It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #2400 4.62/5 Yahoozy 2011-08-07 |
blue_tetris: When does your family leave, already. Yahoozy: You need me. Yahoozy: Don't you. blue_tetris: I do. blue_tetris: I mean... ahem.... When you're done playing Candy Land with your famiwy, Lil Mason, you give me a holler, huh? Yahoozy: Okay. :> Yahoozy: :> blue_tetris briefly shows another telling expression as he glance back at Mason's loving family, before heading out into the cold Christmas Eve. Yahoozy: Wait, Dave! You forgot your gift. Yahoozy: It's Travel-sized Scrabble. We didn't really know what to get you... blue_tetris: I... no, you really shouldn't have. blue_tetris: I'm not even part of the family. I... don't even have a family... Yahoozy: You have a family Dave. You're a mythomanic. Yahoozy: Please leave before Aunt Shelly notices you're still here because you told her you were a serial rapist. blue_tetris bundles his four coats close to his body, and stares blankly, ignoring any facts about himself. blue_tetris: Have you any warm cider before I go? Yahoozy: You have cider in your hand. Right now. You drank almost the entire bowl. blue_tetris: I guess Christmas is something -inside- all along. blue_tetris: You can't just buy it from the shelves... it's... right here... right now. With my new family. blue_tetris embraces your relatives, then throws up under the back of the tree where no one will see it. blue_tetris: It's not a Christmas tree, mind you. It's just out on the lawn. It's not even Christmas. Yahoozy: It's not even a lawn. We're at a hockey game right now. Yahoozy: But you did bring an entire pitcher of apple cider with you. blue_tetris: I vomited behind the goalie, where everyone could see it. |
| #2194 4.56/5 Yahoozy 2010-12-30 |
<LittleViking> You can get like 10 pans for $45 at Walmart. <uber_haxor> That's a lot of pans! <uber_haxor> What would you do with all those pans? <halifax> 10 bacons <halifax> at same time <uber_haxor> oh god <uber_haxor> halifax. start the car WE ARE GOING TO WALMART and then we are making bacon  halifax commences the automobile.  halifax narrows eyes. <halifax> /Get in/.  uber_haxor hops in the vehicle in a suitably swashbuckling manner <uber_haxor> rev dat shi  halifax reverses the car out of the driveway, jumps it over a pit of lava and J-turns onto the long highway to Walmart. <uber_haxor> Walmart had better be prepared: this is about to get SERIOUS  uber_haxor grabs a shopping cart <uber_haxor> Lets roll.  halifax does the thing where you hold on to the cart and let it roll. <halifax> jump onto* <uber_haxor> Wheeeeeeeee- I mean, er, uh THIS SHIT IS CRAZY  halifax grabs 10 pans from the pan shelf in one smooth, liquid movement.  halifax eyes the pans as they tumble gracelessly into the depths of the cart.  uber_haxor nods in approval  uber_haxor makes a way radical turn into the BACON AND BACON ASSOCIATED PRODUCTS section  halifax waits patiently at checkout. <uber_haxor> After a slight delay...  uber_haxor pays  uber_haxor puts on sunglasses <halifax> Thanks. I'm broke. <uber_haxor> Oh, sure dude. No problem. <uber_haxor> LET'S GET COOKING  halifax rides the trolley to the car. The trunk opens during the approach and the contents of the cart spill into the car.  uber_haxor slams the trunk shut and swan dives into the front seat  halifax ditches the cart and clings to the rear bumper; no time to get in. <halifax> /Get us out of here./ <halifax> Sirens are heard in the distance. <uber_haxor> Not a problem. <halifax> A police car blocks the carpark exit.  halifax draws his gun and fires thrice at the offending vehicle. <uber_haxor> I think we'll go with A CONVENIENTLY PLACED RAMP over the fringe edges of the lot <halifax> Two shots pierce the windscreen, and a gurgle is heard.  uber_haxor guns the engine  halifax hangs on tight with one hand.  uber_haxor jumps the fence (yes there are fences at walmart parking lots okay)  halifax narrowly avoids being scraped by the fence's jagged edge as the car sweeps over! <uber_haxor> Sorry, man. You know how it gets.  halifax spies a police helicopter above us.  halifax narrows eyes. <uber_haxor> /You remember the rockets?/  halifax signals for uber_haxor to open the boot.  uber_haxor gingerly pops the trunk with his toe  halifax rummages through the bacon and pans and withdraws a sleek, Soviet-style RPG.  halifax carefully makes his way around the side of the car, closing the trunk as he does so, and piles into the rear seat window. <uber_haxor> /Careful with that bacon. It's all we've got now/  halifax takes aim. <halifax> FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM <halifax> /Pedal to the metal, ubey. That thing's collapsing right on our tail./  halifax gives one more phrase of encouragement: <halifax> /It may damage the bacon./  uber_haxor speeds faster than he ever has in his life  halifax watches through the rear window as the destroyed bulk of the helicopter smashes into the asphalt, inches behind the car.  halifax ducks as a shard of helicopter blade punches through the rear windscreen. <halifax> /We're almost home./  Yahoozy pops up from behind the seat, and makes a loud gulping sound. <uber_haxor> /We've made it through the worst./ <Yahoozy> The hell was that, guys? <Yahoozy> By the way, I ate all the bacon. <uber_haxor> Dude. Hooz. You're just in tim- <halifax> /You /mother/ /fucker//. <uber_haxor> /.../  halifax draws his RPG. <Yahoozy> I, wait. No I didn't.  halifax holsters his RPG.  Yahoozy grabs a single piece of bacon and puts it into his mouth. <Yahoozy> Alright. That's all the bacon.  halifax draws his RPG. <Yahoozy> Is that an RPG? <halifax> /I'll kill us all, kid. Is that what you want?/ <halifax> /Is that what you've come here for?/ <uber_haxor> /So help me, Yahoozy. I'll make sure you give us every last piece of bacon in your household./ <Yahoozy> Uh, no? I came into the baconmobile to eat some goddamn bacon. <Yahoozy> You guys are crazy. <halifax> /Stop the car. Let's gut this pretender./  uber_haxor screeches on the brakes <halifax> /Right here. This wooded area./ <uber_haxor> /Got it./  uber_haxor pulls over  Yahoozy opens the sunroof, pulls a large umbrella from behind his back, opens the umbrella and floats away.  halifax produces a ten-inch blade from somewhere in the back seat. <uber_haxor> /SHIT. I hate when he does that/  halifax slices the umbrella's fabric, rendering it fly-useless. <Yahoozy> It's a good thing I was able to craft these wings out of fresh bacon. <halifax> /IF WE CUT HIM OPEN WE CAN RETREIVE THE PARTIALLY-DIGESTED BACON/ <uber_haxor> /Dude, wait. Wait./ <halifax> /YEEEEEEEES/ <halifax> /SLICE OUT HIS INTESTINES/ <uber_haxor> /This ain't right./  Yahoozy begins flapping.  halifax DRAWS HIS RPG ONCE MORE.  halifax TAKES AIM. <uber_haxor> /DON'T SHOOT/  halifax TIGHTENS FINGER ON TRIGGER. <uber_haxor> /It won't bring back the bacon. Just let it go, mang./ <halifax> /NO/ <halifax> /THIS IS NOW MY DUTY/ <halifax> /FORGIVE ME FATHER/  halifax PULLS TRIGGER. <Yahoozy> Whataya gonna do, man? Shoot me? Face it. Your done. Your goose is cooked. /But your bacon ain't./ <Yahoozy> Ahahaha! Ahaha! Ah-huh? <halifax> /THE ROCKET SLAMS INTO YAHOOZY'S BODY/ <Kablizzy> <halifax> /It may damage the bacon./ <Kablizzy> <halifax> /It may damage the bacon./ <Kablizzy> <halifax> /It may damage the bacon./ <halifax> /RENDERING IT A PILE OF USELESS FLESH/ <Kablizzy> <halifax> /It may damage the bacon./ <Kablizzy> <halifax> /It may damage the bacon./ <halifax> /BACON AND YAHOOZY RAINS DOWN ONTO THE GRASS/ <halifax> /ORANGE BEGINS SCOFFING THE WINGS MADE OF BACON, NOW PERFECTLY COOKED BY THE HEAT OF THE ROCKET/ <halifax> /JOIN ME, UBER_HAXOR/ <halifax> /COME TO THE RED SIDE/ <halifax> /ME LOOKS UP, A WILD, ANIMALISTIC LOOK IN HIS EYES. <halifax> /YOU ARE POWERLESS TO RESIST/ <uber_haxor> /No, halifax. No./ <halifax> /I MUST CONSUME IT/ * You are now known as MacrossDreams  MacrossDreams pops up from underneath the driver's seat. <MacrossDreams> The hell was that, guys? <uber_haxor> /You've forgotten what this expedition started as. A waste of 45 dollars, and delicious, delicious, bacon./  halifax BEGINS CONSUMING YAHOOZY FLESH, UNAWARE OF ITS NON-BACONIC NATURE. <MacrossDreams> Oh, by the way, I ate all the uber_haxor. <uber_haxor> OH SHIT GUYS  halifax HAS DESCENDED INTO MADNESS BEYOND ANY HOPE OF RESCUE. <uber_haxor> just kidding. twist - I was the bacon all along! * uber_haxor is now known as bacon <halifax> /WITHIN MINUTES ALL THE FLESH IS GONE/  halifax TURNS, HUNGRY-EYED, ONTO UBER_HAXOR. <Kablizzy> So, what the fuck is this, now? <halifax> /YOUR TIME HAS COME, INTERLOPER/ <halifax> Oh, nothing. <halifax> Just, uh.  bacon sits silently <halifax> Nothing. * bacon is now known as uber_haxor  halifax wipes blood smears off face. <halifax> Nothin', Blizz. <halifax> Uh. <DethChikkin> i think halifax has been corrupted <halifax> Carry on. <uber_haxor> Whoa. Whoa whoa. <Kablizzy> I mean, I'm just wondering, really. <uber_haxor> I think this can all be solved by PARTY AT KABLIZZY'S <halifax> Yeah. Yeah. Uh. <halifax> Really. <halifax> Nothin'. <halifax> Nothin' at all <halifax> Not even trying to hide anything. <Kablizzy> Also, Party at my Place. I have five days off. <uber_haxor> Come, faithful orange! Our bacon related destiny waits for a later day...  halifax rocks up at Blizz's.  halifax frantically wipes Yahoozy blood off his clothes as he traipses up to the front door.  