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#2811 4.78/5 flag 2013-05-18	[21:59:28] <KinGAleX> Hahahaha. [21:59:42] <KinGAleX> N 2.0 is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. [21:59:55] <oeuvre> how so [22:01:10] <KinGAleX> It just has nothing to do with any of the community developments in the last six years. [22:01:12] <KinGAleX> Wait. [22:01:14] <KinGAleX> Eight years. [22:01:24] <halifax> M&R had their target demographic right under their noses this whole time. [22:01:27] <halifax> And they -never- took advantage of it. [22:01:38] <KinGAleX> Not once. [22:01:44] <oeuvre> true [22:01:46] <KinGAleX> Do they actually think this is going to reach a wider audience? [22:01:51] <halifax> They were busy playing some kind of PR game for the past eight years. [22:02:15] <KinGAleX> It's like remaking the Tobey Maguire Spiderman movies with Tobey Maguire again as Spiderman.
#2720 4.67/5 flag 2012-12-26	<flag> are you drunk <Donfuy> there's a line, between that being a compliment, and being an insult <flag> you are so drunk
#2646 4.64/5 flag 2012-11-03	[21:09:25] <Yahoozy> Not much time to study American history when you're trying to cradle a broken heart. [21:09:44] <SlappyMcGee> Yo, your ex-girlfriend dates a guy with a way better name than you now [21:09:48] <SlappyMcGee> JOE STACK [21:09:59] <flag> ^ [21:10:01] <flag> stacked [21:10:02] <SlappyMcGee> He's like the shark of men. [21:10:18] <Yahoozy> She's a cunt and it's weird that you know anything about her right now.
#2507 4.59/5 flag 2012-01-07	[23:40:10] <scythe> skyline: have you heard ron paul is a freemason illuminati tool of the jews [23:40:58] <skyline> nope [23:41:06] <skyline> i'd like to [23:41:15] <skyline> wait is that a song
#2656 4.56/5 flag 2012-11-07	[14:16:29] <sidke> inne i should have never left you [14:16:30] <inne> Should expand my map or keep it smaller. [14:17:11] <sidke> inne stop talking about n we are discussing our future love life together [14:17:12] <inne> Our airplane speakers are quite impressive. [14:17:27] <sidke> yes inne, we will own a jet. we will be successful [14:17:28] <inne> We /could/ if sidke wasn't such an unmotivated whore.
#2356 4.55/5 flag 2011-06-09	[21:28:24] -->\| isaacx (63e25a0a@scave-E59DA2CA.mibbit.com) has joined #n [21:28:33] <isaacx> hello? [21:28:37] *isaacx was booted from #n by incluye (incluye) [21:28:53] <Snuggletummy> incluye, why did you do that? [21:29:17] <incluye> I once told myself that if isaacx signed on and the first thing he said ended with a question mark, I would kick him.
#2796 4.54/5 flag 2013-04-17	[14:47:20] <Etothetaui> Daik, where do you go to school? [14:47:23] <Daik> UMD [14:47:26] <Daik> college park [14:47:44] <Etothetaui> guess where i go to school [14:47:51] <Daik> cp? :P [14:47:53] <Etothetaui> yup [14:47:57] <Daik> lets meet up [14:47:58] <Daik> like [14:47:58] <Daik> now [14:53:47] <Etothetaui> wanna get food? [14:54:20] <Etothetaui> north diner? [14:56:56] <Daik> so yeah, wanna meet like [14:57:00] <Daik> just inside diner doors i guess [14:57:07] <Etothetaui> yeah ill be there in ten min [14:57:19] <Etothetaui> cya in a sex [14:57:22] <Etothetaui> *sec [14:57:23] <Etothetaui> ... [14:57:25]  Etothetaui has quit (Quit: Don't miss me too much.) [14:57:27] <Daik> we- [14:57:28] <Daik> fuck [14:57:33] <Daik> i don'e even know what he looks like
#2631 4.54/5 flag 2012-10-10	[00:09:37] <oughts> The Airbag / How Am I Driving? EP, which has a slightly different version of this song, is pretty much essential. [00:09:38] <Colgate> it's essential. [00:09:51] <oughts> If you're into nineties Radiohead. [00:09:52] <Derpy> i like radiohead. [00:10:01] <oughts> See, the bots agree.
#2812 4.53/5 flag 2013-05-19	[02:33:32] <otters> anyone else having this issue with N 2.0 where it sucks
#2183 4.52/5 flag 2010-12-26	[22:34:47] <Zilla> I just got done being fucking deferred by those Yankee motherfuckers at MIT. [22:34:58] <Zilla> But I'm in at GA Tech, so whatever. [22:36:23] <reindeer> Friend of mine's going to G-Tech. [22:36:36] <reindeer> If you see a black dude named Bryan who looks stoned, mention me. [22:37:32] <Zilla> Not to be offensive or anything, but it's Atlanta. [22:37:36] <Zilla> That's a pretty vague description.
#2647 4.50/5 flag 2012-11-03	[22:54:26] <Donfuy> im really drunk, that's whee i've beens [22:54:51] <Donfuy> you know what the algorithm says [22:55:04] <Donfuy> whiskey + whiskey = drunk
#2489 4.50/5 flag 2011-12-25	[16:14:54] <noeloomp> Heh, I actually rerecorded my intro because I was too quiet the first time. [16:15:24] <noeloomp> I think you just need to turn your headphones up, or else something Lenny did fucked it up. [16:15:45] <Donfuy> that ws my point noeloomp [16:16:03] <Donfuy> of course it is correct. i only saw the redacted version [16:16:19] <Donfuy> noeloomp the redactor [16:16:25] <noeloomp> I don't think redacted is the right word. [16:16:29] <Donfuy> oh [16:16:30] <Donfuy> sure [16:16:33] <Donfuy> like [16:16:54] <Donfuy> im donfuy so there's a high chance that's not the right word
#2694 4.45/5 flag 2012-12-11	<aids> Who's somebody whose NUMA account is broken besides mintnut? <flicicles> eganic <aids> Well, I can edit the accounts but it won't fix the 500 error. <eastern_ortszodox> aids fix my numa account <eastern_ortszodox> please <aids> Fix how? <eastern_ortszodox> well all the maps <eastern_ortszodox> they're no good
#2693 4.45/5 flag 2012-12-07	[22:30:15] <jerrod> My Calculus 2 TA is from India, its funny, he has no grasp of American culture. [22:30:58] <jerrod> When I didn't answer one of his emails he asked if I didn't check my email, how would I know if girls were trying to contact me.
#2691 4.44/5 flag 2012-11-28	<palemoon> did you know if you stretched an adult blue whale across a professional basketball court <palemoon> the game would be cancelled
#2728 4.44/5 flag 2012-12-31	<Box> Penis in your mouth <Paradox> â€¦ <Paradox> Why does he do this <Box> Penis in your mouth <Paradox> He's been doing this for like two days & i don't know why
#2671 4.43/5 flag 2012-11-23	<Yanni> I mean, judging by the quotes database, flag and gloomp are the only ones left in this place. <Yanni> With cameos from Rose and CW <gloomp> you're forgetting donfuy <Yanni> i can never forget donfuy <flag> Donfuy provides the content. <flag> Thank god. <Yanni> I also can't tell who is a bot and who is not <Yanni> Because judging by the qdb they are now the other half of the community
#2175 4.42/5 flag 2010-12-21	[21:29] <PALEMOON> some helium walks into a bar [21:29] <PALEMOON> the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve noble gases here" [21:29] <PALEMOON> the helium doesn't react.
#2493 4.42/5 flag 2011-12-26	[00:05:24] <Donfuy> lettuce [00:05:25] <Donfuy> i like lettuce [00:05:37] <Donfuy> if i ever own a proving im going to name it lettuce [00:05:42] <Donfuy> +rovici [00:05:46] <Donfuy> *province
#2771 4.40/5 flag 2013-03-02	<Zapmeister> anyway someone claiming to be from the guardian was asking me the other day for permission to put my anagram world map on the show and tell section of their website <flag> http://i.imgur.com/h3IUi.jpg <flag> oh hey <flag> that was you on mapporn <Zapmeister> well before i could reply they sent me another message saying that since i anagrammed afghanistan as "shag a infant" they'll have to pass on it
#2374 4.40/5 flag 2011-07-09	<skyline> Tanner, I still never understand you fully but maybe I would if we were dating or something
#2672 4.36/5 flag 2012-11-23	<TeaDrinker> whats a good artist i should torrent next? <TommyWiseau> David Bowie, Mastodon, Chopin? <TeaDrinker> those all classical?
