It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#1948
3.93/5
guy_zap
2010-07-28
[19:08] <GamingWolf> If you can't face your dark side... you certainly can't face ours.
[19:08] <fawk> ^Metanet slogan
[19:08] <Snugglepep> Before I go to KAP, I'm going to eat some Nutella.
[19:09] <GamingWolf> Warning: That may contain nuts.
[19:09] <fawk> ^Also a Metanet slogan
#1879
3.92/5
guy_zap
2010-06-20
[19:52] <quarter_pounder_with_ortsz> Do Americans write monologue as monolog?
[19:52] <fawk> Only if they're idiots.
[19:52] <Yanni> Is that a yes?
#1731
3.58/5
guy_zap
2010-02-15
[20:46] <Sunset> I've noticed something
[20:46] * Sunset (ad1525a8@scave-A750E6E2.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
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[20:46] <Sunset> ugh >_>
[20:46] <OutrightOJ> The little red X at the top of the screen?
#1896
3.57/5
guy_zap
2010-06-28
[19:33] <incluye> FIFA is going to solve the bad reffing problem!
[19:33] <incluye> They're going to censor replays so we can't see that the refs were wrong!
[19:35] <&TELESYNC> And I thought North Korea had left the tournament!
[19:35] <&TELESYNC> bzzzzzing
[19:35] <incluye> Ahahahahaha!
#2082
3.20/5
guy_zap
2010-10-11
[16:19] <fawk> Maths =/= fun.
[16:19] <fawk> Wait, fuck.
#1732
3.08/5
guy_zap
2010-02-15
* Sunset (ad1525a8@scave-A750E6E2.mibbit.com) has joined #n
<OutrightOJ> Evening, Sunset.
#1734
2.45/5
guy_zap
2010-02-16
[18:09] <incluye> I'm eating pretzels in a heterosexual fashion.
#1913
2.33/5
guy_zap
2010-07-06
(everyone in #music is a mod)

[17:26] * ninja_matt sets mode: +o fawk
[17:27] <&TELESYNC> TONIIIIIIIII
[17:27] <&TELESYNC> GHOOOOOOST WHOOOORESSSSES
[17:27] <@fawk> Why is everyone a mod?
[17:28] * Yahoozy sets mode: -o fawk
[17:28] <@Yahoozy> Fixed.
#1799
2.30/5
guy_zap
2010-04-12
[18:54] <Vyacheslav> I'd only go to Disneyland if they strap Hannah Montana and Justin Bieber on the roller coasters.
[18:55] <Vyacheslav> *roller coaster tracks
#1909
2.14/5
guy_zap
2010-07-04
[20:16] <Bio> incluye, every man likes their dick.
[20:17] <incluye> Oh, right.
[20:17] <flag> This is all so touching.
[20:17] <Tanner> Bio, Skyline espically.
[20:17] <fawk> Bad choice of words, flag.
[20:17] <incluye> Touching!
[20:17] <incluye> Dick!
[20:17] <incluye> Ahaha!
[20:17] <Bio> Mmhmm.
[20:17] <Bio> I think sephr doesn't, actually.
[20:18] <incluye> sephr is a self-made deity.
[20:18] <Torex> Deity?
[20:18] <fawk> We've been talking about cocks for about 5 minutes. I can't believe it's taken so long to get to a Skyline joke.
[20:18] <Torex> He's not a deity.
[20:18] <Torex> He's a dick.
[20:19] <incluye> Most deities are.
[20:19] <Torex> Good point.
[20:20] <flag> Haha.
[20:20] <flag> If Skyline was here he'd just go off in a huff.
[20:20] <flag> *in a muff lol no
[20:20] <Torex> In a gay huff.
[20:20] <incluye> Jack off in a huff.
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[20:20] <flag> *Jack off in a muff.
[20:21] <flag> Dammit.
[20:21] <Torex> Aw...
[20:21] <flag> I hate being the one to say strange and awkward things right as people join the channel.
[20:21] <Torex> If jtbandes left right after you said that, flag, that would've been hilarious.
[20:21] * jtbandes (jtbandes__@scave-31807EDF.hsd1.or.comcast.net) has left #n (Leaving)
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[20:22] <jtbandes> :P
[20:22] <Bio> Wahahahaha.
[20:22] <Torex> Nope.
[20:22] <Torex> Not funny.
[20:22] <palemoon> so funny lol lol quote lol
[20:22] <Torex> You don't leave after someone tells you to.
[20:22] <fawk> We'll edit it, and then add this line about me editing so people know it's edited, which will make it even funnier.
[20:22] * Godless (WD@scave-DCF5745C.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #n
[20:22] <fawk> Jack off in a muff*
[20:22] <Godless> O_______o
[20:22] <fawk> YES!
#1733
1.91/5
guy_zap
2010-02-15
[20:51] <OutrightOJ> I never had any bitesized maps.
