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#1912 4.46/5 southpaw 2010-07-06	[21:54] <&gloomp> I'm not sure if notification for rapes is necessary. [21:54] <&gloomp> ... [21:54] <&gloomp> Wow. [21:54] <&gloomp> rates* [21:54] <@incluye> I'd like to be notified.
#908 4.35/5 southpaw 2008-10-28	[16:35] <Lex> Base: I'm arachnid's wife [16:35] <Animator> He even had his own band. [16:35] <Lex> I don't have a penis [16:35] <blue_tetris> ska: Yes, he is. [16:35] <Pawz> hahah, Lex. [16:35] <ska> he [16:35] <blue_tetris> Nobody's perfect, Lex. [16:35] <ska> is a cheater isn't he? [16:35] <Lex> blue_tetris: I've wanted one so long... snif [16:35] <arachnid> Lex: Yes you do. Mine. [16:35] <blue_tetris> I hear you rent... [16:35] <blue_tetris> Yes. [16:36] <Lex> arachnid: I said I wanted one so long [16:36] <blue_tetris> OHHHHHHHHHHHH [16:36] <Lex> PWNED!!!! [16:36] <ska> ouch [16:36] <blue_tetris> YOURE AS COLD AS ICE [16:36] <Pawz> ahohoho [16:36] <Lex> By your wife! [16:36] *** mintnut has joined #n [16:36] <blue_tetris> WILLING TO SACRIFICE YOOOOO LUUUUUV
#867 4.24/5 southpaw 2008-10-02	21:59] <kk\|HW> Man Asians make for the hottest girls [21:59] <kk\|HW> *Man, Asians
#1212 4.00/5 southpaw 2009-04-20	[00:33] <incluye> Safari is using 0.0% of my CPU. [00:33] *** PALEMOON quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609]) [00:33] <scythe> That's pretty impressive. [00:33] <incluye> And yet it takes up 278MB of RAM. [00:33] <incluye> D: [00:34] * incluye boots up Opera 10 Alpha [00:34] *** ska (ben@wpe-CA30AF96.mel.connect.net.au) joined [00:34] <southpaw> haha [00:34] <southpaw> 100% of my CPU is being used right now. [00:34] <incluye> What the crikey FUCK [00:34] <southpaw> It's all in the StarCraft editor. :P But my computer isn't lagging at all. [00:34] <incluye> I just opened Opera, and it went to video.google.com [00:34] <incluye> Searching for "female ejaculation" [00:34] <scythe> HAHAHA. [00:34] <southpaw> waahahhaAahaahaAAAhaaHaahahaaAH [00:34] <ska> lmao at incluye [00:35] <incluye> And there are...several results. [00:35] <incluye> Nine pages? [00:35] <ska> he [00:35] <ska> hehe [00:35] <incluye> 11. [00:35] <incluye> More! [00:35] <ska> obviously someone was searching on your computer XD [00:35] <incluye> Yeah... [00:35] <&LittleViking> 3/10000 Real N forum users connect with IE5. [00:35] <incluye> The only person that's used my account today is my little sister.
#697 3.91/5 southpaw 2008-06-13	18:08] *** Skyline has been kicked by blue_tetris (MAKE GOOD MAPS)
#1214 3.86/5 southpaw 2009-04-23	[02:08] <Sonic> eh. Vegeta is the best. My favert anime character of all time. [02:09] <&ortsz> Vagina is pretty good. [02:09] <&ortsz> Oh, wait, I misread. [02:10] <&ortsz> Vegeta, that Croatian seasoning stuff? [02:10] <southpaw> I'm sorry, but Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss is the greatest thing ever. Besides Star Gentle Uterus. [02:10] <southpaw> I think she means Vegemite. [02:11] <&ortsz> Vegemite is shit. [02:11] <&ortsz> Man, I thought you were making those terms up. [02:11] <&ortsz> That's hilarious. [02:15] <Sonic> Cute anime guys are the best. [02:15] <&LittleViking> We get it, you like vaginas. Let's move on already. [02:16] <&LittleViking> Oh wait, I misread that. [02:16] <southpaw> Fajitas? Yeah, I like fajitas. What of it, lord_day? [02:17] <Sonic> I'm a girl. [02:17] <southpaw> pics your it didn't happen. [02:17] <Guiseppi> Yeah, but you could still like vaginas. We really don't judge. [02:17] <southpaw> or [02:17] <southpaw> OR it didn't happen. [02:18] <~AlliedEnvy> I don't like vegans all that much. [02:18] <southpaw> AE, if you like vagabonds so much you should just become one. [02:20] <Guiseppi> He's only 22, that's no age to be taking Viagra, southpaw. [02:22] <southpaw> vagrants? What's so bad about vagrants? Just because they need their "prescriptions" doesn't make them any less of people! [02:23] <Guiseppi> Speaking of Vogue, why the hell was Michelle Obama on the cover of Vogue magazine? Doesn't that make her a common whore? [02:24] <southpaw> Van Gogh was a great artist, you're right, but I don't think cutting his ear off was really necessary. [02:25] <Guiseppi> Vanderbilt is a fairly good college I've heard. Can't remember where it is though... [02:27] <southpaw> Volkswagen made some great cars back in the day, but I just don't appreciate a lot of their modern stuff.
