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#2481 4.74/5 gloomp 2011-12-12	[23:49:55] <kuri> this is dumb [23:49:58] <kuri> i hate my life [23:50:14] <melchiortsz> You should consider suicide. [23:50:25] <kuri> what are you, my mother
#2254 4.59/5 gloomp 2011-02-11	[21:41:32] <phaedrus> I actually still have the first image I ever ejaculated to: http://imgur.com/NvulO [21:41:45] <phaedrus> It's safe for work. [21:42:02] <skyling> :(((((((((((((((((
#2730 4.58/5 gloomp 2013-01-03	[22:41:15] <Etothetaui> let me rephrase my request... Does any one have hi-res dragon pictures that are not porn...
#2618 4.58/5 gloomp 2012-08-30	[14:30:47] <maki> i would be afraid to take japanese formally [14:30:51] <maki> all the weeaboos i would be around [14:30:59] <gloomp> haha yeah that'd be awful [14:31:09] <maki> "no ohayou means i love you jerk" [14:31:14] <maki> no no it ... no. sorry ;w [14:31:25] <gloomp> i wonder if there's an equivalent term for people who want to be french [14:31:38] <maki> canadians
#1866 4.58/5 gloomp 2010-06-15	[19:53:54] <scythe> so anyway [19:54:32] <scythe> this russian guy used to go around digging up stuff on old battlefields [19:54:33] <scythe> one day [19:54:36] <scythe> he digs up a bomb [19:54:54] <scythe> and so he goes around showing it to his buddies [19:55:11] <scythe> until it blows up and rips his arms off at the shoulder [19:55:14] <scythe> it just goes to show [19:55:18] <scythe> in soviet russia [19:55:21] <scythe> bomb disarms you [19:55:40] * gloomp sets modes [#n +o scythe]
#2578 4.56/5 gloomp 2012-05-27	[15:47:11] <RandomDigits> Because sports, by their very nature, emphasize physical differences [15:48:01] <RandomDigits> That being said, isn't there a basketball team made up entirely of [abnormally small people]? [15:48:20] <RandomDigits> and they play in the normal games or something [15:50:11] <RandomDigits> dammit. [15:50:13] <RandomDigits> "In the sense an abnormally small person, dwarf is normally considered offensive. However, there are no accepted alternatives in the general language, since terms such as person of restricted growth have gained little currency." [15:51:03] <RandomDigits> they need to make a shorter term if they want it to be used [15:51:23] <Yanni> SHORTER TERM!?!?!!!>!? [15:51:30] <otters> YOU MEAN TERM OF RESTRICTED LENGTH
#2272 4.55/5 gloomp 2011-02-21	[01:17:21] <kuri> i have wondered about castration for a while [01:17:37] <kuri> and i think it would be a good idea [01:18:09] <gloomp> only in public [01:18:17] <kuri> uhm [01:18:20] <kuri> why? [01:18:26] <gloomp> it's a reference [01:18:33] <kuri> oh.. [01:18:38] <kuri> to? [01:18:42] <gloomp> http://www.discogs.com/Swans-Public-Castration-Is-A-Good-Idea/master/8801 [01:19:00] <kuri> oh [01:19:01] <kuri> wow [01:19:13] <gloomp> fantastic album, by the way [01:19:58] <kuri> well anyways [01:20:08] <kuri> i get why it would be good [01:20:11] <kuri> in public [01:20:17] <kuri> you wouldnt get erections [01:20:20] <kuri> (i think)
#2376 4.50/5 gloomp 2011-07-09	[01:14:04] <KinGAleX> INTPs include me, oughts, LV, G-dubs, gloomp ... [01:14:19] <KinGAleX> I think we're clearly the most ostentatious people around. [01:14:33] * Rose sighs and googles ostentatious [01:14:45] <Rose> Oh. [01:14:49] <KinGAleX> I think we're clearly the most esoteric people around. [01:15:00] <Rose> I actually have a vague idea of what esoteric means. [01:15:04] <Rose> Something to do with obscure. [01:15:16] <KinGAleX> I think we're clearly the most prehensile people around. [01:15:24] <Rose> Oh for fuck's sake.
#2712 4.50/5 gloomp 2012-12-22	[02:18:56] <Bio> I remember there was one where this chick is getting fucked and the guy pulls out for the facial, and busts directly in her mouth and she starts vomitting for a minute straight, all the while yelling "I'm sorry." [02:19:12] <Bio> I started to orgasm right as she started to vomit and it was too late.
#1945 4.50/5 gloomp 2010-07-25	[13:39:14] <Kuri> how am i socially inept [13:39:35] <Kuri> if anyone leaff is socially inept [13:40:03] <gloomp> you consider me to be your "great friend," when in fact i have /repeatedly/ emphasized how false that is [13:41:00] <Kuri> i never said that i'm /your/ great friend. [13:41:06] <gloomp> you join every single channel, whether you have any business there or not [13:41:14] <gloomp> [13:08:52] <Kuri> but w/e me and you are great friends gloomp [13:41:29] <Kuri> gloomp [13:41:40] <Kuri> ive reached the stage where everything you say means nothing [13:41:45] <Kuri> because it usually does [13:42:24] <gloomp> now, notice how wildly you oscillate between friendliness and hostility [13:42:36] <Kuri> im not being hostile [13:42:42] <Kuri> :/ [13:42:46] <Kuri> im just saying [13:42:58] <gloomp> and then go on to deny what you've just said [13:43:13] <Kuri> i know our friendship has a few things we need to work on [13:43:14] <Kuri> but [13:43:18] <Kuri> in the end itll all be good [13:43:48] <gloomp> see, you're back to delusionally friendly again. [13:44:07] <Kuri> im not your friend gloomp [13:44:09] <Kuri> get over it
#1548 4.46/5 gloomp 2009-10-02	[12:52:06] * macs_brother (nottelling@scave-C49D4D2E.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n [12:52:24] <macs_brother> why is beethoveN on here, I'm beethoveN! [12:52:48] * macs_brother slaps beethoveN around a bit with a large trout [12:53:41] <macs_brother> crud. it never logged me out last time. it just left. crud. [12:54:04] <macs_brother> look at both of our whois lists. [12:54:46] <macs_brother> c-r-a-p. [12:54:55] * macs_brother (nottelling@scave-C49D4D2E.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has left #n [12:55:24] <gloomp> Hahah jesus. [12:55:29] <gloomp> What an idiot. [12:57:16] * macs_brother (nottelling@scave-C49D4D2E.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n [12:57:47] <macs_brother> when I left earlier, it didn't get beethoveN off, now I can't use that nick. whois both of us if you need to get confirmation. will someone help? [12:57:54] <macs_brother> I am beethoveN [12:58:26] <gloomp> /msg NickServ ghost beethoveN <password> [12:58:27] <Yanni> /nickserv ghost beethoveN password [12:58:34] <Yanni> Oh. [12:58:37] <Yanni> Nevermind. [12:58:39] <gloomp> ;D [12:58:41] <Yanni> You should register your nick. [12:58:42] <macs_brother> what? [12:58:46] <macs_brother> how? [12:58:50] <Yanni> Nevermind for now. [12:58:52] <gloomp> Hahahah. [12:58:58] <Yanni> Are you using two different computers? [12:59:02] <macs_brother> no [12:59:16] <Yanni> There has to be a client open for beethoveN to be able to exist. [12:59:29] <Yanni> So you need to find wherever it is that you have that window open, and close it. [12:59:31] <Blackson> As in, do they continue to make games for it? [12:59:42] <macs_brother> I don't know what happened! [12:59:47] <macs_brother> gah! [13:00:01] <macs_brother> does anyone believe that I am beethoveN? [13:00:12] <macs_brother> anyone? [13:00:13] <Yanni> Er, everyone does. [13:00:17] <macs_brother> ok. [13:00:22] <Yanni> It's... not debatable. [13:00:27] <macs_brother> hey! [13:00:30] <Yanni> Did you listen to what I said? [13:00:45] <macs_brother> I didn't understand a word of it! [13:00:51] <gloomp> ... [13:00:53] <Yanni> Okay, step by step. [13:01:01] <Yanni> You were using beethoveN an hour ago. [13:01:04] <macs_brother> yes [13:01:06] <Yanni> Was it one the same computer you're on now? [13:01:10] <Yanni> on* [13:01:11] <macs_brother> yes [13:01:17] <Yanni> Was it on a different user? [13:01:22] <Socky> Restart your machine, that will close the program. :/ [13:01:22] <macs_brother> no [13:01:26] <macs_brother> ok. [13:01:28] <Yanni> WAIT [13:01:30] <macs_brother> ok [13:01:42] * macs_brother is now known as musical_ninja [13:01:47] <Yanni> So, you're on the same account on your computer that you were using earlier, yes? [13:01:55] <musical_ninja> yes. [13:02:01] <musical_ninja> I guess [13:02:02] <Yanni> What windows do you have open? [13:02:09] <Yanni> Wait no actually. [13:02:12] <musical_ninja> internet, and mirc [13:02:36] <Yanni> Yeah okay, so you've got two sessions open in mIRC obviously. [13:02:42] <musical_ninja> ah. [13:02:54] <Yanni> Easiest way would probably be to just close mIRC. I don't know the interface. [13:03:02] <musical_ninja> needa go [13:03:04] * musical_ninja has quit (Quit: ) [13:03:08] <Yanni> shrug [13:03:12] <gloomp> ...o_O [13:03:35] * gloomp sets modes [#n +o beethoveN] [13:03:41] <Yanni> You devil. [13:03:51] <gloomp> I am, I am. [13:03:54] <beethoveN> why you do that? [13:03:58] <gloomp> o_o [13:04:01] <gloomp> Augh. [13:04:01] <Yanni> o_o [13:04:02] <toasters> Hahahaha. [13:04:03] * gloomp sets modes [#n -o beethoveN] [13:04:06] <beethoveN> needa go again. [13:04:10] <beethoveN> jerk [13:04:10] <gloomp> ... [13:04:13] * beethoveN has quit (Quit: ) [13:04:15] <gloomp> what the hell [13:04:19] * Yanni bangs head into table REPEAFUCKINGTEDLY
#2403 4.45/5 gloomp 2011-08-08	[01:56:40] <RainbowDash> Dude, you know what's awesome about having your own car? [01:56:45] <RainbowDash> You can fap while driving, as long as you don't release. [01:56:51] <gloomp> ... [01:56:51] <Leaff> ............................................ [01:56:51] <RainbowDash> Because then that gets gross. [01:56:54] <gloomp> right [01:56:56] <Leaff> ......................................................................................................... [01:56:57] <gloomp> okay [01:56:59] <gloomp> let's just [01:57:01] <gloomp> back away [01:57:03] * Leaff has kicked RainbowDash from #moa (Leaff) [01:57:05] * RainbowDash (maxson@14AFFF24.372FEE87.2229B11E.IP) has joined #moa [01:57:05] * ChanServ sets modes [#moa +o RainbowDash] [01:57:10] <gloomp> /after/ i document that for eternity [01:57:13] <RainbowDash> What, it's not like anyone could see me. [01:57:34] <RainbowDash> And I still had 45 minutes to get back to the house, I couldn't wait that long to at least start.
#2783 4.45/5 gloomp 2013-03-26	[13:34:58] <Uuni> stephen fry told me that this type of poetry sucks [13:35:16] <quartz> stephen fry is fat homo [13:35:17] <quartz> also loveable wrtech [13:35:23] <quartz> its okay we friends [13:35:40] <quartz> drunk oughts: massive homophobe????
#1787 4.45/5 gloomp 2010-04-05	[18:55:53] <Inspired> When I mentioned the concept of playing farragomate ages ago someone rebutted saying we can't play it without Dave. [18:56:03] <Yanni> I would argue that scythe'd be the more necessary player would be scythe. [18:56:07] <Yanni> ... [18:56:16] <Yanni> I, uh. Will keep off the drugs
#1523 4.45/5 gloomp 2009-09-14	[19:04:25] <scythe> so anyway [19:04:34] <scythe> my job is fucking unbelievable. i'll try to sum this up. [19:04:40] <scythe> first, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. [19:04:48] <scythe> okay, she's pretty hot, but she's completely useless. [19:04:59] <scythe> she's constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. [19:05:18] <scythe> she's extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or desires of anyone but herself. [19:05:21] <Yanni> What do you do, scythe? [19:05:26] <scythe> the next chick is completely the opposite [19:05:37] <scythe> Yanni: just a sec [19:05:45] <scythe> she might even be one of the smartest people i've met. [19:05:55] <scythe> her career opportunities are endless, and yet she's here with us. [19:06:13] <scythe> as far as looks are concerned, she's a zero on a scale of one to ten. [19:06:20] <scythe> i'm not sure she even showers. [19:06:27] <scythe> i think she might be a lesbian. [19:06:34] <scythe> but the jewel of the crowd is this fucking stoner [19:06:41] <scythe> and this guy is more than your average pothead [19:06:56] <scythe> he is baked before work, during work, and after work. [19:07:06] <scythe> he probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years. [19:07:23] <scythe> to make matters worse, he brings his huge fucking dog to work [19:07:45] <scythe> every day i have to look at this huge brown great dane walk around with a contact high [19:07:56] <scythe> plus, the two of them are constantly hungry and eat everything in sight. [19:07:57] <scythe> anyway [19:08:09] <scythe> i drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. [19:08:14] <scythe> :F [19:08:15] <scythe> :D [19:08:16] <scythe> :D [19:08:17] <scythe> :D [19:08:18] <southpaw> I see. [19:08:20] <southpaw> LAME
#1090 4.45/5 gloomp 2009-02-11	[19:35] <sidke> For xchat to run through main with the message, we use GLOOOOOMP GLOMGPOLMGOMMLGPOMGM [19:35] <sidke> ... [19:35] <sidke> THE FUCK? [19:35] <sidke> I coulda sworn I copied this: xchat.hook_print('Channel Message', main) [19:35] <gloomp> Bahahahahahahaha.
#1552 4.42/5 gloomp 2009-10-06	[00:10:38] <ortsz> Fucking toasters need a "not quite done" button. [00:10:48] <toasters> In bed?
#2371 4.42/5 gloomp 2011-07-06	[00:15:19] <blue_tetris> Man goes to the doctor. [00:15:37] <blue_tetris> He says he is depressed. Life is an inky black shroud, a tenebrous ocean where his dreams used to lie. [00:15:56] <blue_tetris> The bright hope of his future, with a family and kids, faded away into the nothingness of the abyss years ago. [00:16:08] <blue_tetris> And everything numbs him. Love, fear, joy, pain. [00:16:14] <flag> Heard it, whore. [00:16:27] <blue_tetris> All emotions and sensations have grayed into a pointless eternity. [00:16:34] <blue_tetris> There is nothing but nothing left for him. [00:17:01] <blue_tetris> The doctor says, "Why?" [00:17:21] <blue_tetris> And the man tells him the whole story. The awful tale about his wife and having to leave the country on business and so forth. [00:17:30] <blue_tetris> And the doctor says "Voodoo dick my ass!"
#1642 4.39/5 gloomp 2009-12-22	[01:39:32] <SlappyMcGee> It's like, the people of Atlantis. And they were happy and shit, but then somebody said, "Atlantis? Fuck Atlantis! Let's go to Georgia and build a way better city." And then they got there and they realized that the only architect didn't understand how to build shit that wasn't underwater, so they built a really big airport and then bitched about the weather. [01:41:05] <Lenny> Atlantis is cool. [01:41:32] <SlappyMcGee> ... And Lenny stayed behind to mind the starfish. [01:41:46] <ortsz_of_nazareth> Haha. That guy is the worst. [01:42:22] <Lenny> To be fair, they weren't underwater. They were in a bubble of some sort. [01:43:09] <SlappyMcGee> They never existed, Lenny. Atlantis is as fictional as your mother's sex appeal. [01:43:48] <Lenny> No, I know. But if...
#2704 4.38/5 gloomp 2012-12-16	[19:26:32] <MyCheezSleighedYours> why does norton classify quotes.mountai.net as pornography [19:27:08] <noeloomp> i would classify anything associated with ortsz as pornography [19:27:12] <noeloomp> halifax included
#2142 4.38/5 gloomp 2010-11-27	[22:59:36] <spoon> ortsz australian accent + bad singing = surprisingly good [22:59:45] <peking> i don't like your attitude towards my singing [22:59:51] <peking> also i don't have an accent you should know this [22:59:55] <Kuri> peking don't feed the trolls. [23:00:09] <flag> KURI SHUT UP [23:00:11] <flag> AGHADHgj'a [23:00:14] * flag sniffs [23:00:23] <flag> Okay wow I just snapped because okay wow [23:00:24] <flag> Okay [23:00:27] * flag (flag@scave-65C0B8CB.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has left #n [23:01:12] <Kuri> why does everyone do that
#1703 4.38/5 gloomp 2010-02-03	[19:25:32] <Borealis> I'm so glad that I chose such a mature community to ruse. I say this whilst being utterly apologetic, you know. [19:25:54] <Yahoozy> We're still Super, Borealis. [19:26:04] <Borealis> If this place had been made up of isaacxs? What would I have received then? [19:26:41] <Yahoozy> And, even if you don't have illustrious hair, or didn't tour with Sunn O))). Even if you didn't like my blog, you're still super in my heart. <3 [19:26:47] <Yahoozy> Just kidding. You have to like my blog. [19:27:21] <SlappyMcGee> Borealis, if this place was filled with isaacx, A) Nobody would know you weren't Dave Simpson, B) Nobody would know you were Dave Simpson, and C) what is dave? [19:27:29] <Leaff> Hahahaha. [19:27:31] <Skyline> Hahaha. [19:27:32] <gloomp> Wahahah. [19:27:44] <Borealis> Hahahaha.
#2454 4.38/5 gloomp 2011-10-30	[02:15:09] <Kuri> shouldnt that have happened in 1957 [02:15:19] <horrorfax> whats on that date [02:15:22] <horrorfax> whats going to happen kkuri
#2681 4.36/5 gloomp 2012-11-25	[04:55:54] <halifax> Did I mention I accidentally called KA the other day? [04:56:06] <halifax> And I didn't even realize until after the conversation. [04:56:12] <reventraulic> .-_ [04:56:43] <halifax> I meant to call Alec, and I opened with something along the lines of "sup nigga, I'm calling you from my fooly sique car phone". [04:57:02] <reventraulic> Hahaha. [04:57:06] <halifax> And he was like what. [04:57:43] <reventraulic> Was that it? [04:58:06] <halifax> I surmised that it was a wrong number and hung up. [04:58:13] <halifax> And only afterwards did I notice the name I had called.
#2689 4.36/5 gloomp 2012-11-27	[12:22:18] <gloomp> http://i.minus.com/ibwpdWp2yISC8U.gif nsfw [12:22:27] <gloomp> i'm not really grossed out even, just impressed [12:23:40] <Tunc> mm [12:24:01] <Tunc> do they enjoy this, along with getting paid [12:24:16] <Tunc> or is it just the natural vileness of the thing that actually makes them puke [12:24:21] <Tunc> so they act more natural [12:24:32] <gloomp> the question that has plagued mankind for centuries [12:24:36] <s\\\\\t> Magnificent. [12:24:42] <s\\\\\t> The dildo really makes the scene. [12:26:39] <s\\\\\t> The physics are remarkable. [12:26:46] <s\\\\\t> How is that even possible? How is it a continuous flow for so long? [12:27:53] <gloomp> i was sure at first she must've just been holding it in her mouth, but there's no cheek bulge, and even still there's too much [12:29:32] <s\\\\\t> http://www.imageporter.com/1ytnzf4hee7x/2AG_-_CC_AV_thumbs.jpg.html [12:30:05] <gloomp> you are incredible [12:30:29] <s\\\\\t> I know my way around certain parts of the internet. [12:30:39] <gloomp> obviously [12:36:17] <Tanner> I can tell from this conversation that my curiosity nearly cost me my job.