[20:51] <OutrightOJ> Or featured maps.
[20:51] <Sunset> I probably never will
[20:51] <OutrightOJ> I guess they're just...
[20:51] <OutrightOJ> COPMLETE FAILURES.
[20:51] <OutrightOJ> ;_____;
[20:51] <Sunset> your maps are really good outright
[20:52] <OutrightOJ> You think so?
[20:52] <Sunset> I guess people just don't like the fact your maps are better than theirs.
[20:52] <OutrightOJ> Man, I love you.
[20:52] <OutrightOJ> Not literally of course.
[20:52] <OutrightOJ> (That would be GAY).
[20:52] <OutrightOJ> Nobody's ever said that before though.
[20:52] <OutrightOJ> So thanks :)
[20:52] <Bio> Bromance?
[20:52] <guy_zap> **bromantic music plays**
[20:53] <Bio> **OJ walks up to Sunset**
[20:53] <Sunset> oh thats gay.
[20:53] <Bio> **OJ stabs Sunset then runs away**
[20:53] <guy_zap> ** manly hug**
[20:53] <guy_zap> Ah.
[20:53] <Bio> OJ Simspon.
#1801
1.89/5
guy_zap
2010-04-14
<ChrisE> i contested your nipplecunt
#1996
1.60/5
guy_zap
2010-08-16
[20:26] <fawk> Anyone wanna play Quadradius?
[20:27] <Rhekatou> anyone wanna play halo 2 vista?
[20:27] <fawk> Anyone wanna play Tetris?
[20:28] <flag> Anyone wanna play The Suburbs?
[20:28] <fawk> Anyone wanna play Monopoly: Metanet edition?
[20:29] <fawk> "Pass Go, but only collect £200 if you're Kablizzy"
[20:29] <Torex> Chance: "You mentioned gloomp's name! Go to jail."
#1740
1.00/5
guy_zap
2010-02-20
[02:00] <beethoveN> ok.
[02:00] <beethoveN> ___________, 11 letters.
[02:00] <beethoveN> gish! brb, (brb:bathroom)
[02:00] <incluye> p
01[02:01] <guy_zap> And afterward, I will guess e.
[02:01] <beethoveN> back
[02:01] <beethoveN> um.
[02:01] <beethoveN> XX---------O
01[02:01] <guy_zap> Dang.
[02:01] <beethoveN> hahaha
01[02:01] <guy_zap> Your go, inc.
[02:02] <beethoveN> you guys will never guess.
[02:02] <incluye> What?
[02:02] <beethoveN> GO
[02:02] <incluye> XX---------O
[02:02] <incluye> What does that signify?
01[02:02] <guy_zap> X is a wrong answer.
[02:02] <beethoveN> 2 strikes, 9 left to go.
[02:02] <incluye> I see.
01[02:02] <guy_zap> Yeah.
[02:03] <beethoveN> go, inclu_e
[02:03] <incluye> s
[02:03] <beethoveN> XXX--------O
01[02:03] <guy_zap> r
[02:03] <beethoveN> XXXX-------O
[02:03] <beethoveN> wow.
[02:04] <beethoveN> not one right guess.
01[02:04] <guy_zap> Godammit.
[02:04] <beethoveN> wahaha
[02:05] <beethoveN> go, incluye
[02:05] <incluye> hmm
[02:05] <incluye> c
[02:05] <beethoveN> XXXXX------O
01[02:06] <guy_zap> 3
[02:06] <beethoveN> o_o
01[02:06] <guy_zap> Fuck, why not?
[02:06] <beethoveN> hahaha
[02:06] <beethoveN> words.
01[02:06] <guy_zap> We're not getting it with letters.
01[02:06] <guy_zap> Oh, really.
01[02:06] <guy_zap> Okay.
01[02:06] <guy_zap> Uh, i
[02:07] <beethoveN> XXXXXX-----O
01[02:07] <guy_zap> fuck!
[02:07] <incluye> for fuck's sake
[02:07] <incluye> k
[02:08] <beethoveN> XXXXXXX----O
01[02:08] <guy_zap> z
[02:09] <beethoveN> XXXXXXXX---O
[02:09] <incluye> ...
[02:09] <beethoveN> bahaha
[02:09] <incluye> n
[02:09] <beethoveN> I got to go soon, so hurry.
[02:09] <beethoveN> oops
[02:09] <beethoveN> wait
[02:09] <beethoveN> g2g sry
[02:09] <beethoveN> n was right.
01[02:09] <guy_zap> What was it?
02[02:09] * beethoveN (chatzilla@scave-CF0E1E8A.lightspeed.arlhil.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6/20100115144158])
01[02:10] <guy_zap> Damn you to hell.
#1779
0.86/5
guy_zap
2010-04-03
01[16:35] <@guy_zap> Hey guys: http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1779