It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|[16:55] <makinera> LV
[16:55] <&LittleViking> o_o
[16:55] <makinera> i am going to file for a patent
[16:55] <makinera> it's called
[16:55] <makinera> SOCK ON CAT HEAD
[16:55] <makinera> and it's a source of endless entertainment
[16:55] <&LittleViking> I can see the diagram now.
[16:55] <makinera> i should be able to make millions
[16:55] <makinera> there is a market in china
[16:56] <makinera> if one in ten people in china buys a SOCK ON CAT HEAD
[16:56] <makinera> for $5 each
[16:57] <makinera> that is 650 million dollars
[16:58] <ska> not a bad return
[16:59] <ska> did you include tax and materials?
[16:59] <&SlappyMcGee> why would the chinese want sock in their supper
[16:59] * &SlappyMcGee ethnicity snap
[16:59] <ska> Oooooooooooooooh
[16:59] <ska> CHING!!!
[16:59] <ska> I mean ZING!
[17:00] <&SlappyMcGee> Ahahahahahaah
|<spoon> Holy shit.
<spoon> My aunt needed help, and I, apparently, have long arms. So she calls me in, and I successfully retrieve the object, and you know what she says?
<spoon> You know what she fuckin' says?
<spoon> "Oh, Alex, I love your length! Length is gooood!"
|<~xmuscovar> I got a filling a couple of hours ago.
<~xmuscovar> The enamel on some of my teeth didn't form properly when I was younger.
<~xmuscovar> Plus I do a lot of meth.
<ska23> i'm looking for a plane on this list http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_United_States_military_aircraft
<ska23> that is both combat proficient and easily capable of flying from iraq to the us
<&halifax> That's a pretty suspicious request.
<&halifax> I can tell you how to look that stuff up.
<&halifax> But once you look it up, you're on the list.
|[15:43] * Turtle is now known as Tortoise
[15:44] * Tortoise is now known as Torttuga
[15:44] * Torttuga is now known as Losttortuga
[15:44] * Losttortuga has evolved!
|[21:06] * rn (IceChat7@wpe-E90977F8.sdfree.net) has joined #n
[21:06] <rn> Still banned.
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[21:08] <Eiturlyf> Still an idiot.
|[08:48] <Izzy> Ska :D
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[08:51] <santasun> what the fuck happened
[08:51] <santasun> my internet just randomly shut off on me?
[08:51] <Izzy> ska happened
[08:51] <santasun> he came?
[08:51] <Izzy> he happened all over your internet.
[08:51] <firetamer2> O.o
[08:51] <Vyacheslav> he came all over his internet
[08:52] <GamingWolf> PAST PARTICIPLE PENIS POWER
|[17:48] <scythe> oh, blue_tetris , you're still around
[17:49] * ~blue_tetris (blue_tetri@scave-1B92C8F8.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
[17:51] <Orange> LOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZ
[17:54] <remaniac> ahahahahaha
|[08:14] <kkstrong> what's a clitoris?
[08:15] <incluye> kkstrong... are you a virgin?
[08:29] <ska> *tumbleweed*
|[00:41] <ska> flowing tonight
[00:41] <ska> should put out a new track
[00:41] <ska> i mean
[00:41] <ska> trizzle
[00:41] <&bok_choy> skizzle.
[00:42] <ska> skizzles indizzles
[00:42] <Vyacheslav> fo' shizzle
[00:42] <ska> word.
|[19:49] <TS> [10:46:04] <Orange> Pancreas.
[19:49] <TS> [10:47:04] <krusch> What's this? I just went to make a cup of tea.
[19:50] <Lenny> Yes, well.
[19:50] * Lenny is now known as Lenny|Fooding
[19:50] <Lenny|Fooding> Pancreas.
[19:50] <Eiturlyf> PAAAAANCREEEEEEAAAAASSSS.
[19:51] <supervisor> pancre-ass
[19:51] <ska> pain in my pancre-ass
[19:52] <supervisor> shove it up your pancre-ass
[19:52] <krusch> My pancre-ass is where the pancre comes out. ;_;
[19:53] <ska> i got a pan of pancreas coming out of MY pancre-ass
[19:54] <ska> OH the paincre-ass
[19:54] <supervisor> pancreas
[19:54] <ska> ok
[19:54] <Eiturlyf> Assbirds.
[19:55] <supervisor> pancre-assbirds
[19:55] <ska> I think someone should put this in the quote repository
[19:55] <krusch> BAN
[19:55] * krusch (Archipelic@wpe-480FC247.prem.tmns.net.au) Quit (Quit: )
[19:55] <Orange> Why don't you?
[19:59] <Eiturlyf> Ban-assbirds.
[20:03] * Orange away.
[20:07] <TS> We can arrange that into some rap song lyrics, I think.
|<@ska> how do you add a citation in wikia again?
<%Dox> You sacrifice a toasted cheese sandwich to the dark gods
|[02:54] <Dawkik> wait
[02:54] <Dawkik> how does that make sence ?
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01[03:11] <ska> STOP SAYING SENCE
01[03:11] <ska> S E N S E
01[03:11] <ska> no english speaking country in the world spells it like that
01[03:11] <ska> so stop doing it
01[03:11] <ska> that's my 2 sents.
[03:12] <Matt> S E N C E
[03:12] <Matt> end of.
|<orange> I beat it in a hotel room, with Supervisor.|
|[02:20] <@ska> clux probably played 5-2 for like 40 hours
[02:20] <%Dox> I knew it
[02:21] <%Dox> 4 days
|[03:03] <Matt> yep
03[03:03] * Matt is now known as ska
[03:03] <ska> D:
06[03:03] * ska is an epic fai;
03[03:03] * ska is now known as Matt
[03:03] <Matt> * ska is an epic fai;
[03:04] <Matt> *l
01[03:04] <ska|2> hahahahahah
01[03:04] <ska|2> sweet sweet irony.
[03:05] <Matt> sarcastic laugh ?
[03:05] <Matt> what is irony ?
[03:06] <@golfkid> That is irony right there :P
|[22:12] <remaniac> I once went for 10 days only taking a shit once. Unintentionally, of course.|
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[20:35] <ska> premature much?