It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<skyline> Whenever you're hanging out with people, do you ever think about how close their penises are to yours? D:|
|<krusch> And this one: http://www.popsike.com/Boys-Next-Door-7-M-OZ-Nick-Cave-16th-Feb1980/120452328163.html
<krusch> $275 for a 7" is outrageous.
<oughts> as heard outside of male escort service
|<Tanner> isaacx, did you see my response to your post in the Insanity thread?
<isaacx> what insanity thread?
<Tanner> isaacx, http://forum.therealn.com/viewtopic.php?p=52916#p52916
<isaacx> yeah what about it?
<Tanner> I was just wondering if you'd seen it.
<Tanner> You have now, apparently.
<Tanner> isaacx, do you think you understand why I posted what I did?
<GamingWolf> Tanner has succeeded in his goal
<Tanner> GamingWolf, >.>
<Tanner> The problem with trying to educate is that first you have to teach a brother English.
<Tanner> isaacx, English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
<isaacx> yeah i do speak english
<Tanner> isaacx, I posted what I did because I wanted to illustrate the ignorance of your statement towards people with mental disorders.
<isaacx> i still dont get it
<Tanner> isaacx, let me spell it out for you.
<isaacx> you mean it was a joke?
|<Skyline> I'm not very familiarized with all these silly hipster bands, I'm sorry.|
|<Mr_M> How do I get in this vent thing Yahoozy?
<Yahoozy> First, you need two cans and a string.
<Mr_M> no. I mean ip/ports/pass
|<godless> I ate so much brisket, I genuinely feel sick
<godless> what do you even take for this kind of pain?
<godless> I'm not even sure
<rennaT> Alka Seltzer.
<godless> I dunno if we have any of that
<Rose> I've actually never had Alka Seltzer.
<rennaT> It's pretty nasty.
<godless> I think all I have is xanax, hydrocodone, and advil o_O
<rennaT> Just take two of all of those, godless.
<godless> If I die though
<godless> one of you best specify my cause of death as
<godless> and bad advice xD
|* flag funeral :: arcade fire
<flag> I'm trying to figure out which of these songs ganteka has cried along with.
<flag> Settled on "most if not all."
|<Tanner> SlappyMcGee, you are an inspiration to us all.
<SlappyMcGee> Tanner, you are an inspiration to me. Which makes you superinspiring.
<lord_day> Tanner and Slappy form a self perpetuating machine of inspiration.
<Tanner> I'm thinking of changing my forum name to meta_nspired.
<Tanner> But I feel like that might be derivative.
<scythe> How about "meta_nspiredight"?
<Tanner> Haha. Meta.
|<LittleViking> Dude, share the love.
<LittleViking> I'll send you an RC car for one.
<Quote> I'm allwergic too RC cars.
<Quote> Swee, mwy wips awre alweady bwoating.
<JeRK> I bet there's an indie film somewhere that revolves around the characters trying to get to that page
|<skyline> Tanner, is there anything like the pledge of allegiance that's used in grade schools in canada?
<Tanner> Of course. The Canuckistani Holy Communotext.
<Tanner> We recite it right after the Canadian National Pride, Eagles and Rifles Anthem.
<skyline> That's it?
<skyline> No wonder Canada isn't a world power. :\
|May 31 17:29:28 <Tanner> Skyline, is Beyonce hot?
May 31 17:29:32 <Skyline> Of course not.
May 31 17:29:37 <Tanner> You're so racist.
May 31 17:29:49 <Skyline> That might actually just be my homosexuality, Tanner.
May 31 17:30:03 <Tanner> Hmm. Good point.
May 31 17:30:19 <Tanner> Who's a very attractive black man?
May 31 17:30:21 <Tanner> Oh!
May 31 17:30:28 <Tanner> Skyline, do you think Tanner Rogalsky is hot?
May 31 17:30:31 <Skyline> Tanner Rogals-
May 31 17:30:34 <Tanner> Hahaha!
May 31 17:30:46 <Tanner> Amazing.
|Jun 06 17:26:02 <Thomas> There's a tornado watch here.
Jun 06 17:26:10 <Thomas> In /Canada/.
Jun 06 17:26:21 <Tanner> We've got a foot and a half of snow here.
Jun 06 17:26:37 <Thomas> Do you live in Toronto?
Jun 06 17:27:11 <Tanner> Haha. Do I live in Toronto. Thomas, let me tell you a story... in song.
