It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #33 4.47/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
<LittleViking> I'm going to create a folder on my desktop called "Zen Porn." It will be empty. To enjoy it, you will have to realize the inherent sexuality of nothingness. |
| #2295 4.33/5 KinGAleX 2011-03-14 |
<KinGAleX> Second case brief done. <KinGAleX> That only took about an hour and a half. <oughts> You liar. <KinGAleX> Interesting too, since it was an appeal of an appeal. <oughts> *lawyer <krusch> Sounds appealing. <oughts> That was a lawful pun. <AlliedEnvy> That was objectionable. <KinGAleX> Anyone want to play some whist? <KinGAleX> It's break time! <oughts> what is a lawyer's favourite pasta <oughts> tortellini <krusch> Study adjourned! <KinGAleX> So many lawyer jokes. <KinGAleX> I've never been more em-barrister. |
| #18 4.24/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
<krusch> Buy kids. <krusch> Ahem. <krusch> BYE kids. * krusch is not a slave trader. |
| #152 4.14/5 KinGAleX 2007-04-17 |
<~KinGAleX> Well fucking cuntrash. * ~LittleViking reads that as "well-fucking cuntrash." Well as in water and bucket. /me is disturbed but now understands the rash. |
| #1625 4.07/5 KinGAleX 2009-12-05 |
<Skyline> Can you guys stop that? <Animator> Stop what? <Skyline> Shouting various lengths in metric. |
| #22 4.04/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
[02:49] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Just woke it up again, thought I'd check in on you crazy cats while it's 90 degrees at 2 AM. [02:49] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Stupid hemisphere. [02:50] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Then again, It's probably peaking at 300 or so where LV is. [02:50] * Enfo|Sleepies does a rimshot. [02:51] <@LittleViking> o_O [02:51] <@Enfo|Sleepies> ...Ahem. I'm sorry, that was out of line, and I am a failure. [02:52] <@LittleViking> Oh wait, you mean because of the fire! [02:52] <@LittleViking> Ahah, good times. [02:52] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Hahaha. Yes. [02:52] * @LittleViking looks at the glow over the horizon. [02:52] <@krusch> Heh, nice quote. [02:52] <@krusch> <Enfo|Sleepies> Stupid hemisphere. ... [02:52] <+Dave> You'd need to have quite the overproductive imagination. [02:52] <+TaffyTramp> Or underproductive. [02:52] <+TaffyTramp> That was a burn, by the way. [02:53] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Y'know what else is a burn? LV's house. [02:53] <@LittleViking> ;_; ... [03:15] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Hey, let's play the TaffyTramp random 5-song game! ... [03:16] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Okay. My turn. [03:17] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Current Music File: Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire. [03:17] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Current Music File: Billy Joel - We Didn't start the Fire. [03:17] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Current Music File: Switchfoot - On Fire. [03:17] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Current Music File: Talking Heads - Burning Down the House. [03:17] <@Enfo|Sleepies> Current Music File: Type O Negative - Pyretta Blaze. [03:17] <@LittleViking> .......... |
| #231 4.00/5 KinGAleX 2007-06-24 |
<+Uncertain> *wonders if he is in the wrong place* |
| #202 3.95/5 KinGAleX 2007-06-02 |
<~KinGAleX> TheSeer is OUT. <~KinGAleX> ( Also, he eats babies. ) <+TheSeer> Hey! They're a good source of protein! <%Tanner> More like a good source of *pre-teen*! * %Tanner OH YEAH! |
| #2313 3.92/5 KinGAleX 2011-04-10 |
<GamingWolf> WAIT <GamingWolf> TODAY IS SUNDAY <Vike91> Nah <Vike91> monday <Tanner> Tomorrow it is Monday. <Vike91> Nah. <Vike91> It's already monday. |
| #9 3.90/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
<andrew> can someone check somthing out for me? <Patrick> no <Lucidium> Cold. <Lucidium> it depends, <Lucidium> if it's like, a map <Lucidium> then yeah. <Lucidium> if it's some kind of skin growth, <Lucidium> probably no. |
| #25 3.89/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
* LittleViking seductively tangoes his left sock off. |
| #128 3.84/5 KinGAleX 2007-04-05 |
-[13:47.13]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he'd rather pay full price. -[13:47.34]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he does Sudoku. Backwards. -[13:47.46]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he believes in Pagan Deities, but only because Religion has become tiring. -[13:48.19]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he uses his computer monitor as a hairbrush. -[13:48.43]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he has a black dog named Rover. -[13:48.47]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, his computer uses an abacus instead of binary, because computing was "so 1997." -[13:49.08]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, his D&D character has an eye-patch with a laser-scope. -[13:49.27]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he sleeps in a bed made of paper. -[13:49.42]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, his pokemon evolve seven times. -[13:50.08]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, brick walls have become meaningless to him and his brethren. -[13:50.28]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he flames Tsukatu. -[13:50.50]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, nanotechnology is but a memory of yesteryear... yesteryear... -[13:51.04]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he cuts a finger off every hour to remember the time. When it gets to ten, he starts on his toes. -[13:51.35]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern his elephant has elephantitis. -[13:51.55]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he hangs a "life-meter" from his birdcage to measure his time of death, in what he calls "Bird-o-seconds." -[13:52.13]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern the tag sticking out of his asshole says "Made in Myanmar". -[13:52.42]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, his opposable digits invade each other's territory on a bi-weekly basis. -[13:53.11]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, his hair refuses all gel and hairspray that has been tested on animals. -[13:53.13]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he watches Ellen Degeneres to bone up on scoring chicks. -[13:53.39]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern that he leaves all of the lights in his house on during the day time, and gazes longingly at the moon during the eve. -[13:54.23]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern his house is a microwave, and the interior is made of Ramen noodles. -[13:54.31]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so postmodern, that the term "Flubulous Antigrav Chamberism" is a staple in his vocabulary. -[13:55.00]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he only drives a car because his hoverboard broke down. -[13:55.22]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, his life-partner of fourteen years had to declare that he was "straight." -[13:55.56]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he's been dead twice giving birth to three sets of triplets, and yet he lives to fight another day! -[13:56.32]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern that after he says "Polly want a cracker?" he hands his pet Pterodactyl a dead white hobo. -[13:56.42]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, his family went on a trip to New York, but left him to fend for himself against a bumbling pair of hapless robbers using crudely-concocted traps of his own design. -[13:57.03]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he drinks Scotch tape. -[13:57.26]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he's perpetually "Sittin' on the Dock of a Bay," -[13:57.48]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he shines Tsukatu's weapon collection but for pence 'pon the dollar. -[13:57.55]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he changed his name to "Artist formerly known as Prince". -[13:58.32]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he can count to twenty in thirties. -[13:59.02]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he shaves one leg, and wears hot-pants, turning each leg towards someone depending upon his mood. -[13:59.50]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, his daily affirmation includes, "Have your way with me, cruel, unforgiving