#2814 4.36/5 flag 2013-05-23	<otters> trash <otters> garbage <otters> refuse <Donfuy> refuse was a confusing term when i was learning to play DF <Donfuy> huh a refuse zone <Donfuy> a zone that refuses what
#2654 4.36/5 flag 2012-11-06	[02:12:46] <oughts> We need to pick two people for the noob category out of 1211, above2meters, and mauve. [02:12:47] <oughts> I have no idea who any of them are. [02:12:56] <flag> 1211 has been mapping since 2007 [02:13:02] <oughts> That was easy.
#2492 4.36/5 flag 2011-12-26	[23:46:42] <Donfuy> i dislike "friends", i am not drunk (i hate you :<)
#2608 4.33/5 flag 2012-08-04	[20:18:15] <Rose> All my link karma is from posting pony porn. [20:18:18] <Rose> Literally every single point.
#2670 4.33/5 flag 2012-11-21	<Uuni> whoa... all those asterisks and exclamation points made me think i was banned for a second <Uuni> everytime i see !@ i panic
#2705 4.33/5 flag 2012-12-16	<flag> which fucking one of you gave kuri an invite to waffles <flag> i mean that was just begging for failure <Uunniversary> flag, it was tanner <Uunniversary> i appreciated it <Tanner> I was probably drunk.
#2758 4.33/5 flag 2013-02-05	<runningninja> I pmed "whose beard now" (whoever that is) with my sample reviews. <runningninja> I also posted them in creature feature. <sxmt> that's flag <runningninja> and you are? <sxmt> keron cyst <runningninja> okay, so whose's maestro? <runningninja> still ortsz? <sxmt> he left a couple of years ago <runningninja> :O <runningninja> It can't be true... <sxmt> he was a dick wasn't he <sxmt> what do you care <runningninja> Such a positive Australian influence. <runningninja> ;_; <flag> what up <sxmt> flag did you like maestro <flag> he had his moments <flag> can't think of any offhand though <sxmt> i like the moment when he left * flag nods <runningninja> I feel like I am not in on a joke.
#2332 4.32/5 flag 2011-05-02	[23:11:41] <Kashkin> !down Osama.bin.laden [23:11:42] <Leroy> Yup, Osama.bin.laden is down.
#2249 4.31/5 flag 2011-02-07	[19:23:08] <flag> i am an expert at lemonade stand man [19:25:51] <Donfuy> haha!? [19:26:46] <flag> fuck your interrobang [19:27:05] <Donfuy> how good are you [19:27:06] <Donfuy> i mean [19:27:12] <Donfuy> i am surprised and intrigued at the same time bro [19:27:25] <Donfuy> what do you do to get people to buy your lemonade [19:27:34] <Donfuy> where do you get the lemons [19:27:45] <Donfuy> why are you expert but not pro [19:28:31] <flag> i what [19:28:51] <Donfuy> ... [19:28:58] <Donfuy> is "lemonade stand" a metaphor for something else
#2753 4.31/5 flag 2013-01-28	[01:38:55] <CF> Box is a bot, right? [01:38:56] <Box> No
#2409 4.31/5 flag 2011-08-16	<blue_tetris> YANNNNIIII! <Yanni> Hello, drunk Dave! <blue_tetris> :O <blue_tetris> Is it that obvious?????? :((( <Yanni> A little! <blue_tetris> I'm going through a total thing presently, though. <Yanni> I have no idea what that means.
#2723 4.31/5 flag 2012-12-28	<Uuni> how come ranny doesnt come here? <Tanner> She doesn't want to have to deal with the painful memories from her Kablizzy relationship. <Tanner> Or you. She doesn't want to have to deal with you, either. <GamingWolf> Does she even know him? <Tanner> I'm sure she wouldn't want to deal with him if she did.
#2732 4.31/5 flag 2013-01-05	<southpaw> After a long day at work, Kanye West goes home to his Kanye Nest. <southpaw> He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. <southpaw> He gets Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest. <southpaw> Then he goes on a Kanye Quest. <southpaw> that was all I had. <Rose> I wanted to continue it with him making a mediocre album that Pitchfork orgasms over but I couldn't get it to rhyme. :( <Rose> I failed to make a Kanye Jest.
#2648 4.30/5 flag 2012-11-03	[23:35:54] <KinGAleX> blue_tetris: Yeah man. Your political commentary especially I had to actually read aloud to my girlfriend it was that good. [23:36:17] <blue_tetris> Hahahaha. [23:36:21] <blue_tetris> Wacky. [23:36:35] <blue_tetris> I should vlogcast. [23:36:42] <KinGAleX> You totally should. [23:36:45] <SlappyMcGee> I do that with my GF but I have to tell her it's from an anonymous Youtube commenter because she hasn't forgiven Dave for the time he called her a cunt.
#2800 4.30/5 flag 2013-04-23	[00:21:06] <poons> Fuck this. I have to do shit tomorrow and for some reason I wiki'd Linguistics. [00:21:22] <topgallant> You should have just asked us. [00:21:27] <chiffonade> What, we're not good enough? [00:21:32] <topgallant> Yeah, fuck you. [00:21:52] <poons> I am not about to ask you guys for a rundown and the whole of linguistics. [00:21:59] <topgallant> Why not? [00:22:32] <poons> I... Well I don't know. It seems like a huge field. [00:22:41] <topgallant> Give us your best shot. [00:23:18] <poons> I don't even have questions really, I know so little about it really. [00:23:32] <poons> I used really twice. Blech. [00:23:32] <chiffonade> Linguistics was invented by Xiuping Ling in 1748. [00:23:43] <poons> Haha. [00:23:46] <topgallant> The word 'really' is the most common word in the English language. [00:23:55] <chiffonade> Zhende. [00:24:04] <topgallant> Its etymology is unknown, but it appeared during the French Revolution in 2003. [00:24:36] <poons> You guys are so helpful. [00:25:20] <poons> You fucks. [00:25:44] <topgallant> The letter L was originally used to harvest fields of rye and buckwheat, before being usurped by the electric plough in the late 5th century BC and put to use as a new letter. [00:25:57] <chiffonade> Hahaha. [00:25:58] <chiffonade> Beautiful. [00:26:36] <topgallant> Lisps are contagious. [00:26:56] <chiffonade> That's a true one. [00:27:10] <poons> Hahaha. [00:27:26] <topgallant> It has been estimated that in the next 50 years, the English alphabet will triple in size. [00:27:47] <poons> IT'S AO OUTRAGEOUS BUT I DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH. [00:28:04] <poons> "The formal study of language began in India with Pāṇini, the 5th century BC grammarian" ortsz is a liar [00:28:17] <topgallant> I had the century right. [00:28:40] <poons> Ha. [00:30:14] <chiffonade> U.S. Naval Research Laboratory ocean-floor pressure sensors detected a freak fricative caused by Hurricane Ivan in the Gulf of Mexico, 2004. The fricative was around 27.7 metres (91 ft) high from peak to trough, and around 200 metres (660 ft) long. [00:32:05] <topgallant> At 9:02 am CST, a truck in Oklahoma City containing in excess of 4,800 pounds (2,200 kg) of plosives, affricates, and other consonants, detonated in front of the north side of the nine-story Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, killing over 150 people. [00:32:43] <topgallant> The last survivor, a fifteen-year-old high front vowel found under the base of the collapsed building, was rescued at about 7:00 pm CST.
#2244 4.29/5 flag 2011-02-06	[18:20:22] <ladle> I had some crazy ass dreams involving Tanner speaking at me in a dress, nad I woke up and it was just because I'd been listening to my iPod on shuffle and Chapter 1 of his audiobook had come on.
