It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#629
3.55/5
miyoser
2008-05-03
[9:31pm] Skyline: It's like talking on a phone with someone, and saying that they're talking to soud waves.
[9:31pm] Skyline: Even though those sound waves represent the other converser.
[9:31pm] miyoser: I've never heard of soud waves.
[9:31pm] Skyline: :(
[9:31pm] miyoser: I really have got to stop correcting people's grammar sand spelling.
[9:31pm] Skyline: GEE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SAND SPELLING
[9:32pm] miyoser: XD
#662
3.44/5
miyoser
2008-05-23
[3:00pm] Tanner: Yanni, do you mind if I ask you a question?
[3:01pm] Yanni: Not at all.
[3:01pm] Tanner: It's sort of a personal question...
[3:01pm] miyoser: Haha.
[3:01pm] Yanni: Mmhmm?
[3:01pm] spoon: ohh
[3:01pm] spoon: do tell
[3:01pm] Tanner: What's your flava?
[3:01pm] Yanni: I'mma get get get get you drunk.
[3:01pm] spoon: >_>
[3:01pm] Yanni: Oh, snap.

(see http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?650 if you don't get it)
#656
3.00/5
miyoser
2008-05-18
[4:48pm] Skyline: Man, Oreos are the best "I'm bored and kinda depressed" snack.
[4:50pm] Snuggletummy: Skyline, your mom is th best "I'm bored abd kinda depressed." Snack.
[4:50pm] Snuggletummy: the*
[4:50pm] Snuggletummy: and*
[4:51pm] Skyline: Thqt's grabt, Snuggletvmmy.
#696
3.00/5
miyoser
2008-06-12
[3:57pm] Snuggletummy: Vyacheslav, do you love spouting random lyrics ro someting?
[3:57pm] Vyacheslav: Yes Snuggletummy
[3:57pm] Snuggletummy: YOU'D BETTER GET READY TO KILL.
[3:58pm] Vyacheslav: DARKNESS BY HER SIDE
[3:58pm] miyoser: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED RAINDERR
[3:58pm] Snuggletummy: HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE
[3:58pm] miyoser: AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT
[3:59pm] Snuggletummy: YOU COULD EVEN SAY IT GLOWS
[3:59pm] miyoser: ALL OF THE OTHER RAINDEER
[3:59pm] Snuggletummy: USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES
[3:59pm] Pawz: THEN THEY ATE RUDOLPH FOR DINNER! >:
[3:59pm] Snuggletummy: AND SUFFERED FROM FOOD POISONING
[4:00pm] miyoser: THEY NEVER LET POOR RUDOLPH
[4:00pm] Pawz: LIVE
#702
2.57/5
miyoser
2008-06-16
[9:09pm] Animator: No shit, Sherlock.
[9:09pm] miyoser: Constipated, Watson?
#625
2.36/5
miyoser
2008-04-29
rissy joined the chat room.
[4:00pm] miyoser: And that's how I killed the metric system.
[4:00pm] Setsu: Ah.
[4:01pm] miyoser: Easy as that. He didn't even look back.
[4:01pm] miyoser: It wasn't even until Thursday that he even e-mailed me.
[4:02pm] miyoser: And by then she was already dead.
[4:02pm] Thomas: I never knew one could do that with just a metre of string and a litre of gasoline.
[4:02pm] miyoser: That's why I picked it up!
[4:03pm] Thomas: But seriously. What kind of guy just pushes your car into the Grand Canyon?
[4:03pm] miyoser: A red one, too.
[4:03pm] miyoser: With purple polka-dots.
[4:04pm] Thomas: And you got it from your late mother, who was a cancer patient that killed herself.
[4:04pm] Thomas: That's just mean.
[4:04pm] miyoser: Oh, also, she called me afterwards to say "honey, you left your igloo at the car wash".
[4:05pm] miyoser: Who does she think she is?
[4:05pm] miyoser: A lizard or something?
[4:05pm] Thomas: Someone's been drinking too many thermometers.
[4:06pm] miyoser: Clearly, God's hand was stuck in the stapler.
#689
2.17/5
miyoser
2008-06-10
[5:34pm] miyoser: What would a Skyling evolve into?
[5:34pm] Skyling: It's not a Pokemo.
[5:34pm] Skyling: n.
[5:34pm] miyoser: If it was.
[5:34pm] Skyling: Well, it's not.
[5:34pm] Skyling: SO CALM DOWN.
[5:34pm] Animator: It's one of those dwarfs in the sky.
[5:34pm] Animator: That throw rocks.
[5:34pm] Pawz: haha, it would evolve into Yahoozle.
#649
2.00/5
miyoser
2008-05-15
[3:45pm] Az: I, was, very, glad, that, Mr, Attlee, described, my, speeches, in, the, war, as, expressing, the, will, not, only, of, Parliament, but, of, the, whole, nation., Their, will, was, resolute, and, remorseless, and,, as, it, proved,, unconquerable., It, fell, to, me, to, express, it,, and, if, I, found, the, right, words, you, must, remember, that, I, have, always, earned, my, living, by, my, pen, and, by, my, tongue., It, was, a, nation, and, race, dwelling, all, round, the, globe, that, had, the, lion, heart., I, had, the, luck, to, be, called, upon, to, give, the, roar.
[3:45pm] Az: DAMNIT
[3:45pm] Az: wrong copy paste
#609
1.78/5
miyoser
2008-04-17
[7:38pm] miyoser: I have the goddamn crappiest song stuck in my head.
[7:38pm] Pawz: really? which one?
[7:38pm] miyoser: One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know...
[7:38pm] Condog: were you watching the simpsons?
[7:38pm] miyoser: Two is the second smallest positive integer, it's the smallest positive integer since the number one...
[7:38pm] miyoser: Three is the smallest positive integer besides one and two...
[7:39pm] miyoser: Four can be a sma-all as one, if you divide by four...
[7:39pm] miyoser: I don't know the lyrics, I'm mainly improvising.
[7:40pm] miyoser: Pi is the circumference of your face, if it's perfectly round and has a diameter of one...
[7:40pm] Pawz: I think you need to lie down and rest, miyoser
[7:40pm] miyoser: E is the limit that you get when you send n to infinity in the equation (1 + 1/n)^n...
#626
1.38/5
miyoser
2008-04-29
[5:07pm] Thomas: Is Hold me Tight an old song?
[5:07pm] miyoser: Yeah. Ish.
[5:08pm] Thomas: Like, Around Help!?
[5:08pm] miyoser: Haha, I like the way that came out as Help!?.
#710
1.29/5
miyoser
2008-06-21
[4:08pm] kkstrong: Eventually I'll get something random inf I keept mistyping, typos.
[4:08pm] Templex: :D
[4:08pm] kkstrong: Like black --> Cherry
[4:08pm] miyoser: Let's see it happen.
[4:08pm] kkstrong: black, blasck, basck, cherry.
#643
1.20/5
miyoser
2008-05-07
[4:38pm] Zyphern: wud u liek to go out with meh?
[4:39pm] miyoser: Can somebody ... kick him or something?
[4:39pm] Zyphern: can you.... suck my cock?
[4:39pm] Sockmonkey: Zyphern, type "/quit Sockmonkey" and I will.