world!" -[14:00.07]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he surgically welded his testicles together, to make one Super Testicle. -[14:00.33]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he does the night shift during the day time. -[14:00.45]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he don' wanna have no pickle, he jus' wanna ride his motor-cicle. -[14:01.23]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he charges his computer with his iPod. -[14:01.38]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, pork chop; Watermelon; Cadillac Car - He ain't as dumb as you think he is. -[14:02.09]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he doesn't use ice cubes. He uses ice amoebas. -[14:02.26]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, that he wears a chastity belt to nightclubs to ward off potential gold-diggers. -[14:02.43]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern if you press Y again when he's in the air, he defies physics. -[14:03.17]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, that he owns twelve-and-a-half cats. -[14:03.26]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he ate a Monet for breakfast. -[14:04.03]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern that he created and distributed crack to destroy the black community. -[14:04.43]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he won a Yu-Gi-Oh championship. -[14:05.17]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he spells 'cunt' with a K. -[14:05.44]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern that he is secretly the cause of El Nino. -[14:06.10]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he plays golf with a soccer ball. -[14:06.45]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, that he collects "bits of night-time" for his homage to J. Lewis Stevinson. -[14:07.09]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern his MySpace profile's general interests column has only one entry: Frisbee. -[14:07.31]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, that he once had a threesome in college with these two guys, while his sorority sisters were cheering him on. -[14:08.06]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, that his street homies refer to him as "the impenetrable slug." -[14:08.43]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he steals fence posts from the poor to build fences for the rich. -[14:09.10]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he comes in vinyl. -[14:09.17]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he has stolen business cards that detail him to be a "tactical booty-shake instructor." -[14:09.41]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he's the head of a multi-national corporation. -[14:09.54]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he takes the stairs to avoid the perils of "The Devil's Floor-Lift." -[14:10.13]- <%Kashkin> Kashkin's so post-modern, he thinks negative views of Nazism are "clichéd and uninformative." -[14:10.59]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he enjoys reading and participating in "Kashkin's so post-modern" competitions, based in Loomington, Deleware. -[14:11.33]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he has a tattoo of a third nipple. -[14:11.43]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he has no qualms about toking a bit of the sticky-icky-icky. -[14:12.11]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he uses a flyswat as a pillow. -[14:12.27]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, that his daydreams involve Jenniver Love Pewitt, a 13th-Century French Chambermaid. -[14:12.47]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, he is a member of the Psychic Friends Network. -[14:12.58]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he lost his virginity to his wife on their honeymoon. -[14:13.30]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, metaphysics are irrelevant to his heightened ways of duo-dynamic pseudo-thought. -[14:13.47]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he calls modes of transport routers, and his home 'The modem'. -[14:14.15]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern there /is/ an I in 'team'. -[14:14.46]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin's so post-modern, that to correctly illustrate something so overtly orgasmic, he uses the term "Crooked-Straight." -[14:15.24]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he giggles when people speak, because everything they say is a spoonerism of a spoonerism. -[14:15.58]- <~KinGAleX> Kashkin's so post-modern he finds John Cleese to be 'too subtle'. -[14:16.02]- <@Kabloxy> Kashkin is so post-modern, he has offered insight into the watery death of JFK junior, only to wake from his trance to shake his head sadly. |
