It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#1723
3.80/5
esay
2010-02-11
17:47:24 -!- heatwave [chatzilla@scave-F40C1FE7.wi.res.rr.com] has joined #n
17:48:15 -!- heatwave [chatzilla@scave-F40C1FE7.wi.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit:heatwave]
17:53:53 < avatias0> The Heatwaves in New Zealand last way longer :\
#1240
3.50/5
esay
2009-05-12
<esay> *tumble weed tumbles*
<GamingWolf> *fumble seed fumbles*
<esay> *weed smoked*
<GamingWolf> *seed choked*
<esay> *weed tumble dried 'till the moisture content is that of a seed*
<GamingWolf> *seed fumble ride will a oyster kiss hat glove the weed*
#1250
3.33/5
esay
2009-05-17
* @esay is now playing: With Himself - Hands
<@lord_day> O_o
<@lord_day> Is that a real song, or are you actually playing with yourself?
#1234
2.55/5
esay
2009-05-07
<esay> Fuck!
<esay> All my headphones are breaking!
<esay> I blame my computer.
<esay> And the Irish.
<esay> And possibly Jews.
<Universezero> XD
<Universezero> Possibly?
<esay> On second thoughts, mainly the Jews.
#1507
1.78/5
esay
2009-09-05
* riZ NP: Party Animals (Vandalism Remix) - Ministry of Sound - The Annual 2008 (AUS/NZ Edition)
<riZ> I /really/ need a script...
#1294
0.88/5
esay
2009-06-15
<Osiris> ;_\\
* ~blue_tetris (blue_tetri@scave-EF39267D.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
<Osiris> bt doesn't like emos.
* @SlappyMcGee (Slappy.McG@scave-C83D29A7.mc.videotron.ca) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Osiris> Slappy doesn't like people talking about bt.
<Osiris> Vagina.. (Someone quit)
* Universezero (ajleach1@scave-CC4849A2.dsl.telstraclear.net) has joined #n
<Universezero> Hey everybody
<Osiris> Well Universezero /does/ like girls after all that.
#1230
0.86/5
esay
2009-05-06
<Axonn> WOO
<[e]LLIOT[say]ES> Pen.
<Axonn> IT'S LENNY
<[e]LLIOT[say]ES> And a pen.
<Lenny> Hey.
<Axonn> Did it come from an island?
<[e]LLIOT[say]ES> Quite.
<[e]LLIOT[say]ES> Pen Island to be exact.
#1289
0.75/5
esay
2009-06-13
<esay> Did you do anything with the girl you were dancing with.. or was it a boy?
<Universezero> I'm fairly certain it was a male.
#1249
0.67/5
esay
2009-05-16
<esay> Hey 29
<TwentyNine> Hello!
<esay> :D!
<TwentyNine> :P
<esay> :D:D
<TwentyNine> 8D
<esay> 8=D
<esay> *<8)-|-<
<Radium> 8==D
<esay> 8====D ()
<Cerberus> ...
<esay> 8==)
<esay> Lol.
<Radium> 8=D~~~~~~~~~~
<esay> 8=D(|=====8
<esay> 8==)_)8==D
#1231
0.50/5
esay
2009-05-06
Guiseppi> Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over a year is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML