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#2290 4.40/5 scythe 2011-03-07	21:40 < Vyacheslav> trees are phallic devices pointing towards the sun 21:40 < Vyacheslav> they want to fuck the sun 21:40 < Vyacheslav> ok georges bataille you're fucking insane 21:40 <@scythe> The interesting thing is that puts a lower bound on planet size to support life since the planet has to be large enough to have a molten core. 21:40 < Rozer> the whole, 2 planets colliding billions of years ago to form the moon was pretty cool 21:41 < boba> Why would trees want to fuck something that is burning at 10 000 C. 21:41 <&Yanni> It's hot.
#2066 4.29/5 scythe 2010-10-01	04:47 < scythe> oh my fucking god 04:47 < scythe> my stupid korean roommate 04:47 < Vyacheslav> yeah? 04:47 < scythe> so i bought this bag of coffee beans 04:47 < Vyacheslav> i have a stupid korean roommate 04:47 < scythe> Accidentally. I thought I was buying ground coffee. 04:47 < scythe> But I got back, opened it up, and... whole coffee beans. 04:48 < scythe> Okay, so I crush a few up with pliers into the coffee maker to make some 04:48 ::: kkstron__ [kkstrong@scave-536D844E.dsl.sndg02.sbcglobal.net] has joined #n 04:48 < scythe> During this process, dumbshit jong il comes out 04:48 < Vyacheslav> lol 04:48 < scythe> and talks at me about how annoying it must be to crush coffee beans with pliers 04:48 < scythe> after i turn the brewer on 04:49 < scythe> he asks if he can try to crush some of the coffee beans 04:49 < scythe> and for the last thirty minutes 04:49 < scythe> this fucking retard 04:49 < scythe> has been hitting coffee beans 04:49 < scythe> in a ziploc 04:49 < scythe> with a spoon 04:49 < scythe> i shit you not
#1629 4.20/5 scythe 2009-12-11	03:03 <~Tsukatu> Quick, someone ask me why I hate children. 03:03 < Inspired> Tsukatu, why do you hate children? 03:03 ::: Ranny [chatzilla@2E2262BB.8364D9B3.91BEDEDE.IP] has joined #n 03:04 <~Tsukatu> Insipred: http://forum.easterviking.com/viewtopic.php?p=105006#p105006 [...] 03:08 <~Tsukatu> "Publix"? What the hell is that? 03:08 < scythe> It's a supermarket chain that has stores in the southeast. 03:09 < scythe> It is incredibly convenient. 03:09 < scythe> Hundreds of times better than, say, Safeway or Wal-Mart. 03:09 <~Tsukatu> Yahoozy: Oh, I got / listened to the newest Thy Catafalque album, too. I cherrypicked a few songs out of there, but I was kinda disappointed that most of it was fucking pony prancing music. 03:09 < scythe> My friend went to Caltech from Florida and says he misses Publix more than anything else. [...] 03:11 < incluye> What is a Publix? 03:11 <~Tsukatu> 19:08:58 < scythe> It's a supermarket chain that has stores in the southeast. 03:11 <~Tsukatu> 19:09:04 < scythe> It is incredibly convenient. 03:11 <~Tsukatu> 19:09:16 < scythe> Hundreds of times better than, say, Safeway or Wal-Mart. 03:11 < incluye> o i c 03:11 < Torex> Publix? 03:11 <~Tsukatu> 19:08:58 < scythe> It's a supermarket chain that has stores in the southeast. 03:11 <~Tsukatu> 19:09:04 < scythe> It is incredibly convenient. 03:11 <~Tsukatu> 19:09:16 < scythe> Hundreds of times better than, say, Safeway or Wal-Mart. 03:11 < scythe> Quick, ask me why I hate children.
