It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#534
4.00/5
Obby
2008-02-25
[20:44:05] -->| Crissy (hotpocketo@private-9D72CE1.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #N
[20:44:06] =-= Mode #n +v Crissy by Kaglaxyclax
[20:44:08] <Crissy> Hey everyone.
[20:44:12] <Nero> Evenin'.
[20:44:36] <Crissy> How are you?
[20:44:54] <Nero> Sullen and resentful, yourself?
[20:45:12] <blue_tetris> I am drinmking and holding my face in my hands.
[20:45:31] <Crissy> Not ok mostly, but I will get over it.
[20:45:33] <Crissy> And lol.
[20:45:36] <Obby> I'm holding my own hair back.
[20:45:41] <Nero> I might join you here in a minute.
[20:45:58] <Crissy> Join drinking?
[20:46:01] <Nero> Yeah.
[20:47:00] <AF> He knows how to get around it, though.
[20:47:03] <AF> That's the problem.
[20:47:06] <AF> He's done it before.
[20:47:07] <blue_tetris> Crissy is such a kkstrong.
[20:47:25] <blue_tetris> But the vagina keeps her in the channel. It's such a double standarxd.
[20:47:17] <Crissy> ?
[20:47:33] <blue_tetris> You heard me, slut.
[20:47:37] <AF> Ahahahaha!
[20:47:40] <Crissy> X_X
[20:47:44] <Crissy> Fuck it.
[20:47:46] <--| Crissy has left #N
[20:47:49] <blue_tetris> Yeah.
[20:47:52] <blue_tetris> Stay the fuck out.
[20:47:54] <Nero> That's what I thought.
[20:48:03] <Skyline> Wait, so is she -really- a girl?
[20:48:08] <blue_tetris> Yeah.
[20:48:10] <Nero> Shockingly enough.
[20:48:10] <blue_tetris> Ish.
[20:48:14] <Nero> Heh.
[20:49:18] -->| Crissy (hotpocketo@private-9D72CE1.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #N
[20:49:19] =-= Mode #n +v Crissy by Kaglaxyclax
[20:49:19] <Obby> I'm glad that bitch is gone.
[20:49:21] <Obby> Oh. Hey Crissy.
[20:49:22] <--| Crissy has left #N
[20:49:25] <blue_tetris> Wahahaha.
[20:49:27] <Skyline> Hahahahahah!
#249
3.94/5
Obby
2007-07-15
<wedgie> Obby!
<Obby> Wedgie!
* wedgie runs towards Obby on a beach at sunset in slow motion...
* Obby runs through field of wildflowers, arms extended, slowly.
<wedgie> LOL!
<Obby> BAHAHAHAHAHA.
<wedgie> Close.
<lord_day>Ahahaha.
<Obby> We said that at the same time...
#329
3.93/5
Obby
2007-09-16
[22:59] <Obby> Aju doesn't approve of my taste in women...
[22:59] <Kabloxy> Fuck Aju.
[22:59] <Kabloxy> He doesn't think his sister's hot. His views of women are obviously flawed.
[23:00] <Obby> Yeah. He's fucked up like that.
#290
3.38/5
Obby
2007-08-07
<LittleViking> A deer in Los Angeles tried to eat me once.
<smartalco> heh LV
<smartalco> must have mistaken you for a tree
<Obby> Yeah.
<Obby> LV tends to stand still for hours on end, and sway in the breeze.
#366
3.10/5
Obby
2007-11-06
[21:15:52] <uber_haxor> DON'T TELL.
[21:16:03] <Obby> CW IS A LEGO.
[21:16:06] <Skyline> I HATE MY LIFE.
#302
2.90/5
Obby
2007-08-14
[00:51] <Skyline> I fucking hate Dane Cook.
[00:51] <Obby> Dane Cook hates fucking you.
#488
2.50/5
Obby
2008-01-29
<KinGAleX> You had nine seconds to look up from typing.
<KinGAleX> You were typing with your penis, weren't you?
<Kabloxy> I am indeed.
#112
1.90/5
Obby
2007-03-19
<crmsnnnnn> im catholic but im atheist.