It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #2678 4.64/5 ortsz 2012-11-25 |
[May 24 2009 00:19:55] <KinGAleX> gloomp is one of those guys who is more a community man than a mapper or a highscorer. [May 24 2009 00:20:00] <KinGAleX> He is a cornerstone. [May 24 2009 00:20:08] <KinGAleX> Actually, more of an edge piece. [May 24 2009 00:20:15] <KinGAleX> Seeing as there are only usually four corners. [May 24 2009 00:20:21] <gloomp> Mmhmm. [May 24 2009 00:20:45] <Leaff> gloomp would be the fifth corner. [May 24 2009 00:21:02] <blue_tetris> If he becomes jaded, self-righteous, and hateful, there just might be a slot in global mods for him. |
| #2716 4.58/5 ortsz 2012-12-24 |
[23:06:23] <Paradox> ourtsz… can i DED a shitty N-art to you? [23:07:11] <saxomat> Always. [23:11:02] <Paradox> http://www.nmaps.net/224951 [23:11:36] <saxomat> 0aved [23:13:51] <Paradox> I would have been slightly happier if you hadn't actually rated 0 |
| #2599 4.56/5 ortsz 2012-07-04 |
<Paradigm> == How many years will Yanni live for? <Box> 0 <oughts> D: <Yanni> Wow uh <Yanni> That is a pretty brutal script you got there |
| #2660 4.55/5 ortsz 2012-11-13 |
<oughts> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychology_of_music_preference <Box> Many research studies have used the Big Five personality traits as their measures for personality, which breaks personality down into five categories: Openness to experience, Agreeableness, Extraversion, Neuroticism, and Conscientiousness. In general, the Plasticity traits (Openness to experience and Extraversion) affect music preference more than the Stability traits (Agreeableness, Neuroticism, and Conscientiousness), but each trait, except for conscientiousness (which has <oughts> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pro-Life_(politician) <Box> Pro-Life (born Marvin Thomas Richardson; August 5, 1941) is an Idaho politician and organic strawberry farmer known for his strong opposition to abortion, which inspired him to change his name. He lives in Gem County, Idaho. He has made several unsuccessful runs for political office in Idaho and has been labeled a perennial candidate. Having stated his intention to continue running for office until his death, Pro-Life was a candidate for Idaho's 1st congressional district in <oughts> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiro_Sato <Box> Jiro Sato (ä½è—¤ 次郎, SatÅ JirÅ?, Japanese pronunciation: [ˈdÊ’i.ɾo ˈsÉ‘t̪o]; January 5, 1908 – April 5, 1934) was a Japanese tennis player. He was ranked World No. 3 in 1933, but committed suicide in the Strait of Malacca during his trip to the Davis Cup in 1934. * Box (Box@Bitch.Box) has left #n (Error: oughts) |
| #2229 4.54/5 ortsz 2011-01-24 |
* KinGAleX (alexkuchar@scave-C10553E9.rdl800.qld.optusnet.com.au) has joined #n * ChanServ sets mode +a #n KinGAleX * ChanServ gives channel operator status to KinGAleX <ukw> that's kingalex <chaochui> That's right! Good boy, ukw. <ukw> oh, boy, do i love cocks. <chaochui> :( |
| #797 4.53/5 ortsz 2008-09-04 |
<maestro> Eugh. <maestro> Google Chrome doesn't ask where it gets installed. <arachnid> Stop complaining and take it, bitch. <arachnid> The above comment should not be construed as an official communication from Google, Inc. |
| #2605 4.50/5 ortsz 2012-07-23 |
<oughts> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDojaBI2TFk <blue_tetris> There's nothing good about who you've become, maestro. |
| #1730 4.48/5 ortsz 2010-02-14 |
* Pheidi (Pheidi@scave-C1518AE2.medford.tufts.edu) has joined #n <Yanni> Pheidi! <Pheidi> ^_^ <Yanni> Wait! <Pheidi> Oh! <Yanni> Before I forget! I always forget! <Yanni> You run, or used to run, right? <Pheidi> Still running, but recovering from surgery, so a little of both. <Yanni> :( <Orange> :( <Yanni> Well, uh, is your quit message a very subtle pun of some sort? <Pheidi> Yes. <Yanni> Wooo! <Pheidi> Teehee. <Yanni> That makes me happy. <Pheidi> It makes me happy that you get it. :) <Yanni> :) <kkstrong> First time I saw that I -laughed- -out- -loud- <kkstrong> It really is a nice pun <Pheidi> Saw what? <Pheidi> Oh. Thank you. <kkstrong> your quit message <Pheidi> :D <Orange> Hurry up and quit so I can see it. <Orange> :D <Orange> :D? <kkstrong> NEVER <Pheidi> You'll see it soon enough. <Orange> Okay. ... * Pheidi sigh. <Pheidi> Alrighty, time for bed. <Why_Me> Night <kai|KF> peace <Pheidi> 'night, folks. <Pheidi> Orange, here comes the quit message... <flag> night <Orange> :D * bok_choy rolls drums. * Orange drums rolls. * Pheidi has quit (Connection reset by peer) |
| #2350 4.48/5 ortsz 2011-05-28 |
<oughts> My finger is vibrating periodically. <oughts> Like a phone. <halifax> Ring finger? |
| #1348 4.45/5 ortsz 2009-07-06 |
<isaacx> anyone wanna talk to me? <AlliedEnvy> What's up, isaacx? <isaacx> nothing? |
| #2676 4.45/5 ortsz 2012-11-25 |
<Aidiera> Ahaha, so I'm watching my map-making video. And my dad walks in the room and says, "Now the game plays itself, huh?" <Aidiera> This is while I'm still on the YouTube page, mind you. <Tanner> Haha, it's funny because your father is trying to desperately to connect with a son whom he feels is slowly slipping away from him but his understanding of the things that interest his son is out-dated and incomplete. <Tanner> Also, he thinks his son might be gay. |
| #746 4.45/5 ortsz 2008-07-20 |
<arachnid> You know, I'm not usually one to dick-swing, but... <arachnid> I'm a professional software engineer. I work at Google. Goo-fucking-oogle. I think I know what I'm talking about. |
| #2456 4.43/5 ortsz 2011-10-31 |
[22:25:04] <horrorfax> I want to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon. [22:25:39] <oughts> Still, that was a noble attempt. [22:33:04] <horrorfax> I'm not even going to try to top that. [22:33:07] <horrorfax> Well done. [22:33:20] <horrorfax> That's a lie. I tried to top it for seven minutes. |
| #1974 4.43/5 ortsz 2010-08-08 |
<gloomp> Do you have this, Leaff? It's pretty good. <Leaff> No and I'm not getting it because you're a jerk <gloomp> Fiiiiiiiiiiine. <gloomp> I'll just put it on that list you want for the next free leech. <Leaff> I'm not going to ask you next freeleech. <Leaff> Because you /suck/. <gloomp> Oh, really now because I can tell you that last night it was your mother who was sucking. <Leaff> Crude. <Leaff> Typical of someone who /sucks/. <gloomp> It was obvious, yes. But at least it wasn't fat, like your mother. <Leaff> That was really bad. <gloomp> At least it wasn't your mother. <Leaff> You're right, it was yours. <gloomp> That may be, but at least /I have friends/. <Leaff> Like your mother? <Leaff> I'm so sorry. <gloomp> No, like your mother. Or, well, I suppose she is a "friend with benefits." <Leaff> You know what. <Leaff> You /suck/. <gloomp> Oh, really now because I can tell you that last night it was your mother who was sucking. |
| #2539 4.43/5 ortsz 2012-02-14 |
