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#1871 4.35/5 remaniac 2010-06-17	<jerrod> Inspired, if the Kiwis win the world cup, I will personally fly to New Zealand and suck your dick.
#2455 4.33/5 remaniac 2011-10-31	<halifax> No professional golfer has ever achieved a perfect round (birdie on every hole, scoring 54 on a par 72 course). <@scythe> halifax: in a major. <@scythe> Also you forgot Kim Jong-Il. <horrorfax> Oh, yeah. Of course. <@scythe> Kim Jong-Il scored a hole in one on every hole, remember. <@scythe> All hail the Supreme Leader.
#2061 4.29/5 remaniac 2010-09-28	[22:52:42] <Cuckoo> im sooo nervous [22:52:49] <Orange> why [22:52:57] <Cuckoo> it's [22:53:00] <Cuckoo> the results [22:53:05] <Orange> for his prostate [22:53:07] <Orange> exam [22:53:14] <Cuckoo> that will decide to which college im going [22:53:27] <Orange> Your college depends on your prostate exam results? [22:53:28] <Orange> Odd. [22:53:35] <Orange> In Australia it's different.
#2131 4.19/5 remaniac 2010-11-18	[16:13:03] <skyline> also, don't get too fat if you want to get LAID [16:13:19] <GamingWolf> Get fat if you want me to fuck you though [16:13:27] <Inspired> :S [16:13:29] <candy> Exactly. [16:13:33] <candy> Really GamingWolf? [16:13:48] <GamingWolf> Uh [16:13:53] <GamingWolf> .... I have issues. [16:13:59] <Inspired> You must be <---This wide---> to ride the GamingWolf. [16:14:05] <candy> HAHAHA!
#2164 4.00/5 remaniac 2010-12-13	[20:18:35] <reventronium> Need to go to the bathroom. Back in an hour. [20:18:37] * reventronium sets mode: +m
#2328 4.00/5 remaniac 2011-05-01	<Rose> Although for example, I have an IQ of 147 and look how stupid I am. :p <KinGAleX> Stop that. <Rose> Me? <KinGAleX> No, Bio. <Rose> Oh.
#2108 3.76/5 remaniac 2010-10-31	[15:52:50] <sunset> I'm not gonna make myself look like an idiot anymore.
#2362 3.67/5 remaniac 2011-06-23	[00:21:02] * Disconnected [00:21:05] * Attempting to rejoin channel #n [00:21:05] * Rejoined channel #n [00:21:09] <Kashkin> Er. [00:21:15] <halifax> Perfect timing, Kashkin. [00:21:23] <remm> ahahahaha woops [00:21:27] <remm> did you just... [00:21:41] <halifax> [22:21:06] * remm (analogue@scave-B8704981.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Quit: Kia Kaha) [00:21:42] <halifax> [22:21:07] <Kashkin> Oh, and remm: That'd be super cool if I wasn't total broke. [00:21:42] <halifax> [22:21:09] * remm (analogue@scave-B8704981.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #n [00:21:54] <remm> WAHAHAHA
#2415 3.56/5 remaniac 2011-08-22	Dave: In the Southern Hemisphere, ice melts the other way around.
#2239 3.55/5 remaniac 2011-02-01	[20:39:28] <Broghan> How apposed would you guys be if there were two exits in a map? [20:39:38] <Inspired> opposed? [20:39:52] <remm> not opposed at all [20:39:52] <krusch> Not at all opposed. [20:39:52] <Inspired> Not at all
#2450 3.54/5 remaniac 2011-10-23	<BFG10K> I want to see an elite basketball team made up of Michael Jordan, Buddha, Jesus Christ, Adolf Hitler, Rysto Ryti, and Richard Dawkins. <@incluye> Hitler probably sucks at basketball. [11:58:55] <BFG10K> incluye, he'd be the team captain. <BFG10K> Because he's a great commander. <@incluye> Nuh uh. <@incluye> He can talk, but he was absolute rubbish at military <BFG10K> He'd boost morale like a pro. <BFG10K> A determined team is a better team than a non-determined team. <BFG10K> And Michael Jordan would make up for any lack of skills. <@incluye> You realize you need an entire team of skilled players. <BFG10K> Yes. <@incluye> I guess they count. <BFG10K> But I'm willing to sacrifice winning-capability for badass. <BFG10K> And Jesus would be making half-court shots left and right. <BFG10K> Turning water into sports-drinks.
