It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

This is the archive of the #N IRC Quotes Repository.

Only displaying quotes submitted by rN. You can remove this filter.

#942
4.36/5
rN
2008-11-06
<spoon`> What was the name of the woman Clinton cheated with?
<rn> Monica Lewisnksy.
<spoon`> Yeah, that's right.
<spoon`> He paid her, didn't he?
<~blue_tetris> I dunno.
<~blue_tetris> He was the president. I mean, he ran the first budget surplus in 60 years.
<~blue_tetris> He gave an extra $15,000 a year to every American for eight years. He totally paid for the blowjob.
#922
4.12/5
rN
2008-10-31
<~AvowedBullet> We discovered that the singular role of the government was to step in only when things got -dangerously- cheezy.
<&Vampy|Blizz> Aahahahahaha!
<~AvowedBullet> So we're going out this weekend and spray painting Ron Paul on some boxcars.
<&Vampy|Blizz> Ahahahaha.
<&Vampy|Blizz> Dude, amazing.
<~AvowedBullet> And we're going to make some crank calls: "Is your refrigerator running? THEN YOU BETTER GO DISSOLVE THE IRS AND IMPLEMENT THE FAIRTAX."
<&Vampy|Blizz> Gahahahah.
#936
3.90/5
rN
2008-11-04
06:28 LittleViking Hm. You can get a free star-shaped Krispy Kreme donut and a Starbucks coffee for voting.
blue_tetris Hahaha.
gloomp Haha. There's a bad reason to vote.
06:29 blue_tetris "This government is brought to you by delicious Krispy Kreme donuts! Have your vote and eat it to, with Krispy Kreme!"
LittleViking The donut has red, white and blue sprinkles on it too.
blue_tetris Hmmm.
gloomp Of course.
blue_tetris Don't they realize that America runs on Dunkin?
LittleViking Ben n' Jerry's is offering patriotic ice cream to voters too.
LittleViking Ahaha.
blue_tetris What if they had a special ice cream for each candidate?
blue_tetris You'd get the flavor of the candidate you voted for.
blue_tetris And the flavor whose candidate wins is made permanent and the other one goes back to the Senate.
06:32 gloomp Gahahahah.
rn Wahahahaha.
#941
3.67/5
rN
2008-11-06
<Sockmonkey> o_O
<Sockmonkey> --» WHOIS (Gimp) idle for: 237:13:32.
<@lord_day> Gimp used to be really active. O-o
<Snuggletummy> Then, he started smoking pot. Now all he does is sit on the couch.
#885
3.43/5
rN
2008-10-19
[16:51] <Snuggletummy> I wonder if Kablizzy will join..maybe..
[16:51] <hoo> What are you insuitating?
[16:51] <gloomp> That'd be nice.
[16:52] <hoo> Yeah, I guess it would.
[16:52] <hoo> As long as he doesn't blizzban me.
[16:52] <gloomp> That'd be nice.
[16:52] <hoo> Like he did the last time.
[16:52] -->| Kablizzy (chatzilla@wpe-BCCEE94D.hlrn.qwest.net) has joined #n
[16:52] <Kablizzy> WHAT!? GODDAMNIT WHAT?
[16:52] <hoo> O_o
#906
3.33/5
rN
2008-10-28
<rn> You know what Eiturlyf?
<Eiturlyf> What now?
<rn> I will do something only mIRC users can do.
<rn> Just to make you jealous.
* rn slaps Eiturlyf around a bit with a large trout
<&`stro> If this involves trout slapping I will kick you.
<&`stro> Yeah.
<Eiturlyf> OH YEAH.
* You were kicked by `stro (`stro)
#968
3.17/5
rN
2008-11-20
[00:32] <@Atilla> Every time KA speaks, I feel compelled to yell "Hey, Alex! Do the Kablizzy dance!"
#889
3.00/5
rN
2008-10-20
[07:36] <AF> You need to talk to Tanner, man. He's the expert on trying just hard enough.
[07:40] <Tanner> The trick is to make friends with KinGAleX.
[07:40] <hoo> O_o
[07:40] <gloomp> Haha.
[07:40] <gloomp> So true.
[07:43] <AF> You're going to be alone for the rest of your life unless you make friends with KA.
