Archive of the #N IRC Quotes Repository

#870 4.48/5 TS 2008-10-03	<TS> Well, okay, if you can go gay for Yanni, that's okay, I'm sure nobody can resist HIM. <@Yanni> Damn straight. <@Yanni> Or... not, in this case.
#2269 4.43/5 TS 2011-02-20	<@skyline> Does anyone else hate it when their entire ass goes numb from sitting down too long? <@skyline> It's really terrible. <@krusch> Oh, it's just atrocious. <@skyline> I like being able to feel my ass, I mean. <&KinGAleX> ... <&AlliedEnvy> I like being able to feel your ass, too.
#296 4.31/5 TS 2007-08-11	<uber_haxor> My brother just came into my room, right? <uber_haxor> And he comes in and says, "Why do you have lettuce in your room?" <uber_haxor> And I'm like, "What? I don't have any lettuce in here." <uber_haxor> And I turn around, and glory be, on my dresser, there's a box of lettuce. <TS> Pahahahahahaha! <uber_haxor> We both just burst out laughing, because I'm incredulous as to why there's a box of lettuce in my room.
#393 4.19/5 TS 2007-12-02	<Yahoozy> My dad has football on in the front room. <Yahoozy> I walked in, and the announcer said: "You penetrate as hard as you can, yeah. Then you lift the head and grab the feet. It's the best way to do it."
#255 4.08/5 TS 2007-07-19	<Mike> Starting a vent, so far w/ me and max_ride, join if you want at #groupventmap <max_ride> I would like the get the participats together prior to starting the thread so we can get it up and running pretty quickly. <max_ride> And we don't have to wait around for people to join and stuff. <LF> do you even know why vent maps are called vent maps? <Demonz> Ventrillo! <Mike> nope, join if you want though <TS> ... <TS> I hate you guys. <Mike> ;_; <TS> I mean, really... Vent maps are called vent maps for a reason. <TS> THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MADE USING VENT LOL. <TS> Not IRC. <TS> If you wanna use IRC, call em IRC maps. <TS> Dammit! <max_ride> Exactly! <Mike> ok IRC MAP At #groupventmap
#1009 4.08/5 TS 2009-01-01	<lord_day> Aju's sister would be hard to beat, but not hard to beat to.
#360 4.00/5 TS 2007-10-26	* smort is now known as smort\|goneforever <+smort\|goneforever> brb
#684 4.00/5 TS 2008-06-05	<@TS> Dave, stop raping metasecret. <@TS> You know, it was actually serious shit (relatively) when it started. <Skyline> Yeah. <@TS> Look at the posts starting from the earliest. <Skyline> I would know, because I'm the one who started it. <Hylian> Who said Dave wouldn't do those things? <~blue_tetris> My secrets are serious. <~blue_tetris> All of my secrets are serious. <@TS> I didn't say they weren't. <Skyline> Yes, I'm sure the Yahoozy Guacamole story was in complete sincerity. <@TS> I said you're raping the site. <~blue_tetris> I'm raping TheRealN.com? <~blue_tetris> Isn't that a bit like masturbation? <@TS> It is, kinda. <Yahoozy> Hahahahaha. <@Yanni> Aghahahaha. <@TS> But it suits you better. <~blue_tetris> It's like masturbation that you don't see coming.
#2018 4.00/5 TS 2010-09-03	<incluye> I suddenly have this incredible desire for Christmas <%Destiny> you got me there <Ingberlach> holy cow is it december where you are incluye <%Destiny> ... <%Destiny> ...what? <incluye> ... <incluye> What? <TS> ... What. <Mr_T> @Ingberlach. ? <Mr_T> ... :/ ://
#313 3.92/5 TS 2007-08-26	<T-EMapling-S> We should totally make noob day. <T-EMapling-S> And lowercase day. <T-EMapling-S> lowercase day would rock. <Yanni> it so would. <Vyacheslav> yeah <Vyacheslav> LOWERCASE FTW
#161 3.88/5 TS 2007-04-20	[16:30:03] <Vike91> Woo, i have got the blog! [16:30:21] <KinGAleX> He has got the blog! [16:30:25] <maestro> To the blog!