#2554 3.50/5 remaniac 2012-03-18	<Aidiera> halifax, would you like a sig? <@halifax> no <Aidiera> Too bad. <Aidiera> You're getting one. <@halifax> my current sig is better than your family
#2113 3.45/5 remaniac 2010-11-03	[13:26:56] <Kuri> super glue will clog nostrils disabling nasal breath function dipwit [13:27:12] <Kuri> unable to take out too have cut off nose [13:27:16] <Kuri> not good
#1861 3.30/5 remaniac 2010-06-11	[23:05:05] <Calvin> look at this [23:05:06] <Calvin> http://forum.ninjarobotyeti.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=6077&p=126357#p126357 [23:05:10] <Calvin> I am a whore for posts [23:05:55] <remaniac> I am a post for whores [23:06:09] <remaniac> no, wait [23:06:15] <Calvin> lmao
#2406 3.30/5 remaniac 2011-08-15	<@flag> I just realized I've been responding to these letters from the honors college dean of the school I'm going to and it's midmorning, what will they think of me. <~oughts> Midmorning? <@flag> Midnight? <@flag> Somewhere betwixt. <~oughts> morning starts after 4 am <@flag> Are you sure? This says otherwise: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_20th_century_French_spanking_literature <~oughts> I stand corrected.
#2299 3.18/5 remaniac 2011-03-17	[23:21:16] <Kashkin> !down shemale.com [23:21:18] <Leroy> It's just you, shemale.com seems to be up. [23:21:25] <Kashkin> Damn right she is!
#2360 3.11/5 remaniac 2011-06-19	(on the subject of base 10 counting) <~oughts> What if there were a tribe of uncontacted people with an unusually high incidence of polydactyly?
#2124 3.08/5 remaniac 2010-11-13	[21:02:26] <halifax> The Well-Hungarians.
#2083 2.75/5 remaniac 2010-10-13	[18:09:23] <kuri> have you guys noticed a lot of people talk [18:09:31] <kuri> like in short fragments of a sentence [18:09:34] <kuri> on irc [18:09:49] <kuri> it is quite annoying.
#1826 2.60/5 remaniac 2010-05-11	[21:59:49] * Quits: ska (ben@scave-3BA85BDD.static.tpgi.com.au) (Ping timeout) [22:04:51] * Joins: ska (ben@scave-3BA85BDD.static.tpgi.com.au) [22:11:49] * Quits: ska (ben@scave-3BA85BDD.static.tpgi.com.au) (Ping timeout) [22:13:00] * Joins: ska (ben@scave-3BA85BDD.static.tpgi.com.au) [22:13:14] <ska> sorry about my rubbish connection [22:17:54] * Quits: ska (ben@scave-3BA85BDD.static.tpgi.com.au) (Ping timeout)
#2324 2.56/5 remaniac 2011-04-27	[09:44:59] <&KinGAleX> I did a few more in bed last night.
#2431 2.12/5 remaniac 2011-09-12	<godless> haha! <godless> Two RAs just raided our suite common room and stole my roommate's canteen. <godless> That was tense. <kuri> RAs? <godless> I forget what RA stands for, actually. <godless> Floor supervisor though, basically. <Vyacheslav> rheumatoid arthritis <@GamingWolf> RRRRRRRRHEUMATISM?
#1956 1.40/5 remaniac 2010-08-01	[15:10:35] <incluye> "You can pidgeys everyfuckingplace" [15:10:39] <incluye> I think you a verb