#1605 3.77/5 southpaw 2009-11-14	[12:45] <Fraxtil> Wow, FraxHAL's been sounding like an idiot the last few times he's spoken. [12:46] <AF> He gave Orange what-for last night, though. [12:46] <AF> It was hilarious. [12:46] <Torex> Really? [12:46] <Torex> Oh, I think I remember that. [12:46] <AF> http://pastebin.com/d22d7129c [12:46] <SlappyMcGee> FraxHAL is the Batman of our community. [12:47] <Torex> Bahahahah. [12:47] <Torex> That's vrillians. [12:47] *** palemoon (evil_empir@scave-9714ADA1.hsd1.co.comcast.net) left () [12:47] <smartalco> he secretly parades around at night in all black hanging bad guys up from their feet? [12:47] <Leaff> Of course. [12:48] <SlappyMcGee> No, I mean with the supercomputer. [12:50] <southpaw> Is he really Batman, SlappyMcGee? [12:50] <SlappyMcGee> I've always found Apple Computers very functional, but their business tactics, advertisements, as well as marked inferiority in the realms of upgrading and software support upset me deeply. [12:51] <SlappyMcGee> No. [12:51] <Torex> Oh guck, I hate their ads. [12:51] <Torex> *fuck [12:51] <+FraxHAL> no, SlappyMcGeeemeber's a ricockulously long and boring manual [12:51] <Fraxtil> what?!
#771 3.64/5 southpaw 2008-08-08	[21:49] <Skyline> Jerrod, my friends are coming over tomorrow. :D ... [21:50] <Caligula> Just because the pizza man comes to your house doesn't make him your friend.
#1841 3.55/5 southpaw 2010-05-22	[15:19] <@Yanni> wouldn't no, yo [15:19] <@Yanni> know [15:19] <@Yanni> good god [15:19] <@Yanni> the fuck, typo [15:19] <~southpawPOWPOW> THE [15:19] FUCK/ Unknown command
#803 3.50/5 southpaw 2008-09-09	11:45] <Stephen> Yeah, I'm always really lethargic at school. [11:45] <Stephen> x_x [11:45] <faemir> which hasn't piled in yet [11:45] <Stephen> I fell asleep in my free period today. [11:45] <faemir> Hahaha [11:45] <Stephen> You'll probably get used to it. [11:45] <faemir> I laugh whenever I hear/see that word [11:45] <Stephen> Heh. Period. [11:45] <faemir> because there is a band called lethargy [11:46] <faemir> not that one [11:46] <faemir> you immature bastard :P [11:46] <Stephen> Oh, ahahaha. [11:46] <faemir> XD
#1218 3.44/5 southpaw 2009-04-25	02:50] <southpaw> I have no idea what this guys is talking about: [02:50] <southpaw> "i try to do that with normal maps. I got an image that this map is copeid off and sticky taped a peice of glad rape to the screen and drew on it to draw it on n_v14. I wont do that again.thanx." [02:51] <&ortsz> What's that from? [02:51] <southpaw> http://nmaps.net/164905#4 [02:51] <southpaw> don't forget to rate that with funk! [02:52] <southpaw> I just want to know what glad rape is. [02:52] <@Yanni> If it's glad, it ain't rape. [02:52] <&LittleViking> Glad wrap. He's just a very, very poor speller. [02:52] <@CF> (>(>^_^)>
#457 3.33/5 southpaw 2008-01-07	<kkstrong> holy shit, turtle has 52 post today... <Brttrx> I BET THEY;RE ALL REALLY INTRESTING
#573 3.33/5 southpaw 2008-03-21	<Lenny> $20 for half an hour of teaching Dad's girlfriend's son the Trumpet. <Kabloxy> HAGAGHAHAGAHHAHA! <Lenny> But that's everyone two weeks... lots of fun though :D <Kabloxy> I bet you're "teaching him the trumpet." <Lenny> *every two weeks <Yanni> Wahahahahah! <Lenny> Yes...? <Kabloxy> I'm sorry, that was inappropriate, but also funny. <southpaw> hahahaha <Lenny> Well, actually, it's like a valved trombone. <southpaw> BahhahahahaaHdashgaHaGDJgklajb;rj!!!!! <Kabloxy> GHIAGIUAUIUGAUAHA! <Kabloxy> agjgkakjfh <Lenny> I don't get it, but hahaha!
#706 3.17/5 southpaw 2008-06-19	[04:25] <Pawz> smort, if you liked that one so much you should check out this one: http://nmaps.net/126621 ... [04:28] <smort> Another great map, Pawz! [04:28] <Pawz> thanks, smort! :D:D [04:29] <smort> I'm not going to say what I think it looks like this time. [04:30] <Pawz> haha, smort. I don't mind if you do. Actually I'd like to hear it. [04:32] <smort> Well, let me first explain. I'm trying a new method where I name levels after I make them, and do something slightly disturbing. I'm trying to tune it down a bit though. The problem I'm having is that I can't look at a map without thinking what disgusting things it could be. [04:32] <smort> That map would be "It's Raining Testicles".
#1521 3.11/5 southpaw 2009-09-14	(01:57:02 PM) Gimp: Death toils (01:57:04 PM) Gimp: Walking around (01:57:09 PM) Gimp: Just beyond our reach (01:57:11 PM) Gimp: waiting to jump out (01:57:14 PM) Gimp: when we least expect it (01:57:16 PM) Aaron: is a penis
#1712 2.90/5 southpaw 2010-02-07	[20:11] <Skybear> oh no why is my cat pooping in this room [20:11] <Skybear> oh man [20:11] <Skybear> now it smells like cat poop
#565 2.88/5 southpaw 2008-03-16	<faemir> LittleViking, do you charge for you services? ;P * Lenny\|Douche = busy now. <Lenny\|Douche> Haha, if he did, I'd be broke. <Lenny\|Douche> Anyway, busy. <LittleViking> I charge a lot <LittleViking> Lenny's tab is getting way up there. <TheSeer> He does. <LittleViking> (He doesn't even know it.) <TheSeer> Luckily, he's so satisfying you don't need to pay that often.
#1396 2.82/5 southpaw 2009-07-24	(03:11:03 PM) southpaw: incluye, you like being a reviewer, yeah? (03:11:09 PM) incluye: Indeed. (03:11:13 PM) southpaw: I'm not going to take away your position, just curious. (03:11:27 PM) southpaw: okay, good. (03:11:55 PM) southpaw: that leaves us with 19 reviewers, about half of which have made reviews in the last 1-2 months. (03:12:05 PM) southpaw: (except a couple people. (03:12:06 PM) southpaw: ) (03:12:07 PM) Leaff: I think incluye is an excekkebt reviewer. (03:12:13 PM) gloomp: Ahahah. (03:12:13 PM) PALEMOON: quite (03:12:14 PM) southpaw: hahahahahaaha (03:12:15 PM) gloomp: Good one. (03:12:15 PM) incluye: >>>>>>:( (03:12:20 PM) Leaff: :3
#946 2.67/5 southpaw 2008-11-09	[17:30] <Snuggletummy> My anal beards are talking [17:30] <Snuggletummy> beads*
#489 2.64/5 southpaw 2008-01-29	<Alphy> Haha. <Alphy> <southpaw> I don't care, that is the Bollywood video to end all Bollywood videos. <Alphy> That's my new favorite quote. <Alphy> I will use it whenever. <Alphy> Even in totally irrelevant situations. <southpaw> lawl, cool. <Alphy> "Jackson, you failed three tests today" <southpaw> haha... <Alphy> "I don't care, that is the Bollywood video to end all Bollywood videos" <southpaw> XD
#1580 2.50/5 southpaw 2009-10-26	<Losttortuga> When I think of florida I think of suburbs stretching on endlessly in the heat to the commercialized coast.
#1692 2.50/5 southpaw 2010-01-30	[23:49] *** Yahoozy changed nick to CAPSGOD [23:50] <@CAPSGOD> I AM OMNICAPS [23:50] <&bok_choy> WORST GOD EITHER [23:50] <&bok_choy> EVER [23:50] <@Skyline> Wait, ortsz, someone actually did have a brain tumor from hiccups. This just proves to me that you read Wikipedia far too much. [23:50] <&bok_choy> Haha. [23:51] <&bok_choy> Yeah, I was on the article. [23:51] <@CAPSGOD> I HOPNE YOU ALL BELIEVE IN INTELLIGENT CAPITALIZATION [23:51] <@CAPSGOD> HOPE, EVEN [23:51] <&bok_choy> Though I believed they had hiccups from a brain tumour as opposed to the other way around. [23:51] <&bok_choy> believe [23:51] * southpaw listens to Hajnal and denies CAPSGOD [23:51] <@CAPSGOD> IF NOT, YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE underWORLD
