It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#216 4.17/5 Ultima 2007-06-11	<+Ultima> Borealis is meat. <+Ultima> Atilla is Soy milk. <+Ultima> maestro is custard. <+Atilla> Ultima must be brussell sprouts. Nobody likes him.
#60 2.64/5 Ultima 2007-02-24	<ortseam> Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you. Oh, sure, I come later in the day, I get paid a lot more and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word "sir".