It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<Dante> and a genius kuri is a semitone, sexy e minor.
<kuri> OMG this bot is a MENACE
<Snuggletummy> It called you a sexy e minor.
<Dante> dante wants a semitone, sexy e minor.
<kuri> he called me a semitone
<kuri> i am NOT a semitone
|[03:12:36] <ChefPyro> anyone know of a good dogfighting game?
[03:14:20] <Ravenclaw> I doubt there is one
[03:14:27] <Ravenclaw> Isn't dogfighting illegal/
[03:14:29] <Ravenclaw> ?
[03:14:42] * @CF mega-sneeeeeze
[03:15:01] <ChefPyro> ...
[03:15:04] <kkstrong> ...
[03:15:08] <Snuggletummy> ...
[03:15:12] <~blue_tetris> ...
[03:15:13] <Ravenclaw> ...
[03:15:17] <Quote> ...
[03:15:21] <Quote> ?
[03:15:22] <ChefPyro> RavenClaw
[03:15:24] <ChefPyro> 2 things
[03:15:28] <Ravenclaw> Yeah
[03:15:32] <ChefPyro> 1) Stealing cars and shooting cars is illegal
[03:15:37] <ChefPyro> GTA series
[03:15:44] <ChefPyro> 2) I MEAN PLANES YOU DUMBFUCK
[03:15:52] * Ravenclaw cries
|[22:32] <~blue_tetris> Seriously, my balls are like a fractal.
[22:32] <spoon> ...
[22:32] <spoon> how does that work?
[22:32] <spoon> are they hanging off it?
[22:32] <~blue_tetris> You can zoom infinitely in, regressing into more balls. I have infinite balls.
[22:32] <spoon> inside your scrotum I mean
[22:32] <~blue_tetris> NIGGA LISTEN TO ME. IM -MADE- OF BALLS.
[22:32] <spoon> so...
[22:32] <spoon> you've got balls...
[22:33] <spoon> and inside those balls...
[22:33] <Impulse> DAVE /IS/ BALLS!
[22:33] <spoon> are more balls...?
[22:33] <Impulse> NO NIGGA LISTEN!
[22:33] <spoon> u.u
[22:33] <Impulse> HE /IS/ BALLS!
[22:33] <spoon> NO U
[22:33] <~blue_tetris> #radio_free_tetris
[22:33] <~blue_tetris> #radio_free_tetris
[22:33] <Impulse> BITCH BE TRIPPIN' BALLS!
|<nevada> inne dat
<inne> Dat is wel een paradox.
<nevada> hey that is glorious dutch
<nevada> inne speaks dutch
<inne> Dutch isn't exactly cool.
<nevada> yes it is fuck you inne
<inne> Fuck off this year.
<nevada> the entire year?
<nevada> fuck you inne
<inne> You disgust me.
<nevada> LIKEWISE, BITCH
|[18:50:54] <nevada> palemoon when ig et home do you want to have sex
[18:50:56] <nevada> i mean make maps
[18:50:59] <nevada> also sex
[18:51:00] <inne> A hideous mental image.
[18:51:04] <nevada> hhahahaha ;;
|[14:53] <Stephen> kirby, lookit me! I'm on the bottom ,.,
[14:53] <kirby> ÃƒÂ¡ÃƒÂÃƒÂºÃƒÂ©ÃƒÂ³
[14:53] <kirby> you're always on the bottom, Rince ;)
[14:54] * Stephen (rincewinds@6E4EAED3.20FBA7C6.C3ACD876.IP) has left #n
|[19:32] <@flag> inne vagina
[19:32] <inne> Vagina goza de pene por debajo de los catÃƒÂ£Ã‚Â³licos.
[19:32] <@flag> inne translate
[19:32] <inne> Translate some of the cavity comes out.
[19:32] <@flag> oh okay
[19:32] <@flag> well vagina = cavity sort of
[19:32] <inne> Cavity filled.