#2789 4.27/5 flag 2013-04-06	[15:39:15] <poons> Being an adult means that I have responsibility [15:39:24] <poons> I don't want thaaaat. [15:39:47] <Donfuy> responsibility to me is another word for having balls [15:40:17] <Donfuy> i pretty much have literally the best responsibility
#2629 4.23/5 flag 2012-10-07	[20:38:35] <Donfuy> because playing rollercoaster tycoon while drunk is the worst shit [20:38:40] <Donfuy> worst and the best [20:39:03] <Donfuy> cause you just go to sandbox mode and start building the most ridiculous rollercoasters [20:40:08] <Donfuy> amazingly fast tobogan rollercoasters, but have low "excitement", according to the game's rollercoaster testing [20:40:27] <Donfuy> fuck the tests, i know what the fuck people want - and that's speed and helixes [20:40:33] <Donfuy> tons of helixes [20:40:45] <Donfuy> underground helixes [20:41:00] <Donfuy> all you see is darkness
#2278 4.22/5 flag 2011-02-27	[14:38] <flag> gloomp [14:38] <flag> 10000 chickens symphony [14:38] <flag> "these are both exactly what they sound like" [14:38] <flag> that implies [14:38] <flag> that the album is a lot of fucking chickens making noise [14:38] <gloomp> you would be correct
#2667 4.22/5 flag 2012-11-20	<gloomp> your maps are as post-modern as the cindy crawford home collection
#2757 4.21/5 flag 2013-02-05	<flag> is joining the channel, linking a map, then quitting immediately still something we ban over <Box> Yes * flag sets ban on mahi!@ <flag> alright <flag> i'm beginning to really love box <Box> Yes
#2408 4.20/5 flag 2011-08-16	<blue_tetris> I'm in a rather drunken melancholy. <blue_tetris> I'm looking at these names and remembering the last seven years and shit, and it's all, y'know. <flag> Dave, me too. Except I sobered up slightly a while back. <blue_tetris> But there's like no one on to do this melancholy with. <flag> I'm listening to Death Cab for Cutie because I have no one to do -- yeah. <blue_tetris> flag, mine is more profound, becaue I'm blue_tetris. <blue_tetris> And yours involves Death Cab for Cutie. <blue_tetris> So, I mean, there's -that-.
#2637 4.20/5 flag 2012-10-25	[23:27:26] <Oprah_Winfrey> I like how I went through my semi-alcoholic time of my life and quit drinking before I was even legal age to drink in the first place.
#2721 4.18/5 flag 2012-12-26	<scr\|pt> i have done nothing for two days <RandomDigits> is that good or bad? <gloomp> good, indubitably <gloomp> as a species, the less we do, the better we would all be <gloomp> ideal situation would reaching total stasis <gloomp> animals crawl in our moths <gloomp> robots open and close our jaws <RandomDigits> I think if everything we do is bad, then yes, if we do do some good things, we should maximize on that instead <RandomDigits> I haven't made up my mind on which of those it is though <gloomp> meat just sliodes down our throat over the course of hours <gloomp> best life
#2782 4.18/5 flag 2013-03-26	[11:39:10] <quartz> right now i'm as drunk as i ever get on a computer [11:39:16] <quartz> so you should take advantage of the conversational opportunities [11:39:35] <quartz> which are basically non-existant because i feel completely fine [11:39:45] <quartz> in fact fuck off i don't want to talk to anyone i'm fine on my own ;3 [11:39:49] <xwdOnCampus> My dad has a banjo ukulele. [11:39:53] <quartz> THAT IS COOL [11:40:05] <quartz> it's less cool than a normal ukulele but it's cooler than a banjo [11:40:19] <quartz> i played a banjo ukulele for like thirty seconds once [11:40:24] <quartz> didn't really get it [11:40:48] <xwdOnCampus> They've got louder sounds than many ukuleles. [11:40:55] <xwdOnCampus> Or at least the cheap one my dad also has. [11:41:15] <quartz> true [11:42:58] <quartz> i like ukuleles [11:43:07] <xwdOnCampus> I gathered. [11:43:11] <quartz> guitars have no right being the norm [11:43:14] <quartz> boring instrument for boring people [11:43:36] <Rose> Boring? From an indie rock fan? That's quite the statement. [11:43:46] <quartz> shut your fat whore mouth slut [11:43:49] <Rose> ;p [11:44:08] <quartz> are you dissing indie rock for being boring or noting the fact that guitars are prominent in indie rock [11:44:18] <quartz> if it is the former i stadnby my statement [11:44:49] <Rose> It was the former, but (mostly) in jest. [11:45:12] <quartz> course it wa [11:45:15] <Rose> In all seriousness I do enjoy some indie rock but in the grand scheme of music it is a rather dull genre. [11:46:15] <quartz> CAN WE ALL PLEASE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN
#2684 4.18/5 flag 2012-11-26	http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?2681 [01:39:55] <KinGAleX> halifax. [01:40:12] <KinGAleX> lol at "hey nigguh callin' you from my fully sick car phone" [01:40:33] <KinGAleX> That was a confusing moment in my life. [01:42:02] <saxomat> Hahahahaha.
#2759 4.18/5 flag 2013-02-05	[00:08:43] <Rose> With you it's how to have fun in social interactions, with me it's how do I get out of this place before embarrassing myself. [00:09:52] * sxmt ****Â· â„ƒ-ute - Danceã§ãƒã‚³ãƒ¼ãƒ³! [Dance de BakÅn] [è¶…WONDERFUL!â‘¥ [ChÅ Wonderful! 6] (2011) #09] {3:57, MP3 CBR @ 320 kb/s, 9.13 MB} <J-pop> /Japan/ [00:09:54] <sxmt> "the bacon dance" [00:10:23] <sxmt> totally just mistranslated that for you guys [00:10:26] <sxmt> so embarassing :3 [00:10:53] <sxmt> did i just misspell embarrass ==:3 [00:11:00] <sxmt> have i been farting at the end of every sentence [00:11:01] <sxmt> oh dear [00:11:41] <sxmt> oh wait that's my penis sorry sorry let me just get that <===3 [00:11:58] <sxmt> oh no it's stuck in the zipper \|==3 [00:12:06] <sxmt> no it's okay it's happened before let me just \|==3 [00:12:23] <sxmt> no please i'm fine please it's only a little blood \|==3
#2727 4.18/5 flag 2012-12-31	<Paradox> I'm going back to MW2 <Donfuy> lol mw2, typical teen with social problems <Donfuy> huh wait my last line didn't make any sense <Donfuy> mfw i imply playin mw2 correlates with having an awkward social life <Donfuy> mfw i'm drunk: __________,@;;
#2829 4.18/5 flag 2013-08-17	<ska23> new mashup up <ska23> who wants to be the first to hear it <ska23> skrillex vs oasis
#1952 4.15/5 flag 2010-07-30	[20:25] <PALEMOON> it took me a while to realize that having a car meant i could /get chinese food anytime i want/
#2769 4.10/5 flag 2013-02-25	[17:34:59] <Rose> I mean, I can see all these people. [17:35:01] <Rose> But they barely notice me. [17:35:06] <flag> see [17:35:06] <Rose> So it's not too bad. [17:35:12] <flag> remember that no one in your class really looks at you [17:35:16] <flag> you just assume they do [17:35:28] <Rose> People told me in high school that everyone looked at me. :< [17:35:32] <flag> well i mean [17:35:34] <Rose> Because of my hair and height and all my "unique" things. [17:35:36] <flag> if you're wearing like [17:35:40] <flag> somethign [17:36:12] <Rose> And anyway: [17:36:27] <Rose> When people see a guy with long red hair who matches up in size to most NFL linebackers, [17:36:35] <flag> they think [17:36:37] <flag> damn [17:36:40] <Rose> they kinda stare, even if only for a couple seconds. [17:36:41] <flag> and then they forget about it [17:36:47] <flag> right exactly [17:36:51] <Rose> The worst part is [17:36:54] <Rose> THEY ARE CAPABLE OF TOUCHING ME [17:36:55] <Rose> A;LDSKFJAS;LDFKJASDF
#2729 4.10/5 flag 2013-01-02	[20:16:55] <mam> I'm giving up on 99-5, it just crashed firefox [20:17:05] <flag> how many drones are there in 99-5 [20:17:07] <Box> 94
#2630 4.00/5 flag 2012-10-07	[04:21:33] <scythe> and i had at least thirty beers yesterday [04:21:35] <Aidiera> You're in, man. [04:21:43] <Aidiera> How hungover are you. [04:21:51] <scythe> thirty hungovers
#2326 4.00/5 flag 2011-04-30	[23:23:36] <sidke> you are in texas right [23:23:46] <flag> yes [23:23:51] <sidke> oh [23:23:53] <sidke> nevermind then [23:23:54] <sidke> let's not do something [23:24:01] <flag> hey i am moving to oklahoma for college [23:24:03] <flag> soon [23:24:09] <sidke> that is like texas' hat
#2377 4.00/5 flag 2011-07-09	<Rose> KinGAleX, you don't masturbate to friendship.
