It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #65 4.06/5 Tsukatu 2007-02-24 |
<Tsukatu> Hey, how 'bout... <Tsukatu> ANYMORE TALK OF SHOCK SITES WILL GET YOU A KICKBAN <Tsukatu> ANTEPASTO SALAD <Tsukatu> DISCUSS. <maestro> Woo antipastsa. * Tsukatu has kicked maestro from #n (Misspelled "antepasto.") * maestro (digglepnk@private-37E41AE8.ip.adam.com.au) has joined #n * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to maestro <maestro> ANTIMUTHAFUCKINGPASTSA * Tsukatu has kicked maestro from #n (Misspelled "antepasto.") <Borealis> Isn't it antipasti? <UMTIMA> Pastsa! <Tsukatu> Borealis: HEATHEN * antipastsa (digglepnk@private-37E41AE8.ip.adam.com.au) has joined #n <Tsukatu> GODDAMNIT * Tsukatu has kicked antipastsa from #n (FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU) |
| #70 3.63/5 Tsukatu 2007-02-25 |
<SlappyMcGee> Even if Hitler were dead, do you really think he'd deserve hell? <kai> O_o <Obby> ... <Tsukatu> ... <Yahoozy> ... <Obby> yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes? |
| #57 3.43/5 Tsukatu 2007-02-24 |
<Tsukatu> Oh, and hey, my friend says that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population, but I think that's an old statistic that doesn't take into account the increasing birth rate of the US. Is that number still accurate? <Templex> What do you mean 3 out of four people make up 75% of the population? <Tsukatu> In every group of 4 people, 3 of them contribute toward being 75% of the population. <Tsukatu> ...in the US. <Templex> Of the world? <Tsukatu> Er... I dunno, I'll have to ask. <Templex> I don't think that's possible. <Templex> The US has a population of around 300 million. <Templex> The rest of the world is like, what, 6.4-5.9 billion? <Templex> To take 3/4 of the global baby production would just be insane. <Tsukatu> Oh wow, Templex, he actually said that it related to the US' and the world's AVERAGE populations. <Templex> oh. <Templex> *shrugs* <Templex> Haven't checked populations in a while, really. <Tsukatu> So hey, guys, Templex has been struggling with this problem... maybe you guys can help: <Tsukatu> <Tsukatu> Oh, and hey, my friend says that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population, but I think that's an old statistic that doesn't take into account the increasing birth rate of the US. Is that number still accurate? <Templex> That line implies the same thing as 3/4=0.75 <Templex> I think your second explanation is clearer :| * Tsukatu was just fucking with Templex, but somehow he managed to complicate the issue, so Tsukatu kept feeding him information to discover how long he'd go until he realized that all it said was 3/4 = 75% <Templex> I reasoned to myself that Tsukatu's question couldn't possibly that simple... <Templex> But that's what I first thought |
| #94 2.85/5 Tsukatu 2007-03-08 |
* TGM (chatzilla@private-E1599FF.dial.bell.ca) has joined #n * TCG (Calcy@private-779677B7.dhcp.sprn.tx.charter.com) has joined #n * t3hc41cg3n1u5 (Calcy@private-779677B7.dhcp.sprn.tx.charter.com) has joined #n * thecalcgenius has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by t3hc41cg3n1u5))) * t3hc41cg3n1u5 is now known as thecalcgenius * TCG has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by thecalcgenius))) <thecalcgenius> You saw nothing. <Tsukatu> ........ |
| #64 2.43/5 Tsukatu 2007-02-24 |
* UMTIMA watches that anus being stretched. <Lars44> YAY |