[19:32] <@flag> hahahahahahahaah
[19:32] <@flag> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:33] <yaoi> oh flag
[19:33] <@flag> INNE GONNA fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck someone up
|[16:06] <LF> Golbez says:
[16:06] <LF> Also Windows CE + Windows ME + Windows NT = Windows CEMENT
[16:11] <Snuggletummy> Windows Cement, hard to crack and doesn't move.
[16:11] <Snuggletummy> Coming to stores near you.
|[18:13] <Clovic> but i could follow directions and be creative
[18:13] <spoon> Man, those people make their /own/ recipes.
[18:14] <Clovic> yeah, im actually a pretty good cook
[18:14] <spoon> Yeah. Creative. You'd prolly throw marijuana in all your dishes. :P
[18:14] <Vyacheslav> Ahahaha!
[18:14] <Clovic> lmao
[18:14] <spoon> "MAN THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING" "INORITE"
[18:16] <Clovic> man i havent smoked in like 2 months almost
[18:16] <Clovic> leave me alone!
|[18:02] <smartalco> what I hate is the people who are all like THE WORLD IS ONLY 6,000 YEARS OLD
[18:02] <smartalco> THERE WAS NOTHING BEFORE THEN
[18:02] <kkstrong> haahah
[18:02] <Yahoozy> That's my science teacher.
[18:02] <Yahoozy> ;-;
[18:02] <smartalco> [B][I][U]NOTHING[/U][/I][/B]
|[11:11] <Turtle> Then again, I can't trust my judgement. Sleeping four hours last night after watching every single Star Wars movie at a party
[11:12] <&maestro> That sucks.
[11:12] <Turtle> Dear God I wanted to kill JarJarBinks
|[22:20] <&maestro> So anyway, I discovered a Locator Outer Marker.
[22:21] <@Atilla> And have you marked outer locations with it?
[22:22] * scyhte (scythe@wpe-9A9847B3.lawn.gatech.edu) has joined #n
[22:22] <&maestro> A Locator Outer Marker, or LOM, is a navigation aid used as part of an instrument landing system (ILS) instrument approach for aircraft in the United States and other countries.
[22:22] * scyhte is now known as scythe
[22:22] <&maestro> I went for a walk and there was this fairly big plot of land with a box and two towers which were connected only to each other.
[22:22] <scythe> I need to fix that.
[22:22] <scythe> I typoed my insta-nick.
[22:22] <&maestro> And I was like "what's going on?".
[22:22] <scythe> The Aristocrats!
[22:23] <&maestro> And it's surrounded with a fence with a no trespassing sign from Airservices Australia.
[22:23] <@Atilla> Tight security.
[22:23] <&maestro> It turns out Airservices Australia is "an Australian Government Commonwealth authority, responsible for providing safe and environmentally sound air traffic control management and related airside services to the aviation industry"/
[22:23] <&maestro> Oh, very tight.
[22:23] <&maestro> Until the fence stops.
[22:24] <Skyline> Has anyone here ever gotten that Antivirus 2008 spyware thing?
[22:24] <@Atilla> You could totally put it on the back of a truck and make planes fly round in circles.
[22:24] * Skyline (Skyline@wpe-9C63F491.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
[22:24] <&maestro> So I then did some searching to find http://www.aph.gov.au/senate/committee/rrat_ctte/estimates/bud_0203/trans/aa/aa09b.xls, which is a list of sites owned by Airservices Australia.
[22:25] <&maestro> And sure enough that place is listed as "Locator - Outer - Holding".
[22:25] <@Atilla> Oh, that's convenient.
[22:25] <&maestro> So that's my story.
[22:25] * Brett (Brttrx@wpe-BCFBA16A.rochester.res.rr.com) has left #n (Bye)
[22:25] <&maestro> I assume the holding is to do with a holding pattern.
|[22:29] <~blue_tetris> Seriously, it's like a goddamn meatcircustent in there.
[22:29] <Impulse> He's got tons of room.
[22:29] <Jig> Dave's scrotum is insanely overaccomodating.
[22:29] <Impulse> I live in there.
[22:29] <Impulse> I should know.
[22:29] <~blue_tetris> Jig: http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?521
[22:29] <Impulse> His scrotum has wi-fi.
