It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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|<&Yanni> "Consider this: if a woman has only sons, she is the first woman in an unbroken line of women going back to the origin of humans to not have a daughter. The reverse is true with fathers having only daughters."
<&Yanni> (to change the topic drastically)
<spoon> That's... Somehow really disturbing to me, Yanni.
|<@halifax> Anyway, poll: Should Dox be allowed to talk in #n?
<Snuggletummy> Slowly, my pulsating gemini ectoplasm begins to fill your ass.
|<~s\\\\\t> !wiki worst double penetration scene
<Box> "Jack the Ripper" is the best-known name given to an unidentified serial killer who was active in the largely impoverished areas in and around the Whitechapel district of London in 1888. The name originated in a letter, written by someone claiming to be the murderer, that was disseminated in the media. The letter is widely believed to have been a hoax, and may have been written by a journalist in a deliberate attempt to heighten interest in the story. Other nicknames used fo
<~s\\\\\t> Yeah, you don't want that.
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<@halifax> We've been expecting you, Rory.
* Quits: Rozer (Rory@4F565704.1F1AB7F2.DE2CD75D.IP) (Connection reset by peer)
<@halifax> We weren't expecting that.
|<kuri> uh you dont need to????
<kuri> its dropbox it plays from browser
<@Snuggletummy> kuri, I would have, but your extra question marks have made me decide not to.
<kuri> please dude!
<kuri> i promise not to use a question mark ever again!!
|<~KinGAleX> My girlfriend was just talking about how she liked her friend's kindle.
<~KinGAleX> I was considering looking at other eReaders.
<~KinGAleX> Then I remembered women don't work that way.
<~KinGAleX> Bitch wants a Kindle, bitch gets a Kindle.
|<BFGisphone> hi glass_arm.
<BFGisphone> ortsz and orange are jacking each other off in #n
<glass_arm> yeah i see o_o
<~oughts> i want to eat that
<~oughts> i want to make it but i have no cos lettuce or rolls
<~oughts> or motivation to crumb and fry chicken or whatever
<~oughts> still i should pimp this shit out
<~oughts> or a teriyaki burger
<~oughts> i am so making a fucking teriyaki burger tomorrow
<~oughts> it is decided
<~oughts> i will go out and get teriyaki
<~oughts> and burger
<~oughts> and then make it
<~oughts> but i'm hungry now
<~oughts> i wish i had money to go anywhere
<~oughts> on a whim
<~oughts> like that's my absolute number one wish in the world
<~oughts> to be able to say i want to go some place
<~oughts> anywhere in the world
<~oughts> and to have the freedom to get on a plane or whatever and go
<~oughts> like within 12 hours
<~oughts> just be like fuck it
<~oughts> i want to go to guatemala
<~oughts> i mean that's just an example
<~oughts> no-one wants to go to guatemala
<~oughts> but you get my point
<~oughts> i've often wondered
<~oughts> whether the filet o fish is edible
<~oughts> like a fish burger
<~oughts> that's not right
<~oughts> fucking catholics
<~oughts> get this shit
<~oughts> when it was introduced
<~oughts> the franchiser who invented it made a deal with ray kroc
<~oughts> the mcdonalds owner
<~oughts> a competition of two non-meat burgers
<~oughts> and whichever sold the most would become a permanent menu item
<~oughts> it was the filet-o-fish versus ray kroc's hula burger
<~oughts> pineapple and cheese in a bun
<~oughts> like what is that
<~oughts> oh god birth videos everywhere
<~oughts> this is the worst part of youtube
<~oughts> birth and smooth jazz
|<kr7sch> hello y'all
<kr7sch> I went to a hardcore gig last night.
<kr7sch> So good.
<kr7sch> Then I went home with a girl and smoked a joint, listened to Spiderland and fisted her.
<kr7sch> Then she gave me a haircut in the morning.
<skyline> Hey wow!
<skyline> Good times.
<skyline> Although I can't actually imagine you fisting anyone.
<@otters> how the hell does fisting work? the vagina is not meant to hold a fist
<@otters> - actual quote from somebody I know
<kr7sch> Ehh, it works.
<kr7sch> Best night.
|[51:05] <@Raif> bbl
[51:16] * afkid is now known as golfkid
[51:21] <@golfkid> I come back and Raif leaves?
1 Hour 7 Minutes 59 Seconds Later
[59:04] * Joins: Raif
[00:44] <@Raif> hello
[01:40] * golfkid is now known as afkid
[02:19] <@Raif> I come back and golfkid leaves?
|<remm> I have two friends on facebook who have infants
<remm> and it seems all they do is post about the 'cute' of their babby
<remm> shameless cute whoring
|<Penis> lol, my dog moved from the couch to the chair
<&Meta> I'm glad you can't see how dumb I was just now
<@golfkid> How dumb were you meta?
