It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<Amlt> Hmm. LittleViking, Adaware picks up some Tracking Cookies from SpacePimp, I take it these are nothing to worry about?
<LittleViking> No, they're spyware.
<LittleViking> We were hoping you'd never notice.
|<Obelisk> i think you can download a video card|
|<SlappyMcGee> Is there anybody here who wouldn't call an emergency number if they started to vomit blood?
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<Vyacheslav> There's your answer.
|<Templex> That's like the Private Browsing on Safari, it's for porn.
<Obylisk> Whats safari?
<Templex> It's a trip through Africa on some bumpy Jeep.
<Templex> Now go away.
<@Vyacheslav> <3 Templex
<Obylisk> African porn???
* Obylisk is utterly confused now
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<@Vyacheslav> African beastiality,
<Animator|essay> IRC froze on me with that question.
<@Vyacheslav> You mean you're utterly aroused now.
<@Vyacheslav> hey Skyline
<Skyline> That is -exactly- the kind of thing I want to see when I enter this channel.
<Skyline> African bestiality.
<Skyline> Fucking perfect.
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<Tsukatu> I think they're amusing as all hell.
|<blue_tetris> WoW gamers are not gamers. They are slaves.|
|<LittleViking> Man, no Twilight Zone marathon on today. What is TV even good for without that?
<Vyacheslav> LittleViking: Corrupting the minds of young children?
<LittleViking> Oh, good enough
|<ChaosWolf> Vyacheslav, will you go out with me?
<Vyacheslav> ChaosWolf, it depends.
<Vyacheslav> Do you have AIDS or any STD's?
<Vyacheslav> Then no.
|<Vyacheslav> I just unzipped for no reason.
<LittleViking> It's so cool.
|<Jig> I'ma go call Maddie. bibi evrbuddy
<Vyacheslav> tell Maddie I say hi.
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<LittleViking> Maddie = Guis
|<Vyacheslav> Dinner time.
* thecalcgenius is away: Dinner.
|<Chase> I'd like to Hard Drive /her/
<Blizzard> They do call it a /hard/ drive.
<Vyacheslav> They call it a floppy drive.
<Chase> You're the apple of my iMac
<Blizzard> Maybe for you, Pavs.
<Vyacheslav> He's playing with his floppy drive.
<Chase> You turn my Floppy disk into a hard drive
<Vyacheslav> Not for me...
<Chase> Geek chat up lines
<Vyacheslav> Chase, that's exactly what I was thinking.,
<darn_hippie> "do you have something in you cd drive or are you just happy to see me?"
<Blizzard> 'Putting a floppy disk into the hard drive' starts not making sense in terms of innuendo.
<Chase> You're a 'Dual Core' processer huh?
<Vyacheslav> Put your floppy into her drive.
<darn_hippie> my line was better
<Chase> I'd like to insert my USB into /her/ port
<Vyacheslav> Plug and play.
<darn_hippie> "i'd pay for that program"
|<Pavel> What's 4chan?
|<Fingersonherfrets> bah, everything is made a game nowadays
<T3chno> The game was soooo stupid
<Vyacheslav> "Help Dora the Explorer Cross the Border!"
|<Vyacheslav> I dedicate this song to the Pope.
* Vyacheslav is now rockin' to: "Necrolust" by Mayhem; Deathcrush, 00:02/03:37 192kbps 4.98mb.
|<Vyacheslav> <@Obby> Neanderthals did not sit around masturbating.
<Trogdor007> We're referring to it as "Going on tour."
| <Vyacheslav> My English teacher told us how he cheated on all of his girlfriends in his past.
<Vyacheslav> It was hilarious.
<Vyacheslav> So he told us a story.
<Vyacheslav> Of how he had 2 gf's at once.
<Vyacheslav> One was over at his house.
<Vyacheslav> Then the doorbell rings.
<Vyacheslav> The 2nd gf brought him a cake.
<Vyacheslav> She places it on his table.
<Vyacheslav> Then the two girls see each other.
<Vyacheslav> Stare each other down and say to my teacher: "Who is THAT?!" pointing at the other girl
<Vyacheslav> The first gf ran out of his house.
<Vyacheslav> He goes to the 2nd one, "It's not what you think..."
<Vyacheslav> She goes, "I don't trust you. Bye."
<Vyacheslav> He goes, "wait! Can I have the cake?"
<Vyacheslav> She goes, "No." and slams the door.
|[Vyacheslav] My mouse has logged 25.5 km in 16 days, 17 hours and 21 minutes.
<ATR> Have you walked that far in that time?
[Vyacheslav] Hm. Debatable.
|<AF> You fell asleep last night, right, Jig?
<Jig> Right around the time the Zeppelin was going out to save Thaniel
<AF> Just curious, since you stopped responding, and you're now acting like you've been up all night.
<Jig> Nah. Dave filled me in when I woke up, right after the session ended and you guys left.
[Vyacheslav] AF that sounds like Windows Me.