It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<+Obylisk> 5th dimension is gravity|
|<+Crissy> -_- Also ---> Guy who is reading this is bugging the shit out of me...
<+Crissy> Get him Dave.
* +Commander looks where arrow is pointing, and punches door
<&blue_tetris> What guy?
<~LittleViking> Have you tried noodle strapping him?
<+Crissy> This guy name Cory. He wont leave me the fuck alone.
<&blue_tetris> Tell him I'mma kick his white ass.
<&blue_tetris> Cory? What kind of name is that?
<+Crissy> -_-. He sits and watchs everything I type, and I do not like him as a friend, nor do I respect if he was a cell around to keep me alive.
<+Commander> that... sentance made no sense
<+Crissy> It a joke.
<+Commander> I don't get it.
<+Floorhugger> a biology joke. sort of.
<&blue_tetris> Crissy, put that fucker on.
<+Commander> Sort of a joke?
<&blue_tetris> Put that fucker here. Lemme -roll- with that fucker.
<+Crissy> You really want him to sit on my seat?
<+Floorhugger> sort of a biology joke, Commander.
* Crissy is now known as CrissyBRB
<&blue_tetris> Cory, are you an ass man?
<+CrissyBRB> this is cory.
<&blue_tetris> Do you like asses, Cory?
<+CrissyBRB> why noty
<&blue_tetris> I'm an ass man too, Cory.
<+Commander> psh, thats redundant
<&blue_tetris> What kinda ass you into, Cory?
<+CrissyBRB> puffy ass
<&blue_tetris> What the fuck kinda adjective is that for an ass?
|<&blue_tetris> I've seen black penises, in real life. They're gigantic.
<&blue_tetris> They are like fucking soda cans.
|<+smort> I had this dream the other day. There was all this weird stuff, but the thing that really stood out for me was that masturbation was a regular thing, like taking a shit or a piss. People at a high school were asking "Teacher, can I go to your washroom to masturbate?" "Sure Billy." and people at department stores were like "Excuse me, can I use your washroom to masturbate?" "I'm sorry sir,...
<+smort> ...but our washrooms are only available to masturbate in to customers." There was a couple on a couch making out, and the guy asked.. well, you get the picture. It was pretty messed up.
|<+CF> I think our neighbour is using my wireless
* +CF disables >:D
<+Commander> Is it protected?
* +CF (a@private-A537AECC.elisa-laajakaista.fi) Quit (Broken pipe)
* CF (a@private-A537AECC.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has joined #n
* Kaglaxyclax sets mode: +v CF
<+CF> That wasn't very smart, was it.
|<~Sockmonkey> My skype name is "yourmumhasapenis" and i dont know how to change it|
|[09:44] <ChaosWolf> I'm so amart|
|* +Yahoozy (Yahoozy@private-3F678DAF.dsl.ltrkar.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: Yeah, I missed you.)
<&blue_tetris> IT'S ARCADE FIRE!!!
<&blue_tetris> COME BAAAAAACK
<+Commander> Dave, is something troubling you?
<&blue_tetris> ALSO CLIENTELE AND APPLESEED CAST
* +Chase is now away, later
<&blue_tetris> AND JENS LENKmAN AND MAGNETIC FIEEEEEELDS
<+Commander> PROCESSED MEAT
<&blue_tetris> AND MOGWAI AND SPOON AND SUFJAN STEVENS AND.......
* &blue_tetris (blue_tetri@private-57828F99.chrlwv.east.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: )
* Yahoozy (Yahoozy@private-3F678DAF.dsl.ltrkar.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n
* Kaglaxyclax sets mode: +v Yahoozy
|<+DH_Test> It would be funny if someone took a month to extract the cytoplasam from millions of cells, then just added cherry jello mix, and ate it.|
|<+hippie> If I go "HACHACHACHA" will you laugh?
<+hippie> Knock knock
<+Skyline> Who's there?
<+Skyline> Lettuce who?
<+hippie> LETTUCE IN, HACHACHACHA
|<+usaswim> 3 inches now
<+Hippie> Of pure unadulterated man penis
|* BumBumMilkToffee changes topic to '\\ H * U * Z * Z * A * H // Cats raping is FUN!'
<@Vike91> i have 4 cats.
<@BumBumMilkToffee> Well then get them good and raped.
|* +CF *hic*
<+CF> Still. ;_;
<+Hippie> did I scare them out?
<+CF> it invited its friends to laugh at your boo-s :)
|<+kai> even dr suess got raped|
|* DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD is now known as JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt
<+SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET> THAT'S MY NAME TOO
<+IM_SURROUNDED_BY_IDIOTS> THAT IS SOOOO LAWL
* Wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf is now known as FishHatchery
<+SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET> BUT UNFORTUNATELY NICKSERV DISAGREES
* NARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLEY is now known as Hisnameismynametoo
* Nero is now known as DariusRucker
<+SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET> * JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt :Nickname is already in use.
<+SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET> BUT MAN WTF
<+SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET> ITS MY NAME TOO
* Hisnameismynametoo is now known as CW^School
<+IM_SURROUNDED_BY_IDIOTS> DOUBBLW YOU TEE EFF