Yahoozy 's essence speaks to halifax through the void. <Yahoozy> Don't you see? I didn't eat the bacon. Nobody ate the bacon. You're the bacon. You are the bacon. <Yahoozy> You... you... <Yahoozy> Swine <Yahoozy> ...'s ass. <halifax> And then halifax was a zombie pigman.  Yahoozy bows.  halifax bows.  scythe applauds  uber_haxor bows |
| #2516 4.53/5 Yahoozy 2012-01-17 |
<Torex> Can someone give me a sentence using "a la carte?" <Yahoozy> I'd like a stuffed potato and a steak a la carte. <Yahoozy> One day I went on a balloon ride and then had a steak a la carte. <Yahoozy> I'd like to lick your butthole and then have a steak a la carte. <Torex> That's not how I'm supposed to use the word. |
| #1660 4.52/5 Yahoozy 2010-01-10 |
<Yahoozy> Just open up Notepad or something. <Tanner> Notepad?!? <Tanner> What is this? <Tanner> 1995? <Tanner> Fuck that. <Tanner> Haha. He says as he grabs a pen and paper instead. <Yahoozy> What is this? <Yahoozy> 1995? <Yahoozy> Fuck that.  Yahoozy grabs a stone tablet and chisel. <Tanner> What is this? <Tanner> The Bronze Age? <Tanner> Fuck that.  Tanner grabs a stick and some sand. <Yahoozy> What is this? <Yahoozy> The Paleolithic Age? <Yahoozy> Fuck that.  Yahoozy explodes and expands from a single, primordial, dense area. |
| #1667 4.50/5 Yahoozy 2010-01-13 |
<Destiny> aww man, I should have picked X-Men origins as one of my source films <Destiny> wolverine is such a badass <Destiny> he practically sets the model citizen superheroes are supposed to be on fire <Yahoozy> ... <Yahoozy> I hate you. <Yahoozy> So much. <Destiny> me? <Torex> Is this for an assignment, or something? <Destiny> yeah <Yahoozy> I KNEW IT <Destiny> my film studies coursework <Yahoozy> I FUCKING KNEW IT <Torex> Hm. <Destiny> what i do? <Yahoozy> DESTINY IS ISAACX <Destiny> what? <Yahoozy> MORE PROOF! <Destiny> no i'm not <squibbles> hahaha <Destiny> i've never even spoken to the guy <Destiny> and i speak to myself all the time, before you use that against me <Destiny> =/ <Destiny> does isaacx do film studies or something? |
| #1838 4.50/5 Yahoozy 2010-05-21 |
<incluye> Holy fuck! <incluye> An artificial organism has been created! <OutrightOJ> Yeah, I know! <OutrightOJ> 'The possibilities are endless...' <incluye> We can make biofuels! <incluye> Biology is great! <ChrisE> OH MY GODS <ChrisE> PACMAN ON GOOGLE <ChrisE> BEST DAY OF MY LIFE |
| #1855 4.49/5 Yahoozy 2010-06-06 |
<sunset> I'm gonna try and find a name that's related to Metallica that isn't taken on runescape. <Yahoozy> That is /the/ /worst/ /thing/ /anyone/ /has/ /ever/ /said/ /here/. |
| #1972 4.48/5 Yahoozy 2010-08-08 |
<Broghan> Ok, dudes, favourite starters? <Broghan> Mine are Sceptile and Empoleon. <cC> I usually lead with my tongue. Sometimes, I just shove the ol' cock in there. <cC> depends on the guy. <^> Kablizzy, ladies and gentlemen. |
| #1933 4.46/5 Yahoozy 2010-07-19 |
<Skyline> JERROD I CAN'T GET OVER HOW DAMN CUTE YOU ARE <jerrod> ? <jerrod> D: <Skyline> I don't know. It's just every time I see the post a picture thread. <Skyline> I wish I was your girlfriend. D: <Skyline> THAT IS CREEPY I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THIS <jerrod> uhh <jerrod> I'm thirsty |
| #1298 4.46/5 Yahoozy 2009-06-16 |
<Skyline> Whenever I watch Scrubs my parents walk in when they're furiously making out and taking off each other's clothes. <Skyline> I mean, my parents don't do that. <Skyline> The people on Scrubs do. <Skyline> :/ |
| #1983 4.46/5 Yahoozy 2010-08-10 |
<incluye> Hmm. <incluye> My brother broke my drumset. <incluye> I guess this is some kind of sign. <GamingWolf> I guess you would call it a concussion set. <incluye> Not really. <GamingWolf> I'd do a rimshot but your brother broke the drums. <incluye> okay just stop talking |
| #634 4.44/5 Yahoozy 2008-05-04 |
<Yahoozy> <Sept|Away> Yahoozy, what if you boned her when she was like 9 months pregnant, so that you could have the fetus give you a blowjob? <wedgie> O_o <Yanni> O_O <Sept|Away> It was a /joooooooke/! <blue_tetris> First off, if you can fit your penis through the cervical cap, you're fucking tiny. <blue_tetris> Unless she's already dilated to deliver the child. <blue_tetris> Which gives you a very short window of opportunity. <Yanni> "Opportunity"!? <Yahoozy> Hahahahaha. <jtbandes> BAHAHAHHA "OPPORTUNITY" <Yahoozy> "NOW'S MY CHANCE" |
| #2662 4.44/5 Yahoozy 2012-11-13 |
<Yahoozy> Okay, so she opens a can of Spaghetti-Os, then pisses, and it happens to look like piss and Spaghetti-Os, but it's probably just piss. <oughts> It doesn't look like piss and it can't be piss and Spaghetti-Os because that's not how the urethra works. <Yahoozy> Dude, there's Spaghetti-O not just in her vagina, but all over her vulva and hands. That's completely a piddle of piss-Boyardee amalgam trickling to the floor. <oughts> It can't be all over her vulva. <oughts> It's on her hands, presumably. <oughts> She cuts an opening into her jeans and fingers something. <Yahoozy> ... <oughts> There's little opportunity for spaghetti transfer. <Yahoozy> If these Boyardee hands are going into vagina, it's inevitably going to get onto vulva. <Yahoozy> Look how hard she's working this shit. <oughts> I closed the thing, but I'm pretty sure it's just two fingers. <Yahoozy> Yeah, two fingers doing a full excavation. <xwdOnCampus> I came into this channel at the wrong time. |
| #1678 4.43/5 Yahoozy 2010-01-18 |
<bok_choy> The Middle East is so called because, before World War I, the Balkans were considered the Near East. <bok_choy> Archduke Franz Joseph Otto Robert Maria Anton Karl Max Heinrich Sixtus Xavier Felix Renatus Ludwig Gaetan Pius Ignatius of Austria. <Yahoozy> This is the part of day where maestro has become so satiated with Wikipedia knowledge that he can't articulate conversation, and can only inject ambiguous ideas from the website, mostly in small bursts. <bok_choy> I pity the fool who doesn't enjoy my random tidbits of infMr. T is an American actor known for his roles as B. A. Baracus mohawk hairstyle, large amounts of gold jewelry |
| #1780 4.41/5 Yahoozy 2010-04-03 |
<Starset> orange <Orange> What? <Starset> i dont have that <Orange> Because you aren't in Australia. <Starset> i dont have australia <Orange> We change clocks an hour back at 2am on the first Sunday in Apri-- <Orange> ... What? <Yahoozy> ... <Starset> i dont have australia <guy_zap> Did you check down the back of the sofa? <Starset> yes |
| #254 4.39/5 Yahoozy 2007-07-18 |
<LittleViking> Hermoine gets pregnant. <LittleViking> Harry turns into a dragon at the climax. <LittleViking> Climax of the book, not... not relating to Hermoine... <LittleViking> o_o |
| #2515 4.38/5 Yahoozy 2012-01-17 |
<Yahoozy> i wish i had a bidet <Yahoozy> my butthole is not in optimum condition <halifax> just do a handstand in the shower |
| #1664 4.38/5 Yahoozy 2010-01-13 |
