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#1480 4.54/5 lord_day 2009-08-21	<Riobe> Be right back; breakfast <TV> breakfast!? <TV> It's 8PM! <Riobe> 6 AM where I am. <TV> but...how? <David> ... <David> "What black magick is this?" <TV> I mean, I know timezones... <TV> but isn't it the same time, but darker? <lord_day> ... <lord_day> O_o <lord_day> I... <TV> like, in some places, 1:00PM is the middle of the night? <David> ... <lord_day> Oh man. <lord_day> No. <David> ... <TV> ...huh <David> I'm amazed here. I'm stupefied by this sheer stupidity being displayed. <TV> I should pay more attention in class. :/ <TV> what does stupefied mean? <TV> I read it in Harry Potter once.
#940 4.38/5 lord_day 2008-11-06	Skyline is listening to Joy Division - Day of the Lords lord_day is now playing Elton John = Skyline Pigeon <lord_day> O_O\| <Skyline> ...,o_O
#1796 4.38/5 lord_day 2010-04-11	<lord_day> Tunc, are you good at maths? <Tunc> yeah <Tunc> I am <lord_day> How good are you? <Tunc> 4/5 <lord_day> Hmm. <lord_day> That won't do. <Tunc> O_o <Tunc> In fact, that /would/ do. <Tunc> ._. <lord_day> Ok. <Tunc> What is the subject? <Tunc> Just asking out of curiosity. <lord_day> Have you done imaginary numbers? <Tunc> yeah <lord_day> k <lord_day> Describe the argand diagram defined by ln(z) = iln(z) <lord_day> That is the question. <Tunc> kay <Tunc> a moment pl0x <Tunc> (a) z?w , (b) w-z , (c) w z , (d) z /w , <Tunc> (e) z* w?w* z , (f) w2 , (g) ln z , (h) ?1?z?w? <Tunc> ?12 <Tunc> ? . <Tunc> Hmph. <Tunc> I'm not that good. <Tunc> rolls eyes <lord_day> O_o
#380 4.25/5 lord_day 2007-11-20	<pirate_ninja_jesus> We'd have to go through the Bible belt. <Skyline> Eek! <pirate_ninja_jesus> ...which just made me realize something... <pirate_ninja_jesus> I guess that makes Florida the state that's-ahem-"below the belt" <pirate_ninja_jesus> :P <lord_day> Baha. <lord_day> Ahaha. <lord_day> It certainly looks the part. <pirate_ninja_jesus> Hahaha. <Skyline> Bahahahaha.
#305 4.23/5 lord_day 2007-08-16	<CW\|Homework> I don't like Guitar Hero Much. <thecalcgenius> I love it, I just don't have a console. *thecalcgenius plays it at Wal-Mart. :D
#373 4.22/5 lord_day 2007-11-17	<user> Where can I find N? <solarion> something for nothing <Skyline> http://harveycartel.org/metanet/ :D :D :D <user> What is the objective of N? <solarion> user: To achieve transcendence. <lord_day> You have to play it to see. <lord_day> It's /the/ best game I have ever played. <user> What are the controls? <lord_day> Shift - Jump. <Skyline> Shift, left, right, and turbo rocket ninja booster. <lord_day> Yeah. Except turbo rocket ninja booster. <Blizzard> 90% of your questions will be answered if you just download the game. <Blizzard> It's got a Story / Help / Etc. section. <Blizzard> Very user friendly, too. <Blizzard> ...That would have been an awful pun if I had intended it to be one. <Thomas> Hahaha. <lord_day> Bahaha.
#241 4.17/5 lord_day 2007-07-03	[20:45] <TS> I think bad spelling should be punishable by law. [20:45] <Demonz> Here here! [20:45] <gforce20> I absolutly agree [20:45] <TS> ...