#2774 4.00/5 flag 2013-03-08	[18:59:42] <TommyWiseau> Fun Dip sticks make a delicious snack [19:01:41] <flag> i used to get an average of one of those on halloween [19:03:04] <flag> this one asian family always gave out rice [19:04:05] <TommyWiseau> it's too funny when people aren't conscious of stereotypes at all [19:05:58] <Sunset> like Snugs [19:05:59] <Sunset> ? [19:06:31] <flag> hahaha [19:06:37] <flag> the "angry autist" stereotype [19:07:21] <Xenorax> TommyWiseau, don't be a prick. [19:08:51] <Xenorax> I'm not sure what crawled up your ass and died, but it's really annoying me. [19:09:26] <Xenorax> Maybe you're out of your daily Watermelon and Grape soda intake? [19:09:35] <Xenorax> See, that's being a stereotypical prick ^ [19:09:40] <Xenorax> But I don't do that to you. [19:09:43] <Xenorax> Fucker.
#2802 4.00/5 flag 2013-05-02	[21:33:51] <Donfuy> agh this fkin keyboard [21:34:23] <Donfuy> keys 34erdfgcvb are broken [21:34:59] <Donfuy> so gotta have on screen keyboard ... [21:36:51] <Donfuy> KIN KEYBOA
#2504 4.00/5 flag 2012-01-06	[20:23:27] <gloomp> This is sort of blowing my mind right now. [20:23:56] <gloomp> It's like proto-Swans, but Czech and under Soviet oppression.
#2790 4.00/5 flag 2013-04-11	<Uuni> Etothetaui is at that phase where he spends most of his time trying to intelligently explain why his stupid mistakes werent stupid or mistakes
#2770 3.92/5 flag 2013-02-26	<Uuni> i need to sleep you bitch face <lfaber> ....okk <Uuni> two ks <Uuni> y2k <Uuni> ...? <Uuni> tough crowd
#2463 3.91/5 flag 2011-11-10	[21:44:32] <palemoon> so i have a story [21:44:44] <palemoon> i was at taco bell [21:44:50] <palemoon> and my friend calls me and is like [21:44:52] <palemoon> man where are you [21:44:54] <palemoon> and i say [21:44:57] <palemoon> taco bell [21:45:00] <palemoon> and then i say [21:45:02] <palemoon> where are you [21:45:03] <palemoon> and he says [21:45:09] <palemoon> i'm at pizza hut [21:45:13] <palemoon> wtf [21:45:16] <palemoon> but then [21:45:25] <palemoon> we were both at the taco bell pizza hut combo
#2623 3.90/5 flag 2012-09-13	[15:11:05] <Donfuy> what is sad is that i remain mostly the same uncoherent guy
#2311 3.90/5 flag 2011-04-09	<Yahoozy> Now, Pavel. <Yahoozy> You saw me lock this thread. <Yahoozy> Because of ska's post. <Vyacheslav> Yes. <Yahoozy> And when you also saw that 29 unlocked the thread, you decided to TAKE AN IMAGE OF SKA'S POST, THE VERY THING THAT MADE ME LOCK THE THREAD IN THE FIRST PLACE. <Yahoozy> There is an unwritten law of the Metanet Forums. <Vyacheslav> Yes. <Yahoozy> There is only allowed one instance of a ska post in a single thread. <Yahoozy> Especially - ESPECIALLY - if it is entirely comprised of the word CONDOM typed over and over again.
#2500 3.90/5 flag 2012-01-01	[01:23:00] <noisette> Am I the only person who believes in wholesome family values? [01:23:04] <otters> they must not be fully developed fetuses yet [01:23:13] <gloomp> now you're talking sense [01:23:14] <noisette> Maturity in women should be celebrated. [01:23:34] <gloomp> certainly [01:23:36] <gloomp> but not lusted after [01:23:38] <noisette> Sexually objectifying eight year olds and younger is sick. [01:23:57] <noisette> Haha, I can't work out how to shoehorn in the punchline now. [01:24:00] <noisette> Something about eleven year olds. [01:24:21] <gloomp> way too talk yrself into a corner [01:24:39] <gloomp> speaking of, i'd like to corn /her/, but only if she's in preschool
#2750 3.90/5 flag 2013-01-23	<flag> my ipod has one song by dire straits, one by massive attack, and one by bad company left on it <flag> three songs <flag> i deleted them out of spite and now it has no songs <saxomat> sounds like you're in... /dire straits/ <TommyWiseau> Sounds like your ipod was made by a... /bad company/ <saxomat> but you should /be thankful for what you've got/
#2686 3.89/5 flag 2012-11-27	<s\\\\\t> !wiki the opposite of love <Box> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apathy
#1852 3.88/5 flag 2010-05-31	[15:41] <Ingberlach> roser wanna play mellington circle [15:43] <rozer> mornington crescent? [15:43] <rozer> do you even know how to play? Â¬Â¬ [15:44] <Ingberlach> no [15:44] <Ingberlach> but you can teach me right?
#2653 3.88/5 flag 2012-11-06	[01:39:58] <oughts> Speaking of being a lord, I had to call Centrelink today. [01:40:02] <oughts> It's a government department. [01:40:07] <oughts> I'm listed as Sir Dashiell. [01:40:13] <oughts> The first thing the guy did was question me on it. [01:40:17] <oughts> "Are you really a sir?" [01:40:18] <oughts> Yes. [01:40:27] <oughts> "You didn't just tell us you're a sir?" [01:40:28] <oughts> No. [01:40:32] <oughts> "The Queen knighted you?" [01:40:36] <oughts> Not the Queen! Some European guy. [01:40:45] <oughts> "Was he entitled to give you a knighthood?" [01:40:46] <oughts> I think so. [01:41:12] <oughts> I think I got away with it. [01:41:26] <Aidiera> What was your previous title? [01:42:02] <Aidiera> Esquire, right? [01:42:07] <halifax> Coptic Pope. [01:42:28] <oughts> Coptic Pope, yes.
#2641 3.86/5 flag 2012-10-28	[19:32:49] <xwd> So, I didn't know until yesterday that Taylor Swift was a woman.
#2102 3.85/5 flag 2010-10-25	[16:21] <skiptrace> donfuy [16:21] <skiptrace> explain the topic [16:23] <Donfuy> dude [16:23] <Donfuy> spoon got caught by her sister [16:23] <Donfuy> while fapping [16:29] <skiptrace> wait [16:29] <skiptrace> wait [16:29] <skiptrace> who was he talking to [16:29] <skiptrace> on the phone [16:30] <skiptrace> and where does the peanut butter come in
#2366 3.83/5 flag 2011-06-28	<skyling> Has anyone ever played the game Dominion? <flag> Yeah ... my wrists hurt for so long afterwards. <skyling> Wait, you've played?
#2827 3.82/5 flag 2013-07-21	[14:09:04] <flag> cuckoo my main mary magdalene [14:09:09] <flag> how goes it [14:09:13] <flag> how goes them* [16:03:57] <cuckoo> flag [16:04:01] <cuckoo> HOW GOES WHO [16:06:38] <flag> well [16:06:39] <flag> i have decided [16:06:49] <flag> to stop using the correct pronouns when we talk to their [16:07:03] <flag> so that he can fuck with his understanding of the english language [16:07:50] <cuckoo> what is that "i" supposed to be [16:07:59] <cuckoo> you, he? [16:16:48] <flag> fuck [16:16:57] <flag> i am not very good at this [16:18:52] <cuckoo> wait who? [16:18:56] <cuckoo> who's not very good at this [16:19:00] <cuckoo> you, he? [16:19:03] <flag> bastard
#2669 3.82/5 flag 2012-11-21	[18:49:57] <aids> Where's that limey ortsz fucker? He's the only reason I'm here. [18:50:19] <aids> Probably earning truckloads of money. [18:50:23] <aids> I'm so poor. [18:50:24] î€ aids has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [18:50:47] <palemoon> aids deals with the harsh reality of himself
#2633 3.78/5 flag 2012-10-10	[17:02:06] <Donfuy> i [17:02:12] <Donfuy> i know how a fucking baseball field looks [17:02:18] <Donfuy> and i know the basic rules [17:02:44] <Donfuy> hit a ball, run, predict if you're fast enough to x corners [17:02:53] <Donfuy> 4 corners and a point [17:03:25] <Donfuy> homerun and everyone who's on the square including the batter or whatever the name is, run to the final corner and it's one point per person [17:03:40] <Donfuy> strikeout, ball outs [17:03:41] <Donfuy> and whatnot [17:04:21] <flag> baseball according to donfuy [17:04:30] <flag> going in the qdb so i never, ever forget it
#2639 3.78/5 flag 2012-10-27	[22:18:35] <PALEMOON> ok i have spent way too much time on this [22:18:41] <PALEMOON> i am submitting it and then going to bed [22:18:50] <gloomp> woo [22:19:08] <gloomp> that's really the philosophy people should have about more things [22:19:17] <PALEMOON> yeah man [22:19:21] <PALEMOON> i wish i could apply it to like [22:19:22] <PALEMOON> jobs [22:19:30] <PALEMOON> relationships [22:19:44] <gloomp> "i've spent way too much time on this marriage, i'm filing for divorce and going to bed" [22:20:06] <PALEMOON> heh [22:20:07] <gloomp> going to bed is the vital part [22:20:16] <PALEMOON> yeah! [22:20:22] <PALEMOON> it marks the new beginning [22:20:36] <PALEMOON> or perhaps the end [22:20:50] <PALEMOON> this sounds liek the trailer for a movie by transformers guy [22:20:56] <PALEMOON> you can tell its late because i forgot his damn name [22:21:44] <gloomp> quentin speilberg [22:21:46] <PALEMOON> "i've spent way too much time tryign to remember micheal bay's name. I'm looking it up on imdb and going to bed" [22:22:08] <PALEMOON> ah yes my favorite director [22:22:10] <PALEMOON> shia tarantino [22:22:40] <PALEMOON> best known for his work kingdom of the crystal revenge of the pulp
#2270 3.77/5 flag 2011-02-21	[20:19:21] <rennaT> 77 bucks? [20:19:26] <krusch> Yep. [20:19:32] <rennaT> That is balls. [20:19:59] <rennaT> I would want The Necks to give me some of The Head for that price.
#2413 3.77/5 flag 2011-08-20	[12:46:57] <kuri> who made mount doom [12:47:06] <Aidiera> maximo [12:47:07] <ChrisE> sauron
#2622 3.75/5 flag 2012-09-10	[02:45:11] <oughts> During the third week of the trial, Gacy's defense team attempted to raise the possibility that all 33 murders were accidental erotic asphyxia deaths.
#2714 3.75/5 flag 2012-12-24	<aughts> what's the deal with yahoozy uploading things putting them in the topic and not seeding them <skiptrace> oh that's what that is <noeloomp> he blames it on arkansas <noeloomp> which is admittedly a fair excuse <noeloomp> for anything <skiptrace> he has /.112/ <skiptrace> what an idiot <scr\|pt> hahaha <aughts> Hahaha, he has a worse ratio than kuri.
#2281 3.73/5 flag 2011-03-01	[23:56:51] <gloomp> Also, my watch seems to think it's February 30th. This is troubling.
#2624 3.70/5 flag 2012-09-18	[02:37:41] <gloomp> i actually read a really good essay a while ago about the metalhead angle [02:37:58] <gloomp> http://trialbyordeal666.blogspot.com/2012/02/neurosis-of-metal-nerds-part-1-of-2.html [02:38:40] <gloomp> unfortuetly i don'tthink part two [02:38:53] <gloomp> 's gonna come out becuase i'm pretty sure the guy killed himself or something
#2718 3.70/5 flag 2012-12-25	<noeloomp> who asks for just clothes <noeloomp> i don't get it <noeloomp> have some imagination <xmas_arm> uh... like what <xmas_arm> I totally had no idea for a christmas present <noeloomp> like, literally anything beyond clothes <noeloomp> i mean i love getting socks as much as the next guy, but come on <lukesv> Well my parent have already spent a fuckton of money on me, with college apps and AP exams. <noeloomp> pff <lukesv> So I didn't really want them to get me anything else. <noeloomp> bizarre <noeloomp> some people just don't understand how to take advantage of opportunities <Tunc> i dont even have christmas here <Tunc> thug life chose me
#2620 3.67/5 flag 2012-09-03	[16:33:14] <otters> I should map someday [16:33:16] <otters> however [16:33:18] <otters> I won't [16:33:41] <otters> I'll wait until N has an editor that requires keys that are on more than 60% of computer keyboards [16:33:57] <flag> good luck [16:34:11] <flag> i'm waiting for mapping with a hologram like in iron man [16:34:41] <ChrisE> I am waiting for the queen to die
#1955 3.64/5 flag 2010-08-01	[19:38] <Snugglepop> Baby Snugglepop rubs her fingers against the soft skin of baby Levinous's thighs. Eventually she pulls her head close enough to give her a teasing lick, before diving her tounge deeper, hands gripping onto her ass. [19:38] <Snugglepop> Baby Snugglepop grinds herself against baby Levinous's pussy. [19:38] <Snugglepop> [ Tired of life as a defenseless orphan? Type 'help museum' to find out how to move on. ] [19:38] <Snugglepop> Baby Snugglepop grinds herself against baby Levinous's pussy. [19:38] <Snugglepop> Baby Snugglepop slides her fingers in and out of baby Levinous's pussy, rubs baby Levinous's clit and her own, and brings them both to shuddering orgasm. [19:38] <Snugglepop> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK [19:38] <Snugglepop> WRONG CHABNNEL.
#2638 3.62/5 flag 2012-10-27	[21:56:54] <gloomp> Tunco topic jan, 2009: "N-Male or female???" [21:57:10] <gloomp> Tunco topic jul, 2012: "Moral Relativism"
#2710 3.62/5 flag 2012-12-21	î€‚ noeloomp Terry Malts - Something About You (Killing Time) <Uunniversary> noeloomp do you think that song is good <noeloomp> 1) yes 2) i feel like you think this is a good way to start conversations so i'm letting you know it isn't to avoid future embarrassment
#2779 3.60/5 flag 2013-03-20	<gloomp> s9o <gloomp> i am basicaly hih s fycj rught now <gloomp> wisom teeth emovmal <gloomp> omump uoi ull og havy h]ian killrs <gloomp> morphine hpertonal etc <gloomp> i can't really see waat i'm ttypin gojhonrslu
#1930 3.58/5 flag 2010-07-17	[18:11] <Leaff> Also, sunset, that's pretty terrible reasoning. [18:11] <sunset> Yeah well i'm a terrible reasoninger. [18:11] <Leaff> You're really good at this whole intelligence thing. [18:12] <sunset> j [18:12] <sunset> k*
#2498 3.56/5 flag 2011-12-30	[01:17:26] <KinGAleX> Gotta shit, shower, shave. [01:17:39] <KinGAleX> I'm going to the baseball. [01:17:51] <gloomp> One must be presentable for the baseball. [01:18:07] <gloomp> The baseball is a judgmental ball.
#2499 3.56/5 flag 2012-01-01	[20:56:19] <flag> Am I wrong, Dude? Am I wrong?! [20:56:37] <flag> Well, no, Walter -- but, dammit Walter, you're not right either! [20:56:47] <loudog> that's not right, flag [20:56:50] <flag> I know. [20:56:58] <loudog> is that a tv edit? [20:57:05] <flag> The second line is an amalgam of two lines. [20:57:23] <flag> I tell people I'm named after him sometimes, hoping they won't know when it actually came out. [20:57:58] <loudog> you're name is dude? [20:58:34] <flag> My name is Walter.