<&Meta> I couldn't figure out what a "dog" was
<&Meta> I was thinking "did he mean log?" or, "is dog some kind of object that just randomly moves from place to place"?
<&Meta> oh what the hell
<@golfkid> Major brain fart
|<kai|APB> go die colgate
<Colgate> rose would die watching ponies
<Rose> I would.
|<Aidiera> I am ashamed to say I watched this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1196141/
<kuri> its pretty good?
<Aidiera> Not in the least.
<Aidiera> I'd rather masturbate with sandpaper than watch it again.
* Aidiera adds sandpaper to his shopping list
|<Vike91> What can you say to your dog but not to your girlfriend?
|<ska> holy shit
<ska> i just got a sext from my sister O_O
<ska> either 3 things could explain that
<ska> 1) she accidentally sent that to me instead of a guy she meant to
<ska> 2) someone's sick joke
<ska> 3) actually wants to have sex with me.
<ska> i think i need to just delete it and claim ignorance.
<ska> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING
|<kurin> i should just die :(
<Snuggletummy> What are you, your mother?
<kurin> i wish
|<glass_arm> aodhnfgodfhajiladfnwaiglkhj dammit
<da_guru> that sounds interesting
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<Snuggletummy> !part #n
* Parts: ApexPredator (AndrewDetm@scave-D430B052.nh.wku.edu)
<@golfkid> Speedhack detected
<@golfkid> In the middle of my ep 53 run
|<van> WHAT WOULD WORLD DO WITHOUT CHEESE?|
|[57:53] * Parts: LittleViking (LittleViki@scave-6429017A.lsanca.fios.verizon.net)
[57:54] <@scythe> LittleViking: do you know anything about github?
[58:03] <@scythe> Goddamn fucking cuntass.
|<sidke> derp derp derp derp derp
<sidke> derp derp derp derp
<sidke> derp derp derp
<sidke> derp derp
<@halifax> a derpagon
<sidke> the glorious derpagon
|<+Snuggletummy> I think I know a rapist's mindset.
<@scythe> I suppose I won't be sleeping tonight.
<+Snuggletummy> "Thrill her then kill her"
|<trance> It doesn't matter if a reviewer know its, but it is just an extention of the title name of your profile.
<Penis> ive been thinking TILE, not title
<trance> Like this: "User information of 1211" four numbers equal one
<Penis> yeah, i know waht it is
<trance> I meant "five" instead of "one"
|<Epic4Ever> omfg i surely cant get a date in real life bu i can get molested in the cyberworld.....
* @ska rubs jelly over Epic4Ever's tits.
<kyozo_43> What are you doing Raif>
<@Raif> that is me taking out my anger on my keyboard
|<@golfkid> The meta doesn't need fbf|
|<Penis> thats kool, no one kares
<Penis> [do it]
<Ardee> I fail to see how implementing capitals in a bot's speak would be hard
<Kool> ahhh, lights >:
<&gloomp> YOU HEAR THAT, KOOL? NO ONE CARES
<BFG10K> Ardee, do you know anything about coding shit like that?
<Kool> Im so unloved
<BFG10K> Kool, I love you.
<&gloomp> Yeah, implementing capitals would be absolutely the most basic thing.
<BFG10K> As long as you'll put out, I'll always love you. <3
<Kool> :D, you know it
<@golfkid> Hey Penis
<Penis> hey glock
* @golfkid BANG!
<Penis> yup, i've always been thinking that
<@golfkid> * Penis BANG!
<@golfkid> Much more satisfying, if you know what I mean
<Penis> why yould you shooy your own penis?
<Penis> where's meta?
<@golfkid> Lurking somewhere
<Penis> dark alleyways probably
<@golfkid> Hi Pony
<Arctic_Pony> hey golf
<Arctic_Pony> lots of people call you 'golf', but does anyone just call you 'kid'?
<@golfkid> Not really
<Penis> he's a man
<@golfkid> And I'm glad for it
<Penis> heh, thats our kid
<Arctic_Pony> its a bird! its a plane! no, its GOLFMAN
<Arctic_Pony> with his trusty sidekick, penis!
<@golfkid> lol nope
<@golfkid> With his trusty sidekick, Arctic_Pony!
<Penis> together we fight holes & infultrate them
<Arctic_Pony> nobody rides the Arctic Pony
<@golfkid> Not even Santa Claus?