#1130 2.38/5 southpaw 2009-03-09	[16:45] <Gforce> isaccx: I know how to change the password. [16:45] <isaacx> how? [16:46] <gloomp> Why'd you leave, isaacx? [16:46] <spudzalot> magic! [16:46] <Gforce> Type this: [16:46] <isaacx> this: [16:46] <Gforce> /msg NickServ set password NewPassword [16:46] <Gforce> ... [16:47] * Vyacheslav has quit (Quit:) [16:47] <isaacx> which one do i type this password? [16:47] <Gforce> What do you mean "which one"? [16:47] <lord_day> O_O [16:47] <Yahoozy> Littleviking, Calcy, AF, Sept, SlappyMcGee, Left 4 Dead. [16:47] <LittleViking> Okay. [16:47] <southpaw> [password] is your current password, [NewPassword] is your new password. [16:47] <isaacx> ok [16:47] <Gforce> No, southpaw. [16:47] <southpaw> ? [16:47] <Sept> I'm just about to have dinner. [16:47] <southpaw> Is he registering a nick? [16:47] <Gforce> [password] is password. [16:47] <ChaosWolf> Yahoozy, I have the most badass party ever. [16:48] <Gforce> It's not the old password. [16:48] <Gforce> It's literally that word. [16:48] <lord_day> Physically. [16:48] <Gforce> So if you want your new password to be hunter2 [16:48] <southpaw> oh, I guess if you have already typed in your password then they would be sure it's you. [16:48] <Gforce> /msg NickServ set password hunter2 [16:48] <isaacx> done [16:48] <Gforce> Ok, good. [16:48] * Izzy\|HW is now known as Izzy [16:48] <isaacx> my old password was password [16:48] <Leaff> What's the excuse this time, isaacx? [16:48] <Gforce> :O [16:48] <ChaosWolf> Thanks man [16:48] <Gforce> Hahaha, seriously? [16:49] <Hooha> lol [16:49] <isaacx> i screwed up the regiester [16:49] <ChaosWolf> Hey, did you know that if you type your password in here, it appears as asterisks? [16:49] <ChaosWolf> I saw what you just typed as ******. [16:49] <Izzy> Yeah [16:49] <Leaff> really? wow [16:49] <lord_day> ****** [16:49] <lord_day> O_O [16:49] <isaacx> really? [16:49] <Izzy> ** [16:49] <gloomp> Yeah. [16:49] <Leaff> [typed in actual password here.] [16:49] <isaacx> [typed in actual password here. LV said no passwords on the quotes repository though.] [16:50] <lord_day> Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [16:50] <Leaff> Oh, wait. [16:50] <gloomp> Yaaaaay! [16:50] <ChaosWolf> Huh, I saw that as ** [16:50] <Hooha> HAHAHAHAHA [16:50] <Leaff> Not my password. [16:50] <southpaw> 8675309 [16:50] <Leaff> ***** [16:50] <Donfuy> O.O [16:50] <Izzy> What's funny? [16:50] <isaacx> actual asterisks [16:50] <isaacx> ** [16:50] * isaacx has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Gforce)) [16:50] <Gforce> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [16:50] <Izzy> :D [16:50] <southpaw> BAhaaahAAaAhaaAHaAH [16:50] <Leaff> YES! [16:50] <southpaw> Aheipqt 3jqjt ;jaegj [16:50] <Gforce> OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT [16:50] <southpaw> HOLY SHIT [16:50] <Borealis> Well done! [16:50] <Izzy> <3 [16:50] <Izzy> <3 [16:50] <ChaosWolf> Huh. [16:50] <gloomp> Hey! [16:50] * Leaff high-fives Gforce [16:50] * SlappyMcGee is now known as isaacx [16:50] <ChaosWolf> I.... that poor guy. [16:51] <ChaosWolf> Wow. [16:51] <Izzy> <3 [16:51] <gloomp> I wanted to do it. ;_; [16:51] <Donfuy> >=D [16:51] * isaacx has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Gforce)) [16:51] * Riobe_ has joined #N [16:51] * isaacx has joined #N [16:51] <Gforce> Lol :D [16:51] * isaacx has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by gloomp)) [16:51] * isaacx has joined #N [16:51] <Socky> ... [16:51] <gloomp> Yay! [16:51] <Socky> Stop the ghosting. [16:51] *** Leaff has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by lord_day))
#805 2.33/5 southpaw 2008-09-11	[03:47] <KinGAleX> Blur are not better than anything. [03:47] <KinGAleX> Except perhaps that song about apple-bottomed jeans and furry bots.
#2034 2.29/5 southpaw 2010-09-08	(5:48:47 PM) Yahoozy: hey (5:48:49 PM) Yahoozy: hey guys (5:48:51 PM) Yahoozy: i make map (5:48:51 PM) Yahoozy: http://www.nmaps.net/205081 (5:49:20 PM) Liam: how is mapp fourmde (5:49:41 PM) Yahoozy: they need to do way instain objects> (5:49:52 PM) Yahoozy: who kill there ninja becaus there ninja cant frigth back?
#620 2.22/5 southpaw 2008-04-25	<Hippie> KNow what I was thinking of doing? <Pawz> what? <Hippie> Well, not about the magazine, butt... <Pawz> haha, you said magazine.
#653 2.22/5 southpaw 2008-05-18	<Lenny\|Composing> Arachnid was considering selling the shirts, after walking with M&R. <fractalp> walking? <fractalp> people went walking with M&R and I missed it?
