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#2551 4.17/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-03-14	<&Yanni> "Consider this: if a woman has only sons, she is the first woman in an unbroken line of women going back to the origin of humans to not have a daughter. The reverse is true with fathers having only daughters." <&Yanni> (to change the topic drastically) <spoon> That's... Somehow really disturbing to me, Yanni.
#2511 4.00/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-01-11	<@halifax> Anyway, poll: Should Dox be allowed to talk in #n? <@scythe> No. <~noisette> Yes. <Snuggletummy> Slowly, my pulsating gemini ectoplasm begins to fill your ass.
#2688 3.91/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-11-27	<~s\\\\\t> !wiki worst double penetration scene <Box> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_the_Ripper <Box> "Jack the Ripper" is the best-known name given to an unidentified serial killer who was active in the largely impoverished areas in and around the Whitechapel district of London in 1888. The name originated in a letter, written by someone claiming to be the murderer, that was disseminated in the media. The letter is widely believed to have been a hoax, and may have been written by a journalist in a deliberate attempt to heighten interest in the story. Other nicknames used fo <~s\\\\\t> Hahaha. <~s\\\\\t> Yeah, you don't want that.
#2518 3.90/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-01-18	* Joins: Rozer (Rory@4F565704.1F1AB7F2.DE2CD75D.IP) <@halifax> We've been expecting you, Rory. * Quits: Rozer (Rory@4F565704.1F1AB7F2.DE2CD75D.IP) (Connection reset by peer) <@halifax> We weren't expecting that.
#2509 3.73/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-01-07	<kuri> uh you dont need to???? <kuri> its dropbox it plays from browser <@Snuggletummy> kuri, I would have, but your extra question marks have made me decide not to. <kuri> please dude! <kuri> i promise not to use a question mark ever again!!
#2733 3.44/5 Paradox-Dragon 2013-01-05	<~KinGAleX> My girlfriend was just talking about how she liked her friend's kindle. <~KinGAleX> I was considering looking at other eReaders. <~KinGAleX> Then I remembered women don't work that way. <~KinGAleX> Bitch wants a Kindle, bitch gets a Kindle.
#2675 3.33/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-11-25	<BFGisphone> hi glass_arm. <glass_arm> hey. <BFGisphone> ortsz and orange are jacking each other off in #n <glass_arm> yeah i see o_o
#2595 3.29/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-07-02	<~oughts> http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/quality/basic_information/flashimages/q_bigchicken_l.jpg <~oughts> i want to eat that <~oughts> i want to make it but i have no cos lettuce or rolls <~oughts> or motivation to crumb and fry chicken or whatever <~oughts> still i should pimp this shit out <~oughts> or a teriyaki burger <~oughts> man <~oughts> i am so making a fucking teriyaki burger tomorrow <~oughts> it is decided <~oughts> i will go out and get teriyaki <~oughts> and burger <~oughts> and then make it <~oughts> but i'm hungry now <~oughts> i wish i had money to go anywhere <~oughts> on a whim <~oughts> like that's my absolute number one wish in the world <~oughts> to be able to say i want to go some place <~oughts> anywhere in the world <~oughts> and to have the freedom to get on a plane or whatever and go <~oughts> like within 12 hours <~oughts> just be like fuck it <~oughts> i want to go to guatemala <~oughts> i mean that's just an example <~oughts> no-one wants to go to guatemala <~oughts> but you get my point <~oughts> i've often wondered <~oughts> whether the filet o fish is edible <~oughts> like a fish burger <~oughts> that's not right <~oughts> fucking catholics <~oughts> haha <~oughts> get this shit <~oughts> when it was introduced <~oughts> the franchiser who invented it made a deal with ray kroc <~oughts> the mcdonalds owner <~oughts> a competition of two non-meat burgers <~oughts> and whichever sold the most would become a permanent menu item <~oughts> it was the filet-o-fish versus ray kroc's hula burger <~oughts> pineapple and cheese in a bun <~oughts> like what is that
#2658 3.12/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-11-11	<~oughts> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH0sRTYd17I <~oughts> oh god birth videos everywhere <~oughts> this is the worst part of youtube <~oughts> birth and smooth jazz
#2508 3.10/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-01-07	<kr7sch> hello y'all <kr7sch> I went to a hardcore gig last night. <kr7sch> So good. <kr7sch> Then I went home with a girl and smoked a joint, listened to Spiderland and fisted her. <kr7sch> Then she gave me a haircut in the morning. <skyline> Hey wow! <skyline> Good times. <skyline> Although I can't actually imagine you fisting anyone. <@otters> how the hell does fisting work? the vagina is not meant to hold a fist <@otters> - actual quote from somebody I know <kr7sch> Ehh, it works. <kr7sch> Best night.