<Arctic_Pony> he did once, and regrets it
* Penis gets on the Arctic Pony... but doesn't go anywhere so technically he's not "riding" him
<@golfkid> How about robo-Santa, a la Futurama
<Arctic_Pony> since i dont watch futurama much i am unable to give a witty response
<Penis> that was good enough arctic
<Arctic_Pony> im pretty sure Golfman wouldn't ride a pony, he would ride a golfcart
<Arctic_Pony> and battle enemies with super power infused golf clubs
<@golfkid> hahaha, no I prefer to carry my bag
<Penis> & i can be his penis
<@golfkid> Sorry, already got one of those
<@golfkid> You can be my backup penis in case mine breaks though
<Penis> mwhahaha... not anymore!!
<@golfkid> Or is otherwise knocked out of commission
<Arctic_Pony> Golfman's arch enemy? Bunkerboy!
<Arctic_Pony> throwing sand in the eyes of his nemeses
<&Meta> that sounds more like his unhelpful sidekick AP
<Penis> & waterwoman
<@golfkid> Hi Meat
<&Meta> Hey glof
<@golfkid> Which dark alley were you lurking in?
<Penis> hey moat
<Arctic_Pony> that would definitely make a more entertaining comic meta
<&Meta> the dentist one
<Colgate> colgate until frost rubs his wine or two teams from my friends too
<P-enix> colgate eats wine
<Colgate> it eats shields are usefl
<P-enix> colgate etagloc
<Colgate> colgate means hang yourself
<P-enix> colgate means hang yourself
<Colgate> colgate isn't /stupid/, she's just not call yourself to keep getting a text message every time in past sins
<P-enix> she know? 0.o
<P-enix> colgate is cool
<Colgate> okay cool guitar tones but it in the 2nd grade list of 5/5 albums that are
<P-enix> that are? colgate
<Colgate> @tanner: i eat, i don't use saxophones in metal are?
<P-enix> no colgate, your changing the subject
<Colgate> and bring up a subject by far, the dark ride on a pony swag
<P-enix> was this dark ride rape colgate? if it was you need to tell someone
<Colgate> legally change your last ride > 7 of the bridge
<P-enix> no colgate, it's okay, he can't hurt you here, you can talk about it
<Colgate> i like a certain length and it hurt my lungs.
<P-enix> thats very [laughs the fuck out of colgate] good colgate, continue
<Colgate> i'm looking for her, and continue
<P-enix> looking for who colgate? was it a woman with a Penis?
<P-enix> I raped you?! i'm so sorry colgate
<Colgate> bill doesn't get raped trixie
<P-enix> i didn't rape anyone but you colgate
<Colgate> but animals rape victims
<P-enix> so an animal raped you aswel, after the incident, what kind of animal colgate?
<Colgate> animal sex.
<P-enix> so you wern't raped by the animal, you had sex with it colgate?
<Colgate> i /like/ being raped by the trial period never supposed to the store and old room.
<P-enix> what is this trial period colgate
<Colgate> i think if they found out through trial and celestia knows i had four artists too.
<P-enix> colgate, please try & stay on topic
<Colgate> now there's this bot topic
<P-enix> yes there is colgate, very good, but we are talking about your rape
<Colgate> rape is disgusting.
<P-enix> good, you understand colgate, so you know who raped you?
<Colgate> ponies are the spread of those crazy with ocs and i was being raped by ponies.
<P-enix> thats horrible colgate
<Colgate> if map is virtual xi which is horrible
<P-enix> so you have a map of the ponies location colgate?
<Colgate> get his location as america, wut.
<P-enix> the ponies that raped you are in america colgate?
<Colgate> i am america we have a couple harsh :/
<P-enix> the ponies were harsh when they raped you colgate.. do you remember anything about where you were?
<Colgate> rags2rags do you ever think you were?
<P-enix> i was what colgate?
<Colgate> i've been really into cuckold colgate?
<P-enix> so you were having sex with strangers colgate, we checked you computer records & notice you've been to "fuckmedaily.com" is this how the rapist ponies found you?
<Colgate> i here in a larger brony meetup myself, partly to strangers
<P-enix> so you had a big orgy with friends & strangers colgate, & then did the ponies take you somewhere?
<Colgate> an ad somewhere?
<P-enix> what do you mean colgate?
<Colgate> music is your mother, colgate?
<P-enix> so your mother was involved colgate?
<Colgate> fluttershy gets involved in half my money all about the thief ~~ daft punk || homework
<P-enix> you were robbed by "daft punk". okay we'll look into it colgate
<Colgate> mwuhaha np: daft punk are both here.
<P-enix> daft punk is here colgate, can you point him out?
<Colgate> i know it uses this computer because jddj3j and daft punk are both are the others still good movie
<Rose> I'm going to guess that P-enix is causing Colgate to speak.
* Rose sets ban on *!Paradox-Da@*.53BE2ECE.D5961D0E.IP
* Rose has kicked P-enix from #mapdraft (Rose)
* Rose sets ban on *!Paradox-Da@*
|<kurin> marcus skivel?|