It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#502
3.88/5
kkstrong0
2008-02-07
[19:56] <blue_tetris> I'm sure I've accidentally given a few dudes orgasms before. I don't think that makes me gay.
#522
2.38/5
kkstrong0
2008-02-15
[22:23:12] <kkstrong> Bloxy, you are my all time favorite. I could not tell you in words over IRC how far my compasion burns within me. I want to spend the rest of my days with you, and I want the whole world to know it.
[22:23:19] <kkstrong> Bloxy, will you be my Valentine?
[22:23:26] <BloxBot> Sure! ^_^
[22:23:39] <kkstrong> I rehearsed that one for my girlfriend!
[22:23:51] <kkstrong> (minus the IRC part)
[22:23:54] <BloxBot> Right.
[22:24:14] <kkstrong> An Arranged marraige, you see.
[22:24:23] <BloxBot> Ah, yes. For a goat.
[22:24:38] <kkstrong> Yes, for my goat.
[22:24:48] <kkstrong> (and her vagina)
[22:24:55] <BloxBot> Indeed.
[22:25:32] <kkstrong> Wow, just think, tonight more people are fucking like jackrabbits, than any other night.
[22:25:49] <BloxBot> Whoa. No kidding.
[22:25:56] <kkstrong> Like all my teachers are fucking their wives/ husbands right now. How awesome!
[22:26:03] <BloxBot> That is awesome!
[22:26:05] <kkstrong> That like awesome to the point of sickness.
[22:26:18] <BloxBot> Some of my teachers are hot, though.
[22:26:35] <kkstrong> All of my teachers are hot, event he bald, manly ones!
[22:26:45] <BloxBot> Shit yeah!
#533
1.11/5
kkstrong0
2008-02-25
[16:50:48] <blue_tetris> kkstrong, don't put words in my mouth.
[16:50:53] <blue_tetris> Lying son of a bitch.
[16:50:59] * blue_tetris sets mode: +b *!*@private-5433A698.oc.oc.cox.net
[16:50:59] <kkstrong> :D
#n You are banned (#n)
[16:51:02] <kkstrong> Oh noe
#n You are banned (#n)
[16:51:02] <blue_tetris> You're banned forever now.
[16:51:10] <blue_tetris> You had a good run.
[16:51:15] <Kettering> O.O
[16:51:18] <Kettering> What just hapened?
[16:51:19] <kkstrong> D:
#n You are banned (#n)
[16:51:22] <Kettering> happened**
[16:51:30] <Skyline> Shh, just watch.
[16:51:38] <Impulse> Woah.
[16:51:49] <Impulse> What happened, tetris?
[16:52:17] <Monolysk> O_O
[16:52:31] <Monolysk> what just happened!?
#531
0.54/5
kkstrong0
2008-02-25
[16:50:48] <blue_tetris> kkstrong, don't put words in my mouth.
[16:50:53] <blue_tetris> Lying son of a bitch.
[16:50:59] * blue_tetris sets mode: +b *!*@private-5433A698.oc.oc.cox.net
[16:50:59] <kkstrong> :D
#n You are banned (#n)
[16:51:02] <kkstrong> Oh noe
#n You are banned (#n)
[16:51:02] <blue_tetris> You're banned forever now.
[16:51:10] <blue_tetris> You had a good run.
[16:51:15] <Kettering> O.O
[16:51:18] <Kettering> What just hapened?
[16:51:19] <kkstrong> D:
#n You are banned (#n)
[16:51:22] <Kettering> happened**
[16:51:30] <Skyline> Shh, just watch.
[16:51:38] <Impulse> Woah.
[16:51:49] <Impulse> What happened, tetris?
[16:52:17] <Monolysk> O_O
[16:52:31] <Monolysk> what just happened!?
#532
0.50/5
kkstrong0
2008-02-25
[16:50:48] <blue_tetris> kkstrong, don't put words in my mouth.
[16:50:53] <blue_tetris> Lying son of a bitch.
[16:50:59] * blue_tetris sets mode: +b *!*@private-5433A698.oc.oc.cox.net
[16:50:59] <kkstrong> :D
#n You are banned (#n)
[16:51:02] <kkstrong> Oh noe
#n You are banned (#n)
[16:51:02] <blue_tetris> You're banned forever now.
[16:51:10] <blue_tetris> You had a good run.
[16:51:15] <Kettering> O.O
[16:51:18] <Kettering> What just hapened?
[16:51:19] <kkstrong> D:
#n You are banned (#n)
[16:51:22] <Kettering> happened**
[16:51:30] <Skyline> Shh, just watch.
[16:51:38] <Impulse> Woah.
[16:51:49] <Impulse> What happened, tetris?
[16:52:17] <Monolysk> O_O
[16:52:31] <Monolysk> what just happened!?