#1899 4.35/5 gloomp 2010-07-01	[12:46:29] <southpawPOWPOW> Anybody looking forward to seeing The Last Airbender? [12:46:42] <Z> not really [12:46:54] <moonlight> eh kinda [12:46:58] <southpawPOWPOW> Because honestly you should wait until it comes out on DVD so that you can break that DVD in half and then light it on fire.
#2353 4.35/5 gloomp 2011-06-06	[01:39:41] <Tanner> Dolphins are the Asian pornstars of the animal kingdom.
#1984 4.33/5 gloomp 2010-08-10	[19:57:30] <Tunco> I don't regret that I loved Animal Collective for a time, but now even heroine can't make that shit enjoyable.
#2695 4.33/5 gloomp 2012-12-12	[19:03:07] <flag> some boys are sleeping [19:03:11] <flag> some boys are sleeping alone [19:03:19] <flag> some boys don't know how to loooove [19:05:21] <palemooN> for everythign else, there's mastercard
#2459 4.31/5 gloomp 2011-11-01	[18:43:48] <Kuri> FUCK [18:43:51] <Kuri> nevermind [18:44:27] <Kuri> wait [18:44:29] <Kuri> yes [18:44:31] <Kuri> INCLUYE [18:44:38] <Kuri> i need you to right me 4 paragraphs [18:45:11] <incluye> Okay [18:45:30] <Kuri> each paragraph i must be able to read under a minute [18:45:42] <incluye> Okay [18:45:56] <gloomp> Don't do it, incluye! He's asking the impossible! [18:46:09] <incluye> Nuh uh. [18:46:16] <incluye> This is going to be easy. [18:46:51] <Kuri> actually add another paragraph make it 5 [18:47:00] <Kuri> each paragraph in this order must be about these subjects [18:47:03] <incluye> Okay. [18:47:23] <Kuri> moratorium on the use of the death penalty in mexico [18:47:41] <Kuri> human rights and unilateral coercive measures in mexico [18:47:53] <Kuri> human rights and extreme poverty in mexico [18:48:16] <Kuri> protection of human rights and fundamental freedoms in mexico while countering terrorism [18:48:32] <Kuri> and missing persons in mexico [18:48:56] <Kuri> incluye is that too hard?!!!! [18:49:09] <incluye> No, I already have them written! [18:49:12] <Kuri> ... [18:49:13] <incluye> #1: "Kuri:" [18:49:14] <incluye> #2: "please" [18:49:17] <incluye> #3: "go" [18:49:19] <incluye> #4: "fuck" [18:49:22] <incluye> #5: "yourself"
#1142 4.30/5 gloomp 2009-03-11	[4:52pm] <Kablizzy> I think everyone's view of this place is horribly skewed. We're /people/, guys. I come here to enjoy myself, and once I stopped enjoying myself, I stopped coming here. When I stopped enjoying Vent, I stopped using Vent. When I stop enjoying this place, I st [4:52pm] Kablizzy (chatzilla@wpe-E6703A00.hlrn.qwest.net) left #n. (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910])
#2742 4.30/5 gloomp 2013-01-14	[17:55:32] <flag> it is sad that ska has singlehandedly reinforced the stereotype that i am sure m&r had of the community [17:55:38] <flag> we are not all children [17:55:46] <flag> for instance, i am listening to the beatles right now [17:56:50] <mintnut> indeed; I too am an adult, as evidenced by the festive jumper i am currently wearing [17:57:53] * flag nods [17:58:09] * mintnut nods
#1579 4.28/5 gloomp 2009-10-24	[12:56:27] <Skyline> I dreamt that I was running up a hybrid of stairs and the great pyramids, and when I got to the top, this fifty foot ostritch was slowly walking in a circle! [12:57:11] <Skyline> Like, it was in the desert, and the stairs were made of crumbly golden stuff, and there were multiple flights and even some pyramids, but there was a flat top. [12:57:27] <Skyline> WITH A GIANT FUCKING OSTRITCH [12:58:04] <Skyline> Should I go to homecoming tonight? :/
#2424 4.27/5 gloomp 2011-09-05	[15:29:31] <kuri> why does littleviking have a tanner map generator
#2743 4.27/5 gloomp 2013-01-15	[22:53:09] <TommyWiseau> Should I feel guilty if I don't respond to random men online 10 years my senior who appear interested in me? [22:53:48] <Tanner> Nah, baby, you got to do what you feel comfortable with. [22:54:15] <Tanner> Sounds like you're going through some stuff though. We should get a coffee and talk about it some time.
#2058 4.26/5 gloomp 2010-09-24	[17:46:02] <scythe> also i just ate an entire box of altoids in under 24 hours [17:46:07] <scythe> this is a new record for me [17:56:48] <Yanni> You are curiously strong
#1285 4.25/5 gloomp 2009-06-12	[17:33:10] <Skyline> gloomp, no ofhttp://sweetnostalgia.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/wood_fence9.jpg, but I think most of the #moa quotes are really terrible. :/
#2345 4.25/5 gloomp 2011-05-23	[22:51:15] <flag> I've watched nine hours of Doctor Who today, my mother just reminded me. [22:51:29] <flag> I told her in no uncertain terms where she could go. [22:51:44] <Tanner> Downstairs to make you a sandwich? [22:51:45] <gloomp> Back to the kitchen? [22:51:49] <gloomp> Hahahah. [22:51:50] <Tanner> AHAH [22:51:52] <Tanner> Bam.
#2550 4.25/5 gloomp 2012-03-08	[01:31:03] * halifax (newspaper@scave-1607B622.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #n [01:31:03] * ChanServ sets modes [#n +o halifax] [01:31:18] <Dox> Welcome Master Orange [01:31:56] <Dox> halifax, i was talking to snugs earlier [01:32:05] <halifax> okay [01:33:30] <halifax> is this going anywhere [01:35:45] <halifax> guess not
#1717 4.24/5 gloomp 2010-02-08	[02:37:22] <Yahoozy> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1704 [02:37:26] <Yahoozy> This should be 100%. [02:38:03] <bok_choy> It's high enough. [02:39:52] <Yahoozy> NO IT'S NOT MAESTRO YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEEMINGLY INDIFFERENT OPINIONS OF WHATEVER I SAY EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW THEIR ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DISSENT ME FOR THE SAKE OF JUST THAT [02:41:31] <Orange> I speak Bosnian :D
#1831 4.22/5 gloomp 2010-05-19	[20:14:12] <Donfuy> That reminds me I have some vodka on my fridge. [20:15:05] <sunset> i can't drink [20:17:22] <gloomp> Thank you for letting us know, sunset. Pie isn't that great anyway. [20:17:37] <sunset> :o [20:17:39] <sunset> are you high? [20:17:43] <sunset> pie is amazing
#2166 4.21/5 gloomp 2010-12-15	[19:14:00] * moonlight (e_m@scave-15F908D3.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #n [19:14:50] <moonlight> haha you gotta add moonlight to the birthday week now. [19:14:53] <Izzy> :( [19:14:55] <moonlight> In 1 week! [19:15:02] <Izzy> palemoon maps have disappointed me recently. [19:15:13] <Izzy> They're not as awesome as they were before. [19:15:16] <Izzy> ;__; [19:15:18] <moonlight> Hey Izzy. [19:15:30] <Izzy> they're all prettyish but not fun at all [19:15:31] <Izzy> Hey. [19:15:49] <Izzy> Scrap the prettyish part. [19:15:49] <moonlight> You think you can make me another siggy? [19:15:53] <Izzy> oh [19:15:54] <Izzy> um [19:15:55] <Izzy> yeah [19:15:56] <Izzy> soon [19:16:12] <moonlight> Okay, thanks. No big rush. [19:16:14] * PALEMOON (evil_empir@scave-377621AD.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #n [19:16:21] <PALEMOON> izzy you dickbag superhighway [19:16:23] * PALEMOON (evil_empir@scave-377621AD.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has left #n [19:16:32] <moonlight> hahaha
#2748 4.20/5 gloomp 2013-01-18	[23:31:09] <Uuni> TommyWiseau, can we talk movies [23:31:17] <TommyWiseau> Why not. [23:31:35] <Uuni> Let's talk about movies, then. [23:32:03] <TommyWiseau> Alright then. You start. [23:32:07] <Uuni> Maybe [23:32:14] <Uuni> Alright, I guess I should [23:32:36] <Uuni> There's this movie I saw a bit ago [23:33:05] <Uuni> I really can't remember what it was [23:33:35] <Uuni> Alright then [23:33:47] <TommyWiseau> Yep.
#2692 4.18/5 gloomp 2012-12-05	[14:54:18] <noeloomp> the 80s were basically the best era chart-wise [14:54:35] <flag> how do iyu [14:54:37] <flag> figure [14:54:44] <flag> that's total shit [14:54:47] <noeloomp> i mean sure there was shit like queen but how can you diss a decade with paula abdul [14:54:54] <flag> the '60s are far and away -- OKAY STOP [14:55:00] <flag> i will retreat back into silence [14:55:05] <noeloomp> 60s are weak as hell [14:55:17] <noeloomp> 90s boy bands were superior almost universally [14:55:19] <flag> i ... have literally heard every charting song from every in the entire decade [14:55:25] <flag> and i /hate/ you right now [14:55:29] <flag> i can feel it in my stomach [14:55:44] <flag> i want to die [14:55:45] <noeloomp> 60s weren't as bad as 70s, but then few things were [14:55:55] <flag> i want to duie sos much [14:55:56] * flag has quit (Quit: Away with me) [14:56:14] <noeloomp> haha [14:56:27] <noeloomp> can't handle the truth [14:57:05] <noeloomp> gonna quote that entirely for flag
#1881 4.16/5 gloomp 2010-06-20	[19:55:06] <palemoon> if you watch Jaws backwards it's about a shark who throws up so many people they have to open a beach
#2016 4.16/5 gloomp 2010-09-02	[22:23:18] <Kuri> hey [22:23:32] <Kuri> would you play my map if i made it look ugly and have a bunch of gimicks in it [22:23:43] <Kuri> like a mahi map [22:23:56] <Kuri> ??? [22:24:16] <gloomp> mahi makes dumb maps [22:24:26] <Kuri> i agree [22:24:30] <gloomp> although he's been improving as of late [22:24:36] <Kuri> seriously? [22:24:43] <Kuri> i agree [22:24:53] <Kuri> so does this mean youll play it [22:24:57] <Kuri> my map that is [22:25:06] <Kuri> its very conceptual [22:25:10] <Kuri> it tells a story [22:25:12] <Kuri> like [22:25:26] <Kuri> a ninja has to dodge monsters on the way to his house or somthing [22:25:29] <Kuri> and a bus crashes [22:25:31] <Kuri> people die [22:25:35] <Kuri> his family is dead [22:25:39] <Kuri> everyone he loves [22:25:40] <Kuri> dead. [22:25:57] <Kuri> its very conceptual
#2257 4.15/5 gloomp 2011-02-13	[17:46:57] <Rose> gloomp tommywiseau isn't actually tommy wiseau right? my common sense tells me that he's not but i have to ask [17:47:07] <gloomp> ... [17:47:08] <gloomp> ... [17:47:10] <gloomp> ...
#1676 4.12/5 gloomp 2010-01-18	[19:49:24] <SlappyMcGee> -------------------------------------------------------- [19:49:25] <SlappyMcGee> 10 [19:49:27] <SlappyMcGee> 9 [19:49:28] <SlappyMcGee> 8 [19:49:29] <SlappyMcGee> 7 [19:49:30] <SlappyMcGee> 6 [19:49:31] <SlappyMcGee> 5 [19:49:32] <SlappyMcGee> 4 [19:49:33] <SlappyMcGee> 3 [19:49:34] <SlappyMcGee> 2 [19:49:35] <SlappyMcGee> 1 [19:49:37] <SlappyMcGee> gogogogo [19:49:45] * gloomp Liars - Be Quiet Mt. Heart Attack! (Drum's Not Dead) [19:49:45] * Tanner is listening to Be Quiet Mt. Heart Attack! by Liars (Drum's Not Dead). [19:49:45] * Yahoozy is now playing: Liars - Be Quiet Mt. Heart Attack! "Drum's Not Dead" [19:49:45] * SlappyMcGee is now playing: De La Soul - Oodles of O's [19:49:47] <SlappyMcGee> Dammit. [19:49:56] <gloomp> Hahahahah. [19:49:59] <Tanner> Bahahaha!
#1997 4.09/5 gloomp 2010-08-17	[00:59:39] <Tanner> So this guy goes out, nails a bunch of bitches, knocks them all up and then gains sole custody of the children and refuses to let the mother see them based on the fact that she could be a danger to them. [00:59:54] <Tanner> Somebody call Judge Joe Brown. [01:00:22] <Tanner> <JudgeJoe> I will have order in my court! [01:00:38] <Tanner> <DLongLegs> HRRRRRRRRASSSSSSSHHHHHAAAAAAKKK! [01:01:25] <Tanner> That is the sound that I imagine a human sized daddy longlegs would make.
#2574 4.09/5 gloomp 2012-05-14	[16:39:16] <flag> wait gloopm [16:39:29] <flag> did i ever tell you the story of how i met a guy who killed his mother [16:39:34] <gloomp> you did not [16:39:44] <flag> i was at taco cabana at about 4 am [16:39:50] <flag> taco plate, a #2 [16:39:52] <flag> best deal on earth [16:39:58] <flag> me and a friend at a four person table [16:40:00] <flag> all of a sudden [16:40:12] <flag> homeless person in a cowboy hat and suspenders, all up in my table [16:40:19] <flag> i'm like what can i do for ya mate [16:40:23] <flag> and he's like [16:40:29] <flag> i just killed my mother [16:40:32] <flag> and i'm like [16:40:33] <flag> hahahaha [16:40:34] <flag> oh no [16:40:38] <flag> he's serious [16:40:46] <flag> (that last bit in a whisper to my friend) [16:40:51] <flag> so them i'm like [16:40:53] <flag> then [16:40:56] <flag> i'm like [16:40:57] <flag> tell me more [16:41:00] <flag> and he's like [16:41:01] <flag> well [16:41:04] <flag> she was annoying me [16:41:10] <flag> (and i'm nodding) [16:41:16] <flag> so i killed her in bastrop [16:41:32] <flag> which is about an hour's drive from where we were currently eating taco plates [16:41:45] <flag> and then he walked here [16:41:47] <flag> but [16:41:48] <flag> but [16:41:53] <flag> here is the crazy part [16:41:59] <flag> he was carrying taco bell [16:42:06] <flag> he had just come to the taco cabana to sleep [16:42:08] <flag> mn [16:42:12] <flag> man what [16:42:13] <flag> the fuck [16:42:30] <Rose> I assume you got the hell out of there and called the cops. [16:42:35] <gloomp> beautiful [16:42:43] <gloomp> why would you call the cops [16:42:54] <gloomp> a guy like that is on a whole nother level than boring old cops [16:44:48] <flag> i did not call the cops [16:44:54] <flag> i believe i bought him a taco [16:44:58] <flag> a real one not that taco bell crap [16:45:17] <flag> to be fair i was on drugs and the whole oh hey he is either a murderer, insane or both thing just flew by me [16:45:30] <flag> never occurred to me that i might actually call the police [16:45:30] <flag> until now [16:45:36] <flag> maybe i will call them in the morning [16:45:47] <gloomp> you're a good person flag
#2162 4.07/5 gloomp 2010-12-11	[00:53:13] <krusch> Haha. So I was just emailing my timesheet in for last week's work, and I accidentally attached a .pdf of a pranayama yoga instructional book, rather than my timesheet. I almost sent it. -_- [00:53:29] <krusch> My employer would have been rather bemused, I'm sure. [00:54:04] <flag> Hahahaha. [00:54:21] <flag> Trying to tell them y'all need more relaxation in the office. Subtly. [00:54:38] <waterfall> why did you have a yoga pdf [00:58:59] <krusch> waterfall: pranayama is just breathing exercises. [00:59:08] <krusch> It's good stuff. [00:59:27] <rennaT> You need to exercise breathing? [00:59:33] <rennaT> What kind of hippydippy shit is this? [01:00:09] <krusch> Hahaha, you guys suck. -_- [01:00:17] <krusch> Pranayama is amazing. [01:00:19] <krusch> It's like being high. [01:00:32] <rennaT> I exercise every day by nailing my wife behind the woodshed while lifting weights and drinking pure whey.
#1745 4.06/5 gloomp 2010-02-27	[17:33:29] <Yanni> You know that lynch mobs are usually good at surfing as well? [17:33:38] <Yanni> They hang ten, too. [17:33:40] * Yanni sets modes [#n -o+b Yanni !SoY@.dyn.columbia.edu] [17:33:40] Yanni has kicked Yanni from #n (Yanni)
#2203 4.05/5 gloomp 2011-01-03	[13:36:24] <nevada> gloomp [13:36:27] <nevada> it's 2011 [13:36:33] <nevada> what is going on [13:36:34] <gloomp> i know right [13:36:37] <gloomp> the fuck [13:36:40] <nevada> what happened to like [13:36:43] <nevada> the last 10 years [13:36:46] <nevada> they just [13:36:48] <nevada> happened [13:36:49] <PALEMOON> two thousand and eleven years have passed [13:36:55] <PALEMOON> since [13:36:56] <inne> I overdosed, and was too stupid to take the risk! [13:37:00] <PALEMOON> D: [13:37:01] <nevada> D: [13:37:04] <gloomp> D: [13:37:11] <nevada> inne you need help [13:37:12] <inne> Need xanax. [13:37:17] <PALEMOON> lol [13:37:17] <gloomp> hahahah [13:37:18] <PALEMOON> loll [13:37:19] <nevada> haha [13:37:24] <nevada> quotttteee
#1638 4.05/5 gloomp 2009-12-19	[14:44:53] <Tanner> Another hypothesis: the computer just needed to be cleaned out because it was totally filthy. [14:45:31] <Yanni> Filthy CPU gets cleaned hard [14:45:40] <Yanni> M(board)ILF [14:47:20] <Tanner> seE this fitlhy CPU get its connectors wiped from both sides!