#2531 2.57/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-02-10	[51:05] <@Raif> bbl [51:16] * afkid is now known as golfkid [51:21] <@golfkid> I come back and Raif leaves? 1 Hour 7 Minutes 59 Seconds Later [59:04] * Joins: Raif [00:44] <@Raif> hello [01:40] * golfkid is now known as afkid [02:19] <@Raif> I come back and golfkid leaves?
#2565 2.50/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-04-19	<remm> I have two friends on facebook who have infants <remm> and it seems all they do is post about the 'cute' of their babby <remm> shameless cute whoring
#2448 2.11/5 Paradox-Dragon 2011-10-11	<Penis> lol, my dog moved from the couch to the chair <&Meta> I'm glad you can't see how dumb I was just now <@golfkid> How dumb were you meta? <&Meta> I couldn't figure out what a "dog" was <&Meta> I was thinking "did he mean log?" or, "is dog some kind of object that just randomly moves from place to place"? <Penis> lol <&Meta> oh what the hell <@golfkid> ahahaha <@golfkid> Major brain fart
#2449 2.11/5 Paradox-Dragon 2011-10-11	<kai\|APB> go die colgate <Colgate> rose would die watching ponies <Rose> I would. <kai\|APB> lol
#2549 2.00/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-03-05	<Aidiera> I am ashamed to say I watched this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1196141/ <kuri> why <kuri> its pretty good? <Aidiera> Not in the least. <Aidiera> I'd rather masturbate with sandpaper than watch it again. * Aidiera adds sandpaper to his shopping list
#2540 1.78/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-02-15	<Vike91> What can you say to your dog but not to your girlfriend? <Vike91> Come!
#2523 1.71/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-01-26	<ska> holy shit <ska> i just got a sext from my sister O_O <ska> either 3 things could explain that <ska> 1) she accidentally sent that to me instead of a guy she meant to <ska> 2) someone's sick joke <ska> 3) actually wants to have sex with me. <ska> wtf <ska> i think i need to just delete it and claim ignorance. <ska> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING
#2522 1.29/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-01-25	<kurin> i should just die :( <Snuggletummy> What are you, your mother? <kurin> i wish
#2583 1.29/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-06-07	<glass_arm> aodhnfgodfhajiladfnwaiglkhj dammit <da_guru> that sounds interesting
#2543 1.00/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-02-16	* Joins: ApexPredator (AndrewDetm@scave-D430B052.nh.wku.edu) <Snuggletummy> !shutup <Snuggletummy> !part #n * Parts: ApexPredator (AndrewDetm@scave-D430B052.nh.wku.edu)
#2476 1.00/5 Paradox-Dragon 2011-12-05	<@golfkid> NOOOO!Q!!!!!!!! <@golfkid> Speedhack detected <@golfkid> ARRRGHGHGHGHG <@golfkid> In the middle of my ep 53 run <@golfkid> /ragequit
#2469 0.89/5 Paradox-Dragon 2011-11-18	<van> WHAT WOULD WORLD DO WITHOUT CHEESE?
#2582 0.75/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-06-06	[57:53] * Parts: LittleViking (LittleViki@scave-6429017A.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) [57:54] <@scythe> LittleViking: do you know anything about github? [58:03] <@scythe> Goddamn fucking cuntass.
