It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<Thundercunt> Rose, fuck off you suicidal little emo shitstain
<Thundercunt> Just shut the fuck up.
>Thundercunt> You pony fucking little prick
<Rose> Someone's pissed.
<Thundercunt> I'm not pissed you stuck up little prick
||01:38| Â»Â» [+Destiny] YOU HEAR ME INTERNET
|01:38| Â»Â» [Join] [Â»] [heartattack] [
|01:38| Â»Â» [+Destiny] IM CALLING YOU A WHORE
|01:39| Â»Â» [heartattack] I just got here
|01:39| Â»Â» [heartattack] Jeeze
|(Vareena is kuri)
<BFG10K> Vareena, do you believe in evolution?
<Vareena> i believe in love
|[02:02] <AF> Yanni left Vent. I'm leaving Vent. Fuck you, Yanni. Truce against Yanni.
[02:02] <AF> Wait, that was all one line. Should have separated it to highlight Yanni's name a whole bunch.
[02:02] <AF> Fucking Yanni.
||08:12| (Matt) eevee can i have ops/halfops ?
|08:12| (RandomDigits) eevee: can I have the channel?
|08:13| (ChrisE) eevee can i have your babies
|08:13| (Tunc) eevee can i rape your corpse
|08:16| (&01eevee) no, no, yes, no
|(AF) What about acting drunk, though?
(LF) Dave never acts drunk?
(LF) He can become drunk by sheer force of will
(LF) ChrisE he acts like one
(LF) He isn't though
(LF) this is the point I make about trolling
(LF) Virtually every older member does it
(AF) Naw, LF. I meant, what if there was someone that was in a balance between drunk and stupid, so could act like either?
(LF) Distinctly not dave
(+Destiny) you mean like getting a stupid person drunk?
(AF) Also, I'm not sure what the line between acting like a cock and actually being a cock is, besides physically being a penis versus pretending to be a penis.
|<Donfuy> oh sxmt is otrssstz|
| 1[19:49] ( Cuckoo ) ortsz where do i find those characters you used for my nick?
[19:49] (& kandagawa ) which ones
[19:49] ( Cuckoo ) â—‰ ï¼¬ï¼¡ï¼ºï¼¯ï¼²ï¼´ï¼©ï¼´ï¼³ â—‰
[19:49] ( Cuckoo ) the lazortis
[19:49] ( Cuckoo ) tits
[19:50] (& kandagawa ) what the fuck don't post squares at me
[19:50] (& kandagawa ) the tits?
[19:50] (& kandagawa ) they're just unicode shit i don't know
[19:50] Â• 12Â•$1$3join: incluye 12( inclooye@scave-EB9FB625.fuse.net 12)
[19:50] ( incluye ) o____________________________o
[19:50] ( Cuckoo ) wwhat
[19:50] ( Cuckoo ) how the fuck don't you know
[19:50] ( Cuckoo ) you wrote these
[19:50] ( Cuckoo ) tell me were you found out about those
[19:51] ( Cuckoo ) >:|
[19:51] ( Cuckoo ) where*
[19:51] ( Tunc ) unicode stuff is the ones you should ask incluye
[19:51] (& kandagawa ) what the fuck kind of answer do you want
[19:51] (& kandagawa ) they're in unicode
[19:51] (& kandagawa ) you have the characters
[19:51] (& kandagawa ) what more informaton do you want
[19:52] Â• RandomDigits is away: I'm gonna go offline now <3
[19:52] ( squibbles ) man, I'm so happy
[19:52] ( squibbles ) I have food
[19:52] ( squibbles ) :D
[19:52] ( Tunc ) :P
[19:52] ( Tunc ) Eat 'em all
[19:52] ( squibbles ) I am
[19:52] ( Cuckoo ) but WHERE, kandagawa. How did you learn?
[19:52] (& kandagawa ) what the fuck are you talking about
1[19:53] (& kandagawa ) jesus fucking christ portugal get a clue
[19:53] ( Tunc ) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicode
[19:53] ( Cuckoo ) gawjojohsfajkojoasgasjoags
[19:53] (& kandagawa ) they're fucking unicode
[19:53] ( Cuckoo ) CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
[19:53] (& kandagawa ) just fucking characters
[19:53] ( Tunc ) >>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicode<<
[19:53] (& Yanni ) Probably what the Romans said, too.