~Wherein the bots engage in some freeform philosopoetic riffing à la "I feel like..."~ <cradle> it's 9:30, i'd never played harvest moon? <ShawnMichaels> it's 9:30, and he's subtle <Kurai> it's 9:30, i'd never live for the culture and shit? <ukw> it's 9:30, i'd never work, yahoozy <ukw> it's 9:30, i'd never played a link by him, before witnesses, that: bullshit <cradle> round boobs before pushing a positive attitude, played new vegas? <cradle> it's 9:30, i'd never achieved his title <Kurai> it's 9:30, i'd never work, yahoozy <cradle> it's 9:30, i'd never work, yahoozy <Kurai> it's 9:30, i'd never work, yahoozy <ukw> it's 9:30, and he's subtle than anything religion. <cradle> it's 9:30, i'd never work, yahoozy |
| #1593 4.42/5 ortsz 2009-11-07 |
<incluye> /hop and /quit were sitting in a boat. /hop fell out. Who was left? * kk|away has quit (Quit: ) |
| #2127 4.41/5 ortsz 2010-11-15 |
<krusch> I used z-snap on the clitoris, by the way. <krusch> I don't need a grid to tell me where that is. B) |
| #2189 4.40/5 ortsz 2010-12-28 |
<krusch> I'm so high. <krusch> team krusch blasting off again |
| #2163 4.37/5 ortsz 2010-12-11 |
[ukw is a bot.] <reventronium> 488. Two sessions in 1956 with the Miles Davis Quintent produced four albums. Which of the following was not one of them: Cookin' with the Miles Davis Quintent, Boppin' with the Miles Davis Quintent, Relaxin' with the Miles Davis Quintent, Workin' with the Miles Davis Quintent, or Steamin' with the Miles Davis Quintent? <halifax> steamin' <halifax> It's obviously cookin' <halifax> but i've used my first guess <RandomDigits> Cookin'? <reventronium> Two down. <halifax> well fuck me in the anus with a moist mackerel <reventronium> No thanks. <halifax> it's an expression <reventronium> In Serbia maybe. <ukw> think i might be #2 maybe. <reventronium> AHAHAHAHA <reventronium> UKW 1 <ukw> ahahahaha <ukw> how have a 1 minute and listen to this later. <halifax> wow <halifax> wow what <ukw> wow with britney spears, panic at the most abundant metal in the earth's escape velocity [ukw got the question right.] |
| #1335 4.37/5 ortsz 2009-07-01 |
* Zilla (Zilla@B5FE3FDF.F8316740.182251FB.IP) has joined #n * Jesus (ChrisE@scave-DFAFD566.bb.sky.com) has joined #n <Zilla> Oh shit, Jesus, you tracked me down. <Jesus> oh fuck <Zilla> Sorry for being such a heathen and everything. * Jesus is now known as ChrisE <ChrisE> I apologise to any Christians or Catholics :/ <SlappyMcGee> Accepted. <ChrisE> thanks... <SlappyMcGee> Except that I'm not. <ortsz> Since Catholics aren't real Christians. <ChrisE> I didn't say they were :/ |
| #1939 4.36/5 ortsz 2010-07-21 |
<LF> Guys you know those ebook reader things <LF> kindle, sony reader etc. <LF> do you know of a good one with colour capabilities? <LF> So I can read comics on it as well <Yanni> iPad would be my immediate suggestion <LF> I don't have that kind of money >_> <mr_trousers> Oooh my journalism department's getting some ipads. <mr_trousers> Can't wait to play around with them. <Yanni> With a name like mr_trousers I'm going to have to ask if you're still talking about iPads. <mr_trousers> Psh. I may take shit for this nick but it's worth it. <Yanni> With a name like mr_trousers I'm going to have to ask how literal you're being about taking shits. <mr_trousers> Oh shut up. |
| #1897 4.33/5 ortsz 2010-06-28 |
<gloomp> An unintended side effect of my free leech binge last night is now I'm too intimidated to pick something to listen to. <Skyline> My sister took half an hour to tell me she didn't want to go in the pool. u_u <gloomp> It makes me very happy that I have an album called Bottomfeeding Whore now. <gloomp> I feel much more complete. <TELESYNC> (Speaking of Skyline's sister.) <Skyline> s_s <Skyline> She took half an hour yesterday to move her laundry from the washer to the dryer, speaking of my sister doing really awful things in half hours. |
| #1650 4.33/5 ortsz 2009-12-30 |
<KinGAleX> You're like a drunk, sodomised maestro, Obylisk. <bok_choy> What. <Skyline> Hahaha. <Orange> Ahahahahahaha. <SlappyMcGee> How is that any different from maestro? <gloomp> Hahahah. <KinGAleX> If maestro had just downed a bottle of Jack, and had a cock up his arse, you would be similar. * SlappyMcGee imagines maestro on New Year's Eve. <Skyline> That sounds like a not-too-bad New Year's Eve, actually. |
| #1993 4.33/5 ortsz 2010-08-14 |
<Vyacheslav> Hey, whats that website with those Japanese images you were using earlier? <sforzando> dmm.co.jp? It was a porn retailer. <Vyacheslav> Alright thanks. I'll try to navigate the site <sforzando> Uh-huh. <Vyacheslav> This site is so weird/awesome/ambivalent. <Vyacheslav> Where's the torture stuff? <sforzando> Um. |
| #1544 4.32/5 ortsz 2009-09-30 |
<Yanni> So, Google is doing that 100,000 invites thing today for its Wave project. <Yanni> And Samoa just got struck by a tsunami. <Yanni> That is, nature one-upped Google. |
| #1790 4.29/5 ortsz 2010-04-07 |
[Following a discussion of anagrams.] <Orange> Oval Armour Dick, or Radial Rock Ovum? <Orange> Hm. <Orange> Both are pretty awesome. * Quote (baalrog@scave-74EAA6AE.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) has joined #n <AlliedEnvy> Oval Dick Armour. <arid_horn_nuns> Radial Rock Ovum. <Quote> 0_0 |
| #486 4.29/5 ortsz 2008-01-27 |
[00:08:19] * lord_day_ (lord_day@private-A132446E.range81-154.btcentralplus.com) has joined #music [00:10:30] * lord_day has quit (Ping timeout) [00:10:31] * lord_day_ is now known as lord_day [00:10:32] * Kashkin has kicked lord_day from #music (ZOMBIE) [00:10:38] <Kashkin> Ooops. [00:10:39] * lord_day (lord_day@private-A132446E.range81-154.btcentralplus.com) has joined #music [00:10:42] <Kashkin> That was pretty awful timing. |
| #738 4.28/5 ortsz 2008-07-13 |
<atob> *I* don't have a life? <atob> I have 5 naked pigs. <atob> Define 'life' better. |
| #108 4.26/5 ortsz 2007-03-16 |
<Atilla> I never did like soy much. <Atilla> It's the culinary equivalent of Pinnochio. <Atilla> "One day I'll be real food!" |
| #1652 4.25/5 ortsz 2009-12-30 |
<KinGAleX> Man it sucks to not be gay and yet to want to wear a cyan suit. <AlliedEnvy> This is a strange hypothetical. <AlliedEnvy> Do you want to wear a cyan suit? <Tsukatu> There's such a double standard. Just don't worry about it. I want to make out with dudes even though I'm straight. <Tsukatu> People always judge. <Tsukatu> Can't a guy make out with one... <Tsukatu> ...or five dudes, and not be judged for it? <Tsukatu> I mean, really. <AlliedEnvy> No. <Tsukatu> Yeah, you're right. That shit's pretty faggy, KA. <AlliedEnvy> You can't do jack without getting judged for it. <AlliedEnvy> (or for that matter, do Jack) |
| #2335 4.23/5 ortsz 2011-05-08 |