[07:44] <Tanner> I was really pretty serious about the KinGAleX thing.
[07:45] <Yanni> Prospective girlfriends will be all "Heyyy, sexy thaaaaaang... so how do you know KA?" and you'll be all "Bitch please I don't need KA" and they'll leave you for Tanner.
[07:45] <hoo> XD
[07:45] <gloomp> Wahahahaha.
#970
2.89/5
rN
2008-11-21
[22:20] * UniverseZero is now known as Bored
[22:20] <~blue_tetris> Hey, someone in #n get my attention.
[22:20] <~blue_tetris> Do it.
[22:20] <Zora_S_Kenneth> You nick thief!
[22:20] <Zora_S_Kenneth> Oh, wait, not you.
[22:20] <Bored> B_T! WHO AM I?
[22:21] <scythe> Sorry, blue_tetris, I'm too busy smoking crack to try and get your attention.
[22:21] <~blue_tetris> Hey, what do you want? I'm getting a handjob. I'm just on IRC at the same time to tell people that I'm getting a handjob.
[22:21] <scythe> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
[22:21] <scythe> <3
[22:21] <~blue_tetris> But you really need to leave me alone while I get this handjob.
[22:21] <Bored> -_-
[22:21] <Zora_S_Kenneth> Um...
[22:21] <scythe> Also I was kidding about that crack thing, obviously.
[22:21] <Alphy> BWAHAHAHA
#841
2.88/5
rN
2008-09-19
maestro> Autofellatio would just be frustrating because, even if you are really flexible, you wouldn't be able to go anywhere near all the way.
<maestro> You'd just be grazing your cock.
<maestro> And it'd be like you're so close yet so far.
<spoon`> Ha ha ha.
<rN> It the most sensitive part.
<CF|away> FUCK YES FELLATIO.
<spoon`> Yeah, I'd give 100 dollars to the man who can deepthroat his own dick.
|<-- Eiturlyf has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208])
<maestro> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paschimottanasana
=-= lord_day is now known as lord_away
<CF|away> Lord has left the building.
* CF|away leaves, too
<maestro> If he can deep throat himself there's no fucking way he deserves 100 dollars.
<rN> I've done that before.
<spoon`> I don't think there's a comma.
<maestro> He's rich enough.
<spoon`> Ahaha.
<rN> That yoga postition.
<spoon`> Yeah, you're right.
<rN> Without cocksucking.
<spoon`> Though, if I could do that, I'd get the fuck out of the was for the climax
<spoon`> Ain't no way I'm about to eat anyone's semen.
<maestro> I bet you totally would.
* Orange` is listening to Map Of Your Head.
* maestro is now playing: Muse - Hyper Chondriac Music [Hullabaloo Soundtrack (disc 1) #10] (5:30, 844kb/s)
<rN> Oh,.
<spoon`> You know right, I bet you're right.
<rN> Forgot about semen.
<rN> I'll never do that then.
<spoon`> *you know what.
<rN> It's like pissing in my mouth.
<maestro> Yeah, yeah, rN. Because with semen it would be TOTALLY WRONG
<spoon`> Argh.
<spoon`> I dunno how those girls do that.
<rN> Girls like it.
<maestro> "I would never have sucked my own dick if I had known there was SEMEN!"
<rN> XD
<maestro> Motherfucker.
#919
2.67/5
rN
2008-10-30
<GamingWolf> I'm one 32nd Cherokee
<GamingWolf> I reserve the right to jeeps.
<pni> I'm 1/4th Irish
<pni> 1/4th Scottish
<Snuggletummy> I'm 98% Cystic Fibrosis, All your base are belong to me.
#847
2.62/5
rN
2008-09-25
-->| gloomp (chatzilla@wpe-4C57F651.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #spam
<gloomp> List? What list?
<rN> The application list.
<gloomp> WHERE
<gloomp> WHERE
<rN> Who may be a mod.
<gloomp> WHERE
<rN> It's up the mod's asses.
<rN> I think.
<rN> Not sure.
<gloomp> Oh. Great.
* gloomp gets on spelunking gear.
