It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#1671
4.37/5
SlappyMcGee
2010-01-15
<Ejaculate> how is post-modern post-modern, when it defies it's most basic creedo
<Ejaculate> ?
<aphexxx> I really cannot be fucked to debate with someone named "ejaculate" the irony of post modernism.
#1575
4.35/5
SlappyMcGee
2009-10-23
<Obylisk> whoa
<Obylisk> the chick from numbers is bisexual
<Obylisk> did not see that coming
<SlappyMcGee> Neither does she, half the time.
#1148
4.22/5
SlappyMcGee
2009-03-13
ortsz originial post: I hate mediocrity, watermelon, and SlappyMcGee.

<SlappyMcGee> You hate mediocrity and watermelon, maestro?
<SlappyMcGee> :'(
<&ortsz> In fairness, I don't hate watermelon or mediocrity, but I had to come up with a list of three items.
<SlappyMcGee> :(
<SlappyMcGee> :(:(:(:(:(
<SlappyMcGee> LOOK AT HOW FROWNY YOU'VE MADE ME!
<SlappyMcGee> I'VE SHOWERED YOU WITH NOTHING BUT GOODWILL AND OFFBEAT LOVE
<SlappyMcGee> I EVEN NAMED TWO OF MY SIMS AFTER YOU!
<SlappyMcGee> MEAT AND STROKE MAPLETHORPE.
<Cornface> Two?
<Cornface> Haha
<Cornface> Did you kill them?
<Cornface> I would kill them.
<SlappyMcGee> THEY HAD A POOL AND A DECK AND A FUCKING BIG SCREEN AND A COFFEE MAKER AND TWO RECREATIONAL POSTERS THEY'D LOOK AT WHILE ENTERTAINING GUESTS
<&ortsz> Entertaining them sexually?
<SlappyMcGee> In the ass!
#1149
3.95/5
SlappyMcGee
2009-03-14
* &LittleViking is now playing: Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Blaise Bailey Finnegan III [Live at All Tommorrows Parties 4/8/03]
<@SlappyMcGee> LV, your taste in music is like drinking alcoholic honey from the teet of Jesus Christ.
<&LittleViking> I agree, I do.
<&LittleViking> Wait, what?
#1140
3.71/5
SlappyMcGee
2009-03-10
<SlappyMcGee> Douchebag.
<isaacx> tanner called my that onece
<isaacx> just he said "douche in bag form"
<SlappyMcGee> Huh.
<SlappyMcGee> Wonder.
<SlappyMcGee> Why.
<SlappyMcGee> You.
<SlappyMcGee> Fucking.
<SlappyMcGee> DOUCHEBAG.
<isaacx> nope
#1708
3.70/5
SlappyMcGee
2010-02-03
<Destiny> Is mantis an american expression? I don't get it...
#1682
3.22/5
SlappyMcGee
2010-01-20
<Gandhi> You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
#1274
2.38/5
SlappyMcGee
2009-06-01
<bobaganuesh_2> ChaosWolf: mmm, mmm, /MOTHERFUCKING DISGUSTING/
<bobaganuesh_2> jk
#1467
2.31/5
SlappyMcGee
2009-08-15
[19:31:17] <@Vike91> I'm not a noob anymore