#2533 0.71/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-02-11	<sidke> derp derp derp derp derp <sidke> derp derp derp derp <sidke> derp derp derp <sidke> derp derp <sidke> derp <@halifax> a derpagon <sidke> behold <sidke> the glorious derpagon
#2569 0.60/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-05-04	<+Snuggletummy> I think I know a rapist's mindset. <@scythe> I suppose I won't be sleeping tonight. <+Snuggletummy> "Thrill her then kill her"
#2460 0.50/5 Paradox-Dragon 2011-11-03	<trance> It doesn't matter if a reviewer know its, but it is just an extention of the title name of your profile. <Penis> oh <Penis> ive been thinking TILE, not title <trance> Like this: "User information of 1211" four numbers equal one <Penis> yeah, i know waht it is <trance> :/ <trance> I meant "five" instead of "one"
#2530 0.50/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-02-02	<Epic4Ever> omfg i surely cant get a date in real life bu i can get molested in the cyberworld..... * @ska rubs jelly over Epic4Ever's tits.
#2535 0.50/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-02-12	<@Raif> Akagdshjfwgswsufukgafkgafhs <@Raif> sADSFDsfk <kyozo_43> What are you doing Raif> <@Raif> that is me taking out my anger on my keyboard
#2447 0.33/5 Paradox-Dragon 2011-10-11	<@golfkid> The meta doesn't need fbf
#2446 0.21/5 Paradox-Dragon 2011-10-11	<Penis> thats kool, no one kares <Penis> [do it] <Ardee> I fail to see how implementing capitals in a bot's speak would be hard <Kool> ahhh, lights >: <&gloomp> YOU HEAR THAT, KOOL? NO ONE CARES <Kool> :( <BFG10K> Ardee, do you know anything about coding shit like that? <Kool> Im so unloved <BFG10K> Kool, I love you. <&gloomp> Yeah, implementing capitals would be absolutely the most basic thing. <BFG10K> As long as you'll put out, I'll always love you. <3 <Kool> :D, you know it <BFG10K> :D
#2467 0.17/5 Paradox-Dragon 2011-11-16	[24:36] <@golfkid> Hey Penis <Penis> hey glock <@golfkid> glock? * @golfkid BANG! <Penis> yup, i've always been thinking that <@golfkid> * Penis BANG! <@golfkid> Much more satisfying, if you know what I mean <Penis> why yould you shooy your own penis? <Penis> oh <Penis> where's meta? <@golfkid> Lurking somewhere <Penis> dark alleyways probably <@golfkid> lol [49:14] <@golfkid> Hi Pony <Arctic_Pony> hey golf <Arctic_Pony> lots of people call you 'golf', but does anyone just call you 'kid'? <@golfkid> Not really <Penis> he's a man <@golfkid> And I'm glad for it <Penis> heh, thats our kid <Arctic_Pony> its a bird! its a plane! no, its GOLFMAN <Penis> lol <Arctic_Pony> with his trusty sidekick, penis! <@golfkid> lol nope <Penis> wow <@golfkid> With his trusty sidekick, Arctic_Pony! <Penis> together we fight holes & infultrate them <Arctic_Pony> nobody rides the Arctic Pony <@golfkid> Not even Santa Claus? <Arctic_Pony> he did once, and regrets it * Penis gets on the Arctic Pony... but doesn't go anywhere so technically he's not "riding" him <@golfkid> How about robo-Santa, a la Futurama <Arctic_Pony> since i dont watch futurama much i am unable to give a witty response <Penis> that was good enough arctic <Arctic_Pony> im pretty sure Golfman wouldn't ride a pony, he would ride a golfcart <Arctic_Pony> and battle enemies with super power infused golf clubs <@golfkid> hahaha, no I prefer to carry my bag <Penis> & i can be his penis <@golfkid> Sorry, already got one of those <@golfkid> You can be my backup penis in case mine breaks though <Penis> mwhahaha... not anymore!! <@golfkid> Or is otherwise knocked out of commission <Arctic_Pony> Golfman's arch enemy? Bunkerboy! <Penis> sandgnome <Arctic_Pony> throwing sand in the eyes of his nemeses <&Meta> that sounds more like his unhelpful sidekick AP <Penis> & waterwoman <@golfkid> Hi Meat <&Meta> Hey glof [01:34] <@golfkid> Which dark alley were you lurking in? <Penis> hey moat <Arctic_Pony> that would definitely make a more entertaining comic meta <&Meta> the dentist one