#953
2.17/5
rN
2008-11-12
[06:55] <rn> 
[06:55] * @Yanni (SoY@878E6E4D.6E41DFF.30B1060.IP) Quit (Broken pipe)
[06:55] <gloomp> o__O
[06:56] <gloomp> YOU BROKE HIS PIPE WITH YOUR SPACE LINE
[06:56] <rn> OH NOES
[06:56] <rn> ;_;
[06:56] <rn> *sob*
[06:56] <rn> YANNI FIX YOUR PIPE
[06:57] * Yanni (SoY@878E6E4D.6E41DFF.30B1060.IP) has joined #n
[06:57] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Yanni
[06:57] <&KinGAleX> RIDERS OF ROHAN, IGNITE!
[06:57] <rn> O_o
[06:57] <gloomp> :D
#912
2.15/5
rN
2008-10-29
<Baraba> Hey yahoozy.
<rn> Baraba, you new here?
<rn> Welcome.
<Blackson> Hahahahahahahah!
<gloomp> Wait what did you say rn?
<Blackson> That's fucking halarious.
<gloomp> You weren't kidding?
<Eiturlyf> Bahahahaha!
<gloomp> WahahahajhJFAGKJFSA
<Eiturlyf> That was fucking awesome.
#939
1.90/5
rN
2008-11-04
Skyline Wait, Lenny is married? I thought he was 12. o_O
GamingWolf YOU THOUGHT HE WAS 12???
Trees Wahahaha
GamingWolf Hahahahaha
gloomp Gahahaha.
#1244
1.80/5
rN
2009-05-15
<incluye> Tanner, I'm afraid you might think this webpage looks ugly as hell.
<incluye> I like it, but...
<incluye> It's a little experimental.
<incluye> Also, subpixel font rendering confuses me.
<@Tanner> Don't worry. If it's awful I'll tell you I like it but can't use it because Techno doesn't like it.
#904
1.73/5
rN
2008-10-27
<Joe_Biden> Don't vote for John McCain!
<pni> Palemoon!
<Joe_Biden> He's Insane!
<PALEMOON> ahahaha
<Joe_Biden> Wait a minute.
<Joe_Biden> I think I just came up with the new slogan for The Obama camp.
#923
1.60/5
rN
2008-11-01
<runningpumpkin> Kudos to whoever can guess this nick's password.
<the_devil_dodgess> Yeah.
<Cerberus> Is it rn?
<runningpumpkin> Nope.
<Red> is it imatwelveyearoldfaggot?
<Red> Also, map turtles.
<Red> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/30/BabyMapTurtleInHand.png
<Red> Holy shit.
<Red> How fucking awesome is it?
<runningpumpkin> It's actually pretty simple.
<runningpumpkin> And no.
<runningpumpkin> You will bonk yourself on the head when you guess it.
<Red> Why are you urging us to guess your password?
<Cerberus> It's "actually pretty simple" ?
<the_devil_dodgess> You really shouldn't do that. It's bad idea. Anyway... KUDOS TO WHOEVER CAN GUESS MY NICK'S PASSWORD!
<runningpumpkin> Zora.
<the_devil_dodgess> Hey, I couldn't resist.
<the_devil_dodgess> What?
<runningpumpkin> That's your pass ;D
<runningpumpkin> BAM DUM TSH
<the_devil_dodgess> Nope.
<the_devil_dodgess> Go try.
<runningpumpkin> And guys.
<runningpumpkin> It's not the same as rn's pass.
* You were killed by NickServ (services!NickServ (GHOST command used by Red))
* Disconnected
* Attempting to rejoin channel #n
* Rejoined channel #n
<Red> Hahahaha.
<LFrankenstein> Bwahahaha
<Cerberus> Haha!
<the_devil_dodgess> No effin way.
<Red> It was pumpkin
* runningpumpkin is now known as runningghost
<the_devil_dodgess> HA!
#954
1.43/5
rN
2008-11-12
15:23] * rn is now known as Fake_Dave
[15:23] <Alphy> I'm gonna give MTI a go.
[15:23] <Alphy> Right now
01[15:23] <Fake_Dave> Wahaha.
[15:23] <Alphy> Even thogh I haven't played in months.
02[15:23] * Fake_Dave points at Rdy-kun
01[15:23] <Fake_Dave> Gahahaha.
[15:23] <Alphy> Hehe
[15:24] <Alphy> Fake Dave is a dick
01[15:24] <Fake_Dave> A long one.