<Orange> This is not feeding trolls. <isaacx> understand what? <Orange> This is trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls. <Donfuy> Ha. <Orange> Understand what, isaacx? <isaacx> i dont get it <isaacx> me? <Orange> No, you. <Orange> isaac? <Orange> That's you, right? <Orange> What don't you undersrand? <isaacx> me? <Orange> Or, 'get', as your colloquial terminology may be. <Orange> Yes, you. <Yahoozy> me? <Orange> No. <Orange> isaacx. <Yahoozy> i don't get it <isaacx> understand what? <squibbles> Isaac, nobody understands you. :/ <Donfuy> <isaacx> i dont get it <Yanni> ~mee?!~ <Yahoozy> what? <Donfuy> this quote is so awesome. <Orange> what? <Yahoozy> me? <Orange> isaacx, what don't you get? <Yahoozy> ? <isaacx> i dont get it? <Orange> What aren't you understanding? <Yahoozy> me? <Donfuy> gays don't exist in the bible? <Orange> isaacx <squibbles> this is cruel <Yahoozy> i don't get it <Orange> i dont get it <isaacx> wha? <squibbles> it's like watching someone slaughter a puppy <Orange> isaacx, understand what? <Orange> i dont get it <isaacx> what puppy?\ <Yahoozy> let me get my bible <Orange> you dont understand the puppy? <isaacx> you have one too? <Orange> wait do you get the puppy? <Yahoozy> me? <Orange> i have one? <Yahoozy> i dont get it <Orange> me? <Orange> understand what? <isaacx> whats happening? <Orange> i dont get it <isaacx> is anyone here? <Yahoozy> me? <isaacx> are you alive? <Orange> I'm here, isaacx. I am a bastion of sanity in the darkness of the IRC we live in. Ask me anything. <Yahoozy> whats happening? <isaacx> bastion? <isaacx> sanity? <Orange> i dont get it <isaacx> what does that mean? <Orange> what does bastion mean? <isaacx> id ont get it? <Orange> me? <Yahoozy> wha? <isaacx> who are you? <Orange> me? <Yahoozy> are you alive? <isaacx> you? <Orange> whats happening? <Orange> understand what? <isaacx> huh? <Yahoozy> i don't get it <Orange> what puppy?\ <isaacx> me neither? <Orange> isaacx, you're a big fat bastion. <isaacx> puppy where?\ <Orange> I mean that in no harsh sense. <isaacx> me? |
| #1741 4.38/5 Yahoozy 2010-02-22 |
<Tanner> Yanni, want a maginally improved last.fm script for xchat? <saucefraud> is that even a word? <ganteka> marginally, I think o.O <LittleViking> Or vaginally. <LittleViking> Or magically. <Yahoozy> I call dibs on the vaginally improved script. <saucefraud> ye that sounds pretty tight <saucefraud> ehe.... <Yahoozy> Eh, I don't know. Lots of people are using this script. |
| #651 4.34/5 Yahoozy 2008-05-18 |
<blue_tetris> I keep waiting for Blizz to return on a chariot made of GamingWolves and KinGAleXes and Sweep us back at maximo velocity into the MacrossDreams of a bygone era. |
| #1814 4.33/5 Yahoozy 2010-04-28 |
<Skyline> That's gay, Tanner. <Tanner> Hahaha. Well, if it isn't the pot calling the buttplug a faggot. <Skyline> o_o |
| #2046 4.33/5 Yahoozy 2010-09-17 |
Yahoozy: You have to go to sleep soon for work? blue_tetris: I drakn instead Yahoozy: Good. Yahoozy: Yanni can Worms. blue_tetris: Don't be the mother of me blue_tetris: Nooooo. blue_tetris: I reeeeeeally gotta sleep now. blue_tetris: I have to be up in 5 hours. Yahoozy: Fine. Yahoozy: Go to sleep. Yahoozy: Don't let the bed bugs bite. Yahoozy: Be sure to brush your teeth first. blue_tetris: Alcohol is the same as toothpaste. blue_tetris: Likew, I never brush anything. Yahoozy: <Yanni> Man, I am also drakn. And I am wormsing. <Yanni> So tell Dave he can go something something. Yahoozy: Go something something, you drunken hobo. blue_tetris: Something something, in this instance, is "work diligently and make money to live myself" Yahoozy: Don't spout off about your "job." It's a lie. Yahoozy: Nope. It's a lie. blue_tetris: And my roommate? Yahoozy: A lie. blue_tetris: And the drunk chick that I drink with who has sexual tensions with me in the stock room? blue_tetris: A -truth-. Yahoozy: The only truth is the Matrix. Yahoozy: And ~TIME CUBE~. blue_tetris: How do you feel about dildonics. Yahoozy: Also a truth. Maybe the truthiest. blue_tetris: Women look like bunny rabbits when they stick their butts up in the air and you see their labia from behind. blue_tetris: It's, like, -cute-. In a very visceral and youthful way. Yahoozy: I don't know that cute is the right word to use when we're talking about something that ultimately inhibits prolactin and sexual gratification. Yahoozy: Maybe if you're Gary Glitter. Yahoozy: But certainly visceral. blue_tetris: Inhibits? blue_tetris: Like, the vagina is a cute animaly-looking thing, when it's squeezed altogether like that. And it's very sexual, and you wanna make damage to it. blue_tetris: With the penis. Yahoozy: Well, the dopamine spike from an orgasm inhibits prolactin for sexual gratification. Yahoozy: And my point sexactly. Yahoozy: FREEEEUUUUUUD blue_tetris: Hm. Yahoozy: I don't know if that was just a typo. blue_tetris: Sexecuted expertly. Yahoozy: Nice. blue_tetris: "Sexecution" is the name of my snuff film. Yahoozy: Please. You were filming yourself for an amateur porn website and Blizz happened to walk in, sleep walking with his pistol. blue_tetris: It was clearly a sexccident. blue_tetris: But it happened anyway. blue_tetris: My drynkwit is a megalegend blue_tetris: o _> o Yahoozy: Drynkwit Megalegend is the name of a minor character in my amateur porn film. |
| #2477 4.33/5 Yahoozy 2011-12-07 |
<Reindiera> If I were to have my kidneys removed, wouldn't that mean I'd be more susceptible to alcohol? <hollyfax> It means you're more susceptible to death, because you can't live without kidneys. |
| #406 4.32/5 Yahoozy 2007-12-15 |
<TS> :::: BEGIN DISCUSSIONS! <TS> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: <AF> WOOO <AF> WE WIN <AF> MAFIA WIN <AJ> ... <AF> PWNTLOL <AF> I... TS? <AF> Don't I... win? <Yahoozy> ... Lynch AF. <AF> ... <AJ> ...yup. <AF> I don't understand... <TS> :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: <AF> CURSES <TS> ::: ARE YOU READY TO VOTE? |
| #1756 4.32/5 Yahoozy 2010-03-12 |
<Sept> Skyline, I'm talking about pancake sandwiches. <Skyline> What are those? <Sept> A sandwich where you use pancakes as the buns. <Skyline> What's in the sandwich? <Sept> Nightmares. |
| #1705 4.28/5 Yahoozy 2010-02-03 |
<Skyline> save me yanni ;-; <Skyline> show me the light ;-; <Yanni> I don't show lights to //faaags// <Skyline> Haha. <Skyline> You are just like Jesus in that sense, Yanni. <Yanni> Hahaha! |
| #521 4.25/5 Yahoozy 2008-02-15 |
<blue_tetris> You're an innovator, just like your old man tetris. * blue_tetris musses Yahoozy's hair. <blue_tetris> You really are the new blue_tetris. <Yahoozy> Hahaha. Thanks, pops. <Yahoozy> Are you going to rape me now? I've been waiting all day. <blue_tetris> And I'm not just saying that because I'm drinking JOOOOHNNY WALLLLLKER REEEEED AND COOOOOOKE. <blue_tetris> TIME TO RAPE MY SON, YAHOOZY. <blue_tetris> COME TO THE RAPEBASEMENT SON <Yahoozy> FUCK THE SOULFILTH FROM MY SUPERDOME, FATHERDOME. <blue_tetris> I WILL LIBERATE YOUR MINDDOOR FROM ITS FEARHINGES AND RACE FORWARD INTO THE LOVECUBE OF OUR WRONGWISHINGS. * blue_tetris liberates Yahoozy's minddoor. <blue_tetris> LET MY PASSIONLEVER GEARSLIP YOUR ANGERFEET INTO MOTION, THAT WE MIGHT SLAY THE TOGETHERSOME FOES OF WARHOUNDCANNONMASTERS AND THEIR DOUBLEGUARDS. <Yahoozy> I feel the darkpleasure gushing into my nightbrain like a rainwhirl windram. <Yahoozy> I feel the cosmicdragon woodpeckering my pulsedemons to a culturehigh of eclipsical perimiterstones. <blue_tetris> Don't hopeforge an againstwall for the futurebirds you see on the spacehorizon. Some aspirationdeaths are surebound for your homechair. |
| #2870 4.25/5 Yahoozy 2014-09-13 |
<Herpesoria> Would you rather only be able to talk about softball scorecards while on a date, or every night your mouth disappeared into a different container in your house and you had to find it the next morning before it turned to stone. <Aidiera> The first because I'm cool with being single. <Aidiera> And what exactly constitutes a "date"? <Herpesoria> Can you please say something that isn't incriminating for once. <Aidiera> Not without thinking. |
| #1704 4.22/5 Yahoozy 2010-02-03 |
<SlappyMcGee> Never name a black man coffey. <SlappyMcGee> My father has that tatooed on the back of his head. <SlappyMcGee> He spent some time in prison for Terrorism, though. :/ |
| #1943 4.18/5 Yahoozy 2010-07-25 |
<incluye> Need to figure out how to trigger a coredump. <Godless> what's that? O_o <incluye> A pun on pooping. <Godless> D: |
| #1247 4.15/5 Yahoozy 2009-05-16 |
<Yahoozy> I have an amazing fetus tileset. <Yahoozy> And I don't know how to use it. <scythe> yahoozy: sounds like its development should be aborted <Yahoozy> Hahahahahahahaha! ;________________________________; <scythe> *dud* *dud* *tsccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* |
| #2158 4.12/5 Yahoozy 2010-12-09 |
<cuckmas> do people who are stoned more hungry than others? |
| #1466 4.11/5 Yahoozy 2009-08-15 |
[15:57:14] * SlappyMcGee has kicked Yahoozy from #n (No faggots.) [15:57:21] * Skyline (Skyline@scave-362EEF56.dsl.wlfrct.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n |
