It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...
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| #2411 4.57/5 Kablizzy 2011-08-18 |
<blue_tetris> Hugs give you boners? <incluye> Well, yeah. <incluye> I mean, I'm kind of like my penis's guidance counselor. <incluye> I can give it ideas and even help it along sometimes, but ultimately its actions are its own decision. <blue_tetris> If hugs give you boners, what happens if she accidentally looks at your pants. Do you climax seven times? <blue_tetris> The Muscular Dystrophy must be your kind of foreplay. <incluye> more or less <blue_tetris> walk. <blue_tetris> walk was supposed to be in ther <blue_tetris> somewher <blue_tetris> im a durnk <incluye> ladies and gentlemen, our administration staff |
| #2268 4.56/5 Kablizzy 2011-02-19 |
[03:57] <krusch> Who is that in your TinyChat, Snugs? [03:58] <Kabloxy> 'tis G-dubbs. [03:58] <krusch> Oh wow. Awesome. [03:59] <Kabloxy> I know, right? [04:01] <krusch> They are hanging out in real life, and guess what they're doing. [04:01] <krusch> Playing videogames. [04:01] <krusch> When they could be deepthroating each other. [04:01] <krusch> I mean seriously, we spend all this time on here, but you can't deepthroat over IRC. [04:02] <krusch> When I meet a Metanetter in real life, that's the first thing I do. [04:02] <krusch> Speaking of which, Orange, dude, we've -gotta- meet up. [04:02] <krusch> I can't wait to tackle your block and tackle. |
| #1311 4.55/5 Kablizzy 2009-06-21 |
[13:25] <AF> cC, why are you doing the inactive-dance on Vent? [13:28] * Tanner does the inactive dance. [13:28] <Tanner> o|< [13:28] <Tanner> o|< [13:28] <Tanner> o|< [13:28] <Tanner> o|< [13:28] <Tanner> o|< [13:28] <Tanner> o|< [13:28] <Tanner> o|< [13:28] <Yahoozy> Hahahahahahaha. [13:28] <gloomp> Hahahahah. [13:30] <cC> Ahahaha. |
| #1387 4.52/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-20 |
[00:17] <KS> KA, I'll take a picture with my snide tie tomorrow. Just for you. [00:17] <KinGAleX> Good. [00:17] <KinGAleX> Who are you? [00:17] <cC> Ahahaha. [00:17] <KinGAleX> I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be rude. [00:17] <KinGAleX> I don't honestly know who you are. [00:17] <KS> cC knows. Ask him. [00:17] |<-- KS has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.1/20090715094852]) [00:18] <KinGAleX> cC, who's KS? [00:18] <cC> I have no bullfucking clue. [00:18] <KinGAleX> Ahahahaha |
| #1379 4.52/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-16 |
[03:38] <ortsz> I think it's /quit. [03:38] |<-- isaacx has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [03:39] <Breakfuy> You gotta be kidding me. [03:39] -->| isaacx (63e25b4f@scave-A750E6E2.mibbit.com) has joined #n [03:39] <isaacx> i dont think that worked [03:39] <isaacx> aand im back [03:39] <cC> GHKRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [03:39] <isaacx> what? [03:39] <cC> Sorry. [03:39] <cC> I'm back now. [03:39] <cC> That was my face slamming as hard as it could into my keyboard. [03:39] <cC> It didn't feel very good. [03:40] <Breakfuy> Haha. [03:40] <cC> I do, however, have the sudden and insatiable urge to do it again, for some reason. [03:40] <isaacx> so how are you Breakfuy? [03:40] <isaacx> *who [03:40] <cC> He's Donfuy, but on break. [03:41] <cC> He's been tired lately, you see. [03:41] <isaacx> me too [03:41] <cC> Yeah. [03:41] <cC> I think we all have. [03:41] <cC> It's been a long week. [03:41] <cC> But! [03:41] <isaacx> so how do you change nicks? [03:41] <cC> Oh, oh right. [03:41] <cC> Be right back again. I'll tell you after I get back. [03:41] <isaacx> com back [03:42] <Breakfuy> 0.5% percent from having Fedora, and still 10 minutes still I real go for breakfast [03:42] <Breakfuy> *really [03:43] <isaacx> is cC back? [03:44] <isaacx> im board [03:44] <isaacx> and ive been awake for 27 hrs now [03:45] <cC> @$$$$$$$$$44SJKPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF [03:45] <cC> Ow. [03:45] <isaacx> so? [03:45] <cC> My face just contacted my keyboard at a very high rate of velocity again. [03:45] <cC> Sorry, I have an "L" on my forehead. [03:46] <isaacx> but you didn't type "L" [03:46] <cC> I... touché, sir. [03:46] <cC> Anyway, for changing names. [03:46] <Breakfuy> Haha. [03:46] <cC> type out /nick Name [03:47] =-= isaacx is now known as Name [03:47] <Kwiftee> KNEW IT WAS COMING [03:47] <cC> 78888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888IO' [03:47] <Kwiftee> <3333 [03:47] <Yanni> I'd laugh, but uh. [03:47] <cC> my legjks are ttrembling [03:47] <ortsz> Heh. [03:47] <cC> i don't tuhnklm ik can dok thisk much longer [03:47] <Name> who's kwiftee? [03:47] <Breakfuy> Haha. [03:47] <cC> ik jkreally can't tjeke this guyjkld [03:47] <Kwiftee> Oh, don't mind me. [03:48] <ortsz> Is Name your real name, Name? [03:48] <cC> i thunikk i'm dyign. [03:48] <Kwiftee> I barely ever talk here anyway. [03:48] <Name> no [03:48] <Name> is ortsz your's? [03:48] <cC> OH SNAP. [03:48] <ortsz> Yes. [03:48] <cC> Oh. [03:48] <cC> Well, swallow my tongue and call me "Mrrrrf." [03:48] <Name> not dying anymore? [03:48] <cC> Naw, I'm good. [03:49] <Name> so how do you change back? [03:49] <cC> Same way. [03:49] <cC> Except type your former name where "Name" was in the previous thinger. [03:49] <Name> /nick Name? [03:49] <cC> Yeah. [03:49] =-= Name is now known as isaacx [03:49] <isaacx> oh [03:49] <Kwiftee> So, type "/nic- yeah. [03:49] <cC> That works. [03:49] <isaacx> i get it now [03:49] <Breakfuy> :D [03:49] <cC> Cool. [03:50] <ortsz> Is isaacx your real name? [03:50] <isaacx> what time is it? [03:50] <cC> Almost 4 AM. [03:50] <isaacx> Isaac is [03:50] <Breakfuy> Well, I'm going to take breakfast, for real now. I'm going to lose so many funny stuff. [03:50] <cC> The X stands for "Hardcore" or "Straight Edge." [03:50] <isaacx> 5:50am [03:50] <cC> Don't worry, I'm logging. [03:50] <isaacx> loggin? [03:50] <cC> Yeah. [03:50] <ortsz> That means cC needs to shit. [03:50] <Breakfuy> :D [03:50] <isaacx> like futing treess? [03:50] <AlliedEnvy> He's a lumberjack, you see. [03:51] <cC> And it's okay. [03:51] <Breakfuy> HE GOTTA KEEP LOGGIN YEAG [03:51] <isaacx> can i have a log? [03:51] <Breakfuy> *tumbtumbtumbCRASH* [03:51] =-= ortsz is now known as esszet [03:51] <Breakfuy> It just fell. [03:51] |<-- esszet has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: www.ortsz.com) [03:51] -->| ortsz (digglepnk@scave-CBAC4A93.ip.adam.com.au) has joined #n [03:51] =-= Mode #n +ao ortsz ortsz by ChanServ [03:52] <isaacx> how do you make a log? [03:52] <cC> A real one or an IRC one? [03:52] * Yanni looks around, wonders if anybody is going to make a tree joke. [03:52] <Yanni> Oh, there we go. [03:52] <cC> Heh. [03:52] <isaacx> irc? [03:52] <cC> What you're on right now. [03:52] <cC> Beyond LSD. [03:53] <cC> Or something. [03:53] <AlliedEnvy> Nobody heard it fall. It doesn't exist. [03:53] <Yanni> Gahahahah. [03:53] <ortsz> You need materials for logs. [03:53] <ortsz> Have