#1564 2.22/5 southpaw 2009-10-17	(03:25:13 PM) Skyline: southpaw, remember that time a long time ago when we were talking about my sister silently judging everybody? (03:25:15 PM) Jack_ [chatzilla@scave-32D4221F.bb.sky.com] entered the room. (03:25:17 PM) gloomp: lord_day for second place. (03:25:27 PM) southpaw : Is she loudly judging everybody, Skyline? (03:25:31 PM) kirby: XD (03:25:37 PM) Skyline: No... but now she's silently judging /me/! (03:25:38 PM) southpaw : Yeah, I remember. (03:25:50 PM) southpaw : Is your sister a Libra? (03:25:58 PM) Skyline: aquarius. (03:26:17 PM) southpaw : THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS! (03:26:32 PM) southpaw : God, for your sake, Skyline, I hope it's not the dawning of Aquarius. (03:26:33 PM) Skyline: ;__________; (03:26:46 PM) Jack left the room (quit: Ping timeout). (03:26:49 PM) scythe: ghahahaha (03:26:52 PM) Jack_ is now known as Jack (03:26:55 PM) Skyline: For the world's sake, southpaw. (03:27:02 PM) Skyline: This thing. It's bigger than just you and me. (03:27:17 PM) Skyline: This is about EVERYONE (03:27:17 PM) southpaw : Like a burrito. (03:27:24 PM) southpaw : Like a really big burrito. (03:27:25 PM) scythe: Gahahhahahahahaahahahahahaha. (03:27:26 PM) gloomp: Haahahahah. (03:27:29 PM) scythe: Ahahahahahahahahhaha.
#1224 2.00/5 southpaw 2009-04-29	[19:20] <Japaroads> How do you do? [19:20] <ChaosWolf> I feel so horrible. [19:20] <Japaroads> Why? [19:20] <ChaosWolf> I think I have the flu or something. [19:20] <ChaosWolf> Not sure. [19:20] <southpaw> I'm good, Japa. Yourself? [19:20] <ChaosWolf> My body hurts, it's hard to eat anything, and I have diarrhea out the ass. [19:20] <Japaroads> I'm pretty good. [19:20] <Japaroads> CW, is it swine flu? [19:20] <ChaosWolf> and no, it's not the Swince Flu. [19:20] <Japaroads> 'Cause that's duck. [19:20] <ChaosWolf> Swine* [19:21] <Japaroads> that'd suck [19:21] <Japaroads> lol, I switched my letters. [19:21] <southpaw> You sure, Cdubs? You went to the doctor and such? [19:21] <Quote> Wait, Explosive diarrhea? [19:21] <Japaroads> brb [19:21] <ChaosWolf> Southpaw. [19:21] ** Vyacheslav (Windows98@wpe-E21D4B35.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) joined [19:21] <ChaosWolf> The Swine Flu involves Cold Like symptoms as well. [19:21] <ChaosWolf> Plus, I'm positive. [19:21] <Vyacheslav> YOU HAVE SWINE FLU?! [19:22] <incluye> WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY FLY [19:22] <incluye> SOMEBODY ANSWER ME [19:22] <incluye> PLEEHEEZE [19:22] <southpaw> incluye, what the fuck are you talking about? [19:22] <incluye> :/ [19:22] <incluye> Doesn't matter. [19:22] <ChaosWolf> Seriously, I'm not in the mood. [19:22] <incluye> Swine flu. [19:22] <incluye> :P [19:22] * southpaw would slap incluye, but is not being violent today [19:22] <southpaw> that's a warning. [19:23] * southpaw instructs a pet piranha to munch on Japaroads's shoulder blades [19:23] <ChaosWolf> incluye, you're just proving that you are, indeed, a moron. [19:23] <ChaosWolf> Sure, flu sounds like flew, but they're two different meanings... and it's not even funny. [19:24] <Quote> Do you know how many people die every year of the flu, incluye? [19:24] <Japaroads> CW... [19:24] <Japaroads> It's a pun, man. [19:24] <ChaosWolf> But it's not very punny
#1750 1.88/5 southpaw 2010-03-07	[21:16] <%Losttortuga> In Watchmen. Dr. Manhattan's penis was in full view most of the time. [21:17] <@southpaw> If you had seen the animated one (or read the book probably) it wouldn't have phased you that he was knocking over all the glasses and such. [21:17] <%Losttortuga> And he is blue. [21:17] <@southpaw> And he is glowing. [21:17] <@southpaw> And he can teleport. [21:17] <~jerrod> yeah. [21:17] <%Losttortuga> (blue glowing penis) [21:17] <%Losttortuga> That teleports [21:17] <@southpaw> And he can grow to be the size of a 10-story building if he wants, and his body resizes itself accordingly. [21:17] <@southpaw> 10-foot blue glowing penis that teleports [21:18] <Evil_Bob> I still need to see that
#744 1.75/5 southpaw 2008-07-18	[22:08] * LittleViking has joined #n [22:08] * ChanServ sets mode +o on LittleViking [22:08] *** ChanServ sets mode +a on LittleViking [22:08] * Pawz is going to see The Dark Knight soon... ^_^ [22:09] <LittleViking> That's what /she/ said!