| #1757 4.09/5 Yahoozy 2010-03-13 |
Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: Do you remember how to get NetPlay going? Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: I want to play Zombies Ate My Neighbors. SlappyMcGee: Is that the online component of ZSNES? Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: Yes. SlappyMcGee: Give me twenty seconds. SlappyMcGee: Sadly, I do not. SlappyMcGee: Ask Tanner. SlappyMcGee: We played SF2 together. SlappyMcGee: So whatever version he has works flawlessly. Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: He's not here. SlappyMcGee: Aww. Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: 90% of the time. SlappyMcGee: The other ten percent of the time he's wearing dresses. Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: Which is sad, because 80% of the time when he's away, he's also wearing dresses. SlappyMcGee: My calculations could be wrong, but if we factor in the ten percent of time he spends completely nude, that's only six percent of tanner's life spent dressed as a boy. SlappyMcGee: Amanda Bynes has a higher ratio than that. Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: So does Larry King. SlappyMcGee: Larry King is more forehead than Tanner is men's clothing. |
| #2687 4.09/5 Yahoozy 2012-11-27 |
<Yahoozy> !wiki most prestigious anus <s\\\\\t> !wiki worst nobel prize <Box> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AVN_Award |
| #1619 4.00/5 Yahoozy 2009-12-02 |
 Tanner is listening to Stepping into Tomorrow by Madlib (Shades of Blue).  rennaT (Tanner@scave-62BB705D.home3.cgocable.net) has joined #music <Yahoozy> Cool internet, Tanner. <rennaT> It's the first of the month and the downloads come full force now. <rennaT> The pings are always the first to go. <rennaT> I shed no tears for connections reset, though. Mournings serve me and do not control me. î€ Tanner has quit (Ping timeout) * rennaT is now known as Tanner <Tanner> Who was that fag? "Mournings serve me?" wtf lol |
| #1699 4.00/5 Yahoozy 2010-02-02 |
<Yahoozy> FUCK MY SIG AND AVATAR ARE SO FUCKING SEXY IF THE FONT GEORGIA WAS A WOMAN I'D FUCK HER BRAINS OUT EVEN IF SHE WASN'T A WOMAN BUT WAS ACTUALLY A MAN AND MAYBE EVEN A WOLF MAN. I'M ACTUALLY THINKING TWO PARTS WOLF, THREE PARTS MAN, AND ONE PART DOLPHIN. THAT'S SIX PARTS; BETTER THAN JUST ONE PART MAN IF YOU ASK ME. <gloomp> I agree. <Yanni> In fact, if you printed a size 72 O... * Clovic (Clovic@scave-4D9631C2.client.mchsi.com) has joined #n <bok_choy> I would never fuck a chick named Georgia. <Clovic> Why not <Techno> Maybe if her name was Futura. <Clovic> I know a really hot chick named georgia that i made otu with and took to sushi <Clovic> should have fucked her probably <Clovic> probably would have been good for both of us |
| #1739 4.00/5 Yahoozy 2010-02-19 |
<Skyline> gloomp, Mulholland Drive came in today! :D <gloomp> Cool! <gloomp> I need to see that. <Skyline> It seems similar to Inland Empire in many ways. <gloomp> Yeah. <Skyline> But a lot of people find it to be better? So we'll see. <Skyline> I'm probably going to watch it tomorrow. <gloomp> I get the impression it is more conventionally filmic, though. <Skyline> Oh, hm. <gloomp> Like, it's about characters. <gloomp> And they do things. |
| #1747 4.00/5 Yahoozy 2010-03-01 |
blue_tetris: Okay, get this. Gang war RPG setting. blue_tetris: Only during the gang war, -zombies- rise up from the streets. blue_tetris: Reincarnations of old dead homies. blue_tetris: And then it's a survival horror conflict, in gangland. blue_tetris: Hm? blue_tetris: And the two gangs have to begrudgingly bring arms together against the shambling Apocalyptics. Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: The Apocacrips. blue_tetris: Well, the title of the setting is "West Side Gory". blue_tetris: *taps microphone* Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Eating Brains in the Hood. blue_tetris: Gahahaahah! blue_tetris: Anyway, the auto industry is going under. blue_tetris: And everyone thinks that the American economy is going to die. blue_tetris: When suddenly, an auto-maker from a different land gives his only son. blue_tetris: To save the sins of the American auto manufacturers' mismanagement. blue_tetris: It's called "Jesus Chrystler Super Car". Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: Ahahahahahahahahaha! blue_tetris: Alternate title: "A Streetcar named Des-JESUS CHRIST". Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA blue_tetris: So, Leonard Nimoy plays an out-of-work preacher. blue_tetris: He's having doubts about the existence of the divine and has taken to drinking.. blue_tetris: One night driving, he meets a prostitute on the street. blue_tetris: She offers him sex for money, but he declines and asks her to turn her life around. blue_tetris: He takes her in to his old church to try to get her to do odd jobs around the place. blue_tetris: She quickly becomes a carpenter and domestic artist, giving up her old ways for a life of fulfilling manual labors, so that Leonard Nimoy can re-discover his faith and re-open his ministry. blue_tetris: And the title is "The Spocky Chore-Whore Scripture Show". Omar "Yahoozy" Owlsney: Absolutely amazing. |
| #1968 4.00/5 Yahoozy 2010-08-04 |
<Tunc> Guess what, the English teacher was Canadian, and he said he found /all/ I said very logical and smart. |
| #2373 4.00/5 Yahoozy 2011-07-07 |
blue_tetris: Braces work! blue_tetris: Why are you still upo??! blue_tetris: I am drukn and have a day off blue_tetris: So theres me |
| #2793 4.00/5 Yahoozy 2013-04-16 |
blue_tetris: What's your favorite black and white movie? blue_tetris: Mine is Lethal Weapon. |
| #2810 4.00/5 Yahoozy 2013-05-17 |
blue_tetris: Did you watch "Life of Pi"? Dr. Boan Mahoni: Not yet. Dr. Boan Mahoni: Want to. blue_tetris: Well don't. Dr. Boan Mahoni: Oh... blue_tetris: Pi was irrational, and seems to go on forever. blue_tetris: ;P blue_tetris: It was bad. |
| #2866 4.00/5 Yahoozy 2014-07-18 |
[18:25:12] <BuddyLee> \: Why don't you like starting the ninja in a place of calm? [18:41:53] <@halifax> We all start life in a place of calm, BuddyLee. [18:42:16] <BuddyLee> Not a ninja, who typically hovers 2px above calm. [18:43:03] <@halifax> I started life two feet above my mother's uterus, and had to spend a few horrifying frames dropping down into it. |
| #1668 4.00/5 Yahoozy 2010-01-14 |
KinGAleX (kingofthe@mountai.net) has joined #n * ChanServ sets mode +q #n KinGAleX * ChanServ gives channel operator status to KinGAleX <Yahoozy> Aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex. <Orange> Alex? Alex... <Yanni> I hope that was a Metal Gear Solid reference in reverse. <Yahoozy> Hahahahahaha! |
| #1847 3.94/5 Yahoozy 2010-05-26 |
î€ Skyline has kicked kk|away from #n (tanner's next)  kk|away (SexGodKev@CF6D9272.11F6A0BD.5151F02C.IP) has joined #n î€ Tanner has kicked kk|away from #n (Wooo!)  kk|away (SexGodKev@CF6D9272.11F6A0BD.5151F02C.IP) has joined #n î€ Yahoozy has kicked kk|away from #n (It's my turn now.)  kk|away (SexGodKev@CF6D9272.11F6A0BD.5151F02C.IP) has joined #n î€ Yahoozy has kicked kk|away from #n (And again.)  kk|away (SexGodKev@CF6D9272.11F6A0BD.5151F02C.IP) has joined #n î€ Yahoozy has kicked kk|away from #n (And again.)  kk|away (SexGodKev@CF6D9272.11F6A0BD.5151F02C.IP) has joined #n î€ Yahoozy has kicked kk|away from #n (And again.)  kk|away (SexGodKev@CF6D9272.11F6A0BD.5151F02C.IP) has joined #n î€ Yahoozy has kicked kk|away from #n (And again.)  kk|away (SexGodKev@CF6D9272.11F6A0BD.5151F02C.IP) has joined #n î€ Yahoozy has kicked kk|away from #n (And again.)  kk|away (SexGodKev@CF6D9272.11F6A0BD.5151F02C.IP) has joined #n <Skyline> Heh. <spoon> haha. <kk|away> Woah <Tanner> Leave it Yahoozy to take things to the kick kkstrong, he rejoins, kick kkstrong, he rejoins, kick kkstrong, next level. |
| #1919 3.94/5 Yahoozy 2010-07-11 |
<TELESYNC> YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO DAMN MATERIAL AND TRY TO MILK ICE CUBE LIKE CEREAL <Torex> You're talking about TBS, right? <TELESYNC> What. <Torex> NOTHING <Torex> NOTHING <Torex> CONTINUE <TELESYNC> No I am interested. <Torex> Well, Ice Cube is doing a show on TBS about family wholesomeness and shit. <Torex> That nigga sold out. <TELESYNC> Truth. |
| #2310 3.92/5 Yahoozy 2011-04-07 |