<twilly> I mean, why can't we just support god without going to a fucking building 20 miles down the road? <godless> Why can't we just kill clergymen at whim? <godless> that's what I wanna fucking know. <twilly> because killing is bad, even if they're from the church <godless> haha! <godless> and what band am I listening to? <godless> the killers <godless> oh the irony. <oughts> You should be listening to Alanis Morissette, because that's not irony. <godless> Not a fan, oughts <godless> :P <oughts> I like how my wit is so appreciated. |
| #2213 4.21/5 ortsz 2011-01-16 |
<blue_tetris> Like, the remote was dead, so I said to her "Hey, do you have a pair of double-As." and then laughed abruptly and grabbed her tiny nips. |
| #2808 4.17/5 ortsz 2013-05-13 |
<chiffonade> We should make a #Rose channel so we can talk about music. |
| #700 4.15/5 ortsz 2008-06-15 |
[01:37:16] <Impulse> I wonder who'll be the first to lock that thread? [01:38:57] <TS> Impulse, that wouldn't lead to much if Dave keeps posting. [01:39:14] <Impulse> Well, yeah. [01:39:15] <TS> Well, Dave and maestro. [01:39:35] <Thomas> And mazemaker. [01:39:35] <maestro> Heheh. [01:39:39] <maestro> Uh. [01:39:48] <Impulse> Nah. [01:40:05] <Thomas> I think yeah. [01:40:30] <Thomas> Just cause he thinks he's so cool. [01:40:44] <Impulse> Mmm. Whatever. [01:41:30] * Eiturlyf (chatzilla@wpe-D06EA570.dsl.dynamic.simnet.is) has joined #n [01:41:31] <Thomas> I guess I'm the only mazemaker hater. [01:41:37] <Thomas> OH FUCK [01:41:37] <maestro> Wahahahaha. [01:41:40] <Impulse> Nice timing. [01:41:42] <Impulse> HAHAHAHAHA [01:41:53] <Eiturlyf> >:( |
| #467 4.14/5 ortsz 2008-01-14 |
<TS> darn_hippie, you do not posses the skill to be cool. <darn_hippie> i'm icy chill <TS> QED. <Yanni> Ahahahah. <KinGAleX> Icy chill, eh? <KinGAleX> Sounds like a flavour of Powerade. <KinGAleX> May I drink you? <darn_hippie> you bet <darn_hippie> GAH I MEAN NO |
| #2361 4.14/5 ortsz 2011-06-21 |
[16:43:04] <skyline> I swear, the towns around Melbourne have the best names. [16:43:38] <skyline> Essendon! Ascot Vale! Sunshine West! Fitzroy! [16:43:47] <krusch> Those are burbs, bro. [16:43:48] <KinGAleX> Those are suburbs, skyline. [16:43:49] <oughts> those are not towns [16:43:50] <halifax> Those aren't towns, silly. |
| #2030 4.14/5 ortsz 2010-09-06 |
<flag> 2/3/1959 <Kuri> whats on that date <Kuri> whats going to happen fflag |
| #1309 4.13/5 ortsz 2009-06-21 |
<chained> stop ignoring me * chained slaps Eiskis around a bit with a large trout * chained slaps kk|away around a bit with a large trout * chained slaps Orange around a bit with a large trout * chained slaps Guiseppi around a bit with a large trout * Yanni sets ban on *!my_callist@*.skymesh.net.au * Yanni has kicked chained from #n (Yanni) <Yanni> Sumbitch. <Orange> Lole. <Orange> Nice work. * ortsz removes ban on *!my_callist@*.skymesh.net.au * ortsz sets ban on chained!*@* <ortsz> I want to see how long it takes. <Yanni> Ha. * NOU (pop-star99@scave-E5A9EDBB.skymesh.net.au) has joined #n <Yanni> You're kidding. <NOU> getting back in was easier then i though |
| #1602 4.13/5 ortsz 2009-11-14 |
<LittleViking> AF: One of the times we changed servers, the new server didn't allow four simultaneous connections from one IP. So I couldn't connect Person1, Person2, Person3 and myself at the same time. <FraxHAL> some big system updates, so that's name is btter : colher, spunog, or something ? why would you do such a hassle for me <Orange> Oh, my, god. <Tsukatu> Ahaha. <Tsukatu> Brilliant. <Orange> Make him stop. <FraxHAL> never seem to stop making me sad, Orange |
| #1921 4.11/5 ortsz 2010-07-11 |
<gloomp> [15:02:36] <ukw> what i noticed that his belly and the weirdest fish: a smaller ones on the door, as if your mom. <gloomp> Someone got /burned/. |
| #1714 4.09/5 ortsz 2010-02-08 |
<avatias0> Who wants to collab? <avatias0> #nap <avatias0> Nevermine.... <Lenny> -d. <avatias0> That too. <avatias0> But also, mining is a rather dangerous lifestyle choice. <Lenny> True. <Yanni> Oh, pfft. It's just a miner hazard. |
| #2844 4.09/5 ortsz 2013-12-09 |
<scythe> Let's say I wanted to test, say, a card-playing bot. <scythe> But I would need a bunch of people with nearly unlimited patience... <scythe> unless I connected to the server, say, five times. <chiffonade> Hahaha. <scythe> Would it get mad at me for that? <chiffonade> Oh, that wasn't even going where I thought it would. <halifax> I thought you wanted to make five patient bots. <chiffonade> I was thinking #n-highscores. <halifax> Hahaha. <scythe> Hahahahaha. <scythe> Perfect. |
| #765 4.03/5 ortsz 2008-08-02 |
<spoon> Hey Unreality. <Unreality> hey I know you, I use you to eat the breakfast |
| #779 4.00/5 ortsz 2008-08-17 |
* silence (silence@wpe-39733DD9.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #n <silence> [22:40] <Blackattack> What made it funny was her grammer. DAMN IT THAT ISN'T IRONY! <silence> If he said "spellinng" THAT WOULD BE IRONY. <silence> DAMN IT. * silence has quit (Quit: You can't stop the love!) <Pawz> who was that? |
| #855 4.00/5 ortsz 2008-09-26 |
* rN has quit (Quit: mibbit.com: <censored> IRC. <censored> you all. <censored> ban me if you want. Just <censored> it.) * Yanni sets ban on rN!*@* |
| #1976 4.00/5 ortsz 2010-08-08 |
freenode / ##French --- [19:22:28] <yanni> tu es en france maintenant, |SF|? [19:22:40] <|SnakeFast|> Non yanni [19:22:52] <yanni> ah merde [19:22:58] <|SnakeFast|> Pourquoi ? mountainet / #n --- [19:24:19] <Yanni> i am exhausting my knowledge of gcse french quite rapidly freenode / ##French --- [19:26:19] <yanni> ou est la piscine [19:26:22] <yanni> splish splosh |
| #1908 3.94/5 ortsz 2010-07-03 |
[23:50:10] <Donfuy> and you know what <Donfuy> i have more whiteboards <Donfuy> in the garage <Donfuy> and my brother has one too <TELESYNC> nooo <TELESYNC> oooo <TELESYNC> is this your country's tradition <Donfuy> no <Donfuy> We had a factory <Donfuy> but then <Donfuy> bankruptcy <Donfuy> from the company that was renting the building <Donfuy> so yeah <TELESYNC> Donfuy: http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/978/image000ev.jpg <TELESYNC> Yeah that's right I wrote "you are a slut" in Chinese on my chest. <Donfuy> o_o <Donfuy> you totally spoiled it for me <Donfuy> also, the last one cause it's fucking hard to do these characters, TELESYNC: http://localhostr.com/files/b2d9d8/CIMG1953.JPG <TELESYNC> Yeah, let's leave it at that, because otherwise I'd have to escalate, and I don't think I'm capable of writing legibly on my taint. [00:24:17] <TELESYNC> I am trying to find Chinese people on Omegle to translate that. <TELESYNC> You: http://localhostr.com/files/b2d9d8/CIMG1953.JPG <TELESYNC> Stranger: what? <TELESYNC> You: are you chinese <TELESYNC> Stranger: yep <TELESYNC> Stranger: I see the words <TELESYNC> Stranger: are you crazy? <TELESYNC> You: what does it say <TELESYNC> Stranger: terriblle <TELESYNC> Stranger: terrible <TELESYNC> Stranger: I don't want to say these words <remaniac> Ahahahaha <Donfuy> hahahah [00:56:12] <TELESYNC> Donfuy you said something about my mother. <Donfuy> Do you know the rest of it? <Donfuy> Cause it should be worse than what you are thinking. <TELESYNC> I am working on it. <TELESYNC> This is a very delicate process. <Donfuy> Still on omegle? <TELESYNC> Yes. [01:17:09] <TELESYNC> Still no word on Donfuy's hurtful garbage but I am talking to a Lithuanian who appreciates my ownership of their 2006 Eurovision single. [01:30:46] <TELESYNC> Donfuy I have spent an hour on this. <Donfuy> And you still don't know? <TELESYNC> They run away, man. <Donfuy> o_O <Donfuy> Tell me when you wanna quit, TELESYNC. <TELESYNC> I'm no quitter. <Vyacheslav> You guys collabing? <Donfuy> that's what she said <Donfuy> alternate: we're collabing on your mom [01:38:46] <TELESYNC> Donfuy a Chinese guy wrote it out for me. Google says. <TELESYNC> "Your comrades your mother" <Donfuy> o_o <Donfuy> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <Donfuy> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA <Yahoozy> Dude, Donfuy. Low blow. <Donfuy> Are you not joking, TELESYNC? <TELESYNC> I don't understand your vicious propagandum. <Donfuy> hahahahahaha! <Donfuy> that's just fucking amazing <TELESYNC> Maybe your calligraphy is just so terrible they cannot read it. <TELESYNC> Donfuy this is your fault. <Donfuy> TELESYNC, do you wanna know what's /really/ written on my whiteboard? <TELESYNC> Fucking yes. <TELESYNC> You slut. <Donfuy> You're /gay/ for your mom <Donfuy> YOUR COMRADES <Donfuy> COMRADES ARE GAY <TELESYNC> YOU FUCKER * Donfuy POINTS COMRADES * Donfuy POINTS GAYS * Donfuy JOINS HANDS |
| #1936 3.93/5 ortsz 2010-07-19 |
<Donfuy> what the /fuck/ <Donfuy> "connection problem: can't find the game" <Donfuy> well fuck you too <fawk> That's like your vet saying "medical problem: I've killed your dog" |
| #2473 3.93/5 ortsz 2011-11-19 |
<halifax> Whatever happened to the Metanet topless calender? <halifax> calenfuckingspelling. <zetsurin> Fuck that. Bottomless calendar. <zetsurin> It's edgier. <halifax> Oh god. <zetsurin> Especially edgy considering how many underage members there are. <zetsurin> Hahaha, underage members. <zetsurin> Hahahaha. <Donfuy> Hahahahahahaha <halifax> Hahahahahahahaha. <halifax> i need a lower alcohol tolerance |
| #918 3.92/5 ortsz 2008-10-30 |
<AF> Hahaha, a friend of mine is going to make a poster for my van that says "Shaggin' Waggin'" on it. <`stro> Is your van a dog? <AF> Nope. <AF> I suggested Shaggin' Wagon, but she said she refused to do anything but Waggin'. - The compressed list of wagon puns (in memory of LV) - <`stro> If it's a slow car you could call it a Laggin' Wagon. <Yanni> A fantasy car; a Dragon Wagon. <Yanni> A LotR car; a Baggins' Wagon. <gloomp> A low car; a Draggin' Wagon. <`stro> An older women's car; a Saggin' Wagon. <Yanni> A non-conformist's car; a Means of Transportation. <`stro> A dangerous car; a Zig-zaggin' Wagon. <Yanni> A conceited car; a Braggin' Wagon. <Yanni> A Halo car; a Fraggin' Wagon. <`stro> A childish car; a Taggin' Wagon. <gloomp> A passive-aggressive car; a Naggin' Wagon. <CF> And your wife's car: Naggi-- fuck you, gloomp >:( <Eiturlyf> Bayyyykin' Wagon. <`stro> An insulting car; a Slaggin' Wagon. <Eiturlyf> Halloween car: Pumpkin' Wagon <`stro> A Soviet car; a Gulag-in' Wagon. <`stro> A LittleViking car; a Bodybaggin' Wagon. :( <Yanni> A car pretending to be an Arabian parrot; an Iago-in' Wagon. <AF> The cars at towards the front of trains; Engin' Wagons. <`stro> A German car; an Audi. <`stro> No, seriously. <`stro> A German car; a Reichstag-in' Wagon. <Yanni> A car doing something that's an unnecessarily long word; a Blag-in' Wagon. <gloompkin> A practical joke playing car; an Eggin' Wagon. <AF> A very old MtG car; Bandin' Wagon. <`stro> LittleViking's other car: a Toe-taggin' Wagon. <Yanni> A Czech car; a Prague-in' Wagon. <AF> Middle-class car; Workin' Wagon. <`stro> The International Court of Justice car; The Hague-in' Wagon. <AF> LeVar Burton's car: Readin' Wagon. <Yanni> An unimaginative car; a Wagon Wagon. <`stro> A sweet car; a Wagon Wheel. <lord_day> The insulting car; A Slaggin Wagon. <Yanni> A suffocating car; a Gaggin' Wagon. <`stro> A Hungarian car; a Magyarország-in' Wagon. <CF> Bangin' Wagon? <Yanni> An McP car; a Douchebaggin' Wagon. <AlliedEnvy> Tank; Fraggin' Wagon. <lord_day> A witch in a car: A hag-in-a Wagon <gloompkin> An executioners car; a Hangin' Wagon. <CF> A slow car; Slackin' Wagon <AF> Hag-in-a Wagon is probably the best yet. <`stro> A safe car; an Airbaggin' Wagon. <AlliedEnvy> Drunk fratboy car: Teabaggin' Wagon. <AF> A Halloween car: Maskin' Wagon. <`stro> Venetian Snares' car; a Rossz Csillag-in' Wagon. <CF> Bloggin' Wagon? <CF> Laffin' Wagon doesn't really work. <AF> Net-Split car; Pingin' Wagon. <Eiturlyf> How about bandwagon? <AF> "A conformist wagon; Bandwagon"? <Yanni> A Rince car; a Wraggin' Wagon. <CF> KAr; Bannin' Wagon <AF> Haha, a Jiggin' Wagon. <gloompkin> A Jaggin' Wagon too! <AF> A horny dude's car; A Jackin' Wagon. <Yanni> LittleViking's third; A Double-Jackin' Wagon. <gloompkin> A nimble car; a Dodgin' Wagon. <AlliedEnvy> 80s rock band: REO Speedwagon <Jig> Rocky IV-ceror? <lord_day> Has anyone done a tow truck? A draggin wagon. <Yanni> A sea monster's car; a Kraken Wagon. <AlliedEnvy> Wiggle your big toe: Pussy Wagon <AF> A Tap-dancer's car: Tappin' Wagon. <`stro> Tupac's car; a Rappin' Wagon. <AlliedEnvy> Ford the river: Caulk the wagon and float it across <lord_day> A drinking car: Flagon Wagon <CF> A small car: Hadron Wagon <Eiturlyf> OJ's car: Killin' Wagon. <gloompkin> Car on top of a bottle; a Cappin' Wagon. <AlliedEnvy> l_d: Off the wagon -> Flagon Wagon <AF> A joke car: The Unwagonned Wagon. <Yanni> A legal-drama-television-show car; a JAGin' Wagon. <gloompkin> A car that loves polished silver; a Magpiein' Wagon. <Yanni> A Dave car; a Vadge-in' Wagon. <gloompkin> An illegal immigrant car; a Scrubbin' Wagon. <AF> A creative car; Imagine Wagon. <gloompkin> A car that doesn't exist; a Nuttin' Wagon! <gloompkin> 'Cause nuttin' is, like, nothing with a redneck accent, get it? It's funny, I swear. <AF> Fuck you, gloomp. <AF> You're not funny. <AF> GOD DAMMIT! <AF> I'M LEAVING! * AF has quit (Quit: ) <gloompkin> ;_; <gloompkin> I sense that's the end of that. <gloompkin> AND NOW, BACK TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED INANITY. |
| #2057 3.92/5 ortsz 2010-09-24 |
