It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<Riobe> Be right back; breakfast
<TV> It's 8PM!
<Riobe> 6 AM where I am.
<David> "What black magick is this?"
<TV> I mean, I know timezones...
<TV> but isn't it the same time, but darker?
<TV> like, in some places, 1:00PM is the middle of the night?
<lord_day> Oh man.
<David> I'm amazed here. I'm stupefied by this sheer stupidity being displayed.
<TV> I should pay more attention in class. :/
<TV> what does stupefied mean?
<TV> I read it in Harry Potter once.
|Skyline is listening to Joy Division - Day of the Lords
lord_day is now playing Elton John = Skyline Pigeon
|<lord_day> Tunc, are you good at maths?
<Tunc> I am
<lord_day> How good are you?
<lord_day> That won't do.
<Tunc> In fact, that /would/ do.
<Tunc> What is the subject?
<Tunc> Just asking out of curiosity.
<lord_day> Have you done imaginary numbers?
<lord_day> Describe the argand diagram defined by ln(z) = i*ln(z*)
<lord_day> That is the question.
<Tunc> a moment pl0x
<Tunc> (a) z?w , (b) w-z , (c) w z , (d) z /w ,
<Tunc> (e) z* w?w* z , (f) w2 , (g) ln z , (h) ?1?z?w?
<Tunc> ? .
<Tunc> I'm not that good.
<Tunc> *rolls eyes*
|<pirate_ninja_jesus> We'd have to go through the Bible belt.
<pirate_ninja_jesus> ...which just made me realize something...
<pirate_ninja_jesus> I guess that makes Florida the state that's-ahem-"below the belt"
<lord_day> It certainly looks the part.
|<CW|Homework> I don't like Guitar Hero Much.
<thecalcgenius> I love it, I just don't have a console.
*thecalcgenius plays it at Wal-Mart. :D
|<user> Where can I find N?
<solarion> something for nothing
<Skyline> http://harveycartel.org/metanet/ :D :D :D
<user> What is the objective of N?
<solarion> user: To achieve transcendence.
<lord_day> You have to play it to see.
<lord_day> It's /the/ best game I have ever played.
<user> What are the controls?
<lord_day> Shift - Jump.
<Skyline> Shift, left, right, and turbo rocket ninja booster.
<lord_day> Yeah. Except turbo rocket ninja booster.
<Blizzard> 90% of your questions will be answered if you just download the game.
<Blizzard> It's got a Story / Help / Etc. section.
<Blizzard> Very user friendly, too.
<Blizzard> ...That would have been an awful pun if I had intended it to be one.
|[20:45] <TS> I think bad spelling should be punishable by law.
[20:45] <Demonz> Here here!
[20:45] <gforce20> I absolutly agree
[20:45] <TS> ...
|<BumBumMilkToffee> I'm actually 21 though doesn't make much of a difference.
<wedgie> The truth? You can't handle the truth.
<Skyline> Somebody kickban this kid.
<BumBumMilkToffee> Go ahead
<lord_day> Lets look at the evidence.
<BumBumMilkToffee> i would be glad to be anywhere but here.
<lord_day> Your name is BumBumMilkToffee
<lord_day> Therefore you are < 13
<wedgie> What the fuck man?
<wedgie> Why are you here then?
<BumBumMilkToffee> i dont actually know
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<Yanni> Don't you see, wedgie?
<Yanni> [21:20] <BumBumMilkToffee> before i say any more to some teens im off.
<Yanni> [21:20] * BumBumMilkToffee has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.79 [Firefox 220.127.116.11/2007112718])
<Yanni> He leaves because he doesn't want to talk to us.
<Yanni> Oh, oh, wait.
<Yanni> [21:23] * BumBumMilkToffee (chatzilla@B7E2AEF2.61D4AF10.5D2443A2.IP) has joined #n
<Yanni> He comes back 3 minutes later.
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<Yanni> WELL HOW ABOUT THAT
|<uber_haxor> GUYS PLAY THIS MAP :OOOOO
<remote> then play mine!!
<PockyMonster|Bitching> How do you play the map?
<Yahoozy> You don't...
<Yahoozy> You look at the picture.
<Yahoozy> Have you never been to the website before?
<PockyMonster|Bitching> So how do I make my character?
|<Skyline> So you want a girl to pee on you?
<Sept> I guess.
<Skyline> Do you want to ingest it or just let it run down your chest?
<Sept> I guess a mix of both.
<Skyline> I can't imagine that pee tastes very good.
<Skyline> But I guess that's part of the eroticism?
<Skyline> Like, you're being forced to drink it?
<Sept> I guess.
<Skyline> So you don't really wanna have sex with girls, do you, Sept? If y
ou want to be one yourself?
<Skyline> Like, it's more of a mutual thing?
<Sept> I wanna fuck myself?
<Skyline> I mean, if it's just two girls and a dildo
<Skyline> It sorta goes both ways.
<Skyline> Do you see what I mean, Sept?
<Sept> I guess.
<Sept> Not really.
<Skyline> Well, what do you see it as?
<Sept> Two people who love each other very much?
<lord_day> I pronounce you man and wife.