you got wood, isaacx? [03:53] |<-- Communist has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: gone, restarting) [03:53] <isaacx> how much? [03:53] <ortsz> I've definitely got wood. [03:53] <cC> Tree Fitty. [03:53] <cC> HAHAHAHAHA IT'S RELEVANT SEE. [03:53] <Yanni> Aheheh. [03:53] <isaacx> LIFE IS CONFUCING [03:53] <cC> Guys, in all seriousness. [03:54] <cC> Like, not even shitting with you guys. [03:54] <cC> I think my abdomen just ruptured. [03:54] <isaacx> WHY? [03:54] <AlliedEnvy> Call an ambulance, dude. [03:54] <cC> I've been laughing too hard. [03:54] <cC> Like, I genuinely think that one of my ribs punctured my pancreas, or something. [03:54] <isaacx> where do you live? [03:54] <cC> United States. [03:54] <cC> My entire left side hurts extremely bad. [03:54] <cC> And my forehead doesn't feel too good either. [03:54] <AlliedEnvy> Tell the 911 operator you split your side laughing so hard [03:55] <cC> Okay. [03:55] <Yanni> If that goes on you may well be shitting with us guys, albeit inadvertantly. [03:55] <AlliedEnvy> They'll send something with flashing lights on it [03:55] <isaacx> my right shoulder hurts [03:55] <cC> Oh. [03:55] <cC> Flashing lights? [03:55] <AlliedEnvy> Either a police car or an ambulance [03:55] <cC> Oh. [03:55] <cC> Why? [03:55] <AlliedEnvy> Because they'll either think you're shitting them or you're not shitting them [03:55] <cC> Oh, oh. Right. [03:56] <cC> Well, I will call the 911 now. [03:56] <cC> Be right back. [03:57] <isaacx> so how do you make a log [03:57] <isaacx> ? [03:57] <Yanni> What client are you using? [03:57] <isaacx> mibbit [03:57] <Yanni> Oh. [03:57] <Yanni> Well, good luck with that. [03:57] <isaacx> i need to go [03:57] <ortsz> Do you even, like, know what a log is? [03:57] <--| isaacx has left #n [03:57] <cC> Okay, I'm back. The 911 said they're sending a flashy thing. [03:57] <Yanni> Best you can do is probably take a screenshot every ten minutes. [03:57] <cC> DAMNIT. [03:57] <cC> GOD DAMNIT. [03:57] <cC> FUCK. [03:58] <cC> FUCK MY ASS. [03:58] <AlliedEnvy> Only if you wear the lumberjack outfit. [03:58] <cC> I was going to roleplay an entire scene where they "Let me take my laptop in the flashy car thing." [03:58] <Yanni> I'd really rather not. [03:58] <Yanni> Aww. [03:58] <cC> It was gonna be classic. [03:58] <Yanni> Hey, chances are he'll be back before the hour. [03:58] <cC> Man has a point. [03:59] <Yanni> Which in crazymaestroland is quite a while away. [03:59] <cC> Hahaha. [03:59] -->| isaacx (isaacx@scave-79519513.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #n [03:59] <isaacx> hi [03:59] <Yanni> :59. [03:59] <Yanni> Faaaaantastic. [03:59] <isaacx> im back [04:00] <cC> Oh, God, Isaac. [04:00] <isaacx> what? [04:00] <cC> I'm going to the hospital. ;_; [04:00] <isaacx> will you lice? [04:00] <ortsz> :9 [04:00] <ortsz> BLOW YOUR SHELL [04:00] <cC> I think so. [04:00] <cC> They're going to let me take my laptop, though. [04:00] <cC> =D [04:00] <cC> So I can talk to you guys inside the ambulance. [04:00] <isaacx> oh that's bgood [04:00] <cC> Yeah. [04:01] <isaacx> so how do you log? [04:01] -->| Communist (chatzilla@9B03CD03.4BDC74A0.B6BA4673.IP) has joined #n [04:01] <Yanni> You can't on mibbit. [04:01] <isaacx> oh mIRC? [04:01] <cC> OHHHH HERE WE GO [04:01] <cC> Isaac, I'm scared. [04:01] <cC> They've got me on a stretcher. [04:02] <isaacx> surgury? [04:02] <cC> I don't know yet. [04:02] <cC> We'll know when I get to the hospital. [04:02] <AlliedEnvy> They'll take good care of you, dude. They know what they're doing. Usually. [04:02] <cC> That's good. [04:02] <cC> I trust ambulancers. [04:02] <isaacx> ive been to hospitals before [04:02] <cC> I haven't. [04:02] <cC> Is it scary? [04:02] <Yanni> If when you wake up your laptop is missing and there is a large rectangular object where your pancreas used to be something may have gone wrong. [04:02] <isaacx> if you fall asleep, no [04:03] <cC> Maybe I should go to sleep? [04:03] <cC> But this siren is too loud. [04:03] <cC> I'll ask them to turn it off. [04:03] <cC> God, there are a lot of supplies in here. [04:03] <isaacx> good idea [04:03] <cC> The ambulance guy says hi. [04:03] <isaacx> to me? [04:03] <cC> I guess so. [04:04] <isaacx> so how do you log with mIRC? [04:04] <cC> He says we'll be in the emergency room in a few minutes. [04:04] <cC> Tears are rolling down my face right now, ya'll. [04:04] <cC> I don't think I can keep it together. [04:04] <AlliedEnvy> That painful, huh? :( [04:04] <ortsz> Hey, cC, do you know how many times a day surgeons get patients mixed up? [04:04] <cC> They get me mixed up? [04:04] <ortsz> It's... it's pretty high. [04:04] <cC> Oh. [04:04] <cC> Am I in danger? [04:05] <cC> Wait, isaac has been to hospitals before. Isaac, am I in danger? [04:05] <isaacx> depends on what country you're in [04:05] <cC> I'm in the United States, remember [04:05] <isaacx> im scared [04:05] <cC> I am too [04:05] <cC> I think we just ran a red light [04:06] =-= Breakfuy is now known as Donfuy [04:06] <isaacx> what with the police do? [04:06] <cC> I don't know [04:06] <cC> Probably the same thing [04:06] <cC> Oh, I can see the hospital [04:06] <Donfuy> "im back" [04:06] <cC> That's good [04:06] <cC> Do you think they'll do surgery? [04:06] <cC> They say it's probably my appendix [04:06] <AlliedEnvy> Definitely. [04:06] <cC> Oh, no. ;_: [04:07] <cC> Why did they stop? [04:07] <cC> We're not at the hospital yet. [04:07] <cC> Oh, red light. [04:07] <cC> Wait. [04:07] <cC> THEY JUST RAN ONE. [04:07] <cC> WHY DIDN'T THEY RUN THIS ONE? [04:07] <cC> I'M REALLY ANGRY RIGHT NOW. [04:07] <ortsz> You've got that bifurcated penis, right, cC? [04:07] <cC> Yeah. [04:07] <cC> No one's fixed it yet. [04:07] <ortsz> Maybe they said "something's 'appened with his dicks". [04:07] <cC> Oh. [04:07] <cC> I'm not in Australia, though. [04:08] <AlliedEnvy> Yeah but the other guy could be. [04:08] <cC> Oh, I'll ask him. [04:08] <isaacx> your an the United Stated [04:08] <cC> No, he says he's from Ireland. [04:08] <cC> Wait, would that be the same accent? [04:08] <cC> Oh, good. We're here. [04:08] <cC> Hang on, they're going to take me in, I'll be right back. [04:09] <isaacx> is it white or grey? [04:09] |<-- ska has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: ) [04:09] <cC> sorrjk i cahn't tyeklpe wile this cyhj is biyubncing up and dwiujkn [04:10] <ortsz> In 1994, the chinese newspaper Guangxi Daily reported that a man from Henan province was fined 3,000 yuan after his wife gave birth to her third child (a son, after two daughters), in violation of China's "one child per couple" population control laws. The father supposedly made a joke about the high cost of finally having a male heir, saying: "A 3,000 yuan fine just for this little penis! We should just cut it off." This prompted the two daught [04:10] <ortsz> ers to cut off the infant boy's penis with a paring knife and leave him to bleed to death while their father