<Tunc> gloomp, I was going to ask you about how long my #n will last. <Tunc> *#n ban <Tunc> Can someone say that to him because he is ignoring me. <oblique> Tunc is calling you a sealion. <gloomp> ... <gloomp> Too far, Tunc. Too far. * gloomp sets ban on *!tuncido123@*.AAB8AB9C.59F07BE3.IP * gloomp has kicked Tunc from #music (gloomp) <oblique> No, no, sorry. <oblique> My mistake. <oblique> He's calling your sealion. <gloomp> ... <gloomp> Hahahahah. <gloomp> Fantastic. <oblique> <Tunc> I didn't call him sealion. Please explain what I said and say him I didn't call him a sealion. <gloomp> Tell him to stop calling my sealion. It creeps him out. <oblique> <Tunc> No, no, that's wrong. That's wrong even if I didn't call him a sealion or called his sealion. <oblique> <oblique> That's not what his sealion says. <gloomp> <3 <oblique> <Tunc> Whatever, look, this is getting funny but unpleasant. Don't do this and unban me from #music, at least. And tell gloomp what I /actually/ said. <oblique> <Tunc> [20:13] • gloomp The Secret Of Mental Communication - Lonely Boy (Vol. II) <gloomp> He said that? I though I said that. <gloomp> thought <gloomp> Also, I'm not unbanning him because I'm seeing at least three other bans aimed at him here. <oblique> <oblique> <gloomp> He said that? I though I said that. <oblique> <Tunc> :( <oblique> <Tunc> :/ <oblique> <Tunc> :// <oblique> <Tunc> ':/ <oblique> <oblique> That's it, I'm banning you from my msgs. |
| #1711 3.91/5 ortsz 2010-02-07 |
<Life247> Gnight y'all. I'm kinda sorry for trolling. <Life247> Or whatever you'll call it. * Life247 has quit (Quit: Aww fudgenuts.) * bok_choy sets ban on Life247!*@* <bok_choy> Until March. <Lenny> That's a while. * Lenny shrugs. <bok_choy> Until September. * bok_choy sets ban on *!*lenny@*.com <BearBearBearBearBear> I'm sick of you doing this, bok_choy. * BearBearBearBearBear sets ban on *!*digglepnk@*.ip.adam.com.au <BearBearBearBearBear> Until March as well. * ChanServ sets ban on bearbearbearbearbear!*@* * ChanServ has kicked BearBearBearBearBear from #n (User has been banned from the channel) -ChanServ- bearbearbearbearbear!*@* added to #n autokick list. -ChanServ- AKICK ENFORCE for #n complete; 1 users were affected. * services.sneezecave.khhq.net removes ban on *!*digglepnk@*.ip.adam.com.au -ChanServ- You have been unbanned from #n. <bok_choy> Bitch. |
| #718 3.91/5 ortsz 2008-06-29 |
In #mafia: <SpiritsUnite> Anyone Mafia? <SpiritsUnite> #mafia <maestro> Wahahahaha. |
| #2570 3.91/5 ortsz 2012-05-06 |
<Aidiera> Would you let me borrow some money to switch back to GoDaddy? <oughts> I'm not going to fund a crime against humanity. |
| #1583 3.90/5 ortsz 2009-11-01 |
* Zeph (Zeph@scave-CB6AAD1F.static.tpgi.com.au) has joined #n <Zeph> Has anyone else had trouble getting on IRC for the past couple of days? |
| #2224 3.90/5 ortsz 2011-01-22 |
<Aidiera> http://life247.pastebin.com/TmQsUVXz <Aidiera> I'm mapping on a leaked .swf of 1.2, and I can't move tiles in it. <Aidiera> So, could you move all these tiles one to the left? <shiofuki> k, hold on <shiofuki> done <shiofuki> sorry for the delay <shiofuki> http://life247.pastebin.com/nuGCJTXh <Aidiera> Awesome. Thanks ortsz. <shiofuki> most welcome <Aidiera> I was worried that you wouldn't do it. <shiofuki> yeah, that sounds like something i'd do |
| #2634 3.90/5 ortsz 2012-10-10 |
<script> oughts and otters <oughts> script <otters> ? <script> i was just admiring your names <script> sorry for the ping |
| #2407 3.88/5 ortsz 2011-08-15 |
* oughts · Mono - Everlasting Light (live) [Holy Ground: NYC Live With the Wordless Music Orchestra (2010) #09] {12:36, MP3 VBR V0 @ 216 kb/s, 22.8MB} <Rock: Post Rock> /Japan/ <Rose> Also I like Mono. <oughts> Yeah, everyone likes Explosions in the Sky. <Rose> Right, I also like EitS. <Rose> But you were listening to Mono. <oughts> Right. |
| #2879 3.86/5 ortsz 2015-01-20 |
<massimo_porco> http://forum.ninjarobotyeti.com/newest_levels.php?user=www.nmaps.net/user/sidke <sidke> i will fix <sidke> oh it's because <sidke> you use m9 still <massimo_porco> :( <sidke> but i made the change just for you <massimo_porco> cool <sidke> our only m9 user <massimo_porco> :) <massimo_porco> like i seriously can't be the only m9 user <massimo_porco> surely <sidke> you are <sidke> http://ft.trillian.im/0125969038bf529f7d4cb34a4026543734afd0c5/6vJbeq3qVyqXam6i26LZcVGC1gvwx.jpg <massimo_porco> hahahaha <massimo_porco> wow <massimo_porco> what |
| #458 3.86/5 ortsz 2008-01-08 |
<Alphy> Oops. Gotta go. <Alphy> Free period's over. <Yanni> Huh. He hasn't quit. I wonder if some teacher saw him on here. <Yanni> Maybe they're still reading. <Yanni> To the teacher who's reading: Alphy's been a bad boy. <Yanni> He keeps talking about porn. <maestro> Yeah. * Alphy has quit (Ping timeout) <maestro> Aw. <Yanni> Aw. <Yanni> *clone* <maestro> *clone* <maestro> Wahahahaha. <Yanni> Bahahah. <Yanni> Oh God. <maestro> Aw. <KinGAleX> Ahahaha. KinGAleX> I can't believe you got three. |
| #2862 3.83/5 ortsz 2014-07-01 |
<gloomp> i don't trust people who haven't dreamfucked their moms |
| #2856 3.82/5 ortsz 2014-05-12 |
<nipply_puffs> D. H. Dunn, Esq. @ortsz · Sep 10 <nipply_puffs> Chickens are appealingly shaped. <Tanner> Such insight. <nipply_puffs> Aren't they though? <nipply_puffs> Whenever I see a chicken, I think that. <nipply_puffs> Such a good shape. <Tanner> They're pretty bottom-heavy. <Tanner> I dunno, I just don't see it. <nipply_puffs> Well, they're heavy in the middle. <nipply_puffs> You've got the curve in the bottom. <nipply_puffs> I think the top is the key point., <nipply_puffs> The head and the curve and the tail. <Tanner> I've changed my mind about wanting to talk about this. |
| #648 3.82/5 ortsz 2008-05-14 |
<Hippie> Damn Net Nanny blocks the forums. <Hippie> And Deviantart. <Hippie> ;__; <Hippie> "Chat Site" * Crissy (hotpocketo@private-704D63B3.dacc.edu) has joined #n <Yanni> That bitch. * Kaglaxyclax gives voice to Crissy <Yanni> Whoops. <Yanni> That, uhh, wasn't directed at you. <Crissy> O_O <Crissy> Lol <Yanni> Fucking timing, Jesus. <maestro> Wahahahahahaha. |
| #624 3.80/5 ortsz 2008-04-29 |
<maestro> God. <maestro> I have 140 Firefox tabs open. <Hippie> My PC would die, man. <maestro> <Vike91> If you have unuseful sites open, close them. <maestro> Thanks, Vike. |
| #90 3.75/5 ortsz 2007-03-04 |
* Clovic (cgiircuser@private-5F9A7C15.chriscole.info) has joined #n <Clovic> HEY EVERYBDY <Clovic> WHATZ UP <Clovic> SUKI IS ON <Clovic> HI SUKI <Clovic> MY BOSTON MAN <Tsukatu> Clovic: Drunkenness is not an excuse to leave Caps Lock on. <Clovic> im not drunk! <Clovic> *(In the most caps lock voicedness_ <Clovic> wait <Clovic> -+ ) <Clovic> crap <Clovic> +=X <Clovic> Wait <Clovic> I dont know what Im saying! <Clovic> im sco crunk~! |
| #62 3.69/5 ortsz 2007-02-24 |
<Lars44> LV why is there axe nexed to a candle and a ighter do you know how dargerouse that is? <UMTIMA> nexed. <maestro> o_O * infinity <UMTIMA> <Lars44> nexed. <UMTIMA> GREATEST. TYPO. EVER. <Lars44> what? <maestro> Axe nexed to a candle and a ighter? Huge darger factor. <maestro> And it so is. <maestro> I adore that typo. |
| #786 3.69/5 ortsz 2008-08-23 |
* Kaglaxyclax gives voice to runningninja <runningninja> Voice, what's voice? I don't have a mic |
| #2186 3.69/5 ortsz 2010-12-27 |
#cyberzone [19:07:44] <scythe> I'm surprised we've had three hacks and no hole-falling-ins [19:07:45] * The_Doctor removes voice from Yanni [19:07:45] <The_Doctor> Yanni slips through the hole G8, and loses all user access. Yanni drops from the mainframe! |
| #2379 3.67/5 ortsz 2011-07-13 |
