It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #2320 4.64/5 maxson924 2011-04-20 |
<rennaT> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?2319 <Rose> It has me in it, therefore 5. <Yanni> That's how I rate women. |
| #2625 4.54/5 maxson924 2012-09-19 |
<RandomDigits> I dreamt I met Rose last night <Rose> Oh? <RandomDigits> Except you were absolutely nothing like your pictures <Rose> What was I like? <Rose> Was I pretty? <RandomDigits> you were 2.5 feet tall, female, in a high-tech wheel-chair <RandomDigits> Blond curly hair <RandomDigits> And, yes, kind of pretty |
| #2562 4.50/5 maxson924 2012-04-18 |
<Colgate> i'm smarter than kuri. |
| #2806 4.45/5 maxson924 2013-05-10 |
<Rose> IT IS MORNING <Rose> AND I AM AWAKE <RandomDigits> well, have fun discovering this side of lunchtime <RandomDigits> :3 <RandomDigits> not that such distinctions would be terribly useful for you |
| #2713 4.40/5 maxson924 2012-12-23 |
<Uunniversary> god natt <scr|pt> fucking. never say that again <scr|pt> saying goodnight every fucking day in three channels and then not leaving <noeloomp> he does it in more than three channels <noeloomp> he just sends it to all channels he's in, at once <Uunniversary> noeloomp i do it in every channel im in on the twelve servers i frequent |
| #2414 4.38/5 maxson924 2011-08-20 |
<Yanni> http://i.imgur.com/ICtmW.png Rose, ladies and gentlemen. |
| #1987 4.38/5 maxson924 2010-08-12 |
[01:31:57] <@Leaff> I JUST DON'T FIND HER APPEALING FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE I'M 12 I DON'T LIKE GIRLS THEY'RE ICKY ;___________________; |
| #2632 4.33/5 maxson924 2012-10-10 |
<flag> man when donfuy says things i just have a tendency to believe him <flag> he projects an air of knowledge, especially when he's drunk <oughts> Donfuy is a modern day prophet. <oughts> Of a religion that doesn't yet exist. <flag> the most prophetic prophet of all time, i suppose that makes him <flag> but the shoe fits <flag> ...'the shoe fits' would leave donfuy confused and angry |
| #2519 4.30/5 maxson924 2012-01-21 |
<Dox> Damn you Donfuy, you beat me <Donfuy> i beat you to what <Donfuy> death hopefully <Dox> :'( <Donfuy> :< <Donfuy> sorry <Dox> >:'( <Donfuy> it seemed like the most logical word <Donfuy> :<< <Donfuy> i beat you to death <Donfuy> but <Donfuy> with cushions <Donfuy> cute suffocation <Donfuy> im making things worse |
| #2593 4.27/5 maxson924 2012-06-23 |
<Yanni> <Ingberlach> Agh! <Yanni> <Ingberlach> What about in #music? <Yanni> <Yanni> You are banned in #music by no less than four people, none of which is me. |
| #2556 4.23/5 maxson924 2012-03-31 |
<otters> who's Hawthorne <Orp> I think a 'friend' of kuri <Hawthorne> nobody important <otters> I no longer trust any of kuri's friends <Rose> ^ * otters sets ban on *!*hawthorne@*.bchsia.telus.net * otters has kicked Hawthorne from #n (otters) * Hawthorne (thorn@scave-D60A9671.pyboard.net) has joined #n <Hawthorne> that was <Hawthorne> kind of <Hawthorne> rude <Hawthorne> wasn't it <otters> w/e <halifax> Yeah, otters has become a huge asshole lately. <otters> Am I really a huge asshole? <spoon> Sometimes. <halifax> Kind of. <otters> Neat! <otters> I'll be an admin at this rate. |
| #2663 4.18/5 maxson924 2012-11-15 |
<gloomp> you know what word is underrated? <gloomp> truck |
| #2015 4.18/5 maxson924 2010-09-01 |
<maxson> honestly <maxson> it's weird because <maxson> normally, i'd get to know her better before asking her out <Leaff> you're asking for relationship advice froma 12 year old? <Leaff> oh <Leaff> ok <maxson> the only way i'm going to get to know her better is by asking her out <maxson> so it's like a dilemma <maxson> also yes <maxson> irl this would be creepy <Leaff> yup <Leaff> irl me hanging out with you would be creepy <maxson> yup <Leaff> irl a lot of things that people do on the internet would be creepy <maxson> like talk to people while looking at porn <Leaff> exactly <maxson> "hey james how's it going" <maxson> "HRRNG oh fine URRRGH you?" <Leaff> "are you fapping" <Leaff> "LOL NOPE NOT AT ALL" <Leaff> "DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU WOULD SUGGEST THAT" <maxson> "did you piss your pants" <maxson> "you're in the ballpark" <Leaff> i think we should end this part of the conversation right now <Leaff> before it gets * Leaff sunglasses <maxson> out of hand? <Leaff> out of haFUCK YOU |