was away tending the fields. Upon his return, the father flew into a rage and clubbed the two girls to death with a shovel, then committed suicide by drinking insecticide. His wife "went into hysterics upon seeing the calamity, running naked through the streets screaming the names of her dead husband and children. [04:10] <AlliedEnvy> Shit, that's harsh. [04:10] <isaacx> did she go to the hospital? [04:11] |<-- Cerberus has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: ) [04:11] <Donfuy> O.O [04:11] <cC> Wow, that's the most ridiculous story I've heard in, like, two minutes. [04:11] <isaacx> and in 3 minutes? [04:12] <cC> I'm thinking the one I've been telling is somehow that much more ridiculous. [04:12] <cC> Believe it or not. [04:12] <cC> I mean, I could be wrong. [04:12] <cC> Someone in Oklahoma could be telling a better one. [04:12] <cC> But I'd really be surprised. [04:13] <Communist> Command and Conquer 4! [04:13] <Communist> Wow. [04:13] <Communist> I like the looks of that. [04:13] <cC> Already? [04:13] <cC> Or just announced? [04:13] <isaacx> are you fine? [04:13] <isaacx> http://www.nmaps.net/174878 [04:13] <cC> I'm in the hospital room. [04:13] <isaacx> are you? [04:14] <cC> The doctors are outside talking [04:14] <isaacx> about? [04:14] <cC> I think they want to remove my appendix [04:14] <ChrisE> O_o [04:14] <Communist> Announced. [04:14] <cC> I don't know, though [04:14] <isaacx> how will you live? [04:14] <Communist> Trailer soon. [04:14] <cC> Do you need your appendix? [04:14] <ChrisE> no [04:14] <ChrisE> it does nothing [04:14] <cC> Oh, good. [04:14] <AlliedEnvy> Not really. [04:14] <ChrisE> well [04:14] <isaacx> who cares? [04:14] <cC> I do! [04:14] <cC> I'm the one in the hospital! [04:15] <ChrisE> it does supply blood to the heart [04:15] <cC> Oh. [04:15] <ChrisE> but who needs that [04:15] <ChrisE> nah [04:15] <cC> I don't think I do. [04:15] <isaacx> if you dont, put it in a jar and take a picture of it [04:15] <cC> Okay. [04:15] <ChrisE> i'm just kiddinh [04:15] <cC> Wait [04:15] <cC> The doctor's here. [04:15] <cC> He wants to talk to me. [04:15] <cC> Be right back. [04:15] * ChrisE rolls drum [04:15] <isaacx> tell us what he's saying [04:15] <cC> I will [04:15] <isaacx> anyone? [04:15] <cC> The doctor says hi. [04:15] <ChrisE> hi doc! [04:15] <ChrisE> :D [04:15] <isaacx> did you say hi back? [04:16] <cC> No, do you want me to? [04:16] <cC> No, do you want me to? [04:16] <isaacx> won't it be nice? [04:16] <ChrisE> XD [04:16] <cC> Okay, I said hi to him. [04:16] <cC> He says they'll have to operate. [04:17] <cC> If it explodes, I could lose a lot of blood. [04:17] <isaacx> operate what? [04:17] <cC> Surgery on my appendix. [04:17] <isaacx> wurgiry? [04:17] <cC> Yeah. [04:17] <cC> And they want to take me in immediately. [04:17] <cC> I'll keep you guys up-to-date as I go in. [04:17] <isaacx> without you're computer? [04:17] <cC> I don't know. [04:17] <cC> He didn't say. [04:17] =-= Socky` is now known as Socky [04:17] <cC> He's putting on gloves right now. [04:17] <isaacx> i love garmmer [04:18] <cC> Yeah, he says I can keep my laptop. [04:18] <cC> But I'll probably be asleep for the procedure. [04:18] <isaacx> is that good or bad? [04:18] <cC> Well, I won't be able to type. [04:18] <ortsz> On March 11, 2008, Mouyu of Zhangzhou City, China, chopped off her husband's penis while he slept. Her husband Peng Wang confessed to her that he was having sexual intercourse with other women after Mouyu discovered text messages on his cell phone. After her husband fell asleep that night, Mouyu took a kitchen knife and sliced off her husband's penis. [04:18] <cC> Ahahahahaha. Peng Wang. [04:19] <--| Socky has left #n [04:19] -->| Socky (sockmonkey@says.you.are.a-freak.com) has joined #n [04:19] <ortsz> There's more: [04:19] <ortsz> Afterwards, she gave the severed penis to their 6 year old son as a warning of being unfaithful. [04:19] <isaacx> did he go to the hospital? [04:19] <cC> Do you guys see why I fucking hate Asia? [04:19] <cC> Do you see it? [04:19] <cC> Because I see it. [04:19] <isaacx> i'm from Philippines [04:19] <cC> Oh. [04:19] <cC> Are you there now? [04:20] <ortsz> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin%27s_penis [04:20] <isaacx> i'm not clicking that link [04:20] <cC> Good call. [04:20] <cC> Are you living in the Phillippines now, Isaac? [04:20] <ChrisE> lol [04:20] <isaacx> on december 10- jan 5 i will [04:20] <cC> Where are you now? [04:21] <isaacx> bed [04:21] <cC> Oh. [04:21] <ChrisE> lol [04:21] <cC> That sounds comfy. [04:21] <isaacx> i haven't slept for 2 nights [04:21] <cC> I wish I was in bed instead of THE HOSPITAL. [04:21] <cC> Okay [04:21] <cC> Doctor's putting me on the sleeping gasses. [04:21] <cC> I might not be able to type [04:21] <DW40> ... [04:21] <DW40> Lies [04:21] <cC> Quiet, you. [04:21] <AlliedEnvy> I haven't slept for 2 days, because that would be too long. [04:22] <cC> I don't feel sleepy yet. [04:22] <cC> I wonder when this is supposed to kick in. [04:22] <DW40> When it exists [04:22] <isaacx> you'll keep us updated if you're asleep? [04:22] <isaacx> right? [04:22] <cC> Wait, am I asleep already? I don't know. [04:22] <isaacx> hello? [04:22] <cC> I think I'm here. [04:22] <cC> Maybe you're just a figment of my imagination, though. [04:22] <cC> I could be dreaming about this. [04:23] <cC> This was the last thing I was thinking of. [04:23] <cC> Am I asleep, Isaac? [04:23] <cC> You'd tell me if you were real, right? Please tell me if you're real. [04:23] <cC> I don't want you to be a dream Isaac. [04:23] <cC> That would be terrifying. [04:23] <isaacx> why? [04:23] <cC> I always have nightmares. [04:24] -->| Stephen (rincewinds@AD1296B2.C9A44057.AD8250D7.IP) has joined #n [04:24] <cC> They seem to get worse when I sleep. [04:24] <isaacx> me? [04:24] <isaacx> nightmare? [04:24] <ortsz> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/The_Mutiliation_of_Uranus_by_Saturn.jpg [04:24] <cC> Yeah. [04:24] <isaacx> not clicking [04:24] <cC> I don't know if I'm asleep or not. [04:24] <cC> I wish I knew. [04:24] <cC> Why won't anyone tell me? [04:24] <isaacx> i'm awake [04:25] <cC> Oh. [04:25] <cC> But am I? [04:25] <isaacx> HOSTIPLE [04:25] <cC> Oh, is that where I am? [04:25] <cC> I can't see anything except the screen. [04:25] <cC> Maybe they gave me a local antisthetic. [04:25] <isaacx> maybe you're blind [04:25] <cC> I don't even know how I'm typing right now. [04:26] <cC> I can't see my fingers. [04:26] <cC> My fingers aren't real. [04:26] <cC> They're purely ethereal. [04:26] <cC> My fingers are vestigial husks of their former glory. [04:26] <Stephen> I thought *I* was pretentious. [04:26] <cC> You are. [04:26] <isaacx> me to [04:26] <cC> Him too. [04:26] =-= Kwiftee is now known as Kwiftee|eating [04:26] <cC> We like being in the "In" crowd, right, Isaacx? [04:27] <isaacx> in? [04:27] <cC> Yeah! You're a cool kid, aren't you? [04:27] <cC> I think you're a cool kid. [04:27] <isaacx> yeah? [04:27] <cC> Awesome. [04:27] <cC> Let's be cool kids together. [04:27] <cC> I'm sorry. I have work to do. Someone else take this up? [04:28] <cC> Or did the joke end, like, an hour ago? [04:28] <Donfuy> Oh, I just came back. [04:28] <isaacx> what joke? [04:28] <cC> The one about cool kids. [04:28] <cC> Didn't you read it? [04:29] <cC> It was said an hour ago. [04:29] <isaacx> wha? [04:29] <cC> The joke? You didn't read it? [04:29] -->| canned (chatzilla@scave-DA17D2CA.dhcp.inet.fi) has joined #n [04:29] <cC> I said it around 3:30. [04:29] <cC> Or 5:30 your time. [04:29] <cC> Maybe 6:30, I'm not sure. [04:30] <isaacx> it\s 6:30 right now [04:30] <cC> Oh, okay. [04:30] <cC> Then 5:30. [04:30] <DW40> Anus [04:31] <isaacx> anyone here? [04:31] <Donfuy> Is isaacx stupid or just asking too many questions? 