It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#1895
4.50/5
Nspired
2010-06-28
[19:17:37] <Inspired> If you see a guy with his penis out on a bus, what do you do?
[19:18:50] <ChrisE> call 999/911/whatever
[19:18:56] <ChrisE> he's probably having a stroke
#2062
4.38/5
Nspired
2010-09-29
[10:26:03] <mr_trousers> I got a 115000 scholarship to Auburn in the mail today.
[10:26:16] <mr_trousers> Do I want to go to Auburn, Americans?
[10:26:17] <+Destiny> 115000... moneys?
[10:26:28] <mr_trousers> Yeah, mostly.
[10:26:31] <remaniac> flag, that's insanely awesome
[10:26:42] <Inspired> They take stoners?
[10:26:49] <Inspired> lolol kidding love.
[10:27:04] <Vyacheslav> $115 THOUSAND scholarship?!
[10:27:08] <mr_trousers> $115,000.
[10:27:16] <@CF> That's huuuuuuuuuge.
[10:27:19] <remaniac> intense.
[10:27:21] <+Destiny> that's ridiculous
[10:27:25] <mr_trousers> Covers tuition housing weed or something, other stuff.
[10:27:28] <+Destiny> i don't think anywhere gives that much
[10:27:29] <Vyacheslav> Thats $28k/ear
[10:27:45] <incluye> You have really expensive ears.
[10:27:54] <&Yanni> No, that's only $56,000 total.
[10:28:10] <&Yanni> Unless flag is like Captain Kirk or something and also has a final front ear.
#1640
4.00/5
Nspired
2009-12-20
[21:04:20] <Bio> FUCK
[21:04:20] <Bio> YES
[21:04:28] <Bio> MY BLOOD FRONTIER DOWNLOAD FINISHED
[21:04:35] <Bio> AW GOD I'M CUMMING!! O,o
[21:06:06] * Bio was kicked by LittleViking (LittleViking)
[21:10:39] <Inspired> Oh my.
[21:10:53] <Inspired> I can imagine Bio saying that out loud.
[21:11:06] <Inspired> I might need therapy.
[21:11:40] <ST|Sleep> OH GOD I'M CUMMING!!
[21:11:45] <ST|Sleep> Imagine me saying that.
[21:11:56] <&ortsz_of_nazareth> Don't have to. ;)
[21:12:01] <&ortsz_of_nazareth> Come back to bed, darling.
#1257
3.88/5
Nspired
2009-05-22
[07:31:05] <Inspired> DD you will like my next map
[07:31:10] <DigitalDuck> Yay!
[07:31:15] <Inspired> It is partially inspired by you.
[07:31:29] <DigitalDuck> Oh Cod, it's going to be horrible.
[07:32:07] <ChrisE> no fish puns!
[07:32:24] <DigitalDuck> No fish puns? Sorry, I can't kelp it.
#1199
3.83/5
Nspired
2009-04-10
[09:52:07] <~sidke> 194 is my new IQ. Suck on that, Nspired and Double Dee.
[09:52:19] <Inspired> I have an IQ of 237.
[09:52:33] <DigitalDuck> I have an IQ of NaN.
[09:52:42] <Amadeus> lol
[09:52:47] <@gloomp> I HAVE AN IQ OF 100 SO SUCK IT
[09:52:50] <@gloomp> ER
[09:52:53] <@gloomp> 1000*
#1226
3.50/5
Nspired
2009-05-01
[16:31:39] <maxson924> there are 713 tiles total?
[16:31:59] <Erik_Player> I guess so
[16:32:01] <maxson924> seems like an odd number
[16:32:03] <maxson924> oh wait
[16:32:15] <maxson924> 713 is an odd number >______>
[16:32:24] <Inspired> Haha
[16:32:25] <maxson924> damn multiple meanings
[16:32:27] <Erik_Player> Bahhha
#1220
3.30/5
Nspired
2009-04-26
[13:39:10] <@Izzy|HW> *procrasti- I'll type that later.
#1817
1.30/5
Nspired
2010-05-01
[14:20:53] <zmaxson> the hell is a guido?
[14:20:56] <Torex> Leaff.
#1654
0.89/5
Nspired
2010-01-04
Ooooh you touch my tralala

<Inspired> Obylisk you torex my TRO leaff leaff
<Vyacheslav> LOL
<Donfuy> Hmmm.
<Donfuy> Pavel you Inspired my bio gloomp gloomp
<Vyacheslav> :P
<Donfuy> WAY BETTER THAN YOURS INSPIRED
<Inspired> Donfuy you Donfuy'ed my Don fuy fuy
<Inspired> WAY BETTER THAN YOURS DONFUY
<Donfuy> ...:O
<Donfuy> Mine's still better! I used gloomp perfectly!
<Inspired> True.
<Vyacheslav> I always use gloomp perfectly.
<Vyacheslav> <3
#1369
0.67/5
Nspired
2009-07-14
[13:25:36] <Leaff> NO!
[13:29:06] <RandomDigits> NOOOOOPE
[13:30:13] <Inspired> Nooo?
[13:30:44] <RandomDigits> no
[13:30:51] <RandomDigits> nonononononononononono
[13:31:35] <Inspired> nononononono?
[13:32:33] <RandomDigits> no no no.
[13:37:03] <Inspired> oui oui oui!
[13:37:42] <@Meta> no
[13:40:06] <Inspired> No?
[13:40:24] <@Meta> nope
#1286
0.56/5
Nspired
2009-06-13
[12:54:08] <@maxson924> YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
[12:54:12] <@maxson924> MY LOVELY SUNSHINE
[12:54:15] <@maxson924> YOU MAKE ME HAPPY
[12:54:18] <@maxson924> WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY
[12:54:19] <palemoon> YOU MAKE ME HAP PEEEE
[12:54:21] <&ChaoStar> WHEN YOU GO AWAY!
#1738
0.44/5
Nspired
2010-02-19
On Ventrilo; #abortion
02/19 18:27:53 Torex: I don't have a mic.
02/19 18:27:58 Torex: I'm just listening.
02/19 18:28:12 Torex: What game?
02/19 18:28:27 Inspired: Abortion v.1
02/19 18:28:37 Vyacheslav: I got the hanger powerup!