It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #812 4.35/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
[04:58] <LittleViking> And I believe I answered a Kablizzy question. [04:58] <Kablizzy> Oho? Which ones? [04:58] <LittleViking> "What are your religious beliefs?" [04:58] <Kablizzy> Nice. [04:58] <LittleViking> And "Are you into Erotic StarFox Fanfic?" [04:58] <Kablizzy> Hahahahaa, that one wasn't mine. [04:59] * Kablizzy points to Dave. [04:59] <blue_tetris> O.O [04:59] <blue_tetris> That's not me.... [04:59] <Kablizzy> ...Holy. F***. [04:59] <LittleViking> Heh. We have to stop wasting these questi.. on.. e.. really? [04:59] <blue_tetris> Seriously. [04:59] <blue_tetris> Blizz? [04:59] <Kablizzy> Not I, said the rabbit. [04:59] <LittleViking> THEN WHO THE F*** DID I JUST ROLE-PLAY TO!?! [04:59] <LittleViking> GOD |
| #806 4.27/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
<blue_tetris> My only knowledge of the Spanish language is "No tengo pantallones". I don't know what it means, but I was forced to say it at a bar in Mexico City for a full hour. |
| #815 4.20/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
[02:17] <@KinGAleX> Man, I will tell all my kids about you. [02:18] <@Enforcer> Hahah. Mostly because I'll be their stepdad. [02:18] <@Enforcer> ... [02:18] <@KinGAleX> And then I'll be all, "Hey little Alexes! Do the Kablizzy dance!" and they will all hump the air. [02:18] <@Enforcer> Ahahaha. [02:18] <@KinGAleX> Because all of my children will also be named Alex. O.o [02:18] <@Enforcer> Of course. [02:19] <@LittleViking> "Hey little Alex!" "Dad. I'm 26." "Do the K--" "I'm not doing the Kablizzy dance." [02:19] <@KinGAleX> Hahahahaha. [02:19] <@Enforcer> rofl [02:22] <@KinGAleX> Wow. [02:22] <@KinGAleX> I think we just invented a new term for sex. [02:23] <@KinGAleX> "So, have you and Sarah ... you know, done the Kablizzy dance?" |
| #810 4.18/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
spect I'm here from 2PM till 11PM GMT+1 LittleViking +1? No way. spect today, I'm a bit earlier, because school ended a bit earlier LittleViking That's so hot. spect it's 1 P.M. now LittleViking No way! I love that. LittleViking 1 PM. What a concept. KinGAleX But then you'd have to start at 7. LittleViking I start at 7. KinGAleX You poor poor fellow. LittleViking Oh wait, 7:00? KinGAleX Of course. LittleViking I thought you meant like, in counting. I skip the first six numbers. KinGAleX ... |
| #1238 4.09/5 retro 2009-05-09 |
[23:14:35] * Yanni (SoY@44FD4B9B.AA43A53B.DE193315.IP) has joined #n [23:14:36] <KinGAleX> RIDERS OF ROHAN, IGNITE! [23:14:36] <Rince> MAN THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS! [23:14:36] * KinGAleX gives voice to Yanni [23:14:36] <Ultima> BLASTOISE, HYDRO PUMP! [23:14:38] * Rince is now known as Blastoise [23:14:38] <Blastoise> HYDRO PUMP!!! [23:14:38] <Ultima> Blastoise, RETURN! [23:14:38] * Blastoise is now known as Rince [23:14:38] <KinGAleX> ULTIMA BEGONE. [23:14:38] <Ultima> I CHALLENGE YOU TO A D-D-D-DUEL!!! [23:14:38] <KinGAleX> I PLAY DARK MAGICIAN IN FACE-UP ATTACK MODE. [23:14:38] <Ultima> I PLAY DARK HOLE! [23:14:38] <KinGAleX> YOUR MUM'S GOT A DARK HOLE. [23:14:38] <Ultima> YOU WOULD KNOW. [23:14:39] <KinGAleX> YOUR FACE WOULD KNOW. [23:14:39] <Ultima> YOUR MUM'S FACE WOULD KNOW. [23:14:39] <KinGAleX> MY SPIRIT BOMB WOULD KNOW. [23:14:39] <KinGAleX> GRRRRRRRRNHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. [23:14:39] <Ultima> YOU WILL PAY, KAKAROT! [23:14:40] <KinGAleX> O RLY? [23:14:40] <Ultima> YA RLY! [23:14:40] <KinGAleX> SPIRIT BOMB AWAY! [23:14:41] <KinGAleX> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))SPIRIT)))))))))))))))BOMB)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
| #813 4.08/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
[01:27] <@LittleViking> Yeah, well.. you're both.. dogs in hats... [01:28] <@Enforcer> Hah. [01:28] <%Dylan> Haha. [01:28] <@Enforcer> And thus, through the transitive property of clones, LV = Dog in heat. [01:28] <@Enforcer> Er, hat* [01:28] <+KinGAleX> Gahahahahaha. [01:28] <@Enforcer> Bwahahahahaha. [01:28] <@Enforcer> Mmm. What a typo. [01:28] <@LittleViking> Hahahahaha [01:28] <@LittleViking> Haha. |
| #808 4.00/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
<TriviaBot> [Q] What's the decimal equivalent of the binary number 101 <1 word> <Forty-Seven> 1 >triviabot< 5 <maestro> 5 <Forty-Seven> .5 <TriviaBot> 3 <TriviaBot> === Wagering round is over === <TriviaBot> The answer was FIVE. <TriviaBot> Kashkin lost 10 points maestro lost 430 points <Forty-Seven> lol <TriviaBot> roflmao can? <TriviaBot> HAHA <maestro> htf? <Kashkin> way to go <TriviaBot> im laughing so hard |
| #816 4.00/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
<krusch> Fucking cunt. <krusch> I just cooked wedges, right, <krusch> And I took the out' the oven. <krusch> Put them in the bowl I usually eat my cereal from. <krusch> And poured milk over them by habit. <LittleViking> Awwww. <Cerberus> Awwww. |
| #807 3.92/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
<krusch> Peter Gabriel just makes me think of my friend's drunk uncle, thrusting his crotch in tights and yelling "sledgehammer!" |
| #814 3.83/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
<Dave> SHOW ME SPORE. <LittleViking> Hah. Sounds like you're watching softcore flower porn. <[94]> Hahaha. <Dave> They hardly ever actually show any spore on these movies. <shadowwolf> Dave has a flower fetish? <Dave> They just reach in the general direction of their stamens and pretend like something's going on. |
| #809 3.75/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
21:16 < Kashkin> You're right. 21:16 < Kashkin> It does. 21:16 * Kashkin sucks his elbow. |
| #811 3.57/5 retro 2008-09-11 |
<blue_tetris> Does Chuckie ever **** Angelica? I mean, the sexual tension has been building since 1991. |