[09:20] Vyacheslav (Sedusa@scave-241B3730.natpool.nyu.edu) has joined #n [09:20] <Vyacheslav> Listen, get this. Nobody with a good car needs to be justified. [09:20] <Yahoozy> Wait, Vyacheslav. [09:20] <Yahoozy> Before you say anything else. [09:24] <Vyacheslav> what [09:36] oeuvre (Sedusa@scave-143607E0.dynapool.nyu.edu) has joined #n [09:36] <oeuvre> Yahoozy What did you want to say [09:36] Vyacheslav has quit (Ping timeout) [09:37] <Yahoozy> Wait, just wait. [09:45] <oeuvre> well i can't wait anymore. I gotta go to class. [09:47] oeuvre has quit (Quit: ) |
| #2480 3.91/5 Yahoozy 2011-12-11 |
<Yahoozy> Why do people call them hot water heaters? <Yahoozy> Shouldn't they just be water heaters? <hollyfax> Nobody calls them that. <Yahoozy> Yes they do, hollyfax. <P-esent> I just call them heaters <Yahoozy> ... <Yahoozy> But... a heater is a different thing. <hollyfax> I just call it water. <P-esent> It's just a heater, oposed to a heater that blows the heat at you rather than heating up the oxygen around it <P-esent> Thats like an AC & a fan <Yahoozy> ... <Yahoozy> But... it's a water heater. <Yahoozy> And not a heater. <P-esent> AC is on the wall & a fan is a fan |
| #1462 3.90/5 Yahoozy 2009-08-14 |
<kirby> what does Lawspeaking do? <LF> letsz <LF> yhoub <LF> make gtow <LF> town markers <LF> onb a side ntloe i hae laptop keyvoatrsd <Bio> >_> |
| #2238 3.90/5 Yahoozy 2011-01-30 |
<ukw> hello yahoozy -----> http://www.translationparty.com/#8405948 |
| #2293 3.90/5 Yahoozy 2011-03-11 |
<yungerkid> who's oozz? <oozz> proletariat cucks communist ashjk, oozz? <Destiny> erm <yungerkid> haha <Destiny> that must be a bot <yungerkid> oh, nice! <yungerkid> i like bots <Destiny> oozz <oozz> must be ooz plop (ooz is Yahoozy.) |
| #2875 3.88/5 Yahoozy 2014-12-19 |
<yahkufi> Yanni! How ya doin', maaaaAAAAAAAaaAAAAM NOT--HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I <Yanni> Hey hooz! Things are pretty sweeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPYY <yahkufi> STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WHIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING PLEEEEeased to here it, dude. What have you been up to? <Yanni> Oh, school stuff. Probably gonna be done with education for good in a few months which is nice. <Yanni> But the stuff happening here is still pretty cool, a lab I'm working with just got a bunch of money to fund a moon rover project. The announcement for that just came out the other day which was pretty fun. <Yanni> We've known we'd be getting the money for a while, but because of who we are, we react in mock surprise. |
| #1181 3.85/5 Yahoozy 2009-03-27 |
14:09 [kai] lol i love it when my gf eats 'hotdogs' from the side 14:10 [Yahoozy] ... 14:10 [kai] sweet 14:10 [SlappyMcGee] Ahahahaha. 14:10 [Yahoozy] What the FUCK, kai? 14:10 [Yahoozy] XD 14:10 [kai] hey, teasing is a good thing 14:10 [kai] and i love to be teased 14:10 [blue_tetris] I love it when my GF eats hotdogs balls-up. 14:10 [kai] :P 14:10 [kai] indeed 14:10 [blue_tetris] Oh, and, yeah, the teasing is a necessity. 14:11 [blue_tetris] I actually can't get sexually aroused without the teasing leading -directly- to further activities. 14:11 [kai] i love it when my GF puts hotdogs in buns 14:11 [blue_tetris] Mm, yeah. 14:11 [kai] loooool this should be a forum game 14:12 [kai] GF could be replaced with 'she' 14:12 [SlappyMcGee] I like it when my girlfriend puts relish on my cock and eats it off, but then some of it drips between my toes so she has to eat that too. 14:12 [kai] wooooow 14:12 [kai] my gf has man feet so ....no 14:12 *** kami quit (Ping timeout) 14:13 [Yahoozy] I'm with you on that one, Slaps. 14:13 [kai] and i have hobbit / hippie feet so i dunno if i could kiss her after 14:13 [Yahoozy] It gets my balls all up in a coffee-press. 14:13 [kai] maybe if i get a pedicure 14:13 [blue_tetris] I like it when me and my girlfriend go to the game and we get two Coney dogs, plenty of cole slaw and mustard. Then, we get a Pepsi because they don't have Coke and we enjoy the rest of the game together, only we can't afford more hotdogs so we just drink the soda instead. And then she shits on my chest and then I get to meet the mascot. |
| #2294 3.85/5 Yahoozy 2011-03-13 |
<BFG10K> I just had a sensory hallucination. <BFG10K> It felt like my nose was bleeding profusely, so I went to clean up my face, stop the blood, etc... <BFG10K> No blood, not even any fluid. <BFG10K> Still kinda feels like it's bleeding. <oughts> That is pretty weird. <oughts> Maybe the real hallucination is your visiion. <oughts> You actually are bleeding to death nasally. |
| #186 3.83/5 Yahoozy 2007-05-11 |
<Yahoozy> LittleViking, you'll probably hate my dad once I tell you this. <Yahoozy> You like Of Montreal, right? <LittleViking> Sure. <LittleViking> I don't love them, but I like them. <Yahoozy> Well, I let him listen to some, and he says, "HAHAHAHAHA YOU LIKE THIS BUT YOU DON'T LIKE THE CLICK FIVE?!" <LittleViking> The Click Five? <Yahoozy> Yeah. <Yahoozy> A horrible teen pop band. <LittleViking> "Earlier in 2005, they toured for two months as an opening act for Ashlee Simpson. Later in the year of 2005, they toured with the Backstreet Boys." <LittleViking> ;_; (Five minutes pass) <LittleViking> is now playing: The Click Five - Jenny <Yahoozy> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| #2234 3.83/5 Yahoozy 2011-01-27 |
Yahoozy: Have you seen Le Samourai? blue_tetris: Godammit, go away. blue_tetris: No I've not. Yahoozy: Oh, a three-fer? blue_tetris: My penis can withstand more. blue_tetris: But I'm getting tired. Yahoozy: Well, that's cool. You should watch the movie. blue_tetris: What's the premise, it sounds familiar. Yahoozy: Hitman movie. Yahoozy: Perfectionist hitman gets in a sticky situation. Yahoozy: I love this part where police bug his room. Yahoozy: He has a pet bird, and it gets agitated. blue_tetris: Yeah, I'll check it out. Yahoozy: Making the cage dirty with feathers. Yahoozy: I'm not finished telling you about this part. Yahoozy: Anyway, the police leave, and the hitman comes back. Yahoozy: The bird becomes immediately calm, but he notices the feathers, and checks his room. Yahoozy: I liked that a lot. Yahoozy: Whatcha watchin'? blue_tetris: A porno flick. Yahoozy: What kind? Yahoozy: Sure is quiet all of a sudden. blue_tetris: Light bondage with whipping and orgasm denial. blue_tetris: Lezdom. blue_tetris: Don't you have somewhere to be? Yahoozy: Intriguing. Yahoozy: Nope! Just sitting at my computer. I figured I'd shoot you a chat. Yahoozy: Have I told you about Le Samourai? I'm watching it right now. Yahoozy: It's really good. Yahoozy: How's work? Yahoozy: Do anything fun lately? Yahoozy: Except yourself! Yahoozy: Hahahaha. Yahoozy: 'Cause that's what you're doing right now. blue_tetris: I'm removing you permanently from my friends list. Yahoozy: :( blue_tetris is now offline. |
| #2478 3.83/5 Yahoozy 2011-12-08 |
Yahoozy: Do you ever marvel at how many cumshots there are on the internet? blue_tetris: Yes. blue_tetris: I marvel. blue_tetris: Trillions of orgasms, caught on record. Yahoozy: I marvel with my left hand and finish with my right, interestingly. Yahoozy: I'm the only person I know that does this. blue_tetris: I just marvel the balls with my left hand. blue_tetris: Wait, are you for real? You switch-hit? Yahoozy: Yep. blue_tetris: Is there a reason for it? Do you like the novelty of it or does it genuinely feel better? Yahoozy: I think post-marvel cleanup is easier with my right hand? blue_tetris: Marvel comics. Yahoozy: Capcom is gonna have to be a euphemism for coitus now. Yahoozy: So that this can inhibit a Marvel vs. Capcom debate. blue_tetris: Yeah, but Capcom would always win in this situation. blue_tetris: Capcom needs to be going down on a woman. blue_tetris: You marvel yourself, you capcom someone else. But both are good. Yahoozy: I don't know. A lot of Chun-Li try to leverage on the free resource of Marvel. Yahoozy: It should be noted that the foremost defense of Marvel is that it is a free resource. blue_tetris: And Wolverine is quick and efficient. Yahoozy: While you most likely need an XBed 360 to Capcom Chun-Li. blue_tetris: Mega Manning might not go well, it's time consuming, and requires much effort. Yahoozy: Mega Manning definitely means being a power bottom. blue_tetris: Hahahahaha/ |
| #652 3.82/5 Yahoozy 2008-05-18 |
=-= Fascist is now known as Anarchist <Anarchist> You know what, screw you all. |
| #976 3.79/5 Yahoozy 2008-11-28 |
