It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#1094
4.33/5
pikman
2009-02-16
[10:30:20] <SlappyMcGee> Yanni, no tab plz wat?
[10:30:38] <@Yanni> Who wat tab where?
[10:30:57] <SlappyMcGee> http://i43.tinypic.com/4q4if4.png
[10:31:03] <SlappyMcGee> What does this mean, dammmit!
[10:31:13] <SlappyMcGee> I've been studying it for the last hour.
[10:31:20] <@Yanni> The guy's asking for tabs for a video I uploaded.
[10:31:36] <SlappyMcGee> Oh, tablature!
[10:31:40] <SlappyMcGee> Of course!
[10:31:42] <@Yanni> Ayyyyeee.
[10:31:51] <SlappyMcGee> Boy, was my theory off.
[10:32:08] <@Yanni> What was it?
[10:33:50] <SlappyMcGee> Well, I thought tabs was Bahrainyspeak for Tipping off the police. And this individual had kidnapped your wife, or something.
[10:34:01] <SlappyMcGee> And made you pay him in unionized zombies.
[10:34:06] <SlappyMcGee> using his youtube account.
[10:34:12] <SlappyMcGee> It wasn't a great theory.
[10:35:33] <@Yanni> Aw, man, that would've been way better.
[10:36:19] <SlappyMcGee> Except for your inevetibly zombified wife.
[10:36:36] <SlappyMcGee> Of course, the entire theory hinged on the fact that you were secretly a necromancer.
[10:37:52] <@Yanni> Secretly?
[10:37:59] <@Yanni> Oh, secretly. Secretly.
#1075
4.19/5
pikman
2009-01-30
*** Orange joined #n
<gloomp> Hey Banana.
<Orange> ...
<Orange> "Ooh, the three dots. Yeah, you're real scary!"
<gloomp> Hey Yellow.
<pikman> Orange, you glad /I/ didn't say banana?
<Orange> I have to give that one to you.
<Orange> Should have seen it coming.
<Yanni> Hey Chimpane.
<Yanni> Where Chimpane is to chimpanzee as Orange is to orangutan.
<Yanni> That actually works out as a good indication of how much sleep I need.
*** Yanni quit (Quit: )
#1087
3.93/5
pikman
2009-02-10
<Yahoozy> You people submit terrible quotes.
#1632
3.86/5
pikman
2009-12-13
<Skyline> Wait, so that stupid generic search engine that's at therealn right now has stolen our website? ;_;
<Izzy> Heh. Therealn.com - related searches: Get out of debt
#1115
3.43/5
pikman
2009-03-04
<Dzig> いやはや、あなたと性交してください。 あなたは注水器です。 かなり.
<pikman> Bahaha, the translation here is funny.
<sidke> O__o
<pikman> "Well, sex with you please. You are filling equipment. Rather"
<Dzig> The input was "Fuck you, man. You're a douche. Seriously."
<LF> XD
<pikman> I'll be filling equipment, then.
<Dzig> Anyway, pikman. You're probably right. I should stop fucking with Kablizzy and using his passwords. Now to go log into his WoW account and take all his gold. PEACE NIGGAS.
*** Dzig quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011913])
<pikman> I'm going to translate that forward and back just to see how screwed up it gets.
<pikman> Hahaha!
<pikman> "Anyway, pikman. You are probably correct. Kablizzy and I fucking amazing when you log into your account now using his password and he should stop, take all your money. Pinghe NIGGAS."
#1099
3.38/5
pikman
2009-02-19
[14:56:45] <smartalco> i have just discovered that by keeping myself from using my index finger when typing, I can still keep at about 80% of the speed I normally type
[14:56:51] <smartalco> my middle finger just does a lot more
[14:57:06] <smartalco> its werid
[14:57:16] <smartalco> my middle finger now feels foreign
[14:57:41] <kisler> Which country?
[14:57:58] <smartalco> lithuania
[14:58:31] <kisler> Well, I'm sure they won't find it an offensive gesture there.