#1341 4.00/5 gloomp 2009-07-05	[20:16:09] * PALEMOON (evil_empir@scave-7E7CCE4A.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #n [20:16:14] * PALEMOON is now known as REAL_SOVIET_DAMAGE [20:16:26] <REAL_SOVIET_DAMAGE> REAL [20:16:28] <REAL_SOVIET_DAMAGE> SOVIET [20:16:30] <REAL_SOVIET_DAMAGE> DAMAGE [20:17:22] <gloomp> http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-06-18/Latvia_lacks_money_to_assess__Soviet_damage_.html [20:17:23] <gloomp> http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-06-18/Latvia_lacks_money_to_assess__Soviet_damage_.html [20:17:24] <gloomp> http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-06-18/Latvia_lacks_money_to_assess__Soviet_damage_.html
#1568 4.00/5 gloomp 2009-10-19	[01:33:36] <Orange> This is the moment of now. [01:33:38] <Orange> Now is now. [01:33:44] <Orange> But, snap, now it's gone. [01:33:47] <Orange> Now's now then. [01:33:57] <Orange> What's it all mean? [01:34:02] <Orange> Your life leads up to this moment. [01:34:08] <Orange> Then it passes by, just like the rest. [01:34:17] <Orange> Melding seamlessly into the unending stream of past. [01:34:30] <Orange> You know when you don't quite remember what happened last night, but you wake up in the morning and think: [01:34:33] <Orange> Where the fuck is my sofa? [01:34:42] <Orange> And you sit down out of instinct, you know. [01:34:52] <Orange> Because you're totally used to sinking back in this comfortable seat. [01:35:02] <Orange> And you fall and smash your head against the wall. [01:35:08] <Orange> And you wonder what kind of city you live in. [01:35:28] <Orange> You thought it was the kind of place where you can leave your windows open and people won't come in and steal your shit. [01:35:37] <Orange> I mean, a sofa? [01:35:44] <Orange> I have to go out and buy a new sofa now. [01:35:56] <Orange> Why a sofa? [01:36:00] <Orange> It's beyond me. [01:36:07] <Orange> There's a TV, right there. [01:36:19] <Orange> It's staring you reprimandingly in the face as you unlatch the sofa from the floor. [01:36:35] <Orange> Maybe it's all the wires. [01:36:45] <Orange> You think those TVs in the movies are real, that the burglars steal? [01:36:46] <Orange> No sir. [01:36:51] <Orange> They've been stripped of their wires. [01:37:02] <Orange> They're just boxes. Plain, soulless boxes. [01:37:16] <Orange> In real life, there's a separate bag for the wires. [01:37:26] <Orange> I guess there's no time for shit like that when you're stealing someone's sofa. [01:37:38] <Orange> Someone's got to pay for all these sofas you keep stealing, you know. [01:37:57] <Orange> And this happens every Saturday morning. [01:38:15] <Orange> I have a separate 'sofa budget' for when this happens. [01:38:18] <Orange> I'm /expecting/ it. [01:38:37] <Orange> And I still don't install security, because I have this stupidly optimistic hope that they'll stop doing this. [01:38:51] <Orange> I have a feeling these guys are just fucking with me by now. [01:38:58] <Orange> What do they do with all these sofas? [01:39:09] <Orange> They sure as hell don't keep them in their own house. [01:39:19] <Orange> This is a meaty three-seater we're talking about. [01:39:32] <Orange> They just dump them somewhere? [01:39:36] <Orange> What kind of lifestyle is that? [01:40:01] <Orange> Steal Orange's sofa, dump it somewhere, steal Orange's sofa, dump it somewhere, steal Orange's sofa, dump it somewhere, next level.
#2063 4.00/5 gloomp 2010-09-29	[16:30:58] * Kuri (Kuri@scave-BDB0D4D1.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #s4 [16:31:03] <Kuri> HAHAHA [16:31:07] <Kuri> SCREW YOU GLOOMP [16:31:12] <Kuri> SCREW AH YOU [16:31:16] <Kuri> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [16:31:23] <Kuri> let me guess [16:31:24] <gloomp> Sept. [16:31:25] <Kuri> "..." [16:31:33] <Kuri> or that [16:31:39] <Kuri> sept do the right thing [16:31:47] <Kuri> I need to be here [16:32:32] <Kuri> gloomp gloomp gloomp [16:32:37] <Kuri> you are such a snob [16:32:51] <Kuri> blah blah post-modern blah blah noise music [16:33:06] <Kuri> EVEN EEVEE AGREES WITH ME [16:33:12] <Kuri> You have bad taste in everything [16:33:28] <Kuri> it makes me wonder how such a guy would be an op in so many channels [16:33:36] <Kuri> And your maps are jokes [16:34:00] <Kuri> "er fink uh i uh like to uh make maps that have erm comcepts er fink." [16:34:30] <Kuri> "Aesthetics are retorded, er fink." [16:35:00] * Kuri has quit (Connection reset by peer) [16:35:10] * Kuri (Kuri@scave-BDB0D4D1.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #s4 [16:35:24] <Kuri> did you get all of that gloomp [16:35:31] <Kuri> or do i have to repeat myself [16:35:46] <Kuri> TL;DR YOU SUCK [16:35:57] <Kuri> And lots of people agree with me [16:36:15] <Kuri> im just giving the hard truths [16:36:26] <Kuri> gloomp is such a pampered kiss up [16:36:39] <Kuri> "oh flag spnk me <3" [16:36:45] <Kuri> "Sidke i wuv ya" [16:36:49] <Kuri> OH GOD [16:37:54] * Kuri has quit (Connection reset by peer) [16:38:04] * Kuri (Kuri@scave-BDB0D4D1.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #s4 [16:38:27] <Kuri> i hate you [16:38:36] * Kuri hates gloomp [16:38:39] <Kuri> i hate you [16:38:42] <Kuri> ok [16:38:45] <Kuri> i just do [16:38:48] <gloomp> Cool. [16:38:50] <Kuri> i like you sometimes [16:38:54] <Kuri> but like [16:38:55] <Kuri> i hate you [16:38:57] <Kuri> most of the time [16:39:01] <Kuri> are you ok with that [16:40:16] <Kuri> god gloomp [16:40:33] <Kuri> you should seriouly not be an op in so many channels [16:40:33] <Kuri> you need to take a break [16:41:08] * Kuri has quit (Connection reset by peer) [16:41:19] * Kuri (Kuri@scave-BDB0D4D1.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #s4 [16:42:15] <Kuri> gloomp [16:42:17] <Kuri> i want you to underastand this [16:42:19] <Kuri> what i am typing right now [16:42:21] <Kuri> is that [16:42:24] <Kuri> i hope you die [16:42:25] <Kuri> so i can become op in all channels [16:42:35] <Kuri> do you understand [16:42:54] * Kuri has quit (Connection reset by peer) [16:43:04] * Kuri (Kuri@scave-BDB0D4D1.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #s4 [16:43:42] <Kuri> i hope gloomp really is some type of hobo [16:42:54] * Kuri has quit (Connection reset by peer) [16:44:30] * Kuri (Kuri@scave-BDB0D4D1.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #s4 [16:45:29] <Kuri> gloomp [16:45:30] <Kuri> please [16:45:40] <Kuri> can i be unbanned with from #n [16:45:58] <Kuri> i dont need #music [16:46:07] <Kuri> i just want to talk tomy friends again [16:46:15] <Kuri> me and you are buddies right [16:47:30] * Kuri has quit (Connection reset by peer)
#2330 4.00/5 gloomp 2011-05-01	[16:51:03] <southpaw> Sasquatch, AF [16:51:05] <southpaw> Sasquatch. [16:51:08] <southpaw> It's going to be awesome. [16:51:40] * southpaw has changed the topic to: blog: http://noentertainment.tumblr.com/ \| http://cloudkicker.bandcamp.com/album/the-discovery \| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKRNCZEqYkI \| http://soundcloud.com/galapagos \| <Apakenua> It's just ambients right now \| Sasquatch in under a month. Be jealous. ... [19:30:07] <AF> Damn right Sasquatch is going to be awesome. [19:34:58] <Tanner> AF, if you and Southpaw tried any harder to drum up outside interest in your going to Sasquatch I might start to suspect you've some kind of validation addiction. [19:35:25] <AF> But Tanner, haven't you heard? [19:35:31] <AF> Sasquatch is all the rage this year. [19:36:38] <Tanner> Sasquatch, Yeti, The Hulk. They're all raging. We get it.
#2365 4.00/5 gloomp 2011-06-28	[00:49:52] <kuri> WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME STUPID [00:49:56] <kuri> AUGH [00:50:23] <kuri> you are only 2 years older how can you be so mature [00:51:16] <kuri> maybe i am but whatever [00:51:32] <kuri> gloomp is like spock and im the.. emotional one [00:51:38] <kuri> i forget the name
#2393 4.00/5 gloomp 2011-07-28	[20:16:35] <Rozer> i have just had an awesome idea!!!! [20:16:49] <Rozer> im going to go and get a block of cheese [20:16:50] <Steve> yeah? [20:16:55] <Steve> ... [20:17:00] <Rozer> oh... [20:17:02] <Rozer> that was it
#2652 4.00/5 gloomp 2012-11-06	[20:22:37] <gloomp> hooray for gay disco [20:22:53] <JESUS> horry
#2711 4.00/5 gloomp 2012-12-22	[01:44:29] <noeloomp> i don't believe you don't want to fuck rose the housecat [01:44:35] <noeloomp> i think you've just buried that desire [01:44:45] <Mistlerose> Only in catgirl form, noeloomp. [01:44:50] <Mistlerose> She's not that hot in cat form. [01:44:56] <Bio> What if it were mostly cat but partially girl? [01:45:10] <noeloomp> ooh, i like this train of questioning [01:45:33] <noeloomp> what if it were a cat with human form's head and dripping, ahem, pussy [01:45:43] <Mistlerose> Oh that'd probably be a-okay. [01:45:59] <noeloomp> keep in mind, same size [01:46:06] <Mistlerose> As human or cat form? [01:46:09] <noeloomp> cat [01:46:11] <Mistlerose> Hm. [01:46:25] <Mistlerose> I think she'd have to be a bit bigger. [01:46:29] <Mistlerose> But not too much.
#2739 4.00/5 gloomp 2013-01-12	[00:55:54] <flag> oh my god [00:55:56] <flag> my old high school [00:55:58] <flag> formed a group called [00:56:05] <flag> Westlake Against Narcotics and Gangs (W.A.N.G.) Is a group of Westlake High School Students that take a very, very firm... [00:56:18] <flag> i mean i knew they were dumb but
#2859 3.93/5 gloomp 2014-06-10	[15:12:00] <Tanner> I feel like I'm visiting some sort of fucked up, white-trash zoo whenever Rose talks about his life.
#1558 3.92/5 gloomp 2009-10-16	[01:24:27] <gloomp> "Channel average was 5.23 words per line." Man, really? That seems ludicrously tiny. Like, 10 words I can see, but 5? What can you do with 5 words, really? It took Hemingway six. "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn." If such a master of economical writing needed six, what can any of us do with 5? Of course, I know why it's like that. Everyone but Jig, who I think I'm imitating/parodying at this point, splits their thoughts up into one sentence [01:24:27] <gloomp> per line. Some even split it up into a word or three per line. Not to pretend I don't do that. It's the preferred method of conveying a thought over at #moa, and it's not like I'm not going to buckle under such an assault. It's quick, it's easy, and it can work really well sometimes. But getting it all out at once like this has a great dignity to it. It rejects the rapid-fire, thoughtless style of internet communication, especially IRC and [01:24:27] <gloomp> its kin. In the end, of course, it's a stylistic choice, and I'd say I'm just as comfortable with both styles, except I have greater fear of prematurely hitting enter when I do it this way. Still, though, 5.23 words? That's miniscule, man. Just silly. [01:28:48] <bobaganuesh_2> lol
#2207 3.92/5 gloomp 2011-01-11	[15:08:30] <Ckuri_Stk> you guys are lucky i dont speak in numbers [15:08:39] <Ckuri_Stk> because i would be totally illegible
#2382 3.92/5 gloomp 2011-07-14	[01:11:47] <Rarity> I really hate the "what's in it for me" attitude I see everywhere. [01:12:02] <halifax> You realize nobody's altruistic, Rose. [01:12:09] <halifax> There have been studies. [01:12:51] <Rarity> halifax, are you saying that people who donate money to feed starving kids in Africa aren't being a little altruistic? [01:12:53] <Rarity> I think that's absurd. [01:13:01] <halifax> Not truly. Not in essence. [01:13:20] <TommyWiseau> People feel satisfaction from donating, Rarity. [01:14:37] <gloomp> Hard truth: Everyone does everything for themselves. [01:14:37] * skyline (fff@scave-E0EA87E6.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has joined #n [01:14:45] * flag (flag@scave-431862EE.dsl.austtx.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n [01:14:45] * ChanServ sets modes [#n +o flag] [01:14:47] <Sunset> Harder truth: Not really. [01:14:57] <gloomp> Right, flag? [01:15:00] <remm> um, what, Sunset? [01:15:01] <skyline> Hardest truth: MY COCK
#2474 3.92/5 gloomp 2011-11-20	[08:53:40] <P-enix> hey yahoozy, whats your GS? [08:54:41] <Yahoozy> What? [08:55:05] <P-enix> gamer score [08:55:16] <Yahoozy> ... [08:55:33] <Yahoozy> Don't ping me.
#2559 3.92/5 gloomp 2012-04-13	[20:45:13] <Aidiera> Film noir style is when a character speaks directly to the camera in a scene, right? [20:45:31] <halifax> lol [20:45:34] <halifax> no [20:45:40] <halifax> film noir is the opposite of a medium shot [20:45:50] <halifax> film noir is the first autumn leaf [20:45:58] <halifax> film noir is a slice of cabbage on a cold day [20:46:04] <halifax> film noir is your breath on the windshield [20:46:13] <halifax> film noir is the last bit of milk in the carton [20:46:22] <halifax> film noir is leaving your wallet in the car [20:46:32] <halifax> film noir is pinging out of irc for a few seconds and not noticing [20:46:45] <halifax> film noir is peri peri chicken peri peri chicken peri peri chicken chicken sub [20:46:58] <halifax> film noir is four cars all lined up which are red except for the second and the fourth which are not [20:47:09] <halifax> film noir is film blanche [20:47:22] <halifax> film noir is watching the blair witch project naked [20:47:33] <halifax> film noir is an explosion in the sunlight [20:47:50] <halifax> film noir is the reaction between hydrogen peroxide and sodium hydrogen carbonate [20:48:10] <halifax> film noir is a joke about the aristocrats told by henry gustav molaison [20:48:28] <halifax> film noir is a unique combination of notes that don't sound very well together [20:48:40] <halifax> film noir is a one-liner nobody's thought of, except they have [20:48:47] <halifax> film noir is getting your seatbelt stuck in the car door [20:48:55] <halifax> film noir is runing out of small change for the ride home [20:49:06] <halifax> film noir is getting carpet burn trying to get your cat out from under the bed [20:49:19] <halifax> film noir is eating three eggs in the morning and two in the evening [20:49:47] <halifax> film noir is making a new friend who is really creepy and not as funny as you thought before he started talking [20:49:55] <halifax> film noir is flying around the world in 78.8813 days [20:50:10] <halifax> film noir is attacking israeli insurgents while standing on the roof of a un hospital in the gaza strip [20:50:25] <halifax> film noir is satin underpants [20:50:39] <halifax> film noir is running out of memory trying to run a minecraft server [20:50:55] <halifax> film noir is (1) notification on facebook [20:51:23] <halifax> film noir is the hidden treasure that you can find with only a spade and a backyard [20:51:38] <halifax> film noir is the opportunity that grabbed your hand and then spat on you [20:51:59] <halifax> film noir is a parking ticket with a cartoon whale drawn on it in pink highlighter [20:52:43] <halifax> film noir is the layer of thin pubescence that forms on the fruit of the soya plant [20:53:11] <halifax> film noir is a cinematic term used primarily to describe stylish hollywood crime dramas, particularly those that emphasize cynical attitudes and sexual motivations [20:53:32] <halifax> film noir is also used in a literary context as a style that harkens back to the aforementioned description [20:53:49] <halifax> film noir is not your original query, which was an example of a soliloquy [20:54:02] <Aidiera> Ah, yes. [20:54:06] <Aidiera> Thank you.
#2655 3.90/5 gloomp 2012-11-07	[11:22:42] * Tunc Xenophobic Ejaculation - Bleeding Rectum (White Power) [11:22:44] <Tunc> swag
#2317 3.89/5 gloomp 2011-04-16	[17:39:38] <kuri> gloomp are you going to make me a krig? [17:41:05] <gloomp> can't [17:41:25] <kuri> Why? [17:42:21] <gloomp> i'm not krusch [17:43:20] <kuri> ... [17:43:47] <kuri> Wow!
#2636 3.88/5 gloomp 2012-10-24	[03:03:33] <flag> i miss skyline rather a lot [03:04:05] <oughts> Yeah. [03:04:16] <oughts> I can't believe he's really dead. [03:04:25] <oughts> I wish he'd never bought that hotrod.
#1726 3.87/5 gloomp 2010-02-13	[01:03:12] <sidke> I still have 2 more beers and 3 more miles [01:03:21] <sidke> Mike's [01:03:30] <sidke> I am in the living room [01:03:35] <sidke> On 6 phone [01:03:39] <sidke> Nut* [01:03:39] <Skyline> You're driving drunk on IRC? [01:03:58] <Skyline> sidke, aren't you underage? [01:04:00] <sidke> Cyborg
#1535 3.83/5 gloomp 2009-09-22	[01:06:25] * southpaw closes eyes, smiles and bobs head back and forth slowly. [01:06:28] <Losttortuga> I WANT TO BE LIKE WATER AND SLIP DOWN YOUR THROAT AND MAKE YOU FEELA LIVE AND WELL!
#1758 3.83/5 gloomp 2010-03-13	[00:32:07] <LittleViking> Your face is underground. Like an ostrich.
#2091 3.83/5 gloomp 2010-10-17	[15:15:05] <Cuckoo> also tun berk dogan has penises for thumbs and circumciDICED HIMSELF PRIVATELY [15:15:23] <Cuckoo> and listens to pavement with his teeth
#1786 3.82/5 gloomp 2010-04-05	[14:53:09] * incluye sneezes a theoretically infinite amount of time
#2096 3.81/5 gloomp 2010-10-20	[17:43:13] <mr_trousers> I am free to commit suicide! [17:43:15] <mr_trousers> Luckily. [17:43:26] <nevada> flag you do that and i'll anally rape your corpse [17:43:45] <nevada> with a chainsaw [17:44:15] <gloomp> "Cutting down forests, one tree at a time" [17:44:20] <nevada> quote [17:44:21] <nevada> QUOTTEE
#1331 3.80/5 gloomp 2009-06-30	[17:43:58] <Yahoozy> Next /her/ level /her/ /her/ [yuck] level, next level /her/ TO THA NOOB next level, /she/ /her/ /her/ [yuck] /her/ level, next level.