#2635 3.56/5 flag 2012-10-19	[20:11:15] <flag> Yahoozy, I played all your new maps yesterday. [20:11:29] <flag> I'm going to feature one of them next year if the feature system still exists. [20:11:44] <Yahoozy> why can't you feature all of them [20:11:47] <Yahoozy> this week [20:11:51] <Yahoozy> ??? [20:12:12] <flag> I don't know. What have you ever done for me? [20:12:34] <Yahoozy> http://www.nmaps.net/browse?q=author:Yahoozy [20:12:35] <Yahoozy> ^
#2828 3.56/5 flag 2013-07-29	[12:09:25] <chiffonade> i will get on a dingo and ride the message to him [12:10:25] <flag> wonderful [12:10:34] <flag> i will write a poem about it [12:10:49] <flag> the title will be a pun on "the charge of the light brigade" to be named later [12:11:31] <flag> i wonder if in 2000 years people will race dingos the exact length of the distance between your place of existence and alex's [12:11:37] <flag> and call the races chiffonades [12:17:51] <chiffonade> we already have those [12:18:06] <chiffonade> it's technically a unit of measurement, the chiffonade [12:18:30] <chiffonade> and technically it's not based on the distance from me to alexis but the size of my penis [12:18:45] <chiffonade> but they're practically identical distances so it works out [12:19:05] <chiffonade> oh wouldn't that make a good story [12:19:24] <chiffonade> some guy whos' dong is his nation's unit of measurement [12:19:30] <chiffonade> at first it's a thing of pride [12:19:47] <chiffonade> but he soon becomes disillusioned with having to be trotted out whenever someone needs to measure something [12:20:15] <chiffonade> he eventually goes with the nuclear option and gets penis reduction surgery [12:20:29] <chiffonade> the resulting metrical disconfusion devastates the nation's economy [12:21:08] <chiffonade> a crack team is sent to kidnap him [12:21:32] <chiffonade> they realise the only way to bring stability to the nation is to get him hard, harder than he's ever been before, to make up for the surgical reduction in length [12:22:08] <chiffonade> so all the ladies in the land are brought out but to no avail [12:22:44] <chiffonade> with horror they realise that the only thing that turns him on anymore--oh yeah, i forgot to mention that he had to get-- [12:22:45] <chiffonade> actually this is better [12:22:55] <chiffonade> he had to get fluffed up to get an erection so they could measure things [12:23:09] <chiffonade> gradually he lost sexual interest in the things that used to turn him on [12:23:12] <chiffonade> so forget the surgery thing [12:23:23] <chiffonade> instead the disaster is caused by his loss of libido [12:24:36] <flag> ah yeah that's better [12:24:42] <chiffonade> yeah [12:24:44] <flag> he was aroused by metric units of measurement [12:24:48] <flag> penile units [12:24:49] <chiffonade> i'm still brainstorming what his shocking turn on will be [12:24:49] <flag> and [12:24:52] <chiffonade> but it won't be tthat [12:24:57] <flag> hmm [12:25:35] <flag> he has to be on the receving end of a camel to get fully erect [12:25:38] <flag> i [12:25:56] <flag> it reminds me of that rock that they use to tell the kilogram by [12:26:07] <chiffonade> it's called uluru, racist [12:26:26] <flag> like, the obvious solution is to figure out how to get him up, then kill him to induce -- haha -- rigor mortis [12:26:37] <flag> i get that because i am a student of australian sociology [12:27:02] <chiffonade> this story isn't going to work if you bring logic into it, just an up-heads [12:28:25] <flag> well [12:28:39] <flag> i'm pretty sure i'm misusing a lot of basic medical science if that makes you feel better [12:29:16] <chiffonade> i mean it could be like [12:29:17] <flag> donfuy? [12:29:21] <flag> we need donfuy [12:30:02] <chiffonade> the guy was selected in some odd circumstances in a vote and was written into the constitution so it has to be his penis and he has to be alive and [12:30:02] <chiffonade> oh [12:30:14] <chiffonade> if he dies there's like a vice-dickruler as designated successor [12:30:20] <flag> oh i like that [12:30:24] <chiffonade> but they don't want that to happen because that would cause more metrical chaos [12:30:30] <flag> because it sort of adds in a herod-esque element [12:30:38] <flag> wherein every child is taken away when they hit puberty [12:30:41] <chiffonade> also the vice-dick is like a pedophile and they daren't let him get in power [12:30:43] <flag> and if their penises are just right [12:30:48] <flag> their parents never see them again [12:30:52] <chiffonade> hahah [12:30:54] <chiffonade> i like it [12:31:09] <chiffonade> okay i like that [12:31:17] <flag> this is good this could be my first novel [12:31:23] <flag> i've been looking for plots on the wind [12:31:39] <chiffonade> the designated penises are all the same length so there's no problem there; the reason they don't want the successor to get in is because of his depraved proclivities [12:31:57] <chiffonade> so it makes sense that they're doing everything they can to bring back the success of the first guy [12:32:07] <flag> maybe -- wait for it [12:32:12] <flag> maybe he's the successor [12:32:16] <flag> is into castration as a fetish [12:32:17] <Box> No [12:32:18] <flag> which is like [12:32:24] <flag> an excommunicable offense in this situation [12:32:36] <flag> maybe he, the successor** [12:32:56] <flag> like this society would clearly see castration as a death penalty level crime [12:33:01] <chiffonade> hmm [12:33:10] <flag> i think i may be making it a religion [12:33:13] <flag> by accident [12:33:51] <chiffonade> or what if the first guy ends up being into castration--because he has been so traumatised by his experiences as a human ruler--and they realise the only way he can get a big enoguh erection in the end would be to castrate himself [12:34:06] <chiffonade> like they're measuring his reaction to stimuli to find out what they can do to get him hard enough [12:34:22] <chiffonade> and they realise that thinking about castration is getting part the way [12:34:30] <chiffonade> but no matter how elaborate a simulation they can't get him far enough [12:34:46] <flag> oh man [12:34:47] <chiffonade> and they realise the only way to do it would be to go through with it for real [12:34:53] <chiffonade> lkike a classic catch-11 [12:35:02] <flag> ah yes the catch 11 [12:35:07] <chiffonade> the story ends on this deep philosophical note [12:35:13] <flag> sorry wait was catch 11 like a [12:35:15] <flag> some sort of pun [12:35:17] <flag> on penis size [12:35:20] <chiffonade> haha [12:35:22] <chiffonade> sure [12:35:25] <flag> like instead of catch 22 yeah okay [12:35:30] <chiffonade> or maybe i'm just fucking with words tonight [12:35:32] <flag> so [12:35:36] <flag> i think it ends like inception [12:35:39] <flag> knife poised over penis
#2787 3.55/5 flag 2013-03-29	[23:11:32] <halifax> Our gentlestration, ladygents and administaff. [23:11:52] <halifax> Ladymen* [23:11:55] <halifax> Sorry, Rose.
#2850 3.50/5 flag 2014-01-18	<Rose> guys I am seriously drunk now but what if this whole "feminine dude" thing is just the early signs of me being trans
#2465 3.50/5 flag 2011-11-15	[20:28:52] <oughts> Not another goddamn personal appeal from Jimmy Wales.