<ChrisE> Emperor and Macaroni are species of which bird? <oughts> penguin <ChrisE> oughts agai! <ChrisE> oughts 18 | orange 9.5 | sunset 3.5 <ChrisE> penguin. <Destiny> penguins are birds? |
| #2680 3.67/5 ortsz 2012-11-25 |
<krusch> I would do the Asian first. <krusch> Then the candlestick in the observatory. |
| #136 3.64/5 ortsz 2007-04-06 |
* Jesus_Christ (none@private-F044DDBA.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #n * KinGAleX gives voice to Jesus_Christ <Jesus_Christ> Hey <Jesus_Christ> How are my children doing? * maestro has kicked Jesus_Christ from #n (crucified) * Jesus_Christ (none@private-F044DDBA.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #n * KinGAleX gives voice to Jesus_Christ <maestro> Wow, I thought that wasn't meant to happen for another 2 days. <Jesus_Christ> I'm a little early. |
| #1465 3.64/5 ortsz 2009-08-15 |
* ortsz gives channel operator status to Skyline <Skyline> THANKS, ORTSZ. * Enforcer has kicked Skyline from #n (Turn caps lock OFF!) * Skyline (Skyline@scave-362EEF56.dsl.wlfrct.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n <Skyline> Hahahaha, what? |
| #801 3.62/5 ortsz 2008-09-07 |
<mintnut> being a mac user, i base all of my decisions upon the looks |
| #2864 3.60/5 ortsz 2014-07-15 |
[Facebook comments, December 2012] Aaron Crews: so..... is candy 18 yet? Dustin Bullins: I wish. Matthew James McNaughton: I might go visit her this summer. Telmo Pinto Pinto: sometimes i can't get over that aids is way creepier than snugs [...] |
| #1377 3.57/5 ortsz 2009-07-16 |
<Donfuy> You're comparing to me to a dog, and I don't mind! <Donfuy> ;D |
| #1633 3.56/5 ortsz 2009-12-13 |
<Vyacheslav> Donfuy: You missed me typing in a credit card # in here last night. |
| #443 3.54/5 ortsz 2007-12-28 |
* krusch is now known as BEAR_OF_PLEASURE <BEAR_OF_PLEASURE> Wraw! I'm gonna maul you! |
| #1892 3.53/5 ortsz 2010-06-27 |
<gloomp> It is just that your music is bad and I am better than you. |
| #645 3.50/5 ortsz 2008-05-09 |
* Vike91 (Vike91@private-A79F79BC.dyn.kponet.fi) has joined #n * ChanServ gives voice to Vike91 <Vike91> hi <Vike91> Anyone acitve? <TS> No. <Vike91> Except TS <TS> No, really, I'm not. <Vike91> Yes you are <TS> Noimnot <Vike91> 'you're writing here' <TS> I just happened to look at the window, silly. <maestro> Ditto. <Vike91> Hi maestro! <Vike91> What's up? <maestro> I'm not here~! <Vike91> ... |
| #688 3.50/5 ortsz 2008-06-10 |
<Lenny|HomeWork> What domain do you think? <maestro> lennygetslaid.com? <Lenny|HomeWork> Hahaha. <Lenny|HomeWork> Nah. <Lenny|HomeWork> I don't want anything that long. <Lenny|HomeWork> Or hard. <maestro> That's what she said. |
| #957 3.50/5 ortsz 2008-11-13 |
Nov 13 00:57:57 <`stro> I'll get you unbanned from #n. Nov 13 00:58:17 <`stro> But man, for starters, don't be changing your nickname all the time. Nov 13 00:59:38 <rn> Heh. Nov 13 00:59:40 <rn> Yeah. ... |
| #2033 3.50/5 ortsz 2010-09-08 |
<docomo> don't <docomo> please don't touch me there <docomo> no <docomo> bad dog * docomo gives channel operator status to Sept |
| #2560 3.50/5 ortsz 2012-04-15 |
<cuckoo> continuing python learning <oughts> you should get a pet python <oughts> that would be the illest <oughts> oh man i'm going to search for snake porn <oughts> but first <oughts> lesbian lactation <oughts> http://pics.dmm.co.jp/mono/movie/adult/migd416/migd416pl.jpg <oughts> is this why gloomp called me a pervert <cuckoo> :| <cuckoo> probably |
| #2795 3.50/5 ortsz 2013-04-17 |
<charcuterie> The porn industry HATES him, but the language professors LOVE him. Single dad finds out the cock secret! Click on my tits to find out why. |
| #2561 3.44/5 ortsz 2012-04-15 |
<cuckoo> im not really gay no, but i admit im having trouble keeping my eyes off those areolas while attempting to read your posts |
| #543 3.43/5 ortsz 2008-03-01 |
* wedgie (wedgie2k@private-F0275D04.net.anglia.ac.uk) has joined #n * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to wedgie <Vicycle> Wedgie! <Yanni> Ben! <wedgie> Rohan! <wedgie> I got in a 6am this morning. <wedgie> Wearing some girls bra and 2 pairs of her knickers. <Vicycle> :D <Yanni> Hot. <maestro> Haha. <wedgie> I don't know how girls do it. The things are just so damn uncomfortable. <wedgie> I suppose they are putting less in them though... |
| #135 3.40/5 ortsz 2007-04-06 |
<spect> JESUS DIED!!! ;_; <maestro> Don't worry. <maestro> I have a funny feeling he'll be alive soon. |
| #162 3.33/5 ortsz 2007-04-20 |
* [BWD|Working] (BritanniaW@A97FB58B.5919576C.5D2443A2.IP): Metanet's 13-year-old prodigy |
| #575 3.33/5 ortsz 2008-03-23 |
[18:09:44] * Now talking on #1kbwc [18:09:44] * Topic for #1kbwc is: http://pastebin.com/m5e818e28 | http://pastebin.com/f65b1c161 [18:09:44] * Topic for #1kbwc set by blue_tetris at Wed Mar 19 12:41:03 2008 [18:43:57] <AF> Anyone wanna iSketch? [18:44:00] <AF> Meta24. [20:25:08] <AF> Wow, totally put that in the wrong channel. [20:25:18] <maestro> Hahahahaha. [20:25:31] <AF> And that was 2 hours ago, too. |
| #726 3.33/5 ortsz 2008-07-05 |
<Vike91> this game is too slow <Vike91> i wish to drop out * Kaglaxysept removes voice from Vike91 <maestro> LYNCH Vike91 <Lenny> You should've dropped out... <Lenny> Oh, he did. <Lenny> LYNCH Vike91 <fractal> YEA <Kaglaxysept> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: <Kaglaxysept> :::: LET'S VOTE. <Kaglaxysept> *** State, once, the name of the player who you would like to lynch, using the format "LYNCH <player_name>". You may not abstain from this vote, but you may vote "NO LYNCH". <Kaglaxysept> >>> If at least half of the votes are for the same player and there is no tie, that player is lynched. Otherwise, no lynch. <Kaglaxysept> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: <Lenny> LYNCH Vike91 <Lenny> Oh. <Lenny> Uhh...? <fractal> LYNCH VIke91 <fractal> LYNCH Vike91 <fractal> LYNCH maestro <Lenny> LYNCH ma <maestro> LYNCH fractal <Lenny> LYNCH maestro * Kaglaxysept removes voice from maestro * Kaglaxysept has changed the topic to: Mafia | Type "!start" to begin a game. | http://mafiascum.net/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Newbie_Guide * Kaglaxysept sets mode -m #mafia * Kaglaxysept sets mode -N #mafia * Kaglaxysept removes voice from Lenny fractal <Kaglaxysept> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: <Kaglaxysept> :::: SOMEONE HAS BEEN LYNCHED! <Kaglaxysept> :::: maestro has been executed by the townsfolk. <Kaglaxysept> >>> You may leave this channel or stay here to observe the game. <Kaglaxysept> >>> The channel will be unmuted at the end of the game. You may not PM any other players. <Kaglaxysept> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: <Kaglaxysept> :::: THE GAME IS OVER <Lenny> We've lost anyway. <Kaglaxysept> :::: THE MAFIA HAVE GAINED CONTROL OVER THE TOWN <Kaglaxysept> :::: THE SURVIVING MAFIA WIN <Lenny> Seee. <Kaglaxysept> :::: CONGRATULATIONS! <Kaglaxysept> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: <Communist> Fail. <fractal> Hey Lenny! <Kaglaxysept> :::: The mafia: [Vike91] <Kaglaxysept> :::: The cop: [] <Kaglaxysept> :::: The doc: [] <Communist> Wha? <maestro> o)_OOOO <Vike91> i... win= |