Yahoozy: Are you coming to Vent? SlappyMcGee: Nah, my girlfriend and I are having a Peggle tournament. Yahoozy: Is that what you kids are calling it these days? SlappyMcGee: Ass-fucking? Yes. Yahoozy: I was talking about baking brownies. :| SlappyMcGee: Me too! Yahoozy: And then stuffing them into your girlfriend's vagina, and having intercourse. SlappyMcGee: I'd like to stuff Sara Lee's vagina with brownie mix. Yahoozy: Then vomiting into her bunghole, fetching it out with a turkey baster, and spewing it onto your stomach. SlappyMcGee: Two girls, one measuring cup! Yahoozy: And then hanging her on meat hooks from her nipples. SlappyMcGee: Two girls, one measuring cup, and a rented copy of Ichi the Killer! Yahoozy: Then dangling your ballsack on her forehead and quizzing her on Hitchcock films. SlappyMcGee: Two girls, one measuring cup of Takashi Miike's semen, and /her/ rear window. |
| #2002 3.79/5 Yahoozy 2010-08-24 |
<Tunc> Wahahaha, I realized that you can't make a folder on Desktop called 'con' in Windows OS. <Rozer> whyyyyy...? <Tunc> The reason is actually that when Bill Gates was small, the other dorks called him con and he probably hated that. I read this on a website, dunno, but anyways, it actually works, you can't make a folder on desktop called 'con' . <Rozer> haha thats just weird <Yanni> ""CON" and a number of other character strings are in fact reserved names that go back to the days of DOS and cannot be used to name folders or files. Other reserved names are: PRN, AUX, NUL, LPT1, COM1, Potential drive letter - A: to Z:" <Yahoozy> ...................................................................................................... <Yahoozy> HAWHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <Tunc> Hmm. That is weird. I like my explanation more. <Yahoozy> Yeah. That's too strange to be true, Yanni. <Yanni> Haha. <Tunc> Wow, I just had dejavu in a dejavu. <Yahoozy> You can't name a folder "Déjà vu" in Windows OSes because déjà vu caused Bill Gates to think he was molested by his father on multiple occasions, when it was only one offense. <Yanni> Hahahaha. <Tunc> No, that's wrong. Bill's father used to punish him with a hose because he always ate the pancake mix, and he did it so much, the hose got a name, and it was... "Déjà vu". Since then he got bruises on his torso and that's why you never see him wearing a suit but nothing else. Those bastards. <Tunc> And if you put a image of a hose and name the image file "Déjà vu", your OS shut downs automatically and all your data is erased in seconds. That's why you don't mess with Microsoft, bitch. <Tunc> And if you name a folder "Pear" on a Mac... <Tunc> ZOMG THERE GOES THE STEVE JOBS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. <Tunc> Hahaha, and if you name a folder in Linux "Polar Bear" the logo appears on screen and now you have to pay for your damn freeware OS.  Tunc is away: lunch. |
| #1980 3.77/5 Yahoozy 2010-08-09 |
<Orange> I know a dude called Jakub. <Orange> Jakub Duniec. <Orange> He is Polish. <van|BLUR-4> he's not <Orange> Shut the fuck up, dude. <Orange> He's Polish. <glass_arm> UP THE SHUT FUCK <glass_arm> ORANGE'S RIGHT <van|BLUR-4> what a strong words through the internet <van|BLUR-4> although they probably don't have the desired effect :P <Orange> I don't know what gives you the right to come in and say, fuckin', "he's not" or whatever the /fuck/, with this fuckin' BLUR-4 bullshit and /fuck shit up/. <van|BLUR-4> don't use the word 'fuck', it has really no effect on me <van|BLUR-4> and your problem obviously isn't what i said but something else <van|BLUR-4> and if it is, you are really emotional <glass_arm> dot dot dot <Matt|BLUR-4> yeah... <Orange> ... <Matt|BLUR-4> . <van|BLUR-4> ? |
| #2218 3.69/5 Yahoozy 2011-01-19 |
<Sept> My Spanish teacher told my class this story about how when he was studying abroad, he was walking around the parks at night in Spain, and some drunk people came at him with a fire extinguisher and told him that they were going to shit on his ancestors D: <Qyline> That's neat. <Zord_day> Sounds like an honest mistake. <Sept> He booked outta there, yo. <Qyline> I kinda want to shit on his ancestors too. <Zord_day> What does that even mean? <Qyline> I don't know what it means but I want it. |
| #2247 3.69/5 Yahoozy 2011-02-07 |
<blue_tetris> If I ever saw a woman with a salsa serving bowl with the text "The -REAL- Superbowl" on it, I would beat her repeatedly in the lower stomach until dead. |
| #1661 3.67/5 Yahoozy 2010-01-11 |
<bok_choy> The fact that it's centred puts me off a little. <bok_choy> Not that it would look better left-aligned, because it wouldn't, but it's still a little off to my eyes. <Lenny> :D <Yahoozy> I said the same thing about your mother's vagina. <bok_choy> You did not. <Yahoozy> You're right. <Yahoozy> Because I really do think it would look better left-aligned. <bok_choy> Would it? <Lenny> Wait, what alignment? <Yahoozy> maestro's mother's vagina. <Yahoozy> It's true neutral. <bok_choy> True neutral is the best. <Yahoozy> When I'm around, though, it's chaotic evil. |
| #1824 3.64/5 Yahoozy 2010-05-10 |
Daryl "The Sea-Anus" Daryl: im going to give you five guesses Daryl "The Sea-Anus" Daryl: as to what im doing RIGHT NOW Fránq "Ze Firehaus" Fránq: Masturbating. Daryl "The Sea-Anus" Daryl: strike one Fránq "Ze Firehaus" Fránq: Masturbating. Daryl "The Sea-Anus" Daryl: STRIKE TWO Fránq "Ze Firehaus" Fránq: Masturbating. Daryl "The Sea-Anus" Daryl: if you dont get this right im gonna ban you from vent for a day Daryl "The Sea-Anus" Daryl: YOU CANT HANDLE THAT Daryl "The Sea-Anus" Daryl: STRIKE THREE. Fránq "Ze Firehaus" Fránq: Dancing. Daryl "The Sea-Anus" Daryl: STRIKE FOUR. Daryl "The Sea-Anus" Daryl: OH COME ON Fránq "Ze Firehaus" Fránq: Masturbating. Daryl "The Sea-Anus" Daryl: banned |
| #2479 3.64/5 Yahoozy 2011-12-08 |
blue_tetris: I don't know much about MASH. Yahoozy: It had the most unrelentingly depressing theme song of any comedy show. blue_tetris: Well, yes. Yahoozy: Yeah, that's really all I know. blue_tetris: And for that time, it was darker than dark. Yahoozy: I haven't seen the movie MASH, either. blue_tetris: That was pre-dark, and it's darker than most of the current dark. blue_tetris: Creator Larry Gelbart wanted the show to be without a laugh track "just like the Korean War was". Yahoozy: Hahahahahaha. Yahoozy: Little to his knowledge, at least 3/4 of the battles waged in the Korean War were set to the sound of battle laugh tracks. blue_tetris: Wahaha. Yahoozy: That's exactly the sound that played when a bullet went clean through a sargeant's skull. blue_tetris: If you watch the My Lai massacre without the screaming-villager track going in the background, the pauses in action seem very strange. blue_tetris: Unfortunately for the US Army, those innocent civilians were shot before a live studio audience. |
| #2842 3.60/5 Yahoozy 2013-11-20 |
blue_tetris: Her tits have elasticity greater than 1.0, causing entropy to maximize. blue_tetris: The only thing preventing the imminent heat-death of the universe is that her tits are an enclosed system--an event horizon with nipples. |
| #2833 3.58/5 Yahoozy 2013-08-31 |
blue_tetris: So, feast this. blue_tetris: My lady phones me, says, "Fresh out of shit-tickets." blue_tetris: I put on my joggies and pop down to the Dollar-A-Day Market, right? blue_tetris: Grab some crap-wrappies, pop over to her pad. Yahoozy: Dollar-A-Day Market. blue_tetris: She says to just bogart myself in, right? She's still there--twenty minutes later--ass-crapped sitting on the bowl. Yahoozy: Wahahahaha. blue_tetris: I toss her a softo, don't say two words to the dame, and I'm out the door. Yahoozy: Then she wipes her ass, but feels a bit of a scratch. She lifts up the toilet paper to see a brown and gold ring inside. blue_tetris: "You're popping me the question?" she asks,. blue_tetris: "No," says I, "you're -pooping- it." Yahoozy: The she shits and entire wedding cake. Yahoozy: Right into the bowl. blue_tetris: And I piss a preacher. Yahoozy: You walk out of the house and both of your families are there, spraying rice out of their assholes. blue_tetris: A red carpet and marriage procession roll out from her vaginal opening and across the lawn. blue_tetris: Limousine pulls up and Tom Jones steps out. blue_tetris: He's wearing a $5 T-shirt he bought at the local Dollar-A-Day Market. Yahoozy: At your honeymoon, you accidentally get your cufflinks on your wife's face and chest. Yahoozy: "So that's where those were." blue_tetris: Haha. blue_tetris: I bleed from my urethra and have to go in for several months' worth of surgery on my prostate. |