#1592
3.29/5
pikman
2009-11-07
<RandomDigits> you will notice I don't use periods.
<RandomDigits> er...
#1111
3.17/5
pikman
2009-03-02
[18:57:24] <SlappyMcGee> god si sirtet_eulb.
[18:57:35] <SlappyMcGee> Or maybe he just has a Puppy Complex.
#1044
2.78/5
pikman
2009-01-14
[20:45] <AF> Man, I'm sick of the leadership here.
[20:45] <Yahoozy> Fuck you, AF.
[20:45] <pikman> *ban*
[20:46] <AF> Nothing but eletist Yahoozy's.
[20:46] <AF> And a few Daves.
[20:46] <blue_tetris> There's the fucking door.
[20:46] --- KinGAleX has banned pikman!*@*
[20:46] *** pikman was kicked by KinGAleX (Okay.)
[20:46] !!! You have been kicked from #n
#1255
2.67/5
pikman
2009-05-19
[14:30:04] <@sidke> MORVONE FLIP A COIN
[14:30:04] <morvone> sidke: heads
[14:43:42] <pikman> MORVONE ROLL A DIE
[15:15:24] <pikman> MORVONE FLIP A DIE
[15:15:25] <morvone> pikman: tails
[15:15:29] <pikman> Lol
[15:15:43] <pikman> MORVONE FLIP SIDKE
[15:15:44] <morvone> pikman: heads
[15:15:50] <pikman> Ouch
#1265
2.50/5
pikman
2009-05-28
[21:13:15] <pikman> ~~weather orange county, california
[21:13:16] <sidke> ~~weather orange county, california
[21:13:17] <morvone> pikman: weather: Orange County, California (US county)
[21:13:17] <morvone> sidke: weather: Orange County, California (US county)
[21:13:19] <sidke> *clone*
[21:13:26] <pikman> *doubleclone*
[21:13:31] <pikman> ~~clone
[21:13:34] <morvone> pikman: clone (English word)
[21:13:37] <sidke> ~~define clone
[21:13:38] <morvone> sidke: clone: definitions
[21:13:41] <sidke> .__
[21:13:42] <sidke> .
[21:13:44] <sidke> Lame.
#1584
2.50/5
pikman
2009-11-01
16:55:43 <sidke> toasters
16:55:45 <gloomp> rtopasfder
16:55:49 <sidke> TOASTERS
16:55:50 <gloomp> toasters
16:55:53 <sidke> CHANT
16:55:54 <gloomp> c'mon
16:55:55 <sidke> THE TOASTIES
16:55:58 <sidke> TOASTIES
16:55:59 <sidke> TOASTIES
16:56:01 <sidke> tOASTEIRS
16:56:05 <gloomp> toastars toastars
16:56:06 *** Join: toasters (chatzilla@36df8733.3cbc6b2b.1f5b825b.1d2128X)
16:56:08 <sidke> WOOOWOOWOWO
16:56:20 <gloomp> MINE WAS THE SUCCESSFUL
16:56:29 <sidke> yours was THE GAYYYYYY
16:56:37 <sidke> like BOONOOOOO
16:56:42 <sidke> GAAAAY and SUCCESSFULLLLLL
#1036
2.45/5
pikman
2009-01-12
[19:59] *** Universezero joined #n
[19:59] <Universezero> Hey
[20:02] *** Universezero quit (Quit: Does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the police that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?)
#1674
2.43/5
pikman
2010-01-16
08:37 *** JeRK joined #n
08:37 <JeRK> What's up my bros in refuge
08:38 <SouthyMcGee> http://forum.ninjarobotyeti.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=63
08:38 <SouthyMcGee> *Oh damn
08:38 <SouthyMcGee> What horrid timing, JeRK.
08:39 <Yanni> Hahah.
08:39 <Yanni> I like that page in retronet.
08:39 <Yanni> CONTACT FAT JERK
08:39 <SouthyMcGee> Hahahahhaahhaa.
08:40 <Yanni> And yes I did just give myself a custom title because I am indeed a fat jerk.