#466 4.14/5 lord_day 2008-01-13	<BumBumMilkToffee> I'm actually 21 though doesn't make much of a difference. <wedgie> The truth? You can't handle the truth. <Skyline> Somebody kickban this kid. <BumBumMilkToffee> Go ahead <lord_day> Lets look at the evidence. <BumBumMilkToffee> i would be glad to be anywhere but here. <lord_day> Your name is BumBumMilkToffee <lord_day> Therefore you are < 13 <lord_day> QED <wedgie>? <wedgie> What the fuck man? <wedgie> Why are you here then? <BumBumMilkToffee> i dont actually know <BumBumMilkToffee> bye \|<-- BumBumMilkToffee has left waypasteleven.com (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.79 [Firefox 2.0.0.11/2007112718]) <Yanni> Don't you see, wedgie? <Yanni> [21:20] <BumBumMilkToffee> before i say any more to some teens im off. <Yanni> [21:20] * BumBumMilkToffee has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.79 [Firefox 2.0.0.11/2007112718]) <Yanni> He leaves because he doesn't want to talk to us. <Yanni> Oh, oh, wait. <wedgie> Yep. <Yanni> [21:23] * BumBumMilkToffee (chatzilla@B7E2AEF2.61D4AF10.5D2443A2.IP) has joined #n <Yanni> He comes back 3 minutes later. -->\|BumBumMilkToffee(chatzilla@B7E2AEF2.61D4AF10.5D2443A2.IP) has joined #n =-= Mode #n +v BumBumMilkToffee by Kaglaxyclax <lord_day> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA <Yanni> WELL HOW ABOUT THAT
#363 3.92/5 lord_day 2007-10-30	<uber_haxor> GUYS PLAY THIS MAP :OOOOO <uber_haxor> http://numa.notdot.net/map/106671 <remote> then play mine!! <PockyMonster\|Bitching> How do you play the map? <Yahoozy> You don't... <Yahoozy> You look at the picture. <Yahoozy> Have you never been to the website before? <PockyMonster\|Bitching> Nope. <PockyMonster\|Bitching> So how do I make my character?
#1211 3.91/5 lord_day 2009-04-20	<Skyline> So you want a girl to pee on you? <Sept> I guess. <Skyline> Freaky. <Skyline> Do you want to ingest it or just let it run down your chest? <Sept> I guess a mix of both. <Skyline> I can't imagine that pee tastes very good. <Skyline> But I guess that's part of the eroticism? <Skyline> Like, you're being forced to drink it? <Sept> I guess. <Skyline> So you don't really wanna have sex with girls, do you, Sept? If y ou want to be one yourself? <Skyline> Like, it's more of a mutual thing? <Sept> Wha? <Sept> I wanna fuck myself? <lord_day> D:< <Skyline> I mean, if it's just two girls and a dildo <Skyline> It sorta goes both ways. <Skyline> Do you see what I mean, Sept? <Sept> I guess. <Sept> Not really. <Skyline> Well, what do you see it as? <Sept> Two people who love each other very much? <lord_day> I pronounce you man and wife. <lord_day> You may now piss the bride.
#840 3.90/5 lord_day 2008-09-18	-->\| Twistkill (chatzilla@wpe-86B0138C.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #N <spoon`> Twistkill. <spoon`> I seem to remember you. <Twistkill> I don't remember you, but that may be because there is no spoon.