| #1874 3.56/5 Yahoozy 2010-06-18 |
<Trogdor007> привет <LF> Wait trogdor you're russian? <Trogdor007> Learning it now. <LF> ah <Toby> cool <LF> I was going to say <LF> Do you know bear? <Trogdor007> Медведь, I think. <Trogdor007> Pronounced Myedved |
| #2399 3.56/5 Yahoozy 2011-08-03 |
<skyline> Sept, should I make peanut butter brownies today? <Sept> Sure. <skyline> yay :( |
| #122 3.54/5 Yahoozy 2007-03-28 |
<ChaosWolf>See, the girl I like and I have alot in common. <ChaosWolf>I just found a fingernail stuck in my back.................................................................... |
| #2233 3.50/5 Yahoozy 2011-01-27 |
<karl> why the revenge, karl? <Yahoozy> Yes, karl. Why the revenge? <karl> the revenge? <Yahoozy> The revenge, karl. <karl> back to the revenge, karl? <Yahoozy> But why the revenge, karl? <karl> the revenge, karl? <Yahoozy> Yes, karl, the revenge! <karl> yes, annually |
| #2788 3.50/5 Yahoozy 2013-04-04 |
blue_tetris: Favorite meat? blue_tetris: You know what, this is why no one likes you anymore. |
| #1901 3.46/5 Yahoozy 2010-07-02 |
 Theodore (Lornti@scave-E083852E.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined #music <Theodore> http://www.nmaps.net/202109 <Tanner> Are you stupid, Theodore? <Yahoozy> Why do you come into #music to advertise your map? <Yahoozy> We don't fucking care about your maps. <Theodore> yahoozy what are you talking about <Theodore> i am me <Theodore> and that matters |
| #667 3.36/5 Yahoozy 2008-05-24 |
<Tanner> It's true! If macro-evolution was true, I'd have evolved another hand closer to my cock for masturbation. |
| #2401 3.33/5 Yahoozy 2011-08-07 |
<Sept> Speakin' of writin', I've been writin' a few raps. <Sept> yo i couldn't get wronger <Sept> if this rap goes on any longer <Sept> cheech and chong <Sept> shit on a thong <Sept> That's a pretty good one. <Sept> This a pretty good one, too. <Sept> mirrored lifestyles <Sept> i ain't Ryan Stiles <Sept> and this shit ain't whose line <Sept> it is whose buyin' <Sept> Oh, and one my friend did, skyline: <Sept> Oh im gonna do your mommy <Sept> i got surreal adventures like Haruki Murakami <Sept> There's just this whole compendium of rhymes that me and a friend keep in a google doc online that we share. <Sept> Pretty fuckin' sick... <Sept> Yeah... <Sept> Sittin' at home, watchin' 21 Jump Street <Sept> Thinkin' ‘bout bonin' Holly Robinson-Pete <Sept> CMON PEOPLE |
| #2644 3.33/5 Yahoozy 2012-11-01 |
<Vike91> I don't want a wife like this http://pizzagoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/girl-screaming-iii1.jpg |
| #1911 3.31/5 Yahoozy 2010-07-05 |
 Donfuy (Pinto@scave-448119C2.dsl.telepac.pt) has joined #music <Kuri> hi donfuy <Kuri> hi gloomp <gloomp> Okay, hello. î€ Pinto has quit (Ping timeout) <Yahoozy> hi tanner <Yahoozy> hi gloomp <Yahoozy> who would teledildonics? <gloomp> who would ever do that?? <spoon> I bet i would. <gloomp> yahooxy what are you on numa <Donfuy> IM NOT SUNSET ASRGDSF  gloomp Swans - Whore (Body To Body Job To Job) <Kuri> gloomp why arent you in n-mapping <gloomp> what in n-mapping <Kuri> its the only n related channel <Kuri> that im in <gloomp> who is n <gloomp> ? <Kuri> its a game gloomp <gloomp> yahoozy is gm. <Yahoozy> what is dave? <gloomp> anyone alive? <Kuri> http://nmaps.net <Yahoozy> are you alive? <Yahoozy> i dont get it <Kuri> im dave <gloomp> me? <Yahoozy> what are you? <Kuri> I AM DAVE !!! <gloomp> what is dave? <Kuri> me <Yahoozy> me? <Kuri> yes <Kuri> me <Donfuy> i dont have australia <Yahoozy> what is dave? <spoon> you are dave? <Kuri> I AM DAVE !!! <Yahoozy> are you alive? <Kuri> yes <Yahoozy> me? <Kuri> i am alive <gloomp> me? <Kuri> no <Kuri> no! <Yahoozy> I AM DAVE !!! <Kuri> NO I AM !!! <spoon> is dave a bot? <gloomp> who is what? <Yahoozy> me? <Kuri> Im sorry i cant answer that question <spoon> kuri are you dave <Kuri> yes <Yahoozy> me? <spoon> are you a bot <Donfuy> what is bot <Kuri> yes <Yahoozy> what is dave? <Donfuy> is that near botswana <gloomp> I AM BOT !!! <Kuri> i am dave <spoon> what is COCKS? <Kuri> dave <Yahoozy> i dont get it <gloomp> what i miss <Donfuy> NO COMMENT FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY <Yahoozy> me? <spoon> hello whats up guys <spoon> did i miss anything <Yahoozy> hello? <Yahoozy> are you alive? <gloomp> anyone dave? <Yahoozy> hello kuri <Kuri> hi <Kuri> yahoozy <Yahoozy> me? <Donfuy> when do i start? <Kuri> yes yahoozy <Yahoozy> am i dave? <Kuri> Yahoozy is cool <gloomp> kuri who is namaps? <Kuri> yahoozy is <Kuri> yahoozy is the coolest <gloomp> me? <Kuri> no <gloomp> anyone alive? <spoon> what is yahoozy? <Yahoozy> I AM DAVE !!! <Kuri> yahoozy is dave <Yahoozy> what is dave? <spoon> yahoozy are you dave <spoon> are you a bot <Kuri> yahoozy <Yahoozy> me? <spoon> are you alive <gloomp> i dont get it <spoon> i dont get COCKS <gloomp> i COCKS get COCKS <gloomp> COCKS COCKS get COCKS <gloomp> Salami Salami Salami Salami <spoon> Salami Salami Salami Salami <spoon> Hahaha. <gloomp> Wahahahah!  gloomp Swans - Half Life (Body To Body Job To Job) <spoon> I WOULD SAY WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU BUT APPARENTLY YOU WERE SO NV, <Yahoozy> i dont get it <gloomp> I am always expecting Salami. <spoon> what is salami? <spoon> is salami dave <spoon> kuri <spoon> kuri <gloomp> hello? î€ Donfuy has quit (Ping timeout) <spoon> what is slamdave <Kuri> i am a girl <gloomp> anyone here dave? <spoon> are you dave? <gloomp> am i girl? <spoon> me? <gloomp> ? <spoon> COCKS? <Kuri> gloomp can you unban me from moa so we can continue this discussion in a more suiting channel |
| #1792 3.30/5 Yahoozy 2010-04-07 |
<Yahoozy> orange is such a bitch <Oval_Dick_Armour> not <Yahoozy> i mean a portal at the bottom of the ocean <Yahoozy> wtf is that <Oval_Dick_Armour> dude <Oval_Dick_Armour> all the fishes and shit that live there <Oval_Dick_Armour> come out of a place you put it <Oval_Dick_Armour> or <Oval_Dick_Armour> put it on the floor <Oval_Dick_Armour> and then <Oval_Dick_Armour> jump in the sea <Oval_Dick_Armour> or the pressure would make like a huge fountani <Oval_Dick_Armour> and it would go up in the air <Oval_Dick_Armour> and the fish and sea cucumbers would appear <Oval_Dick_Armour> and come out of the portal <Oval_Dick_Armour> and we could play with them <Oval_Dick_Armour> and the pressure would be so much lower than at bottom of the sea <Oval_Dick_Armour> and they would expand or even explode <Oval_Dick_Armour> because their cell chemistry isd ifferent <Oval_Dick_Armour> so exploding fish come out of the portal at bottomof the sea <Oval_Dick_Armour> or if you like shot one at mars <Oval_Dick_Armour> and then another on earth <Oval_Dick_Armour> or <Oval_Dick_Armour> one at mars <Oval_Dick_Armour> and one at bottom of the seaa <Oval_Dick_Armour> then you have water on mars <Oval_Dick_Armour> and we can go there and live there <Oval_Dick_Armour> but there would still be the problem with gravity <Oval_Dick_Armour> so people would have to wear heavy boots <Oval_Dick_Armour> so they can weig the same as earth <Oval_Dick_Armour> otherwise their muscles would become weak in lower gravity |
| #1840 3.30/5 Yahoozy 2010-05-22 |
<kkstrong> Okay, I see. <kkstrong> Portal is much more interesting now that I can control both the red and blue portals. |
| #1902 3.22/5 Yahoozy 2010-07-03 |
<TELESSSSSSSSYNC> I'd wash your dad's teledildonics card before using it. |
| #2645 3.22/5 Yahoozy 2012-11-03 |
<Destiny> Well for what it's worth, i would never say 'coon' |
| #1946 3.20/5 Yahoozy 2010-07-25 |
 Kuri (philurm@scave-BDB0D4D1.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #s4 î€ Sept (bakljg@scave-319B6996.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has left #s4  Sept (bakljg@scave-319B6996.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #s4 * ChanServ sets mode +q #s4 Sept * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Sept <Sept> Yo, Kuri, dere's a reason this channel's called s4. <Sept> Because we are the ESCLUSIVE FOUR. <Sept> We can't have no fifth wheel, dawg. <Sept> Nah. <Sept> Kuri, don't make me have to kick you, dawg. <Sept> It ain't gotta be like this, I be askin' polite. î€ Sept has kicked Kuri from #s4 (Sorry, dawg.)  Kuri (philurm@scave-BDB0D4D1.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #s4 <Kuri> oh <Kuri> sorry <Sept> S'all good, dawg. <Kuri> sorry if i hurt your channel î€ Kuri (philurm@scave-BDB0D4D1.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has left #s4 <Sept> ... <Sept> :< |