[22:29] <Brett> Keep going guys...I'm uh.....almost finished....
[22:29] <Snuggletummy> Your mom has wi-fi.
[22:30] <Impulse> So does your face.
[22:30] <spoon> lmao
[22:30] <spoon> what the hell have I walked into?
[22:30] <Impulse> My balls.
|[14:08] <spoon> Oh god. It looks like this guy here is trying to be erotic: http://www.fotosearch.com/BNS128/whc61/
[14:08] <&maestro> What on earth.
[14:08] <spoon> Exactly.
[14:08] <@Vyacheslav> I wish I didn;t click that.
[14:08] <&maestro> Yeah that's worth $349.95.
|[16:02] <@Tanner> RIP Gay Coleman: They say the candles with the shortest wicks burn the brightest... and yours was pretty damn short.
[16:02] <@Tanner> *Gary.
[16:02] <@Tanner> .>.
[16:02] <%spoon> Bahahahahaghaghagha.
<Sunset> If time = money, and money = sin...
<Sunset> Is time a sin?
<GamingWolf> You are not wise enough to fully grasp the fluidity of ethics.
<Black_Widow> If timed exam = exam + time then are exams related to sin?
<GamingWolf> Or it's examining sin
<Black_Widow> Not examining *sin*.
<Black_Widow> Rather your knowledge is being tested by sin.
<ladle> Meaning that Satan is giving me my SAT. Cool.
<GamingWolf> You need at least a 66.6% to pass
<GamingWolf> Or 61.6% ... depends.
<GamingWolf> Eyes on your own torture chambers
<GamingWolf> We will pass you your number 2 blood pencils
<GamingWolf> Unless you brought your own you sly dogs.
|[03:39:01] <Brett> is dumbness a word?|
|[22:16] <~blue_tetris> If you don't go to bartending school, SA, you're not allowed to have a certificate.
[22:17] <smartalco> alright, i'm going to bartending school
[22:17] <scythe33> You were a bartender?
[22:17] * Templex (Templex@84F31111.F3696205.5B90D805.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
[22:17] <~blue_tetris> I was.
[22:17] <Axonn> Kenny is in a PVS. Sort of like, a tomato. Kenny the tomato.
[22:17] * LF (LF@Pyromaniac.org) Quit (Ping timeout)
[22:18] <smartalco> in a PVS?
[22:18] <Axonn> Persistent Vegetative State.
[22:18] * Trezoid (Trezoid@wpe-60E40062.lns2.cbr1.internode.on.net) has joined #n
[22:19] <smartalco> I find myself, as I read the D&D handbook, comparing the races to the models in Morrowind
[22:19] <@Atilla> A bartender should refer to someone who spends all their time polishing the bar, rather than someone who serves drinks.
[22:19] <smartalco> ahahaha
[22:19] <~blue_tetris> What's the role of the barkeep?
[22:19] <Trezoid> smartalco: it was based on it...
[22:19] <scythe33> He doesn't allow anyone to take the bar.
[22:19] <@Atilla> Ah, see, they *keep* the bar so people can't take it.
[22:20] <Axonn> TheyÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Own they bar, I guess?
[22:20] * Trezoid has the AD&D FIRST ADDITION rule books :D
[22:20] <&LittleViking> But then what do the buardians do?
[22:20] <~blue_tetris> Hahaha.
[22:20] <@Atilla> And if someone tries to kick a ball through the bar, they dive across to make the save.
[22:20] * kkstrong is away: eating
[22:20] * kkstrong is now known as kk|BBQ
[22:20] <Orange|Away> Holy mother of balls.
[22:20] <~blue_tetris> What does the barfly do?
[22:20] <Orange|Away> I found an old manual for Baldur's Gate.
[22:21] <smartalco> mounts wings to it
[22:21] <@Atilla> Pilot the bar when the Man's goons blast it off the space station, Dave.
[22:21] <~blue_tetris> Ahahaha.
|Warning: May not be safe for work.
[14:46] <kkstrong> Man, I had the wierdest fucking dream last night.