#472 3.88/5 lord_day 2008-01-17	When I joined #n, there was only thecalcgenius, Kashkin and CW^Sleep online: <lord_day> O_O <lord_day> Where are all the people? Obylisk` [Obe@private-30FAE7CC.secksy.net] has joined #n * CW^Sleep [ChaosWolf@private-B9B513F0.dhcp.insightbb.com] has quit [Ping timeout] *** Kashkin [aramanthst@private-1B0D990C.lns11.adl6.internode.on.net] has quit [Ping timeout] <lord_day> O_O_O <lord_day> tcg? <lord_day> What happened here? It's everyone is .... gone... <lord_day> shudders * thecalcgenius [Calcy@private-E5510438.rice.edu] has quit [Ping timeout] * Obylisk` [Obe@private-30FAE7CC.secksy.net] has quit [Ping timeout] <lord_day> ;-; <lord_day> NOooooooooooooooo
#587 3.79/5 lord_day 2008-04-05	Mae> Pleasure <maestro> We should fuse! =-= maestro is now known as stro
#1003 3.78/5 lord_day 2008-12-23	<christmas_day> Calcy, <christmas_day> What does Santa give naughty boys who ask for coal? <Hanukkalcy> What else but billions of dollars in bailout money? <Hanukkalcy> AMIRITE <christmas_day> SNAP
#728 3.70/5 lord_day 2008-07-06	Oh god, it's Zombie time... =-= DDRave is now known as zombies <zombies> roar -->\| victim (victim@wpe-349DD438.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #N <Yanni> Hah, timing. -------------------- =-= Animator is now known as AniZombie AniZombie eats lord_day's brain. <AniZombie> One of us... one of us... one of us... [ERROR] Connection to irc://irc.waypasteleven.com/ (irc://irc.waypasteleven.com/) reset. Looks like he got me.
#156 3.55/5 lord_day 2007-04-18	[23:21] * LittleViking [LV@private-D7A7FCC6.dhcp.hspr.ca.charter.com] has joined #n [23:21] * mode/#n [+oq LittleViking LittleViking] by ChanServ [23:21] <LittleViking> We're running out of bees!! http://www.blacklistednews.com/view.asp?ID=2862 [23:21] <LittleViking> Running out of bees! [23:21] *** LittleViking [LV@private-D7A7FCC6.dhcp.hspr.ca.charter.com] has quit [Quit: ]
#235 3.50/5 lord_day 2007-06-27	<blue_tetris> All the Swedish, Polish, and Ukrainian forumers can suck my hairy American ballsack. Please quote me on that.
#743 3.50/5 lord_day 2008-07-17	-->\| kryX (ijaofs@wpe-172D36BD.bredband.comhem.se) has joined #N <Orange> kryx is my WoW name o.O <kryX> :O <Orange> I'm serious. I made that name before I even knew this community existed. <kryX> wow, you serious? <kryX> that's so random <Orange> Entirely. <kryX> especially since i nick kryX-orange lord_day> O_o
#316 3.40/5 lord_day 2007-08-28	<Sendy> I'm sexually frustrated and bored. <Kashkin> Well, we all know what that leads to. <Sendy> Screaming? <Sendy> Being rude to strangers for no reason? <Kashkin> In a fashion... <Sendy> lol <lord_day> Or, in some cases, being extremely polite to strangers. <Sendy> A little politeness can go a LONG way <Kashkin> Heh. "Can I have some sex..." <Kashkin> "... please?" <lord_day> Wow. You had even me about to say yes then. <Kashkin> Aw... only about to? <lord_day> Yeah. <lord_day> You didn't excuse yourself first. Otherwise I was a gonner. <Kashkin> Hah.
#100 3.31/5 lord_day 2007-03-13	[19:45] <Linus> My friend's mom has the cutest rabies! [19:46] <Isaac> Babies? [19:46] <lord_day> o_O [19:46] <Linus> Hahahah, yeah.
