It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #2040 4.58/5 Yanni 2010-09-11 |
<Reggie> Also, Donfuy, have you been playing OTTD? <Reggie> That is, have you been repaying our debt or building things or something? <Donfuy> No. I've been playing Mow the Motherfucking Lawn <superno> I like that game. <superno> I prefer the expansion, though: "Fuck You Dad Do It Yourself You Old Cunt" |
| #1655 4.52/5 Yanni 2010-01-04 |
<incluye> I'm asking #wordpress why loading admin-ajax.php?action=post_returner returns "-1" <incluye> It should be returning a list of posts based on an AJAX request. <Donfuy> AJAX works on Windows. <incluye> What is that supposed to mean? <incluye> "ajax works on windows"? <Donfuy> http://www.colgate.com.br/Colgate/BR/HC/Products/HouseholdCleaners/PDPContent/AjaxLimpaVidros/ajax_vidros.jpg <Vyacheslav> Wahahahaha |
| #2208 4.52/5 Yanni 2011-01-11 |
<OutrightOJ> Hey, what name does Maestro go by on here? <scythe> OutrightOJ: All of them. |
| #1842 4.48/5 Yanni 2010-05-22 |
<Yahoozy> That's right, Tanner. <Yahoozy> I love it when you get all Penn Jillette. <Yahoozy> It gets me all hot. <Leaff> Tanner, seen this yet? http://cockrockdisco.com/CRD2/albumpages/Crockp3-026.html <Tanner> Dude, I'm set to away. <Tanner> But no, is it good? <Leaff> I haven't listened yet. <Leaff> I didn't notice you were away, my bad. <Yahoozy> Wait, wait. <Yahoozy> You come back for Leaff's /bullshit/, but you won't move a finger when I compare you to /Penn Jillette/? <Yahoozy> Fuck you, Tanner Rogalsky! Fuck you and your brother! <Yahoozy> (I'm sorry, Walker.) <Walker> i deserved it |
| #1924 4.47/5 Yanni 2010-07-13 |
<incluye> Dyson floor fans are fucking $450 <incluye> who buys that shit <remaniac> Dyson fans, of course. |
| #1751 4.42/5 Yanni 2010-03-08 |
<Dylan> Animating blue people for 10 years: $237 Million. Gross Revenue: $2,558,789,342. Getting snubbed by your ex-wife's low budget movie on Oscar night: Priceless. |
| #1985 4.38/5 Yanni 2010-08-11 |
<Yahoozy> sforzando, remember the black guy on the Jetsons? <sforzando> Nope. <sforzando> tshhhh <Yahoozy> Me neither. Isn't the future wonderful? <sforzando> They're still there, I think. <sforzando> They've just been shot with shrink rays and put to work in all the futuristic technology. <Yahoozy> I'm not sure. I think they just successfully achieved segregation by placing white people six miles above all the other races. |
| #1203 4.37/5 Yanni 2009-04-12 |
* ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's like if you slowly replace every part of a quote with COCKS, one bit at a time. In the end, is it still the same quote? No, it's COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's like if you slowly replace every part of a quote with COCKS, one bit at a time. In the end, is it still the same COCKS? No, it's COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's like if you COCKS replace every part of a quote with COCKS, one bit at a time. In the end, is it still the same COCKS? No, it's COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's like if you COCKS replace every part of a quote with COCKS, one bit at a time. In the COCKS, is it still the same COCKS? No, it's COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's like if you COCKS replace every part of a quote with COCKS, one COCKS at a time. In the COCKS, is it still the same COCKS? No, it's COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's like if you COCKS replace every part of a quote with COCKS, one COCKS at a time. In the COCKS, is it still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS replace every part of a quote with COCKS, one COCKS at a time. In the COCKS, is it still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS replace every COCKS of a quote with COCKS, one COCKS at a time. In the COCKS, is it still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS replace every COCKS of a quote with COCKS, one COCKS at a time. In the COCKS, is COCKS still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS replace every COCKS of a COCKS with COCKS, one