| #1771 4.17/5 maxson924 2010-03-30 |
<&Orange> i really do not like mafia with random strangers <Ejaculate> isn't that what this is? <Ejaculate> :/ <&Orange> Of course not. <&Orange> We know each other here. <&Orange> For example, we know that if kkstrong doesn't die the first night, he's mafia. |
| #2786 4.17/5 maxson924 2013-03-29 |
<gloomp> rose i really don't know how you're still fat <gloomp> with all the guts you spill |
| #2619 4.14/5 maxson924 2012-09-02 |
<flag> Apparently I left my computer on and it accidentally played Rise Against's Appeal To Reason 4453 times. |
| #2768 4.10/5 maxson924 2013-02-24 |
<Jerry> hi <trance> sup <Colgate> sup cunting shitslut <Jerry> :( |
| #2307 4.08/5 maxson924 2011-04-02 |
<gloomp> When I was ten my favorite band was Nickelback. |
| #1624 4.00/5 maxson924 2009-12-05 |
<gloomp> fuck the law i'll fuck whoever i want |
| #2657 4.00/5 maxson924 2012-11-08 |
<inne> Colgate: Roses are red, violets are blue, dw40's a guy, and leaff isn't. |
| #2803 4.00/5 maxson924 2013-05-02 |
<Tunc> noise is great as background music, too <Tunc> it's great for everything, to be frank <Tunc> if you don't plan to be social |
| #2762 4.00/5 maxson924 2013-02-12 |
<Colgate> progression of kingalex's interests: sewing, songwriting, dusting co workers |
| #2129 3.92/5 maxson924 2010-11-16 |
<eevee> during math class today <eevee> my teacher called on this one girl <eevee> and she's like "sorry i'm eating a pop-tart" <eevee> we spent the next ten minutes discussing the various flavors of pop-tarts and eventually debating pop-tarts vs toaster strudels <rehhyou> dude <rehhyou> blueberry muffin poptarts are bomb * rehhyou is now known as palemoon <eevee> blueberry is good <eevee> cherry and smores are my favorites <palemoon> s'gott a be the muffins though <eevee> oh <eevee> no i'm just thinking standard blueberry <palemoon> just blueberry is different and inferior <palemoon> it's for people who like generic mainstream trash poptarts |
| #2823 3.92/5 maxson924 2013-06-26 |
<Rose> Never mind, I'm getting this album instead. http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/make_a_change____kill_yourself/ii/ <RandomDigits> if they have a second album they can't be that effective :/ |
| #2123 3.92/5 maxson924 2010-11-13 |
<subjectivity_incarnate> gloomp why are you so lame <gloomp> you have us mixed up |
| #2642 3.90/5 maxson924 2012-10-28 |
<Colgate> wanna play this game, oughts dashiell dunn screamed back: i know, i actually kinda like an std |
| #1991 3.85/5 maxson924 2010-08-14 |
[22:09:02] <@_`__^_`__^__``> gloomp i just think that porn is a really quick way to desensitize yourself [22:09:10] <@gloomp> so [22:09:16] <@_`__^_`__^__``> i do not want to be desensitized [22:09:28] <@gloomp> it also sensitizes you if you get my drift |
| #2826 3.82/5 maxson924 2013-07-14 |
<Rose> The s2 finale is my favorite. <Rose> Colgate talked! <Colgate> colgate blaze it 420 colgate blaze it 420 colgate blaze it forever. |
| #2568 3.82/5 maxson924 2012-04-27 |
<Tunc> speaking of ambient, I recently discovered an ambient album that is the best <Tunc> and i've noticed a particular trend among ambient-ers, most of them tend to off themselves after a few albums <Tunc> it's hymnvs by hoedh if you're interested <Tunc> first track is amaaaaaaaaaaazing <Tunc> this guy off'd himself, i mean <Tunc> which is pretty bad but whatevs his second album is pretty lame anyway |