#588 1.67/5 southpaw 2008-04-08	<Jig> LV, what do you call a group of musicians with plastic explosives strapped to their chests? <Lenny> Hey, vikestra. <Jig> This isn't the Mandynamo you know. <Lenny> Brenden: Explodorestra? :D <Jig> He's a changed Mandynamo. <Lenny> *Explodestra? <blue_tetris> .... <Pawz> Jig: dead? <Vicycle> Hello! <Lenny> What's the answer...? <Lenny> Hellooooo! <Jig> I want LV to guess! <Jig> You're a bunch of whorechestrata. <Pawz> heh, I hope he says something witty but not pertaining to the question. <Jig> He won't. He'll answer the question correctly. <LittleViking> Oh, um. I don't knorchestra. <Jig> Because he's not stupid.
#659 1.67/5 southpaw 2008-05-21	<Snuggletummy> Look, miyoser is what we like o call "A retard" <Snuggletummy> to8
#778 1.67/5 southpaw 2008-08-17	[22:40] <Blackattack> What made it funny was her grammer.
#1848 1.57/5 southpaw 2010-05-27	[20:28] * SlappyMcGee (SlappyMcGe@scave-A24DA1A5.ext.distributel.net) joined [20:28] <SlappyMcGee> These arcade fire tracks are awesome! [20:30] <Torex> It's so weird seeing you with absolutely no ops. [20:31] * toasters sets channel #music mode +ooo flag SlappyMcGee Torex [20:31] <@toasters> i thought you had +a Slappy? [20:31] <@SlappyMcGee> I did. [20:31] <@SlappyMcGee> But the server crashed four months ago. [20:31] <@SlappyMcGee> And got rid of all that. [20:33] <@toasters> i see [21:13] <@Techno> Woo yeah! I like the new singles too [21:13] <@Techno> I thought I wouldn't like them at first [21:14] <@Techno> but I ended up listening to them over quite a few times [21:19] <@southpawPOWPOW> Hey guys, have you heard of The Arcade Fire? I think there was a guy in here who liked them a lot. [21:20] <@Techno> lol [21:20] <@flag> Buncha queers. [21:20] * southpawPOWPOW . the shins . oh, inverted world . caring is creepy * [21:20] <@Techno> You remember that one Christmas recording they did that even Arcade Fire didn't hear [21:21] <@southpawPOWPOW> I don't, but I heard their lead singer bought a teddy bear once. [21:21] <@Techno> oh no way [21:24] * @gloomp Prurient - Military Road (Pleasure Ground) [21:24] <@gloomp> Fnnnnnnagh. [21:25] <@gloomp> Note to self: Never start a Prurient album with the volume turned up beyond '5'. [21:29] * Why_Me (Why_Me@scave-439A9520.ca.astound.net) joined [21:30] * Torex sets channel #music mode +o Why_Me [21:32] * southpawPOWPOW changed nick to southpaw [21:40] * toasters quit (Quit: unplugged) [21:46] <@flag> slappymcgee [21:46] <@flag> show mercy [21:46] <@flag> i apologize for my insinuations [21:47] <@Techno> lies [21:48] <@flag> sniff [21:49] * Ganteka (chatzilla@scave-13724067.dsl.snlo01.sbcglobal.net) joined [21:49] <Ganteka> OH MY GOD [21:49] <Ganteka> new arcade fire tracks :O [21:49] * flag quit (Quit: none) [21:50] * @gloomp Prurient - Outdoorsman/ Indestructable (Pleasure Ground) [21:50] * Inspired (an.d.pan.d@3C478523.233C3F99.36A0BF44.IP) joined [21:50] * Inspired (an.d.pan.d@3C478523.233C3F99.36A0BF44.IP) left () [21:52] <Ganteka> guys i know how much everyone here loves arcade fire [21:52] <Ganteka> and i don't want to seem overenthusiastic [21:52] <Ganteka> but they just fucking released 2 new songs [21:53] <@Techno> no way [21:53] <Ganteka> yeah i know right [21:54] * Techno quit (Quit: I live in suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.) [21:56] <Ganteka> you know that's funny SINCE ARCADE FIRE'S NEW SONGS ARE ABOUT THE SUBURBS [21:57] * Ganteka quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.3/20100401080539])
#679 1.50/5 southpaw 2008-05-28	[13:24] * Topic is Welcome to #IRCMaps, the one stop place for your collabing needs in N mapmaking! [13:24] * ChanServ sets mode +o on Pawz [13:24] * Channel mode is +ntr [13:30] * kkstrong changed topic to Welcome to #IRCMaps, the one stop place for your collabing needs in N mapmaking! \| kkstrong is open for a collab with Chase. [13:31] <Pawz> you're open for more than just that, kk ^_^ [13:31] <kkstrong> I open for sex with Chase to, but I know he'd decline... [13:32] * Chase changed topic to Welcome to #IRCMaps, the one stop place for your collabing needs in N mapmaking! \| kkstrong is open for sex with Pawz. [13:32] * kkstrong changed topic to Welcome to #IRCMaps, the one stop place for your collabing needs in N mapmaking! \| kkstrong is open for sex with Chase [13:33] *** Chase changed topic to Welcome to #IRCMaps, the one stop place for your collabing needs in N mapmaking! [13:33] <kkstrong> D:
#774 1.50/5 southpaw 2008-08-11	[22:01] <captbread_revolutionweasle> You think Randall Munroe would get mad because I'm messing up the text lines? [22:02] <Pawz> only if he catches you doing so, capt. [22:02] <LittleViking> Your name is so long. [22:02] <Animator> Seriously. [22:02] * Losttortuga has quit (Quit: And he's gone) [22:02] <captbread_revolutionweasle> LittleViking, I couldn't help but restate that in a dreamy tone. [22:03] <Animator> The name is... so long... [22:03] <captbread_revolutionweasle> I can only assume you love it, now. [22:03] * Kwiftee is now known as Kwiftee\|away [22:03] <Pawz> the name doesn't do justice to the.. [22:03] <Pawz> uhm... [22:03] <Animator> I've measured it to be 2 inches.
#1601 1.22/5 southpaw 2009-11-13	[22:02] <southpaw> Yanni, say something funny! [22:02] <Yanni> What?
#838 1.12/5 southpaw 2008-09-18	speaking in #clique [19:09] <rN> This is a several day thing though. [19:09] <Pawz> yes, it is. [19:09] <Pawz> each round = 1 day [19:09] <rN> I don't have to be on constantly right?
#644 1.11/5 southpaw 2008-05-08	<Pawz> Zyphern, you haven't even touched the most annoying member of the community award yet. <Pawz> mostly because you're not a member of the community, but still. <Zyphern> Yeah, but it's hard to in less than ten minutes. <Pawz> I think we can all remember Mr_pac * LF has joined #n * Kaglaxyclax sets mode +v on LF <TS> Wait, you've never been banned in less than ten minutes? <Vike91> WITH GRICERIES <Zyphern> No, I mean, it's hard to be the most annoying member of the community in less than ten minutes. <Vike91> groceries <TS> You have that as a goal, do you? :P <Hippie> I CAN BEAT 10 MINUTES <Pawz> but you won't, Hippie. <Zyphern> No, just last night. <TS> Hippie, you can beat YOURSELF in ten minutes. <Hippie> Whatevs. <TS> That's a compliment. <Hippie> Beat my record. <Pawz> ahahah, for fastest or longest? <Zyphern> Whatever... I gotta get back to class. *** Zyphern has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.82 [Firefox 2.0.0.14/2008040413]) <TS> Nobody can beat the Hippie's "fastest" record. <TS> I heard it was three seconds. <Pawz> :O <Hippie> 3.5 <TS> Dunno about longest though. Dave probably beats him. <Hippie> Duh.
#720 1.00/5 southpaw 2008-06-30	[13:49] <Axonn> Stop trying to summon T3chno! [13:49] <incluye> Ah. [13:49] <notkitt> i wasnt focusing enough obviusly [13:49] <Axonn> You'll keep summoning other people! [13:49] <Axonn> And if it works, the end of #n shall fall upon us! [13:49] <Pawz> Axonn, you sound like a god-fearing religious man from some small town in Alabama. [13:50] <Pawz> except you have contact with the outside world. [13:50] <mintnut> yeah barnaby! [13:50] <Axonn> No, I sound like a T3chno-fearing religious man from some small town in Alabama. [13:50] <notkitt> I wish i was named Alabama
#768 1.00/5 southpaw 2008-08-06	[22:57] <CF> !start [22:57] * Kaglaxysept changed topic to Mafia \| Game is being set up. \| Type "AYE" to join the game. \| http://mafiascum.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Newbie_Guide [22:57] * Kaglaxysept sets channel mode to +N [22:57] <Kaglaxysept> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: [22:57] <Kaglaxysept> :::: WELCOME TO MAFIA [22:57] <kkstrong> aye [22:57] <Kaglaxysept> :::: WE'RE READY TO PLAY! [22:57] <Kaglaxysept> * Say AYE if you are at your keyboard and are ready to play. [22:57] <Kaglaxysept> >>> After you say AYE, you will be expected to stay at your keyboard and actively participate in the game. [22:57] <CF> aye [22:57] <Masked_Felix> AYE [22:57] <Kaglaxysept> * CF, when everyone who wants to play has been voiced, type "!start" to begin the game. [22:57] <Kaglaxysept> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: [22:57] * Kaglaxysept sets mode +v on kkstrong [22:57] * Kaglaxysept sets mode +v on CF [22:57] * Kaglaxysept sets mode +v on Masked_Felix [22:57] <Manic> AYE [22:57] * Kaglaxysept sets mode +v on Manic [22:57] <Impulse> Aye [22:57] <Halcyon> AYE [22:57] * Kaglaxysept sets mode +v on Impulse [22:57] * Kaglaxysept sets mode +v on Halcyon [22:57] <Pawz> NAY! [22:57] <Halcyon> That's it. Game's off.