55.5% lines contained a question! [04:31] <cC> I think he's a nice guy! [04:31] <cC> But he asks a lot of questions. [04:31] <cC> Don't you isaacx? [04:31] <isaacx> me? [04:31] <ortsz> http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Abduction-or-Hostage-Situation [04:32] <Donfuy> Indeed! [04:32] <isaacx> not click [04:32] <cC> Oh, yeah. You. The guy whose name I just said. [04:32] <isaacx> link [04:32] <cC> You know, the line that I just said with your name in it. [04:32] <cC> That one. The one where I asked you a question, which was directed at you. [04:32] <isaacx> name? [04:32] <cC> I'm not sure if I ruptured another organ, or if that was God hating me directly. [04:33] <cC> But I felt a really, really funny pain near my ass. [04:33] <Donfuy> You'll be shocked when you find out he's been playing around with you all this time, cC. [04:33] <Donfuy> :P [04:33] <cC> You'd be surprised. [04:33] <isaacx> who? [04:33] <Donfuy> Oh yes I would. [04:33] <cC> [03:01] <cC> There is no way this guy is fucking for real. [04:33] <cC> [03:01] <cC> Not a God damned chance. [04:33] <cC> I called it long ago. [04:33] <Donfuy> Haha. [04:34] <cC> But this'll make for amazingly amazing QDB fodder. [04:34] <isaacx> QDB? [04:34] <Donfuy> Gotta go. [04:34] =-= Donfuy is now known as Donaway [04:34] <ortsz> QDB? indeed. |
| #962 4.51/5 Kablizzy 2008-11-15 |
[01:07] <Blackson> Hey Kablizzy, could I be an admin? [01:07] <Kablizzy> Sure. [01:07] <Kablizzy> Ask LV. [01:07] <Blackson> Cool. [01:07] <Blackson> Hey LV, [01:07] <LittleViking> Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. Wahahahahahahaha. Ahahahaha. Ahaha. Ahahahaha. Ahah. Ahh. Aheh. [01:08] <Blackson> Do you know what it's like to be raped by a train? |
| #428 4.48/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-25 |
[13:50] * Kaglaxyclax is back (gone 00:26:17) [14:00] <kkstrong> every time I see that nick, calcy, I initially think your Kablizzy. [14:00] <Kaglaxyclax> I am Kablizzy. [14:00] <Hannukablizzy> KAGLAXYCLAX, MY ARCH-NEMESIS. [14:00] <Kaglaxyclax> OH SHIT. [14:00] <Kaglaxyclax> WE MEET AGAIN. [14:00] <Hannukablizzy> LET US DO BATTLE. [14:01] <Kaglaxyclax> YES. LET'S. [14:01] * Hannukablizzy casts Firestorm on Kaglaxyclax. 47 damage! [14:01] * Kaglaxyclax casts KinGAleX on Hannukablizzy. Damage-inducing capabilities lost! [14:01] * Hannukablizzy uses Herb on Hannukablizzy. No effect! [14:02] * kkstrong gets popcorn [14:02] * Kaglaxyclax uses 4chan on Hannukablizzy. Blocked by Norton Firewall! [14:02] <Hannukablizzy> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH... [14:04] =-= YOU (Hannukablizzy) have been booted from #n by Hannukablizzy (Hannukablizzy has been defeated! Kaglaxyclax gains 320 Experience, and finds 115 Gold.) [14:04] -->| YOU (Hannukablizzy) have joined #n [14:04] * Hannukablizzy transforms! [14:04] =-= YOU are now known as Kabloxy [14:04] * Kabloxy gains new strength! [14:04] =-= Mode #n +oa Kabloxy by Chanserv [14:04] <Kaglaxyclax> HOLY DICKMEISTER. [14:05] * Kabloxy casts Power Down on Kaglaxyclax [14:05] =-= Mode #n -o Kaglaxyclax by Kabloxy [14:05] * Kaglaxyclax TRANSFOOOOOOOOOORM! [14:05] =-= Kaglaxyclax is now known as thecalcgenius [14:05] =-= Mode #n +o thecalcgenius by ChanServ [14:05] <Kabloxy> O_O [14:05] * Kabloxy casts Silent Star. [14:05] =-= Mode #n +m by Kabloxy [14:05] <Ultima> NO EFFECT [14:06] * thecalcgenius casts ChanServ on Kabloxy. Permission denied. ;_; [14:06] * Kabloxy attacks! 313 damage! [14:07] * Kabloxy attacks! 294 damage! [14:07] * thecalcgenius uses noelbandes as a proxy against Kabloxy. All further attacks will affect noelbandes and not thecalcgenius! [14:07] <noelbandes> :O [14:07] <Kabloxy> Grrr... You are a crafty one. [14:07] * Kabloxy attacks! 311 damage! noelbandes dies! [14:07] =-= noelbandes was booted from #n by YOU (Kabloxy) [14:07] <thecalcgenius> Ehehehe. [14:09] * Kabloxy uses his ultimate ability! Universe Burst! [14:09] =-= Mode #n -mntrc by services.waypasteleven.com [14:09] =-= Mode #n -vovaovvvvvovvvaoovvvhvvvvvvqo Sockmonkey thecalcgenius noelbandes Kabloxy Kabloxy niskringle BuddyholLee|Away Chase|Monitoring lord_away kkstrong Blitzen Blitzen faemas Gcember25 AlliedEnvy AlliedEnvy spect Sucker Rince_Pies RudoLF Kashkin Kashkin Ultima RouDolph Sept|Away Gimp Saint-Obylisk KrinGAleX KrinGAleX by services.waypasteleven.com [14:09] =-= Mode #n +b *!*@* by ChanServ [14:09] =-= Sockmonkey was booted from #n by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from Kabloxy) [14:09] =-= thecalcgenius was booted from #n by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from Kabloxy) [14:09] =-= noelbandes was booted from #n by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from Kabloxy) [14:09] =-= YOU (Kabloxy) have been booted from #n by ChanServ (CLEAR USERS command from Kabloxy) [14:09] *ChanServ* All users have been kicked from channel #n. [14:09] -->| YOU (Kabloxy) have joined #n [14:09] <noelbandes> WAHAHAHAH. [14:09] <Sockmonkey> =\ [14:09] <thecalcgenius> OH MY GOD [14:09] <noelbandes> I've always wanted someone to do that in #n. |
| #1389 4.46/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-21 |
