It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#2420
4.47/5
Leaff
2011-08-31
<gloomp> you know
<gloomp> i hope my irc logs never find their way into the hands of a potential employer or something
<gloomp> because i say so many horrible things here
#1931
3.94/5
Leaff
2010-07-17
[19:42:19] <sunset> People aren't annoyed by me.
#1960
3.56/5
Leaff
2010-08-04
[01:28:24] <Miles> man gloomp you're such a nice guy...I mean wow
[01:28:32] <gloomp> i know
[01:28:39] <gloomp> a couple weeks ago
[01:28:44] <gloomp> they gave me a key to the city
[01:28:48] <Miles> damn
[01:28:49] <gloomp> for being such a great guy
[01:28:58] <Miles> then why are you such a tool on here?
[01:29:06] <gloomp> then i went and posed for a toothpaste ad because my smile is so great
[01:29:24] <gloomp> while simultaneously rescuing a puppy
[01:29:30] <Miles> right
[01:29:41] <Miles> did you then kick it and spit on an old lady
[01:29:42] <Miles> ?
[01:29:50] <gloomp> you know it!
[01:29:54] <gloomp> i'm just that great
[01:30:14] <Miles> yes
[01:30:18] <Miles> I agree
[01:30:28] <Miles> why not, as if your ego isn't big enough
[01:30:37] <Miles> might as well falsly inflate it some more
[01:31:11] <gloomp> falsely? only as false as MY HEART OF PURE GOLD
#1954
3.42/5
Leaff
2010-08-01
[20:02:28] <mr_trousers> i used to rule the world
[20:02:34] <mr_trousers> oceans did shit
[20:02:36] <mr_trousers> now im single
#1967
3.07/5
Leaff
2010-08-04
[02:11:04] <_`__^_`__^__``> i have to say
[02:11:10] <gloomp> no you don't
#1962
2.67/5
Leaff
2010-08-04
[01:44:01] <gloomp> hey yeah well i am not as good a typing
#1966
2.46/5
Leaff
2010-08-04
[01:59:08] <_`__^_`__^__``> puond sounds like porn that involves french perfume
[01:59:09] <_`__^_`__^__``> why is this
[01:59:15] <gloomp> hahahah
[01:59:20] <gloomp> because you are /sick/
[01:59:24] <gloomp> sickson
[01:59:28] <gloomp> son of sickness
[01:59:29] <_`__^_`__^__``> sickson
[01:59:40] <gloomp> first day of school for son of sickness:
[01:59:52] <gloomp> sick: HAVE A GOOD TIME RAAAAARGH
[02:00:01] <gloomp> son of sick: dad you killed everyone on the bus