[ What we were all looking at - http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp65/kisler0/IMG0001.jpg ]
#1109
2.14/5
pikman
2009-03-01
[15:22:25] <+kisler> ♪♫
[15:22:38] <@sidke> Hahah...
[15:22:40] <@sidke> This town needs...
[15:22:46] <+kisler> OLD DUDE
[15:22:50] <@sidke> AN ENEMA
[15:23:22] <@sidke> Old dude... Enema... Not good words to follow each other.
[15:23:33] <+Pixon> <3 sidke
[15:23:55] <+Pixon> WHERE'S THE BATCAVE?
[15:24:06] <@sidke> Yes... She's so old that she /is/ GRAYED.
#1120
2.00/5
pikman
2009-03-06
[08:49:23] <Alphy> Alphy!
[08:50:43] <kisler> Alphy Squadron?
[08:52:50] * Alphy puts on flight helmet
[08:53:09] <Alphy> *SKRRCH* Uh, this is Alphy squadron, we have visual on target. Over *SKRRCH*
[08:53:20] <kisler> *barrel rolls*
[08:53:36] * kisler swerves left
[08:54:33] * Alphy uses HYPER BEAM
[08:54:39] <Alphy> Critical hit!
[08:54:55] * kisler uses a Hyper Potion!
[08:55:06] <kisler> Alphy must wait one turn for cooldown
[08:55:13] * Joins: faemir (faemir@wpe-FF226D9D.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
[08:55:21] * kisler charges SOLARBEAM
[08:55:45] <Alphy> Aww, godfuck.
[08:56:02] * Alphy uses RAIN DANCE
[08:56:10] <kisler> It is raining.
[08:56:24] * kisler launches SOLARBEAM at faemir!
[08:56:40] <kisler> But it failed!
[08:57:17] <kisler> ;_;
[08:57:18] * Quits: Yanni (SoY@45CD8674.F2BB0DB0.30B1060.IP) (Quit: )
[08:57:20] * Alphy uses SURF
[08:57:36] <kisler> blublublubulblublublublublublub
[08:57:58] <kisler> It's raining, so it's extra effective!
[08:58:09] <Alphy> ^_^
[08:58:12] * kisler fainted
[08:58:29] <kisler> Use Next Pokemon? [Yes/No]
[08:58:47] <kisler> Yes! I choose you, Salamence!
[08:58:57] <kisler> *poof* RAWR
[08:59:04] <Alphy> O_O
[08:59:19] <kisler> You're up, my turn was switching.
[08:59:25] * Alphy uses ICE BEAM
[08:59:33] <Tanner> Ha! 4x!
[08:59:34] <Alphy> It's super effective!
[08:59:36] <kisler> It's uber effective!
[09:00:00] <Alphy> I have such a dysfunctional moveset, apparently. Hyper beam, rain dance, surf, ice beam.
[09:00:02] <kisler> Salamence is frozen! It won't be able to move!
[09:00:11] * kisler uses Full Restore!
[09:00:28] <Tanner> That's not a bad moveset, Alphy.
[09:00:30] <kisler> Salamence recovers 1892843853259358 HP!
[09:00:37] * Alphy goes through SALAMENCE'S pockets!
[09:00:38] <Tanner> I'm assuming you have high Sp. Atk.
[09:00:42] * Alphy finds $21!
[09:00:44] <kisler> Aww, damn.
[09:00:54] <kisler> I WANTED THAT FOR A SODA
[09:01:08] <Tanner> Dude, sodas are 300 dollars.
[09:01:09] * kisler points to the rulebook
[09:01:19] * Alphy HYPER BEAMS the rulebook
[09:01:27] <Alphy> :D
[09:01:39] <kisler> Can you buy me a new rulebook?
[09:01:45] <kisler> Plz.
[09:01:54] <Alphy> Grr.
[09:01:58] <Tanner> Not yet.
[09:02:00] <Alphy> It's still usable
[09:02:03] <Alphy> It's just...
[09:02:06] <Tanner> Alphy has to recharge.