#2611 3.80/5 gloomp 2012-08-07	[13:28:36] * GamingWolf has kicked kuri from #n (no child porn) [13:28:40] * kuri (gooduser@scave-52A3592E.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #n [13:28:43] <kuri> oh, uhm
#1922 3.79/5 gloomp 2010-07-13	[22:30:08] <Torex> So my girlfriend is in the hospital... [22:30:12] <Torex> Apparently. [22:30:30] <incluye> You have a girlfriend and she's in the hospital? [22:30:37] <incluye> I'm having trouble suspending disbelief here. [22:30:44] <Torex> :/ [22:30:56] <incluye> Anyway. [22:30:57] <incluye> Why? [22:31:15] <Torex> Well, her sister is texting me saying that she pushed her off the roof of their house. [22:31:23] <incluye> her sister pushed her off the roof? [22:31:30] <Torex> Apparently. [22:31:36] <incluye> And they're not college frat boys. [22:31:39] <Torex> No. [22:31:40] <incluye> Stranger and stranger. ... [23:37:08] <Torex> AH [23:37:08] <Torex> WHAT [23:37:11] <Torex> Um. [23:37:25] <Torex> So, she just woke up in the hospital, and she texted me saying that she loves me. [23:37:27] <Torex> O_o [23:37:30] <incluye> Aw. [23:37:33] <Torex> We've only known each other for a few weeks. [23:38:22] <Torex> Fuck, I don't know what to do. [23:38:43] <incluye> Why? [23:41:22] <Animator> Torex, damnit. [23:41:26] <Animator> You've got love. [23:41:48] <Animator> Torex, how do you feel about this girl? [23:41:54] <Torex> Not the same way. [23:42:02] <Torex> I mean, she just woke up after being in the hospital. [23:42:11] <Torex> She doesn't know who her sister is. [23:42:34] <Animator> ... [23:42:38] <Animator> Oh dear God. [23:42:42] <incluye> Oh. [23:42:43] <Torex> I don't know if she's thinking straight. [23:42:48] <incluye> Oh. [23:42:48] <incluye> Right. [23:42:50] <Animator> Okay, okay. Idea. [23:42:51] <incluye> Yeah, I see. [23:42:55] <Animator> You gotta comfort her. [23:43:09] <Animator> You've got to do this without outright telling her that you love her. [23:43:14] <Animator> Wait a few days until she's better. [23:43:22] <Torex> But I don't love her. [23:43:32] <Animator> You're fucked. [23:43:36] <remaniac> Ahahahaa [23:43:45] <Torex> Like I said, I don't know if she's thinking straight. [23:44:14] <remaniac> tell her that then [23:44:17] <Animator> More like, "You don't know that you love her." [23:44:22] <remaniac> ask her if she's thinking straight [23:44:23] <Animator> Ahahaha, remaniac, you're insane. [23:44:44] <remaniac> if he doesn't want to be with there, then that would be a good start. [23:44:44] <incluye> "we should totally fuck sometime" [23:44:58] <remaniac> that would work too [23:45:00] <gloomp> Torex, here's what you do. [23:45:15] <gloomp> You go down to the docks, and buy a knock-off Rolex. [23:45:37] <gloomp> Then, you go to your attic and find that dress suit you haven't worn in five years. [23:45:55] <gloomp> After that, you go and print out a diploma, and hang it on the wall. [23:46:05] <gloomp> Set some rat-traps. [23:46:15] <gloomp> Bait them with caviar. [23:46:56] <gloomp> Then, when your wife comes home, and says she doesn't love you anymore, you hit her in the head with a brick. [23:47:05] <gloomp> Problem solved. [23:47:15] <Animator> ... [23:47:28] <remaniac> :D [23:47:35] <Torex> No. [23:47:36] <Torex> Fucking no. [23:47:38] <Torex> Dude. [23:47:39] <Torex> No. [23:48:09] <gloomp> Alternately, bet on Slim Jesse in the five'o'clock races. That's a sure bet if ever there was one. [23:49:24] <gloomp> Use the money to buy a real Rolex. [23:49:44] <gloomp> And become Lex Anderson, Wall Street powerhouse.
#2804 3.78/5 gloomp 2013-05-08	[18:21:33] <godless> interestingly enough, you can start a fight pretty easily by taking a harvard shirt, crossing out the 'harvard' and writing 'yale' and then walking around harvard square for an afternoon [18:22:04] <godless> tensions run pretty high, apparently
#1426 3.77/5 gloomp 2009-07-28	[16:18:36] <DW40> Imagine if you were arrested at the airport for trying to go through security with a slide rule and a calculator. [16:20:08] <PALEMOON> i would tell the security team: [16:20:28] <PALEMOON> but sirs, i need these to.... i forget the rest of the joke but YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE.
#2482 3.73/5 gloomp 2011-12-13	[01:15:09] <melchiortsz> Culinary or Africa? [01:15:18] <Rose> Africa. [01:15:18] <P-esent> Aric [01:15:20] <noeloomp> african cuisine [01:15:22] <melchiortsz> :( [01:15:29] <santa> noeloomp: an empty plate [01:15:29] <Rose> noeloomp, that doesn't exist. [01:15:33] <noeloomp> hahahahah [01:15:36] <noeloomp> quoting
#2650 3.73/5 gloomp 2012-11-04	[06:53:27] * halifax has changed the topic to: http://forum.ninjarobotyeti.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9410&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a -- join Pheidi's revival of TMMLT \| lfaber's new hair: http://i.imgur.com/mok4Z.png \| kuri hair log day 2: http://i.imgur.com/JZtaJ.jpg [06:54:15] <gloomp> i support the topic gradually being overtaken entirely by second-tier community hair [06:54:43] <gloomp> paradox needs to post his hair next [06:54:51] <lfaber> halifax. that is not my hair. that is not me [06:55:03] <halifax> I especially like the fact that I've become kuri. [06:55:17] <halifax> Which is sad, because my hair is extremely less interesting than kuri's. [06:55:21] <lfaber> halifax. change the topic that is not my hair that is not me [06:56:19] * gloomp has changed the topic to: http://forum.ninjarobotyeti.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9410&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a -- join Pheidi's revival of TMMLT \| lfaber's new hair: http://i.imgur.com/mok4Z.png <lfaber> that is my hair that is me \| kuri hair log day 2: http://i.imgur.com/JZtaJ.jpg [06:56:37] <halifax> Thanks, gloomp. [06:56:48] <gloomp> any time [06:57:04] <lfaber> STOP WAT THE FACK [06:57:07] <lfaber> http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/560730_478966572143597_2049268904_n.jpg [06:57:10] <lfaber> that is ME [06:57:17] <halifax> Oh, my apologies. [06:57:19] <halifax> Let me put that in the topic. [06:59:04] <lfaber> does it really take this long to change the topic [06:59:09] <gloomp> yes [06:59:14] <gloomp> it's a grueling process [06:59:31] <lfaber> I SWEAR TO JESUS <_< [07:00:30] <halifax> Yeah, bear with me here. [07:00:48] <lfaber> it can't take longer than 5 mins [07:01:00] * halifax has changed the topic to: http://forum.ninjarobotyeti.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=9410&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a -- join Pheidi's revival of TMMLT \| lfaber's new hair: http://i.imgur.com/SY491.png <lfaber> that is my hair that is me \| kuri hair log day 2: http://i.imgur.com/JZtaJ.jpg [07:01:05] <halifax> There. [07:01:29] <lfaber> .................................. [07:01:35] <gloomp> oh man i hope i didn't wake everyone up [07:01:41] <gloomp> with my clapping [07:01:45] <lfaber> ................................................................... [07:02:00] <lfaber> .................................................................................................................................................... [07:02:40] <lfaber> ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... [07:02:52] * lfaber has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
#2785 3.73/5 gloomp 2013-03-29	[22:53:44] <halifax> Cunts be fat. [22:53:49] <Rose> halifax, yes :D [22:53:56] <Rose> /itismyfetish [22:54:02] <halifax> You can stop talking now.
#1110 3.71/5 gloomp 2009-03-01	[14:57:01] <Ganteka> I didn't know you were referring to transparency [14:57:11] <sidke> I was referring to a paint program in general. [14:57:21] <sidke> Rather, an image editing program. [14:59:37] <sidke> http://www.gimptalk.com/forum/topic/Basics-Of-Masking-In-Gimp-89-1.html [14:59:57] <gloomp> Ganteka, to do transparency, you just need to ajax the colorframe if you've set the focus slider to "withhold." [15:00:11] <sidke> Don't listen to him. [15:00:18] <Ganteka> wtf? [15:02:40] <Ganteka> I am so confused [15:03:26] <gloomp> Wait, sidke, you haven't upgraded the demystification on the app shiner yet? Because you're hopelessly behind the times in regard to em-teeing organs. [15:03:42] <sidke> I empty my organs just fine, thank you. [15:04:53] <gloomp> No, em-teeing. It requires a Hotcher's Scale rating of at least 4 and a good requisition monitor. [15:05:06] <sidke> ._____. [15:05:55] <gloomp> Of course, you might know it as Restablerix? [15:06:24] <gloomp> That's its generic name. [15:06:29] <sidke> D: [15:06:43] <sidke> D:< [15:07:30] <gloomp> But those with a Sine Pass have the inside holdings. [15:07:43] <gloomp> I thought you had a Sine Pass? [15:07:58] <--\| sidke has left #Cinema (-_____-)
#1208 3.71/5 gloomp 2009-04-15	[6:56pm] <Laurie\|HW> gloomp, where is sidke? [6:56pm] <gloomp> Oh, no idea. I've been wondering myself. [7:04pm] <palemoon> dude he's been gone for like [7:05pm] <palemoon> days [7:05pm] <palemoon> my bed is lonely [7:05pm] <palemoon> i mean [7:05pm] palemoon (chatzilla@wpe-6FB08223.hsd1.co.comcast.net) left the chat room. (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609])
#1253 3.71/5 gloomp 2009-05-18	[16:33:40] <bobaganuesh_2> did you see the quote Techno posted? wow [16:34:06] <Yanni> Nope, no one did! [16:34:19] <gloomp> Not even Techno! [16:34:20] <Yanni> We don't know where the quotes are. [16:34:32] <gloomp> Wait, there are quotes? [16:34:34] <gloomp> Wild. [16:34:52] <Yanni> I hear there's a voting system and shit, gloomp. [16:35:00] <Yanni> But it's all just rumours flying around. [16:35:04] <gloomp> I've always thought we should save funny quotes, but I thought I was the only one. [16:35:24] <gloomp> Man, I need to get my hands on that. [16:35:30] <gloomp> Who's running it? gTm? [16:35:34] <Yanni> I would too, if I knew where they were. [16:35:34] <bobaganuesh_2> http://quotes.mountai.net/index.php [16:35:55] <Yanni> quotes.mountai.net? This Sync guy thinks highly of himself. [16:35:57] <southpaw> man, quotes would be so awesome to look at right now. [16:36:05] <gloomp> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1253
#1845 3.71/5 gloomp 2010-05-25	[20:00:38] <flag> Baha, gloomp doesn't make bad jokes. [20:01:02] <gloomp> You know what I do make, flag? [20:01:05] <gloomp> Bad quotes.
#2419 3.71/5 gloomp 2011-08-30	[15:43:22] <skyline> I had the most amazing dream last night in which I met Vashti Bunyan in the audience of a naked beat poet performance except I called her Devendra Banhart and we rolled around on the floor together and I confused her with Joanna Newsom
#1752 3.70/5 gloomp 2010-03-10	[22:02:45] <Dylan> Skyline only listens to music that is considered Fair Trade and comes from purely organic farm fields
#1821 3.67/5 gloomp 2010-05-07	[22:06:53] <makinera> transitive verb [22:06:53] <makinera> : to be superior to : surpass in accomplishment or achievement [22:06:58] <makinera> excel [22:07:09] <Skyline> so you are making other people surpass you? [22:07:11] <eevee> dude the level of flamingos in florida is like almost as high as the level of peacocks in florida
#1386 3.64/5 gloomp 2009-07-19	[14:02:31] <lord_day> Hi. [14:02:35] <lord_day> My name is lord_day [14:02:41] <lord_day> And I was a crystal math addict. [14:03:34] <Sept> Heroine saved me!
#1527 3.64/5 gloomp 2009-09-17	[23:02:17] * Me (chatzilla@scave-5F3DCB78.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #music [23:02:19] <Yahoozy> No. [23:02:21] * Me has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011913])
#1818 3.64/5 gloomp 2010-05-02	[18:27:21] <Torex> Oh, I've got a joke. [18:27:28] <Torex> How do black people commit suicide? [18:27:42] <Yahoozy> They are clinically depressed and want to end their lives.
#952 3.60/5 gloomp 2008-11-10	[17:10] <gloomp> I keep missing pni. ;_; [17:10] -->\| pni\|burrito (4c40a2ae@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) has joined #n [17:10] <gloomp> NO FUCKING WAY [17:10] <CF> Hot damn. [17:10] <CF> Nice timing, PNI. [17:10] <gloomp> OH MY GOD [17:10] <gloomp> Wahahhahahahahahahahhaha. [17:11] <gloomp> Ahahahhahaha.
#2588 3.60/5 gloomp 2012-06-14	[20:59:21] * Tanner is now listening to Big Beast (feat. Bun B, T.I. and Trouble) by Killer Mike - [R.A.P. Music (2012) CD1 #01] - [0:15 / 3:55] - FLAC 980kbps [21:01:49] <gloomp> good album [21:02:01] <Tanner> So much bass. [21:02:18] <Tanner> I had to adjust the levels so that my neighbours don't kill me. [21:03:05] <kuri> whats the point of bass [21:04:50] <Tanner> kuri, it's used to counterpoint melody. [21:05:02] <Tanner> Or to drive a song. [21:05:07] <kuri> oh [21:05:27] <kuri> i dont like songs that are all bass and no melody [21:05:35] <kuri> and people that think those songs are good [21:06:03] <Tanner> That's because you're racist, kuri. [21:06:11] <kuri> dont care! [21:06:32] <Tanner> i was joking but wow ok [21:07:14] <gloomp> you should know kuri will never have a reasonable reaction to anything [21:08:07] <kuri> im just used to being the victim of baseless accusations [21:09:34] <Tanner> You're also the victim of bass-less compositions. [21:09:55] * Tanner ba-dum tsch! [21:09:56] <gloomp> ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING [21:10:29] <xwd> I was waiting for someone to say that.
#2601 3.60/5 gloomp 2012-07-09	[20:05:38] <Tanner> NachoCheese, kill the girl. [20:06:39] <NachoCheese> o.o As you wish.
#2080 3.57/5 gloomp 2010-10-10	[23:55:48] * skiptrace (chatzilla@scave-ECEFDB6B.dsl.austtx.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n [23:55:59] <sunset> hi skiptrace [23:56:05] <harbin> sup skiptrace [23:56:08] <Orange> ban skiptrace [23:56:27] * gloomp sets modes [#n +b !chatzilla@.dsl.austtx.sbcglobal.net] [23:56:28] gloomp has kicked skiptrace from #n (gloomp)
#1596 3.56/5 gloomp 2009-11-09	[00:48:26] <southpaw> remember when you were younger and you used to think that putting your finger on a globe meant you were squishing a country [00:48:55] <palemoon> i totally did, but with the ocean [00:49:02] <palemoon> i was like [00:49:04] <palemoon> look a new country [00:49:09] <palemoon> it's my thumb
#2111 3.53/5 gloomp 2010-11-02	[00:56:52] <flag> WILL NOT BE SILENCED [00:57:04] <flag> ...EVER [00:57:29] <gloomp> what about the universe's heat death [00:57:33] <gloomp> in five years [00:57:35] <gloomp> what then [00:57:48] <flag> i will shout toward a star [00:57:51] <flag> and the sound waves [00:57:57] <flag> will take a fuckload of time to get there [00:58:01] <flag> this is not the best science
#997 3.50/5 gloomp 2008-12-14	[12:37] -->\| smort (chatzilla@wpe-314772AE.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #Cinema [12:37] <smort> !watching [12:37] <smort> !movie [12:37] <smort> :( [12:37] <gloomp> I should take that out. [12:37] =-= gloomp has changed the topic to â€œhttp://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr321/Turiski/Picture2-1.png \| \| \| Banana Mafia is out there...â€ [12:38] <smort> !goddamnitgloompdoyouevenwatchmoviesinthischannelanymore [12:38] <gloomp> A MOVIE WITHOUT SIDKE IS HARDLY A MOVIE [12:39] <gloomp> AND HE'S GONE UNTIL, well, today, come to think of it. [12:39] <gloomp> Hm. [12:41] -->\| sidke (sidke@wpe-C31B5BD.sip.cae.bellsouth.net) has joined #Cinema [12:41] =-= Mode #Cinema +o sidke by ChanServ [12:42] <gloomp> Wahahahahahah. [12:42] <smort> :O:O:O:O [12:42] <gloomp> Ahahahaahhaha. [12:42] <Brttrx> speak of the sidke [12:42] <gloomp> Oheheheahahhaha. [12:42] <sidke> WOOOOOO
#1006 3.50/5 gloomp 2008-12-30	[20:13] <Axonn> Until a few minutes ago, I've never had KFC original recipe chicken. [20:13] -->\| incluye (Joel@wpe-B25D2B99.fuse.net) has joined #n [20:13] <incluye> It might be cool to be 2% bird, you know.
#1651 3.50/5 gloomp 2009-12-30	[01:40:07] <Leaff> night #moa [01:40:17] <gloomp> NIGHT [01:41:04] * Leaff has quit (Quit: Let's Wash Away...) [01:47:33] <sidke> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF [01:47:39] * Fraxtil has quit (Quit: Good night.) [01:47:43] <sidke> they drop [01:47:45] <sidke> like flies [01:47:49] <gloomp> i know right [01:47:52] <sidke> cue another quit [01:48:04] * sidke has kicked Riobe from #moa (Quit: Leaving) [01:48:20] <sidke> dun [01:48:20] <sidke> dun [01:48:20] <sidke> dun [01:48:24] <sidke> another bites the dust [01:48:48] * sidke has kicked Orange from #moa (and another one gone) [01:48:55] * sidke has kicked Skyline from #moa (and another one gone) [01:48:57] * Inspired (an.d.pan.d@scave-9C3C2CB6.telstraclear.net) has joined #moa [01:49:01] * sidke has kicked CS\|aseep from #moa (another one bites the dust) [01:49:05] <sidke> hey [01:49:08] <Inspired> hey [01:49:10] <sidke> i'm gonna get you, too [01:49:13] * sidke has kicked Inspired from #moa (another bites the dust) [01:49:37] <sidke> now [01:49:40] <sidke> correctly edited [01:49:44] <sidke> that makes a mighty fine quote [01:49:49] * sidke invited Inspired into the channel. [01:49:58] <gloomp> dibs
#1856 3.50/5 gloomp 2010-06-09	[21:50:50] <gloomp> What are you, Ingberlach, racist? [21:50:59] <Ingberlach> the fogodojojs [21:50:59] <Ingberlach> djasi [21:51:02] <Ingberlach> I DONKT KNOW [21:51:03] <Ingberlach> OKAY [21:51:11] <Ingberlach> IM GOING THROUGH CHANGES IN MY LIFE [21:51:15] <Ingberlach> IM DEPRESSED [21:51:16] <Ingberlach> OKAY
#1926 3.50/5 gloomp 2010-07-15	[10:40:05] <ukw> what's happening now? [10:40:07] <Pinto> I was only checking out Counterstrike. [10:40:08] <ukw> just checking [10:40:15] <Pinto> Um Im going away for a few minutes. [10:40:16] <ukw> und wie steht es um unsere augen, die blicherweise angebotenen pillen enthalten melatoninmengen, die mit hilfe eines eigenen melatoninrhythmus fr die gegen das 30fache des normalen wertes ansteigen lassen [10:40:22] <Dash> ....... [10:40:24] <Dash> k
#2682 3.50/5 gloomp 2012-11-25	[17:04:35] <flag> man [17:04:41] <flag> no one asked me why 10:45 [17:04:48] <flag> fuck you all [17:05:16] <flag> it's just bullshit having a great joke lined up ready for gloomp to submit to the quotes databsde and [17:05:34] <gloomp> fine [17:05:37] <gloomp> why 10:45 [17:05:58] <flag> no no noo [17:06:13] <flag> you know as well as i do it's ruined now [17:06:28] <gloomp> i'm stubborn
#2764 3.50/5 gloomp 2013-02-13	[19:44:04] * Astryx (405196d6@scave-9FD357F0.mibbit.com) has joined #n [19:44:17] <Astryx> Hello [19:46:40] <Bio> No offense, but who're you? [19:46:46] <Astryx> Astryx [19:46:55] <Bio> Oh. [19:49:07] <flag> i think i'm gonna start kicking people who are vague about that question on purpose [19:50:13] <Astryx> I can choose whether or not I would like to reveal myself to a complete stranger [19:50:35] * halifax (sailwing@scave-D52AF1EB.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #n [19:50:35] * ChanServ sets modes [#n +o halifax] [19:50:42] <mintnut> that deserves a kicking [19:50:55] <gloomp> yeah that really does [19:51:12] * halifax has kicked halifax from #n (i deserved it)
#1683 3.45/5 gloomp 2010-01-21	[23:49:20] <palemoon> grow some extra hands! [23:49:27] <Skyline> Yeah, and water. [23:50:32] <Lenny> Maybe horn, actually! [23:50:45] <Skyline> That would not help you stroke chrysanthemums. [23:50:57] <Lenny> No, not really.
