It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<jerrod> Inspired, if the Kiwis win the world cup, I will personally fly to New Zealand and suck your dick.|
|<halifax> No professional golfer has ever achieved a perfect round (birdie on every hole, scoring 54 on a par 72 course).
<@scythe> halifax: in a major.
<@scythe> Also you forgot Kim Jong-Il.
<horrorfax> Oh, yeah. Of course.
<@scythe> Kim Jong-Il scored a hole in one on every hole, remember.
<@scythe> All hail the Supreme Leader.
|[22:52:42] <Cuckoo> im sooo nervous
[22:52:49] <Orange> why
[22:52:57] <Cuckoo> it's
[22:53:00] <Cuckoo> the results
[22:53:05] <Orange> for his prostate
[22:53:07] <Orange> exam
[22:53:14] <Cuckoo> that will decide to which college im going
[22:53:27] <Orange> Your college depends on your prostate exam results?
[22:53:28] <Orange> Odd.
[22:53:35] <Orange> In Australia it's different.
|[16:13:03] <skyline> also, don't get too fat if you want to get LAID
[16:13:19] <GamingWolf> Get fat if you want me to fuck you though
[16:13:27] <Inspired> :S
[16:13:29] <candy> Exactly.
[16:13:33] <candy> Really GamingWolf?
[16:13:48] <GamingWolf> Uh
[16:13:53] <GamingWolf> .... I have issues.
[16:13:59] <Inspired> You must be <---This wide---> to ride the GamingWolf.
[16:14:05] <candy> HAHAHA!
|[20:18:35] <reventronium> Need to go to the bathroom. Back in an hour.
[20:18:37] * reventronium sets mode: +m
|<Rose> Although for example, I have an IQ of 147 and look how stupid I am. :p
<KinGAleX> Stop that.
<KinGAleX> No, Bio.
|[15:52:50] <sunset> I'm not gonna make myself look like an idiot anymore.|
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[00:21:09] <Kashkin> Er.
[00:21:15] <halifax> Perfect timing, Kashkin.
[00:21:23] <remm> ahahahaha woops
[00:21:27] <remm> did you just...
[00:21:41] <halifax> [22:21:06] * remm (analogue@scave-B8704981.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Quit: Kia Kaha)
[00:21:42] <halifax> [22:21:07] <Kashkin> Oh, and remm: That'd be super cool if I wasn't total broke.
[00:21:42] <halifax> [22:21:09] * remm (analogue@scave-B8704981.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #n
[00:21:54] <remm> WAHAHAHA
|Dave: In the Southern Hemisphere, ice melts the other way around.|
|[20:39:28] <Broghan> How apposed would you guys be if there were two exits in a map?
[20:39:38] <Inspired> opposed?
[20:39:52] <remm> not opposed at all
[20:39:52] <krusch> Not at all opposed.
[20:39:52] <Inspired> Not at all
|<BFG10K> I want to see an elite basketball team made up of Michael Jordan, Buddha, Jesus Christ, Adolf Hitler, Rysto Ryti, and Richard Dawkins.
<@incluye> Hitler probably sucks at basketball.
[11:58:55] <BFG10K> incluye, he'd be the team captain.
<BFG10K> Because he's a great commander.
<@incluye> Nuh uh.
<@incluye> He can talk, but he was absolute rubbish at military
<BFG10K> He'd boost morale like a pro.
<BFG10K> A determined team is a better team than a non-determined team.
<BFG10K> And Michael Jordan would make up for any lack of skills.
<@incluye> You realize you need an entire team of skilled players.
<@incluye> I guess they count.
<BFG10K> But I'm willing to sacrifice winning-capability for badass.
<BFG10K> And Jesus would be making half-court shots left and right.
<BFG10K> Turning water into sports-drinks.
| <Aidiera> halifax, would you like a sig?
<Aidiera> Too bad.
<Aidiera> You're getting one.
<@halifax> my current sig is better than your family
|[13:26:56] <Kuri> super glue will clog nostrils disabling nasal breath function dipwit
[13:27:12] <Kuri> unable to take out too have cut off nose
[13:27:16] <Kuri> not good
|[23:05:05] <Calvin> look at this
[23:05:06] <Calvin> http://forum.ninjarobotyeti.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=6077&p=126357#p126357
[23:05:10] <Calvin> I am a whore for posts
[23:05:55] <remaniac> I am a post for whores
[23:06:09] <remaniac> no, wait
[23:06:15] <Calvin> lmao
|<@flag> I just realized I've been responding to these letters from the honors college dean of the school I'm going to and it's midmorning, what will they think of me.
<@flag> Somewhere betwixt.
<~oughts> morning starts after 4 am
<@flag> Are you sure? This says otherwise: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_20th_century_French_spanking_literature
<~oughts> I stand corrected.
|[23:21:16] <Kashkin> !down shemale.com
[23:21:18] <Leroy> It's just you, shemale.com seems to be up.
[23:21:25] <Kashkin> Damn right she is!
|(on the subject of base 10 counting)
<~oughts> What if there were a tribe of uncontacted people with an unusually high incidence of polydactyly?
|[21:02:26] <halifax> The Well-Hungarians.|
|[18:09:23] <kuri> have you guys noticed a lot of people talk
[18:09:31] <kuri> like in short fragments of a sentence
[18:09:34] <kuri> on irc
[18:09:49] <kuri> it is quite annoying.
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[22:13:14] <ska> sorry about my rubbish connection
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|[09:44:59] <&KinGAleX> I did a few more in bed last night.|
<godless> Two RAs just raided our suite common room and stole my roommate's canteen.
<godless> That was tense.
<godless> I forget what RA stands for, actually.
<godless> Floor supervisor though, basically.
<Vyacheslav> rheumatoid arthritis
|[15:10:35] <incluye> "You can pidgeys everyfuckingplace"
[15:10:39] <incluye> I think you a verb