[09:02:08] * kisler uses METEOR MASH
[09:02:24] <Alphy> Okay, to be fair. I turned your rulebook to vapor. But you don't have to be so whiny about it.
[09:02:26] <Alphy> :p
[09:02:30] <kisler> It's regularly effective.
[09:02:58] <kisler> And sodas are $350 in Diamond. Y'know, the economy.
[09:03:01] <Alphy> Meteor mash sounds likea dance from the 60s where everybody was all big into outer space
[09:03:15] * Alphy must recharge!
[09:03:28] * kisler uses TORMENT
[09:03:41] <kisler> Alphy can't use HYPER BEAM twice in a row!
[09:03:53] <Alphy> Fair 'nuff
[09:03:57] * Alphy uses ICE BEAM
[09:04:13] <kisler> It's super effective! (still)
[09:04:24] <kisler> SHOOM SHOOM SHOOM SHOOM
[09:04:27] * kisler faints.
[09:04:38] <kisler> Player defeated kisler!
[09:04:41] <Alphy> Yayz
[09:04:54] <kisler> $-21 was obtained for winning!
[09:05:03] <kisler> I'd like my money back, plz.
[09:05:03] <Alphy> D:<
[09:05:21] * Alphy snorted SLEEP POWDER
[09:05:24] * Alphy whited out!
[09:05:36] <kisler> Alphy dropped $17...
[09:05:57] <kisler> Trainers do that often. They drop their money when trying to run away.
[09:05:58] <Alphy> I need the other 4 for a bus ticket
[09:06:05] <kisler> Really. Ever thought of pockets?
[09:06:15] <kisler> And the cable car is free.
[09:06:24] <Alphy> This is a...special bus
[09:06:35] <Alphy> Now drag my ass back to the Pokemon center
[09:06:35] <kisler> The world is a special bus!
[09:07:13] * kisler drags Alphy to a pick-up truck, throws him in the back, and drives off into the sunset.
[09:07:23] * Parts: kisler (uber_faila@wpe-471CDB64.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) (#N)
#1123
1.86/5
pikman
2009-03-08
* Joins: Izzy (Izzy@wpe-6B561C27.ppp.northrock.bm)
<Izzy> You suck.
<@Nspired> Yay!!
* Parts: Izzy (Izzy@wpe-6B561C27.ppp.northrock.bm) (#Nspired)
#1259
1.75/5
pikman
2009-05-23
[21:24:48] <@sidke> morvone, choose sidke, palemoon, Riobe, Blackson , Inspired|Gone , Lightning , mahi|away , maxson924 , morvone , pikman , RandomDigits
[21:24:50] <morvone> sidke: mahi|away
[21:24:56] <@sidke> Lol.
[21:24:57] * mahi|away was kicked by palemoon (palemoon)
[21:24:58] <@Riobe> ...
[21:24:59] <Lightning> o_O
[21:25:02] <@palemoon> russian roulette
[21:25:03] <Lightning> Haha
[21:25:03] <+Blackson> hahahhaahah
[21:25:05] <+Blackson> Russian
[21:25:07] <+Blackson> Damn you!
[21:25:08] <@sidke> morvone, choose sidke, palemoon, Riobe, Blackson , Inspired|Gone , Lightning , maxson924 , morvone , pikman , RandomDigits
[21:25:09] <morvone> sidke: Inspired|Gone
[21:25:12] <Lightning> Yay
[21:25:13] * Inspired|Gone was kicked by palemoon (palemoon)
[21:25:14] <@Riobe> ...
[21:25:14] <@sidke> Bye bye.
[21:25:15] <pikman> Wow
[21:25:19] <@sidke> morvone, choose sidke, palemoon, Riobe, Blackson , Lightning , maxson924 , morvone , pikman , RandomDigits
[21:25:20] <@Riobe> Are you kidding me? ;_;
[21:25:21] <morvone> sidke: morvone
[21:25:23] <@sidke> Lol
[21:25:23] <maxson924> this is fun :D
[21:25:24] * morvone was kicked by sidke (sidke)
#1096
1.56/5
pikman
2009-02-17
[21:06:35] <kislework> What does eochy do now?