#187 3.87/5 TS 2007-05-12	[01:46:43] <blue_tetris> "Alright, gang. Let's split up. Shag and Scoob, you go into the basement. Velma, you check the attic. Daphne and I will stay here in the living room, where I'll be fisting her ass--erm--I mean, looking for clues..." [01:47:02] <blue_tetris> "...in her ass."
#353 3.78/5 TS 2007-10-17	<+Yanni> I DID IT AGAIN GODDAMNIT <~Kabloxy> o_O <+Yanni> RAN oVER MY TOE WITH TEH CHAIR ;_; <~Kabloxy> Waahahahahahahah. <~Kabloxy> I'm sorry. <~Kabloxy> That's not funny at all. <~Kabloxy> I've done that a number of times <+Yanni> YEAH LAUGH MR BIONIC HIP <~Kabloxy> Ahahahahaha. <~Kabloxy> We can rebuild him. <~Kabloxy> We can make him stronger, fatter, butter.
#935 3.73/5 TS 2008-11-04	<~blue_tetris> By the way, if they continue to tie, they just keep voting until March 4th. <~blue_tetris> "And if the House of Representatives shall not choose a President whenever the right of choice shall devolve upon them, before the fourth day of March next following, then the Vice-President shall act as President, as in the case of the death or other constitutional disability of the President." <&LittleViking> Hmmmm. <~blue_tetris> I don't think they really had a head for simple mechanics back then. They didn't figure there could be a tie when they first made up the rules, so they went back in and added a thing about it with the House. <~blue_tetris> And then the later found out the new rule could have a tie as well, so they said "You keep going, until it's not a tie anymore." <TS> Nuts. <~blue_tetris> And then Jefferson said "What if that takes too long?" And he said "Well, it can't take longer than March 4th. That would be crazy."
#212 3.60/5 TS 2007-06-05	[14:32:44] <KinGAleX> They need to make a type of pasta called Zerg Rush. [14:32:48] <KinGAleX> When you're not looking, it eats /you/.
#167 3.58/5 TS 2007-04-25	[01:16:29] <%spect> You know, don't get closer to me on territory. I know you can't do anything to me right now, but your cells worried me quite a bit anyways. [01:16:51] <~Kabloxy> Aww, I just wanna snuggle. ;_;
#416 3.55/5 TS 2007-12-21	* apg (d58ba0fd@C0EA7C6A.FDB9C1F7.A6F47ED7.IP) has joined #n * KinGAleX sets mode: +v apg <Yanni> apg! <Yanni> How's the leg? (...) * apg (d58ba0fd@C0EA7C6A.FDB9C1F7.A6F47ED7.IP) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)) <Yanni> ;_; <TS> I guess it's bad. <krusch> Hahaha. <krusch> It's so bad he fell off his internet.
#370 3.50/5 TS 2007-11-10	<Twistkill> It's scary to think that virtual reality could become so realistic that we might actually die in real life while playing the game... <T3chno> And respawn!
#405 3.22/5 TS 2007-12-13	<blue_tetris> You curiosity ruined the mystique. <blue_tetris> Yout <blue_tetris> Your <blue_tetris> Damn these sober hands.
#179 3.18/5 TS 2007-05-06	[20:53:48] <+smort> what's up with all these noobs lately showing up and thinking they can fit into the comunity? that really annoys me. I don't think anyone can do that. :> [20:54:10] <+Demonz> Yeah, like this one smort person.
#658 3.18/5 TS 2008-05-20	<arachnid> Morning all * Communist (chatzilla@private-D411A7AC.grapevine.net.au) has joined #n <Communist> Hello. <@Yanni> Hey, 'nid. * Yanni sets mode: +v Communist <Communist> 'nid? <@Yanni> 'nid. <Communist> why? <@Yanni> Because I was greeting him. <Communist> What about me? <Communist> It isn't fair <Communist> I've had enough now I want my share <fractalp> Life isn't fair. <@Yanni> You want equal treatment, I'm guessing?