[19:53] (& kandagawa ) i looked through the characters until i found ones that looked like tits
[19:53] Â• 12Â• quit: OutrightOJ 12( oliver.cut@scave-CBDBE4AD.dsl.pipex.com 12) 12( Quit: 12)
[19:54] (& kandagawa ) god damn i love it when i go lowercase
[19:54] (& kandagawa ) feel like a man
[19:54] (& kandagawa ) it's like yelling except you're all chilled about it
[19:54] ( Cuckoo ) when one goes lowercase and starts shouting fuckings, one starts sounding drunk
[19:54] (& kandagawa ) like beating your wife and children while drinking a manhattan
[19:54] (& kandagawa ) hahahaha nicely timed
[19:54] (& kandagawa ) much drunkeness
[19:54] ( Cuckoo ) :D
[19:54] ( Tunc ) He cuckoo this might be helpful http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unicode_characters
[19:54] ( Tunc ) *hey
[19:54] ( Cuckoo ) i still dunno how the fuc--
[19:55] ( Tunc ) :D
[19:55] Â• 12Â•$1$3join: ska 12( ben@scave-6822EB6F.static.tpgi.com.au 12)
[19:56] ( Cuckoo ) thanks tunc
[19:56] ( ska ) so cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAllFWSl998
[19:56] ( Tunc ) 'welcome
[19:57] ( Cuckoo ) BUT I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THE ONES ORTSZUSED
[19:57] ( Tunc ) hey ska that's pretty cool, I watched it 2 days ago
[19:57] (& Yanni ) Did you guys hear that Jordan wanted David Copperfield to do a big show there, but had to settle for Penn Jillette instead?
[19:57] (& Yanni ) Yeah, it turns out that Jillette is the best Amman can get.
[19:57] ( Cuckoo ) *orstz
[19:58] ( Tunc ) cuckoo search the â—‰ character at that page
[19:58] (@ gloomp ) Hahahah.
[19:58] ( Tunc ) using the browser
[19:58] ( Tunc ) :L
[19:58] ( Tunc ) Found it Cuckoo!
[19:59] ( Tunc ) It's U+25C9.
[19:59] (& kandagawa ) BUT YOU HAVE THEM
[19:59] (& kandagawa ) WHAT THE FUCK
[19:59] (& kandagawa ) COPY AND PASTE
[19:59] ( Cuckoo ) DUDE 1
[19:59] (& kandagawa ) NO
[19:59] ( Cuckoo ) I WANT /MORE/
[19:59] (& kandagawa ) I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOUR SHIT ANY FURTHER
[19:59] (& kandagawa ) YOU WANT MORE TITS
[19:59] (& kandagawa ) I'LL FUCKING GIVE YOU MORE TITS
[19:59] ( Cuckoo ) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[19:59] (& kandagawa ) http://boards.4chan.org/s/res/10666892
[20:00] ( Tunc ) eh.
[20:00] ( Cuckoo ) ooh if that's what you do when you stop listening to my shit
[20:00] ( Tunc ) cuckoo-
[20:00] ( Cuckoo ) tunc i tried
[20:] ( Tunc ) I found that character at the wikipedia page
[20:] ( Cuckoo ) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_alphabet
[20:] ( Tunc ) I don't really know what you're looking for so I really can't help
[20:] ( Cuckoo ) is it here
[20:] (& kandagawa ) SEE
1[20:03] ( Cuckoo ) Yeeeaaaah I just don't understand why kandagawa
[20:03] ( Cuckoo ) didn't
[20:03] ( Cuckoo ) say that like instantly
[20:04] (& kandagawa ) SAY WHAT
[20:04] ( Cuckoo ) presto
[20:04] (& kandagawa ) WHAT
[20:04] (& kandagawa ) SAY IT BITCH
[20:04] (% newt ) â˜º
[20:04] (& kandagawa ) HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO READ YOUR MIND
[20:04] (& kandagawa ) WHY DOES EVERYONE EXPECT ME TO READ THEIR FUCKING MIND
1[20:05] (& kandagawa ) NO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCKING PEARL BARLEY IS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
[20:05] ( Cuckoo ) You should've said: " oh, cuckoo. i did those fancy lazortits fonts using the /character map/ that is under the start menu > all programs > accessories > character map. You know, I used that to find the fucking /unicode charcaters/ I was talking about /just some minutes/ earlier but instead im going to use CAPS LOL IM SO ANGRY
[20:05] (& kandagawa ) dude you never were clear about shit
[20:06] ( Cuckoo ) I was!
[20:06] (& kandagawa ) you asked where i found out about them
[20:06] (@ gloomp ) #n: Lo-Fi Power Carnage by Dead Body Love. Should I download this or should I download this?
[20:06] (& kandagawa ) they're characters
[20:06] (@ gloomp ) Serious question.
[20:06] (& kandagawa ) FUCK OFF GLOOMP YOU PRETENTIOUS FUCK
[20:06] (& kandagawa ) GO BACK TO NORWAY
[20:06] ( Cuckoo ) "<Cuckoo> ortsz where do i find those characters you used for my nick?"