<lord_day> You may now piss the bride.
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<spoon`> I seem to remember you.
<Twistkill> I don't remember you, but that may be because there is no spoon.
|*When I joined #n, there was only thecalcgenius, Kashkin and CW^Sleep online:
<lord_day> Where are all the people?
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<lord_day> What happened here? It's everyone is .... gone...
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<maestro> We should fuse!
=-= maestro is now known as stro
<christmas_day> What does Santa give naughty boys who ask for coal?
<Hanukkalcy> What else but billions of dollars in bailout money?
|Oh god, it's Zombie time...
=-= DDRave is now known as zombies
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<Yanni> Hah, timing.
=-= Animator is now known as AniZombie
AniZombie eats lord_day's brain.
<AniZombie> One of us... one of us... one of us...
[ERROR] Connection to irc://irc.waypasteleven.com/ (irc://irc.waypasteleven.com/) reset.
Looks like he got me.
|[23:21] *** LittleViking [LV@private-D7A7FCC6.dhcp.hspr.ca.charter.com] has joined #n
[23:21] *** mode/#n [+oq LittleViking LittleViking] by ChanServ
[23:21] <LittleViking> We're running out of bees!! http://www.blacklistednews.com/view.asp?ID=2862
[23:21] <LittleViking> Running out of bees!
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|<blue_tetris> All the Swedish, Polish, and Ukrainian forumers can suck my hairy American ballsack. Please quote me on that.|
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<Orange> kryx is my WoW name o.O
<Orange> I'm serious. I made that name before I even knew this community existed.
<kryX> wow, you serious?
<kryX> that's so random
<kryX> especially since i nick kryX-orange
|<Sendy> I'm sexually frustrated and bored.
<Kashkin> Well, we all know what that leads to.
<Sendy> Being rude to strangers for no reason?
<Kashkin> In a fashion...
<lord_day> Or, in some cases, being extremely polite to strangers.
<Sendy> A little politeness can go a LONG way
<Kashkin> Heh. "Can I have some sex..."
<Kashkin> "... please?"
<lord_day> Wow. You had even me about to say yes then.
<Kashkin> Aw... only about to?
<lord_day> You didn't excuse yourself first. Otherwise I was a gonner.
|[19:45] <Linus> My friend's mom has the cutest rabies!
[19:46] <Isaac> Babies?
[19:46] <lord_day> o_O
[19:46] <Linus> Hahahah, yeah.
|<smartalco> nice time to come in LV
<Turtle> Poor LV, opening up to that
<smartalco> we were just discussing Obylisk's tits
<LittleViking> That's what she said.
<Obylisk> I dont get it...
<smartalco> <smartalco> nice time to come in LV
<smartalco> <LittleViking> That's what she said.
<smartalco> ^that was the joke Obylisk
<Obylisk> I still dont get it
<incluye> How sad...
<lord_day> Obylisk, how old are you?
|<lord_day> So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
<lord_day> So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
<lord_day> Oh, baby....
<Jerrod> s SR;SFDML;SFD
<lord_day> Can't do this to me, baby.
<lord_day> Just got to get out
<Jerrod> I love that song
<lord_day> Just got to get right out of here......
<Jerrod> That was suppose to be a guitar solo.
<Jerrod> On my keeeyboard.
<Kwiftee> That's possibly the strangest typo ever.
|<Sept> See, I just masturbated and then sneezed, and then I look up at one of my wrists and there's this stuff on it and I can't tell if it was jizz or snot :/
|<Kabloxy> I don't care at this point. TheSeer can know full-well what we're doing. I like my TSes to start with Tosho and end in Soft, thank you very much.|
|* rocket_thumped rapes thumper
* Thumper has anti rape v_1.0
<lord_day> Dude, RT's rape is v_4.2
<lord_day> It gets past any defense below 3.0
<lord_day> Trust me, I know.
* Thumper upgrades to v_5.99
<lord_day> That costs 1000000 gold, which I doubt you have.
<lord_day> And it's not compatible with IRC.
|<lord_day>And you might see why my jump was special, and the map is not easy.
<incluye> I see it now.
<incluye> I'm not making that jump in this lifetime, man.
* incluye presses K
<incluye> Maybe in this one.
|<lord_gay> I think my name got Yanni all excited.
<lord_gay> He has to 'cool off' in the shower.
<Sunset> He really likes the lord, gay.
<lord_gay> ... O_o
<Sunset> God damn it you never laugh at my jokes.
|[15:52] <Yahoozy> I hate it when you shit on the floor and you hear it but you can't find it.
[15:52] <Yahoozy> :|
[15:52] <Yahoozy> *drop shit
|<lord_day> Unreality has become jerky...
<kkstrong> the person?
<TFK> how so?
<lord_day> The program. XD
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<Thumper_> stupid stupid
<Thumper_> how do i kick the other me off?
<lord_day> Like this:
<lord_day> /quit Thumper
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<Brttrx> whats goin on
<XiAH> nothin much
<faemir> i'm currently trying to ignore your misspelling of going :P
|<Skyline> lord_day, it's about time we did another joke arrangement.|