COCKS at a time. In the COCKS, is COCKS still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS COCKS every COCKS of a COCKS with COCKS, one COCKS at a time. In the COCKS, is COCKS still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS COCKS every COCKS of a COCKS with COCKS, one COCKS at a COCKS. In the COCKS, is COCKS still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of a COCKS with COCKS, one COCKS at a COCKS. In the COCKS, is COCKS still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of a COCKS with COCKS, COCKS COCKS at a COCKS. In the COCKS, is COCKS still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of a COCKS with COCKS, COCKS COCKS at COCKS COCKS. In the COCKS, is COCKS still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of a COCKS with COCKS, COCKS COCKS at COCKS COCKS. COCKS the COCKS, is COCKS still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of a COCKS with COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. COCKS the COCKS, is COCKS still the same COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * KinGAleX has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if you COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of a COCKS with COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. COCKS the COCKS, is COCKS COCKS the COCKS COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of a COCKS with COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. COCKS the COCKS, is COCKS COCKS the COCKS COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of a COCKS COCKS COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. COCKS the COCKS, is COCKS COCKS the COCKS COCKS? COCKS, it's COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS if COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of a COCKS COCKS COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. COCKS the COCKS, is COCKS COCKS the COCKS COCKS? COCKS, COCKS COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of a COCKS COCKS COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. COCKS the COCKS, is COCKS COCKS the COCKS COCKS? COCKS, COCKS COCKS." ~LV * KinGAleX has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. COCKS the COCKS, is COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS? COCKS, COCKS COCKS." ~LV * Yanni has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS of COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. COCKS the COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS? COCKS, COCKS COCKS." ~LV * KinGAleX has changed the topic to: http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.therealn.com/calcy/n_stats.html | "It's COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. COCKS COCKS COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS? COCKS, COCKS COCKS." ~LV * ortsz has changed the topic to: http://www.ratemycock.com/ |
| #1953 4.35/5 Yanni 2010-07-31 |
In online scrabble: GamingWolf: HAH YOU DON'T GET NO BAD RACK SWAP ortsz: I wish I had that option with my girlfriend :( |
| #1891 4.30/5 Yanni 2010-06-26 |
* Brttrx is now known as I_AM_A_BONG <Yahoozy> Someone's high. <Yahoozy> BUT WHO????????????????????????????????? <I_AM_A_BONG> OMG MYSTERY <Life247> I've always wanted to see a map from you when you were on drugs. <Yahoozy> Here, I've got one. <Yahoozy> http://www.nmaps.net/browse?q=author%3Abrttrx |
| #1597 4.29/5 Yanni 2009-11-10 |
<Techno> Everyone here should join a random channel <Techno> and invite kkstrong to it <Techno> He'll always come in! <remaniac> ahaha ... * [kkstrong] #4-inches-and-below-unite #its-the-BESTiality #Japan_Tentacle_Rape #secretly-female #child-molesters-inc. #i-am-a-raging-homosexual #dicks #n-mapping &#nreality ~#n-highscores #n |
| #683 4.23/5 Yanni 2008-06-04 |
<Yanni> Dave, you just don't sleep, do you. <blue_tetris> Yanni: Stephen Hawking never sleeps, either. <Yanni> Well at least you have one thing in common, then. <blue_tetris> Hahaha. <blue_tetris> That, and our love of black holes. <blue_tetris> HEY NOW. <blue_tetris> HEY NOW. |
| #776 4.18/5 Yanni 2008-08-14 |