#1737 3.45/5 gloomp 2010-02-18	[14:45:06] <SlappyMcGee> I largely support your decision to leave, Rhekatou. [14:45:13] <Yahoozy> Can we agree that another post in this thread results in a warn for RhekatoUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [14:45:44] <Raxis> [quote="Rhekatou"]packs up and leaves[/quote [14:45:48] <Raxis> ] [14:46:07] <Yahoozy> [ [14:46:09] <SlappyMcGee> [[[[ [14:46:14] <Raxis> i meant the thread. not your forum. [14:46:23] <Yahoozy> oh [14:46:24] <Yahoozy> i am a gm [14:46:40] <Raxis> /duh/ [14:46:44] <SlappyMcGee> oh you were countering my point [14:46:48] <Yahoozy> at my school i have nice hair i am po;plar [14:46:51] <SlappyMcGee> because I couldn't tell [14:46:57] <SlappyMcGee> i thought you just quote quote [14:47:09] <SlappyMcGee> Maybe you should use more ] [14:47:18] <Raxis> ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [14:47:19] <Raxis> ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [14:47:21] <Raxis> ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [14:47:25] <Raxis> ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [14:47:25] * SlappyMcGee sets modes [#n +b !@scave-5F3DCB78.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] [14:47:26] * Yanni sets modes [#n +b !chatzilla@.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] [14:47:26] Yanni has kicked Raxis from #n (Yanni) [14:47:33] <Yahoozy> DAMMIT [14:47:34] <Yanni> What the fuck
#2836 3.44/5 gloomp 2013-09-11	[10:43:19] <chiffonade> I'M SO OLD [10:43:22] <chiffonade> do you even remember the nineties [10:43:38] <Vike91> i was PORN in the nineties
#1778 3.44/5 gloomp 2010-04-03	[11:30:01] <bok_choy> Hey guys, important announcement. [11:30:19] <bok_choy> I hereby proclaim myself (Anti)Pope Felix VI.
#1815 3.44/5 gloomp 2010-04-28	[18:46:54] <Yahoozy> All of my maps have a cryptic deadhorse.
#2425 3.44/5 gloomp 2011-09-06	[22:59:03] <Vike91> ...i got a nipple on my foot [22:59:34] <Thundercunt> You should get that checked. [23:00:18] <Vike91> Nah i got it off
#1590 3.43/5 gloomp 2009-11-04	[00:29:16] <amomentlikethis> i thought either tosters or squibbles was kablizzy [00:29:16] <amomentlikethis> but no [00:29:18] <amomentlikethis> :( [00:29:35] <Kablizzy> o_O [00:29:39] <amomentlikethis> :( [00:29:51] <Kablizzy> Man, you are fuuuuuuuuuuuucked up. [00:30:30] <amomentlikethis> i just wanna stop laughing [00:30:33] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:35] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:37] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:38] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:40] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:42] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:44] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:46] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:48] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:50] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:52] <Kablizzy> yOu'Re TrIpPiN' bAlLs, BrO. o_O_oo_o_o-o-O_o-o-oo-o-O-o_o-o-o_o_o-o-O_Oo_o_o [00:30:55] <amomentlikethis> Kablizy isn't heling
#1999 3.42/5 gloomp 2010-08-18	[01:57:04] <Leaff> also i need to learn to cook [01:57:10] <Chord> so do i [01:57:13] <Leaff> so i can become a vegetarian [01:57:19] <Chord> what [01:57:19] <Chord> why [01:57:29] <Leaff> because cruelty and a zillion other things' [01:57:38] <gloomp> pft [01:57:44] <gloomp> they're just animals [01:58:05] <gloomp> i don't care if they were horribly, horribly tortured [01:58:23] <Leaff> animals are just like women for gloomp [01:58:30] <gloomp> yeah
#2760 3.40/5 gloomp 2013-02-10	[21:08:05] <flag> nexx [21:08:05] <flag> route [21:08:19] <Nexx> left at the next intersection [21:08:36] <Nexx> then the next right after the chevron gas station [21:09:27] <Nexx> third house on the right
#1890 3.38/5 gloomp 2010-06-26	[00:41:58] * ninja_matt (mattastill@scave-A1A35E58.range86-158.btcentralplus.com) has joined #music [00:45:07] * Yahoozy is now playing: Boris - The Evil One Which Sobs "Dronevil Final" [00:45:29] <Yahoozy> I strongly considered getting a two-disc record player just for this album in 8th grade. [00:49:58] <Yahoozy> AND THEN I REALIZED HOW MUCH OF A DOUCHE I'D BE LOL [00:49:58] <Yahoozy> RIGHT SKYLINE [00:50:13] <Yahoozy> RIGHT YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG [00:50:19] * Yahoozy has kicked Skyline from #music (YOU TALK WHEN DADDY SPEAKS TO YOU) [00:50:33] <ninja_matt> uncalled for... [00:50:47] <Yahoozy> Noted. [00:51:48] <ninja_matt> [?]____________?? [00:51:48] <ninja_matt> _??_?? [00:51:48] <ninja_matt> I]. [00:51:48] <ninja_matt> ???????????????----->
#1391 3.38/5 gloomp 2009-07-22	[14:36:46] * Borealis (Borealis@scave-7EC21DBD.lutn.cable.ntl.com) has joined #n [14:36:48] <Zilla> And I am going to walk in, and find whoever's in charge, and I will fuck their anus apart three different ways. [14:36:56] <Borealis> ...
#1836 3.36/5 gloomp 2010-05-20	[18:10:40] <spoon> You never submit quotes with yourself in them unless you're a mod. [18:10:53] <gloomp> This is correct.
#2887 3.33/5 gloomp 2016-10-04	[21:22:51] * flag (flag@scave-30399581.dhcp.ftbg.wi.charter.com) has joined #s4 [21:22:57] <flag> god damn it [21:22:59] <flag> is anyone here [21:24:09] * flag has quit (Quit: flag) [21:24:20] <gloomp> what a nerd
#891 3.33/5 gloomp 2008-10-21	[16:05] <lord_day> I am going as gloomp. [16:05] <lord_day> Scare all the little kids. [16:05] <gloomp> Haha. [16:05] <Axonn> Bahaha.
#1837 3.33/5 gloomp 2010-05-20	[18:13:03] <Skyline> gloomp, you forgot the part where I say things. [18:13:13] <gloomp> Oh, right.
#2309 3.33/5 gloomp 2011-04-06	[20:47:12] <ChrisE> OH SHIT [20:47:14] <ChrisE> NUMA IS DOWN [20:47:18] <ChrisE> SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING [20:47:29] <KinGAleX> That best be satire, Chris. [20:47:36] <ChrisE> no really [20:47:40] <ChrisE> it's a 500 server error. [20:48:16] <remm> KA, know that whenever you say 'Chris', it notifies me also. [20:48:20] <remm> :D [20:48:22] <KinGAleX> Oh, sorry, remm. [20:48:27] <KinGAleX> Didn't know that was your name. [20:48:31] <ChrisE> it doesn't notify me at all [20:48:31] <remm> heh [20:48:36] <remm> ahahaha
#863 3.30/5 gloomp 2008-09-29	<blue_tetris> maestro, you mentioned humane slaughter in that veganism thread. <maestro> Something like that. <blue_tetris> What do you think about the Kosher slaughtering method? <blue_tetris> S'pretty drawn out and bloody. <maestro> Refresh my knowledge. <maestro> Is that with a knife and such? <blue_tetris> Yeah. <blue_tetris> They whack them on the forehead, which supposedly breaks the neck without drawing blood. <blue_tetris> And it makes it so the neckslicing doesn't hurt, supposedly. <maestro> Hmm. <blue_tetris> But the head-tapping isn't required. Some animals they kill just by neckslicing and letting the blood drain. <blue_tetris> The question is, maestro, would you rather allow these animals to suffer, or let the Jews suffer like usual. <maestro> Hahahaha. * blue_tetris invites PETA and the ADL over to observe maestro's answer. <Eiturlyf> Hahahahah! <blue_tetris> I say we kill those cows in the most painful way possible, like those things that Hitler supposedly did during that one thing that never actually happened. <maestro> I would say that the Jews have endured a lot of hardships and I respFUCK YEAH FREE PALESTINE <Eiturlyf> That sounds like an art installation. <gloomp> Ahahaha <maestro> Dress cows up in full concentration cape regalia, Jewish star and all, and gas them with Zyklon B. <maestro> *camp <blue_tetris> I might make an SotX about a rabbi who denies the painful slaughtering of six million cows. <maestro> Sometimes I can't tell whether I have the best ideas or the worst. <maestro> Haha, nice. <maestro> Do it.
#1746 3.30/5 gloomp 2010-02-27	[18:12:16] <beethoven> do you think I should buy bohemian rhapsody if the 2 options are buy or not have [18:12:31] <gloomp> Not really. [18:12:33] <Leaff> Create a third option called pirate and do that [18:12:39] <gloomp> Yeah. [18:13:40] <Yahoozy> Create a fourth option in which you put an egg in the street and wait for a car to run over it.
#2861 3.29/5 gloomp 2014-07-01	[22:27:08] * Tunc (Tunc@1EFB0CE.553D8BF9.93D6EA69.IP) has joined #n [22:27:15] <Tunc> hi guys [22:27:31] <Tunc> im back from a fancy party [22:27:41] <halifax> Did you get fuckin' smashed? [22:27:44] <Tunc> a bit [22:27:47] <Tunc> pretty muc [22:27:48] <Tunc> yesh [22:27:53] <halifax> Good progression.
#1846 3.29/5 gloomp 2010-05-25	[20:01:38] <gloomp> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1845
#2178 3.29/5 gloomp 2010-12-23	In #moa: [20:56:09] * noeloomp has changed the topic to: Bacon PEOPLE ARE HO HO HOS BECAUSE CHRISTMAS \| <inne> Bounce shake twerk jerk. \| <inne> Puke gets fried the second it touches me. \| <Arctico> gOD SHUT UP GLOOMP IM GOING TO BLOW UP ALL OVER YOU \| <Arctico> gloomp you are the cancer thats killing metanet [20:56:16] <nevada> wait [20:56:19] <nevada> gloomp what is going on [20:56:31] <noeloomp> i am trolling kuri [20:56:34] <noeloomp> pretty hard [20:56:40] <Christmexxx> hah [20:56:41] <noeloomp> it's amusing [20:57:18] <nevada> gloomp [20:57:22] <nevada> i am going to tell him a 'secret' [20:57:24] <nevada> about you [20:57:26] <nevada> that [20:57:28] <noeloomp> yessss [20:57:30] <nevada> your parents died in a car accident [20:57:38] <nevada> and he'll try to use that against you [20:57:39] <noeloomp> hahahahah go for it / In #n-mapping [20:59:37] <Arctico> haha gloomps parents died in a car crash [20:59:41] <Arctico> i laughed while they burned [20:59:54] <Arctico> i could see their skin melting [21:00:14] <noeloomp> i did too [21:00:21] <noeloomp> they were awful people [21:00:27] <noeloomp> i tampered with the breaks [21:00:53] <noeloomp> they left me in a cabin for two weeks in january once [21:00:57] <noeloomp> when i was three [21:01:01] <noeloomp> just drove off [21:01:04] <noeloomp> forgot about me [21:01:08] <noeloomp> there was no heat [21:01:15] <noeloomp> i had to kill my dog [21:01:20] <Arctico> i ripped off your father's burnt arm and licked the crisp charred flesh [21:01:20] <noeloomp> slowly eat him [21:01:34] <noeloomp> lick the flesh from his bones [21:01:42] <Arctico> your mother was too ugly though [21:01:44] <noeloomp> i've developed a taste for dog [21:01:48] <Arctico> i couldn't stand to look at [21:01:48] <Arctico> her [21:02:02] <noeloomp> ate dog so much when i worked as a sex worker in thailand for a year [21:02:06] <noeloomp> when i was seven [21:02:12] <Arctico> your parents are dead gloomp [21:02:16] <Arctico> its your fault [21:02:21] <noeloomp> you're right [21:02:21] <Arctico> you are an awful awful person [21:02:24] <noeloomp> but you have no proof [21:02:28] <Arctico> i do to [21:02:36] <noeloomp> i'll live out my days [21:02:38] <noeloomp> happy [21:02:39] <noeloomp> and free [21:02:40] <Arctico> <nevada> just mention his parents [21:02:40] <Arctico> <nevada> they died in a car crash [21:02:48] <Arctico> sidke is proof enough [21:02:56] <noeloomp> proof they died in a car crash [21:03:00] <noeloomp> that's public record [21:03:06] <noeloomp> they blamed a drunk driver [21:03:09] <noeloomp> i got him drunk [21:03:13] <noeloomp> sent him on his way [21:03:35] <noeloomp> pushed him off a cliff not long after [21:03:44] <noeloomp> to make sure he didn't squeal [21:03:47] <noeloomp> he did, though [21:03:50] <noeloomp> on the way down [21:04:04] <noeloomp> loudly [21:04:11] <noeloomp> spent that night in the forest [21:04:15] <noeloomp> caught a rabbit [21:04:18] <noeloomp> ate it raw [21:04:20] <noeloomp> delicious [21:04:20] <Arctico> gloomp i like how you are rambling about stuff nobody gives a crap about [21:04:52] <Arctico> you arent fooling anyone [21:05:04] <noeloomp> after that i had to get out of town [21:05:09] <noeloomp> find a new groove [21:05:17] <noeloomp> went south [21:05:22] <noeloomp> into death valley [21:05:34] <Arctico> i liked your dads bald scalp which was black at the time because of the car crash you know i have a thing for burnt humans [21:05:35] <noeloomp> spent a few months there, in a tent [21:05:46] <noeloomp> converting my urine into drinking water [21:05:57] <noeloomp> eating what little scrub there was [21:06:01] <Arctico> stop talking so i can continue my verbal rampage [21:06:08] <noeloomp> took a mate there [21:06:14] <Arctico> for gods sake [21:06:17] <noeloomp> nice girl, about ten [21:06:27] <noeloomp> buried her body in some dunes when i was done [21:06:29] <noeloomp> then left [21:06:48] <noeloomp> wrote a novel under the name cordwainer samsonite [21:06:58] <noeloomp> almost got shortlisted for the booker [21:07:03] <noeloomp> but i made sure it didn't [21:07:10] <Arctico> your mother was so ugly her rotten teeth were soo yellow [21:07:13] <noeloomp> too much notoriety [21:07:25] <noeloomp> i spent a while in mexico, too [21:07:29] <Arctico> her ded black skin was soo matching her teeth i liked it so much i wanted them both but i couldnt [21:07:43] <noeloomp> rose to a moderately high position in a cartel which shall go unnamed [21:08:11] <noeloomp> once beheaded a man while his wife and son watched [21:08:38] <noeloomp> looked the son in the eye, said "one day, i'll come back for you" [21:08:52] <Arctico> If I were you id've killed myself by now. [21:09:13] <noeloomp> when i decided to leave, i got a bottle of fine scotch from the commander of the cartel [21:09:15] <Arctico> It's funny how you put effort into talking about your life. [21:09:21] <noeloomp> and a warning never to come back [21:09:23] <noeloomp> i didn't [21:09:28] <Arctico> Even though you know nobody cares about your life. [21:09:43] <noeloomp> eventually, i set up a small typewriter repair shop [21:09:52] <noeloomp> this was at the end of world war two [21:10:09] <noeloomp> got to know tom wolfe and kirkegaard [21:10:12] <noeloomp> cool dudes [21:10:16] <noeloomp> couldn't be more different [21:10:37] <noeloomp> anyway in the end i woke up and it was all a dream except i actually did have a tail [21:10:39] <noeloomp> the end [21:11:03] <Arctico> that story sucked and so does you
#2486 3.29/5 gloomp 2011-12-20	[17:44:48] <flurri> omg! [17:44:57] <flurri> i think that the protestors [17:45:02] <flurri> will never get anything done [17:45:11] <flurri> unless they do something else [17:45:12] <flurri> like [17:45:19] <flurri> kill the president of greece or something [17:45:22] <flurri> unless they have a king [17:45:25] <flurri> maybe...
#1609 3.27/5 gloomp 2009-11-18	[19:29:46] <FraxHAL> fraxtil i heard you and ranny have [19:29:49] <FraxHAL> mr popular [19:29:52] <Fraxtil> We have what? [19:29:53] <FraxHAL> you have we learned ? nothing [19:29:59] <Fraxtil> ...
#2292 3.27/5 gloomp 2011-03-11	[19:57:49] <Rose> skylung, isn't macrossdreams krusch? [19:57:52] <Rose> and i mean seriously [19:58:14] <Rose> because krusch's sig has macrossdreams in it [19:58:27] <skylung> .........................................................................................................................
#2491 3.27/5 gloomp 2011-12-26	[22:45:50] <flag> :< [22:45:58] <flag> THE THINGS I SAY ARENT CREATIVE COMMONS
#1260 3.25/5 gloomp 2009-05-23	[13:22:38] * Leaff (leaff97@scave-915ADD1B.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #n [13:22:54] <Leaff> I found an old shoe lying in the middle of the road today. [13:23:30] <Leaff> It looked lonely. [13:28:12] <lord_day> What did you do with it? [13:28:33] <Leaff> Nothing. Just looked at it.