#724 3.10/5 TS 2008-07-04	<@TS> I love momentum. <@spect> I love to Engineer. <@TS> I love this bakery. (PIE!) <@spect> I love the Blogosphere. <@TS> I love the whole world. <@TS> And all its messed-up folks. <@TS> BOOM DE YADA <@spect> BOOM DE YADA <@TS> BOOM DE YADA (I put on my robe and wizard hat!) <@spect> BOOM DE YADA <@TS> I love your suffering. <@spect> I LOVE CRYPTOGRAPHY <@TS> I love entagled sheets. <@spect> AND KITE PHOTOGRAPHY <@TS> I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD <@TS> AND ALL ITS MYSTERIES <@TS> BOOM DE YADA <@TS> BOOM DE YADA <@spect> BOOM DE YADA <@spect> BOOM DE YADA <@TS> I love elections! <@spect> I love Transistors. <@TS> I love weird pillow talk! <@spect> I love your sister. <@TS> I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD <@TS> THE FUTURE'S PRETTY COOL <@TS> BOOM DE YADA <@TS> BOOM DE YADA <@spect> BOOM DE YADA <@spect> BOOM DE YADA <@TS> <3 <@spect> <3 <3 Happy birthday spect!
#682 3.00/5 TS 2008-06-04	<TS> http://metanet.2.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=3407 <spect> Bahahahaha! <spect> Man, wait a second, wait a sec... <spect> http://xkcd.com/255/ <spect> This is the most fitting comic in that situation, for me. <spect> Because I always thought that post was really huge. Huge, man.
#1008 2.86/5 TS 2009-01-01	<Kablizzy> No levels were harmed in the making of Anthology.
#874 2.10/5 TS 2008-10-04	<@Snuggletummy> Luckily for me, I'm Superman. <TS> Snugs, Superman isn't immune to AIDS. <@Snuggletummy> After I was cut, I immediatly started to heal, and I stopped bleeding. <@Snuggletummy> I am immune to AIDS> <TS> The whole kryptonite thing is just a plot device. <@Snuggletummy> It's simple NOT to get it. * smartalco (Alco@37D6BAC6.DC9BAB43.1E202EE0.IP) has joined #n <smartalco> magic. balls. * Eiturlyf (chatzilla@wpe-413F9538.dsl.dynamic.simnet.is) has joined #n <spoon> Erm... <TS> MAGIC BALLS? SNUGS YOU HAVE MAGIC BALLS? <TS> Goddayumm. <@Snuggletummy> YES!
#314 2.00/5 TS 2007-08-26
#2020 1.92/5 TS 2010-09-03	<TS> I'm quoting this. <%Destiny> no way <Ingberlach> no shut up <incluye> ... <Mr_T> Hahaha. <Ingberlach> stop <%Destiny> i was going to quote it D: <Mr_T> Too late. <Ingberlach> no <Ingberlach> shut <Ingberlach> up <Mr_T> Too late bro. <Ingberlach> stop and go to the tit website <GamingWolf> BEYOND STUPID <+LAZORTITS> o_o <Ingberlach> damn what is wrong with you <TS> No I am quoting this. <TS> Fuck you <Ingberlach> damn <Ingberlach> no <TS> I haven't done a quote in ages. <Ingberlach> quote this <Ingberlach> no. <%Destiny> i can let you have this one, i suppose <Ingberlach> no <Ingberlach> stop. <TS> Sweet. <TS> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?2018 http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?2019
#174 1.91/5 TS 2007-05-05	[16:16:51] <krusch> I'm off to wash my hair. [16:17:01] * krusch is now known as rkusch\|Away [16:17:05] <TS> Ahahaha. [16:17:06] <maestro> Heheh. [16:17:10] <rkusch\|Away> Ahahaha! [16:17:12] <Vyacheslav> lol [16:17:15] <rkusch\|Away> I'm so leaving that.