| #1360 3.80/5 maxson924 2009-07-11 |
[22:07] <@palemoon> earlier today i was simultaneously sleeping and being a loser 22:07] <@palemoon> that's pretty hardcore |
| #1278 3.80/5 maxson924 2009-06-04 |
<palemoon> morvone, choose fapping or mapping <morvone> palemoon: fapping <palemoon> brb |
| #2683 3.75/5 maxson924 2012-11-26 |
<RandomDigits> What are chodes again? <RandomDigits> nevermind <RandomDigits> why do I ask these things <Rose> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?2673 <RandomDigits> thank god <RandomDigits> I thought you were quoting this shit |
| #1961 3.73/5 maxson924 2010-08-04 |
<Miles> really dude, I'm asking you nicely to stop <Miles> please <gloomp> aww, but everyone's being so entertained <Miles> Everyone? <gloomp> this is all getting quoted probably, you know <Miles> I assumed it would <gloomp> well, okay, not the /whole entire world population/ but a lot of it <Miles> I don't care anymore. I realize that you and many other people here hate me and cannot stand me so I give up on trying. I' <Miles> m tired of being a laughing stock <Miles> anything else to say of importance? <gloomp> penis |
| #2777 3.73/5 maxson924 2013-03-14 |
<trance> I decided to count how many exclamation points zoas has used on my maps. <trance> I'm already four rows in. |
| #1284 3.67/5 maxson924 2009-06-11 |
<+DigitalDuck> "Holy shiitake mushroom sauce!" <+DigitalDuck> Pun-ish. <+DigitalDuck> Anyway... <@maxson924> that's a ripoff of that spy movie <@maxson924> the one with the kids <+DigitalDuck> ... <+DigitalDuck> I'm guessing... <+DigitalDuck> Spy Kids? <%Leaff> Soy Kids? <%Leaff> *Spy <%Leaff> o_o <@maxson924> bahaha <@maxson924> soy kids <@maxson924> bahahahahahaha <%Leaff> xD <&gloomp> Gahahah. <+DigitalDuck> Soy kids. That really does go well with shiitake mushroom sauce. <&gloomp> I loved thoe Soy Kids movies. <&gloomp> those* <+DigitalDuck> I've got the whole collection of Soy Kids. <+DigitalDuck> I've been watching Spruce Almighty too. |
| #2580 3.64/5 maxson924 2012-06-01 |
<Rose> I'm filling out this job application for Sweetbay (grocery store). <Rose> What the hell is this question? <Rose> "What three items will always be found in your refrigerator?" <Rose> /What??/ <Rose> IS THERE A WRONG ANSWER? <RandomDigits> 1. Beer <RandomDigits> 2. ice <RandomDigits> 3. dead bodies |
| #2617 3.60/5 maxson924 2012-08-27 |
<Rose> But Colgate's hot so fuck you. <Colgate> and also colgate's a guy? |
| #2558 3.55/5 maxson924 2012-04-06 |
<Dr_Whooves> this is a third of the bot a month, breeding <Rose> I think Dr_Whooves is horny. <Dr_Whooves> colgate i'm horny. <Colgate> not horny. |
| #1639 3.50/5 maxson924 2009-12-19 |
<&noeloomp> don't be a liar lying will immolate your genitals. |
| #1844 3.50/5 maxson924 2010-05-24 |
[15:20:06] <@eevee> i'm going to keep typing exclamation points until a map of either mine or amlt's comes up [15:20:15] <@eevee> and if a map of his comes up before mine i lose [15:20:18] <@eevee> ! [15:20:20] <%Meta> "Too many gausses?" http://nmaps.net/113037 --> 113037 by kinglibai [15:20:22] <@eevee> ! [15:20:24] <@scrivener> ! [15:20:26] <@scrivener> ! [15:20:28] <%Meta> "Hectic" http://nmaps.net/53436 --> 53436 by AMomentLikeThis [15:20:32] <@eevee> GOD DAMMIT [15:20:33] <@scrivener> hahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| #2303 3.50/5 maxson924 2011-03-22 |
<blue_tetris> I've had many oral sex abortions. <Vyacheslav> Hahaha. <blue_tetris> You have to go in the shower and finish the job yourself. :( <Vyacheslav> Lame. <GamingWolf> HAH <blue_tetris> Is "abortion sex" the sex you have with a woman after she goes through with an abortion, to comfort her? <Rose> and then possibly create the need for another abortion, therefore continuing the cycle? <Aidiera> The gift that keeps giving. <blue_tetris> Hahaha. <blue_tetris> Abortions: The gifts that keep on giving. <blue_tetris> What if there was a doctor who was so into giving abortions that he would climax every time he administered one? <Aidiera> What if that doctor was you? <blue_tetris> Could God make a baby so big that even he couldn't abort it? |