Jun 06 17:27:19 <Tanner> In west Edmonton, born and raised
Jun 06 17:27:29 <Tanner> On the tundra was where I spent most of my days
Jun 06 17:27:39 <Tanner> Chillin' out, fishin', just hangin' loose
Jun 06 17:27:52 <Tanner> All chillin' with my homeboys, shootin' some moose
Jun 06 17:28:00 <Tanner> When a couple of hosers
Jun 06 17:28:05 <Tanner> Who were up to no good
Jun 06 17:28:16 <Tanner> Started making trouble in my neighborhood!
Jun 06 17:28:29 <Tanner> I got in one little fight and the mounties got scared and said
Jun 06 17:28:47 <Tanner> "You're moving into a state-funded apartement complex in Toronto."
Jun 06 17:28:59 <Tanner> I whistled for a dogsled and when it came near
Jun 06 17:29:13 <Tanner> The license plate said MERDE and it had poutine in the mirror!
Jun 06 17:29:32 <Tanner> If anything I could say this sled didn't arrive pronto
Jun 06 17:29:52 <Tanner> But I thought, "Man, forget it! Yo, hoser, to Toronto!"
Jun 06 17:30:05 <Tanner> I pulled up the complex staring at a dog's tush
Jun 06 17:30:24 <Tanner> And I yelled to the driver, "Yo, homey, say mush!"
Jun 06 17:30:38 <Tanner> I looked at my kingdom and felt prouder than Squanto
Jun 06 17:30:50 <Tanner> To get free medical care as the prince of Toronto.
Jun 06 17:31:06 <Animator> Bahahahaha! Wahahahahahahaha! That's hilarious.
Jun 06 17:31:21 * mintnut applausifies
|<AF> Man, until this Palin chick showed up, Canada was more American than Alaska was.|
|<GamingWolf> The pretentiodome is finished.
<fawk> The whatwhat?
<Tanner> It's never finished!
<Tanner> The pretentiodome is a metaphor for the human journey to elightenment.
<Tanner> How can such a thing be "finished".
<GamingWolf> What, no I was finishing it
<GamingWolf> Like wood
|<SlappyMcGee> Does anyone know the book I'm talking about? It was a a big picture book, and these anthropomorphic animals were holding a feast, and the feast got stolen, and each page had these clues to finding out who stole it.
<SlappyMcGee> I think the word hour was in the title.
<Tanner> Are you talking about the Bible, SlappyMcGee?
<SlappyMcGee> Fuck off and die, the lot.
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<Vyacheslav> I walked into a Hot Topic today with my cousin.
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|<Rose> I tasted my own semen once.
<Rose> It was awful.
<Rose> Just aswful.
<Rose> Felt like the sperm was digging into my tongue as if it was a female egg.
<Rose> Like penetrating my tongue for sexd.
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<Japaroads> Hello sirs!
<Japaroads> What's up?
<southpaw> nothing much.
<Evil_Bob> Oh this guy again
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<Japaroads> Not too much.
<Japaroads> Just finished getting severely owned in Starcraft by my room mate.
<blue_tetris> Why'd E_B say that?
<blue_tetris> Is this guy a cunt?
<Japaroads> Because he's got something against me.
<Japaroads> I dunno.
<blue_tetris> Oh, wait.
<Japaroads> I'm not a cunt, promise.
<blue_tetris> I hear you're a cunt, anyhow.
<Tanner> He's a cunt.
<blue_tetris> That's not what everyone says, Chachi.
<blue_tetris> Tanner says you're a cunt.
<Japaroads> Yeah, it was Tanner talking shit about me, and Evil_Bob figured he'd be Tanner's yes-man.
<blue_tetris> I'm inclined to agree you're a cunt.
<Tanner> Japaroads is a cunt and he doesn't even have kai's excuse of being from Circumstances.
<Japaroads> Okay, right.
<blue_tetris> That'd be likely, Jap, if Tanner was the kind of guy people wanted to agree with.
<Japaroads> I'm out of here, enjoy yourselves.
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<blue_tetris> Later, cunt.
<blue_tetris> What a whiny cunt.
<Tanner> He's alright.
<blue_tetris> Yeah, he seems cool.
|<Skyline> The area outside of Toronto on that peninsula is really straneg.
<Skyline> It's just tons of farmland mapped out in perfect grids. o_O
<Tanner> Skyline, what peninsula?
<Skyline> That whole big Ontario one.
<Tanner> Hahahahaha what?
<Tanner> Southern Ontario is not a peninsula.
<Skyline> It is separated from Michigan by rivers. :<
<Skyline> I guess you wouldn't really consider that a true peninsula.