03[15:24] * blue_tetris (blue_tetri@wpe-9AC03B14.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) has joined #n
15[15:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq blue_tetris blue_tetris
03[15:24] * Fake_Dave is now known as rn
15[15:24] * blue_tetris sets mode: +b *!*@C32C5494.38EAB62A.77ABBBEB.IP
01[15:24] <rn> HOLY SHIT
[15:24] #n You are banned (#n)
[15:24] <GamingWolf> TOO LATE
03[15:24] * You were kicked by blue_tetris (One week.)
#899
1.40/5
rN
2008-10-25
[07:50] <Sockmonkey> Has metasecrets domain been removed?
[07:51] <rn> Doesn't matter, it was raped a /long/ time ago.
[07:51] <Sockmonkey> That doesn't mean people don't still look at them?
[07:51] <rn> Metasecret has its own secret.
[07:52] <rn> That Dave molested it.
[07:52] <Sockmonkey> ...
[07:52] <pni> ...
[07:52] <pni> :O
[07:52] <rn> Yes, people still look at the TRAUMATIZED METASECRET
#971
1.25/5
rN
2008-11-21
[22:56] <scythe> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.
[22:56] <scythe> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[22:56] <Alphy> Ehehe?
[22:56] <scythe> HOLY CRAP MICROSOFT CAN'T PROGRAM A DAMN CALCULATOR
[22:56] <scythe> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[22:57] <scythe> I BROKE FREAKIN' CALCULATOR.
[22:57] <scythe> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[22:57] <Alphy> Do tell.
[22:57] <scythe> h^2/(8(m_e))
[22:57] <scythe> I tried to calculate that and it gave me "windows calculator has stopped working".
[23:01] <Zora_S_Kenneth> AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#1216
1.22/5
rN
2009-04-24
* Chase (chatzilla@wpe-446C4B0F.range81-159.btcentralplus.com) has joined #moa
<Chase> !8ball RN LOVES COCK YES?
<~morvone> Chase: Outlook good
<Chase> THERE WE GO
* Chase (chatzilla@wpe-446C4B0F.range81-159.btcentralplus.com) has left #moa
<rn> !8ball CHASE LOVES COCK YES?
<~morvone> rn: Concentrate and ask again
<rn> !8ball CHASE LOVES COCK YES?
<~morvone> rn: Outlook not so good
<rn> !8ball CHASE LOVES COCK YES?
<~morvone> rn: Don't count on it
<rn> !8ball CHASE LOVES COCK YES?
<~morvone> rn: Ask again later
<palemoon> HAHA
<palemoon> you l;ose
#836
1.08/5
rN
2008-09-17
Snuggletummy> Would you rather have an eternal boner while screwing Bush for eternity, or having your stomach pumped with butter till you explode?
<PNI> I don't wanna die, so I pick Bush.
<PNI> Of course, then I'd have to see Bush's hairy dick...
<PNI> oh no.
#907
0.89/5
rN
2008-10-28
* spoon|Seesaw (spoon@wpe-4EC44902.sip.int.bellsouth.net) Quit (Broken pipe)
<rn> *Broken seesaw
#967
0.83/5
rN
2008-11-18
[15:35] * incluye (Joel@wpe-B25D2B99.fuse.net) has joined #n-highscores
[15:35] <&Sockmonkey> Hi.
[15:36] <incluye> Hi.
[15:36] <rn> Hi.
[15:36] <+incluye> Hi.
[15:36] <@gloomp> Hey.
[15:36] <rn> ARGH
[15:36] <rn> HE BROKE THE HI LINE
#937
0.73/5
rN
2008-11-04
10:15 gloomp Ha, my mom's gonna be bust all day.
gloomp O_O
gloomp busy*
rn Wahahaha.
10:16 gloomp DON'T ANY OF YOU DARE MAKE A THING OF THAT
10:17 LittleViking Er, the correction is probably worse.
spoon *busty
scythe Oh, she'll be busy all right.
spoon Busy with... yeah.
scythe Mark my words.
scythe :)
gloomp Bust being down by the polls for Obama.
10:18 gloomp GAH
gloomp FUCK
#833
0.67/5
rN
2008-09-17
<rN> ST is a hermaphoridite.
<rN> He jerks off
<PNI> Nasty.