<LittleViking> Is there any demand for irc.therealn.com? <LittleViking> ..Or can I just consider it a Broken Pipe dream? |
| #1979 4.15/5 Yanni 2010-08-08 |
* Elletea (~rooms@c-b21f3d05-74736162.cust.telenor.se) has joined ##French <Elletea> Bonjour! Where are you guys come from? <sforzando> ta /mère/ * Elletea has quit (Client Quit) |
| #1666 4.00/5 Yanni 2010-01-13 |
<Yahoozy> I've been balancing this large, black, flat disc on my head for three days now. <Yahoozy> I think it's a record. |
| #1716 4.00/5 Yanni 2010-02-08 |
<squibbles> Yanni! You go to the same school as the white supremacist from my novel! <squibbles> :D <Yanni> Cool! <squibbles> I totally researched the campus for writing it <squibbles> If through the internet counts, I've /been/ there <squibbles> I've /seen/ where you study <squibbles> :o <Yanni> When I first realised I was going to Columbia I played my PS2 Spiderman game to familiarise myself with the campus. <gloomp> Hahahah. * Arctic_Pony (a182a413@scave-A750E6E2.mibbit.com) has joined #n <Yanni> No way. <Yanni> Arctic_Pony is connecting from Columbia in Missouri. <Yanni> What the fuck is up with you, dude. |
| #1982 4.00/5 Yanni 2010-08-10 |
<Tunc> And should add that it's ridicilously hot here. <GamingWolf> Try living on the 3rd floor with no AC! <spoon> Third floor /and/ no AC? That sucks. <Blur4Life247> Is that in your dorm? <GamingWolf> Dorm? Hahahaha ;_; <GamingWolf> That is not tears... that is sweat. |
| #1646 3.93/5 Yanni 2009-12-23 |
* Gsus (socrfreek2@scave-648DD40A.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n [...] <ortsz_of_nazareth> Gsus, our chord and saviour. |
| #1163 3.91/5 Yanni 2009-03-20 |
<Yanni> Yo southpaw. <Yanni> SOUTHPAW. * southpaw has quit (Ping timeout) <Yanni> Oh fuck returning the favour much? |
| #1977 3.90/5 Yanni 2010-08-08 |
freenode / ##French --- <junis> sforzando: i'm bulgarian <junis> pichku ti yebem srbsku mountainet / #n --- <snorange> [19:41:05] <junis> pichku ti yebem srbsku <snorange> This guy is going down. <Yanni> Yeah. You don't talk about Pikachu that way. <sforzando> what is that freenode / ##French --- <sforzando> sqrtle ti yebem ultra srbsku |
| #173 3.86/5 Yanni 2007-05-04 |
<Evil_Bob> Ka-Busy, did you see my scaned images ? <Evil_Bob> meh. <Evil_Bob> must be busy <Yanni> That's one hell of a conclusion you got to there. |
| #865 3.85/5 Yanni 2008-10-01 |
<Snuggletummy> Like I said. I habit of doing that. <Snuggletummy> I hae a habit* <Snuggletummy> HAVE* <Snuggletummy> WORK YOU FUCKING $70 KEYBOARD! <Snuggletummy> FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! GRAAAGH! <Snuggletummy> Anyone want some tea? |
| #1863 3.83/5 Yanni 2010-06-13 |
* RoZeR (Rozer@scave-A0CD8FE2.range86-139.btcentralplus.com) has joined #n <RoZeR> so who won? <CopaDelMundizzy> Germany <WORLDCUPschal> STILL GOING <WORLDCUPschal> AUSTRALIA CAN GET BACK IN IT <RoZeR> how long left? <WorldCupikaze> about 2 mins <WORLDCUPschal> one minute pus stoppage <CopaDelMundizzy> That sounds like a good product <CopaDelMundizzy> "One Minute Pus-Stoppage" |
| #1978 3.67/5 Yanni 2010-08-08 |
mountainet / #n --- <Yanni> i am exhausting my knowledge of gcse french quite rapidly freenode / ##French --- <sforzando> je suis napoleon mountainet / #n --- <sforzando> Speaking of exhausting one's knowledge of French. <sforzando> That's mine. |
| #1458 3.50/5 Yanni 2009-08-13 |
<ortsz> Someone, submit a quote. <Communist> Oh man. <ortsz> I WILL IT GO GO GO <Communist> If only someone said something funny. <ortsz> That's never stopped people before. |
| #1613 3.50/5 Yanni 2009-11-24 |
<Inspired> Anyone live in Brisbane? <gloomp> Nope. It's a ghost town. |
| #299 3.45/5 Yanni 2007-08-13 |
<Borealis> I have $300 in my pocket. <Borealis> ^-^ <AF> I have a penis in my pants. <AF> ^-^ <Yanni> I have a penis in my pocket. <Yanni> Beat that. <smort> I have... 2 penises. One in my pants and one in my pocket. <Yanni> OH REALLY? I HAVE THREE PENISES. ONE IN MY PANTS, ONE IN MY POCKET, AND ONE IN MY MOUTH. <AF> Ahahahahahahahaha <smort> hahahahaha. |
| #1618 3.43/5 Yanni 2009-12-01 |
