It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<Ckuri_Stk> isaac come on
<Ckuri_Stk> please talk
<Ckuri_Stk> why is isaacx not talking to me
* Ckuri_Stk is now known as Beth
* Beth is now known as beth
<Inspired> Maybe he has you on mute
<Inspired> That is a good idea.
<beth> this cannot be happening
<Inspired> /ignore beth
<beth> talk to me!
<isaac> why is there an idiot talkking to me?
* GamingWolf sets mode: +v isaac
|[19:19] Tanner: Skyline, if you ever come visit me, I'll make you my jambalaya.
[19:19] Skyline: Is that some sort of pancake?
[19:19] Tanner: There are plenty of uncertainties in [life. My jambalaya is... WHAT?
[19:19] Skyline: So it's not some sort of pancake?
[19:19] Tanner: I hate you so much.
[19:19] Skyline: So the visit's cancelled?
[19:20] Tanner: So cancelled.
|<Meta>: isaacx, do you follow the bible in everything you do? Just wondering
<bobaganuesh_2>: yeah, how should I bake a cake? lets refer to the Bible
|<&Tanner> skyline, it makes me uncomfortable when you speak openly about masturbating my younger brother.|
|<bevtejos> hey, it's maestro!
<ortsz> hey...it's the anagram of Steve Jobs?
|<Torex> What the fuck?
<Torex> I just pulled out a foot long hair from my underwear.
<@Lenny> ... thanks for sharing.
|<ChaosWolf>: I'm at home
<Quote>: Good to know.
<Fraxtil>: I'm at home too. :D
<KS>: Me three!
<Fraxtil>: Wow, I didn't even realize we had so much in common. We should totally be friends, the three of us!
<Blackson>: Oh my god.
<ChaosWolf>: But see, I've been away from home for two weeks
<ChaosWolf>: Bunch of smartasses.
|<bob_2`> does anyone know how to get rid of dong noises mIRC makes with every
<sunset> scroll down
<Vyacheslav> disable querying
<Daik> what sunset said.
<bob_2`> how do I do that, Pavel?
<sunset> tools, I believe.
<Vyacheslav> i forget
<Vyacheslav> i'm on os x
<sunset> no wait
<sunset> you see the little option next to the lightning bolt that has a hammer on it?
<sunset> click that and disable querying
<sunset> sorry broman
<bob_2`> I'm in that right now and I can't find anything on querying
<bob_2`> oh, I got it
<sunset> sorry if I didn't help very much :p
<bob_2`> nevermind, I don't go it.
<GamingWolf> "sunset's a genius" will ping me when I decide to let it ping me
<bob_2`> where is this query thing I can uncheck in Options?
* GamingWolf to bob: Y
<bob_2`> because everytime I scroll up to read previous parts of the conversation an annoying DONG noise is made
<GamingWolf> When I scroll up my pants I notice my dong making a noise.
<GamingWolf> ... That was asking for it.
<bob_2`> that's of no help to me whatsoever.
<GamingWolf> Yes it is.
<GamingWolf> It teaches you wordplay and sarcasm.
<bob_2`> If you hadn't noticed earlier, I'm extremely dumb. You're attempts at sarcasm and inferrence hadve failed.
<sunset> <bob_2`> You're attempts
<sunset> sorry had to say it XD
|<&Yanni> Asian dickgirl facials are so overrated.
|<cC>: I AM SERIOUSLY FUCKING PISSED THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW
<cC>: YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL BY THE CAPS LOCK
|Universezero: If I ever travel around America, I will bend Arizona over a table and fuck it right in it's tight asshole.|
|<Skyline>: There should be more public transit.
<incluye>: More pubic transit, yes.
<incluye>: Oh, that reminds me.
<incluye>: What's with this hole "ass sex" thing?
|<Ranny>: I'm wearing a tank today
<LF>: Also in case you don't know I'm the other voice
<Ranny>: but I'm not lookin that great today
<Guiseppi>: PLZ PLZ PLZ
<Guiseppi>: Ranny, you're always lookin great.
<kk|away>: Ranny iz the love of my life
<incluye>: <3 ranny
<Guiseppi>: FCKU RANNY IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
<Brttrx>: Birds of a feather flock to vagina
|1.<Snuggletummy>: incluye, that's the problem with you. you're stumped with everything I say.
2.<incluye>: I wish Guiseppi was here.
4.<incluye>: He can articulate "You are an asshole" much more eloquently than I can.
|<incluye>: It looks like an enormous USB driv!
<incluye>: That took me too many tries.
|* Cuckoo (pinto@scave-3D2EB923.dsl.telepac.pt) has joined #n
<remaniac> there you go jerrod, updated my Nreality demo to exclude and touches of the arrows
<sunset> im out of ideas.