#2470 0.12/5 Paradox-Dragon 2011-11-19	<P-enix> colgate <Colgate> colgate until frost rubs his wine or two teams from my friends too <P-enix> colgate eats wine <Colgate> it eats shields are usefl <P-enix> colgate etagloc <Colgate> colgate means hang yourself <P-enix> colgate means hang yourself <Colgate> colgate isn't /stupid/, she's just not call yourself to keep getting a text message every time in past sins <P-enix> she know? 0.o <P-enix> knows* <P-enix> colgate is cool <Colgate> okay cool guitar tones but it in the 2nd grade list of 5/5 albums that are <P-enix> that are? colgate <Colgate> @tanner: i eat, i don't use saxophones in metal are? <P-enix> no colgate, your changing the subject <Colgate> and bring up a subject by far, the dark ride on a pony swag <P-enix> was this dark ride rape colgate? if it was you need to tell someone <Colgate> legally change your last ride > 7 of the bridge <P-enix> no colgate, it's okay, he can't hurt you here, you can talk about it <Colgate> i like a certain length and it hurt my lungs. <P-enix> thats very [laughs the fuck out of colgate] good colgate, continue <Colgate> i'm looking for her, and continue <P-enix> looking for who colgate? was it a woman with a Penis? <Colgate> penis? <P-enix> I raped you?! i'm so sorry colgate <Colgate> bill doesn't get raped trixie <P-enix> i didn't rape anyone but you colgate <Colgate> but animals rape victims <P-enix> so an animal raped you aswel, after the incident, what kind of animal colgate? <Colgate> animal sex. <P-enix> so you wern't raped by the animal, you had sex with it colgate? <Colgate> i /like/ being raped by the trial period never supposed to the store and old room. <P-enix> what is this trial period colgate <Colgate> i think if they found out through trial and celestia knows i had four artists too. <P-enix> colgate, please try & stay on topic <Colgate> now there's this bot topic <P-enix> yes there is colgate, very good, but we are talking about your rape <Colgate> rape is disgusting. <P-enix> good, you understand colgate, so you know who raped you? <Colgate> ponies are the spread of those crazy with ocs and i was being raped by ponies. <P-enix> OMG! <P-enix> thats horrible colgate <Colgate> if map is virtual xi which is horrible <P-enix> so you have a map of the ponies location colgate? <Colgate> get his location as america, wut. <P-enix> the ponies that raped you are in america colgate? <Colgate> i am america we have a couple harsh :/ <P-enix> the ponies were harsh when they raped you colgate.. do you remember anything about where you were? <Colgate> rags2rags do you ever think you were? <P-enix> i was what colgate? <Colgate> i've been really into cuckold colgate? <P-enix> so you were having sex with strangers colgate, we checked you computer records & notice you've been to "fuckmedaily.com" is this how the rapist ponies found you? <Colgate> i here in a larger brony meetup myself, partly to strangers <P-enix> so you had a big orgy with friends & strangers colgate, & then did the ponies take you somewhere? <Colgate> an ad somewhere? <P-enix> what do you mean colgate? <Colgate> music is your mother, colgate? <P-enix> so your mother was involved colgate? <Colgate> fluttershy gets involved in half my money all about the thief ~~ daft punk \|\| homework <P-enix> you were robbed by "daft punk". okay we'll look into it colgate <Colgate> mwuhaha np: daft punk are both here. <P-enix> daft punk is here colgate, can you point him out? <Colgate> i know it uses this computer because jddj3j and daft punk are both are the others still good movie <Rose> I'm going to guess that P-enix is causing Colgate to speak. <Colgate> p-enix * Rose sets ban on !Paradox-Da@.53BE2ECE.D5961D0E.IP * Rose has kicked P-enix from #mapdraft (Rose) * Rose sets ban on !Paradox-Da@
#2510 0.07/5 Paradox-Dragon 2012-01-08	<kurin> marcus skivel?