| #2668 3.50/5 maxson924 2012-11-20 |
<Rose> I have never heard of Cindy Crawford. <gloomp> fashion/pin-up model from the 70s or 80s <gloomp> more recently has a furniture line notable for its utter blandness and nothing else <gloomp> which is only something i'm even aware of one of the furniture stores around here pushes it pretty hard <Rose> But what makes that postmodern? <Rose> Oh. <Rose> Ohhhhhhhhh <Rose> Who was that line at? <gloomp> kuri <gloomp> would've been nice if there was a little context for the quote <gloomp> the existence of a cindy crawford home collection is pretty post-modern but the thing itself is not <gloomp> not entirely unlike kuri |
| #2168 3.42/5 maxson924 2010-12-15 |
<noeloomp> tv tropes is where time goes to die |
| #1819 3.31/5 maxson924 2010-05-03 |
[19:25:05] <&Blackson> so blackson goes to this school right [19:25:19] <&Blackson> and said school just got a strict internet blocker [19:25:27] <@Skyline> right okay [19:25:37] <&Blackson> so blackson being blackson put a gba emulator on the network [19:25:40] <&Blackson> and pokemon fire red [19:25:51] <&Blackson> and now there's at least 70 peopole playing pokemon [19:25:55] <@eevee> hahaha [19:26:08] <@Skyline> Ahaha. [19:26:13] <@Skyline> You will get /detentions/ [19:26:21] <&Blackson> pfft [19:26:26] <&Blackson> that's the least of my worries [19:26:38] <&Blackson> the elite four is much more on the forefront |
| #1755 3.25/5 maxson924 2010-03-12 |
[22:40] <aetherian> what eats but can never be full? [22:41] <squibbles> a fat kid |
| #2885 3.25/5 maxson924 2016-02-12 |
<Rose> yeah in that case there should only be a bot reply every 20 non-magic lines <Rose> but I did give them a lot of magic words <trance> was booze one of them/ <trance> ? <Colgate> /all of them/ |
| #2085 3.15/5 maxson924 2010-10-15 |
<ChrisE> hey tunco <ChrisE> op me for a bit <Tunc> Hi ChrisE. <Tunc> Hm. * Tunc sets ban on *!*@1784C2FC.2368CA60.447B9BCF.IP * Tunc has kicked ChrisE from #n (Tunc) <maxson> o_O <AF> Fucking ChrisE. * Brttrx (Brttrx@scave-90E0AB1E.dhcp.eucl.wi.charter.com) has joined #n * Tunc sets ban on *!*@scave-367F9A26.uoregon.edu * Tunc has kicked AF from #n (Tunc) * RandomDigits is away: lunchtime <lykill> Uh... <lykill> How the hell did tunc get ops? * Tunc sets ban on *!*@scave-593984B.neo.res.rr.com * Tunc has kicked lykill from #n (Tunc) <Destiny> hey tunc <Destiny> what's the occasion? <Destiny> or were you just in the mood for a powertrip? <Tunc> The occasion is STICK A COCKS UP YOUR FACE * Tunc sets ban on *!*@D9F8F942.49663EAF.14736172.IP * Tunc has kicked Destiny from #n (Tunc) |
| #1812 3.14/5 maxson924 2010-04-26 |
[00:37:44] <~Tsukatu> I want a PhD so I can remind myself that I have one, and so I can make people call me Dr. [00:38:01] <Torex> That's the only real reason I'd get a PhD. [00:38:03] <POTPIE> that's what my middle school math teacher did [00:38:08] <~Tsukatu> And if I get one, I will *totally* correct everyone who calls me Mr in the most condescending and spiteful tone I can muster. [00:38:09] <Torex> The job oppurtunities are a bonus. [00:38:19] <POTPIE> She always crrected.. yeah just in the way you said [00:38:33] <POTPIE> And then eventually everyone forgot to do it so often that she gave up and didn't care. [00:38:40] <Torex> "My job is being called /Dr./ Tsukatu." [00:38:50] <Torex> "Being a surgeon is just a sideline." |
| #2107 3.10/5 maxson924 2010-10-30 |
<John_Madden> i just counted how many calories i ate over the past two days combined and... <John_Madden> IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!! <gloomp> [16:17:19] * KICK :John_Madden is a channel admin <gloomp> goddammit |