| #348 3.80/5 KinGAleX 2007-10-02 |
* +Eiskis (eiskis@private-8BD05AD8.yok.utu.fi) Quit (Quit: Poispois - http://eiskis.net/) -[18:29.06]- <+TS> (And what's with Eiskis nowadays, is he trying to copy rissy or somethin'?) -[18:29.17]- <+rissy> lol wannabe |
| #32 3.71/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
<LittleViking> O_o <LittleViking> ...Whoa. <LittleViking> Do you ever have caps lock on and type the opposite o_O smiley from what you meant to? |
| #10 3.71/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
* Templex has quit (Quit: My computer fell asleep) * Blazeraid has quit (Quit: Screw you guys, Im going home) * Patwind has quit (Quit: Uh....... I'm a conformist?) |
| #30 3.69/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
<krusch> I'm glad to have been a neutral, passive ignoramus! <blue_tetris> I wouldn't have you any other way. Except reverse cowgirl. I'd LOVE to have you that way. |
| #21 3.68/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
[03:52] <LittleViking> Er. Hm. I'm looking at international shipping regulations. For the UK, there's a specific law against sending seal skins in envelopes through the mail. [03:52] <LittleViking> Also live bees. [03:52] <Enforcer> I... wh... like, um... skinned seal skin? [03:52] <LittleViking> And dry sausage. [03:53] <Enforcer> I... hm. [03:53] <Enforcer> Soak me some sausage, we're goin' to Britain! [03:53] <LittleViking> Hahahaha |
| #24 3.61/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
[21:15] <Dave> Great game, huh? [21:15] <AlliedEnvy|BaSS> Yeah. [21:15] <AlliedEnvy|BaSS> I stole a wrench from the dude, and I can't figure out what to use it on. [21:16] <AlliedEnvy|BaSS> Maybe I need to steal the sandwich too. [21:16] <AlliedEnvy|BaSS> Mabye wrench the sandwich. [21:17] <LittleViking> o_O [21:18] <AlliedEnvy|BaSS> Hah, the sandwich contains pig lungs. [21:18] <Dave> Wrench the lathe. [21:18] <Dave> Then lathe the sandwich. [21:18] <AlliedEnvy|BaSS> Huh. [21:18] <Dave> Then sandwich the robot. |
| #20 3.59/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
[15:35:29] <CF> Still, as great as that fish-thing is, I think this is the best: http://poetry.rotten.com/pumpkin/0014/ [15:36:22] <LittleViking> DEAR GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU JESUS! THERE'S AN EAGLE AFTER YOU! |
| #27 3.53/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
[02:15] <&KinGAleX> ... [02:15] <&KinGAleX> I am, er, coming out, er, ... water? [02:15] <~Kablizzy> Um... eggplant? [02:16] <&LittleViking> FARM FARM |
| #28 3.53/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
-[02:38:37]- * blue_tetris (frogboy@private-76A37B1C.chvlva.adelphia.net) has joined #n -[02:38:37]- * ChanServ sets mode: +o blue_tetris -[02:39:31]- * Borealis is now known as Dave -[02:39:40]- <Dave> Yes! -[02:39:42]- <CF> o_o -[02:39:43]- <Dave> :P -[02:39:45]- <~KinGAleX> Hahaha. -[02:39:52]- <Demonz> Creepy. -[02:39:58]- <CF> ... I didn't see that coming. -[02:40:23]- <Dave> Heh. Well. -[02:40:44]- <Demonz> I keep thinking it's b_t... -[02:40:53]- <Dave> ... -[02:40:55]- * Dave (Borealis@private-ACBA42C9.lutn.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by blue_tetris))) |
| #16 3.46/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
[23:35] <@Dave> I don't believe you. [23:36] <@Dave> You're responding directly to stimuli. [23:36] <@Metanet_Admin> I am not. [23:36] <@LittleViking> Hahahahaha |
| #12 3.38/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
<krusch> Chatzilla sounds enormous and violent |
| #31 3.33/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
<LittleViking> I had a friend in this same situation once. <LittleViking> My advice, based on what happened to him, is to have sex with the guy and then move to Budapest. |