[13:11] <AlliedEnvy> I have a one-line story of a conversation between me and my sister, as of a few minutes ago: [13:11] <AlliedEnvy> Her: "I can't find my keeeys!" Me: "Did you leave them in the back door?" Her: ..."yes" Me: *sigh* Her: *slams and locks door* [13:11] <cC> Ahahaha. [13:12] <cC> I ask chicks I know if I "left it in the back door." Often. [13:12] <Borealis> Surely they'd notice. [13:12] <incluye> Then you accidentally slam your fingers in it. [13:12] <Zillaway> Do they not invite you to come in through the front? [13:12] <incluye> Those three lines were possibly the best responses I could have imagined. [13:12] <cC> Ahahaha. [13:12] <cC> Indeed. [13:12] <Borealis> What with Captain Blizzy being, well, y'know. [13:12] <Zilla> /If you know what I mean./ [13:12] <cC> Well. [13:13] <cC> "Machmud the Gargantuan" couldn't have been born without at least some shimmer of truth to it. [13:13] <AlliedEnvy> *blink* is that what you call your penis? [13:13] <cC> It is now. [13:14] <incluye> Isn't it the one with the tiny pirate flag? [13:14] <cC> Not my idea for the last part. His name was Machmud, and he earned the latter part of the name. [13:14] <cC> And yeah, pirate flag. [13:14] <cC> 'Cause he robs the booty. [13:14] <incluye> I should think he would give freely. [13:14] <Zilla> Ahahaha. [13:14] <incluye> In any case, shouldn't he *capture* the booty? [13:14] <AlliedEnvy> He *plunders* the booty. [13:14] <cC> Ahahaha. [13:15] <cC> He commandeers it. [13:15] <Zilla> Digs for it. [13:15] <Donfuy> Haaha! [13:15] <cC> Sticks little flags all around. [13:15] <Zilla> XXX marks the spot. [13:15] <cC> Bagaghahahahhaa [13:15] <Borealis> I'd have preferred this story if it was about some fairy character. [13:15] <cC> I know, right? [13:15] <Borealis> Something about coming every night. [13:15] <cC> Ahahah! [13:15] * Borealis mumble-grumble. [13:16] <incluye> HAH. [13:18] <cC> I made a M:tG card for him, and his creature type was "Legendary Creature - Giant Wurm". He was a 13/5 Trample, Swampwalk, and read, "Every time Machmud, the Gargantuan Attacks, put three flaccid counters on it. For each counter, Machmud, the Gargantuan gets -10/-1 and doesn't untap during your untap step." [13:19] <AlliedEnvy> ahahah, swampwalk [13:19] <Donfuy> Haha! [13:19] <smartalco> wow [13:19] <smartalco> I had to read up about 30 lines to figure out you were talking about your penis [13:19] <cC> Bahgaghahahaha,. [13:20] <cC> Still* [13:20] <Borealis> OP'd, Blizz. [13:20] <cC> I know, right? [13:20] <Borealis> That's the way I like it. [13:20] <cC> The counter-balance was that you had to work him furiously to remove the counters, because he had no way to remove them himself. [13:20] <cC> He was powerless without his controller, and such. [13:21] <Borealis> Apart from very occasionally, at night. [13:21] <cC> Ahahahaha! |
| #817 4.45/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-11 |
<Kablizzy> Duuuuude. <LittleViking> What's goin' on? <Kablizzy> Not much, brother-man. Livin' the dream. <LittleViking> Mmm. Or something close to it. <Kablizzy> Right. So anyway. All signs point to a good, good night tonight. <LittleViking> Hah. Booze and women, am I right? <Kablizzy> YOU KNOW IT I GOT A LOT OF THE CAPTAIN IN ME AND SHE'S ABOUT TO GET A LOT OF THE CAPTAIN IN HER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN <LittleViking> Next thing I know, you'll be flashing bling and rollin' on 24's. <Kablizzy> Wahahaha. <LittleViking> So who is this chick, anyway? Is she your WoW dealer? <Kablizzy> Wahahahahah. Naw. My WoW Dealer's got a man. She's this chick I work with, but not one of the three I've been all up ons in the past. This one just came out of nowhere, AND SHE'LL BE DOING SO AGAIN LATER ON TONIGHT. Kablizzy sighs. <LittleViking> So you're boning away even though she's with a guy? <Kablizzy> Oh, no, no. This one's single. <Kablizzy> Which is where the Blizz part comes in. <Kablizzy> <INSERT INUENDO ABOUT OTHER BLIZZ PARTS COMING IN> <LittleViking> In the single one, you mean? <Kablizzy> Ahahah. Ahahah. Herm. <Kablizzy> Anyway, I have a hard time reading chicks, but we'll see how it goes. She seems flirtatious as Hell, so I'm just gonna plow through rocks tonight. <Kablizzy> <PLOWING REFERENCE> <Kablizzy> Wow, I might quotes this thing. I'm rockin' the inuendo today. LittleViking blinks. <Kablizzy> So aaaanyway, what's happenin' in the wide world of Dr. LV? <LittleViking> Dude, did you know if you thrust your pelvis at 260,000 km per second, your cock would double in length? <Kablizzy> Wahahahahahahaha! <LittleViking> Anyway, I've got a new female interest. And it's backwards, even, she's actually the one interested in me for once. <LittleViking> So I should be plowing through rocks before long as well. <Kablizzy> Whoa, captain. Nicely done. <LittleViking> Ahaha, I was going to say something about getting my seamen all over her poop deck.. since you said captain. But it just sounded really silly. <Kablizzy> Gahahahah. <Kablizzy> So, I work on the 11th floor, right. And I'm staring out this window in the studio, and there's this ominous-looking view of the Capitol building against a nigh-black background - I call it a blackground - of cloud. <LittleViking> nod <Kablizzy> It and this coffee are getting today off to a bangin' start. And it'll come to a bangin' end tonight. <LittleViking> NO I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BE BANGING END, AM I RIGHT? <Kablizzy> OHOHOHOHOHOHO YOU KNOW IT. HIGH-HIGHFIVE <LittleViking> How's that for triple entendre? <Kablizzy> AHAHAHAHAH. <Kablizzy> This is the best quotes EVER. Since http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?394 anyway. |
| #1137 4.43/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-10 |
[15:46] <Kablizzy> Hey, Isaac. Who are you, and what are you doing in my channel? [15:46] <isaacx> pimpmobile [15:46] <Kablizzy> Good answer. |
| #325 4.43/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-05 |
<Kablizzy> HEY GUYS I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU <Kablizzy> WHAT KIND OF POISON DOES A PIRATE USE!?!?!?! <Kablizzy> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSENIC!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! <Sendy> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRhahaha <LittleViking> o__o <Sendy> o__________________________O <Kablizzy> Ahem. <blue_tetris> Hahahahahahaha, Arrrsenic. <Kablizzy> Heheh. <blue_tetris> I was going to say hepatoxic levels of L-Arrrrrgenine. <LittleViking> HEY BLIZZ. What do pirates use to extinguish ship fires? <LittleViking> POTASSIUM BICARRRRBONATE <Kablizzy> Wahahahahahahahaha! <Kablizzy> Ahahah. Ahah. Man, that's good. <blue_tetris> What is the second leading cause of death among American pirates between the ages of 35 and 80? <Kablizzy> Umm... No idea, Dave. <blue_tetris> Oh. Cancer. |
| #252 4.42/5 Kablizzy 2007-07-17 |
<maestro> OH FUCK I MIDDLE CLICKED A LIVE BOOKMARK THING <maestro> ALL MY FUCKING TABS ARE CHANGING <maestro> TOO MANY DINOSAUR COMICS <maestro> THIS IS BULLSHIT |
| #1700 4.40/5 Kablizzy 2010-02-02 |
[15:45] <Ka|Busy> Slaps. It's time for Pony Parade. New forums. Pony Parade. Now. [15:45] <Ka|Busy> I'll find the pony images. [15:46] <penumbrapaw> :/ [15:46] <penumbrapaw> I vote for a new forum fad. [15:46] <SlappyMcGee> Hahaha. [15:46] <Ka|Busy> No, fuck this shit. Fuck all of your lying bullshit. You get ponies. Fake people get ponies. [15:46] <SlappyMcGee> HOYL SHITY [15:46] <Donfuy> OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH [15:46] <Yanni> PHONIES GET PONIES [15:46] <Yanni> PHONIES GET PONIES [15:46] <SlappyMcGee> THEW PHONIE PARADE |
| #1380 4.38/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-16 |
[13:21] <gloomp> isaacx, I have a challenge for you! [13:21] <isaacx> what? [13:21] <gloomp> Try going ten lines without using a question mark! [13:22] <isaacx> 2 [13:22] <Chase> Numbers don't count [13:22] <isaacx> my lines? [13:22] <Chase> HA [13:22] <cC> He lasted as long as he could have. [13:22] <isaacx> or in total? [13:22] <Chase> hHAHAHAHA |
