It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<Kablizzy> Life's been all, "FUCK YOU BLIZZ." And I'm all, "What? No, fuck YOU, life." And it's all, "NOW I GOT YOUR SOFA." And then it runs off with my sofa.|
|<Impulse> !8ball Will I get laid soon?
<RavenBot> Impulse , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: I'd have to say no on that one
<Ravenclaw> !8ball Will I get laid soon?
<RavenBot> Ravenclaw , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: That question is too stupid for me to answer
<Impulse> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
<RavenBot> Impulse , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Only if you're gay
|<Snuggletummy> See, there's no way in fucking hell Im spending $200 on a program.
<Animator> Oooh, miracles do come true.
<victim> Why not?
<Jean-Luc> it's under Tools, I think
<Snuggletummy> Because $200 for an image editing program?
<Snuggletummy> That's fucking stupid.
<Snuggletummy> Plus, I'm not made of money.
<victim> The professionals use it.
<victim> You can get elements.
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<Snuggletummy> I don't care if the professionals suck donkey dick.
<Snuggletummy> it's not like I'm going to do it too.
<victim> Maybe they do.
<maestro> Elements is worse than being raped by a extension cord.
<victim> Sounds like fun.
<maestro> Which isn't saying much because that's actually quite fun.
|<LF> In my opinion all of lifes problems can be solved with missiles
<LF> if the problem isn't solved you're not using enough missiles
|<kirby> i feel sick after seeing my friends' boobs|
|<Templex> Someone give me an idea for a map.
<Templex> A theme, motif.
<Templex> You get credits of course.
<Ravenclaw> A futuristic city?
<notkitt> pants templex
<Templex> No pants.
<notkitt> NO PANTS what a great idea
|<spoon> My baby sis gets upset whenever I take my pocket knife away from her.
<spoon> She's getting it all slobby
<spoon> She's rusting it.
(She's putting it in her mouth? Some brother you are).
|[First round of mafia]
<Tanner> Man, anyone who votes no lynch on the first round is either mafia or a pussy.
<Kaglaxyclax> 04:::: LET'S VOTE.
<Kaglaxyclax> 12*** State, once, the name of the player who you would like to lynch, using the format "LYNCH <player_name>". You may not abstain from this vote, but you may vote "NO LYNCH".
<Kaglaxyclax> >>> If at least half of the votes are for the same player and there is no tie, that player is lynched. Otherwise, no lynch.
<ninja143> no lynch
<Pawz> LYNCH Impulse ;_;
<Ravenclaw> NO LYNCH
<Tanner> NO LYNCH
[Tanner wasn't mafia that round]
|* incluyeBANGBANG is now known as incluye|notarousedbylargebreas|
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