| #2839 3.18/5 Yahoozy 2013-09-23 |
blue_tetris: Did you hear about the bit part I got in a sex video? Wawoowy: ... blue_tetris: It healed up nicely. blue_tetris: Ha-cha-cha-cha! blue_tetris is now Offline. blue_tetris is now Online. blue_tetris: Get it? Wawoowy: Your ween got bit. blue_tetris: :) blue_tetris is now Offline. |
| #1653 3.12/5 Yahoozy 2009-12-31 |
<Yahoozy> That's totally a pube on the left Ctrl key. <Orange> Seriously? <Orange> Gahahaha, there is. <Yahoozy> It's all-around disgusting, though. <bok_choy> ewwww You have been kicked from #n by bok_choy (<Yahoozy> Lenny's keyboard: http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x270/weisslenny0/Blog/PC310003.jpg NO SHOCK SITES) |
| #1761 3.11/5 Yahoozy 2010-03-16 |
<AsleepF> http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5it9fa6I1qzlnx8o1_500.png <Yahoozy> Test Tube Money Shot. <Yahoozy> Hot Young Scientists. <Vyacheslav> Check out their rack. <AF> The whole room is gettin' warm. |
| #2838 3.10/5 Yahoozy 2013-09-22 |
Dpr. Funch DcDistance: don talk Dpr. Funch DcDistance: im trying to feel the world |
| #346 3.00/5 Yahoozy 2007-09-29 |
*Yahoozy throws rocks at lord_day. <lord_day> PLEASE. <lord_day> If by rocks you mean sex. <lord_day> :D <Yahoozy> By rocks I mean H-Bombs. <lord_day> If by H-Bombs you mean H-cup-Boobies. <lord_day> :D <AF> Hey, Yahoozy... <AF> Wanna fuck? <AF> THIS IS WHERE YOU SAY YES <lord_day> If by fuck you mean rocks. <Yahoozy> Probably! <lord_day> D: <Yahoozy> Hahahahaha. <Yahoozy> Wanna rocks? <Yahoozy> Of course. * AF rocks. <lord_day> I'll have a Yahoozy on the rocks please. <lord_day> Shaven, not furred. <Yahoozy> Hahahahahahaha! <jtbandes> XD |
| #1108 3.00/5 Yahoozy 2009-03-01 |
<Tanner> Nope. <Yahoozy> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:( <Yahoozy> Those thirty eyebrows represent how angry at your lack of Boredoms I am. <Tanner> Yahoozy, do you have any Aaron Spectre? <Borealis> ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.; <Borealis> Sad caterpillar. <Tanner> Yahoozy, do you have any Chad VanGaalen? <Yahoozy> Yeah. <Yahoozy> UP MY ASS <Tanner> Yahoozy, do you have any Califone? <Tanner> Yahoozy, do you have any Caribou? <Yahoozy> I have those two, actually. <Tanner> Yahoozy, do you have any Demur? <Yahoozy> No. <Tanner> Yahoozy, do you have any Dragonette? <Yahoozy> I hate Dragonette. <Tanner> Yahoozy, do you have any Does It Offend You, Yeah? <Yahoozy> Not a fan. <Tanner> Yahoozy, do you have any Eluvium? <Tanner> Yahoozy, do you have any Esoteric? <Yahoozy> Of course. <Yahoozy> And yes. <Tanner> Do you see how just a little stupid this is? <Borealis> Tanner, do you have any badgers with a cyst in the shape of Sardinia? <Yahoozy> Subconscious Dissolution into the Continuum. <Yahoozy> I do not, Tanner. <Tanner> Borealis, saw them (it) live in Adelaide. <Yahoozy> I was asking you if you've heard something, and you became a malicious jerk. <Yahoozy> I see how stupid /that/ is. <Tanner> That's because you ask too offend. <Tanner> If you want to know, check my last.fm. <Tanner> That's what it's there for. <Yahoozy> TOO OFFEND <Tanner> Heh. <Yahoozy> I don't ask too offend. <Tanner> FREUD!!!! <Yahoozy> Mhm. <Yahoozy> Why would I go to your last.fm when you could've easily told me? <Yahoozy> Instead of spending five minutes attempting to get a point across. <Tanner> Because, if you want to ask as many times as you do, it's more efficient for you to just go there. <Tanner> Because you ask 500% more often than everyone else combined. <Yahoozy> YOU'RE IN THE #MUSIC CHANNEL AND WE TALK ABOUT #MUSIC <Tanner> Because you ask 500% more often than everyone else combined. <Tanner> Because you ask 500% more often than everyone else combined. <Tanner> Because you ask 500% more often than everyone else combined. <Yahoozy> I'd say about 275. <Yahoozy> Five-hundred is way too steep. <Tanner> Feel free to ask everyone else then. <Tanner> I'm finding it annoying.  Borealis gyrates his wang in this argument.  Yahoozy grabs a moist toilet. <Yahoozy> You could have told me that, Tanner. <Tanner> I... I just did. <Tanner> What did I just do? <Yahoozy> Instead of flaunting your malignancy. <Tanner> Right. <Yahoozy> You mocked me eight times and then asked me how stupid it sounded? <Tanner> On the other hand, you're the one who's still talking about it. <Tanner> So... <Yahoozy> I'm persistent in trying to get my point across, and trying to do so in the most mundane and irritating way possible. <Yahoozy> I quality I thought you'd admire. <Borealis> END. <Borealis> The topic is now Otter Propellers. <Borealis> Discuss. <Yahoozy> Tanner, do you have Otter Propellers? <Tanner> Ahahaha! >:( |
| #2877 3.00/5 Yahoozy 2015-01-04 |
<mercuri_stronk> i actually fuck and have fun and im okay with my life |
| #1693 2.91/5 Yahoozy 2010-01-30 |
<Yahoozy> I still (don't) feel sorry for this. <Yahoozy> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1675 <KinGAleX> Ooh. <Toast> Wow. <Toast> That's really nice, cuz I happen to be brown too. <KinGAleX> Branford's quartet did another album last year. <KinGAleX> .... <KinGAleX> Were you burnt?  Toast AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFUCK <Toast> Hilarious. <Skyline> Well. <Yahoozy> ... No, KinGAleX. He's /black/. <Yahoozy> And it's /not/ /funny/. <Skyline> It's not our fault that whites are the superior race. You can't blame Yahoozy. <KinGAleX> Black is not funy. <KinGAleX> Women are not internets. <KinGAleX> Internets are not funny. <KinGAleX> Blacks are not internet?? <Toast> How are whites the superior race? <Yahoozy> Hahahahahaha. You shittin' me? You fuckin' shittin' me right now. <Toast> Yeah I'm shittin' you. <Toast> Tell me. <Toast> Tell the fuck, to me. <Yahoozy> Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream. You know who else had a dream? Jesus Christ. /2,000 years/ before him. <Yahoozy> Whites win. <Toast> I don't see the point in comparing a leader to someone you call god. <KinGAleX> Well, neither of them are legitimately democratically voted leaders, so ... <Yahoozy> I don't see the point in comparing blacks to poopoo, but I do it anyway. <Toast> Then your reasoning is just pointless, ain't it? <KinGAleX> Hey, you're not allowed to troll anymore, Yahoozy. <KinGAleX> You're Metanetimportant. <bok_choy> Jesus wasn't white. <KinGAleX> I am a lowly Cool Guy. <Toast> Heh, a piece of poopoo could be metanetimportant. <Yahoozy> I'm quoting this Toast and Yahoozy banter. <Yahoozy> Who is Toast, anyway? <Toast> mistaken72 <Toast> Well yeah. You still have your troll quota. <Yahoozy> Do you think you have any right to speak out against a good, white, Christian man, Toast? <KinGAleX> I could hold it up when I am trollin'. <Yahoozy> No. You're /mistaken/. <KinGAleX> OOH BURNED. <Yahoozy> I already told you, Alex. He's black. |
| #2661 2.88/5 Yahoozy 2012-11-13 |
<Traveleravi> WHO? <Traveleravi> who is a spammer? <Donfuy> forums <Donfuy> some dude <Traveleravi> oh, that sucks <Traveleravi> pretend you think he is not a spammer and convice him to go to sites the he wouldn't want to go to <Traveleravi> like 1227.com (saxatroll) <Traveleravi> tell him it is a special N Game mod |
| #2874 2.86/5 Yahoozy 2014-10-28 |
Plaskeletyck: I've been getting a lot of buttplug news recently. Plaskeletyck: There was the green buttplug in Paris or somewhere. |
| #2472 1.90/5 Yahoozy 2011-11-19 |
<P-enix> who was asking like a month ago i i wiuld fuck meg ryan? <P-enix> it was for the always put out part <P-enix> as in sex |
| #2347 1.88/5 Yahoozy 2011-05-24 |
 AF (AF@scave-D123624A.uoregon.edu) has joined #n <AF> Motherfuckers, guess who just got a fake. <AF> Two fakes, even. <skyline> Nice, AF. How much did you have to pay? <AF> $75, but it's fuckin' legit. <AF> Hologram, blacklight, magnetic strip. <AF> The works. <AF> I'm gonna test it later tonight. <AF> A friend of mine who got it at the same time as me just got a six-pack without trouble, though. |
| #347 0.90/5 Yahoozy 2007-10-01 |
<Rince> The following items have vanished off the face of the Earth: -->| TS (shoftee@1BB2DFC4.BD7161A2.F578470B.IP) has joined #N Rince> The following items have vanished off the face of the Earth: -->| TS (shoftee@1BB2DFC4.BD7161A2.F578470B.IP) has joined #N =-= Mode #n +v TS by KinGAleX <Rince> My ruler. My chemistry homework. <Yahoozy> TS?!?!?!?!? |