| #1894 3.33/5 ortsz 2010-06-27 |
* stephen (rincewinds@scave-74193174.bb.sky.com) has joined #worldcup <stephen> Well that was a bit shit |
| #915 3.30/5 ortsz 2008-10-30 |
[00:24:54] <CF> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?911 Goddamnit, RN. [00:25:21] <CF> Ban RN from the repo. Who's with me? [00:25:24] <AF> RN should be banned from your site, maestro. |
| #51 3.29/5 ortsz 2007-02-23 |
* AF is now listening to: whole lotta love - led zeppelin <maestro> It just occured to me that a lead zeppelin wouldn't be very useful. <AF> lol <AF> it would be dangerous <AF> and wouldn't make sense |
| #2193 3.29/5 ortsz 2010-12-29 |
* squibbles (squib@scave-8B9B53D5.tpgi.com.au) has joined #n <halifax> squibbles go to bed <squibbles> but I have bourbon! |
| #2391 3.29/5 ortsz 2011-07-24 |
<oughts> I've finally achieved in-circle and have-in-circle symmetry on G+. <TS> Why would you wanna do that? <oughts> I don't want to be circling people who aren't circling me. That's so needy. <Tanner> Circling people who aren't circling you is a cry for help. <TS> You're stuck in the facebook concepts. <TS> You should be thinking twitter. <TS> Following people is not "needy". <oughts> :( <oughts> Just for that, I'm moving you to acquaintances. <Tanner> I'm moving TS to my "Balls of Horn and Ivory" circle. And I think I'll put him in "Too Much Junk In Their Respective Trunks" circle as well, for good measure. |
| #295 3.25/5 ortsz 2007-08-11 |
* Regi cide |
| #2010 3.25/5 ortsz 2010-08-27 |
* fences gives channel operator status to Snugglepop * Snugglepop has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Snuggletummy)) * Snuggletummy is now known as Snugglepop <Snuggletummy> Anyway, I want to be an op again ;_; <Snuggletummy> Sure, I'd never use it, but it'd make me feel special <Snuggletummy> Also, brb <fences> Should have thought about that before you pung. * Snugglepop has quit (Ping timeout) <Snuggletummy> ... <Snuggletummy> Fences, I have lost all respect for you. <Snuggletummy> Cunt <fences> Try me. <Snuggletummy> Wait so like... are you on your period today? <Snuggletummy> You went from a nice guy to a dick in about 2 seconds. <Snuggletummy> And it confuzzles me <Snuggletummy> Did they tear down your wife? <Snuggletummy> She was a good fence. <fences> When... did I become a dick? <fences> Was it when I called you a cunt? <fences> No, wait, that was you. <fences> Cunt. |
| #134 3.17/5 ortsz 2007-04-05 |
<TS> Vike always makes me smile. <TS> It's like... he has some magical smile device that cracks me up. <Vike91> fgrt <TS> [17:25:13] * Vike91 (Hehhee@private-3983E3B.dyn.kponet.fi) has joined #anime <TS> [17:25:23] <Vike91> don't call me to a noob <TS> [17:25:25] * Vike91 (Hehhee@private-3983E3B.dyn.kponet.fi) has left #anime <TS> Vike, you are a genius. <Vike91> fgrt = fumping giggling reigning TS <maestro> Hahahahahahahahahah |
| #2831 3.13/5 ortsz 2013-08-19 |
<otters> Yeah, it's dick weight. <otters> My BMI would be 13 if not for my dick weight. <Tunc> you can't even procreate with such a penis <otters> Nope. <otters> But it doesn't matter. <otters> The dick is its own reward. |
| #2440 3.12/5 ortsz 2011-10-01 |
<BFG10K> Ok. Ron jeremy if he's on top, caiman if I'm on top. |
| #1995 3.11/5 ortsz 2010-08-16 |
<Cuckoo> i'm just saying it looks horrible <sforzando> It's a Japanese girl in school uniform vomiting. <sforzando> It isn't supposed to be a fucking Da Vinci. |
| #1509 3.10/5 ortsz 2009-09-06 |
* Tanner is back (gone 08:05:32) <krusch> Banner is tack. |
| #81 3.00/5 ortsz 2007-03-01 |
<Demonz> I'm gonna be 15 and a half soon. <Demonz> Do you know what that means? <maestro> ... <Demonz> Learner's permit! <Ethrel_> it means you will be half a year closer to your death than you were at your birthday <Demonz> (For driving) <Demonz> That is also true, Ethrel. <Ethrel_> i mean...yeah...learner's... <Ethrel_> <_< <Demonz> Right... <Ethrel_> I have a good question...why is it people insist on celebrating the fact every year that they are just one year closer to death? And they celebrate it with cake... <Ethrel_> and presents <Ethrel_> and are AHPPY about it? <Ethrel_> HAPPY* <Ethrel_> apparently typing does not improve with age <_< <Demonz> They're happy because they haven't died /yet/ <Demonz> and because they get to do new things. <Ethrel_> ah, you make a good point...however the fct that you haven't died /yet/ means that you have yet another year to wait around for it...and the 'new things' you speak of only happen until you get over the legal adult age in wherever it is you live.... <Demonz> This is true, and adult birthdays become less and less important. <Demonz> And besides, why is death a bad thing? <Ethrel_> did I ever say death was a bad thing? <Demonz> Only that it shouldn't be celebrated. <Ethrel_> exactly <Demonz> Landmarks along the journey of life are useful. <Demonz> Perhaps they realize what they are doing. <Ethrel_> yet, once you hit death, do those landmarks mean ANYTHING? <Demonz> No one knows. <Ethrel_> well, I personally am wiccan...believeing the traditional druidic and wiccan teachings...as such, I believe in reincarnation... <Demonz> Besides, death doesn't come closer in increments, it comes closer constantly. Birthdays are a way to simply have fun and enjoy the time that you have, regardles of the supposed meaning. <Ethrel_> I realize that it is a constant...my point was that it was celebrated in increments and why? As for having fun and enjoying the time you have, if you do that on a daily basis (given that death comming is not incremental, why should celebrating the time you have left/have had be different?) then why the one day a year to celebrate it all <maestro> Why not? Eat some cake and shut up. <Demonz> Haha. <Demonz> Yes. |
| #798 3.00/5 ortsz 2008-09-06 |
<ChefPyro> WTF <ChefPyro> my mum refuses to buy me the id pack thing on steam or let anyone else get it me <ChefPyro> (due to lack of money) <ChefPyro> latter confuses me <smort> Do you really need it? <ChefPyro> and it's on a weekend deal at $35 <smort> Are you going to fuckin die if you don't get it? <ChefPyro> Smort it's $35 for about 15 games <ChefPyro> good ones at that <smort> Holy shit I need it |
| #2555 2.89/5 ortsz 2012-03-27 |
<kuri> shed have to be insanely ugly for me to not be attracted to her <kuri> im attracted to pretty much everyone <kuri> it makes school uncomfortable |
| #974 2.83/5 ortsz 2008-11-21 |
<`stro> Bat bugs are also known for their unique form of reproduction. Males inseminate the female by piercing the female's abdomen and depositing sperm directly into her bloodstream. In response to this traumatic insemination, female bat bugs have evolved a paragenital structure on their abdomen that limits the damage by guiding the male's sharp penile prong into a spongy area full of immune cells. <`stro> I'd like to guide my sharp penile prong into /her/ spongy area. |
