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#1925 4.52/5 smartalco1 2010-07-14	<Douchebag> Russel Brand wants a lesbian lap dance from Taylor Swift and Lady GaGa for his bachelor party. <ViggoMcGee> I want that as well. <smartalco> 1) Who the fuck is Russel Brand <smartalco> 2) Yes Taylor Swift <smartalco> 3) Lady GaGa is creepy <incluye> 3) ew <incluye> yeah <ViggoMcGee> No way, man. It's like good cop bad cop but for your penis
#960 4.45/5 smartalco1 2008-11-14	<Tsukatu> I have 56 chromosomes, like any Russian. <Tsukatu> We also metabolize vodka differently. To us, it's just water. <Tsukatu> Many of us speak bear.
#1429 4.41/5 smartalco1 2009-07-29	<incluye> I'm about done using Safari 4 for good. <incluye> >:( <ortsz> Time to use it for evil!
#1927 4.31/5 smartalco1 2010-07-15	<ukw> zapmeister999, have you added a much-needed about a socialist, anti-family political movement of the early sunday, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and remember <smartalco> wow, long not-quite-a sentence <ukw> wow, even kablizzy douche bag <GamingWolf> HE'S BRILLANT <smartalco> AHAHAHAHAHA <cC> It's true. <cC> Oh, that reminds me. * cC has kicked ukw from #n (Fuck your shit.)
#1192 4.15/5 smartalco1 2009-04-03	* SlappyMcGee (Slappy.McG@wpe-2AF1FE86.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #n <blue_tetris> I have a preset in Paint Shop Pro for glownipples. <SlappyMcGee> Best joining sentence ever.
#453 3.86/5 smartalco1 2008-01-03	<lord_day> I'm a floorguard! <lord_day> vroom vroom <lord_day> Beep bep! <lord_day> Ninja sighted! <lord_day> wooosh <uber_haxor> jump * Yahoozy (Yahoozy@private-5BD61463.dsl.ltrkar.sbcglobal.net) has joined #metanet_guard <lord_day> Beep bep! <lord_day> Ninja sighted! <lord_day> wooosh they other way <lord_day> :D <lord_day> Omg <lord_day> A slope! <lord_day> ;_;
#1573 3.62/5 smartalco1 2009-10-21	<incluye> Yeah. <incluye> Well. <incluye> I learn from failure. <incluye> So I should be gaining a couple dozen IQ points from this one.
#666 3.60/5 smartalco1 2008-05-24	<smartalco> skyline, were you here for phrenzy? <Skyline> I... guess not. <Skyline> When was it, smartalco? <smartalco> way back when <smartalco> i had to log in uphill back then <smartalco> and out <smartalco> in 6 inches of netsplits
#382 3.45/5 smartalco1 2007-11-22	* T-Sleeping-S has quit (Ping timeout) ... (about 8 lines) * TS (shoftee@1BB2DFC4.BD7161A2.F578470B.IP) has joined #n * VoiceOfThePeople gives voice to TS <AF> TS! <LittleViking> TS! <AF> FUCKIGN LOOK WHO IT IS! <Kabloxy> TS! <LittleViking> You'll never guess! <Kwiftee> TS! <smartalco> i don't think he is actually here <GamingWolf> BLERHAH <AF> FUCKING* <Kabloxy> DUDE TS WHAT THE SHIT <Rudess> TS! <Kabloxy> FUCKING!! <smartalco> he just pinged out <GamingWolf> YOU <GamingWolf> UP <LittleViking> Oh, right, ping. <smartalco> lol * LittleViking has kicked TS from #n (LittleViking) * TS (shoftee@1BB2DFC4.BD7161A2.F578470B.IP) has joined #n * VoiceOfThePeople gives voice to TS <Rudess> Why are we shouting TS like mad people? <Rudess> were* <Kabloxy> I have... no clue.
#442 3.45/5 smartalco1 2007-12-28	<kkstrong> You got blood on your face, you big disgrace, wiping your batter all over the place. <smartalco> it is not 'wiping your batter' <smartalco> its 'waving your banner'
#966 3.38/5 smartalco1 2008-11-18	<Snuggletummy> Huh.. Left 4 Dead is 4.44 GB. <CF\|mobile> And $44 T_T <smartalco> CF: $50 now <smartalco> well, $50 in whatever crazy ass australian moneys you use <smartalco> I hear you trade kangaroo tales <smartalco> *tails <Alphy> Well, the other too. <Alphy> They just tell crazy stories about kangaroos. <Alphy> and that's apparently counted as legal currency.
#1112 3.38/5 smartalco1 2009-03-03	<Ganteka> click click http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=c76fb7cd0a&view=att&th=11fc6973a2d7dec6&attid=0.1&disp=inline&realattid=f_frsyy4wk0&zw <smartalco> Ganteka, I don't believe we can see your email <Ganteka> smartalco-link doesn't work? <smartalco> no <smartalco> people who aren't you can't see /your/ email <Impulse> Unless we are you. <Impulse> Which we are not. <Impulse> You see, /we/ are not /you/. <Ganteka> ... <Impulse> No, no, I don't think you understand. <Impulse> Ganteka, /we/, which means all of us here, except for you, are not /you/, which you are. <Impulse> But we are not. <smartalco> ^he has it right <smartalco> see, Ganteka is 'you' and /you/ are what is known as all of us - 1 (you), and us (henceforth known as 'we') cannot see your email because /we/ are not /you/ <Ganteka> mm <Ganteka> wait <Ganteka> one sec I have a question <Impulse> Hahahahaha. <Ganteka> are /you/ /me/? <Impulse> No, no, /we/, which is us, are not /you/, which is yourself. <Ganteka> nonono <Ganteka> not /we/ <smartalco> yes and no <Ganteka> I'm talking about /you/ <Impulse> No, /I/, which is myself, cannot be /you/, which is you. <smartalco> see /you/ are not /me/, but if I was /you/, /me/ would not be /me/, it would be /you/ <Impulse> Fuck. <Impulse> My head hurts.
#1340 3.20/5 smartalco1 2009-07-04	<Tanner> I used to think sparklers were cool. Then I turned twelve.
#995 3.14/5 smartalco1 2008-12-13	<GamingWolf> Hey... what do you get when you cross Clovic with cheese? <GamingWolf> Clovalone!
#1617 3.14/5 smartalco1 2009-11-29	<smartalco> I love you <Yanni> Oh, whoops.
#1474 2.89/5 smartalco1 2009-08-18	Snuggletummy> AF. LF says you're an idiot. <smartalco> LF: AF says fuck <AF> Tell him to fuck off, and to- aww. <AF> Smartalco beat me to the punch.
#1200 2.57/5 smartalco1 2009-04-10	<victim> One good map can make me successful right? <smartalco> no <victim> Dammit. <victim> I need an idea, that's what I need. <smartalco> make a penis map <victim> Another?
#2339 2.30/5 smartalco1 2011-05-15	<TommyWiseau> Aidiera, I'd be up for a collab, if you're still looking for people. <Aidiera> Hellz yes. <Aidiera> Temporary lodging in #auralsex <smartalco> wrong type of collab D:
#610 1.62/5 smartalco1 2008-04-18	<Gforce> I'm completely sick of the terrible balls puns. <Impulse> I know. <Impulse> If you're going to make a fucking joke, at least make it a good one. <Condog> Why did the chicken cross the road? <Impulse> ... <Impulse> Let me guess, to reach the balls? Apr 17 20:22:53 <Condog> No, because he's got balls.
#773 1.33/5 smartalco1 2008-08-08	* Now talking on #n <Animator> The doggy style doesn't seem to effect his performance at all.