#680 0.75/5 southpaw 2008-05-30	[03:03] * Trezoid sings the mario theme. [03:05] <Trezoid> and it all goes quite o_o [03:05] <Pawz> o_o ... [03:05] <Pawz> do the o_o in #n [03:05] <Pawz> people will follow us. ... [03:06] <Trezoid> I really need to finish my vector 'vette. TIS TIME FOR ANOTHER PHOTOSHOP MARATHON! [03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:06] <Pawz> o_o [03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:06] <Trezoid> the wheels should take me another...ooh...5 hours... [03:06] <Pawz> o_o [03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:06] <CF> _o_ [03:06] <Trezoid> o_o [03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:06] <Pawz> o_o [03:06] <CF> err [03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:06] <Trezoid> o_o [03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:06] <Trezoid> o_o [03:06] <Pawz> o_o [03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:06] <Trezoid> o_o [03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:06] <Trezoid> :O [03:06] <Pawz> o_o [03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:07] <Trezoid> :D [03:07] <fractal> O____________________________________________? [03:07] <Pawz> o_o [03:07] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:07] <Trezoid> :P [03:07] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:07] <CF> (__) [03:07] <Fingersonthefrets> o_o [03:07] <Trezoid> CF: NO!! [03:07] <Trezoid> @.@ --- [03:08] ** blue_tetris sets mode +b on !@27B4F08A.A0F69854.C85BACF7.IP [03:08] * Fingersonthefrets has been kicked by blue_tetris (blue_tetris) [03:09] <blue_tetris> Trezoid was in on that, too, I think. [03:09] <blue_tetris> You'll be unbanned in an hour. [03:09] * blue_tetris sets mode +b on !@wpe-27EC0537.lns1.cbr1.internode.on.net [03:09] <Pawz> oooh. [03:09] *** Trezoid has been kicked by blue_tetris (blue_tetris) [03:09] <CF> You've been Dave'd. [03:09] <Pawz> he'll save children, but not the British (or Australian) children.
#994 0.50/5 southpaw 2008-12-10	[20:49] <away> hey, wanna give me a theme? i'll ded a map to you heh ... [20:53] <Pawz> gravestones [20:53] <Pawz> ghosts [20:53] <away> done, done [20:53] <Pawz> forests/trees [20:53] <away> ATOB [20:53] <away> ... [20:53] <Pawz> ... [20:53] <Pawz> balloons [20:53] <Pawz> sexual healing [20:54] <away> haha. [20:54] <Pawz> I bet you haven't done that theme before! ^_^ [20:54] <away> a mix of balloons and sexual healing [20:54] <Pawz> o_O
#490 0.44/5 southpaw 2008-01-30	<southpaw> oh man, that is awesome. <fractalp> Hahaha <fractalp> It so is. <fractalp> But it's massive <southpaw> massive? <fractalp> Yah <fractalp> 7000+ files <southpaw> oh, yeah, it's almost 50% already... <southpaw> now it's 52 <southpaw> did you download 22 pixels flock? <fractalp> Yeah <southpaw> and was it in .exe form? <fractalp> Yupp <southpaw> cool... <southpaw> it's safe and everything...? <southpaw> I know. I'm paranoid... I'll just do a virus scan afterward... <fractalp> Its such a good idea <fractalp> Everything in an easy-to-install little program <southpaw> aw man... you can't use it for commercial purposes... <fractalp> wink <fractalp> Says who? <southpaw> You may not exercise any of the rights granted to You in Section 3 above in any manner that is primarily intended for or directed toward commercial advantage or private monetary compensation. <fractalp> commercial advantage or private monetary compensation <fractalp> If you sell it, or use it on ad. <fractalp> Basically. <southpaw> 1. to reproduce the Work, to incorporate the Work into one or more Collective Works, and to reproduce the Work as incorporated in the Collective Works; <southpaw> 2. to distribute copies or phonorecords of, display publicly, perform publicly, and perform publicly by means of a digital audio transmission the Work including as incorporated in Collective Works; <southpaw> those are the rights given to you, in Section 3 <fractalp> Stop reading. <southpaw> XD hahhahhaahaa <fractalp> WHO CARES <fractalp> EVERYONE DOES IT <southpaw> What Would Jesus Do? hmmmm? <fractalp> Let himself be nailed to a cross so you would be free of your EVIL SIN OF DISOBAYING SECTION 3 <southpaw> hmmm... good point.