<rN> and has a hairy cooch.
<Snuggletummy> ...
<PNI> Do we really need to know that?
<Snuggletummy> rN, how would YOU know if I hae a vagina?
<Snuggletummy> have*
<rN> you said it
<rN> Don't worry
<Snuggletummy> It's a joke.
<rN> I know you have dick and balls.
<PNI> He likes imagining that he's a girl.
<rN> Post a pic thread.
#834
0.60/5
rN
2008-09-17
<Snuggletummy> I just ate a singularity
<Snuggletummy> I just took a SUngular*
<Snuggletummy> Singular*
<rN> Then you must be turned inside out.
<Snuggletummy> My vagina is turned inside out.
<PNI> http://www.fanboy.com/images/anime-cartoondollemporium.jpg
<rN> Gah!
<PNI> Paper doll for Snugs
<rN> I'm gonna get an eternal boner anyday now.
<Snuggletummy> http://i38.tinypic.com/6pt5pk.png
<rN> Anyday.
<Snuggletummy> PNI...
<Snuggletummy> That's...
<rN> No more anime girls for me anymore.
<Snuggletummy> Right.
<rN> ST
<rN> your image contains errors
<Snuggletummy> Your face contains errors.
<rN> According to the browser
<rN> Your mom contains errors.
<Snuggletummy> I can see how it's an error.
<PNI> Quote going to B and T.
<Snuggletummy> She DOES have Cat ears.
[ERROR] Unknown command “She/”.
<rN> And /she/ contains errors.
<Snuggletummy> Nah.
<Snuggletummy> Her vagina doesn't.
#1243
0.60/5
rN
2009-05-14
* maxson|procrastinating (maxson924@scave-CBE4425A.tampabay.res.rr.com) has joined #n
<Laurie> maxson!
<@CF> O_O
<@CF> Hey there.
<rn> He's procrastinating to type back.
#1246
0.56/5
rN
2009-05-16
<Blackson> I'm in a very country part of Virginia.
<Blackson> It's either this or dial up.
<@LF> You're in a very country part of vagina?!
<@LF> Oh
<@LF> Virginia
<@LF> ...
#852
0.50/5
rN
2008-09-26
7:20 AF rN, being a mod on the forums doesn't make you an admin here.
7:20 rN Oh.
7:20 AF What the hell are you on?
7:20 rN Mibbit.
7:20 rN And orgasm.
7:20 Eiturlyf O_o
7:20 Yanni ...
7:20 Eiturlyf ...
7:21 gloomp ...
#924
0.50/5
rN
2008-11-01
... After trying to ghost me out /again/ ...
* Red (mark@85F3CD51.B7FDF283.196E01FB.IP) Quit (Killed (services.waypasteleven.net (Too many invalid passwords)))
<LFrankenstein> XD
* Red (mark@85F3CD51.B7FDF283.196E01FB.IP) has joined #n
<runningpumpkin> Hahahahaha
<jesus> HAhahahahahahhahahahhahaha.
#933
0.47/5
rN
2008-11-02
<rn> The password is ircop.
* rn is now known as administrator
<administrator> Ghost me.
* You were kicked by lord_day (Ghost)
#901
0.44/5
rN
2008-10-26
<rn|sleep> I'm putting my comp on standby.
* Disconnected
* Attempting to rejoin channel #n
* Rejoined channel #n
<squibbles> RN JUST JOINED IN HIS SLEEP Xd
#945
0.43/5
rN
2008-11-08
#Maple-World
[09:31] * cannd is now known as canned
[09:31] <kirby> darn cannd, ating th lttr !*
[09:31] <kirby> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[09:31] <kirby> AAAHJDG
[09:31] <canned> now i will eat k letter
02[09:31] * canned muches
[09:31] <kirby> all of the e's just materialized in the same spot
03[09:31] * kirby is now known as irby
[09:31] <irby> NOOO
[09:32] <irby> >:[
[09:32] <canned> now to the i
02[09:32] * canned goes om om
03[09:32] * irby is now known as krby
[09:32] <canned> now i go to bathroom
[09:32] <krby> 'm gong to get you
[09:32] <krby> *transforms*
03[09:32] * krby is now known as nirbu
[09:33] <canned> ...
