It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#258
3.84/5
Tanner
2007-07-20
<Kabloxy> Crazy? Yeah. Precautionary? Yeah. Donut? Fuck yes Donut.
<Yahoozy> DONUT
<thecalcgenius> Fuck yes!
<TS> DONUT!
<Tanner> DOUGHNUT!
<Yahoozy> Hahaha. Kabloxy's the only person who can say 'donut' and get everyone excited.
#224
3.82/5
Tanner
2007-06-16
<Templex> Not bad, considering I didn't know a fucking clue about AppleScript when I started modifying it.
<Templex> Things I did: removed color and added a period :D
<Tanner> Wow.
<Tanner> Impressive.
<Templex> Mad skillz.
<Templex> I can modify things easily to work the way I want them to.
<Tanner> Does that apply to anything?
<Tanner> Are you like MacGyver?
<Templex> One damn thing I can't get working, though, is the upside down script.
<Templex> No not really :P
<smort> Can you make it so that females don't get PMS?
<Templex> Nah.
<Templex> I can't modify females, sorry.
<smort> damn...
<Yanni> No, you don't understand. He -added- a period.
#67
3.79/5
Tanner
2007-02-24
* Tsukatu finds, to his surprise, that there are in fact no rules prohibiting the discussion of cocks and cunts, whether existing or otherwise.
<Tsukatu> LEAVING
<-- Tsukatu has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<maestro> Cocksucker.
<Tanner> Cuntlicker.
<apg> Cockfarmer.
#317
3.62/5
Tanner
2007-08-29
<Tanner> Borealis, you just don't like Walmart because it's pop.
<Borealis> Yes. That is why.
<Borealis> If there was a post-Walmart, I'd be there.
#8
3.56/5
Tanner
2007-02-18
<JeRK> o_O
<JeRK> A guy just walked past me.
<JeRK> And I'm on the fifth floor.
<Kablizzy> lol
<LittleViking> lol
<JeRK> oh, he's going to fix the ventilation...
<JeRK> now he got an electric shock O_o
<JeRK> It's Russia alright...
#5
3.52/5
Tanner
2007-02-18
=-= Kablizzy has changed the topic to “This is no longer a wang gyration free channel”
Kablizzy gyrates his wang freely.
#85
3.42/5
Tanner
2007-03-03
<Atilla> I'm so pure that /unicorns/ can't approach /me/ unless they're virgin mares.
#50
3.38/5
Tanner
2007-02-23
<Blizzard> Oh, geez. Someone just talked to me in such leetspeak, I thought it was german. <.<
#194
3.09/5
Tanner
2007-05-17
Tanner> !calc me+you
<feh> Error evaluating 'me+you': Could not evaluate me: the variable was not found in the symbol table
<Tanner> </3
#208
3.09/5
Tanner
2007-06-04
<JeRK> I need to decide: Sleep...
<JeRK> ...or House.
<Tanner> House is over, JeRK.
<Tanner> The finale was last week.
<JeRK> I'M IN FINLAND
<JeRK> WE ARE THREE YEARS BEHIND YOU IN TV
#218
3.00/5
Tanner
2007-06-11
<blue_tetris> We loved the City, the People, and the Culture... but not the Cock.
#250
2.90/5
Tanner
2007-07-16
<Jenni> I was young and idealistic.
* Vyacheslav (hottie@private-FCD8A0A5.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #n
<LittleViking> Thank God that's over.
* KinGAleX gives voice to Vyacheslav
<LittleViking> Thank God every day for that.
<Vyacheslav> What's over?
<Jakel> Hey, Vyache.
<LittleViking> Gulf War.
#270
2.83/5
Tanner
2007-07-24
* Plague (Plague@private-DD7156F2.dsl.lsan03.sbcglobal.net) has joined #n
<JeRK> IT'S THE PLAGUE
<JeRK> RUN
<Plague> of course, the traditional greeting
<Plague> yes, yes, indeed it is the Plague
<Plague> indeed i have the capacity to kill you all within the course of several minutes
<Plague> but, as you have all been sufficiently kind to me
<Plague> i will but darken your spirits slightly with bad news
<Plague> GOD HATES YOU
<Plague> there, now you're depressed, and my job is done
#7
2.73/5
Tanner
2007-02-18
* Red_Reamer has sent you an online card! Type /server mail to view it
* Quits: Toshosoft (Bulgarian@ottawa1.mWtNet)
* Joins: Toshosoft (Bulgarian@ottawa1.mWtNet)
<Toshosoft> ---- you RR
<Toshosoft> that was so stupid XD
<Red_Reamer> haha
<Red_Reamer> sif that worked
#274
2.69/5
Tanner
2007-07-26
<Twistkill> Who came up with the mom jokes anyways?
<Borealis> Your mom, Twistkill.
#6
2.67/5
Tanner
2007-02-18
<AlliedEnvy> maybe the level'll be goldless
<LittleViking> NOOOO!
<LittleViking> Goldless levels make Santa Claus sad.
<Patrick> that's heartless
<Patrick> santa claus must be suicidal then
<pimping654321> rofl
<LittleViking> Hah, Santa Claus is emo.
<pimping654321> lol
<Patrick> i guess he's gonna want green day instead of cookies
<LittleViking> Red and green day. (bah dum tch!)
#4
2.47/5
Tanner
2007-02-18
<LLCoolDave> hum, 71-3 stinks
<LLCoolDave> drones were occupiing the goal, couldn't get i n
<Maniac> Just be patient, and don't run in like a maniac.
<Maniac> Oh, crud.