<sunset> gimme something
* Izzy (Izzy@850C84A0.98A94F6F.5D2F5E2E.IP) Quit (Quit: Fall out of line.)<remaniac> ideas for what?
<sunset> i dunno, for breakfast FOR A MAP
<remaniac> draw a cock then work from there
<Cuckoo> i never ate a map for beakfast
<remaniac> fast beak
<sunset> beakfast sounds unteresting
<sunset> aw fuck
<Cuckoo> fearow should have it
<remaniac> spearow is good enough
<sunset> i haves an idea
<Cuckoo> spearow is goofy looking
<sunset> let's make a short paragraph with people from numa
<Cuckoo> fearow looks kinda awesome
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<sunset> such as, "this cuckoo was very jerrod, until that damn remaniac stole my bread."
<Cuckoo> That's so fucking vague.
<sunset> hey maki
<sunset> does chaostar get on anymor
<Cuckoo> "That sunset was very sunset. So sunset and his sunset went down the sunset until they found a big, gigantic sunset. The sunset was covered in sunsets, curly sunsets. Below the sunset there were two little sunsets. And they were sunsets for ever. But this one sunset is really the sunset sunset in this sunset #n,
<Cuckoo> There, made it.
<sunset> FUCKING CLEVER.
<sunset> HERE'S A GRAMMY FOR THE MOST SUNSET STORY EVER WRITTEN.
<Cuckoo> It makes more sense if you substitute a sunset for cock on some.
<remaniac> I noticed
<Cuckoo> or dick
<Cuckoo> or annoyi--
<remaniac> The whole thing works better if you substitute sunset for cock
<sunset> "That COCKS was very COCKS. So COCKS and his COCKS went down the COCKS until they found a big, gigantic COCKS. The COCKS was covered in COCKSs, curly COCKSs. Below the COCKS there were two little COCKSs. And they were COCKSs for ever. But this one COCKS is really the COCKS COCKS in this COCK #n,
<Cuckoo> "below the cock there were two little cocks".
<remaniac> this proves that sunset = COCK
<Cuckoo> Nah, it does not work better with it full of cocks.
<Cuckoo> Oh, yeah, that was my point.
<sunset> "That remaniac was very remaniac. So remaniac and his remaniac went down the remaniac until they found a big, gigantic remaniac. The remaniac was covered in remaniacs, curly remaniacs. Below the remaniac there were two little remaniacs. And they were remaniacs for ever. But this one remaniac is really the remaniac remaniac in this COCK #n,
<sunset> would this work?
<remaniac> clearly not
<sunset> "That cuckoo was very cuckoo. So cuckoo and his cuckoo went down the cuckoo until they found a big, gigantic cuckoo. The cuckoo was covered in cuckoos, curly cuckoos. Below the cuckoo there were two little cuckoos. And they were cuckoos for ever. But this one cuckoo is really the cuckoo cuckoo in this COCK #n,
<Cuckoo> No, cause remaniac isnt a cock like you.
* remaniac High-5
<Artistolipto> do you make any music
<bob_2`> I fuck around in sound editing programs.
<bob_2`> Besides that, not really.
<Snuggletummy> Speaking of fucking around
<Snuggletummy> I need to go look at some..erm
<Snuggletummy> furry things.
<GamingWolf> That's not multitasking!
<Daik> furry things.
<Daik> are amazing.
<Daik> and with that, gnight all.
* Daik is now known as BED
<GamingWolf> Um... Okay
|<ChaosWolf>: So I get depressed and whatnot easily.
<ChaosWolf>: I'm like a pregnant woman.
<ChaosWolf>: All the time.
<ChaosWolf>: It's really really annoying.
<Brttrx>: Except I dont have a fetish towards you
<ChaosWolf>: Or do you?
|<scythe>: Zilla: we should hang out sometime, then.
<incluye>: I think I'm taking precalc this year.
*** George is now known as geej15
<bobaganuesh_2>: fuk you Pavel
<incluye>: Hey! That means I would have taken calculus this year!
<lord_day>: Here we just study maths.
<incluye>: In scythe's circumstances!
<incluye>: I feel suddenly more relevant!
<scythe>: lord_day: Shut up, Cambridge-boy.
|<Donfuy>: I think it's time for me to leave.
<Leaff>: Aww. ;_;
<Donfuy>: 4:49 ;_;
<Donfuy>: That means it's porno time.
<Inspired>: Have fun...