#2737 3.25/5 gloomp 2013-01-09	[00:47:49] <aids> Hey gloomp, can you write up some category descriptions for the Dronies? [00:48:00] <gloomp> uh [00:48:12] <flag> gloomp and i [00:48:15] <flag> will write those together [00:48:18] <gloomp> oh if flag helps i'm down [00:48:19] <flag> shall we retire [00:48:33] <flag> to the secret channenelellllllll [00:48:37] <flag> -------------------------> [00:48:40] <flag> it is that way on my screen [00:48:47] <flag> -------------------------------------------------------------> [00:48:48] <flag> too far [00:48:52] <flag> -----------------------------------------------------> [00:48:53] <flag> got it ----- [00:49:10] <gloomp> this one? [00:49:15] <flag> yes [00:49:18] <flag> okay [00:49:26] <flag> action map [00:49:36] <gloomp> action map [00:49:39] <flag> an action map is a map that is so adventurous that flag [00:49:44] <flag> scuffs his red pants [00:49:46] <flag> slightly [00:49:51] <flag> not enough to cause lasting harm don't worry [00:49:56] <flag> nexy [00:49:58] <flag> puzzle map [00:50:04] <flag> flag's red pants are a puzzle map [00:50:12] <flag> in that women puzzle how to get them off [00:50:14] <flag> constantly [00:50:18] <flag> is aidiera going to accept these [00:50:26] <gloomp> What action actioned you so hard you scuffed your red pants? Vote for it here for freedom. [00:50:42] <flag> okay we can use that if we use mine for puzzle [00:51:07] <gloomp> survival/puzzle [00:51:13] <gloomp> so we need to mash those together [00:51:15] <flag> how do the women survive flag's red pants [00:51:21] <flag> we could make this a narrative what [00:51:26] <flag> hmm [00:51:30] <flag> fine [00:51:37] <flag> just add that to the puzzle bit then [00:52:00] <gloomp> i'm not saving any of these [00:52:02] <gloomp> fyi [00:52:13] <flag> i'll just give them to aidiera live [00:52:21] <gloomp> okay [00:52:22] <gloomp> collab [00:53:24] <gloomp> Collaborations, at best, are like a pair of red pants: the catalyst for a beautiful, grey child. Vote for you favorite gay child in here. [00:53:34] <flag> yeah [00:53:47] <flag> alright uh [00:53:51] <flag> i don't remember the others [00:53:55] <flag> do people sitll make races [00:53:58] <gloomp> Action [00:53:58] <gloomp> Collaboration [00:53:58] <gloomp> Concept [00:53:58] <gloomp> DDA [00:53:58] <gloomp> Best-Looking [00:53:58] <gloomp> Innovation [00:53:58] <gloomp> Nart [00:53:58] <gloomp> NReality [00:53:58] <gloomp> Puzzle [00:53:58] <gloomp> Race [00:53:58] <gloomp> Survival [00:53:58] <gloomp> Tileset [00:53:58] <gloomp> -- [00:53:58] <gloomp> Mappack [00:53:58] <gloomp> Review [00:53:58] <gloomp> Best Post [00:53:58] <gloomp> Run [00:53:58] <gloomp> Player [00:53:58] <gloomp> Author [00:53:58] <gloomp> Community Recognition Award [00:54:06] <gloomp> and best quote [00:54:10] <flag> okay [00:54:44] <flag> we need to hurry [00:54:49] <flag> aids is getting angry in a sort of sluggish way [00:55:03] <gloomp> The race is on: Can she get the red pants off before she literally dies of arousal? Vote here for freedom. [00:55:24] <flag> dies of arousal [00:55:31] <gloomp> drowns [00:55:37] <flag> that can happen around these red pants unless you come up with a [00:55:39] <flag> uhhh [00:55:41] <flag> good mappack [00:55:49] <gloomp> nice [00:55:55] <flag> thanks [00:55:58] <gloomp> review [00:56:07] <flag> uh [00:56:31] <flag> this just in red pants given five stars by every major crime syndicate [00:56:44] <gloomp> Like red pants, reviews often have names attached to them. Vote for your favorite review attached to a name. [00:57:20] <gloomp> Like red pants, reviews often have names attached to them. Vote for your favorite major crime syndicate. [00:57:36] <flag> second one ithink [00:57:40] <gloomp> def [00:57:55] <flag> next [00:58:13] <flag> communtiy recognition [00:58:28] <flag> red pants stick out in a crowd and so does sidke [00:58:40] <gloomp> Also known as the snub-sidke-many-times category. [00:58:49] <flag> that's why i included him in the name [00:58:59] <flag> just in case they don't vote for him his name is already up there [00:59:06] <flag> :////////// [00:59:08] <flag> [23:58:42] <aids> You guys are being really weird. [00:59:31] <gloomp> do you think he's noticing the running theme in our desc [00:59:37] <flag> who knows [00:59:55] <flag> if he doesn't use these i will quit numa [00:59:57] <flag> alright [01:00:00] <flag> tileset [01:00:23] <flag> a good tileset is evocative of a place, a time, an emotion - vote for your favorite of 2013 [01:00:29] <flag> a fiver that's the only one he uses [01:00:35] <gloomp> hahahah [01:01:01] <gloomp> a good tileset is evocative of a place, a time, an emotion - to have loved and lost is better than to never have loved at all [01:01:41] <flag> aha [01:01:52] <flag> this is better than creative writing 1113 [01:02:17] <flag> best quote [01:02:29] <flag> the "uhh i'm thirsty award" [01:02:39] <gloomp> hahahah [01:03:04] <gloomp> the "should i go to homecoming?" award [01:03:59] <flag> hahah [01:04:05] <flag> i'll give him the option [01:04:06] <flag> he seems to like optinos [01:04:41] <gloomp> i think it's telling we both went for skyline-centric quotes [01:04:52] <flag> something about his punchlines [01:05:03] <flag> or i guess mine was technically jerrod [01:05:09] <flag> but they were never supposed to be punchlines [01:05:34] <gloomp> in terms of comedic impact jerrod really did say the perfect thing [01:05:48] <flag> okay [01:05:52] <flag> nreality [01:06:16] <gloomp> Don't let NachCheese sweep again! Red pants. [01:06:25] <flag> i was about to ask you to go back to red pants [01:06:54] <flag> also i was going to use that joke [01:06:54] <flag> oh well [01:07:06] <gloomp> too slow slow bro [01:07:10] <flag> what sort of category is [23:54:22] <gloomp> -- [01:07:22] <flag> the set theory category [01:07:30] <flag> dda [01:07:52] <gloomp> Don't Do /Anything/! Just let the red pants work their magic. [01:08:04] <flag> those of you who didn't do anything all year can now vote in the 2013 dronies [01:08:14] <flag> except with pants [01:08:18] <flag> oryours [01:08:41] <gloomp> those of you who didn't do anything all year can now vote in the 2013 dronies! Just let the red pants work their magic. [01:08:47] <flag> i like it [01:08:55] <flag> simple [01:08:56] <flag> easy to remember [01:09:00] <gloomp> yeah [01:09:12] <flag> concept i dont think we've done [01:09:24] <gloomp> concept/innovartion [01:09:29] <flag> but wait [01:09:36] <flag> innovation was a highscorer one it houghgt [01:09:44] <gloomp> nope [01:09:47] <flag> oh [01:09:49] <flag> so we did that one [01:09:52] <flag> damn i came up with [01:09:53] <flag> we're not really sure what a concept map is but your pants are [01:10:03] <flag> and then the next category was just going to be "guess what color they are" [01:10:11] <gloomp> haha [01:10:18] <flag> oh well [01:10:25] <flag> run of the eyar [01:10:48] <gloomp> the ladies will run for miles [01:10:51] <gloomp> that's it [01:11:01] <flag> i like it [01:11:53] <flag> i would like it if best player's descriptiong was just an imgur link to my pants [01:12:18] <gloomp> i'll support it [01:13:11] <flag> okay [01:13:21] <gloomp> author [01:14:42] <flag> it's time to do a normal ish one to placate aidiera [01:14:47] <flag> unless you have something good [01:14:48] <gloomp> "The best author is and always will be Musicwumusic. Vote for your weak imitation of choice here, though." [01:14:54] <flag> that's normal enough [01:15:01] <flag> oughta make yahoozy angry too [01:15:08] <gloomp> haha [01:15:40] <flag> are we done [01:15:44] <flag> we may actually be done [01:15:58] <gloomp> did we do best-looking [01:16:09] <flag> he got rid of it [01:16:10] <flag> n art [01:16:22] <gloomp> i think we did n-art [01:16:25] <gloomp> did we do mappack [01:16:27] <flag> yes [01:16:39] <gloomp> i think we've done it all then [01:16:50] * gloomp handshake [01:16:55] <flag> shake [01:17:25] <gloomp> i'm gonna try to do some long, heavily edited quote of this [01:18:39] <flag> good fucking luck [01:18:48] <flag> i'm not even sure editing it is worth it
#1774 3.20/5 gloomp 2010-03-31	[22:12:48] * Riobe has changed the topic to: naga pls [22:12:54] * Pheidi has changed the topic to: witty topic. [22:12:57] * gloomp has changed the topic to: that's howe i got my petagon [22:12:59] * Skyline has changed the topic to: http://www.allicandois.com/ [22:13:11] * Pheidi has changed the topic to: this won't last for more than a few seconds anyway. [22:13:16] * Techno has changed the topic to: the spice must flow
#1816 3.20/5 gloomp 2010-04-29	[21:39:58] <palemoon> man my high school [21:40:21] <palemoon> when i was there they had a red hallway and a blue hallway and a yellow hallway [21:40:26] <palemoon> but they had to repaint them [21:40:32] <palemoon> because there was a gang problem [21:40:36] <palemoon> the reds and the blues [21:40:49] <palemoon> no yellow gang i guess [21:40:59] <Techno> bloods and crips? [21:41:02] <Techno> or something different [21:41:03] <palemoon> yeah. [21:41:12] <palemoon> in /fort collins/ [21:41:15] <palemoon> the whitest city ever
#1636 3.14/5 gloomp 2009-12-15	[01:03:19] <Coldmoon> let's all be those hilarious guys up to no good and vote for that horrendous review by rocket thumped [01:03:31] <Coldmoon> people are so god damn retarded [01:03:47] <Coldmoon> fuck [01:03:49] <Coldmoon> i hate everything [01:03:52] * Coldmoon has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.5/20091102152451]) [01:03:52] <noeloomp> i voted for the palemon review [01:03:54] <noeloomp> fdtretertretggdfdfg [01:03:56] <noeloomp> dffyrtttyyrt [01:04:02] <noeloomp> for /fuck's/ sake
#2865 3.13/5 gloomp 2014-07-16	[02:29:40] <sidke> 1601627*5 [02:29:41] <Box> 8008135 [02:29:43] <sidke> hhhhehehe
#1322 3.12/5 gloomp 2009-06-24	[18:49:50] <Zilla> #n: We talk about religion, politics, and the occasional one-night-stand. Looking to talk about the ninja game? Look elsewhere.
#1374 3.12/5 gloomp 2009-07-15	[18:01:53] <incluye> Also, I think my god has fleas. [18:01:54] <incluye> *dog
#1697 3.12/5 gloomp 2010-02-02	[00:14:41] * Yanni : The Hare and the Wolf - Space Pimp [Motherfucker] [00:14:45] <bok_choy> Yes. [00:14:46] <bok_choy> YES [00:14:48] <bok_choy> YESSSSS [00:14:54] <Yanni> SPACE P-P-PIMP [00:14:55] <Yanni> ENGAGE [00:15:03] <Ganteka> WE STOOD BENEATH AN AMBER MOON [00:15:07] <Ganteka> AND SOFTLY WHISPERED ONE DAY SOON [00:15:13] <Yanni> SPAAAAACE PIMP [00:15:16] <Yanni> SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE PIMP [00:15:21] <Yanni> ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOOOOCK YEAHHHHH [00:15:25] <Yanni> SPACE PIMP [00:15:27] <Yanni> SPACE PIMP [00:15:28] <Ganteka> THE MORNING FOUND ME MILES AWAY [00:15:34] <Yanni> YEAH BOY [00:15:34] <Ganteka> WITH STILL A MILLION THINGS TO SAY [00:15:36] * bok_choy The Hare and the Wolf - Space Pimp [Motherfucker] [Space Pimp Online] [00:15:48] <Ganteka> AND NOW, AS TWILIGHT MOVES THE SKY ABOVE [00:15:50] <Yanni> I'M A PIMP FROM SPACE MOTHERFUCKER [00:15:53] <Ganteka> THE COMMON THRILLS OF OUR LOVE [00:15:58] <Ganteka> THERE'S ONE THING THAT I'M CERTAIN OF [00:16:01] <Yanni> SPAAAAAAAAAACE PIMP [00:16:03] <Yanni> SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE PIMP [00:16:09] <Ganteka> RETURN, I WILL, TO OLD... BRAZIL! [00:16:10] <Yanni> ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOOOOOCK YEAHHHH [00:16:13] <Yanni> SPAAAAAAAAAACE PIMP [00:16:14] <Yanni> SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE PIMP [00:16:16] <bok_choy> OH YEAH! [00:16:17] <Yanni> SPACE PIMP [00:16:17] <Yanni> SPACE PIMP [00:16:18] <Ganteka> DAMNIT, INSTRUMENTAL BREAKS [00:16:20] <Ganteka> BRAZIL [00:16:23] <bok_choy> OH YEAH! [00:16:25] <bok_choy> SAPCE ASCOASD [00:16:26] <Ganteka> WHERE HEARTS WERE ENTERTAINED IN JUNE! [00:16:28] <bok_choy> R U READY 2 ROCK [00:16:28] <Yanni> DAYM [00:16:33] <bok_choy> SPACE PIMP! SPACE PIMP! [00:16:33] <Yanni> I'MMA GET SOME DONUTS [00:16:33] <Ganteka> WE STOOD BENEATH AN AMBER MOON [00:16:38] <Ganteka> AND SOFTLY WHISPERED SOMEDAY SOON [00:16:42] <Ganteka> WE CAN [00:16:46] <Ganteka> COME TOGETHER THEN [00:16:54] <Ganteka> TOMORROW WAS ANOTHER DAY [00:16:55] <bok_choy> OH YEAH [00:16:59] <Ganteka> THE MORNING FOUND ME MILES AWAY! [00:17:05] <Ganteka> WITH STILL A MILLION THINGS TO SAY [00:17:08] <Ganteka> YEAH LAST STANDING BITCH [00:17:11] <bok_choy> R U READY 2 ROCK
#2666 3.12/5 gloomp 2012-11-16	[16:20:28] * Dust (RedNinjama@CA59F5B2.ECEFDE6C.C4C55D9D.IP) has joined #n [16:20:37] <Traveleravi> cool [16:20:38] <flag> Dust is a much better nick [16:20:42] <Traveleravi> now you can leave mibbit [16:20:44] <RedNinjaman> yeah [16:20:50] <RedNinjaman> cool [16:20:54] * RedNinjaman has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [16:21:02] <Traveleravi> someone else help him register his nick. I dont really remember how i did it... [16:21:06] <Dust> im here [16:21:09] <flag> [15:18:23] -NickServ- Syntax: REGISTER password email [16:21:09] <flag> [15:18:23] -NickServ- /msg NickServ HELP REGISTER for more information. [16:21:28] <flag> ./ns register yourpassword youremail [16:21:34] <flag> don't type the period at the beginning [16:21:40] <flag> or we will all learn your password [16:22:04] <flag> trance thanks for the queue [16:22:14] <trance> No probs. [16:22:14] <Dust> im confused [16:22:22] <gloomp> of course you are [16:23:38] <Traveleravi> type what flag told you to [16:23:56] <Dust> ok [16:24:09] <Dust> [15:18:23] -NickServ- Syntax: REGISTER password email [16:24:13] <Dust> WOOPS [16:24:33] <Traveleravi> type this [16:24:34] <Traveleravi> ./ns register yourpassword youremail [16:24:45] <Dust> ./ns register yourpassword youremail [16:24:49] <Dust> damnit [16:24:53] <Dust> forgot about the. [16:24:55] <flag> ... [16:25:01] <Traveleravi> get rid of the period. type your password and email instead of "yourpassword" and "youremail" [16:25:04] <flag> you are going to need an actual password and email [16:25:05] <Traveleravi> the press enter... [16:25:25] <Traveleravi> XD [16:25:59] <Dust> ./ns register redninja blemon@y7mail.com [16:26:04] <Traveleravi> cool [16:26:05] <Dust> FUCK [16:26:05] <Dust> 11111 [16:26:10] <flag> i knew it [16:26:11] <Traveleravi> so you forgot to get rid of the period... [16:26:18] <flag> gloomp i want you to know that i mentally called this [16:26:19] <Dust> hehehe thats embarrassing [16:26:20] <Dust> yeah [16:26:22] <flag> twenty minutes ago [16:26:25] <Traveleravi> you might want to chang your password... [16:26:30] <flag> ^ [16:26:38] <Dust> keep typing so it moves to the top and no one can see it [16:26:43] <Dust> v [16:26:47] <Dust> v [16:26:47] <Dust> v [16:26:47] <Dust> v [16:26:47] <Dust> v [16:26:47] <Dust> v [16:26:47] <Dust> v [16:26:48] <Dust> v [16:26:50] <flag> stop [16:26:50] <Dust> v [16:26:51] <flag> no [16:26:52] <Dust> v [16:26:52] <flag> stop [16:26:54] <flag> please [16:26:54] <Dust> v [16:26:55] <Traveleravi> yeah we all saw it... [16:26:56] <TommyWiseau> This is too good. [16:26:57] <Dust> v [16:26:57] <flag> no stop [16:26:58] <Dust> v [16:27:00] <Dust> v [16:27:03] <Dust> v [16:27:04] <Dust> eh fuck it [16:27:05] <flag> there's a scrollbar stop [16:27:05] <Traveleravi> redninja [16:27:13] <flag> i am gonna quote this so har
#2557 3.09/5 gloomp 2012-04-05	[19:07:34] * Now talking on #n [19:07:34] * Topic for #n is: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of-mitt-romney.html?_r=2 \| Pledge to nominate/vote for the (late) 2011 Dronies! http://forum.ninjarobotyeti.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=9199 [19:07:34] * Topic for #n set by flag at Mon Apr 2 22:11:47 2012 [19:07:34] * ChanServ sets modes [#n +ao gloomp gloomp] [19:08:01] <Ardee> tentative incremental thought and touch influencing the endocrine system [19:08:04] <xwd> Technical Instructions: Total Tolerance of Inadequate Endocrine Systems [19:08:18] <Ardee> Tentative Incremental Thought and Touch Influencing the Endocrine System [19:09:18] <Entere> turtles isotopes turtles turtles isotopes endocrine system [19:09:29] <Aidiera> Tactical Incitement Through Thought Induced Experimental Singularities [19:10:15] <Entere> tacit indication through thought induced experimental situations [19:10:54] <GamingWolf> Titties Inside Titular Titties Inside Endocrine System [19:12:56] <gloomp> tight incredible teens twisted indulgence of excellent sex [19:13:04] <Sunset> what the fuck is going on in here
#1887 3.07/5 gloomp 2010-06-23	[13:38:17] <Destiny> wait, twilly = lightning? [13:39:44] <Destiny> that i didn't know [13:39:50] <Destiny> people need to stop changing their names around here [13:40:10] <Tanner> I agree. [13:40:17] <Destiny> yes, hairscapades [13:40:19] * Tanner is now known as Josh [13:40:23] <Josh> I also agree. [13:40:26] * Josh is now known as Nick [13:40:28] <Nick> Me too! [13:40:34] * Nick is now known as Ben [13:40:39] <Ben> You guys are gay. [13:40:52] <Ben> Oh, look. [13:41:04] <Ben> There's some sort of nickspam enforcement on this server. [13:41:06] <Ben> That blows. [13:41:18] <Ben> * Tanner :Nick change too fast. Please wait 33 seconds [13:41:24] * Ben is now known as Tanner [13:41:36] <Cuckoo> oh i thought you were skyline [13:41:46] <Tanner> Thank god I'm not.
#1066 3.00/5 gloomp 2009-01-24	[16:12] <sidke> It's so... quiet in here. [16:12] <gloomp> Naw. [16:13] <gloomp> HEAR [16:13] <gloomp> LISTEN [16:13] <gloomp> SIDKE [16:13] <gloomp> SIDKE [16:13] <gloomp> SIDKE [16:13] <gloomp> SIDKE [16:13] <gloomp> SIDKE [16:13] <gloomp> SIDKE [16:13] <gloomp> SIDKE [16:13] <gloomp> SIDKE [16:13] <gloomp> BEEP [16:13] <gloomp> BEEP [16:13] <gloomp> BEEP [16:13] <gloomp> BEEP [16:13] <gloomp> BEEP [16:13] <gloomp> BEEEP [16:13] <sidke> ... 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DINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCKDINGTICKDONGTOCK [16:16] <gloomp> NECULAR EXPLOSION [16:16] <gloomp> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [16:16] <gloomp> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [16:16] <gloomp> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [16:16] <gloomp> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [16:16] <gloomp> RADIATION [16:16] <gloomp> BURNS [16:16] <gloomp> PAIN [16:16] <gloomp> MUTATIONS [16:16] <gloomp> SUPERHEROS [16:17] <gloomp> BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH BIFF POW CRUNCH [16:17] <gloomp> SUPERVILLIANS [16:17] <gloomp> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [16:18] <gloomp> HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMS [16:18] <gloomp> 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<gloomp> GUN [16:20] <gloomp> BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM KAPWING [16:20] <gloomp> INSANE LAUGHTER [16:21] <gloomp> HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHASADHGAHAHHAGDSDSDSDGEDHEGFSGDSHDGHSSFCSCVSDFSDFHEDSFHSGFDGSGHSDFAHSFDHSAFHSAFHSAHSGFDSFHGSFGHDSFJFHFDSHFKSDFGHDSKAHJGSKJDHGSFDSJFGDGKFGDJFHDGFJGJDGHDGF [16:21] <gloomp> THUNDER [16:21] <gloomp> KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [16:21] <gloomp> AIRPLANES [16:22] <gloomp> SHFWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [16:22] <gloomp> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [16:22] <gloomp> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [16:22] <gloomp> CAT [16:22] <gloomp> 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[16:23] <gloomp> PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! PING! [16:24] <gloomp> ... [16:24] <gloomp> It's so... quiet in here.