[21:06:41] <@sidke> Logs.
[21:07:39] <@sidke> It'll log "nick joins channel" instead of "nick JOIN channel" and "nick is now known as nick" instead of "nick NICK :nick" and "nick has quit: message" instead of "nick QUIT :message"
[21:07:58] <@sidke> Purely cosmetic purposes for logging.
[21:08:06] <kislework> Yay, logging.
[21:08:11] <@sidke> Yes, yay, logging.
[21:08:13] <@sidke> Logging is good.
[21:08:21] <kislework> "Cutting down forests, one tree at a time."
#1055
1.50/5
pikman
2009-01-18
[16:10:59] * sidke writes up the code.
[16:12:27] <pikman> !movie
[16:12:29] <@morvone> Next scheduled movie: "No Sex Last Night aka Double-Blind" (1992) by Sophie Calle and Gregory Shephard
[16:12:29] <@morvone> Link: http://www.ubu.com/film/calle_double.html
[16:12:38] * Parts: Radium (44e1ff75@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com)
[16:12:54] <@sidke> Crap
[16:12:57] <@sidke> It didn't work.
[16:17:10] <@sidke> !loginmessage I like the part where they make out.
[16:17:14] * Parts: sidke (sidke@wpe-C31B5BD.sip.cae.bellsouth.net)
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[16:17:14] * ChanServ sets mode: +o sidke
[16:17:19] <@sidke> >___>
[16:17:24] <@sidke> We must try again.
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[16:19:10] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo gloomp gloomp
[16:19:16] <@gloomp> D:::::::::
[16:19:21] <@sidke> I'M WORKING ON IT
[16:20:46] <@sidke> !loginmessage I like the part where they make out.
[16:20:49] * Parts: sidke (sidke@wpe-C31B5BD.sip.cae.bellsouth.net)
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[16:20:49] * ChanServ sets mode: +o sidke
[16:20:53] <@sidke> >__>
[16:21:42] <@sidke> !loginmessage I like the part where they make out.
[16:21:42] * Parts: sidke (sidke@wpe-C31B5BD.sip.cae.bellsouth.net)
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[16:21:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +o sidke
[16:21:47] <@sidke> Come on...
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[16:22:20] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo gloomp gloomp
[16:22:26] <@gloomp> D::::::
[16:22:26] <pikman> !loginmessage This function is the one that's screwed up, right?
[16:22:33] <@sidke> SHUDDUP
[16:22:36] <@sidke> I'm WORKING ON IT
[16:22:40] <@sidke> !loginmessage I like the part where they make out.
[16:22:41] * Parts: sidke (sidke@wpe-C31B5BD.sip.cae.bellsouth.net)
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[16:22:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +o sidke
[16:22:45] <@sidke> D:<
[16:22:46] <@sidke> D:<
[16:22:47] <@sidke> D:<
[16:22:56] <pikman> DDDDDDDDDD:
[16:22:58] <@sidke> I'm trying to make it overly complicated...
[16:23:02] <@sidke> I shall make it simple.
[16:23:09] <@gloomp> !loginmessage D:<
[16:23:12] <@sidke> OOOOOH.
[16:23:16] <@sidke> I KNOW WHY HAHAHA
[16:23:16] <@gloomp> Try now.
[16:23:20] <pikman> !loginmessage Sex.
[16:23:46] <@sidke> !loginmessage Sex.
[16:23:51] * Parts: sidke (sidke@wpe-C31B5BD.sip.cae.bellsouth.net)
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[16:23:51] <@morvone> Sex.
[16:23:53] <@gloomp> Sex.
[16:23:53] <@sidke> HAHA.
[16:23:59] <pikman> Mwahahaha
[16:24:00] <@sidke> SUCCESS
[16:24:18] <pikman> Why is gloomp in here twice?
[16:24:20] * Parts: gloomp (chatzilla@wpe-4C57F651.cable.mindspring.com) (cycling)
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[16:24:23] <gloomp> I like the part where they make out.
