It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|[20:37] <blue_tetris> incluye, seriously, I need to know who was offended by this film.
[20:38] <blue_tetris> Because you seem to think there's some massive irony to all of this.
[20:38] <incluye> I wasn't offended. I was surprised they would use language in a children's film.
[20:38] <blue_tetris> But, uh, spoiler alert. Mufasa gets trampled to death.
[20:38] <incluye> And I was surprised that they would give the Aztec culture a happy and charming look.
[20:38] <blue_tetris> The three crows are racist stereotypes.
[20:38] <spoon> Oh SPOILERS: Pinocchio drowns.
[20:38] <blue_tetris> Dumbo gets drunk on Absinthe.
[20:38] <blue_tetris> Grow the fuck up.
[20:38] <incluye> http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/road_to_el_dorado/ either way.
[20:39] <incluye> I'll stop observing the finer points of things, Dave. Just like you. Then I'll be a real boy.
[20:40] <Skyline> All kids' films are the same. Inaccurately portray things, offend incluye, inaccurately portray things, offend incluye, next level.
|[17:49:25] <Torex> He's really gotten into shape since that photo shoot.
[17:49:33] <Ranny> Tch, bitch ain't got nothin on me.
[17:49:34] <scythe> He has.
[17:49:39] <Vyacheslav> lmao
[17:49:50] <Torex> Did he do the Jared diet?
[17:50:09] <scythe> He did the Kablizzy diet.
[17:50:26] <scythe> Which is to say, he changed his username a bunch of times until the fat forgot who to live on.
|[12:07:25] <incluye> Oh. Oh. Crap. I have to write my narrative poem.
[12:08:09] <SlappyMcGee> I AM THE ANTICHRIST ALL WHO KNOW ME FEEL THE FLESH TURNING ON THE OUTSIDE NO MORE LIGHT ONLY THE BLACK TAKE ME AWAY TO THAT SPECIAL DOOMS MACHINE
[12:08:12] <SlappyMcGee> Done.
[12:08:13] <SlappyMcGee> Next problem.
[12:08:36] <incluye> Come again?
[12:08:55] <SlappyMcGee> Narrative poem?
[12:08:57] <incluye> Yeah.
[12:09:02] <SlappyMcGee> There it was.
[12:09:03] <incluye> Oh, no, it needs to be poetic.
[12:09:10] <incluye> Sorry. :/
[12:09:19] <SlappyMcGee> What isn't poetic about what I wrote?
[12:09:27] <incluye> Everything after "I"
[12:09:39] <SlappyMcGee> Define poetic?
[12:09:51] <incluye> The point is, it needs to have rhyme and meter.
[12:09:54] <SlappyMcGee> Oh.
[12:10:09] <incluye> And it needs to be, erm...longer than that.
[12:10:23] <incluye> And it also has to be about Peter Pan.
...a minute passes...
[12:11:52] <SlappyMcGee> I AM THE ANTICHRIST NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE ETERNAL HEIST AND WHEN I RAPED PETER PAN HE TOOK ME INTO HIS HOME BY HIS HAND AND HE SAID TO ME IN A DARKENED VOICE THAT I WOULD ONLY HAVE A SIMPLE CHOICE TO FLY AWAY AND LIVE IN HARMONY OR TO STAY IN THE DEPTHS OF PERJORY SO KALLLUUUU KALLLAY HIP HIP HOORAY THE ANTICHRIST HAS SURVIVED TODAY AND WHEN NEXT DAY, I FEEL EXCUSED I'LL WRITE AGAIN, SLIGHTLY
[12:11:54] <SlappyMcGee> BEMUSED
[12:12:12] <incluye> ahhghahghahghahahahahahahahahahhahha
|[23:29] <incluye> you know, the thing about faster than light jokes is
[23:29] <incluye> they never get old
|[19:40] <Snuggletummy> http://blog.pixelbreaker.com/polarclock/ I love this thing so much
[19:40] * Ranny has quit (Ping timeout)
[19:40] <incluye> Yeah, that's...what I was talking about.
[19:41] * gloomp is away: Dinnwr.
[19:41] <Snuggletummy> I really hate it when people use the ellipses to do that.
[19:41] <Snuggletummy> And I don't know why.
[19:41] <incluye> Oh, sorry.
[19:42] <Snuggletummy> I'm not mad or anything, I'm just saying, I.... don't know why it makes me angry.
|[17:56] <Animator> You know, not all vampires are incredibly wonderful romantics. Some are actually demon spawns from the depths of hell out to kill you, you know?
[17:57] <GamingWolf> Some are what we call Tsukatu
|[18:23:44] <incluye> I have to ice my arm now.
[18:24:25] <Orange> incluye, what happened?
[18:24:32] <Orange> Were you messing with strong bases again?
[18:24:32] <incluye> I played Visions too enthusiastically on drums.
[18:24:38] <Orange> Oooh.
[18:24:41] <incluye> So yes, I was.
[18:24:42] <Orange> Yeah, damn.
