It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<uber_haxor> I've always had some hidden aspirations to be an artist, although I want to be a surgeon.
<smort> Be a tatoo artist.
<LittleViking> "Look, I made a bird." "That's ver... Dear God, Tim, are those his kidneys? Move those back where they belong!"
|* Kwiftee points to the lesbian sextion.
<Kwiftee> That is just about the greatest typo ever.
<Kwiftee> I am a nerd, and everyone knows it. ^_^
<QuestionMark> I'm a bigger nerd ^.^
<KinGAleX> Oh shut up.
<KinGAleX> It's not a fucking penis contest.