#2651 3.50/5 flag 2012-11-05	[21:29:54] <cuckoo> fuck i gotta be up in 3 hours [21:29:56] <cuckoo> fuck this [21:30:26] <cuckoo> and yet all im craving for is whisky [21:30:51] <cuckoo> the brain is dangerous
#2738 3.50/5 flag 2013-01-10	[03:49:08] <southpaw> wyoming. [03:49:18] <skiptrace> oh, i think i remember that time [03:49:25] <skiptrace> vaguely. you weren't here really but you mentioned it [03:49:38] <southpaw> I tried to stay away from the community. [03:49:40] <skiptrace> because i ended up in wyoming roughly the same time, traveling [03:49:49] <southpaw> right! we never met. :( [03:50:00] <southpaw> but that's alright. it would have been weird maybe. [03:50:27] <skiptrace> well as i recall we weren't in near parts of wyoming [03:50:35] <skiptrace> and generally when i travel i know what i'm going to do in advance [03:50:37] <southpaw> oh no, you were in Casper or something I think? [03:50:44] <skiptrace> i was in jackson hole [03:50:45] <southpaw> I was in Jackson. [03:50:47] <skiptrace> uh [03:50:49] <southpaw> WHAT THE FUCK [03:50:50] <skiptrace> oops
#2807 3.50/5 flag 2013-05-12	<RandomDigits> I was listening to Linkin Park's first album the other day. <RandomDigits> Not even nostalgia could save it
#2756 3.44/5 flag 2013-02-05	<DeimosomieD> Does anyone here read books? <flag> nope <RandomDigits> occasionally <RandomDigits> not usually novels, though <RandomDigits> if that's the kind of book you mean <flag> books r gay <RandomDigits> I'd read more novels but I don't know what to read and don't know where to start/continue <flag> i would read mroe novels but they are gay <DeimosomieD> flag books cannot be gay, my father is a writer and if he were to hear this he would go nuts.. <DeimosomieD> flag no offense but if books are gay then you are also gay. none taken
#2794 3.38/5 flag 2013-04-16	[06:55:45] <chiffonade> banal sex
#2354 3.30/5 flag 2011-06-07	[22:59:10] <AlliedEnvy> I believe you could masturbate to furry porn. The visual cortex is really good at taking hints.
#2659 3.25/5 flag 2012-11-12	[01:09:01] <oughts> i am nothing if not a provocateur
#2696 3.25/5 flag 2012-12-13	<Xenoraxmas> You know what's weird? <Xenoraxmas> When I went to LF's house, he called me pops the entire time.
#2726 3.22/5 flag 2012-12-30	<gloomp> i would download it on impulse now but i have too much i need to get too much done in the near future <gloomp> got distracted halfway through that sentence
#2007 3.20/5 flag 2010-08-27	[19:29] <gloomp> Hey, did you hear what the Vietnamese or Japanese or something would do to interrogate prisoners of war? [19:29] <gloomp> They'd stick a narrow glass tube up their penis, and then get a prostitute to arouse them, causing the tube to shatter! [19:29] <Bio> Uh... [19:29] <Snuggletummy> D: [19:29] <Inspired> :O [19:29] <Inspired> D:< [19:29] <Snuggletummy> GOOD GOD [19:29] <ninja143> ow... [19:29] <incluye> ... [19:29] <toasters> uh [19:29] <incluye> christ! [19:29] <xwd> D:
#2141 3.17/5 flag 2010-11-27	[18:46] <Yanni> NUMA does not have enough gold in the top left these days.
#2484 3.17/5 flag 2011-12-19	[01:00:47] <melchiortsz> Speaking of fags, apparently some guy is releasing an EP in less than a week. [01:01:12] <noeloomp> Is it Leonard Weiss? [01:01:55] <melchiortsz> It is the musical anti-Weiss, me. [01:02:13] <noeloomp> If he released an EP it would probably be three harp compositions about Greek mythology.
#2809 3.14/5 flag 2013-05-16	[22:42:22] <Rose> I obsessively scrobble. [22:42:33] <Rose> If I listen off the computer, I make it all up overnight. [22:42:42] <flag> that's frightening [22:42:44] <Rose> Just leave foobar on with a playlist of everything I've listened to. [22:42:51] <flag> i'm quoting that for frighteningness
#2805 3.13/5 flag 2013-05-08	[14:37:14] <skiptrace> oh [14:37:15] <skiptrace> oughts [14:37:20] <skiptrace> i sort of hate something about the qdb [14:37:26] <skiptrace> and i think it may be what you were talking about above [14:37:38] <skiptrace> i have to go back a lot [14:37:56] <skiptrace> after the "vote registered" screen, take me fucking back automatically mang [14:38:05] <skiptrace> he's gone isn't he [14:38:15] <skiptrace> i'll just quote this then maybe he'll see it [14:38:38] <skiptrace> [13:41:04] <oughts> I've rated like every quote in the database so I don't really see that. [14:38:44] <skiptrace> odds are he will see it
#2370 3.12/5 flag 2011-07-02	* [RandomDigits] is away (sleep) * [southpaw] is away (I'm not here right now) * [gloomp] is away (Oh time thy pyramids)
#2799 3.12/5 flag 2013-04-22	<scythe> i have found that holding burning incense in my mouth is quite fun
#1811 3.11/5 flag 2010-04-25	<Donfuy> HAHHA <Donfuy> QUEER MEANS GAY <Donfuy> WHAT THE FUCK Donfuy MEETS A WHOLE NEW WORD ABOUT HAPPY PEOPLE
#2375 3.10/5 flag 2011-07-09	<gloomp> Just saw I'd been highlighted twice and came out /gunszablazin/.
#2462 3.09/5 flag 2011-11-10	Trying to somehow justify purchasing WoW: [20:49:51] <KinGAleX> I pay twenty bucks an hour to use a snooker table regularly. [20:49:54] <KinGAleX> This is far cheaper than that.
#2206 3.00/5 flag 2011-01-11	[21:26:59] <gloomp> If Spam Would Be A Person We Would Do Him Bodily Harm. Your E-mail Will Be Safe With Us
#2211 3.00/5 flag 2011-01-15	[19:28] <maximo> The map just prior to that I adored, "board the platforms" It's not a great map, it's just such a good version of the real thing [19:28] <flag> I've played about a quarter of your archive, I think. [19:28] <flag> There were a couple of summers there when I played N daily. [19:29] <maximo> I've played about half, but i'm working on finishing it someday [19:29] <maximo> my archive that is
#2396 3.00/5 flag 2011-07-30	[16:40:09] <yungerkid> i've been seeding two files for over a year now [16:40:24] <flag> To where [16:40:29] <yungerkid> i don't know
#2416 3.00/5 flag 2011-08-22	[00:29:41] <Blackson> You realize Colbert is the personality in front of a team of about 20 writers, right? [00:29:42] <Blackson> :/ [00:32:12] <Rose> Yup. [00:32:23] <Rose> I am currently researching to deduce whether he's serious or not.
#1970 2.92/5 flag 2010-08-05	[19:51] <palemoon> SOME PEIPEL CAN'T DEAL WITH POPUALRITY [19:51] <palemoon> OR LAVA
#2088 2.90/5 flag 2010-10-17	[01:04] <kandagawa> Little Red Riding Hood really was a dumb bitch.
#2848 2.89/5 flag 2014-01-10	<Rose> I'm starting to feel like I'm making an ass out of myself, which means I'm still self-aware <Rose> which means I need more booze
#2717 2.80/5 flag 2012-12-24	<Tunc> i think self-awareness a priori implies being self-aware, and being self-aware of that and ad infinitum to the point you reach the subject
#2609 2.78/5 flag 2012-08-04	[20:25:40] <gloomp> are you aware there is an r/antijokes [20:25:45] <Rose> Yep. [20:25:49] <Rose> I'm subscribed there. [20:25:53] <gloomp> very good
#2685 2.75/5 flag 2012-11-27	[01:21:54] <s\\\\\t> what's the thing for googling wikipedia [01:21:54] <s\\\\\t> with box [01:22:05] <s\\\\\t> !wiki is it this [01:22:06] <Box> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson's_This_Is_It [01:22:18] <Box> Michael Jackson's This Is It is a 2009 American documentaryâ€“concert film directed by Kenny Ortega that documents Michael Jackson's rehearsals and preparation for the concert series of the same name scheduled to start on 13 July 2009, but canceled due to his death eighteen days prior on 25 June. It is the last film Jackson starred in. The film is now the highest grossing concert movie and documentary in the history of cinema. The film consists of Jackson rehearsing musical
#2722 2.70/5 flag 2012-12-27	Uuni (bdsm4@canada.da) has joined #n <DrDoom> uuni's identity on irc is bdsm4 I'm so done DrDoom (Cheez@scave-D3A31595.lightspeed.brhmal.sbcglobal.net) has left #n
#2766 2.70/5 flag 2013-02-21	<lfaber> halifax, i'm bored <halifax> How old are you? <lfaber> your mom's age. <lfaber> (23) <halifax> T... twenty-three. <halifax> Try again, please.
