It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #2703 4.54/5 lfaber 2012-12-16 |
<palemoon> remember when ska copied and pasted a huge picture of text <palemoon> remember when ska posted another review that was just bitching about people <palemoon> remember when ska ruined everything multiple times <noeloomp> yes |
| #2878 3.29/5 lfaber 2015-01-09 |
<GAMEOEUVRE> http://i4.minus.com/ibq8XD6PJaJtPH.jpg <Aidiera> Okay. <GAMEOEUVRE> Aidiera do you think i'm cute <Aidiera> I think you should buy sweatshirts that fit you. |
| #2821 3.10/5 lfaber 2013-06-18 |
<~Rose> Y'know once I orgasmed from eating so much. <~Rose> I was never able to recreate that. <&lfaber> are you serious?! <&lfaber> that's AWESOME!! <&lfaber> hahahahaha <~Rose> Yeah I just ate non-stop for about 7-8 hours. <~Rose> By the end of it I was naked because neither my shorts nor boxers fit anymore. <&lfaber> i wonder if there's a legit medical term for that <&lfaber> hah <~Rose> I didn't stop until I literally could not get up. <@trance> :| <~Rose> It took every ounce of energy just to rub my belly <~Rose> and then boom <~Rose> orgasm |
| #2698 2.78/5 lfaber 2012-12-14 |
<efaber> what's that? <noeloomp> go tell your mommy your brother is showing you gross pokemon porn <efaber>she watches it too <Regalo>... <ebenezer_script> >___> <latkefaber> 0_o <latkefaber> wat <noeloomp> ... <latkefaber> ... <latkefaber> ... <Regalo> ... <latkefaber> ummmmmmmmm <Regalo> That was one hell of a showstopper <noeloomp> for real |
| #2773 1.56/5 lfaber 2013-03-06 |
00:31 <@lfaber> i'm tired 00:32 * trance sets mode: -m 00:32 <~Rose> Then sleep. 00:32 <@lfaber> ..no 00:32 <@lfaber> sleep is for people 00:32 <@lfaber> duh 00:32 <@lfaber> ....psssshaw 00:32 <&trance> lfaber 00:32 <Jonsi> lfaber 00:32 <@lfaber> lfaber 00:32 <Jonsi> lfaber 00:33 <~Rose> I swear to god. 00:33 <Jonsi> oh god. 00:33 <@lfaber> what 00:33 <Jonsi> oh, what team 00:33 <~Rose> If he replies to this line, I'm kickbanning him. 00:33 <Jonsi> my replies to do. 00:33 <@lfaber> huh 00:33 <Jonsi> huh 00:33 * Rose sets mode: +b *!*Jonsi@*.prvdri.fios.verizon.net 00:33 * Jonsi was kicked by Rose (Rose) |
| #2780 1.50/5 lfaber 2013-03-21 |
23:24 <&flag> why is mt username otters now 23:24 <&flag> ? 23:24 <@otters> what 23:26 * Donfuy has quit IRC (Ping timeout) 23:28 <@gloomp> otters~1 23:28 <@otters> huh |
| #2820 1.40/5 lfaber 2013-06-16 |
<lfaber> oops <Rose> ohai <lfaber> accidently quit D: <Rose> Nah, you just parted the channel. * halifax sets mode: +G <lfaber> oh yes well put <lfaber> well put good sir <&halifax> This ought to stop that from happening. <lfaber> what is +G <&halifax> Stops accidental parts. <lfaber> oh cool <lfaber> that was the first time i've actually accidentally parted, though <&halifax> After your first time, it happens more often. <Rose> Pretty sure +G is a curse-word filter. * &halifax has left #n |
| #2835 1.22/5 lfaber 2013-09-05 |
<Xenorax> I'm so goddamned sexy. http://i.imgur.com/v9ZiAS5.png <lfaber> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <lfaber> xenorax you so crunchy boyy <Xenorax> I'm not sure what that means. |
| #2767 1.00/5 lfaber 2013-02-23 |
<Donfuy> who called me <Box> Yes |
| #2699 0.89/5 lfaber 2012-12-14 |