[09:33] <canned> where you got that letter?
[09:33] <nirbu> it was in my pocket!
[09:33] <canned> oh
[09:33] <nirbu> as well as those ones
[09:33] <nirbu> ehehehh...
02[09:33] * nirbu runs
[09:33] <canned> oh well, i did throw those up anyway
02[09:33] * nirbu trips over a very fat cable
[09:34] <canned> but now i eat whole kirby universe
[09:34] <canned> or
[09:34] <canned> the letter J
02[09:38] * nirbu eats his P's and Q's
03[09:39] * canned is now known as piqaqurpo
#848
0.38/5
rN
2008-09-25
[14:10] <rN> Oh that.
[14:10] <Obylisk> Oh this.
[14:11] <rN> Yeah I've felt that.
[14:11] <rN> I have a follower now.
[14:11] * Obylisk follows rN
[14:11] <rN> Yeah.
[14:12] <Obylisk> Yeah.
[14:12] <rN> I feel the same way sometimes.
[14:12] <rN> Considering I was born in 1996.
[14:12] <Obylisk> :O
[14:12] * Obylisk no longer follows rN
[14:12] <rN> Hahaha.
[14:12] <Obylisk> You must 18 or older for me to follow
[14:12] <rN> That's as good as Candi.
#902
0.33/5
rN
2008-10-26
<@CF> Some people go for a walk, some go to the fridge... RN goes on IRC.
#910
0.32/5
rN
2008-10-29
<rn> The thing about my quotes is, you must realize the inherent funniness of non-funniness to enjoy my jokes.
<rn> LV RIPOFF ALERT
#911
0.22/5
rN
2008-10-29
<rn> I promise/
<rn> ^.
<rn> *.
<rn> GODDMMAIT
<rn> *Goddammit
#932
0.18/5
rN
2008-11-02
<rn> I'm an idiot.
#835
0.10/5
rN
2008-09-17
<Snuggletummy> You know, if you have a boner for more than 4 hours, you hae to go to the doctor to have the blood drained.
<Snuggletummy> have*
<rN> Gasp
<PNI> OH SHI...
<rN> GODDAMM
<rN> NO VIAGARA FOR ME
<PNI> I'll go to the doctor now.
<PNI> Would you rather have sex with Bush or eat a whole package of viagra?
<rN> ...
<rN> Be gay and have sex with an idiot
<rN> Or have an eternal boner and get blood drained.
-->| kami (Frizzle@wpe-A046E5C2.watf.cable.ntl.com) has joined #n
<rN> I chooser eternal boner.
<PNI> Hi Kami
<rN> Oh shit.
<kami> Hey
<rN> Hey
<PNI> Hey kami, would you rather have sex with Bush or eat a whole package of viagra?
<kami> Viagra
<PNI> Good boy.
<rN> Less than 2 sec.
<rN> Didn't even think about it.
<rN> Oh, time to quote now.
<PNI> Ok.
<rN> YOU WILL ALL BE QUOTED TO HELL
<kami> GOOD]
<rN> Shit!
<PNI> Oh dear. RN is the devil.
<rN> Now I have to c and p all over again!
<rN> Call the devil dodger then.
#832
0.08/5
rN
2008-09-17
#n
[INFO] Channel view for “#n” opened.
-->| YOU (rN) have joined #n
=-= Topic for #n is “New rules: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | hoozpak: http://metanet.2.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=23834”
=-= Topic for #n was set by blue_tetris on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:01:11 PM
<lord_day> http://metanet.2.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=24009&view=findpost&p=507420
<lord_day> Ahaha
<Yanni> Aw, apparently four of the top players won't be here.
<lord_day> He joined 2 days ago, and wants to be a mod.
=-= PNI|GettingAMovie is now known as PNI
<PNI> Hi rN
<rN> Hey
<PNI> How are you?
<rN> First time I've seen you on IRC
<rN> Fine
<PNI> Yeah.
<rN> Currently I'm reading the new rules
<rN> I may have broken one already
<PNI> Yeah.
|<-- kami has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208])
<PNI> Yahoozy broke like all of them last night.
<rN> Lemme guess
<rN> banned right?
<PNI> Dunno
<PNI> I got pissed, so I left.
<rN> Well
<PNI> If only Dav was here.
<PNI> *Dave
<rN> that means hooz was probably spamming to hell
<rN> That's when I get pissed
<Snuggletummy> My vagina is filled with crab corpses.
<rN> ST is a hermaphoridite.
<rN> He jerks off
<PNI> Nasty.
<rN> and has a hairy cooch.
<Snuggletummy> ...
<PNI> Do we really need to know that?
<Snuggletummy> rN, how would YOU know if I hae a vagina?
<Snuggletummy> have*
<rN> you said it
<rN> Don't worry
<Snuggletummy> It's a joke.
<rN> I know you have dick and balls.
<PNI> He likes imagining that he's a girl.
<rN> Post a pic thread.
<Snuggletummy> PNI, not really.
<Snuggletummy> PNI...want to see the girls I like?
<PNI> K
<PNI> Sure
<rN> lord_day is an op?
<rN> ?
<lord_day> Indeed.
<Snuggletummy> http://i34.tinypic.com/124a8et.jpg There PNI
<lord_day> I've always been an op.
<rN> Hmm.
<PNI> Thats anime.
<rN> Never saw you.
<Snuggletummy> PNI, you think?
<rN> Anime girls are hot.
<lord_day> I'm joking.
<lord_day> BT promoted me yesterday.
<lord_day> And anime girls are O_o
<PNI> I thought you ment in real life.
<PNI> How wrong I was...
<rN> That one is more cute than hot.
<rN> Still.
|<-- lord_day has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.77 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205])
<rN> Now I can quote you all.
<Snuggletummy> In real life I like them nice, smart, and I don't care if they are pretty or not.
<Snuggletummy> It's what's on the inside that counts.
<PNI> Yeah
<rN> Too true.
<PNI> Agreed.
<Snuggletummy> I just ate a singularity
<Snuggletummy> I just took a SUngular*
<Snuggletummy> Singular*
<rN> Then you must be turned inside out.
<Snuggletummy> My vagina is turned inside out.
<PNI> http://www.fanboy.com/images/anime-cartoondollemporium.jpg
<rN> Gah!
<PNI> Paper doll for Snugs
<rN> I'm gonna get an eternal boner anyday now.
<Snuggletummy> http://i38.tinypic.com/6pt5pk.png
<rN> Anyday.
<Snuggletummy> PNI...
<Snuggletummy> That's...
<rN> No more anime girls for me anymore.
<Snuggletummy> Right.
<rN> ST
<rN> your image contains errors
<Snuggletummy> Your face contains errors.
<rN> According to the browser
<rN> Your mom contains errors.
<Snuggletummy> I can see how it's an error.
<PNI> Quote going to B and T.
<Snuggletummy> She DOES have Cat ears.
[ERROR] Unknown command “She/”.
<rN> And /she/ contains errors.
<Snuggletummy> Nah.
<Snuggletummy> Her vagina doesn't.
-->| lord_day (lord_day@wpe-F403BE3E.range86-138.btcentralplus.com) has joined #n
|<-- lord_day has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.77 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205])
<Snuggletummy> You know, if you have a boner for more than 4 hours, you hae to go to the doctor to have the blood drained.
<Snuggletummy> have*
<rN> Gasp
<PNI> OH SHI...
<rN> GODDAMM
<rN> NO VIAGARA FOR ME
<PNI> I'll go to the doctor now.
<PNI> Would you rather have sex with Bush or eat a whole package of viagra?
<rN> ...
<rN> Be gay and have sex with an idiot
<rN> Or have an eternal boner and get blood drained.
-->| kami (Frizzle@wpe-A046E5C2.watf.cable.ntl.com) has joined #n
<rN> I chooser eternal boner.
<PNI> Hi Kami
<rN> Oh shit.
<kami> Hey
<rN> Hey
<PNI> Hey kami, would you rather have sex with Bush or eat a whole package of viagra?
<kami> Viagra
<PNI> Good boy.
<rN> Less than 2 sec.
<rN> Didn't even think about it.
<rN> Oh, time to quote now.
<PNI> Ok.
<rN> YOU WILL ALL BE QUOTED TO HELL
<kami> GOOD]
<rN> Shit!
<PNI> Oh dear. RN is the devil.
<rN> Now I have to c and p all over again!
<rN> Call the devil dodger then.