| #1183 4.38/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-28 |
[03:27] <mistaken72> http://nmaps.net/161891 [03:27] <mistaken72> For anyone interested. [03:27] <mistaken72> We sort of need statistics for the map. [03:31] <LittleViking> Statistics? [03:31] <LittleViking> Nice penis shapes with the tiles. Pretty subtle. Wait, what's the opposite of subtle? Overt. Pretty overt penis shapes. I like that. |
| #149 4.35/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-14 |
[01:42] *** blue_tetris (frogboy@private-76A37B1C.chvlva.adelphia.net) joined [01:42] *** ChanServ sets channel #n mode +o blue_tetris [01:42] <@blue_tetris> Hey [01:42] <~Kabloxy> How was your evening? [01:43] <@blue_tetris> Strange, but climactic. [01:43] <~Kabloxy> Bahahahahahaahahah. That's funnier than you think it is. [01:43] <~Kabloxy> Lemme get a quote. [01:43] <~LittleViking> Heh. Heh. [01:43] <~Kabloxy> <Andre> Will Dave ever come? [01:43] <~Kabloxy> <@Kabloxy> He's probably doing so right now. [01:43] * Kabloxy bows. [01:44] <@blue_tetris> Nice. [01:44] <~Kabloxy> Heh. [01:44] <~Kabloxy> So, strange? Good strange, I hope? [01:44] <@blue_tetris> If you had the timestamp, I could cross-reference. [01:44] <~Kabloxy> Hahahah. One moment. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> 3:02 and 3:03, your time. [01:45] <@blue_tetris> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> o_O [01:45] <@blue_tetris> GWAGAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA [01:45] <~LittleViking> o: [01:45] <~Kabloxy> ARE YOU SHITTING ME? [01:45] <@blue_tetris> No effing way. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. [01:45] <@blue_tetris> I shit you not. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> Serious. Dead fucking serious. [01:45] <~LittleViking> I hate you guys. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> 1:02 and 1:03 for me. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> [01:02] <Andre> Will Dave ever come? [01:45] <~Kabloxy> [01:02] <@Kabloxy> =/ [01:45] <~Kabloxy> [01:03] <@Kabloxy> He's probably doing so right now. [01:45] <@blue_tetris> Oh my God, that's wacky. [01:46] <~Kabloxy> AHAHAHAHAH. [01:46] <@blue_tetris> The very moments your fingers were striking the keyboard, I was digging some toes into a mattress and making my "o,o" face. [01:46] <~LittleViking> Dave, how does it feel to know that Kablizzy knows when you ejaculate? [01:47] <~KinGAleX> "As if a million souls cried out in torment and were silenced at once." [01:47] <~Kabloxy> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [01:47] <~KinGAleX> OBI WAN KABLOXY. [01:47] <@blue_tetris> Ahahahahaha! [01:47] <~Kabloxy> Man, that is the coolest thing I've ever unintentionally done. [01:47] <@blue_tetris> That kinda makes my world seem... bizarre. [01:48] <@blue_tetris> Like, no, I can't find a way to reconcile this to myself. [01:48] <~Kabloxy> Mmm. [01:48] <~Kabloxy> When I told you guys Big Brother was watching, I wasn't kidding. ... [02:13] <@blue_tetris> So... there's a 60% I have some nappy-headed kids en route. [02:14] <~Kabloxy> Now I've only got 8 and a half months to buy you something. [02:16] <~Kabloxy> I... wait, wait. [02:16] <~Kabloxy> Does this mean that I fucking called the *second* of your kid's conception? Down to the fucking second? |
| #574 4.35/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-22 |
[18:07] <T3chno> Kabloxy, what condom do you put on an elk when you eat it? [18:07] <Kabloxy> Banana-flavoured. [18:08] <T3chno> condiment* [18:09] <Kabloxy> Same answer. |
| #1685 4.33/5 Kablizzy 2010-01-23 |
[2010-01-22 14:57:34] <SlappyMcGee> Blizz, remember when AF used to do favors for girls in order to get side boob action? [2010-01-22 14:57:43] <SlappyMcGee> Well, now he is doing it for grades in Political Science. [2010-01-22 14:57:47] <SlappyMcGee> How pimp is that shit. [2010-01-22 14:57:48] <Kablizzy> Wait, he was doing those to *get some*? [2010-01-22 14:57:56] <Kablizzy> I thought he was just a nice dude. [2010-01-22 14:58:00] <AF> Ahahaha. [2010-01-22 14:58:01] <AF> Fuck you, Blizz. [2010-01-22 14:58:04] <AF> I was being a nice dude. [2010-01-22 14:58:05] <AF> That's worse. [2010-01-22 14:58:10] <Kablizzy> Oh, I know. [2010-01-22 14:58:21] <Kablizzy> Because it sure wasn't getting you anywhere on the vadgefront. [2010-01-22 14:58:32] <SlappyMcGee> Oh, I assumed he was reasonable and cool and was doing it for sideboob. [2010-01-22 14:58:43] <SlappyMcGee> I'm sorry, AF. [2010-01-22 14:58:44] <scythe> If AF had been doing those to get some, I would have had to respect him. [2010-01-22 14:58:47] * scythe phew! [2010-01-22 14:58:49] <SlappyMcGee> I didn't mean to misrepresent you. [2010-01-22 14:59:11] <AF> Yeah, no. [2010-01-22 14:59:16] <AF> Don't think THAT highly of me, guys. [2010-01-22 14:59:28] <Kablizzy> The words "AF" and "Reasonable" and "Cool" should never be used in the same sentence, with the exception of the following: "AF thinks it's reasonable for a swamp cooler to be used for meat refrigeration." [2010-01-22 14:59:46] <AF> Ahahahaha. [2010-01-22 14:59:58] <AF> Someone quote that. [2010-01-22 15:00:00] <AF> I can't log in. [2010-01-22 15:00:18] <SlappyMcGee> Blizz will undoubtedley quote himself seconds after posting. [2010-01-22 15:01:03] <SlappyMcGee> It's his way. He's arrogant enough to know when he's being funny, and his self-esteem is low enough that he needs everybody to see it at the same time. [2010-01-22 15:01:13] * Kablizzy nods sagely. |
| #280 4.33/5 Kablizzy 2007-07-30 |
<@AlliedEnvy> Oh, KA, that band I was talking about the other day, that I said was abstract impressionist? The band's name is Lightning Bolt. <@KinGAleX> Lightning Bolt. <@KinGAleX> What a electrifying name. <LittleViking> Hah. <@Enforcer> Shocking, even. <LittleViking> ...... <@Enforcer> What? It's not every day that something strikes me like that. <LittleViking> I'm going to kick you. <@Enforcer> Hey, it's not my fault that I'm so charged tonight. <LittleViking> Mother.. <@KinGAleX> Enforcer, stop trying to cloud his judgment. * @KinGAleX sniggers. <@KinGAleX> YEAH HOW ABOUT THE REACTION OF POSITIVELY AND NEGATIVELY CHARGED MOLECULES!? |
| #378 4.33/5 Kablizzy 2007-11-19 |
[01:30] <Lenny> I really want to be mod of Music... just so everyone knows :P [01:30] <Lenny> 'cause I'm already mod of Metastra, so.. [01:30] * Lenny shrugs [01:32] <Lenny> 'cause it needs a mod... I guess... [01:32] * Lenny shrugs some more [01:32] * Lenny nudges LV :P [01:32] <Lenny> :D [01:32] <LittleViking> O_O [01:32] <Lenny> ... hint, hint... :P [01:33] <Lenny> ... [01:33] * Lenny nudges LV, again... [01:33] <Lenny> ... Never mind then :D [01:33] <LittleViking> ... [01:33] <krusch> LV, make me mod. [01:33] <Lenny> Heh [01:33] <LittleViking> Okay, krusch. [01:33] <krusch> Thanks. [01:33] <Lenny> What?! [01:34] <krusch> Yay! Lenny, did you hear? |