| #19 3.31/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
[20:41:32] <AlliedEnvy> shit, I just poked myself in the eye [20:41:59] <AlliedEnvy> ah, I'm okay. [20:42:15] <LittleViking> Dag. [20:42:20] <LittleViking> Careful, man. [20:42:43] <AlliedEnvy> Yeah. [20:43:07] <AlliedEnvy> I was just scratchin my eyebrow, and bam, there's a finger in my eye! |
| #15 3.31/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
* Dustin tries to give the doctor money. * dr_tetris_PhD takes his money. <Dustin> want a Red Crystal? <dr_tetris_PhD> We don't take Red Crystals. <Dustin> why? <dr_tetris_PhD> Visa, MasterCard, or Blue Crystals. |
| #23 3.14/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
-->| johnny_faneca (~chatzilla@116cd683.ce9d86ad.348c4ea2) has joined #pony <Sweep> AHAHAHA <johnny_faneca> GAH! <Sweep> Gay. <johnny_faneca> I'm outta here O_O <Sweep> I can't believe you joined #pony <Sweep> How gay. <--| johnny_faneca has left #pony |
| #17 3.06/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
[18:10:43] <KinGAleX> Hey blue, want to go to another room so I can moisten your washcloth. [18:11:04] <blue_tetris> Um... wha...? [18:11:33] * Tannar puts up his hand. [18:11:38] <blue_tetris> Yes, Tannar? [18:11:40] <Tannar> Please, sir. [18:11:50] <Tannar> May I have some moist washcloth? |
| #26 3.00/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
<Aju> I need to save in MP2E, but I can't find a save point! <Sgt_Poptarts> I just ate 4 lbs. of ham. <Aju> What the fuck? |
| #79 3.00/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-28 |
-[20:19:17]- * @Kabloxy is now playing: Alizée - Ella Elle La -[20:19:20]- * @Kabloxy thrust. -[20:20:39]- <@krusch> Oh man, you listen to her music, too? -[20:20:56]- <@Kabloxy> Good LOOORRRRD yes. -[20:21:04]- <@Kabloxy> I'm even thinking of buying her... what, 8 CDs? -[20:21:12]- <~KinGAleX> He just likes her sweet sweet French toosh. -[20:21:20]- <@Kabloxy> Oh, I do not. She has a killer voice, too. -[20:21:36]- <~KinGAleX> Yeah. You just want her to give you a hummer with that voice. -[20:21:43]- <@Kabloxy> It'd make a nice humming noice while wrapped tightly about my throbbing me- O_O -[20:21:50]- <@Kabloxy> ... |
| #139 3.00/5 KinGAleX 2007-04-10 |
<+Clovic> Fuck you and your cute serpent cock. |
| #1184 3.00/5 KinGAleX 2009-03-28 |
<Yanni> I thought we had already established that Axonn's school can hardly be considered a microcosm. |
| #29 2.92/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
[06:59] <KinGAleX> Even worse, I still can't find the remote! [06:59] <blue_tetris> Did you check the couch? [06:59] <blue_tetris> Like, inside the couch. [06:59] <KinGAleX> Nah, I didn't. [06:59] <KinGAleX> Now that you say that, I bet it's there. [07:00] <KinGAleX> Ahahahahahahaha. [07:00] <KinGAleX> Right in one, Dave. [07:00] <blue_tetris> I rock. |
| #163 2.89/5 KinGAleX 2007-04-20 |
<Andre> You know, I always forget that you're Kashkin <Kashkin> Heh. Why? <Andre> Well... you're The Norb. |
| #262 2.78/5 KinGAleX 2007-07-21 |
* mistaken72 (shadenshaf@private-46686AB0.sigma41.maxonline.com.sg) has joined #n * KinGAleX sets mode: +v mistaken72 <+ChaosWolf> hello Aju. <+ChaosWolf> Oh, I'm Mistaken |
| #11 2.77/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
<blue_tetris> He's not trying to make money. He's trying to make rugs. <blue_tetris> He's insane, therefore, his prices must also be insane. <blue_tetris> Q.E.D. Cheap rugs. |
| #462 2.67/5 KinGAleX 2008-01-09 |
<@maestro> Maybe it's just me, but "#Δ" looks like a dead black guy. |
| #14 2.62/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
<Snuggletummy> pregnant...Filled with babies |
| #126 2.22/5 KinGAleX 2007-04-01 |
<+Discotilla> Could you recommend a heat-resistant disco floor vendor? |
| #13 2.17/5 KinGAleX 2007-02-18 |
* KinGAleX wanders off absently. * KinGAleX returns with a mallet. * KinGAleX wanders off again. * KinGAleX comes back without the mallet. <krusch> What the hell are you talking about? <KinGAleX> Mallets. <krusch> Oh, I get it <krusch> Mallets <krusch> Hehe. <KinGAleX> Yeah. <KinGAleX> Mallets. * KinGAleX changes topic to 'Mallets.' <krusch> Yep, Mallets. |
| #221 2.09/5 KinGAleX 2007-06-14 |
<+rissy> asd |
| #92 1.83/5 KinGAleX 2007-03-06 |
<Kashkin> I require ice-cream. |
| #114 0.79/5 KinGAleX 2007-03-20 |
<Ultima> Who is rissy? |