#1272 3.00/5 gloomp 2009-05-30	[17:02:09] <EvilEmpire> clothes are like names [17:02:15] <EvilEmpire> they are sometimes full of sharks
#1283 3.00/5 gloomp 2009-06-09	[12:15:56] * morvone has quit (Connection reset by peer) [12:16:06] * morvone (eochyv7@scave-C115E496.sip.cae.bellsouth.net) has joined #moa [12:16:06] * ChanServ sets modes [#moa +qo morvone morvone] [12:16:48] <sidke> I have changed the way morvone logs. [12:17:05] <sidke> Instead of using weird redundancy for his own messages... [12:17:13] <sidke> HE USES A CHAINSAW [12:17:13] <sidke> "Cutting down forests, one tree at a time."
#1510 3.00/5 gloomp 2009-09-07	[18:43:15] <Chase> Everyone isn' here [18:43:17] <Chase> Makes me sad [18:43:19] <Chase> # [18:43:21] <Chase> Woops [18:43:24] <Chase> Now I leave. [18:43:28] * Chase has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.2/20090729225027]) [18:44:26] <gloomp> o_O
#1843 3.00/5 gloomp 2010-05-24	[01:50:26] * coq_au_vin Omar Rodriguez-Lopez - Rapid Fire Tollbooth [Se Dice Bisonte, No Bfalo #03] [01:51:03] <gloomp> Why is that word not Toothbrush. [01:53:01] <coq_au_vin> Because that would be silly. [01:53:52] <gloomp> So? It would also be awesome. [01:55:02] <coq_au_vin> Disagree. [01:55:21] <gloomp> Disagree your mother. [01:55:29] * coq_au_vin Omar Rodriguez-Lopez - La Tirania De La Tradicin [Se Dice Bisonte, No Bfalo #10] [01:55:39] <gloomp> Why is that word not Toothbrush. [01:56:21] * You have been kicked from #music by coq_au_vin (coq_au_vin) [01:56:29] * Now talking on #music [01:56:29] * Topic for #music is: RIP DIO \| Greatest thing ever: http://www.archive.org/details/CYC-009 \| Vote for lord_day's band: http://www.greenman.net/greenpollartist2010/voyeurs/2463 (one vote per 24 hours) (top 10! :D) \| Isis is no more. \| <Leaff> Because waffles usually things [01:56:29] * Topic for #music set by Yanni at Sun May 23 15:06:09 2010 [01:56:29] * ChanServ sets modes [#music +o gloomp] [01:56:30] <Yahoozy> Why is that Toothbrush not Toothbrush. [01:56:42] <Yahoozy> Toothbrush is that Toothbrush not Toothbrush. [01:56:54] <Yahoozy> Toothbrush Toothbrush that Toothbrush not Toothbrush. [01:57:05] <Yahoozy> Toothbrush Toothbrush Toothbrush Toothbrush not Toothbrush. [01:57:21] <Yahoozy> Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami. [01:57:27] <Yahoozy> WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT, WERE YOU [01:57:39] <gloomp> I am always expecting Salami. [01:57:51] <Yahoozy> The whole world is expecting Salami. [01:57:52] <gloomp> It is the one certainty in life. [01:57:59] * Yahoozy has quit (Quit: Leaving)
#1929 3.00/5 gloomp 2010-07-15	[17:49:46] <Skyline> GLOOMP YOU HAVE SUBMITTED 99 QUOTES [17:49:59] <gloomp> Oh.
#2432 3.00/5 gloomp 2011-09-12	[19:45:53] <palemoon> CRAPPY QUTOESAKLjwRAker? [19:45:55] <palemoon> IN MY DAHTDATYBASE. [19:46:14] <palemoon> DIS IS OCME2PLTEYL. NOT OAK
#1048 2.92/5 gloomp 2009-01-15	[17:06] <PNI> Hey gloomp, sidke is having second thoughts about Dawn of the Dead. [17:06] <gloomp> D: [17:06] <PNI> That was my reaction. [17:07] <gloomp> !message sidke WHY ARE YOU HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT DOTD ;____D:<<<<<<<<<<<<< [17:07] <movie-bot> gloomp set a message for sidke [17:08] <PNI> !message sidke It seriously isn't as scary as you may think, sidke. [17:08] <movie-bot> PNI set a message for sidke [17:09] <gloomp> !message sidke Well, it might be, but it's also funny and in the book of !001 Movie You Must See Before You Die [17:09] <movie-bot> gloomp set a message for sidke [17:10] <gloomp> !message sidke 1001* [17:10] <movie-bot> gloomp set a message for sidke [17:10] <PNI> !message sidke Why are we sending sidke all these messages, gloomp? [17:10] <movie-bot> PNI set a message for sidke [17:10] <gloomp> !message sidke It's fun. [17:10] <movie-bot> gloomp set a message for sidke [17:11] <PNI> !message sidke Yes. [17:11] <PNI> !message sidke Yes it is. [17:11] <movie-bot> PNI set a message for sidke [17:11] <movie-bot> PNI set a message for sidke [17:11] <gloomp> !message sidke Indeed. [17:11] <movie-bot> gloomp set a message for sidke [17:12] <PNI> !messgage sidke Poor sidke. He's going to drown in all these messages. [17:12] <sidke> O______O [17:12] <PNI> Sidke! [17:12] <gloomp> Oh, you're back. [17:12] <sidke> I was playing TTFATF [17:12] =-= sidke was booted from #Cinema by YOU (gloomp) [17:12] <gloomp> Hehe. [17:12] -->\| sidke (sidke@wpe-C31B5BD.sip.cae.bellsouth.net) has joined #Cinema [17:12] <PNI> Hahahahahahah! [17:12] =-= Mode #cinema +o sidke by ChanServ [17:12] <movie-bot> gloomp has a message for sidke: [17:12] <movie-bot> WHY ARE YOU HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT DOTD ;____D:<<<<<<<<<<<<< [17:12] <movie-bot> PNI has a message for sidke: [17:12] <movie-bot> It seriously isn't as scary as you may think, sidke. [17:12] <movie-bot> gloomp has a message for sidke: [17:12] <movie-bot> Well, it might be, but it's also funny and in the book of !001 Movie You Must See Before You Die [17:12] <movie-bot> gloomp has a message for sidke: [17:12] <movie-bot> 1001* [17:13] <sidke> I was playing TTFATF [17:13] <movie-bot> PNI has a message for sidke: [17:13] <movie-bot> Why are we sending sidke all these messages, gloomp? [17:13] <movie-bot> gloomp has a message for sidke: [17:13] <movie-bot> It's fun. [17:13] <movie-bot> PNI has a message for sidke: [17:13] <movie-bot> Yes. [17:13] <movie-bot> PNI has a message for sidke: [17:13] <movie-bot> Yes it is. [17:13] <movie-bot> gloomp has a message for sidke: [17:13] <movie-bot> Indeed. [17:13] <sidke> I WAS PLAYING TTFATF [17:13] <PNI> Bwahahahaha. [17:13] * PNI hi-5 gloomp [17:13] * gloomp hi-5 PNI
#1196 2.91/5 gloomp 2009-04-06	sidke (sidke@wpe-4B5F3679.dsl.ricepudding.fi) joined the chat room. [4:58pm] sidke was promoted to administrator by ChanServ. [4:58pm] sidke was promoted to operator by ChanServ. [4:58pm] ChuckNorris: I'm Chuck Norris now bitch. [4:58pm] â€¢ ChuckNorris roundhouse kicks Sidke [4:58pm] ChuckNorris: Fuck you. [4:58pm] ChuckNorris was kicked from the chat room by sidke. (Fucker.) [4:58pm] sidke: See how I just pwn'd Chuck Norris? [4:58pm] gloomp: :D [4:58pm] sidke: DO YOU SEE [4:58pm] sidke: HOW I [4:58pm] sidke: JUST FUCKING [4:58pm] sidke: PWN'D [4:58pm] sidke: CHUCK [4:58pm] sidke: FUCKING [4:58pm] sidke: NORRIS [4:59pm] ChuckNorris (8e20d0e8@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) joined the chat room. [5:00pm] ChuckNorris is now known as KlanKaos. [5:00pm] KlanKaos: Ahahahaha [5:00pm] KlanKaos: http://www.bringvictory.com [quoter's note: You really shouldn't follow this.] [5:01pm] You kicked KlanKaos from the chat room. (No.) [5:01pm] KlanKaos (8e20d0e8@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) joined the chat room. [5:01pm] KlanKaos: Wow. [5:01pm] KlanKaos: Never been kicked twice in as many minutes before. [5:01pm] KlanKaos: That was fun. [5:01pm] KlanKaos was kicked from the chat room by sidke. (sidke) [5:01pm] gloomp: Heh. <3 [5:01pm] KlanKaos (8e20d0e8@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) joined the chat room. [5:01pm] KlanKaos was kicked from the chat room by sidke. (Have more, bith.) [5:01pm] KlanKaos (8e20d0e8@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) joined the chat room. [5:01pm] KlanKaos was kicked from the chat room by sidke. (You like that don't you, bith?) [5:01pm] gloomp: Heh. <3 [5:01pm] KlanKaos (8e20d0e8@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) joined the chat room. [5:02pm] KlanKaos was kicked from the chat room by sidke. (Suck on my kicks.) [5:02pm] KlanKaos (8e20d0e8@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) joined the chat room. [5:02pm] KlanKaos was kicked from the chat room by sidke. (Mmmm.) [5:02pm] gloomp: Heh. <3 [5:02pm] KlanKaos (8e20d0e8@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) joined the chat room. [5:02pm] KlanKaos was kicked from the chat room by sidke. (Take it all.) [5:02pm] KlanKaos (8e20d0e8@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) joined the chat room. [5:02pm] KlanKaos was kicked from the chat room by sidke. (All of it.) [5:02pm] gloomp: Heh. <3 [5:02pm] KlanKaos (8e20d0e8@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) joined the chat room. [5:02pm] KlanKaos was kicked from the chat room by sidke. (Yum.) [5:02pm] gloomp: Heh. <3 [5:02pm] PNI: <3 [5:02pm] KlanKaos (8e20d0e8@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) joined the chat room. [5:02pm] sidke: :3 [5:02pm] gloomp: Heh. <3
#1588 2.88/5 gloomp 2009-11-03	[21:52:55] <Tanner> You know what I went as for Halloween? [21:52:59] <Tanner> A sex offender. [21:53:20] <Tanner> The parents were displeased when I tried to hand out candy. [21:54:07] <Tanner> "Awww, look at how adorable you kids are? Wanna come in for a sexond? We have wii!" [21:54:17] <Tanner> Oh man, most fucked typo ever.
#1940 2.87/5 gloomp 2010-07-22	[20:19:36] <Kuri> before i went on irc for the first time [20:19:41] <Kuri> i thought it was like this weird chatroom that only weirdos go on and get viruses and hacks and junk full of hackers and stuff [20:19:57] <Kuri> and i had all these weird ideas of how certain member acted [20:20:04] <Kuri> like [20:20:16] <Kuri> i thought kkstrong was this quiet intelligent person that is very kind [20:20:43] <Kuri> and that you were basically the same person as yahoozy [20:20:46] <gloomp> before i went on irc i thought maestro was a disgusting pervert [20:20:49] <gloomp> turns out i was right [20:20:54] <Kuri> hah [20:21:24] <Kuri> i thought maestro was sorta out there like palemoon or something [20:21:33] <Kuri> but he ended up being like the same person as kkstrong [20:21:44] <Kuri> which isnt really what i thought kkstrong would be like [20:21:53] <gloomp> groovy, man
#1865 2.83/5 gloomp 2010-06-14	[16:21:22] <WORLDCUPschal> Big changes since this morning [16:21:42] * WORLDCUPschal is now known as Seneschal [16:22:01] <Seneschal> ChrisE was leading Mintnut and then Kami earlier o_O [16:22:24] <CUPni> ChrisE hasn't been around all day unfortunately. [16:22:32] <CUPni> Anyway, 'night [16:23:18] * CUPni has quit (Quit: ) [16:23:25] * ChrisE (ChrisE@scave-A9A13654.bb.sky.com) has joined #n
#2133 2.83/5 gloomp 2010-11-19	[00:07:56] * ska\|outside-presumed-dead is now known as ska\|getting-revived [00:08:07] * ska\|getting-revived is now known as ska\|flat-lining [00:08:21] * ska\|flat-lining is now known as ska\|defribulating [00:09:00] * ska\|defribulating is now known as ska\|revived [00:12:54] <krusch> Wow. Fancy IRC client you've got there, to do all that while you were unconscious.
#2138 2.83/5 gloomp 2010-11-26	[13:50:03] <BrettA> You like walk into a house in the middle of a lake and there's a blond girl who turns into a white blob mass when you turn off the lights and that mass transports you to a red lake with giant bloody monsters in the background and sloshy noises when you stick it with a knife. [13:50:15] <gloomp> I am not being sarcastic at all, not even a tiny bit that if it were a piece of food would be to small for a mouse to bother with, when I say I entirely and without reservation believe you when you say you were joking about something you argued for at great length, Kuri. [13:50:19] <sunset> WORDS [13:50:22] <sunset> AAAAH [13:50:25] * sunset shoots head
#1680 2.78/5 gloomp 2010-01-19	[01:46:54] * sidkee Baroness - Ogeechee Hymnal (Blue Record) [01:47:40] <sidkee> hahahahahah sidke since when did you listen to baroness [01:47:56] <sidkee> since forever, dude. baroness rule. [01:48:04] <sidkee> you are not sidke, sidke. [01:48:07] <sidkee> stab [01:48:21] <sidkee> agh my groin
#1802 2.78/5 gloomp 2010-04-14	[17:43:56] <flag> I went to a Ron Pail rally, and man was it weird. [17:44:01] <flag> Pail.
#2241 2.78/5 gloomp 2011-02-04	[16:50:58] <Tunc> I hate you piss <censored> dick ass homosexually wrong <censored> YOUU FFFfuuuuck YOU [16:51:02] <Tunc> <censored> [16:51:11] <Tunc> KURI ALL OF YOU THIS IS BEOCAZSE OF YOU [16:51:13] <Tunc> UIDIOT [16:51:21] <Tunc> fck you go away suicide [16:51:23] <Ckuri_Stk> now dont start saying my name a lot [16:51:24] <GamingWolf> Oh hey... would you like popcorn? [16:51:27] <Tunc> yes [16:51:34] <Tunc> <censored> YOU PROPOPCORN
#2724 2.78/5 gloomp 2012-12-29	[22:56:32] <gloomp> 83 beat [22:56:38] <gloomp> bricklayer is such a bitch [22:58:34] <flag> i love it [22:58:36] <flag> i'm on it right now [22:58:37] <flag> third try [22:59:03] <flag> but i'm rediscovering the route [23:00:38] <gloomp> yeah it was fun finding the route but not then having to redo it like five times because i kept dying right by the exit switch [23:03:28] <flag> i hate this map [23:03:36] <flag> this map is gay [23:04:16] <flag> fuck [23:04:17] <flag> fuck [23:04:18] <flag> fuck] [23:08:06] <flag> bitch ass TITS [23:08:08] * flag has quit (Quit: Away with me)
#1000 2.75/5 gloomp 2008-12-20	[14:12] <Pixon> Hey, lets make quote #1000! [14:12] <noeloomp> Yeah! [14:12] <Pixon> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1000 [14:13] <Pixon> !!! [14:13] <noeloomp> I'll do it! [14:13] <sidke> NONONO [14:13] <Pixon> sidke, say something funny. [14:13] <sidke> Put "This quote does not exist" [14:13] <noeloomp> Waha. [14:13] <Pixon> I woke up this morning sucking on my cats tail. [14:13] <Pixon> It was...disturbing. [14:14] <Pixon> Put that! [14:14] <noeloomp> [14:12] <Pixon> Hey, lets make quote #1000! [14:14] <noeloomp> [14:12] <noeloomp> Yeah! [14:14] <noeloomp> [14:12] <Pixon> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1000 [14:14] <noeloomp> What about this? [14:14] <sidke> I woke up with my hand down my pants. [14:14] <sidke> But... [14:14] <sidke> But I'm not in it. [14:14] <sidke> ... [14:14] <sidke> ;__; [14:14] <Pixon> ;_; [14:15] <noeloomp> I'll add [14:14] <sidke> I woke up with my hand down my pants. to it. [14:15] <sidke> Lol. [14:15] <sidke> No. [14:15] <Pixon> No. [14:15] <sidke> ;__; [14:15] <Pixon> Have my quote in it! [14:15] <noeloomp> I'll add [14:14] <sidke> But... to it. [14:16] <sidke> Why not, [14:16] <sidke> "But..." [14:16] <sidke> "But I'm not in it." [14:16] <noeloomp> Wait, wait, I just realized trying to decide this is what we should put in. [14:16] <noeloomp> Because we are striving for the most awesomequote ever. [14:16] <noeloomp> And it cannot be attained. [14:17] <noeloomp> Wadddya say? [14:17] <Pixon> JUST THINK UP SOMETHING FAST SO WE CAN GET 1000!!!
#1233 2.75/5 gloomp 2009-05-06	[15:33:26] * pikman (45f472aa@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) has joined #n [15:33:34] <miyoser> According to the interwebs, the plural of mongoose is mongooses. [15:33:47] <pikman> I prefer mongeese. [15:33:57] * pikman (45f472aa@wpe-AED9DAAE.mibbit.com) has left #n
#1748 2.70/5 gloomp 2010-03-03	[22:39:54] <sidke> so she should be screaming and bleeding [22:39:57] <sidke> a sexy combo
#1878 2.69/5 gloomp 2010-06-20	[14:43:02] <Leaff> give people seizures while you walk down the shirt
#2527 2.62/5 gloomp 2012-01-28	[17:56:19] <Yahoozy> Blackson's new girlfriend is pro-life. [17:56:22] * Blackson (Blackson@87092E97.F0C04A54.D37A83C1.IP) has joined #n [17:56:23] <Yahoozy> But also kinda smokin'. [17:56:26] <Yahoozy> Wahahaha.