| #211 4.31/5 Kablizzy 2007-06-05 |
<LittleViking> It's like five ping-pong Olympiad mathematicians, who are all stuck at the refreshments table. <LittleViking> That's what your maps are. |
| #451 4.30/5 Kablizzy 2008-01-02 |
[03:14] <lord_day> OAsfskdf [03:14] <lord_day> I DID IT [03:14] <lord_day> I DID IT [03:14] <lord_day> I DID IT [03:14] <lord_day> I DID IT [03:14] <lord_day> ::D [03:14] <lord_day> KABLOXY [03:14] <lord_day> :D [03:14] * Yanni clap [03:14] <TS> Gratz, d_d [03:14] <Kabloxy> HURRAH! [03:14] <lord_day> <3 [03:14] <lord_day> That was /immense/ [03:14] <Mr__X> Nice. [03:15] <lord_day> 7 hours, 15 minutes! [03:18] <blue_tetris> lord_day! [03:18] <George> Are you going to sleep now, lord_day? [03:18] <blue_tetris> Did you beat the levels? [03:18] <lord_day> I did BT! [03:18] <lord_day> Probably not George. [03:18] <lord_day> I'm gonna go beat my life. I have friends to see. :D [03:18] <George> You probably won't get any sleep anyway. [03:19] <George> Ah. [03:19] <blue_tetris> I-- I--! [03:19] <blue_tetris> Congratulations, lord_day, for winning the contest. [03:19] <lord_day> Thanks BT. <3 [03:19] <blue_tetris> Also, you didn't get it first, l_d. [03:19] <blue_tetris> YOU LOST. [03:19] <blue_tetris> YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST [03:19] <blue_tetris> WHWAHWAHWA [03:19] <lord_day> I don't care if I came 20th. I still did it. [03:20] <Mr__X> I would care very much, if you came in 20th. Very much. [03:20] <KinGAleX> You're bullshitting yourself, lord_day. You thought you won. [03:20] <lord_day> I have no idea. Some highscorer may have done it first. [03:24] <lord_day> Well, my email is being slow. :/ [03:24] <blue_tetris> Your ninja was being slow, too, apparently. [03:24] <Kabloxy> Ahahahaha! [03:24] <KinGAleX> AHahaha [03:25] <Yanni> Hahah. [03:20] <blue_tetris> Oh, right. And it's the participation that counts. It's all about the participation. You can get a T-shirt full of happiness for the rest of the day. [03:20] <blue_tetris> Not a -real- T-shirt, mind you, but an abstract happiness one. [03:21] <lord_day> Even if I won the T-shirt, I'm not gonna collect it. I didn't last year. [03:22] <blue_tetris> That's true. [03:22] <blue_tetris> In fact, fuck whoever wins for collecting a T-shirt. That guy is a douchebag for willingly enjoying a prize. [03:22] <KinGAleX> Agreed. What an ass. [03:22] <blue_tetris> The real prize is a job well done. [03:23] <blue_tetris> In fact, I'm with lord_day in saying, "Fuck the guy who made this all about prizes to begin with." YOU HEAR THAT BLIZZ? LORD_DAY (and I) ARE CALLING YOU A LOSER!!! [03:23] <blue_tetris> WHATCHU GON' DO? [03:24] =-= Mode #n +b blue_tetris!*@* by Kabloxy |
| #614 4.30/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-22 |
LittleViking has joined #iRPG <Jbot> Welcome to iRPG, LittleViking. Please read the rules before you begin idling! <Jbot> LittleViking, your score is now 0. <LittleViking> What is this place? <Jbot> Do not talk, LittleViking. That cost you 190 seconds. <Jbot> LittleViking, your score is now . <LittleViking> I don't understand. <Jbot> Do not talk, LittleViking. That cost you 190 seconds. <Gforce> The topic <Jbot> Do not talk, Gforce. That cost you 90 seconds. <LittleViking> EVERY TIME I TALK <Jbot> Do not talk, LittleViking. That cost you 170 seconds. <LittleViking> COSTS ME <Jbot> Do not talk, LittleViking. That cost you 80 seconds. <LittleViking> 190 SECONDS <Jbot> Do not talk, LittleViking. That cost you 110 seconds. <LittleViking> OH GOD MAKE IT STOP <Jbot> Do not talk, LittleViking. That cost you 190 seconds. LittleViking has left #iRPG ===== LittleViking has joined #iRPG <LittleViking> Hey guys. <Jbot> Do not talk, LittleViking. That cost you 90 seconds. <LittleViking> ;_; It's doing it again. <Jbot> Do not talk, LittleViking. That cost you 240 seconds. <LittleViking> Sir Roger George Moore KBE (born 14 October 1927) is an English actor. He may be best known for portraying two British action heroes, Simon Templar in the television series The Saint from 1962 to 1969, and James Bond in seven films from 1973 to 1985. He has been a UNICEF ambassador since 1991? <Jbot> Do not talk, LittleViking. That cost you 2940 seconds. <LittleViking> OH GOD, SO MANY SECONDS <Jbot> Do not talk, LittleViking. That cost you 230 seconds. <LittleViking> To date, Moore is the longest-serving James Bond actor, having spent twelve years in the role (from his debut in 1973, to his retirement from the role in 1985), and made seven official films. (Connery also made seven, but his last Bond film, Never Say Never Again (1983), is not part of the official EON Productions series.) He is also the oldest actor to play Bond: he was 46 when he debuted, and 58 when he announced his retirement on December 3, 1985, as it was agreed by all involved that Moore was too old for the role by that point. Moore himself was quoted in the contemporary press as saying that he felt embarrassed to be seen doing love scenes with beautiful actresses who were young enough to be his daughters. |
| #357 4.29/5 Kablizzy 2007-10-24 |
<Kevin> http://eightsolid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bananas.jpg This sign is really making me think about life. I feel like Clovic or something. <Matt> Ahahahahaha. That shit is bananas. <Kevin> ...... <Matt> Anyway, I can't see the sign. The site is borked. <Kevin> Oh, one second then. <Kevin> http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1804/bananasmy4.jpg <Matt> Ahahahahahha. That shit is bananas. <Kevin> ...... |
| #157 4.28/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-19 |
<~KinGAleX> So Kablizzy, how do you feel about playing this GUNBOUND game some? <~Kabloxy> Oh, not tonight, man. I got 2 hours of sleep last night because of that GUNBOUND game, so I'ma get some sleepin' in here soon. * Kabloxy has self-control issues. *Twitch* <~LittleViking> And you do. <~Kabloxy> Heheh. <~Kabloxy> YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DRUGS TO TAKE. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT KIND OF DRUGS TO TAKE. ALL OF THE DRUGS. |
| #421 4.27/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-22 |
<Kabloxy> You'll never guess who wins the M&R award. <Kabloxy> Not in a million years. <Kabloxy> Not in two million. <LittleViking> I hope it's Raigan. |
| #133 4.27/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-05 |
[02:15:07] <Kabloxy> THIS ROOM HAS TOO MUCH LEAVING AND NOT ENOUGH JOINING. I DEMAND RETRIBUTION. [02:15:14] -->| Harley (Harley@private-EEE32A0B.nsw.bigpond.net.au) has joined #n [02:15:20] <Kabloxy>o_O |
| #1378 4.27/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-16 |