<Skyline> But I've always envisioned it as such
<Skyline> WHAT IS SO FUNNY
<Tanner> Skyline, so how about that peninsula off the Western coast of Asia. Euro-something.
<spoon> As opposed to a... False peninsula?
<Skyline> Ontario is not that big. >:(
<Tanner> You say some pretty dumb things sometimes, Skyline.
<Borealis> Africa is only connected to land at the Suez Canal. It's therefore a peninsula.
<Skyline> Tanner, I think we are just immensely different people.
<spoon> Don't forget South America.
<Tanner> I'm not a person. By your definition, I'm a peninsula.
|<Blackson> how do you get into the bash and trash forums
<Blackson> i cant find anywhere to get the password
<Templex> I can't tell you, it's an exclusive secret club.
<Blackson> thats stupid
|<kuri> i dont like songs that are all bass and no melody
<kuri> and people that think those songs are good
<Tanner> That's because you're racist, kuri.
<kuri> dont care!
<Tanner> i was joking but wow ok
|<SlappyMcGee> These three guys had sex in the locker room at my high school once.
<Tanner> With each other?
<Tanner> You're trying to tell me that there was a gay sex orgy in your school locker room.
<SlappyMcGee> Well, threesome.
<Tanner> And I'm curious. How does one come into such information?
<SlappyMcGee> Well, check it, right?
<Tanner> No pun intended.
<SlappyMcGee> We had two guards who monitored the school at night.
<SlappyMcGee> And one of them walked into the room and saw some canoodling in the corner.
<Skyline> You know, that's something that /would/ happen in Canada.
<SlappyMcGee> So, he flashed his flashlight, and he says, "Get off your girlfriend, son's, time to go home, god-dammit."
<SlappyMcGee> And I know this, because we can hear it.
<SlappyMcGee> I was at volleyball practice.
<SlappyMcGee> So, a minute or so passes,
<SlappyMcGee> and three nude freshmen walk out.
<SlappyMcGee> And erect.
<Tanner> Freshmen? How do you even know you're gay at that age?
<SlappyMcGee> Maybe they were finding out.
<Tanner> How are you gay enough to have a threesome?
<Skyline> I'm not sure why you would do that at school.
<SlappyMcGee> I imagine one kid bends over to pick up his deodorant, and the other two kids fuck him in the ass.
<lord_day> You can make a full daisy chain with enough people.
<Tanner> If porn has tought me anything, Skyline, it's that most homosexual relations occur in locker rooms.
<lord_day> Thats why Skyline spends most of his time in the locker rooms.
<Skyline> When did that happen, Slappy?
<Tanner> Wait, wait.
<Skyline> And rather impatiently, lord_day.
<SlappyMcGee> Uhhh. Probably closer to a year ago than anything.
<Tanner> You were playing Volleyball?
<Skyline> You know, I was a freshman a year ago.
<SlappyMcGee> Not as well as they were, mind.
|<otter_christ> Deconverting from organized religion and then turning to Paganism is like curing yourself of AIDS by treating it with herpes.|
|<Skyling> I can't believe they are making a movie based on Tron.|
|<Snuggletummy> So, guys, I have wonderous news
<Snuggletummy> I found out something new involving my asshole and suction.
<Snuggletummy> I essentially made a pressure washer with my palm, some water, and my asshole
<Snuggletummy> So now it's all clean.
<Snuggletummy> THE MORE YOU KNOW!
<xwd> now I know that you like giving yourself enemas
<Tanner> Have you heard of Le PÃ©tomane, Snuggletummy?
<Tanner> He had, like, perfect control of his sphincter and his ass suction.
<Tanner> So much so that he was famous for it in France.
<xwd> He was able to fart at will.
<xwd> Suck air in, let it out.
<xwd> He warmed up before his shows by sucking in a bowl of water.
<xwd> And he'd do impressions of what various people farting would sound like.
<xwd> And he could accompany himself singing.
<xwd> He had a flute, I think.
<Snuggletummy> I was trying to wreck this channel with my lewd assiness.
<Snuggletummy> But I now see that it has already been wrecked.
<Snuggletummy> THE FRENCH
<Yahoozy> Reservoir Jong.
* SlappyMcGee is listening to: Stuck in Korea with you.
<Tanner> Mr. Off-White!
|<Communist> Tanner, can I have hop? I feel self-impotent.
<Communist> Oh crap.
|<Yahoozy> (yuck) /her/ (yuck) (yuck) /her/ /her/ TO THA (yuck) NOOB /her/|
|<Tanner> Calcy, I totally scored with a Calabi-Yau manifold the other night.