[16:24:28] * sidke laughs at gloomp.
[16:24:32] <pikman> Nice try.
[16:24:36] <gloomp> Wht?
[16:24:41] <@sidke> I'm rewriting it.
[16:24:46] <gloomp> I though I had the right one copied.
[16:24:48] <gloomp> D:<
[16:24:53] <pikman> Kick me so I can try it when you're done.
[16:24:56] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo gloomp gloomp
[16:25:08] <pikman> What's +q?
[16:25:21] * You were kicked from #cinema by gloomp (so I can try it when you're done.)
[16:25:22] * Joined #cinema as pikman (pikman@wpe-471CDB64.hsd1.pa.comcast.net)
[16:25:22] * Topic is 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8DOQFccj00 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POl3eD6IJ7A NSFW | http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr321/Turiski/Picture2-1.png | If Morvone is here, you may type !movie for the next movie being watched and !watching for the movie currently being watched. | sidke 3-4PM'
[16:25:22] * Set by sidke on 1/18/2009 12:04:56 PM
[16:25:44] <pikman> Didn't work. Wait until sidke is back.
[16:25:49] <@sidke> !joinmessage testing
[16:25:56] <@sidke> O_o
[16:25:57] <pikman> Now kick me.
[16:26:01] <@sidke> !loginmessage testing
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[16:26:04] <@morvone> testing
[16:26:08] <@sidke> !loginmessage testing2
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[16:26:12] <@morvone> testing2
[16:26:14] <@sidke> Yup.
[16:26:18] <@sidke> It works HAHA
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[16:26:29] * Topic is 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8DOQFccj00 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POl3eD6IJ7A NSFW | http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr321/Turiski/Picture2-1.png | If Morvone is here, you may type !movie for the next movie being watched and !watching for the movie currently being watched. | sidke 3-4PM'
[16:26:29] * Set by sidke on 1/18/2009 12:04:56 PM
[16:26:30] <@morvone> testing2
[16:26:30] * You were kicked from #cinema by gloomp (NO I WILL NOT)
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[16:26:31] * Topic is 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8DOQFccj00 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POl3eD6IJ7A NSFW | http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr321/Turiski/Picture2-1.png | If Morvone is here, you may type !movie for the next movie being watched and !watching for the movie currently being watched. | sidke 3-4PM'
[16:26:31] * Set by sidke on 1/18/2009 12:04:56 PM
[16:26:31] <@morvone> testing2
[16:26:33] <pikman> YES
[16:26:45] <pikman> That was hilarious
[16:26:59] <@sidke> !loginmessage
[16:27:00] <pikman> Gloomp kicked me within 1 second of joining.
[16:27:03] <@sidke> !loginmessage blah
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[16:27:06] <@morvone> blah
[16:27:08] <@sidke> !loginmessage
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[16:27:09] <pikman> !loginmessage Sex.
[16:27:12] <@sidke> Hah.
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[16:27:25] * Topic is 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8DOQFccj00 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POl3eD6IJ7A NSFW | http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr321/Turiski/Picture2-1.png | If Morvone is here, you may type !movie for the next movie being watched and !watching for the movie currently being watched. | sidke 3-4PM'
[16:27:25] * Set by sidke on 1/18/2009 12:04:56 PM
[16:27:30] <pikman> D:<
[16:27:48] <@sidke> Ops only, or /any/ idiot could come in here and change it.
[16:28:17] <@sidke> ...
[16:28:23] <pikman> Make sure half-ops can't use it either
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[16:28:25] <@morvone> /any/ idiot could come in here and change it.
[16:28:31] <@sidke> .
[16:28:34] <@gloomp> Hahahahha.
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[16:28:35] <@morvone> /any/ idiot could come in here and change it.
[16:28:35] <pikman> HAHAHAHA
[16:28:39] <@sidke> !loginmessage
[16:28:42] <pikman> You idiot.