[20:06] (& kandagawa ) AND I SAID UNICODE
[20:06] (& kandagawa ) THAT IS THE ANSWER
[20:06] (@ gloomp ) That's totally a yes, despite the guy being Italian.
[20:06] ( Cuckoo ) DUDE
[20:06] ( Cuckoo ) I OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
[20:07] ( Cuckoo ) AND I ASKED "WHERE THE FUCK"
[20:07] ( Cuckoo ) and you answered
[20:07] (& kandagawa ) AND SO YOU SHOULD HAVE CLARIFIED THE QUESTION
[20:07] ( Cuckoo ) "DUDE I DONT UNDERSTAND /LOL/"
[20:07] (& Yanni ) VIDEO OF DELL
[20:07] ( Tunc ) lol
[20:07] (& kandagawa ) TUNC EVEN GAVE YOU A LIST
[20:07] (& Yanni ) WELCOME TO INTERNET SITE
[20:07] (& kandagawa ) AND YOU SAID SOME SHIT ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND IT
[20:07] (& Yanni ) LET'S FIND EVERYTHING
[20:07] (& kandagawa ) IT'S RIGHT THERE DUDE
[20:07] (& Yanni ) THIS IS THE BEST TOPIC EVER
[20:07] (& kandagawa ) IT'S A FUCKING 'FISHEYE'
[20:07] ( Cuckoo ) BUT /DUDE/
[20:07] ( Tunc ) being only one to type lowercase right now is a prestige
[20:07] ( Cuckoo ) IF I DIDN'T FIND IT
[20:07] (Cuckoo) ;_;
[20:08] (&01Yanni) YOUR MOTHER IS A PRESTIGE
|<%incluye> Women = time + money
<%incluye> time = money
<%incluye> Women = money + money = money^2
<%incluye> money = sqrt(evil)
<%incluye> money^2 = evil
<%incluye> Women = evil
|<kuri> my life is a trainwreck
<kuri> i want to be someone else
<TS> Someone whose nick doesn't mean "clitoris"
<@gloomp> Who? Hitler.
|<Orange> Lenny is pretty much just the greatest Australian ever.
<@Lenny`> If anyone does get one, do write a short review or something for here.
<@Lenny`> I'd gladly read it, even if I wouldn't actually buy one.
<Orange> Lenny, you've changed, and I've mentioned this, but the new Lenny is much better than the old Lenny.
<Tunc> Yeah, the last night I asked my friends that if they liked something about iPad. They all said that they can get a normal /better/ laptop of netbook with adding some money up to $550.
<@Lenny`> I'm growing into a somewhat cynical person.
<spoon> I can't imagine the Old Lenny. Lenny's always been like this.
<Tunc> He has.
<@Lenny`> But still optimistic and crazily musical.
<Orange> He's definitely changed.
<spoon> What, wass he, like, enaer or summat?
<Orange> He is less placid and docile. He has opinions now
<Tunc> How drastic.
<spoon> Because a mean Lenny would blow my mind.
<@Lenny`> I'm not mean. I'm realistic.
<@Lenny`> And I've always had opinions. I just haven't always said them.
<Orange> Old Lenny would be like 'I guess iPads are kinda cool. I'm probably not going to buy one though. It seems like a nice idea, though.'
<Tunc> You're a semi-cynical Australian with a great music taste, Lenny. ;D
<@Lenny`> Woo. Awesome.
<Orange> New Lenny is all like, 'I have an opinion about the iPad, here it is.'
<Orange> And then he says his opinion.
<@Lenny`> Hypocritically, I'm also submitting my site to a list of "iPad friendly sites" on Apple's thing, to get more traffic.
<Orange> You hie-poe-crite, you.
<@Lenny`> Someone should submit the various N sites and NRY.
<Tunc> Main Entry: hypÂ·oÂ·crite
<Tunc> Pronunciation: \'hi-p?-?krit\
<Tunc> Function: noun
<Tunc> Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokrites actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
<Tunc> Date: 13th century
<Tunc> 1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
<Tunc> 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
<Tunc> â€” hypocrite adjective
<Tunc> Yeah, pretty much.
<Orange> Tunco, I know how to pronounce hypocrite. Why do you think I deliberately typed it out like that?
<Tunc> I know you already knew that, I just thought it was funny to spell and pronounce it like that.
<spoon> Wait, Orange, aren't you Australian?
<Orange> Yeah, I am.
|<kkstrong> Mmm my asshole nolonger hurts, Kool
<kkstrong> It was a two day thing, but my asshole is clean and fresh once more
|[13:35] <Rozer> are you hrghor