It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#1608
3.91/5
Levinous
2009-11-16
<LF> ...O_
<LF> o
<LF> OH GOD MY EYE
#752
3.67/5
Levinous
2008-07-24
[20:36] <Axonn> What happens if a man takes birth control pills?
[20:36] <Sockmonkey> He doesn;t have children.
[20:36] <Axonn> Besides that.
#896
3.56/5
Levinous
2008-10-24
<spoon`> my typing's a lot better bnowadays.
#733
3.18/5
Levinous
2008-07-07
[16:39] <nirbu> !8ball Did you rape Miles Prower last night?
[16:39] <RavenBot> nirbu , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Hell if I know
[16:39] <nirbu> !8ball Were you wasted out of your mind last night when you were raping Miles Prower?
[16:39] <RavenBot> nirbu , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Isn't there something else you could be doing right now rather than ask me pointless questions?
[16:40] <nirbu> !8ball Are you trying to hide the fact that you were wasted out of your mind last night when you were raping Miles Prower?
[16:40] <RavenBot> nirbu , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Hell if I know
[16:40] <nirbu> !8ball Are you simultaneously wasted and trying to hide the fact that you were wasted out of your mind last night when you were raping Miles Prower?
[16:40] <RavenBot> nirbu , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Isn't there something else you could be doing right now rather than ask me pointless questions?
[16:41] <nirbu> !8ball Are you trying to hide the fact that you are simultaneously wasted and trying to hide the fact that you were wasted out of your mind last night when you were raping Miles Prower?
[16:41] <RavenBot> nirbu , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Isn't there something else you could be doing right now rather than ask me pointless questions?
[16:41] <nirbu> !8ball Are you trying to hide the fact that you are hiding the fact that you are simultaneously wasted and trying to hide the fact that you were wasted out of your mind last night when you were raping Miles Prower?
[16:41] <RavenBot> nirbu , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Without a doubt
[16:41] <nirbu> SICK BASTARD
[16:43] <GamingWolf> !8ball was nirbu there at the time?
[16:43] <RavenBot> GamingWolf , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Without a doubt
[16:43] <Impulse> !8ball Was he assisting you in raping Miles Prower?
[16:43] <RavenBot> Impulse , you shook the magic eight ball, it reads: Yes
#1481
3.10/5
Levinous
2009-08-21
<kirby> where the fuck did those cows go?
<kirby> damnit!
<Socky> They MOOOved.
<canned> ...
#839
2.33/5
Levinous
2008-09-18
<kirby> at SCYD this kid asked if he could draw a face on my hand
<kirby> i was like "sure"
<kirby> when he had finished he had drew a penis/balls
<kirby> so i grabbed the pen and drew in eyes, antennae, and teeth
<kirby> so now it looks like Bugsy from Kirby
<spoon> Bahahahaha.
#795
2.00/5
Levinous
2008-09-02
<Snuggletummy> kirby, want to see some hot cock and pussy action?
<kirby> no
<Snuggletummy> http://imamon.deviantart.com/art/cat-25774883
<kirby> *click*
#1013
2.00/5
Levinous
2009-01-01
<Sockmonkey> How was your last night then, Stephen?
<Stephen> Absolutely horrific.
<Stephen> I cannot remember what happened between 1AM and 7AM.
<Stephen> I remember fragments, mostly fragments of speech.
<Stephen> Apparently we played strip snap.
<Stephen> I lost.
#1365
1.38/5
Levinous
2009-07-12
<kirby|LOTR> holy shit
<kirby|LOTR> that air battle between Gandalf and the balrog was awesome
<Might> tHAT'S CAUSEgANDALF'S A abdass.
<Might> Er...
#782
0.83/5
Levinous
2008-08-18
[20:04] <Sockmonkey> "Tim are you going out with Hannah"
[20:11] <Sockmonkey> So what do I say?
[20:13] <kirby> no idea
[20:13] <Stephen> Shitting fuck, SEVEN HOURS on a train to see her?
[20:13] <kirby> maybe ask-
[20:13] <kirby> nice timing

(Stephen spoke while I was typing out my suggestion to ask him about the problem)