[14:46] <@Yanni> Hey Thomas.
[14:46] <Thomas> I bet mine was weirder.
[14:47] <kkstrong> I was at a sex part and everytime I fucked a girl my penis got 1 inch shorter.
[14:47] <kkstrong> And after 7 girls, I had a vagina.
[14:47] <Thomas> Bahaha..
[14:47] <kkstrong> And it scared the shit out of me
[14:47] <Thomas> That's gotta have to do with Teeth.
[14:47] <BlckNWhteNnja> Well, now we know how long your penis is kk.
[14:47] <kkstrong> yeah...so?
[14:47] <BlckNWhteNnja> Just putting that out there.
|[23:19] * LF (ChaosWolf@private-B034B942.dhcp.insightbb.com) has joined #n
[23:19] <Brett> Yeah, thats what I'm talking about Impulse. Just don't be a douche
[23:19] * LF is now known as Snuggletummy
[23:19] <~blue_tetris> LF?
[23:19] <~blue_tetris> I KNEW IT. YOU ARE THE SAMEGUY.
[23:20] <AF> They're -never- in the same room during the same time.
[23:20] <~blue_tetris> Hahaha, sure.
[23:20] <AF> at the same time*
[23:20] <Snuggletummy> Fine! you caught me.
[23:20] <AF> One is always in the US, the other in UK.
[23:20] <Snuggletummy> After all this time, you caught me.
[23:20] <Impulse> So, /this/ is why LF is crazy.
[23:20] <spoon> lol
[23:20] <AF> It's quite suspicious, if you ask me.
[23:20] <AF> Not to ruin it, or anything, but I think CW and LF are one in the same.
[23:21] <Snuggletummy> We are.
[23:21] <Snuggletummy> I'm getting tired of this act.
[23:21] <Snuggletummy> We ARE the same.
[23:21] <AF> Wait, then how does that Sgt Poptarts fit in?
[23:21] <Snuggletummy> So, was I a great actor?
|After Vyacheslav Permabanned OS;
[15:49] <Templex> You now get one sexual favor coupon from me, Vyache.
|[15:04] <Impulse> spoon and kkstrong aren't that bad at spelling, I'm sure.
[15:04] <Sockmonkey> Heh?
[15:05] <kkstrong> My spelling has really improved since I first came here. Its was mostly the keyboard.
[15:05] <incluye> Its was?
[15:05] <incluye> O__o
[15:05] <kkstrong> Yeah, damn food pressing all different buttons
[15:05] <incluye> You put food on your keyboard?
[15:05] <Impulse> You're a fucking idiot for having food on your keyboard.
[15:05] <kkstrong> food stuck in the keyboard, so I threw that one out and got a new one.
[15:05] <Sockmonkey> I don't care that spoon called you "kk", you just can't expect people not to say "kk" when they mean "ok" because of you.
[15:06] <Impulse> Food /in/ the keyboard?
[15:06] <Brttrx> Ever notice how almost every good show has a negative view on therapy?
[15:06] <Impulse> Jesus christ, dude.
[15:06] <kkstrong> and Walla, my spelling mirculously improved
[15:06] <Pawz> later gusy.
[15:06] <Brttrx> I love that
[15:06] <Impulse> Are you a pre-school dropout?
|[16:01:21] <gloomp> I submitted it because what you said was amusingly stupid.
[16:01:25] <gloomp> It's not a good thing.
[16:02:10] <Ckuri_Stk> thats my style of comedy gloomp
[16:02:15] <Ckuri_Stk> i like people laughing at me
[16:02:22] <Ckuri_Stk> at least i make them happy in some weird way
[16:02:40] <gloomp> You depress me, really. Laughter is my defense.
[16:03:05] <Ckuri_Stk> you use laughter against people?
|[18:08] <Tanner> It's true! If macro-evolution was true, I'd have evolved another hand closer to my cock for masturbation.|
|[17:13] <BSOD> WTF
[17:13] <BSOD> SOMETHING BEEPED
[17:13] <spoon> Who's the (not-so) lucky lady?