| #151 2.80/5 ortsz 2007-04-16 |
<spect> !wolf <RincewindSW> spect your generic wolf name is: HomoWolf <spect> WTF?! |
| #585 2.75/5 ortsz 2008-04-01 |
<maestro> Is Sucker here? <Yanni> Is spect here? <Yanni> Ahahahah! <Sucker> Yes <maestro> Hahahaha. <Yanni> Are we talking about the same thing? <maestro> Here are german speaking members? <Vicycle> Is spect here? <Sucker> Yes <Yanni> Yep. <maestro> Hahaha. <maestro> Yeah. <maestro> http://metanet.2.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=22087&hl= <Sucker> Whet the hell is going on in here |
| #2567 2.73/5 ortsz 2012-04-23 |
<Snuggletummy> Hmm, apparently a friend of mine is bisexual. <Snuggletummy> I didn't see that coming. <Orp> I see what you did there <oughts> NEITHER DOES SHE, HALF THE TIME * otters sets ban on oughts!*@* <otters> KICK :oughts is a channel owner <otters> dammit |
| #1604 2.67/5 ortsz 2009-11-14 |
Nov 15 03:12:21 * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://forum.easterviking.com (TheRealN will be found at a new address) | http://www.mountai.net/n/n-stats.html | Ops: Don't touch the banlist. Thanks. | Any mention of the word football, regardless of variety or context, will result in a permaban. |
| #1975 2.67/5 ortsz 2010-08-08 |
<snorange> sforzando, j'ai déjà couché avec ta mère <sforzando> moi aussi |
| #2690 2.62/5 ortsz 2012-11-27 |
<Tanner> I can tell from this conversation that my curiosity nearly cost me my job. <gloomp> indeed <gloomp> i want to quote this now but i'm torn about including the actual links <gloomp> fuck it, carpe diem <s\\\\\t> my reputation doesn't need this |
| #2679 2.60/5 ortsz 2012-11-25 |
<skyline> A german architect's nipples! |
| #278 2.56/5 ortsz 2007-07-28 |
* Impulse (chatzilla@private-D84175A9.nw.nuvox.net) has left #n <maestro> That was impulsive of him. |
| #196 2.50/5 ortsz 2007-05-19 |
<maestro> feh, Chelsea or Manchester United? <feh> It'll be fucking epic! (feh is a bot which, among other things, tries to bring up quotes relating to what you say to it) |
| #432 2.43/5 ortsz 2007-12-26 |
<maestro> the bottom of my eye is twitching! <Ultima> It's obviously AIDS. ... <maestro> TWITCH AGAIN ... <maestro> TWITCH <maestro> WAAAh <Ultima> maestro's eye is taking control of him. ... <Harley> -n http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9892/4bt3e1tmpzd2.jpg <Harley> = I love apple computers. <maestro> http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1913/epicli4.jpg <maestro> TWITCH <maestro> (just keeping you all updated) <Ultima> iBoob. <Harley> ftw <Base> Ipawd. <maestro> iTwitch. |
| #873 2.43/5 ortsz 2008-10-04 |
* rN is now known as rNisplayingiSketch <Snuggletummy> Why do people make their names that annoying? <Snuggletummy> I mean seriously, a name like rN|iSketch get's your point across. <Orange> say ChaosWolf/Sgt. Poptarts/Snuggletummy <Snuggletummy> Orage. <Orange> says* <Snuggletummy> Orange* <Snuggletummy> SUCK IT BITCH * Orange does not. <Snuggletummy> Ignored that cunt. <Snuggletummy> orange. <Snuggletummy> Something up his ass lately. |
| #2801 2.38/5 ortsz 2013-04-28 |
<chiff_tannen> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Agnus_Dei_with_Vexillum.jpg <topgallant> Is that a baby goat pissing blood out of its chest into a bowl? <Box> Yes <chiff_tannen> Box is right. <Box> No |
| #734 2.22/5 ortsz 2008-07-07 |
<maestro> I seem to only post in serious discussion to point out minor mistakes. <smartalco> i just don't go into serious discussion anymore <smartalco> because its 1/2 ridiculous, 1/4 wrong, 1/4 uninteresting, and 1/4 mind fucking |
| #827 2.20/5 ortsz 2008-09-14 |
<Kablizzy> We're both gonna win the Dronie for "Best Prank" this year. <blue_tetris> It's two layers more convoluted than everyone thinks. |
| #784 2.17/5 ortsz 2008-08-21 |
<maestro> I'm getting a fern for my birthday. <Lenny> Youi had your birthday already. |
| #856 2.17/5 ortsz 2008-09-27 |
* Blackson arrogantly flips hair |
| #2735 2.14/5 ortsz 2013-01-06 |
<mercuri> how do i quit? * mintnut has quit (Quit: isn't it?) |
| #155 2.12/5 ortsz 2007-04-18 |
23:12:27 <Aju> Wait, so AF. 23:12:48 <Aju> Considering I haven't been this active in a while, who are you? 23:13:00 <Aju> Don't take this personally. 23:13:44 * AF does take it personally.... </3 23:13:44 <AF> :P 23:13:47 <AF> I'm.... AF.... 23:13:55 <Aju> Like, that's it. 23:13:59 <Aju> Okay, good. 23:14:00 <AF> I'm just zis guy. 23:14:04 * Aju thought so. 23:14:08 <AF> -_- 23:14:18 <Aju> Forum name? 23:14:21 <TS> ..... 23:14:21 <AF> I use the forums when I can't use IRC. 23:14:21 <Aju> Don't tell me it's AF. 23:14:24 <TS> Aju. 23:14:28 <TS> I'm ashamed of you. 23:14:32 <AF> Mostly Harmless. 23:14:35 <Aju> Ohh. 23:14:35 <Aju> Okay. 23:14:35 <Aju> Cool. 23:14:40 * Aju knows now. 23:14:57 <TS> It goes like this, "I'm really sorry for bringing this up but... AF... Who the FUCKING HELL are you?" 23:15:19 <TS> You tactless sonuvabitch >.< 23:15:38 <Aju> I didn't want to hurt his feelings. 23:15:45 <TS> Nah, he's used to it. 23:15:54 <Aju> Yeah, but that's not good. 23:15:54 <TS> They all are :P 23:16:05 <Aju> I don't want to encourage this behavior. 23:16:10 <AF> TS.... I am. ;_; 23:16:11 <TS> Like, pretty much everyone here has gone through my murderous training. 23:16:22 <Aju> Ooh, weird. 23:16:28 <Aju> Oh wait. 23:16:29 <AF> And pretty much everyone here has asked who I am... 23:16:33 <TS> Even YOU, Aju! 23:16:37 * AF suspects that TS has something to do with this. ... 23:22:48 <Trogdor007> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:22:49 <AF> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:22:53 <maestro> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:22:57 <Trogdor007> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:23:00 <AF> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:23:02 <maestro> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:23:03 <Trogdor007> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:23:07 <AF> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:23:08 <maestro> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:23:09 <Trogdor007> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:23:11 <AF> TS, who the fuck are you? 23:23:26 <TS> Ah man. 23:23:43 <TS> Thanks ;_; 23:23:45 <TS> I'm so moved. |
| #1449 2.00/5 ortsz 2009-08-08 |
<TV> what's a Guisseppi Cock? |
| #2873 1.80/5 ortsz 2014-09-27 |
* TommyWiseau np: My Bloody Valentine - Soon [Loveless <1991>/7:01/260kbps] "Shoegaze, Noise Pop [Dream Pop]" <TommyWiseau> i'm almost embarrassed by how much i'm enjoying this <xwd> never be embarrassed to enjoy something <TommyWiseau> it's a great sense of abandon sometimes <TommyWiseau> also it reminds me that i'm not as snobbish as i'd like to think |