<Techno> Graze is so mellow Skyline <Skyline> It's like Animal Collective the Musical! <Techno> I would want to see Animal Collective on Ice. <Skyline> Haha. <Techno> Oh, you said musical <Techno> I don't know why I saw Ice |
| #1577 3.40/5 Yanni 2009-10-23 |
[13:20:09] * Now talking on #dronies [13:20:09] * Topic for #dronies is: Discussion for the 2009 Dronies Awards. | http://dronies.therealn.com/ [13:20:09] * Topic for #dronies set by Kablizzy at Wed Oct 21 22:52:14 2009 [13:20:09] * ChanServ sets mode +a #dronies Yanni [13:20:09] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Yanni [13:40:56] <Yanni> Looking awesome. [13:40:58] <sidke> Hey Yanni, it's up. [13:40:59] <sidke> Ahaha [13:41:06] <Yanni> Wahahahahaha! |
| #1502 3.33/5 Yanni 2009-09-01 |
<AF> Anyone here read Frankenstein before? <Jig> Mary Shelley's Frankenstein is an excellent piece of literature that is not more entertaining than TF2. <SlappyMcGee> Jig, he chose fucking Frankenstein over Slaughterhouse Five. <SlappyMcGee> Reprimand him appropriately. <Jig> WHAT? How could anyone choose anything over Slaughterhouse Five? That's my second favorite -- Oh. Well, damn. |
| #1944 3.33/5 Yanni 2010-07-25 |
<Quote> I took a chinese class in middle school. <Quote> The teacher was the worst. <Vyacheslav> why <doctor_triplesec> BECAUSE HE WAS CHINESE <doctor_triplesec> AHAHAHAHA <doctor_triplesec> FUCKIN CHINKS * doctor_triplesec removes channel operator status from doctor_triplesec * doctor_triplesec sets ban on *!*digglepnk@*.ip.adam.com.au * doctor_triplesec has kicked doctor_triplesec from #n (doctor_triplesec) |
| #516 3.17/5 Yanni 2008-02-12 |
<kkstrong> WOAHMYSPACEBARISBROKEN! <lord_day> What have you been smoking? <kkstrong> ANDCAPSISONPERMANENT! <kkstrong> ANDICAN'TSTOPIT <kkstrong> NOOOOOO,PRESSING_THE_BOTTUONS_AREN'T_WORKING <kkstrong> LORD_DAY_HELP_ME_FIX_MY_KEYBOARD * darn_hippie slaps kkstrong around a bit with a large trout <kkstrong> 0-O <darn_hippie> i slap you foo <kkstrong> DARN_HIPPIE_I_HATE_YOU_NOW <kkstrong> ALOT! <kamikaze> KKSTRONG!LETTING_GO_OF_SHIFT_~USUALLY_HELPS <darn_hippie> ;_; <kamikaze> :P <kkstrong> KAMIKAZE,ONLY_IF_I_HOLD_SHIFT_DO_i_GET_NON_CAPS <kkstrong> likethis <kkstrong> HEYGUYS_NEW_GAME! <kamikaze> Aha! If caps is stuck you would get - instead of _ <kkstrong> ITS_CALLED_MAKE_UP_AN_ACRONYM <kkstrong> icanholdshiftdummy <kkstrong> TOGET_INSTEADOF- <kkstrong> FIRST_ACROYNM: DIHABCTT <kkstrong> OOPS,GOTTA,GO! <kkstrong> CYA! * kkstrong has quit (Quit: WOOTWOOTWOOTWOOTWOOTWOOTWOOTWOOTWOOTWOOTWOOT) <Yanni> Lying sonuva! <Yanni> How could he type /quit blahblah with no spacebar?! |
| #197 3.00/5 Yanni 2007-05-20 |
<LF> [16:28:23] [Sockmonkey VERSION reply]: Chatzilla 0.9.75.1 <<< FAIL <Chasethebase> no <LF> yes <Sockmonkey> Why fail, LF ? <LF> chatzilla is fail <Sockmonkey> Fine then. <Chasethebase> No it isn't * Sockmonkey has quit (Quit: Coming on mIRC) <Yanni> Quick, how do you close a tab on mIRC? <SlappyMcGee> Right Click. <SlappyMcGee> The tab. <SlappyMcGee> And click close. <LF> ctrl+f4 <SlappyMcGee> Also, CTRL+f4. <SlappyMcGee> That actually works. * Sockmonkey (Kayaking_i@private-7E0827F8.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) has joined #n * KinGAleX gives voice to Sockmonkey <Sockmonkey> Happy now, LF <LF> yes <Yanni> Weird thing about mIRC is the game that comes up when you press CTRL+F4. * Sockmonkey (Kayaking_i@private-7E0827F8.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) has left #n <Chasethebase> xD |
| #2031 2.36/5 Yanni 2010-09-07 |
<Tunc> I made an awesome tweet yesterday. I don't know why it didn't got retweeted. <Tunc> "@jesus DUDE DUDE MOAR COMMANDMENTS" <Tunc> The tweet was, I thought it was funny. :< |
| #223 2.20/5 Yanni 2007-06-16 |
[01:17:46] <skyline> isn't LV old? [01:17:49] <Linus> LV is so not old. [01:17:57] <Templex> He's like 20 or something. [01:17:57] <TS> He's like... 20 or something. [01:17:59] <Templex> Same age as my bro. [01:18:00] <Yanni> o_O [01:18:00] <Templex> WTF [01:18:02] <Templex> JINX |
| #2600 2.18/5 Yanni 2012-07-07 |
<otters> somebody fucking quote me |