#2296 4.20/5 scythe 2011-03-14	00:32 <@scythe> God. 00:32 <@scythe> You know what is -not- simple? 00:32 <@scythe> Going to Chipolte and ordering a burrito. 00:32 <@scythe> That is the most complex process in the universe. 00:32 <@scythe> First, you must park. 00:32 <@scythe> In zero parking spaces., 00:33 <@GamingWolf> I'm sure what's more complex is whether it stays in my colon for 3 days or 3 minutes. 00:33 <@scythe> Did I mention this Chipolte is in the ghetto" 00:33 <@scythe> and it is literally bursting at the seams with people 00:33 <@scythe> like, if people were fat 00:33 <@scythe> this place would be rosie o'donnell 00:33 <@scythe> and that all of them drive like atlanta drivers 00:33 <@scythe> which is garbage 00:34 <@scythe> atlanta style garbage driving 00:34 <@scythe> fifty people, in a tiny one-lane ten-car parking lot 00:34 <@scythe> somehow fitting a full thirty cars in there 00:34 <@scythe> and it's one way 00:34 <@scythe> but people keep coming in the wrong way 00:34 <@scythe> because it doesn't SAY one way 00:34 <@scythe> until you try to go out the other side 00:34 <@scythe> into oncoming traffic 00:34 <@scythe> no 00:34 <@GamingWolf> Um... damn 00:34 <@scythe> and then you have to back up 00:35 < bobaganuesh_2> Pavel: http://i.imgur.com/CPfab.gif 00:35 <@scythe> and there are fifty cars behind you 00:35 <@scythe> who also went the wrong way 00:35 <@scythe> through the one-way unmarked overcrowded getto chipolte parking lot 00:35 <@scythe> AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE BUILDING 00:35 <@scythe> oh no 00:35 <@scythe> then you have to go all the way around 00:35 <@scythe> all the fucking way around 00:35 <@scythe> down little fucking ghetto backroads 00:36 <@scythe> to get around to the front side of the one-way overcrowded parking lot. 00:36 <@scythe> And it's full the first time, so you go around again. 00:36 <@scythe> Oh, but this time you run into some people who went the wrong way. 00:36 <@scythe> unmarked, remember? 00:36 <@scythe> You manage to pull the car in behind the fucking dumpster somehow, 'cuz it's in the middle of three parking spaces.' 00:36 <@scythe> you go in and the place is fucking insanely horrible packed 00:37 <@scythe> and playing this weird ass rap-jazz fusion you can't quite hear 00:37 <@scythe> and they take your order 00:37 <@scythe> in some weird ghetto dialect 00:37 <@scythe> and hand you over to this crazy asian lady 00:37 <@scythe> and this bitch is freaking out 00:37 <@scythe> she's just saying unintelligible shit at you 00:37 <@scythe> hoping you'll go away 00:37 < bobaganuesh_2> and then what happened 00:38 <@scythe> she has totally forgotten english and you're her 500th customer 00:38 <@scythe> and she makes up this cup of lettuce 00:38 <@scythe> and just fucking WAVES it at you 00:38 <@scythe> and she yells at you 00:38 <@scythe> in chinese 00:38 <@scythe> and you're like 00:38 <@scythe> i'm sorry 00:38 <@scythe> i like lettuce 00:38 <@scythe> i mean 00:38 <@scythe> i am okay, with the concept, of having lettuce, on a burrito 00:39 <@scythe> and i'm sorry 00:39 <@scythe> and she just yells at you more 00:39 <@scythe> and then you somehow catch the cashier's attention 00:39 <@scythe> and this weird-looking girl grabs a burrito at random 00:39 <@scythe> and you're like "OKAY FUCK IT THAT'S MINE" 00:39 <@scythe> and then she grabs another one and you're like "OH SHIT WRONG ORDER" 00:40 <@scythe> and you're like "yeah i just had the one" 00:40 <@scythe> and the cashier says some more unintelligible gibberish 00:40 <@GamingWolf> You could just not go there next time. 00:40 <@scythe> takes your card, hands you someone else's burrito and a receipt from a printer that ran out of ink in the 1950's 00:40 >>> GamingWolf activate TIME SAVER 00:40 <@scythe> and then you have to go back to your car 00:40 <@scythe> and some how get it out of the dumpster 00:40 <@scythe> and wait 00:40 <@scythe> no 00:40 <@scythe> there's people in the way 00:41 <@scythe> they came into the parking lot the wrong fucking way 00:41 <@scythe> and you just sit there 00:41 <@scythe> and hang your head in agony 00:41 <@scythe> no you don't 00:41 <@scythe> you roll down the wind 00:41 <@scythe> ow 00:41 <@scythe> and you yell "hey fuckass, wrong way" 00:41 <@scythe> and fuckass is all "there are three people behind me" 00:41 <@scythe> what he doesn't realize is there are also three people in front of him 00:42 <@scythe> making it impossible for you to back out. 00:42 <@scythe> meanwhile, you just really want this delicious fragrant burrito 00:42 <@scythe> but no 00:42 < Vyacheslav> sounds like a total asshat 00:42 <@scythe> so you put the car in reverse 00:42 <@scythe> and just say fuck 'em 00:42 <@scythe> and GO 00:42 <@scythe> and people get out of the way 00:42 ::: Lt [Andrew@scave-9CE143C8.snfccasy.dynamic.covad.net] has quit [Ping timeout] 00:42 <@scythe> and then you get out on the right exit of the parking lot this time 00:42 < Donfuy> eat the motherfucking burrito man 00:42 <@scythe> which puts you back in the middle of the goddamn ghetto neighborhoos 00:42 <@scythe> hood* 00:43 < Donfuy> do they steal your burrito 00:43 <@scythe> and you go to the end of a road and take a left turn on Ponce 00:43 < Donfuy> dont let them steal your burrito 00:43 <@scythe> and you drive down Ponce in rush-hour traffic 00:43 <@GamingWolf> Might I suggest therapy?