[17:13] <smartalco> yes, you are crashing
[17:13] <smartalco> remember?
[17:13] * BSOD is now known as BSOL
[17:13] <smartalco> no wait, you can't remember, you are crashing
[17:13] <spoon> ..
[17:13] <BSOL> BLUE SCREEN OF LIFE
|<kuri> i find myself being relaxed by stuff like teach me how to dougie
<kuri> because when i lean against the walls of the arena... the bass goes deep into my spine
* GamingWolf tosses fire extinguishers
<spoon> ...I... Okay?
|[06:56:19] <Brttrx> I came
[06:57:15] <Obylisk> I came to what?
[06:57:24] <spoon`> ...You idiot.
[06:58:11] <Brttrx> not what
[06:58:11] <Brttrx> who
[06:58:20] <Obylisk> you came to who?
[06:58:25] <Brttrx> your mother
[06:58:30] <Obylisk> why?
[06:58:42] <Brttrx> she came onto me
[06:58:52] <&Sockmonkey> Hahaha xD
[06:58:54] <Brttrx> and i said yes maan
[06:58:55] <&Sockmonkey> You also came onto her?
[06:58:59] <Brttrx> maam
[06:59:21] <Brttrx> she came onto me, and eventually i came into her
[06:59:27] <spoon`> Bahahahaha.
[06:59:30] <Brttrx> it was nice
[06:59:41] <Obylisk> Gross
|17:44] <@Vyacheslav> Can I give you a birthday kick?
[17:44] <@TS> He's spiderman, man.
[17:44] <Snuggletummy> spoon likes women.
[17:44] <spoon> and?
[17:44] <@Yanni> More like Peter Parker! AMIRITE AMIRITE
[17:44] <@TS> Yeaaah, go for it.
[17:44] <Snuggletummy> spoon spoons women.
[17:44] <spoon> <_<
[17:44] * TS was kicked by Vyacheslav (Happy birthday!)
[17:44] <spoon> I do?
[17:44] * TS (shoftee@1BB2DFC4.BD7161A2.F578470B.IP) has joined #n
[17:44] * ChanServ sets mode: +o TS
[17:44] <spoon> lmao
[17:44] <spoon> wtf
[17:44] * Vyacheslav was kicked by TS (<3)
[17:44] * Vyacheslav (hottie@private-FCD8A0A5.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #n
[17:44] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Vyacheslav
[17:44] <spoon> "?
[17:44] <@Vyacheslav> I saw that coming.
[17:44] <@TS> Yes, you did <3
[17:44] <@Yanni> That's what she said.
|[17:54] <Impulse|Stepmania> Skyline, does it bother you that Sept is homosexually attracted to your father?
[17:54] <Skyline> Not at all.
[17:54] <kkstrong> Arachnid, is NUMA read only right now?
[17:54] <Impulse|Stepmania> Okay.
[17:54] <Skyline> -Not- -at- -all-.
[17:54] <kkstrong> Or is it just going really slow.
[17:55] <Skyline> I mean, Sept is homosexually attracted to a lot of people.
[17:55] <Skyline> You just can't stop him.
[17:55] <@Vyacheslav> Bahaha
|[18:05] <Skyline> What kind of science are you in, Yahoozy?
[18:05] <Yahoozy> Physical.
[18:05] <smartalco> but there is a ridiculous amount of evidence supporting it over the 6k years theory
[18:05] <Tanner> Show me.
[18:05] <kkstrong> I wish /she/ would get physical.
[18:05] <smartalco> look above Tanner
[18:05] <smartalco> Sept: my 7th grade science teacher bridged the gap in the following way:
[18:05] <Tanner> I countered your arguements.
[18:06] <Skyline> That map's alright, Yahoozy.
[18:06] <smartalco> she said, maybe for god, 7 days is like 4.5 billion years for us
[18:06] <kkstrong> http://numa.notdot.net/map/125628
[18:06] <Sept> XD
[18:06] <Tanner> Sure. I can roll with that.
[18:06] <smartalco> you countered scientific-al evidence with theories