It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#1715
4.52/5
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2010-02-08 		<Grizzlyex> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Wolfhound
<Grizzlyex> I've seen one of those before.
<Grizzlyex> It was literally like a mini horse.
<&bok_choy> Pony.
<Grizzlyex> Yeah.
<@Lenny> Paraaaaaaaade.
* Arctic_Pony (a182a413@scave-A750E6E2.mibbit.com) has joined #n
<Grizzlyex> Woah.
<Grizzlyex> What the fuck?
<&Yanni> Haha.
<&Yanni> To be fair, we talk about ponies more than your average community.
#1337
4.18/5
squibbles
2009-07-02 		<squibbles> :o
<squibbles> Universal is producing an Asteroids Movie!
<~blue_tetris> That's a good game.
<~blue_tetris> I'm sure it'll make a good movie.
<squibbles> ...I dunno how they'll do it though.
<~blue_tetris> It sounds absolutely awful.
<~blue_tetris> I'd shoot that movie, if not for the fear that it would break into three smaller movies.
#1542
3.73/5
squibbles
2009-09-28 		<~toasters> I actually don't own a toaster.
#1753
3.45/5
squibbles
2010-03-10 		[03:45] <cC> @$$$$$$$$$44SJKPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[03:45] <cC> Ow.
[03:45] <isaacx> so?
[03:45] <cC> My face just contacted my keyboard at a very high rate of velocity again.
[03:45] <cC> Sorry, I have an "L" on my forehead.
[03:46] <isaacx> but you didn't type "L"
[03:46] <cC> I... touché, sir.
#1719
3.38/5
squibbles
2010-02-08 		<@bearpaw> I am still here debating the prospect of sleeping versus staying up and complaining.
<@bearpaw> right now, complaining is winning 500-3.
<squibbles> Haha
<squibbles> I read that line, and I thought we were talking about NUMA.
#1461
3.00/5
squibbles
2009-08-13 		<&ortsz> I should probably unban Canada.
* ortsz sets mode: -b *!*@*.ca
#1334
1.88/5
squibbles
2009-07-01 		<Kablamo> wat does satirical mean?
<squibbles> that of satire
<Kablamo> who?
<squibbles> huh?
<Kablamo> when?
<squibbles> what?
<Kablamo> where?
<ChrisE> how?
<Kablamo> aha!
<ChrisE> why?
<Kablamo> :]
<squibbles> oh, for christ's sake
<squibbles> http://www.thefreedictionary.com/satirical
<Kablamo> i dont have any money...
<squibbles> ...
<squibbles> what?
<Kablamo> who?
<squibbles> ...I hate you Kablamo
<Kablamo> lol
<squibbles> -.-
<Kablamo> good thing its a free dictionary
<ChrisE> lol @ definition
<squibbles> I didn't even read it
<Kablamo> neither
<squibbles> ...
<squibbles> I hate you Kablamo
#1468
1.70/5
squibbles
2009-08-16 		<Ishkur> I said /comics/.
<Ishkur> Not just people getting bumfucked. =/
<squibbles> wahahaha
#1436
0.86/5
squibbles
2009-08-03 		<Torex> How does it calculate penis size?
#1282
0.50/5
squibbles
2009-06-08 		<Ganteka> gah
<Ganteka> and I forget how to change my pass
<smartalco> /msg nickserv help ?
<&ortsz> SET PASSWORD new-password
<Ganteka> >NickServ< set password <alb1388cz>
<Ganteka> ...
<&ortsz> ...
<Steve> BWAHAHAHAHA!
<@Lenny> Oops?
<Ganteka> there
<Riobe> Heh