It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|17:47:24 -!- heatwave [chatzilla@scave-F40C1FE7.wi.res.rr.com] has joined #n
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17:53:53 < avatias0> The Heatwaves in New Zealand last way longer :\
|<esay> *tumble weed tumbles*
<GamingWolf> *fumble seed fumbles*
<esay> *weed smoked*
<GamingWolf> *seed choked*
<esay> *weed tumble dried 'till the moisture content is that of a seed*
<GamingWolf> *seed fumble ride will a oyster kiss hat glove the weed*
|* @esay is now playing: With Himself - Hands
<@lord_day> Is that a real song, or are you actually playing with yourself?
| <esay> Fuck!
<esay> All my headphones are breaking!
<esay> I blame my computer.
<esay> And the Irish.
<esay> And possibly Jews.
<esay> On second thoughts, mainly the Jews.
|* riZ NP: Party Animals (Vandalism Remix) - Ministry of Sound - The Annual 2008 (AUS/NZ Edition)
<riZ> I /really/ need a script...
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<Osiris> bt doesn't like emos.
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<Osiris> Slappy doesn't like people talking about bt.
<Osiris> Vagina.. (Someone quit)
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<Universezero> Hey everybody
<Osiris> Well Universezero /does/ like girls after all that.
<Axonn> IT'S LENNY
<[e]LLIOT[say]ES> And a pen.
<Axonn> Did it come from an island?
<[e]LLIOT[say]ES> Pen Island to be exact.
|<esay> Did you do anything with the girl you were dancing with.. or was it a boy?
<Universezero> I'm fairly certain it was a male.
|<esay> Hey 29
<esay> 8====D ()
|Guiseppi> Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over a year is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML|