It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#2240
3.56/5
jerrod
2011-02-02
<KABot> DB: $4000 KinGAleX
<KABot> SB: $4000 Yanni
<KABot> BB: $4000 incluye
<KABot> ___ $4000 jerrod
*KABot* [#poker] Your cards are: 4d Ad
<KABot> ___ $4000 Rhekatou
<KABot> Yanni posts the small blind of $10.
<KABot> incluye posts the big blind of $20.
*KABot* [#poker] It's your turn.
<Rhekatou> !blind $25
<jerrod> call
<KABot> jerrod calls +$20.
<KinGAleX> Hehee.
<Rhekatou> commands?
<KinGAleX> call, raise, or fold
<Rhekatou> !raise
<Rhekatou> raise
<KinGAleX> raise an amount of money
<Rhekatou> raise $25
<jerrod> lol
<KinGAleX> Without a dollar sign.
<jerrod> haha
<Rhekatou> fold
<KABot> Rhekatou folds.
<KinGAleX> HAhahaha.
<jerrod> haha
<Yanni> hahaha what
#1923
2.00/5
jerrod
2010-07-13
<sunset> Bizarre-o.
<sunset> Tell that asshole yahoozy guacamole to unban me
<jerrod> eh
<jerrod> talk to him
<sunset> isn't he /your/ bitch?
<jerrod> Hahah!

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<sunset> I suddenly feel an urge to punch Yahoozy in the face.
<Ganteka> but it's cool. why sunset?
<jerrod> smoke more pot.
<sunset> He's being a stubborn ass.
<Ganteka> haha
<Ganteka> as usual
<sunset> You know him well.
<Ganteka> that side of him at least, haha
<sunset> How do I combat his words.
<sunset> I'm 13, he has a fricken goatee!
<sunset> D:
<jerrod> haha
#2231
1.56/5
jerrod
2011-01-25
<jerrod> I'm listening to the beatles
<jerrod> and it's tubular
<Skyline> only jerrod would use an outdated colloquialism derived from surfing
<Sept> "Australian surfer Nat Young tried to register surfing as a religion, but to no avail."
<Skyline> "In Huntington Beach, California for example, a local Christian, non-denominational church occasionally meets on the beach for Sunday early-morning services. After the closing prayer, the minister and his congregation paddle out for a morning session."
<Sept> "The United States Marine Corps tested the usefulness of commercial off-the-shelf skateboards during urban combat military exercises in the late 1990s in a program called Urban Warrior '99."
<Sept> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Usmcskateboard.jpg
<jerrod> I could see surfing as a very spiritual experience.
<Skyline> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valspeak
<Skyline> Oh now this thing has the coolest name ever.
<Skyline> It goes by the quesclamation mark or the interrobang.
<Skyline> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
<jerrod> I'm a valley boy.
<Sept> I'm a surfer dudette.
<jerrod> MY PARENTS CANT AFFORD THE REALESTATE ON THE HILLS
<Skyline> oh my
<Sept> MY PARENTS CANT AFFORD MY BOARDZ
<jerrod> I can't see your brow so far up there.
<Skyline> Hahah.
<jerrod> do neither of you know how to install themes?
<Sept> ecstatic ecstatic woo