| #1280 3.00/5 maxson924 2009-06-05 |
<ChrisE> your map reminds me of sex... a slow comfortable start, with a few wobbly bits and parts you don't want to do again, but right at the end comes the inevitable "BANG" <ChrisE> and you do it slower the next time to avoid the bang for as long as possible |
| #1512 3.00/5 maxson924 2009-09-09 |
<Ganteka> Riobe <Ganteka> you didn't play my pack <Ganteka> ;-; <Ganteka> vrddded <Riobe> I know <Riobe> I started to play <Riobe> then I got tired and went to sleep <Ganteka> lol <Ganteka> maybe you're awake today? <Riobe> no not really <Riobe> Goodnight! <PALEMOON> lol * Tunco (tunciman12@8D863D17.9D31AD55.54223848.IP) has joined #moa <Riobe> okay Ganteka <Riobe> I'm on episode 3 <Riobe> and I'd have to say <Riobe> I severely agree with what Blackson and PALEMOON said in your thread * Ganteka has quit (Ping timeout) <Riobe> ... <Blackson> His internet connection didn't take that too kindly. <Riobe> Yeah. <Riobe> Neither did his PRIDE. |
| #2607 3.00/5 maxson924 2012-08-03 |
<Deimos> is it bad to date someone that would be 10+ years`? <Rose> o_O <Rose> What? <Rose> It is bad to date a 10-year-old girl, Deimos. <prism> I think he means, 10+ years older <Rose> Oh. <Rose> Depends on /your/ age. <Rose> Half plus seven! <prism> lol <prism> good rule of thumb even if it doesn't necessarily really mean anything :P <Deimos> well my youngest cousin is 10 years old and i have looked at her but i decided i would wait 10 more years |
| #2004 2.91/5 maxson924 2010-08-26 |
<gloomp> album described as "crushing power-noise to accompany your self-mutilation orgy." * gloomp autodownload |
| #2697 2.89/5 maxson924 2012-12-14 |
<Bio> What's the strongest ejaculation you've had yet so far, Rose and lfaber? <lfaber> 0_o <Mistlerose> Well I once ejaculated far enough that I lost track of where it went and it must've dried somewhere in my room. <Mistlerose> I have also shot it into my hair many times since growing it out. <Mistlerose> Interestingly enough it almost seems to be a type of conditioner. <lfaber> NEW BY OLAY |
| #1830 2.88/5 maxson924 2010-05-18 |
<&gloomp> how about we TALK ABOUT HOW SMART WER ARE AT YOU <@eevee> lol gloomp <@eevee> yeah <@eevee> let's talk about that <&gloomp> EEVEE YESTERDAY I WAS BORED SO I SOLVER FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM |
| #2577 2.78/5 maxson924 2012-05-23 |
* Sunset (Sunset@scave-6D43A30D.cdrr.qwest.net) has joined #pony <Sunset> Hey. <PinkiePie> Colgate it's Sunset! <Colgate> who needs sunset! |
| #1959 2.75/5 maxson924 2010-08-04 |
<Miles> man gloomp you're such a nice guy...I mean wow <gloomp> i know <gloomp> a couple weeks ago <gloomp> they gave me a key to the city <Miles> damn <gloomp> for being such a great guy <Miles> then why are you such a tool on here? |
| #2592 2.75/5 maxson924 2012-06-22 |
<Colgate> i'm pretty musical compatibility with lestawolf aqui es aburrido? <Rose> Colgate español <Colgate> legacy y algunos en español ahora. <LeStawolf> Como estas Colgate? <Colgate> jaja, te haga pensar en ello como estais amigos con quien me about updates without sleep. <LeStawolf> that not make sence xD <Colgate> sometimes dont make sence |
| #1314 2.71/5 maxson924 2009-06-23 |
[11:11] <Blackson> I've been reviving my tastes for Jenkees. [11:11] <Blackson> He's got an album coming out before July. [11:12] <lord_day> Blackson, someone told me you were really into Lady Gaga. [11:12] <~sidke> You know what else is coming out in July? [11:12] <lord_day> You? [11:12] <lord_day> FRom the closet? [11:12] <lord_day> ;_; [11:12] <~sidke> l_d is coming out in July. [11:12] <~sidke> That was the line I had copied :/ [11:12] <~sidke> I didn't want to say it [11:12] <~sidke> but you went there. [11:12] <lord_day> XD [11:13] <lord_day> Well. [11:13] <lord_day> If you live in Vietnam. [11:13] <lord_day> Then I am coming on the 17th. [11:13] <&gloomp> Oooh. [11:13] <~sidke> What if I don't live in South-Eastern Asia? [11:13] <&gloomp> Are you gonna rape you some peasants? [11:13] <lord_day> For a month. [11:13] <lord_day> Um. [11:14] <lord_day> I am going for a month. [11:14] <@maxson924> lol [11:14] <&gloomp> Ahahahah. |