<Coalgate> lfaber <lfaber> hi <lfaber> coalgate sugartits <Coalgate> coalgate can never be able to use the word 'faggot' <lfaber> XD <noeloomp> that's contradictory, coalgate <Coalgate> i easily see why coalgate to sugartits all inferior. <lfaber> 0_o |
| #2744 0.67/5 lfaber 2013-01-15 |
<@otters> HA <southpaw> I'm done <southpaw> how do I leave <Inspired> Erm. <&KinGAleX> /quit |
| #2849 0.60/5 lfaber 2014-01-16 |
<&halifax> Watashi-ga ichi nori desu. <lfaber1> naze? <&halifax> Shi. <lfaber1> ? shi is tooth. <lfaber> konran shite imasu <&halifax> Oh, those are characters I can't see. <&halifax> I thought they were just question marks. <lfaber> mhm. <lfaber> but why do you have one seaweed <&halifax> Is that what I said? <lfaber> yes <lfaber> lol <&halifax> Awesome. |
| #2701 0.36/5 lfaber 2012-12-14 |
<notdust> so, what has everyone been up to? <lfaber> POON |
| #2749 0.31/5 lfaber 2013-01-20 |
<glass_arm> you remember that massive collab that traveleravi hosted? <leonidas> yeah we are doing a 4th one <leonidas> http://tinypic.com/r/2d0mjrl/6 <leonidas> meanapple u are brown <leonidas> efaber teal <leonidas> lfaber white <da_guru> ah, so everyone has his/her very personal bubble <glass_arm> I'm blue la ba dee doo ba la ba dee doo something <lfaber> yay <Jerry> why cant I choose me colour? :( <leonidas> ok you can jerry <leonidas> what do you want then jerry? <Jerry> brown |
| #2700 0.11/5 lfaber 2012-12-14 |
<lfaber> ender, I am in need of something ridiculously non-sensible. Please provide something non-sensible. <ender> but that corrupts the testing center of the ridiculously organized <lfaber> thank you <ender> you can thank fuck, no not an orange juice box? <lfaber> nonsense orgasm |
| #2752 0.09/5 lfaber 2013-01-27 |
<+Xenorax> Sunset, I'mma fuck you in the butt. <Sunset> lol ok <lfaber> sunset I didn't know you were a fan of sotomy <lfaber> sunset I didn't know you were a fan of sotomy <Sunset> i didn't either <+Xenorax> Sodomy. <lfaber> especially by xenorax <Sunset> yes this is new to me too <lfaber> that's the LAST person i would be ok with <lfaber> well, that's not true <lfaber> yeah, halifax <+Xenorax> Sodomy is pronounced with a "d" sound. <+Xenorax> Not a t. <lfaber> that would be uncomfortable <lfaber> halifax in my butt.... god no <Sunset> i don't think so tim <lfaber> who's tit? <lfaber> i mean tim? <Sunset> it's a reference <+Xenorax> Sounds like a boob. <lfaber> -_- <+Xenorax> lfaber, slowly slide an orange into your asshole. <+Xenorax> Congrats, you just inserted halifax into your ass. <lfaber> I only have grapefruit <Sunset> it counts <lfaber> ok imma find it <+Xenorax> Sunset, do you dare me to pour pop rocks down my penis? <Sunset> i swear to fuck this happened <Sunset> THIS FUCKING HAPPENED <Sunset> GODDAMMIT FUCKING DEJA VU AGAIN FUCK <Sunset> WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME SHIT <lfaber> ok i have the grapefruit...... what i miss oh god <scr|pt> how do you pour pop rocks down your penis? <Sunset> HE SAID THIS EXACT SAME THING <Sunset> THE LAST TIME WE TALKED HERE <Sunset> WHAT THE FUCK <+Xenorax> I shove them in on by one. <+Xenorax> I didn't think you saw it <Sunset> JFKLJKDKJKDFJDKFJKJKDF |