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#1854 4.40/5 ska 2010-06-03	[16:55] <makinera> LV [16:55] <&LittleViking> o_o [16:55] <makinera> i am going to file for a patent [16:55] <makinera> it's called [16:55] <makinera> SOCK ON CAT HEAD [16:55] <makinera> and it's a source of endless entertainment [16:55] <&LittleViking> I can see the diagram now. [16:55] <makinera> i should be able to make millions [16:55] <makinera> there is a market in china [16:56] <makinera> if one in ten people in china buys a SOCK ON CAT HEAD [16:56] <makinera> for $5 each [16:57] <makinera> that is 650 million dollars [16:58] <ska> not a bad return [16:59] <ska> did you include tax and materials? [16:59] <&SlappyMcGee> why would the chinese want sock in their supper [16:59] * &SlappyMcGee ethnicity snap [16:59] <ska> Oooooooooooooooh [16:59] <ska> CHING!!! [16:59] <ska> I mean ZING! [17:00] <&SlappyMcGee> Ahahahahahaah
#1827 4.31/5 ska 2010-05-11	<spoon> Holy shit. <spoon> My aunt needed help, and I, apparently, have long arms. So she calls me in, and I successfully retrieve the object, and you know what she says? <spoon> You know what she fuckin' says? <spoon> "Oh, Alex, I love your length! Length is gooood!"
#2845 3.90/5 ska 2013-12-12	<~xmuscovar> I got a filling a couple of hours ago. <~xmuscovar> The enamel on some of my teeth didn't form properly when I was younger. <~xmuscovar> Plus I do a lot of meth.
#2841 3.25/5 ska 2013-10-04	<ska23> hey] <ska23> i'm looking for a plane on this list http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_United_States_military_aircraft <ska23> that is both combat proficient and easily capable of flying from iraq to the us <&halifax> That's a pretty suspicious request. <&halifax> I can tell you how to look that stuff up. <&halifax> But once you look it up, you're on the list.
#2121 3.14/5 ska 2010-11-12	[15:43] * Turtle is now known as Tortoise [15:44] * Tortoise is now known as Torttuga [15:44] * Torttuga is now known as Losttortuga [15:44] * Losttortuga has evolved!
#949 2.89/5 ska 2008-11-09	[21:06] * rn (IceChat7@wpe-E90977F8.sdfree.net) has joined #n [21:06] <rn> Still banned. [21:06] * rn (IceChat7@wpe-E90977F8.sdfree.net) has left #n [21:08] <Eiturlyf> Still an idiot.
#2173 2.75/5 ska 2010-12-18	[08:48] <Izzy> Ska :D [08:50] * santasun (sunsetride@scave-BECAEAD3.client.mchsi.com) has joined #n [08:51] <santasun> what the fuck happened [08:51] <santasun> my internet just randomly shut off on me? [08:51] <Izzy> ska happened [08:51] <santasun> he came? [08:51] <Izzy> he happened all over your internet. [08:51] <firetamer2> O.o [08:51] <Vyacheslav> he came all over his internet [08:52] <GamingWolf> PAST PARTICIPLE PENIS POWER
#1775 2.67/5 ska 2010-03-31	[17:48] <scythe> oh, blue_tetris , you're still around [17:49] * ~blue_tetris (blue_tetri@scave-1B92C8F8.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ) [17:51] <Orange> LOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZ [17:54] <remaniac> ahahahahaha
#1823 2.50/5 ska 2010-05-08	[08:14] <kkstrong> what's a clitoris? [08:15] <incluye> kkstrong... are you a virgin? [08:29] <ska> tumbleweed
#1764 2.22/5 ska 2010-03-27	[00:41] <ska> flowing tonight [00:41] <ska> should put out a new track [00:41] <ska> i mean [00:41] <ska> trizzle [00:41] <&bok_choy> skizzle. [00:42] <ska> skizzles indizzles [00:42] <Vyacheslav> fo' shizzle [00:42] <ska> word.
#950 2.00/5 ska 2008-11-09	[19:49] <TS> [10:46:04] <Orange> Pancreas. [19:49] <TS> [10:47:04] <krusch> What's this? I just went to make a cup of tea. [19:50] <Lenny> Yes, well. [19:50] * Lenny is now known as Lenny\|Fooding [19:50] <Lenny\|Fooding> Pancreas. [19:50] <Eiturlyf> PAAAAANCREEEEEEAAAAASSSS. [19:51] <supervisor> pancre-ass [19:51] <ska> pain in my pancre-ass [19:52] <supervisor> shove it up your pancre-ass [19:52] <krusch> My pancre-ass is where the pancre comes out. ;_; [19:53] <ska> i got a pan of pancreas coming out of MY pancre-ass [19:54] <ska> OH the paincre-ass [19:54] <supervisor> pancreas [19:54] <ska> ok [19:54] <Eiturlyf> Assbirds. [19:55] <supervisor> pancre-assbirds [19:55] <ska> I think someone should put this in the quote repository [19:55] <krusch> BAN [19:55] * krusch (Archipelic@wpe-480FC247.prem.tmns.net.au) Quit (Quit: ) [19:55] <Orange> Why don't you? [19:59] <Eiturlyf> Ban-assbirds. [20:03] * Orange away. [20:07] <TS> We can arrange that into some rap song lyrics, I think.
#2545 2.00/5 ska 2012-02-25	<@ska> how do you add a citation in wikia again? <%Dox> You sacrifice a toasted cheese sandwich to the dark gods
#2045 1.85/5 ska 2010-09-16	[02:54] <Dawkik> wait [02:54] <Dawkik> how does that make sence ? 02[02:57] * celeriac (ChrisE@scave-C111377C.bb.sky.com) Quit (Client exited) 03[02:59] * Dawkik is now known as Matt 01[03:11] <ska> STOP SAYING SENCE 01[03:11] <ska> S E N S E 01[03:11] <ska> no english speaking country in the world spells it like that 01[03:11] <ska> so stop doing it 01[03:11] <ska> that's my 2 sents. [03:12] <Matt> S E N C E [03:12] <Matt> end of.
#1765 1.78/5 ska 2010-03-27	<orange> I beat it in a hotel room, with Supervisor.
#2547 1.78/5 ska 2012-02-27	[02:20] <@ska> clux probably played 5-2 for like 40 hours [02:20] <%Dox> I knew it [02:21] <%Dox> 4 days
#2044 1.67/5 ska 2010-09-16	[03:03] <Matt> yep 03[03:03] * Matt is now known as ska [03:03] <ska> D: 06[03:03] * ska is an epic fai; 03[03:03] * ska is now known as Matt [03:03] <Matt> * ska is an epic fai; [03:04] <Matt> *l 01[03:04] <ska\|2> hahahahahah 01[03:04] <ska\|2> sweet sweet irony. [03:05] <Matt> sarcastic laugh ? [03:05] <Matt> what is irony ? [03:06] <@golfkid> That is irony right there :P
#1947 1.00/5 ska 2010-07-28	[22:12] <remaniac> I once went for 10 days only taking a shit once. Unintentionally, of course.
#1893 0.80/5 ska 2010-06-27	[20:34] * Ejaculate (stephen.wh@scave-CE4AA8BA.dialup.tpgi.com.au) has joined #n [20:34] * Ejaculate (stephen.wh@scave-CE4AA8BA.dialup.tpgi.com.au)) Quit (Ping timeout) [20:35] <ska> premature much?