[16:28:56] <@gloomp> !loginmessage !loginmessage
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[16:29:09] <@gloomp> ;_;
[16:29:10] <@sidke> Disabled.
[16:29:14] <@sidke> Because seriously...
[16:29:18] <@sidke> >___>
[16:29:20] <pikman> It's annoying.
#1299
1.50/5
pikman
2009-06-16
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[12:12:43] <pikman> PALEMOON!
[12:12:53] <ChrisE> palemoon!?
[12:12:57] <@palemoon> ;-;
[12:13:22] <pikman> Oh wait, I have to do my thing.
[12:13:29] <pikman> A wild PALEMOON appeared!
[12:13:48] <ChrisE> O_O
[12:13:52] <@palemoon> PALEMOON uses TELEPORT!
[12:13:54] * Quits: palemoon (evil_empir@scave-912E394E.hsd1.co.comcast.net) (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.11/2009060215])
#1035
1.44/5
pikman
2009-01-11
[18:08] <Player_03> pikman: /me doesn't get anyone's attention, though it does display your name differently.
[18:08] *** Sucker is now known as Sucker|sleeping
[18:08] pikman is having hot sex
[18:08] <pikman> I beg to differ.
#1074
1.44/5
pikman
2009-01-28
<Snuggletummy> hat do you get when I combine a Screwdriver and a Dildo?
<Snuggletummy> What*
<Snuggletummy> A Drilldo.
<PALEMOON> Dohohohohoh
<jtbandes> Hi.
<Snuggletummy> Hello.
<Vyacheslav> Hmm.
<Vyacheslav> Drilldo sounds like a sexual torture device.
<Vyacheslav> I can see it now.
<Vyacheslav> "Woman fucked with a drilldo."
#1295
1.43/5
pikman
2009-06-15
[11:53:56] <@sidke> Hey wanna know how much the collegefags stole from me?
[11:54:05] <pikman> $46,000?
[11:54:08] <@morvone> pikman: 46 [46, 0]
[11:54:14] <pikman> Lol
[11:54:14] <@sidke> Haha
[11:54:16] <ChrisE> O____O
[11:54:17] <@sidke> Collegefags stole $695 from me.
#1228
1.29/5
pikman
2009-05-03
[14:26] <Blackson> You dirty Californian's and your pacific daylight time.
[14:27] <Blackson> Us on the East Coast, we've got it made.
[14:27] <gloomp> Hahahaha.
[14:27] <gloomp> He's in Oregon.
[14:27] <gloomp> Sillyhead.
[14:27] <Blackson> SAME THING
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[14:27] <sidke> PST nonetheless.
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[14:27] <southpaw> D:<
[14:27] <palemoon> i'm in the middle
[14:27] <palemoon> therefore, i am the best
[14:27] <southpaw> Blackson, don't ever say that Oregon is like California ever again.
[14:27] <Blackson> Haha
[14:27] <southpaw> palemoon, where are you?
[14:27] <Blackson> Don't hate me because I'm black
[14:27] <palemoon> CO
[14:27] <southpaw> oh nice.
[14:28] <southpaw> I'm gonna be in Kansas this summer. Not /that/ far away!
[14:28] <Blackson> So sidke, you're moving to PALEMOON's state?
[14:28] <Riobe> COLOR
[14:28] <sidke> OREAGONE IZ LEIK CAHLUFORNY
[14:28] <Riobe> I NEED A COLOUR
[14:28] <Riobe> FOR MOUNTAINS
[14:28] <Blackson> We should all meet up.
[14:28] <Riobe> SOMEONE CHOOSE
[14:28] <palemoon> hell yeah
[14:28] <sidke> Yes, I am leaving you to be with PALEMOON, blackson.
[14:28] <palemoon> we should party
[14:28] <Riobe> BLUE OR GRAY
[14:28] <southpaw> Riobe: orange cream
[14:28] <Blackson> ;_;
[14:28] <Riobe> lol
[14:28] <Riobe> Okay.
[14:28] <palemoon> UNS UNS UNS UNS
[14:28] <Riobe> lol
[14:28] <Blackson> We were only two states away all this time...