#1106 2.60/5 gloomp 2009-02-28	[16:37:45] -->\| Ganteka (chatzilla@2F8B6251.5BE23199.2CE92A26.IP) has joined #Cinema [16:37:46] <sidke> Aww.... It's so slimey and cute. [16:37:59] <sidke> sticky gooey fingers after petting it a bit
#2090 2.56/5 gloomp 2010-10-17	Note that I have Tunco ignored. [13:44:47] <Yanni> http://www.theonion.com/articles/cyclist-friend-explains-necessity-of-35-socks,18259/ [13:44:49] <Yanni> wtf [13:45:09] * lykill (ungurinn@scave-593984B.neo.res.rr.com) has joined #n [13:45:12] * Yahoozy (Mason@scave-4A421D8.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) has joined #n [13:45:12] * ChanServ sets modes [#n +o Yahoozy] [13:46:18] <Yanni> What the fuck, man. [13:46:35] <Yanni> Don't just go posting 20 minutes of conversation into the quotes. [13:46:39] <Yanni> No one wants to read that. [13:46:49] <Yanni> Also, that's not what's wtf about the article. [13:47:37] <Yanni> At the very least, you have to edit it down. Now it's just chaotic and boring. [13:47:39] <Cuckoo> i jst read the kawaguchi [13:47:41] * Geej (sage@scave-648DD40A.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n [13:47:47] <Cuckoo> that's just amazing. [13:47:53] <Yanni> The only good thing about it is that my fantastic joke snuck in there. [13:48:04] * Cuckoo is away: snack [13:49:08] * ChrisE has quit (Quit: Obviously I forgot to type something amusing.) [13:50:13] <Yanni> The point is that that conversation isn't at all quotable. It's like that ridiculous Kablizzy/isaacx exchange that is inexplicably hanging around at about 89% on the quotes. [13:50:24] <incluye> Yeah. [13:50:30] <incluye> I hate massive quotes. [13:50:43] <Yanni> I dare you to find me a single person who read all the way through that thing. [13:51:09] <Yanni> Those are edited down and coherent. [13:51:49] <gloomp> I have posted some long quotes, and they are all /heavily/ edited. [13:51:58] <Yanni> You can follow them because they're person-to-person, as opposed to person-to-person-joining-to-by-the-way-tangent [13:53:30] <gloomp> That quote of Kuri yelling at me insanely for half an hour ciuld have contained at least 30 extra lines of Matt\|A and me, but I took them out because they were unfunny and distracting. [13:53:38] <Yanni> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1379 This is literally one hour I mean what the fuck [13:54:45] <gloomp> I have seriously changed the order of the lines in a few quotes for comedic succinctness, creating entirely new timestamps. [13:55:03] <Yanni> Haha. [13:55:26] <Yanni> I just make shit up. [13:58:57] <gloomp> I like the last line of Tunc's quote because of how ridiculous the formatting is. [13:59:29] <Cuckoo> <Yanni> The point is that that conversation isn't at all quotable. It's like that ridiculous Kablizzy/isaacx exchange that is inexplicably hanging around at about 89% on the quotes. [13:59:37] <Cuckoo> what dude that quote is funny /because it's long/ [13:59:39] <Yanni> I was just wondering about the bizarre formatting. What happens right before that break in the quote? You lost the minutes on your timestamp. [13:59:47] <Yanni> That quote is absolutely terrible! [13:59:59] * Cuckoo is back (gone 00:11:55) [14:00:01] <Cuckoo> how the fuck can you find that quote horrible [14:01:23] <Yanni> I... can't pick out anything funny about it. It's just an hour of isaac successfully trolling everybody. [14:02:00] <gloomp> I dunno, I think ortsz's stories about insane Chinese people are pretty great. [14:03:02] <Yanni> It's like putting atramentis on a pedestal or something. [14:03:47] <Cuckoo> gah
#2397 2.56/5 gloomp 2011-07-31	[17:26:23] <flag> i think this ouwl md ake a a ufnf-0
#2740 2.56/5 gloomp 2013-01-12	[12:00:36] <mintnut> ._________. looks like a very content toad
#2855 2.56/5 gloomp 2014-05-09	[03:24:54] <Rose> I sometimes wish I was a 5'0 fat chick
#1556 2.45/5 gloomp 2009-10-11	[14:30:34] <sidke> <Kablizzy> <Leaff> <gloomp> [14:29:40] <Riobe> [14:29:16] <Leaff> <sidke> <gloomp> DISREGARD THAT I 'm sidke andSUCK COCKS not really HAHA YOU ALL SUCK
#2112 2.40/5 gloomp 2010-11-02	[01:00:16] <gloomp> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?2111 [01:02:01] <iouh> i don't get it [01:03:10] <gloomp> haha i only just saw your new numa avatar now iouh [01:03:15] <gloomp> i think my name was apt [01:03:23] <iouh> wait [01:03:26] <iouh> you mean for chord? [01:03:31] <gloomp> yeah [01:03:32] <iouh> and what did you name him? [01:03:38] <gloomp> johnny washington [01:03:43] <iouh> i don't get it [01:04:03] <gloomp> what are you, isaacx [01:04:08] <iouh> ? [01:04:23] <iouh> me?
#2707 2.38/5 gloomp 2012-12-19	[01:29:05] <flag> you know [01:29:15] <flag> i lost my files of mingus ah um [01:29:20] <flag> and i am trying to get them back [01:29:27] <flag> but it has been at .9 kbs for two hours [01:29:28] <flag> not 0 [01:29:30] <flag> .9 [01:29:32] <flag> mocking me
#1727 2.33/5 gloomp 2010-02-13	[01:49:25] * numa_ninja (hdp1213@861F3C8.9DC3E5D1.8E1E90C4.IP) has joined #moa [01:49:44] <Blackson> sidke [01:49:47] <Blackson> how [01:49:48] <Blackson> drunk [01:49:48] <Blackson> u [01:49:53] <Blackson> okay [01:49:57] <Skyline> Then manipulate your torso so that you've turned yourself into the yoga position "Latvian Bullfrog Six Layer Knot" and direct your body towards Mecca and light three spiritual candles of three different colors, one blue to represent sagacity, one red to represent ultimate pride, and one orange to represent courage, and then skim and highlight thirteen nonconsecutive chapters of A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway, where each new chapter is not [01:49:57] <Skyline> a factor of any previous ones, and you decide which one to read next by rolling a dice
#2070 2.33/5 gloomp 2010-10-04	[19:18:59] <gloomp> What sounds kind of like gloomp music. [19:20:29] <Skyline> Mind you, it's sunset who labeled it as gloomp music. [19:20:58] <gloomp> Yeah, I am highly doubtful. [19:21:15] <Vyacheslav> Exactly. [19:21:22] <Vyacheslav> I doubt it sounds anything like your music. [19:21:29] <Vyacheslav> Mine's much darker. [19:21:37] <gloomp> Hahahahahahahahah.
#1574 2.30/5 gloomp 2009-10-22	[16:28:36] * gloomp is back (gone 00:58:46) [16:28:51] <Leaff> glooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [16:28:53] <Leaff> mp [16:29:11] <gloomp> leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [16:29:12] <gloomp> ff [16:29:26] <Leaff> wassap [16:29:38] <gloomp> have you played the new feature [16:29:58] <Leaff> i have not [16:30:00] <Leaff> i shall asap [16:30:06] <gloomp> that is what is up [16:30:08] <gloomp> get on it [16:30:23] <Leaff> a'ight [16:30:40] <gloomp> "Stupid chainshot" [16:30:43] <gloomp> "so annoying that chainshot is." [16:30:47] <gloomp> Chainshot? [16:30:51] <gloomp> Really? [16:35:26] <Leaff> gloompage [16:35:29] <Leaff> feature i played has [16:35:55] <Leaff> aw wtf [16:35:57] <Leaff> comment disappeared [16:35:59] <Leaff> D: [16:36:23] <gloomp> D: [16:36:32] <Leaff> reccommented [16:36:33] <Leaff> also [16:36:39] <Leaff> "Stupid chainshot " [16:36:43] <Leaff> "so annoying that chainshot is. " [16:36:45] <Leaff> chainshot? [16:36:47] <Leaff> seriously? [16:36:51] <gloomp> haha [16:37:01] <gloomp> <3 [16:37:06] <Leaff> woah [16:37:14] <Leaff> I didn't even notice you said [16:37:15] <Leaff> wa [16:37:16] <Leaff> o___o [16:37:17] <gloomp> Wahahahahah!
#1656 2.25/5 gloomp 2010-01-06	[16:15:46] <Leaff> what is in yourspacebarn [16:15:59] <gloomp> spacehay [16:16:12] <Leaff> are there any spacepigs or spacehorses [16:16:22] <gloomp> spacegoats [16:16:36] <Leaff> do they eat spacecans [16:16:45] <gloomp> spacetwine [16:16:59] <Leaff> awesome
#2000 2.21/5 gloomp 2010-08-18	[02:03:05] <Chord> actually gloomp you should get 2000 [02:03:08] <gloomp> nah [02:03:12] <gloomp> i got 1000
#1610 2.20/5 gloomp 2009-11-19	[00:34:26] <sidke> paragpragph lplozx [00:35:46] <gloomp> okay, this is what jumped out at me that wasn't really long [00:35:47] <gloomp> "I know it is. I''m saying, though, it's the only thing you can do. Your only power will come through violence, my friend." [00:35:47] <gloomp> Danethowl turns to Valenit. "When did you become such a goddamned cynic? When did you stop caring?" Valenit turns his dead away disgustedly. "When did you scurry under that shell of derision? You used to be something, and now what? And now what?" [00:36:41] <sidke> AND NOW WHAT [00:36:47] <sidke> AND /NOW/ //WHAT//?!? [00:37:03] <sidke> FFFFFFFFFFF DANETHOWL SCOWLS [00:37:55] <sidke> VALENIT SHIFTS HIS FEET AND DANETHOWL CREEPS CLOSER WITH SUCH OVERPOWERING ANGER EMANATING [00:38:42] <sidke> DANETHOWL GRABS VALENIT BY THE JAW AND FOCUSES HIS DEEp, ANGRY EYES INTO THE SCARED, INNOCENT VALENICIANS [00:39:12] <sidke> DANETHOWL FULL-ON MOUTH TO MOUTH FRENCH KISSES VALENIT WITH A DOUBLE SHOT OF SALIVA [00:39:35] <sidke> VALENIT SUCCUMBS TO THE PLEASURE AND LOOSENS HIS CLOTHING [00:40:15] <sidke> DANETHOWL AGGRESSIVELY DISMANTLES HIS PARTNER's THREADS WITHA SWIFT, SHARP MOTION OF HIS HANDS [00:40:49] <sidke> VALENIT IS STANDING NUDE, WITH DANETHOWL'S HANDS WHEREVER THEY COULD FIND PORT [00:41:40] <sidke> DANETHOWL LEADS VALENIT TO THE GROUND WHERE HE REMOVES HIS OWN CLOTHES [00:41:58] <sidke> HE LEANS DOWN TO THE COMPLETELY SUBMISSIVE VALENIT AND WHISPERS IN HIS EAR [00:41:59] <sidke> , [00:42:05] <sidke> "YOU CAN'T IGNORE MY GIRTH" [00:42:14] <sidke> VALENIT ORGASMS [00:42:16] <sidke> the end [00:42:18] <gloomp> have i mentioned i love you because i love you [00:42:22] <sidke> yes <3 [00:42:35] <gloomp> <3
#1132 2.18/5 gloomp 2009-03-09	[4:32pm] <isaacx> does anyone know my password to the forums? someone changed it
#1193 2.12/5 gloomp 2009-04-04	[1:21pm] kkstrong: anyways....im off for now [1:21pm] kkstrong (Condoms@play.safe.everyone.gov) left the chat room. [1:21pm] kkstrong (Condoms@play.safe.everyone.gov) joined the chat room. [1:21pm] gloomp: o_O [1:21pm] gloomp: That was fast. [1:21pm] kkstrong: what the fuckity fuck fuck
#1917 2.11/5 gloomp 2010-07-11	[02:07:53] <Yahoozy> Snake? [02:08:03] <Animator> Snake?! [02:08:06] <Yahoozy> LIQUID [02:08:07] <Orange> /? /... [02:08:10] <Orange> /////////////////////////////! [02:08:11] <gloomp> ////./ [02:08:23] <Orange> DOES NOBODY GET IT/ [02:08:25] <Orange> FUCK. [02:08:27] <Yahoozy> \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ [02:08:35] <Grandmaster_Dash> /what\ [02:08:44] <jerrod> LIQUID ALABAMA BLACK SNAKE
#1397 2.00/5 gloomp 2009-07-24	[16:28:24] <Techno> I'd like to ban the entry of new ARRRRR quotes on the repository. [16:28:27] <Techno> D: [16:28:39] <gloomp> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
#2172 2.00/5 gloomp 2010-12-18	[00:16:40] * Now talking on #arctico [00:16:51] * noeloomp sets modes [#arctico +b !C-Chay@.cable.mindspring.com] [00:16:56] noeloomp sets modes [#arctico -o noeloomp] [00:17:14] >Arctico< UNBAN ME FROM #ARCTICO [00:19:08] * Arctico (Arctico@scave-3125CC9C.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #arctico [00:19:12] <Arctico> umm [00:19:22] <Arctico> how the eff [00:19:25] <Arctico> WHAT [00:19:34] <Arctico> IVE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE [00:19:37] <Arctico> GAH [00:19:43] <Arctico> IM SORRY I CAN NOT DO IT [00:19:47] <Arctico> PLEASE UNBAN ME
#2101 1.86/5 gloomp 2010-10-24	[00:24:40] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:40] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:41] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:41] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:41] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:42] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:42] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:43] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:43] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:43] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:44] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:44] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut [00:24:45] <fuckyoumacedonianscum> slut
#2868 1.75/5 gloomp 2014-08-29	[22:39:05] <RandomDigits> is the weekend in september? [22:39:12] <RandomDigits> no dammit
#1964 1.73/5 gloomp 2010-08-04	[01:46:09] <mr_trousers> han' [01:46:10] <mr_trousers> asd [01:46:12] <_`__^_`__^__``> holy crap we have spammed the qdb
#1097 1.71/5 gloomp 2009-02-18	[14:40] <blackbelmoral> lets save this conversation [14:40] <gloomp> I really should've been logging [14:41] <sidke> logging, like... keeping records or logging, like... quitting? [14:41] <gloomp> LOGGING LIKE CUTTING DOWN TREES [14:41] <sidke> ZOMG LOLZ [14:41] <gloomp> "Cutting down forests, one tree at a time."
#1958 1.71/5 gloomp 2010-08-03	[22:08:44] <incluye> I got kicked in the ribs by a black belt karate instructor today. [22:09:11] <CATLADY> Hahaha. Another reason karate and those shit sucks. [22:09:25] <incluye> Hey, fuck you. [22:09:41] <CATLADY> Hey, karate is lame. [22:09:59] <gloomp> I'd love to hear your reasoning. [22:10:32] <CATLADY> ... [22:10:43] <CATLADY> Well I don't have one, I just said it from top of my head. [22:11:02] <CATLADY> Karate is cool, even though I never actually involved in it. [22:11:03] <CATLADY> <3 [22:11:18] <CATLADY> It might not be that cool though, dunno. [22:11:22] <CATLADY> :x [22:11:28] <CATLADY> #karate [22:12:45] <CATLADY> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karatehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karatehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karate
#846 1.67/5 gloomp 2008-09-25	<mintnut> (i can't be sure of gender, so them would be the correct word methinks) <PNI> I'm a he. <O\|Sleep> Im a he <mintnut> ok <mintnut> do I know him? <PNI> Boy, I mean. <O\|Sleep> who isnt a he? <Brttrx> Im a Brttrx
#1316 1.56/5 gloomp 2009-06-23	[17:46:35] <sidker> I'm going to take an educated guess and say that morvone has internally crashed. [17:46:38] <RandomDigits> Pinged? [17:47:01] <sidker> morvone, roll 1d4 [17:47:05] * morvone has quit (Ping timeout) [17:47:09] <sidker> ... [17:47:11] <sidker> Lol. [17:47:11] <sidker> :/ [17:47:17] <gloomp> Hahah. [17:47:28] <sidker> Well that's not good. [17:47:32] <sidker> I'll have to look into that [17:47:49] <sidker> Luckily I can totally see his logs since I ran him differently. [17:48:01] <sidker> Lol... logs. [17:48:09] <sidker> "Cutting down forests, one tree at a time." [17:48:11] <gloomp> WITH A CHAINSAW
#1754 1.50/5 gloomp 2010-03-11	[17:54:53] <southpaw> What happens when you replace all instances of the word COCKS with COCKS? [17:54:59] <southpaw> It's still COCKS. [17:55:12] <Leaff> What happens when you COCKS all instances of the word COCKS with COCKS? [17:55:14] <Leaff> It's still COCKS. [17:55:33] <southpaw> What COCKS when you COCKS all instances of the COCKS COCKS with COCKS? [17:55:36] <southpaw> COCKS still COCKS. [17:55:46] <Leaff> What COCKS when you COCKS all COCKS of the COCKS COCKS with COCKS? [17:55:49] <Leaff> COCKS still COCKS. [17:56:06] <southpaw> COCKS COCKS when you COCKS all COCKS of the COCKS COCKS with COCKS? [17:56:09] <southpaw> COCKS still COCKS. [17:56:24] <Leaff> COCKS COCKS COCKS you COCKS COCKS COCKS of the COCKS COCKS with COCKS? [17:56:27] <Leaff> COCKS COCKS COCKS. [17:56:44] <southpaw> COCKS COCKS COCKS you COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of COCKS COCKS COCKS with COCKS? [17:56:44] <Leaff> nope [17:56:46] <southpaw> COCKS COCKS COCKS [17:56:57] <Leaff> COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS with COCKS? [17:57:01] <Leaff> COCKS COCKS COCKS. [17:57:30] <southpaw> COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS? [17:57:32] <southpaw> COCKS COCKS COCKS. [17:57:34] * gloomp has changed the topic to: http://www.ratemycock.com
#2822 1.50/5 gloomp 2013-06-21	[17:05:30] <maki> giant feely tentacles of hermaphroditism [17:05:41] <maki> penile poop ejaculate ass cream of rotting death [17:05:44] <maki> girls
#1437 1.25/5 gloomp 2009-08-03	[15:54:23] <PALEMOON> QUIZ TIME #MOA [15:54:25] <PALEMOON> GET READY [15:54:48] <PALEMOON> REMEMBER THUNDERCATS? WHAT WERE THE NAMES OF THE TWO CAT CHILDREN [15:55:02] <PALEMOON> 5 [15:55:03] <PALEMOON> 4 [15:55:05] <PALEMOON> 3 [15:55:06] <PALEMOON> 2 [15:55:07] <PALEMOON> 1 [15:55:08] <gloomp> RUBARB AND SKANKFACE [15:55:09] <PALEMOON> DINGOIDNGOING [15:55:13] <PALEMOON> CLOSE [15:55:17] <PALEMOON> WILEY KIT AND WILEY KAT [15:55:23] <gloomp> I WAS RIGHT :D [15:55:23] <PALEMOON> QUESTION 2: [15:55:35] <PALEMOON> WHAT DID EVERY EPISODE OF "THE ELECTRIC COMPANY" START WITH? [15:55:53] <PALEMOON> 5 [15:55:55] <PALEMOON> 4 [15:55:57] <gloomp> DANCING TREES WITH STRIPES PAINTED ON THEM [15:55:57] <PALEMOON> 3 [15:55:59] <PALEMOON> 2 [15:56:00] <PALEMOON> 1 [15:56:06] <PALEMOON> IDNDIDNIGNDIGN [15:56:14] <PALEMOON> IT STARTED WITH SOMEONE SAYING "HEY YOU GUYS!" [15:56:17] <gloomp> I WAS RIGHT :D [15:56:25] <PALEMOON> WHAT A LAME CHANNEL THIS IS [15:56:32] * PALEMOON (evil_empir@scave-A8B05A64.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has left #moa
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#2011 1.11/5 gloomp 2010-08-29	[17:56:34] <incluye> HEY GOISE [17:56:36] <incluye> LET'S SODOMOISE THIS CHOILD
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#1452 0.25/5 gloomp 2009-08-09	[16:22:30] <Leaff> I almost always have music on, so for the few moments I don't have music on it sounds depressingly quiet and hi Ardee why are you not Ardee.