#849 3.29/5 lord_day 2008-09-26	<smartalco> nice time to come in LV <Turtle> Poor LV, opening up to that <smartalco> we were just discussing Obylisk's tits <LittleViking> That's what she said. <Obylisk> I dont get it... <smartalco> <smartalco> nice time to come in LV <smartalco> <LittleViking> That's what she said. <smartalco> ^that was the joke Obylisk <Obylisk> I still dont get it <smartalco> interesting <incluye> How sad... <Turtle> facepalm <lord_day> AHAHAHA <lord_day> Obylisk, how old are you? <Obylisk> 15 <lord_day> O_O
#407 3.20/5 lord_day 2007-12-15	<lord_day> So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? <lord_day> So you think you can love me and leave me to die? <lord_day> Oh, baby.... <Jerrod> s SR;SFDML;SFD <Jerrod> L;SD <Jerrod> L;ML;SFDML;SFD; <lord_day> Can't do this to me, baby. <Jerrod> SFDML;ASD;LSFDML;sd <Jerrod> SD <Jerrod> MLML;LZXMFD <Jerrod> asl;dlmfl;m;cfmlv;smld <lord_day> Just got to get out <Jerrod> ;svdl;;lsmvd;lfcs <Jerrod> I love that song <lord_day> Just got to get right out of here...... <lord_day> :D <Jerrod> That was suppose to be a guitar solo. <lord_day> Ahahaha. <Jerrod> On my keeeyboard.
#512 3.18/5 lord_day 2008-02-09	<lord_day> Kwiftee <Kwiftee> } <Kwiftee> o_O <Kwiftee> *Mmm? <Kwiftee> That's possibly the strangest typo ever. <lord_day> O_OOOOOOOOOOO
#68 3.07/5 lord_day 2007-02-24	<Sept> See, I just masturbated and then sneezed, and then I look up at one of my wrists and there's this stuff on it and I can't tell if it was jizz or snot :/
#84 3.00/5 lord_day 2007-03-02	<Kabloxy> I don't care at this point. TheSeer can know full-well what we're doing. I like my TSes to start with Tosho and end in Soft, thank you very much.
#204 3.00/5 lord_day 2007-06-02	* rocket_thumped rapes thumper * Thumper has anti rape v_1.0 <lord_day> Dude, RT's rape is v_4.2 <lord_day> It gets past any defense below 3.0 <lord_day> Trust me, I know. <Thumper> dang * Thumper upgrades to v_5.99 <Thumper> ha <lord_day> That costs 1000000 gold, which I doubt you have. <lord_day> And it's not compatible with IRC.
#869 3.00/5 lord_day 2008-10-03	<lord_day>And you might see why my jump was special, and the map is not easy. <incluye> X( <incluye> I see it now. <incluye> I'm not making that jump in this lifetime, man. <incluye> Hm. * incluye presses K <incluye> Maybe in this one.
#2221 2.91/5 lord_day 2011-01-22	<lord_gay> I think my name got Yanni all excited. <lord_gay> He has to 'cool off' in the shower. <Sunset> He really likes the lord, gay. <Sunset> XD <lord_gay> ... O_o <Sunset> God damn it you never laugh at my jokes. <Sunset> D:<
#34 2.69/5 lord_day 2007-02-18	[15:52] <Yahoozy> I hate it when you shit on the floor and you hear it but you can't find it. [15:52] <Yahoozy> :\| [15:52] <Yahoozy> *drop shit
#600 2.67/5 lord_day 2008-04-08	<lord_day> Unreality has become jerky... <kkstrong> the person? <TFK> how so? <lord_day> Haha. <lord_day> The program. XD
#203 2.62/5 lord_day 2007-06-02	--> Thumper_ (cgiircuser@private-5F9A7C15.chriscole.info) has joined #n <Thumper_> stupid <Thumper_> stupid stupid <Thumper_> how do i kick the other me off? <lord_day> Like this: <lord_day> /quit Thumper <Thumper_> -.- <-- Thumper_ has quit (Quit: Thumper)
#449 1.75/5 lord_day 2008-01-01	Brttrx (Brttrx@private-3331DDE3.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #N =-= Mode #n +v Brttrx by KinGAleX <Brttrx> hi <XiAH> hey <Brttrx> whats goin on <XiAH> nothin much <faemir> i'm currently trying to ignore your misspelling of going :P
#1028 1.62/5 lord_day 2009-01-10	<Skyline> lord_day, it's about time we did another joke arrangement.