[18:24:47] <Orange> Ahahahaha.
|[21:58:05] incluye: Okay, is it a fair tradeoff to go to church as an atheist if you get to see your girlfriend which you haven't seen for three months?
[21:59:57] &AlliedEnvy: incluye: Only if you have sex in the pew
[22:14:11] incluye: AlliedEnvy: I have never been able to take the word "pew" seriously
[22:16:17] &AlliedEnvy: incluye: What I meant was, stick it in her pooper.
[22:16:54] &AlliedEnvy: incluye: in church.
[22:19:18] incluye: AlliedEnvy: I know, but I'm afraid I'd get pew on it
|[00:12:07] incluye: Dude.
[00:12:23] incluye: Camping with your girlfriend is fucking in tents.
|@scythe: You know how long it took us to get my little brother to eat dead animal?
@incluye: How long?
@scythe: Like fifteen years.
@scythe: I actually got a call the first time we got him to eat a cheeseburger.
@incluye: How'd he like it?
@scythe: Pretty good, considering he goes to Five Guys all the time now.
@scythe: We don't put up with that hippy bullshit in this house.
@incluye: Says the stoner.
|[23:05:16] AF: Me and Slaps walked by two neighboring watch stores today, and considered sending you a second watch that you can wear on your other wrist.
[23:05:27] incluye: A second-hand watch?!
|[7:06:41] <incluye> Best kind of balls.
[7:06:42] <ukw> gloomp balls.
|[16:08:03] <Arctico>: Why does America need loans?
[16:08:17] <Arctico>: I thought we were the richest country in the US!
|[12:26] <KinGAleX> I wish that was an isolated quote.
[12:26] <KinGAleX> blue_tetris enters #n.
[12:26] <KinGAleX> <blue_tetris> If I was thrown out of a car and was surrounded with vaginas, I could find the airport.
[12:26] <KinGAleX> blue_tetris leaves #n.
|[01:24am] scythe: Dave why no respondy?
[01:24am] ska: he's waiting for me to say: "FUCK YOU DAVE" so he has an excuse to ban me
[01:25am] ska: but I'm not going to give him that satisfaction
[01:26am] scythe: in that case
[01:26am] scythe: he's just being a dick
[01:26am] AundreaHarriet set a ban on *!*@wpe-32612452.bur.connect.net.au.
[01:26am] ska was kicked from the chat room by AundreaHarriet. (Like I need a reason.)
[01:26am] scythe: ahahahahahaha.
[01:27am] incluye: Hahahahaha.
|[01:24:43] <otters> in this client
[01:24:47] <otters> you can seriously just bind keypresses
[01:24:50] <otters> to anything
[01:24:53] <otters> I bound "f" to "piss"
[01:25:03] <otters> and then I realized I couldn't unbind it without being able to type "f"
|[18:33:07] <+incluye>: Heh.
[18:33:19] <+incluye>: Wouldn't it be rough to be Ella Enchanted and have people swearing all around you?
[18:33:22] <+incluye>: "Oh, shit!"
[18:33:24] <+incluye>: "YES SIR"
|[21:34] <spoon> incluye: irc://irc.undernet.org/christian
[21:36] <Torex> [21:36] * Connection failed. Error: Invalid argument
|[12:27pm] Ranny: BRB
[12:27pm] Ranny: MAC N CHEESE
[12:27pm] kkstrong: I DEMAND NEW CUSTOM TITLE FOR RANNY
[12:28pm] ninja143: how about CAPSQUEEN?
|[11:00] <Donfuy> http://forum.therealn.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=3670
[11:00] <Donfuy> Haha, what the fuck
|[19:13] <Riobe> Hehe
[19:13] <Fraxtil> o_o
[19:13] * Riobe (Aaron@scave-19E3B9A4.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #mafioso
[19:13] <Riobe> Hehe.
|<ska> the thought of fucking a girl on her period kind of turns me on actually|
|<~incluye> "Well, since reality is wrong, should I tell all the male bats to stop having sex with each other?"|
|[20:57] <KS> Hmm, what's your age Ishkur?
[20:57] <Vyacheslav> HE JUST PEED ON MY DADS OFFICE CHAIR
[20:57] <Vyacheslav> FUCK
[20:57] * Vyacheslav has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
|[15:07:01] <Donfuy> Christ Torex that quote of incluye was really shitty.|
|[12:42am]snowpaw: all of ours are in black, except for when my username appears, at which point it turns brown.
[12:42am] snowphy: Lightning, stop that.
[12:42am] snowdke: You ruined it Lightning!
[12:42am] snowmoo: d
[12:42am] snowpaw: and join/leave is green
[12:42am] snowpaw: and quit is blue
[12:43am] snowpaw: and /me is purple.
[12:43am] snowphy: This is fucking gold.
[12:43am] snowdke: Your guyses are all black and blue, then red when my name shows up.
[12:43am] snowmoo: users are blue to me god damn it presents
[12:43am] snowmoo: you ruined it
[12:43am] snowmoo: lol
[12:43am] snowdke: The perfect set up for which I must thank AE for.
[12:43am] snowdke: setup*
[12:43am] snowphy: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO WHORE