It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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<otters> Guys, how big should chatrooms be?
<otters> In our new randomized society
<oughts> 25 hectares.
<Yanni> Three square feeFUCK YOU
<Aidiera> I need to find people whose opinions won't be biased but who are also not idiots.
<Rose> So does this disqualify me, Aidiera?
<Aidiera> Ehhhhhh.
<Aidiera> You're just not much of an N player, are though?
<Rose> Not a highscorer.
<halifax> Disqualify isn't the opposite of qualify. You're not simply -not qualifying-, but you aren't given the chance to qualify at all, having been ejected from the competition.
<Aidiera> Unqualified?
<Aidiera> Is that the term.
<halifax> Oh, there isn't a right answer.
<Aidiera> Fuck you is as good an answer as any.
<flag> [18:26:51] <halifax> No man shall be judged by his works.
* flag removes ban on dusthillguy!*@*
<halifax> Rather, by his unworks.
<flag> At Cafe Nothingshore you are judged by your uncomedy.
<Muri> fuck
<Muri> I JUST slept my whole day away
<Muri> I fell asleep at 10pm and now its 6
<Muri> and i have to write a review
<Muri> omfg
<Muri> i am... the retard master
<gloomp> how do you even do that
<Muri> well I was up all night
<Muri> I've been staying up all night lately
<Muri> and I've also been accidentally falling asleep during the daytime
<Muri> its a good thing im good at writing reviews super fast
<Muri> that is my ability
<GamingWolf> Speed != Accuracy
<Muri> thanks for the insight gamingwolf
<Muri> Anyways, I posted the review. It's pretty awesome. You guys should read it.
<GamingWolf> Anyways I detected your sarcasm and... Yeah you don't want my help. I knew that ahead of time. That's why I was pointing it out.
<Muri> What are you talking about
<GamingWolf> End Scene.
* Sunset transition
<Snuggletummy> GamingWolf, how did you detect the sarcasm?
<Snuggletummy> I can barely do it myself D:
<GamingWolf> Mental emulation
<GamingWolf> Course you need a sandbox in a sandbox to think like kuri.
<GamingWolf> I like sandboxes.
<Snuggletummy> I like trains.
<Snuggletummy> Alas, so did spect ;~;.
<Muri> I hate you Snuggletummy! You are the retard master!!!