<Inspired>: Let us all just hope it isn't gnome porno.
|amenhotep: you know the funniest thing happened to me the other day
amenhotep: This man came up to me when I was walking downtown, and said you "Excuse me would you like to purchase some shortbread cake"
amenhotep: and I said "What the Helsinki is a shortbread cake?"
amenhotep: this man said "here try a sample of it"
amenhotep: I said no
amenhotep: then he's all "JUST TRY THE DAMN CAKE YOU MOFO CRAKER"
amenhotep: I say "what kinda business are you running here buddy, there's no such thing of a shortbread cake, I bet that thing's made of powdered crack!"
bobaganuesh_2: wuz it made of powdered crack?
amenhotep: he ran away
amenhotep: yelling "YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD!"
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amenhotep: so I yelled back at him "SUCK THE QUEEN'S HAIRY VAGINA!!"
*** jeez_louise quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
|[22:50] <bobaganuesh_2> green diarrhea is typically bad, Torex
[22:51] <Vyacheslav> Drink it.
<smartalco>: thats right
<smartalco>: I just blinded you all with a fucking âˆ† triangle âˆ†
|<bobaganuesh_2> AHAHAH that's to say the least
<@gloomp> Which demonstrated that the lady has a voice like a million dollars.
<Calvin> I was watching one, and suddenly they are forcing her to drink water
<bobaganuesh_2> I've heard around school that her voice is deeper than Justin Bieber's
<Calvin> Not hard.
<incluye> Neither is he.
<Calvin> I've never heard a Justine Bieber song actually.
<Calvin> Nice one incluye
|* palemoon (evil_empir@scave-BE67D5A4.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #n
<rocket_thumped> hi palemoon
<Vyacheslav> hey palemoon
<palemoon> why hello there.
<palemoon> rocket i am about to play the second part of your pack
<rocket_thumped> Did you play the first part?
<palemoon> yes indeed
<palemoon> it's fun
<Vyacheslav> kinda like your clitoris.
|<Might>: LOLSEMI COLON.
<bobaganuesh_2>: SALAMI CONDOM
<scythe>: Seems like a pretty typical omegle conversation.
<Laurie>: Except it was THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
<Sept>: Stranger: hi
<Sept>: You: Yooo.
<Sept>: Stranger: asl?
<Sept>: You: Sorry, I'm not deaf :/
<Sept>: Stranger: ...
<Sept>: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
<Laurie>: OF AMERICA
<palemoon>: lol sept
<scythe>: Yeah, and if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon.
<AlliedEnvy>: If you had wheels, I'd be off the wagon.
<squibbles>: Laurie: :o
<Blackson>: What's the tag for strikethrough in HTML?
<AlliedEnvy>: <google it>
<squibbles>: I think its <s> or <ss>
<squibbles>: one of them
<bobaganuesh_2>: that's pretty awesome Laurie
<squibbles>: Laurie, it's going into your wikia page
<bobaganuesh_2>: that would be cool if you had coffee with him in the near future
<Laurie>: with obama?
<Laurie>: my aunt shook hands with him
|<ChaosWolf>: So, class, any questions?
CF raises hand
<bobaganuesh_2>: "whath's the square root of thixty-twee?"
<ChaosWolf>: Yes, boy in the back with the large boot labeled "Snuggletummy".
<Borealis>: Thankyou, Google.
<CF>: Look over there!
<Axonn>: BOREALIS YOU FUCKER
<bobaganuesh_2>: I was quoting Death of a Salesman Borealis
CF inconspicuously slips out of the window
<Axonn>: I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE ANSWER
<Borealis>: I was answering you.
<bobaganuesh_2>: wait: does inconspicuous mean obvious or discreet?
Axonn goes to the convenience store.
<Axonn>: Should I get a Nestea, a Mountain Dew, or a Coke?
<bobaganuesh_2>: so how can CF slip out of a window inconcpicuously if he announces it?
<ChaosWolf>: He's CF.
<ChaosWolf>: He can do anything.
<bobaganuesh_2>: ir's like during role call when the teacher call's your name and you say "i'm not here today"
<ChaosWolf>: You all get detention.
southpaw runs in with facemask and tommy gun.
<southpaw>: ON THE GROUND NOW!
<ChaosWolf>: Oh, it's our favorite student.
<bobaganuesh_2>: AHHHHHHHHHHH!AHHHHHHHHH!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! dick
Axonn flicks out knife.
<ChaosWolf>: Were you not hugged today?
<ChaosWolf>: COME HERE.
ChaosWolf hugs southpaw
southpaw takes off mask, reveals that he is CF's dad.
<Axonn>: CF, can I stab your dad?
<bobaganuesh_2>: Shayamalan: "/what a twist!/"
<bobaganuesh_2>: today's the 18th right?
Axonn stabs southpaw.
<bobaganuesh_2>: o wait there's a calander on top of the monitor