| #2261 2.70/5 maxson924 2011-02-16 |
<Lenin> i wnt to utada's japanese noise rock band wants to win who's all in vent? <Rose> japanese noise rock band? why are you not talking to gloomp about this <Lenin> that's like the band? <Rose> what band? <Lenin> japanese noise rock band? <Rose> yes that band <Lenin> readymade band name: believable guns. |
| #2604 2.70/5 maxson924 2012-07-21 |
<Colgate> *looks up the english pretty well, looks like i'm sad. <Rose> Colgate don't be sad. :( <Colgate> i really don't get sad :trollface: |
| #2314 2.62/5 maxson924 2011-04-14 |
<Destiny> but then sometimes a song comes on <Destiny> and i feel like listening to more like it <Destiny> so i'll listen to it's album <Rose> *its ;D <Rose> "listen to it is album" <Destiny> it being a song <Rose> I know, Destiny. <Destiny> so the apostrophe signifying possesion <Rose> ... |
| #2747 2.62/5 maxson924 2013-01-17 |
* Tunc Grunt - Addicted (Documentation) <Tunc> real party starter |
| #2834 2.45/5 maxson924 2013-09-05 |
<lfaber> all my memories of this place have been fat chicks and furry fat porn and fat related things and trance being disturbed by them |
| #1513 2.40/5 maxson924 2009-09-09 |
<PALEMOON> dude <PALEMOON> you are bad <Riobe> I am so bad, I know <sidke> as in the opposite of good <Riobe> oh <Riobe> I thought he meant like "badass" <Riobe> :( <maxson924> no Riobe you suck <maxson924> admit it <Riobe> NO U SUCK. <maxson924> no u <Riobe> NO U <maxson924> D:< <Riobe> damnit where the hell did Leaff go <maxson924> WHY DON'T U TRY SAYING THAT 2 MY FACE PUNK <Riobe> this sounds like the kind of conversation I'd be having with him * Leaff (Leaff@scave-5BDA980C.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #moa |
| #2279 2.40/5 maxson924 2011-03-01 |
<karl> the great cotton candy is away: sleep. |
| #2114 2.38/5 maxson924 2010-11-03 |
<Kuri> do you know the feeling of a punch PALEMOON <Kuri> because i can give youa 101 on it |
| #1487 2.30/5 maxson924 2009-08-24 |
<Leaff> my computer has been lagging so much lately <Leaff> ;; <Aaron> Mine too Leaff <Aaron> I blame ardee <Leaff> I blame Ard- <Leaff> ... |
| #1263 2.29/5 maxson924 2009-05-27 |
<maxson924> gragh i was coughing so much i got 1 hour of sleep last night 0_0 <&gloomp> :( <maxson924> i'm going to collapse <&gloomp> I slept like a charm. <maxson924> charms can't sleep <maxson924> they're not alive <&gloomp> Sure they can. <&gloomp> They're sleeping whenever you need them to work. |
| #1857 2.27/5 maxson924 2010-06-09 |
[21:52:31] <Torex> You're isaacx. [21:52:32] <Ingberlach> exactly |
| #1327 2.22/5 maxson924 2009-06-28 |
[13:22] -vps2.khobbits.co.uk:@#moa- gloomp invited toasters into the channel. [13:22] * toasters (chatzilla@scave-53AE59A3.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined #moa [13:22] <@maxson924> o_O [13:22] -vps2.khobbits.co.uk:@#moa- gloomp invited Marsupilami into the channel. [13:22] <@maxson924> what the hell? [13:22] <@maxson924> why were they kicked in the first place? [13:22] <&gloomp> [13:21:13] <toasters> I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE [13:22] <&gloomp> [13:21:47] <Marsupilami> lolwut [13:23] <@maxson924> so? [13:23] * Marsupilami (TwentyNine@scave-3DE9273F.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #moa [13:23] <Marsupilami> >_> [13:23] <&gloomp> Oh, I just decided not to tolerate it for nce. [13:23] <&gloomp> once* [13:23] <toasters> Tolerate what? Caps? [13:24] <&gloomp> NO NOT CAPS CAPS ARE FINE [13:24] <lightning> HAHAHA [13:24] <lightning> I LIKE TYPING IN CAPS [13:24] <&gloomp> AS DO I [13:24] <+CS|KS> CAPS ROCK! [13:24] * CS|KS was kicked by gloomp (NO CAPS) |
| #2736 2.22/5 maxson924 2013-01-07 |
<Colgate> french is amazing: http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude |
| #2872 2.00/5 maxson924 2014-09-19 |
<NyanCat_Polska> Hello <Tanner> Hello NyanCat_Polska <Tanner> How are you? <NyanCat_Polska> Hello Tanner <NyanCat_Polska> I'm good. <NyanCat_Polska> And you ? <Tanner> I'm good. <Tanner> This has been nice. <NyanCat_Polska> Yes. <Tanner> You're not nearly as much of a gay gay faggot faggot faggot gay whore gay whore gay fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck shit ass cunt cunt gay cunt whore as a I thought you were. <NyanCat_Polska> I am not gay :c <Tanner> Me neither. ;) <NyanCat_Polska> :3 <Tanner> ;) ;) <Tanner> NyanCat_Polska: a/s/l? <NyanCat_Polska> wat <NyanCat_Polska> ;w; <NyanCat_Polska> What are those letters/symbols means ? <RandomDigits> age/sex/literacy <NyanCat_Polska> 16/Male <NyanCat_Polska> why literacy ? <RandomDigits> lol <RandomDigits> it's actually location <NyanCat_Polska> Poland <RandomDigits> but really, I'm pretty sure Tanner is trolling you <NyanCat_Polska> I know <NyanCat_Polska> XD <Tanner> Oh, sorry, I got bored and forgot about this. |
| #1606 2.00/5 maxson924 2009-11-15 |
[17:10] <@inne> Vagina befriends penis. |
| #2761 1.88/5 maxson924 2013-02-11 |
<DeimosomieD> Rose, do ponies appeal? <Rose> What? <DeimosomieD> Um can you say something like that <Rose> Your question didn't make sense. :s <DeimosomieD> like this: and earth ponies just don't appeal <Rose> ?? <DeimosomieD> okay nevermind sorry that I wasted your valuable time <Rose> .-. <Uuni> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoodWhiplash |
| #1225 1.80/5 maxson924 2009-04-29 |
<Guiseppi> You shock my jock strap like Spock. <maxson924> you sock my cock just like Bach <Life247> You chock my cock with Spock's jock. * SlappyMcGee (Dildo@wpe-2AF1FE86.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #n * ChanServ sets mode: +o SlappyMcGee <esay> You are all Scrotum consuming blood lubricaters!!!!!!!! <@SlappyMcGee> ... |
| #1658 1.78/5 maxson924 2010-01-08 |
<%maxson> ahaha gloomp <%maxson> i'm doing a vocab thing for english <%gloomp> yo <%maxson> and the word "pretentious" came up <%maxson> its definition? <%maxson> pseudo-intellectual <%maxson> XD <%gloomp> hahahahahahah |
| #1813 1.71/5 maxson924 2010-04-27 |
[20:32:39] <palemoon> can i castle an en passant |
| #1628 1.67/5 maxson924 2009-12-07 |
* maxson changes topic to 'http://www.mediafire.com/?zd2l2dme5zz <-- Riobe made another song in Mixcraft. :D | Chord 2: 44% complete' <%maxson> I'M ALMOST HALFWAY DONE WOOOOOO <~Riobe> 3 maps away from half way <~Riobe> 28 from being done <%Leaff> gaspeth <~Riobe> way to go you map faster than Clifty |
| #1888 1.62/5 maxson924 2010-06-23 |
[16:36:35] <palemoon> where are the spinning windmills man [16:36:42] <palemoon> woods can't handle that shit [16:36:45] <@maxson> XD [16:36:45] <&gloomp> palemoon is right [16:36:49] <palemoon> he'd be all oh no a spinning windmill [16:36:49] <@maxson> i hate the spinning windmills [16:36:52] <palemoon> and then lock up and FAIL [16:36:58] <&gloomp> any gamw without spinning windmills iis not a real sport |
| #1438 1.50/5 maxson924 2009-08-04 |
<Riobe> I've been having mappers block lately. <Chord> same <Chord> but i'm getting out of it :D <Chord> i made two maps today <Chord> and only one of them sucked <Chord> so improvement yay |
| #2734 1.50/5 maxson924 2013-01-05 |
<Colgate> i'm a alcoholic. |
| #1937 1.33/5 maxson924 2010-07-20 |
[22:28:28] <~Riobe> fl [22:28:49] <~Riobe> why is it when I drag my fingers randomly across the keyboard I hit those two keys [22:29:03] <@Leaff> cancer [22:31:09] <~Riobe> D: [22:31:16] <~Riobe> so [22:31:22] <~Riobe> lets resume back to catching entei [22:31:24] <@gloomp> cancer gives mew wings [22:31:30] <@gloomp> me* lol |
| #2813 1.29/5 maxson924 2013-05-23 |
<xwdOnPhone> Daft Punk is... well, they have their moments <xwdOnPhone> Homework was my jam for a while <xwdOnPhone> Never really got into Discovery <xwdOnPhone> Except for a few tracks <Donfuy> discovery's my favorite <otters> well you are european |
| #2708 1.13/5 maxson924 2012-12-19 |
<flag> gloomp i saw that and voted it low because you quoted yourself it was sad but had to be done to maintain the integrity of the database and i understand and it's a terrible thing i often wish i could quote myself <noeloomp> i understand <Shebells> Quoting yourself can be fine if it's really good. <flag> no it is self aggrandizing <flag> for instance <flag> everything i say is funny <Shebells> We shall see. |
| #2882 1.00/5 maxson924 2015-06-28 |
<Colgate> #n is fucking ridiculous: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311429/ |
| #1470 0.88/5 maxson924 2009-08-16 |
<Leaff> do you like Animal Collective? <Chord> never heard them <Chord> but people say they're good <Leaff> If so <33333333333333333333 <Leaff> ;_; <Leaff> Chord, I'll describe them as plainly as I can. <Leaff> It's like being at a campfire with random people who you don't know where everyone is on acid and singing and dancing. <Chord> ... * southpaw (liam@F84A352E.2096A8AA.4F1644BF.IP) has joined #moa <Chord> southpaw <Leaff> PAWZ <Leaff> PAWZZZZZZ <Chord> holy shit <Leaff> PERFECT TIMING |
| #1766 0.86/5 maxson924 2010-03-27 |
<ska> holy shizzle <ska> just discovered the best place to hide condoms <spoon> ...Your pants? <ska> inbetween the track listing paper of old CD jewel cases <Vyacheslav> lol <Vyacheslav> I took a massive dump this morning. <ska> and i put it on ratemypoo.com <ska> i have a pic on there <ska> pretty sweet <ska> that's just what i do all day <ska> take photos of my feces |
| #1938 0.78/5 maxson924 2010-07-20 |
[01:04:41] <inne> Sink is heat. [01:04:42] <@Leaff> inne sink [01:04:42] <inne> Sink is blue. [01:04:43] <inne> Inne wordpressderized. [01:04:45] <sink> I AM IN HEAT [01:04:46] <@Leaff> inne sink [01:04:46] <inne> Sink you are being really dumb. [01:04:50] <@Leaff> inne sink [01:04:50] <inne> Sink is heat. [01:04:52] <@Leaff> inne sink [01:04:52] <inne> Taken to in fact I had a vision of the numbers corresponding with the letters t h e d I a m o n d. [01:04:54] <sink> AGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I NEED A MATE [01:04:54] <@Leaff> THANK YOU INNE [01:04:56] <@scrivener> <sink> I AM IN HEAT [01:04:57] <sink> I MUST MAKE MY MATING CALL [01:05:10] <sink> uuuurrrgggGGGRRRURUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH [01:05:15] <sink> EEEERRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOO [01:05:17] <@Leaff> inne arousing [01:05:18] <inne> Isn't it. [01:05:20] <@Leaff> yup [01:05:21] <@flag> Hahaha. [01:05:23] <@flag> It so is. |
| #1256 0.75/5 maxson924 2009-05-20 |
<~sidke> my flute > * <~sidke> real flute <@Losttortuga> hahaha cocksaphone <maxson924> XD <@palemoon> oh lol <~sidke> you guys doubt my flute? <@palemoon> i don't doubt your floot <~sidke> do you wish for photographic evidence clarifying my flute's awesomeness? <@Losttortuga> "Oh no my cocksaphone just expelled an unpleasent note!" |
| #2884 0.50/5 maxson924 2015-11-30 |
<nil> .ball <Sparkle> nil: .ball <query> -- randomly chooses a response to <query> from a predefined pool <nil> .ball does this plugin work? <Sparkle> nil: Don't count on it |
| #1450 0.44/5 maxson924 2009-08-09 |
[21:49] <@Chord> i hate my voice XD [21:49] <@Leaff> It could be worse. |
| #1236 0.33/5 maxson924 2009-05-08 |
* Now talking in #moa <~sidke> WTFWTFWTF <~sidke> WHY?! <maxson924> ;_; <~sidke> WHY?!?!?! ;___; * Disconnected |