It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#2363
3.78/5
Zilla
2011-06-26
(on the topic of a never-ending Team Fortress 2 download)

<Zilla> 98% YESSSSSSS
<flag> Zilla I thought you were at like 8 kbs.
<flag> You bastard
<Zilla> I was.
<Zilla> I recovered, apparently.
<flag> You are a whore.
<Zilla> 99% I'M ABOUT TO CUM WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SONS
<Zilla> *SUNS
<Zilla> (Although I guess it works both ways.)
<flag> The former is far more appropriate.
#1914
3.22/5
Zilla
2010-07-06
<TELESYNC> I now want to re-popularise pintle as slang for penis.
<fawk> I now want to PINTLE pintle as slang for penis.
<Zilla> I now want to PINTLE pintle as PINTLE for penis.
<incluye> I now PINTLE to PINTLE pintle as PINTLE for penis.
<GamingWolf> PINTLE now want PINTLE to PINTLE pintle as PINTLE for pintle.
<fawk> PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE to PINTLE to PINTLE PINTLE as PINTLE for penis
<incluye> PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE to PINTLE to PINTLE PINTLE as PINTLE for PINTLE
<Zilla> PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE to PINTLE PINTLE as PINTLE for PINTLE
<incluye> PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE to PINTLE PINTLE as PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE
<Zilla> PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE to PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE
<incluye> PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE PINTLE
<fawk> www.ratemypintle.org
* TELESYNC is now known as pintle
#1442
2.00/5
Zilla
2009-08-05
<Vyacheslav> When you got young kids in the house, its hard to blast metal.
<Zilla> Oh yeah, some of your library is pretty colorful.
<Zilla> What with songs about cumming blood and stuff.
<spoon> heh heh.
<vox> lulz
<spoon> Vyache's music is colored in many different shades of BLACK.
<Vyacheslav> lol
<Vyacheslav> Bahaha.
<spoon> And by black, I mean the empty blackness of the space my heart used to be.
<Zilla> Not the Rolling Stones classic song black.
<spoon> No.
<spoon> Nor the genre of hip-hop.
<spoon> But BLACK.
<Zilla> Like.
<Zilla> Blackity black.
<spoon> Yeah.
<Zilla> Black on black.
<spoon> Blacikt blackness, the intensity of the blickitycality of it all being so... Black.
<vox> Like brown??
<Zilla> Vyache's music library is hot black on black action.
<spoon> *Blackity
<spoon> Yeah.
<spoon> Te blood it cums is black as well.
<spoon> Black s oil.
* Blackson (asdf@scave-16F64419.ec.res.rr.com) has joined #n
<Zilla> Ahahahahahahaha.
<spoon> Beause that's what it cums.
<Zilla> Blackson, your timing was perfect.
<spoon> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<spoon> BAHAHAHAH.AA
<vox> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
<spoon> AHAHAFHFAHAFHAFHHAFGF
<spoon> Oh Blackson.
#2342
1.82/5
Zilla
2011-05-21
<BFG10K> Camping is a dumbass.
<Aidiera> Ahaha, double entendre.
<Aidiera> Also, who is that?
<Zilla> The idiot who decided that today is the Rapture.
<Aidiera> Hmmm, I didn't know humans had that power.
<Aidiera> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Aidiera> 25 SEPTEMBER 2014 IS NOW THE RAPTURE
<Animator> Guys, guys, don't you know? Everyday is Rapture, clearly.
<Aidiera> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY
<Aidiera> Oh, goodness. I think God just spoke through me.
<Animator> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Animator> RAPTURE HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED DUE TO RENNOVATIONS
<Animator> IT HAS BEEN MOVED TO NOVEMBER 25TH 2045
<Animator> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY
<Aidiera> ATTENTION DUMBASS HUMANS
<Aidiera> THE RAPTURE WAS ACTUALLY 17 OCTOBER 1845
<Aidiera> WHY HAVEN'T YOU ACCEPTED THIS YET?
<Zilla> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Zilla> YEAH, THOSE RENOVATIONS ARE GONNA TAKE LONGER THAN I THOUGHT
<Zilla> LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT
<Zilla> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY
<Animator> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Animator> OUR CALENDER HAS BEEN UPDATED
<Animator> APPARENTLY WE HAVENT MOVED TO THE 12 MONTH CALENDER YET
<Animator> SO NOW WERE UPDATING ALL OUR TIMES
<Animator> WE WILL BE SENDING DOWN A NEW COPY OF THE BIBLE
<Animator> COMPLETE WITH THOSE TIMES AND IN COLORED PICTURES
<Animator> WE ALSO NOW HAVE ACCESS TO FACEBOOK AND TWITTER
<Animator> PLEASE FRIEND US AT FACEBOOK.COM/RAPTUREPARTY
<Animator> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY
<Aidiera> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Aidiera> THE RAPTURE HAS BEEN POSTPONED INDEFINITELY DUE TO LACK OF FUNDING
<Animator> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Aidiera> SEND MONETARY DONATIONS TO letsmakethisrapturehappen.org
<Aidiera> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY
<Animator> DUE TO THE BAD ECONOMIC DOWNTURN DUE TO YOUR RETARDED WAYS WITH MONEY
<Animator> RAPTURE WILL NOT BE HAPPENING
<Animator> YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL
<Animator> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY
<Aidiera> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Aidiera> JESUS CHRIST HAS COME BACK TO EARTH IN THE FORM OF BARACK OBAMA
<Aidiera> BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
<Aidiera> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY
<Zilla> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Zilla> WE'VE HAD OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE UP HERE THIS WHOLE TIME
<Zilla> YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED FOR IT
<Animator> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Zilla> TRUMP REALLY SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT
<Zilla> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY.
<Animator> HELL HAS LOST ITS FUNDING
<BFG10K> o_o
<Animator> EVERYONE IS NOW STUCK IN LIMBO
<Animator> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY
<Zilla> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Zilla> I JUST REMEMBERED THAT YOU'VE GOT BIEBER AND REBBECCA BLACK DOWN THERE
<Zilla> SO THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING AS HELL ANYWAYS
<Zilla> IT'S ALL GOOD
<Zilla> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY
<Aidiera> ATTENTION LOWLY HUMANS
<Aidiera> IT TURNS OUT THAT I HAD A HIDDEN SOME MONEY IN MY WEED JAR
<Aidiera> THE RAPTURE IS BACK ON
<Aidiera> PREPARE YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY
<Tanner> Aaaaaaand, we're done.