[14:29] *** southpaw is now known as southpawPOWPOW
[14:29] <sidke> PRISONEROFWARPRISONEROFWAR
[14:29] <sidke> I think Pawz is trying to tell up something.
[14:29] <sidke> us*
[14:29] <palemoon> he needs our help
[14:29] <palemoon> call now on the toll free hotline
[14:29] <Blackson> Yeah
[14:29] <Blackson> 911
[14:29] <palemoon> and you can donate anywhere from one dollar to 50
[14:29] <palemoon> to help him
[14:30] <Blackson> "Yeah, my friend I met on the internet is a prisoner of war, and he needs your help!"
[14:30] <Blackson> "Where is he at?"
[14:30] <Blackson> "Oregon"
[14:30] <Blackson> "..."
[14:30] <palemoon> god damn oregon
[14:30] <palemoon> i knew it was a sinister state fromt he very beginning
[14:30] <palemoon> but now how can we stop its vile plans from reaching fruition?
[14:31] <palemoon> only time will tell in this heart-stopping edge of your seat white knuckle thrillride to the death
[14:31] <palemoon> don't miss the killer sequel, coming out this fall
#1641
1.12/5
pikman
2009-12-21
*** Topic changed to "An IRC game is being formed by me of incredible proportions. There will be drama, sex, scandal, and murder. Coming soon." by Animator

...

*** Topic changed to "Game is currently in progress. Join us and wait for the next game! http://www.mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Newbie_Guide" by Animator
#1041
0.90/5
pikman
2009-01-12
[15:36] <gloomp> Wow.
[15:36] <gloomp> My mom is the greatest.
[15:36] <gloomp> She just gave me a bent spoon.
[15:36] <gloomp> A BENT SPOON
[15:36] <CF> Oh, there is a spoon.
[15:37] <gloomp> Like, the handle is bent a quarter way up.
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[15:39] <LF> bwuh
[15:39] <LF> why did mirc quit?
[15:39] <pikman> Because gloomp said "spoon"
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[15:39] <canned> and now you said it
[15:40] <gloomp> SPOON
[15:40] <pikman> spoonspoonspoonspoonspoon
[15:40] <pikman> spoonityspoonspoon
[15:40] <gloomp> SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
[15:40] <canned> maybe it was the confirmation of existance of spoon
[15:41] <pikman> SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
[15:41] <gloomp> Maybe it was "handle."
[15:41] <pikman> No, it was SPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
#1529
0.86/5
pikman
2009-09-18
09/09/17 20:45:06 <pikman> Hey guys, you know about the EnigmA puzzle, right?
09/09/17 20:45:20 <palemoon> it's you
09/09/17 20:45:21 <palemoon> lol
09/09/17 20:45:29 <toasters> pikman
09/09/17 20:45:31 <toasters> too easy
09/09/17 20:45:34 <toasters> try harder next time
09/09/17 20:45:35 <pikman> Well, I think something is up with the ending of the world.
09/09/17 20:45:42 <palemoon> i saw it RIGHT FROM THE START
09/09/17 20:45:47 <pikman> Actually, it's not me. IP-check.
09/09/17 20:45:50 <palemoon> NOTHING GETS PAST ME!
09/09/17 20:45:51 <toasters> it's an anagram of imagine
09/09/17 20:45:57 <toasters> you can have that
09/09/17 20:46:01 <pikman> No, you need another I.
09/09/17 20:46:08 <toasters> dang
09/09/17 20:46:09 <palemoon> i'm pretty sure enigma is pikman spelled backwards
09/09/17 20:46:14 <palemoon> so you've been had
09/09/17 20:46:14 <pikman> lululul
#1050
0.71/5
pikman
2009-01-16
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[20:15] <Izzy> Hello.
#1030
0.60/5
pikman
2009-01-11
[23:12] <victim> I personally kissed Dave's ass.
[23:13] <Axonn> Hm.
[23:13] <Animator> Victim, ass kissing will only get you so far.