#1486 4.11/5 scythe 2009-08-24	< Yahoozy> Dave, do you know what the highest selling 12" single of all time is? <~blue_tetris> Mine.
#1794 4.06/5 scythe 2010-04-10	02:35 < Donfuy> Bah forget it. I can't host if anytime I talk I get fucking disconnected from this fucking network. 02:35 ::: Donfuy [pinto@DF1510B1.7F712595.9E559B32.IP] has quit [Connection reset by peer]
#2023 4.00/5 scythe 2010-09-04	04:15 < scythe> So there was just an earthquake in New Zealand. 04:15 < scythe> Residents were shaken. 04:17 < incluye> How aftershocking. 04:18 < scythe> Good vibrations, right? 04:18 < incluye> yyyyes. 04:20 < scythe> I had to bounce ideas around to come up with that last one. 04:20 < maku> lolol 04:20 < incluye> Why? 04:20 < maku> lolololol 04:20 < scythe> I thought a shaky joke was better than none though. 04:20 < incluye> (entre!) 04:21 < incluye> fuck that one was terrible 04:21 < incluye> I don't even have any idea what I'm doing, Snugs. 04:21 < scythe> Eh, can't win 'em all. Sometimes you just have to break some cups and rattle some tables. 04:21 < incluye> As long as you have a good foundation, that's all that matters.
#2457 4.00/5 scythe 2011-11-01	< Kuri> you have to admit ICP makes some pretty classy music ::: Kuri was kicked from #n by grim_reaper [No.]
#2495 3.92/5 scythe 2011-12-28	04:22 < kuri> how did you guys go from friends to PARTNErs in BED 04:23 < BFG10K> Uh, by fucking I guess? 04:23 < kuri> who asked to do what 04:23 < kuri> first 04:23 < BFG10K> I dunno. 04:23 < BFG10K> It was a while ago. 04:23 < kuri> how old were you 04:24 < BFG10K> 15. 04:24 < kuri> OMFG 04:24 < kuri> HOW 04:24 < kuri> DID YOU DO IT 04:24 < kuri> did you just 04:24 < kuri> ATTACK HER 04:24 < kuri> with your BODY 04:24 < kuri> or did you have to politely ask 04:24 >>> BFG10K facepalm
#2250 3.90/5 scythe 2011-02-09	22:30 !vps2.khobbits.co.uk ChanServ invited gloomp into the channel. 22:40 !vps2.khobbits.co.uk ChanServ invited gloomp into the channel. 22:50 !vps2.khobbits.co.uk ChanServ invited gloomp into the channel. 23:03 !vps2.khobbits.co.uk ChanServ invited gloomp into the channel. 23:19 !vps2.khobbits.co.uk ChanServ invited gloomp into the channel. 23:32 !vps2.khobbits.co.uk ChanServ invited gloomp into the channel. 23:41 !vps2.khobbits.co.uk ChanServ invited gloomp into the channel. Day changed to 09 Feb 2011 00:01 !vps2.khobbits.co.uk ChanServ invited gloomp into the channel. 00:01 <@Yanni> good god 00:01 <@Yanni> chanserv just looks desperate at this point
#2256 3.75/5 scythe 2011-02-13	<@scythe> I've come to the conclusion that the combination of Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask amounts to the most depressing story ever. <@scythe> Let's take it from the top: Link, a kid raised in the forest by a tree, suddenly gains a fairy companion who travels with him on a journey through time to save Hyrule from subjugation at the hands of Ganondorf. <@scythe> Navi disappears. Link travels to Termina in search of Navi, in the process nearly getting killed by the insane Skull Kid and having to stop the moon's inexorable path to the world's destruction. <@scythe> Despite this, he is forced to accept that he will never see Navi again. <@scythe> Or Zelda, for that matter. <@scythe> The moral of the story is, even if you save the world twice, you will still lose everyone you love. <@scythe> Thanks, Miyamoto.
#2315 3.73/5 scythe 2011-04-16	< Sunset> this is my third box of tissues < Kashkin> Gross. < Sunset> i don't know how long i'll last < Kashkin> Gross. < Sunset> it's not that gross... <&scythe> Dude, I think you've fapped enough for one night.
#2003 3.57/5 scythe 2010-08-24	20:57 ::: Vyacheslav [MacOSX@scave-62F435DE.nycmny.fios.verizon.net] has joined #n 20:57 < Vyacheslav> I BRING YOU 20:57 ::: KinGAleX [alexkuchar@scave-E991FED8.static.tpgi.com.au] has joined #n 20:57 ::: mode/#n [+qo KinGAleX KinGAleX] by ChanServ 20:57 < Vyacheslav> O_O
#1435 3.55/5 scythe 2009-08-03	01:17 < scythe> I'd like to ping /her/ underlines. 01:17 < scythe> If you know what I mean. 01:17 < Guiseppi> No... I don't know what you mean. 01:17 < scythe> Oh. 01:17 < Guiseppi> Also, I like how your desire to ping her underlines is based solely on whether or not I understand said act. 01:18 < scythe> Well, you see, I have a fetish for having sex after explaining things to people. 01:18 < scythe> So I'm hard now. 01:19 -!- Fraxtil [Gforce20@scave-29255267.ph.ph.cox.net] has joined #n 01:19 < scythe> HEY GFORCE 01:19 < scythe> WANNA HAVE SEX? 01:19 -!- Fraxtil [Gforce20@scave-29255267.ph.ph.cox.net] has left #n []
#2405 3.55/5 scythe 2011-08-13	05:16 <~incluye> scythe you were JUST HERE 05:22 <~incluye> man 05:24 < scythe> incluye: i' like in the other room 05:24 < scythe> drunk and high and stuff 05:24 <~incluye> okay 05:24 <~incluye> nice 05:24 < scythe> what want you 05:25 < scythe> do 05:25 < scythe> do you want 05:25 < scythe> waht you 05:25 < scythe> you what want 05:25 < scythe> want me with from 05:25 < scythe> from wm 05:25 < scythe> from with me 05:25 < scythe> incluye: do you hae the answers 05:26 <~incluye> uh 05:26 <~incluye> i'm not getting them tonight
#1689 3.50/5 scythe 2010-01-25	06:51 < Life247> scythe, let's have a poetry slam in here. 06:52 < scythromethorphan> it's a fun time sn't it 06:52 < scythromethorphan> despos delifa lumecta conta de canta cubes 06:52 < scythromethorphan> nodekeyt erentranquila 06:52 < scythromethorphan> despolequitelsquelo 06:53 < scythromethorphan> lamiila 06:53 < scythromethorphan> tiene que continua 06:53 < scythromethorphan> ya but what we say can't be got off 06:53 < scythromethorphan> dos pendanus antracinon 06:53 < scythromethorphan> on ves estranda 06:53 < scythromethorphan> no pier las cunca cufa 06:54 < scythromethorphan> uh, the end 06:57 < Life247> We.. 06:57 < Life247> You win. 06:57 < Life247> I can only imagine you slowly dropped marbles on your keyboard to write that.
#1806 3.50/5 scythe 2010-04-21	07:21 < fawk> Has anyone seen my mp3 player? I can't find it. 07:22 < scythe> Is it black and rectangular? 07:22 < fawk> It is, actually. 07:22 ::: Orange [mark@scave-72754793.bqlc1.lon.bigpond.net.au] has joined #n 07:22 < scythe> Haven't seen it, sorry. 07:22 < Orange> Neither. 07:22 < fawk> Haha 07:22 < scythe> I looked all over your room, too. How odd. 07:22 < Orange> Love the topic. 07:23 < scythe> It's quite meta. 07:24 ::: Arctic_Pony [a182a51b@scave-A750E6E2.mibbit.com] has left #n [] 07:24 < fawk> Thanks scythe. 07:28 < fawk> Yay, found it. 07:29 < scythe> You should listen to the Doors. 07:29 < fawk> Hmm, why? 07:29 < scythe> Because... you're fifteen? 07:30 < fawk> Alright, I guess that's a reason-- wait, how do you know that?
#2251 3.40/5 scythe 2011-02-09	00:09 <&KinGAleX> It's easier to be ignorant. 00:09 <&KinGAleX> Since some plurals are irregular. 00:09 ::: Rose [maxson@scave-A504B19C.tampfl.fios.verizon.net] has joined #n 00:09 <&KinGAleX> You end up being more correct within the modern lexicon. 00:09 <@scythe> "octopodes" 00:09 <&KinGAleX> "clitorides" 00:09 < Snuggletummy> http://img3.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-x/07950d3eaadc210a9e940fff6df1c3f6.jpg 00:09 <@scythe> Hahahahahahahahhaha. 00:09 <@scythe> Wahahhahahaa. 00:09 <@GamingWolf> This looks like a job for a cunning linguist. 00:09 <&KinGAleX> It's for real, dog. 00:09 <@scythe> I need to work that into my vocabulary. 00:10 <&KinGAleX> Dave and I discovered that one day. 00:10 <@scythe> Amazing. 00:10 <&KinGAleX> No doubt through some eloquent yarn. 00:10 <@GamingWolf> Tikka to Clitoride 00:10 <@GamingWolf> There's a map name 00:10 <@GamingWolf> TAKE IT 00:10 <@scythe> Wahahahaha. 00:11 <&KinGAleX> That's clitorid-ease. 00:11 <&KinGAleX> Not clito-rides. 00:11 <&Yanni> Aw, that sucks. 00:11 <&Yanni> I was going to say, best theme park ever.
#2076 3.29/5 scythe 2010-10-06	06:07 <&Yanni> scythe: What? 06:15 ::: Yanni [SoY@scave-5AEF2EB.dyn.columbia.edu] has quit [Quit: ] 06:24 <@scythe> Man. 06:24 <@scythe> give me more than eight minutes! 06:26 < Xenorax> That's what /she/ said. 06:29 <@scythe> Wahahahahahaha. 06:29 ::: mode/#n [+o Xenorax] by scythe
#2521 2.88/5 scythe 2012-01-24	05:25 ::: noisette [pretz@scave-49C4A532.ip.adam.com.au] has joined #n 05:25 ::: mode/#n [+qo noisette noisette] by ChanServ 05:28 < Dox> noisette is the founder! 05:28 <~noisette> hi babes 05:29 < Dox> You're the founder to everything 05:30 < GamingWolf> Hey when someone needs a cocksucker, the universe delivers.
#2534 2.86/5 scythe 2012-02-12	03:10 <@GamingWolf> nonlinear homework... Yes I want to submit a one page essay on a Mobius Strip. 03:10 <@scythe> GamingWolf: :D 03:10 < SUNSET> ::D 03:10 < Snuggletummy> :::D 03:10 < SUNSET> ::::D 03:10 < Snuggletummy> :::::D 03:10 <@scythe> ::::::D 03:10 <@GamingWolf> Oh hey Arachnid 03:10 < Snuggletummy> :::::::D 03:10 < SUNSET> ::::::::D 03:11 <@scythe> :::::::::D~~~ 03:11 <@scythe> -end-
#1670 2.69/5 scythe 2010-01-14	23:36 < incluye> Oh boy, any second I'm going to make a terrible buttsex 23:36 < incluye> *typo
#2157 2.69/5 scythe 2010-12-09	08:13 ::: rennaT [Tanner@scave-EE24D242.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has joined #n 08:13 ::: phaedrus [Tanner@scave-EE24D242.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has quit [Connection reset by peer] 08:13 ::: mode/#n [+o rennaT] by ChanServ 08:22 ::: rennaT [Tanner@scave-EE24D242.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has quit [Connection reset by peer] 08:22 ::: phaedrus [Tanner@scave-EE24D242.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has joined #n 08:22 ::: mode/#n [+o phaedrus] by ChanServ 08:23 < waterfall> What's up with your internet, dude? 08:23 < waterfall> This 'peer' guy is an asshole.