<Tanner> I /totally/ did.
<Calcy> Fuck, I'm jealous.
<Tanner> It was out of this...
<Calcy> I hate you, Tanner.
|<Tanner> I mean, hop on MSN or Skype and then we can quote it.
<Tanner> I feel like that should count.
<gloomp> Ooh, that would probably work.
<Tanner> And we don't have to be talking about anything specific.
<Tanner> Just the fact that it's us should be enough for it to be amusing.
<gloomp> Out banter is the best banter.
<Tanner> We could throw in some meta for good measure.
<Tanner> Eh? Eeeehhhhh?
<Yanni> Oh! Wait!
<Yanni> Is this being quoted? Hello, world!
|Tanner Destiny: do you mind if I ask you a question?
Destiny not at all
Tanner It's sort of a personal question.
Destiny go for it
Tanner What'ch'ya gonna do with all that junk?
Tanner All that junk inside your trunk?
Destiny get you drunk
Destiny get you love drunk
Tanner Of your hump?
Tanner Your humps?
Tanner Your humps?
miyoser His lovely lady lumps.
Templex They're /my/ lady lumps, fool.
|Tanner: In the past three weeks, I've been to more tranny-hosted parties than non-tranny hosted parties.
Zilla: How many parties are we talking here?
Tanner: ... one. ;_;
Zilla: I KNEW IT.
Zilla: It's like saying you've had more sex this week than last week after getting laid once.
Zilla: Technically true, but it smells like advertising spin.
Tanner: Still, it's 100% more tranny.
Tanner: You can't deny the statistics.
Tanner: Statistics don't lie.
Zilla: That depends on where it started and where it ended.
Tanner: I gave you the time-frame: 3 weeks.
Zilla: Oh no, I mean if we're adding or subtracting a dick.
Tanner: I should write a book. Trannieconomics. It'd be a best seller.
Zilla: "Interest rates on vaginas can be surprisingly attractive."
Tanner: "This demonstrates what I like to call 'Market Penetration'."
Tanner "It's not so much a bull market as it is just 'horney'."
Tanner: Alright, so I can't get a book out of this but I'm definitely writing a paper on the subject of Trannieconomics.
Zilla: Maybe point out a few profit "holes".
Tanner: Zilla, can I quote you as one of my referenced CEOHYEAHs?
Zilla: I'd be offended if you didn't.
Zilla: Here's an interesting question.
Zilla: Do Trannieconomics include naturally-born hermaphrodites, or would those fall under a different class?
Zilla: Furthermore, what kind of equity can you pull out of a dick?
Zilla: I tell you man, this kind of stuff keeps people up at night.
Tanner: Hermaphrodites are sort of wild-card in Trannieconomics. Their movements are hard to project because of their inherent dual natures.
Tanner: Also, Dick Equity is chapter three. You're going to have to wait until the paper is published.
|<Yanni> Federer lost!
<lord_day> He lost?
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|<Inspired> 16. Useless Trivia: Assuming Rudolph was in front, there are 40320 ways to rearrange the other ---------- reindeer.
|* Tanner is listening to by ().
* Yahoozy is listening to % by ##
<Tanner> Fuck you, Yahoozy.
<Tanner> You know my AMIP is shit.
<Tanner> You /know/ there's nothing I can do about it.
<Tanner> And still you mock me.
<Yahoozy> What are you talking about?
<Yahoozy> Have you listened to ##?
<Yahoozy> ^ is my favorite track.
|<Vyacheslav> Hey Tanner is Canada happy about Winnipeg?
<rennaT> Nobody's ever happy about Winnipeg.
<Vyacheslav> Hm. Where is Slaps?
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<Vyacheslav> Hey ninja143
<Yahoozy> dude tanner b ack off the suciide problem is bad anymore due to the economy
* You are now known as JoeBiden
<ninja143> hi vyach
<ninja143> how are you vyach?
<Vyacheslav> Good, you
<ninja143> not too bad
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|<Tanner> CAESAR SALAD IS THE BEST SALAD
<Tanner> GARDEN IS INFERIOR
<ukw> he was the garden made by a group of leeway.
<Tanner> THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
<ukw> as is any sense they're the same sentence
<Tanner> FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU
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<ukw> you going to take 3 hours or even remember when animator had it.
<Tanner> what is dave?
<incluye> That's Donfuy.
<incluye> No it's a bot.
<incluye> It's maestro's bot.
|<Skyline> It's too bad rocket_thumped isn't in these anymore.|
|<Skyline> Yes, rocket_thumped is cool.|