It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#214
3.92/5
smartalco
2007-06-08
<jtbandes> So, TCG, what do I do?
<thecalcgenius> Panic?
#287
3.31/5
smartalco
2007-08-04
<blue_tetris> What question, Tanner?
<Tanner> <uber_haxor> Why can't we all just get along?
<blue_tetris> Oh. Religion.
#320
3.31/5
smartalco
2007-08-31
Aug 30 21:17:04 <Skyline> Has anyone actually seen Rissy talk? At all?
Aug 30 21:17:12 * rissy (rusakko@private-ACB413D9.adsl.netsonic.fi) has joined #n
#225
2.92/5
smartalco
2007-06-17
*Tanner (Tanner@private-A895A092.home.cgocable.net) has left #cp (;_;? ;_;?!?! You think you have the right? THE GODDAMN RIGHT TO CRY?!?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET MY FUCKING REFERENCE AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING THIS BECAUSE IT HAS NO OBVIOUS CONCLUSION AND IS JUST BLAH BLAH BLAHBLA VBAKSKDKAKS BYE)
#253
2.88/5
smartalco
2007-07-18
<smartalco> my friend was trying to breed a female diglet with a jolly nature on his pokemon game (long explanation why), and he had a couple dozen eggs and was hatching them all, he spent several hours on this
<smartalco> so yesterday i go to his house and we were playing guitar and guitar hero an other things, and at one point i pick up his DS and start play, and one of his eggs hatches after about 30 seconds, and amazingly its a female diglet with a jolly nature
<smartalco> (i got an hour of CS playing on his comp for that) ;)
Jul 18 13:19:51 <smartalco> anyway, he told me not to give it a nickname, so i like any good friend, i instead named it 'penis'
Jul 18 13:20:12 <smartalco> just now, on aim, he goes "'Fine we'll raise your Penis for you.'"
Jul 18 13:20:18 <smartalco> quoting the pokemon breeder
Jul 18 13:20:19 <smartalco> XD
#175
2.38/5
smartalco
2007-05-05
Sucker I think I need sleep.
ChaosWolf nah
ChaosWolf You need sex
smartalco o yes
ChaosWolf and, from the looks of it, LOTS OF IT
smartalco sex solves everything
smartalco /sarcasm
ChaosWolf yes. hence why it's math.
Sucker KISSING A BOY WILL GET YOU PREGNANT
Sucker AAAAH
ChaosWolf Add the bed, subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
#260
2.22/5
smartalco
2007-07-20
<smartalco> kirby's sister is on vent?
<smartalco> wtf is with all these sisters
<Rince> Wait a minute. KIRBY'S SISTER IS ON VENT?!
<smartalco> smort's, kirby's, maybe aju's will join!
<smartalco> :P
<Yahoozy> Ahahahahaha!
#283
2.08/5
smartalco
2007-07-30
<Gforce20> you think it's an insignificant website about an insignificant show who had insignificant interviews
<smartalco> yes
<smartalco> it is
<kamikaze> mmm
<Trogdor007> Yeah, actually.
#266
1.11/5
smartalco
2007-07-22
<blue_tetris> At any rate, I have the big fix for all of this.
<Vyacheslav> EMOLAND!