#2606 2.69/5 scythe 2012-07-30	< Baraba> what happened to spect? < Kablizzy> Train.
#1805 2.20/5 scythe 2010-04-21	07:21 < fawk> Has anyone seen my mp3 player? I can't find it. 07:22 < scythe> Is it black and rectangular? 07:22 < fawk> It is, actually. 07:22 ::: Orange [mark@scave-72754793.bqlc1.lon.bigpond.net.au] has joined #n 07:22 < scythe> Haven't seen it, sorry. 07:22 < Orange> Neither. 07:22 < scythe> I looked all over your room, too. How odd.
#2746 2.12/5 scythe 2013-01-17	<@flag> i read that link <@flag> but i got sidetracked because my mind told me post-medieval was a genre <@flag> which means i spend too much time here < Uuni> isnt n a post-medieval game <@RandomDigits> post-medieval better be a genre! < Uuni> nice pun <@RandomDigits> though I assume Baroque isn't it < Uuni> baroque is <@GamingWolf> Way to get Bach at him.
#2116 2.00/5 scythe 2010-11-07	09:56 <@scythe> spect: honestly the reason i'm not smoking with my friends 09:56 < spect> http://takingbreaks.blogspot.com/ 09:56 < spect> http://takingbreaks.blogspot.com/ 09:56 < spect> http://takingbreaks.blogspot.com/ 09:56 <@scythe> and they're out of weed 09:56 <@scythe> is i'm low on cash 09:56 <@scythe> and i can't afford to smoke thme out 09:57 <@scythe> also those last two lines were out of order 09:57 <@scythe> i don't know how, or why, i did that 09:57 <@scythe> i may be applying for a new job tomorrow 09:57 < spect> It's an interesting psychological effect though. 09:57 <@scythe> s/may/will 09:57 < spect> Quite impressive, don't you think? 09:57 <@scythe> Yeah. 09:57 <@scythe> I've never seen anyone do that. 09:57 < spect> Agreed. 09:57 <@scythe> I think my train of thought got ahead of my fingers, or that's what it felt like. 09:58 <@krusch> That's bizarre.
#859 1.40/5 scythe 2008-09-27	<lord_day> ^_^ <scythe> ^,^ <notsteve> you should at least change the pronunciation xdude\|away changes nick to xdude <scythe> My smiley > your smiley. <addicted_ancestor> hey guys <sidke> Lol <(^^,)> <lord_day> (>^_^)> <lord_day> (>^>o_O)> <sidke> (>-.-(>O.o)> SURPRISE~!!!
#2832 1.10/5 scythe 2013-08-26	22:48 <@scythe> !genre 22:48 < Leroy> Reggae psychedelia
#1488 0.78/5 scythe 2009-08-25	21:21 < Bio> At least 13 dolphins 21:21 < Bio> had periods of mis-directed sexual behaviour towards humans, 21:21 < Bio> buoys, and/or vessels, 21:21 < Bio> Bahaha. 21:21 < Bio> Honestly... 21:21 < Bio> I would like that. 21:21 -!- Drezz is now known as Riley 21:21 < Donfuy> =O 21:22 < Donfuy> I seriously wouldn't. 21:22 < Donfuy> I highly prefer women. 21:23 -!- KS [KS@scave-A3D6C325.phnx.qwest.net] has joined #n 21:23 < scythe> KS, Bio wants to be raped by a dolphin. 21:24 < Bio> ... Yes. 21:24 < KS> Male or female? 21:24 < Bio> But it wouldn't be rape. 21:24 < Bio> Eh, either. 21:24 < Bio> Depends on my sexuality at the point of sexual ntercourse. 21:24 < scythe> I'm trying really hard not to wake up my roommates by laughing right now. 21:25 < Bio> FUCK YOU. ;-; 21:25 -!- OMFG [illmatical@scave-3856EB2.buffalo.res.rr.com] has joined #n 21:25 -!- OMFG [illmatical@scave-3856EB2.buffalo.res.rr.com] has left #n [] 21:25 < scythe> Bio: http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html 21:25 < KS> OMFG! Dolphin rape! 21:26 < Bio> ... I hate you guys. 21:26 < scythe> How is that any different from before? 21:26 < scythe> <3 21:26 < KS> Is that why you turned to dolphins for satisfaction? 21:26 < Quote> Dolphins Sex > No sex 21:26 < Bio> You guys are fucks.