It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|* gloomp Car Fukrz - Fudged Grandmas Car (Austalian Dry Rub)
<gloomp> why did i download this
|<xwdIsCheer> do you want anyone here to know your mailing address
<godless> I mean, at this point I'll accept mail from anyone
<flag> i know gloomp's address
<flag> for the record
<gloomp> been scouring dem moa logs eh
<flag> oh man i forgot to send you a fleshlight
<gloomp> don't remember
<gloomp> but feel free to send me less questionable things
<gloomp> that also
<Rose> Dibs on the fleshlight.
<gloomp> i feel like you would actually use it
<flag> i don't know i was in this porn shop with some people causing mayhem and i was like what if gloomp received a fleshlight
<Rose> Well yeah, gloomp. I wouldn't want it otherwise.
<godless> what would *you* do with a fleshlight?
<godless> I mean
<godless> if it just showed up, why throw it away, you know?
<gloomp> you know that's really a context that requires further information
<gloomp> like you can't really say you were out "causing mayhem in a porn shop" and expect people to nod their heads and move on
<flag> yes i can
<flag> i'm flag