#2781 2.60/5 flag 2013-03-21	[00:45:05] <Box> Today is International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination - World Down Syndrome Day - World Poetry Day [00:45:05] <Box> Word Of The Day: demotic - \dih-MAH-tik\ - adjective - 1: of, relating to, or written in a simplified form of the ancient Egyptian hieratic writing - 2: common, popular - 3: of or relating to the form of Modern Greek that is based on everyday speech [00:46:02] <flag> let's give all the racists down syndrome / the world will become an equal-opportunity home
#2395 2.50/5 flag 2011-07-30	[16:21:54] <flag> Out of curiosity what did you download [16:22:04] <yungerkid> i downloaded the white ep from agalloch [16:22:07] <yungerkid> in flac quality [16:22:27] <yungerkid> yeah, i noticed i actually do have a song missing from my library that should be there [16:22:33] <yungerkid> so i'm downloading the entire album for that one song [16:23:38] <flag> Uh [16:23:39] yungerkid it's the only way to get the song [16:23:42] flag> Yeah you're not gonna last [16:23:44] <flag> On waffles
#2427 2.50/5 flag 2011-09-09	[00:36:42] <scythe> <+rollin_stoned> i maid the nost gaub'lersib iyt if nist ooijenobe loractucammg eqyakkts zei'wgatdcg tgat eqyak
#2505 2.50/5 flag 2012-01-06	ATTENTION THE QUOTE BELOW THIS ONE IS OUT OF CONTEXT GLOOMP HAS SOME MUSIC TO RECOMMEND TO EVERYONE [20:23:13] gloomp DG 307 - Navraty ((1973-5)) PLEASE UPVOTE THIS IS A SELF POST FOR WHICH I RECEIVE NO KARMA
#2389 2.43/5 flag 2011-07-23	[15:45:48] <gloomp> demo bitch [15:46:18] <flag> yeah i got a ftagd just about but it's slow is the thing [15:46:23] <flag> because i hide from the meanies [15:46:51] <gloomp> i never hide from anything
#2731 2.38/5 flag 2013-01-03	<gloomp> hrmmmm <gloomp> this is what happens when you leave your christmas nick on too long, kids <flag> gloomp did the uh channel dereg <Rose> It did not. <Rose> I already tried to register it. <flag> so uh <flag> who is owner <gloomp> yeah i'm not quite sure
#2745 2.33/5 flag 2013-01-16	<southpaw> hahahaha, google chrome is asking me if I meant "forum.broni.es"
#2772 2.25/5 flag 2013-03-05	[00:54:13] <Xenorax> You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'M GOING IN DRY.
#2001 2.14/5 flag 2010-08-22	[14:56] <Tunc> I listened to them and listened to them and listened to them and listened to them and after a while I gave a break from AnCo and then I started to listen to AnCo again but I couldn't. I figured I didn't liked their sound at all at that point. I told you, it /is/ heroine.
#2394 2.14/5 flag 2011-07-30	[21:15:13]skyline?> Also it is so hard to not itch poison ivy rashes. [21:19:28] <skyline> Right now I'm putting ice on it. [21:19:31] <skyline> Not sure why [21:19:47] <flag> Bad, bad idea. [21:19:59] <skyline> :/ [21:20:05] <flag> Toxins get in the water and trickle down your skin trust me I am an expert. [21:20:08] <skyline> It's numbing it, at least. [21:20:12] <flag> Incredibly allergic to that shit. [21:20:16] <skyline> "Toxins"? [21:20:20] <flag> I've had cases where I couldn't walk. [21:20:22] <flag> Yep. [21:20:35] <flag> The oils in the leaves. [21:20:37] <skyline> You're allergic to ice?
#1963 2.00/5 flag 2010-08-04	[00:42] <Leaff> MISTER FUCKING TROUSERS [00:41] <gloomp> you should've moved the lines around a little [00:42] <Leaff> MISTER FUCKING TROUSERS [00:41] <_`__^_`__^__``> gloomp i just put what you pasted [00:41] <gloomp> so they're more coherent [00:41] <gloomp> i know [00:42] <Leaff> MISTER FUCKING TROUSERS [00:41] <gloomp> but what i pasted is a bit disjointed [00:41] <_`__^_`__^__``> i thought it would be bad to edit it [00:41] <gloomp> i edit all of my quots [00:42] <_`__^_`__^__``> i thought no one ever edits [00:42] <_`__^_`__^__``> dammit [00:42] <_`__^_`__^__``> this explains a lot [00:42] <Leaff> MISTER FUCKING TROUSERS
#2763 1.90/5 flag 2013-02-12	[13:48:28] <Donfuy> MY NAME IS ARIEL [13:48:32] <Donfuy> AND IM A NYMPH
#2818 1.89/5 flag 2013-06-13	<Donfuy> you' einkin alaey? <Donfuy> my kyboar isn't woking popely
#2346 1.78/5 flag 2011-05-24	[20:49:55] <fireburnsfree> I want good non-mainstream music!
#2603 1.75/5 flag 2012-07-13	[22:41:50] * flag has changed the topic to: "KinGAleX always knows precisely when IAABH is about to ortsz." ~Severus Snape [22:42:07] <retard_master> what does THAT mean? [22:43:03] * otters has changed the topic to: orgasm
#1965 1.73/5 flag 2010-08-04	[00:52] <Leaff> SHIT FUCK PISS ASS [00:52] <Leaff> DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK [00:52] <_`__^_`__^__``> OKAY [00:52] <_`__^_`__^__``> LET'S GO BACK TO BEING HAPPY [00:52] * gloomp The B-52's - Cosmic Thing (Cosmic Thing)
#2858 1.67/5 flag 2014-06-04	[01:29:02] * Box (Box@Bitch.Box) has joined [01:29:09] <Box> Today is Clean Air Day
#2626 1.57/5 flag 2012-09-23	Sorry, who's got dementia? [17:51:44] <Xenorax> Aidiera, you know what sucks? [17:51:54] <Aidiera> What? [17:51:55] <Xenorax> I think my parents have to put the dog down. [17:52:03] <Aidiera> D: [17:52:05] <Xenorax> She is suffering from dementia and all kinds of shit. [17:52:11] <Aidiera> The one you just got? [17:52:13] <Xenorax> Like, she misses my cat, and also me. [17:52:20] <Xenorax> We didn't just get a dog. [17:52:26] <Aidiera> This is so sad. :( [17:52:39] <Xenorax> Like, my cat was basically her best friend. [17:52:42] <Aidiera> So she's old? [17:53:01] <Xenorax> Sorry, I just did like a super face-palm thing. [17:53:06] <Xenorax> I'm done talking to you, Aidera. [17:53:22] <Aidiera> I'm sorry? [17:54:02] <Xenorax> I told you what the problem was. [17:54:07] <Xenorax> And yet you're ignoring it. [17:54:21] <Xenorax> I mean, her age doesn't quite help, but still. [17:54:25] <Aidiera> I'm not... [17:54:26] <Aidiera> Really. [17:54:28] <Xenorax> She misses the cat, and more or less me. [17:54:36] <Xenorax> She has gone off the deep end [17:54:41] <Aidiera> Where'd the cat go? [17:54:47] <Aidiera> I don't understand. [17:55:05] <Xenorax> We had to put my cat down. His kidneys shut down due to Cancer. [17:55:14] <Xenorax> His death was on July 20th. [17:55:18] <Xenorax> We've been over this.
#2025 1.55/5 flag 2010-09-05	[22:19] <flag> pigs rock [22:19] <random_depression> pigs wallow in their own filth [22:19] <random_depression> you know what else does that in a more metaphorical sense? [22:20] <random_depression> me
#2621 1.43/5 flag 2012-09-09	[20:58:29] <Uuni> (I sometimes wonder what it would be like if Dave and the meta-gang were all upperclassmen in my school who protected me from mean kids and stuff. I think that would be pretty cool.)
#2610 1.00/5 flag 2012-08-04	[20:27:06] <Rose> Is that supposed to be funny or are you quoting it because it's not funny and mentioned r/antijokes? [20:27:19] <flag> i think it's hilarious [20:27:28] <Rose> I don't get it then.
#2176 0.90/5 flag 2010-12-21	[15:08] <flag> Christ I'm bored. [15:08] <Arctico> You can say THAT again.