It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#82
4.62/5
krusch
2007-03-01
<Kabloxy> Man, fuck atob winning the TMMLT.
<Kabloxy> I spent 30-some hours on that ten-minute map.
#2236
4.53/5
krusch
2011-01-27
<Blackson> Is karl a bot? O.o
<karl> o.o
<Blackson> karl, Kittens?
<karl> karl, <3
<Blackson> Yeah, bot.
<krusch> No, he just has poor English.
<karl> the only vegetarian foods to be smart bot.
<karl> anyway, poor wpm: points: wpm: points: 0 wpm: dicks
#2174
4.50/5
krusch
2010-12-19
<halifax> Find a word that uses the letter combination "tchphr" somewhere in the word.
<Eggnoghan> bitchphrase.
<halifax> okay that works
#2274
4.48/5
krusch
2011-02-23
<Vyacheslav> i wish karl could report the weather in a marxist style
<karl> and communist manifesto communsit marx marxism marxist proletariat abashsjhsdjhkasdjhkasdjhkasdjhasdjhkasdjhksdjhkasdjhkasdjhkjhkdassd
<Vyacheslav> o_O lol what
<krusch> Ahahahahaha.
<krusch> karl got kwazy.
<karl> karl meth
#80
4.38/5
krusch
2007-02-28
* Jman2005 has joined #n
* Jman2005 slaps Lucidium around a bit with a large trout
<krusch> Don't....don't do that.
<KinGAleX> If Luci were here, he'd kill you. And I'd be shocked that he was actually here.

~30 minutes pass ...

<Lucidium> RRRRAAAAAAAAARGH
* Lucidium cracks Jman2005 over the head with a 2*4. With nails in!
<Lucidium> HALF HOUR DELAYED REVENGE.
<Lucidium> You'll never see it coming.
* Lucidium goes back to lurking.
<krusch> Hahahahaha.
<LittleViking> O_O
<krusch> Hahahahahahahahaha.
#2337
4.33/5
krusch
2011-05-12
<krusch> So, has the Metanet community discovered Erin McNaughton yet?
<Aidiera> Well.......
<Aidiera> Now that you mention it.
<Aidiera> She did cause quite a ruckus with her choice of blog name.
<remm> ahaha, I remember that
<remm> it was something anl right?
<remm> *anal
<remm> analsis?
<Tanner> It can be, if she's into that.
<Aidiera> Analyfe.
<remm> there you go.
<krusch> Analyfe.
<krusch> Oh, that was her.
<krusch> I love that blog.
<Aidiera> ._.
<Tanner> Is there a perfectly rational explanation for that?
<Aidiera> I bet you do.
<Aidiera> "Analyze life."
<Tanner> You're kidding.
<Aidiera> I wish.
<Tanner> And I see she's studying to be the world's first analyzer and therapist.
<Tanner> Analrapist, if you will.
#2288
4.19/5
krusch
2011-03-06
<karl> me > jane eyre
#238
4.05/5
krusch
2007-06-28
<LittleViking> I watched Black Snake Moan today.
<Kabloxy> ...Eww,
<LittleViking> Very good movie.
<Kabloxy> Oh, the movie.
<LittleViking> Haha.
<LittleViking> I also looked at the penis of a black man.
<Kabloxy> Ahahahaha!
#2216
3.93/5
krusch
2011-01-18
<scythe> My English class was a total joke.
<scythe> I just wrote pseudo-journalistic crap in the same obnoxiously smug tone I use on the forums.
<blue_tetris> Your smugness was always super ineffectual.
<scythe> Aww. It would have been nice to think I was fooling -someone-.
<blue_tetris> You know how your cat always looks so arrogant and smug when it's cleaning itself, like it's -extremely- good at cleaning feces from its own fur.
<blue_tetris> And, like, if it were a task worthy of mention to clean feces from one's fur, the cat would be right in holding itself to such high esteem.
<blue_tetris> And the cat doesn't realize that the humans around it don't care at all how good a creature is at licking shit from their fur.
<blue_tetris> So the smugness of the cat goes completely unregarded?
<blue_tetris> That's you, scythe. You lick shit from your own fur and you're proud of it.
<blue_tetris> Fuck you.
<blue_tetris> Nah, you're great though.
<scythe> At least I have clean fur!
<blue_tetris> But now you're full of shit.
<blue_tetris> Instead of covered with it.
<blue_tetris> It's poignant.
#2181
3.92/5
krusch
2010-12-24
<krusch> There's only so many ways you can use the word "vulva".
<blue_tetris> But there are limitless ways you can use the vulva, word?
#437
3.67/5
krusch
2007-12-27
<blue_tetris> I don't know what Reagan is more: dead or stupid.
#2230
3.46/5
krusch
2011-01-25
*Lenny (weissl2001@62FA1AB7.6A2B7552.34AE569B.IP) has joined #n
<karl> hey lenny