[03:36] <isaacx> how do you change your name? [03:36] <cC> NO. [03:36] <cC> NO ONE. [03:36] <Breakfuy> /nick [03:36] <cC> GOD DAMNIT, FUY. [03:36] <cC> You don't realize the size of the Ark you've just opened. [03:36] <isaacx> /nick [03:36] <isaacx> it didn't work [03:36] <Breakfuy> Oh, he still doesn't know how to do, cC [03:37] <cC> Oh, wait. [03:37] <Breakfuy> I told ya. [03:37] <isaacx> help? [03:37] <Breakfuy> xD [03:37] <cC> I... nevermind. I'm one of those "Believe in the spirit and unique intellect of people" people. [03:37] <cC> I expect too much, I guess. [03:37] <isaacx> help? [03:37] <cC> Be right back. [03:37] <isaacx> ok [03:38] <isaacx> are you comming back? |
| #1681 4.27/5 Kablizzy 2010-01-20 |
[02:54] <Vike91> Any clues where from i could find my girlfriend? [02:55] <Life247> Well, she's not in my room, so I can't help much. [02:55] <Vike91> a girlfriend* [02:55] <Vike91> I mean [02:55] <Vike91> I don't have a girlfriend [02:55] <Vike91> Where i could i find/buy one? |
| #131 4.26/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-05 |
<Obby> Well, a guy at the golf course that I work at crashed a golf cart into a creek. <Obby> I fail to see how that happens. <Obby> "Why, what is that sudden dip in elevation? I hear splashing sounds! I must investigate! I do believe I'll drive forward with my eyes closed until I sense something is wrong!" |
| #1179 4.25/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-27 |
[02:41] <KabrizzlyBear> By the by, who'd've thunk that Guiseppi, out of the blue, would come back into the community, be a good, productive member, and also the most active dude on the IRC? [02:41] <KabrizzlyBear> I'm really kinda baffled, but also sort of impressed. And then again, not so much, since I've gotten to know the guy over the past couple years. [02:42] <southpaw> Kablizzy, I'm really waiting for the climax of Guiseppi's stay. [02:42] <KabrizzlyBear> Hahaha. [02:42] <southpaw> I'm sure it's going to be prime. [02:42] <KabrizzlyBear> He'll announce that he wasn't dead after all. [02:43] <southpaw> ahahahahaha |
| #1495 4.24/5 Kablizzy 2009-08-29 |
[10:14:15] * cC (Enigmatic@scave-839525B9.hlrn.qwest.net) has joined #n [10:14:15] * Enforcer sets mode: +qo cC cC [10:14:16] * kkstrong: you're not channel operator [10:14:17] <kkstrong> I love how my computer reminds me that I'm not a channel op, whenever a channel op joins. |
| #622 4.22/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-29 |
[20:04] <Blazeraid> Bah. [20:04] <Blazeraid> I just read 8 different pages on how to small talk. [20:04] <Blazeraid> They all involve the other participant to actually talk back. [20:04] <Blazeraid> ;-; [20:04] <Blazeraid> I need to learn how to give an 8 hour monolog without looking crazy. [20:05] <Kabloxy> Most important: Don't freak out about it. They can smell fear. [20:05] <Animator> Hold the girl's hand. [20:05] <Animator> Say,"I like you." [20:05] <Animator> And she'll talk. Instantly. [20:06] <Blazeraid> She's a bit emo. She'll probably just snatch her hand back. She's like a tiger, dodging the hand grab. [20:06] <Kabloxy> Then grab her wrist forcefully. Pin her to the ground if need be. [20:07] <Blazeraid> It's a long, long story. [20:07] <Blazeraid> She's not exactly mute. She just has a thick redneck accent, sounds like a southern belle which I think is adorrable. [20:07] <Blazeraid> But I think she's ashamed of it or something. She wears the typical longish hair with one eye covered. [20:09] <LittleViking> Man, I'm way quiet. And you know what gets me to talk for 8 hours? D&D. [20:11] <Blazeraid> I seriously have doubts she'll go for that [20:11] <Blazeraid> But, incase I'm wrong, I'll bring my D&D board and break it out at the start to test the waters, Then quickly put it away, with a snappy excuse for having a D&D board. [20:12] <Kabloxy> I did that with a blow-up doll once. Same situation too. [20:12] <kkstrong> Did oyu fucking it afterwards? [20:12] <kkstrong> please tell me you fucked it. [20:13] <kkstrong> It will get me off. [20:13] <Kabloxy> Did I fucking it? Yes, I fucking it. I fucking it afterwards now. Many am fuckings, no am many fuckings, yes? |
| #1177 4.21/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-27 |
[02:26] <kablamo> hey do u guys remember calab? [02:30] <LittleViking> Nope. [02:30] <kablamo> ph [02:31] <KabrizzlyBear> I remember collabs. They were all the rage back in '05 and some of '06. [02:31] <KabrizzlyBear> They don't hang out around here anymore, though. [02:31] <kablamo> not collab, calab [02:31] <KabrizzlyBear> Oh, oh. [02:31] <KabrizzlyBear> Carab nuts. I know those too. [02:31] <KabrizzlyBear> They're kinda nasty, though. [02:32] <kablamo> so no-one rembers him? [02:32] <KabrizzlyBear> Probably not. [02:33] <KabrizzlyBear> I totally remember Ay Caramba, though. [02:33] <KabrizzlyBear> Also, Colombo. That dude was hardcore. [02:34] <KabrizzlyBear> Do you remember Kokomo? [02:34] <KabrizzlyBear> John Stamos was amazing in that video. [02:33] <LittleViking> Oh dude, remember La Bamba? [02:34] <KabrizzlyBear> Oh, man, do I ever. [02:34] <LittleViking> I'm getting you La Bamba for your birthday. [02:34] <KabrizzlyBear> Ooh, awesome. [02:34] <George> Bahahaha. |
| #117 4.21/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-21 |
<crmsnnnnn> hows life? <~Kabloxy> Busy, but extremely heterosexual. And yours? <crmsnnnnn> almost the exact opposite, minus the busy and heterosexual bits. * Kabloxy blinks. |
| #193 4.21/5 Kablizzy 2007-05-17 |
<skyline> I wonder what it was like living in the 1930's. <Kabloxy> Depressing. |
| #147 4.21/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-14 |
<%Kashkin> G'morning. <~KinGAleX> It's afternoon for both of us, you nincompoop. |
| #228 4.20/5 Kablizzy 2007-06-20 |
<Blizzard> Um, sorry to bother you again, but what should the email subject be...? <Kabloxy> "OH GOD MARE HELP I'M BEING EATEN BY LLAMAS" |
| #86 4.19/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-03 |
<Obby> I'm going under the knife tomorrow. <Kabloxy> Ahh, Jesus. <Kabloxy> Hope it all goes well, dude. <Obby> You know what I should do? <Obby> On my correct leg, I should write; "Wrong leg, man," and on the other write; "Or is it? HAHAHAH THE pressure's on you, DOC! JUST YOU AND THE KNIFE!" |
| #1551 4.18/5 Kablizzy 2009-10-05 |
<LittleViking> Well I haven't read it all, but what I've seen: <LittleViking> "Hundreds exist, yet within each, Four meet as one." <LittleViking> Cows have four stomachs, right? That line is about cow stomachs. <LittleViking> "Millions golden, sun-glinted and windswept." <LittleViking> Cows are sun-glinted and windswept. <LittleViking> Maybe it's a golden herd of cows. <LittleViking> Kablizzy just wanted to throw you guys off so he wrote a poem about golden cows. |
| #229 4.18/5 Kablizzy 2007-06-21 |
<KinGAleX> How many pounds are you at now, dude? <Ka-Busy> 248. <KinGAleX> Man, you are more than two mes. <KinGAleX> You are me + LV + a medium sized dog. |
| #1083 4.17/5 Kablizzy 2009-02-05 |
[14:15] <Vyacheslav> hey canned [14:15] <canned> hi [14:16] <Kablizzy> Pavel, you're like a Walmart greeter. You stand at the front, wave kindly to everyone, but in your spare time, you rape kids with chainsaws. |
| #281 4.17/5 Kablizzy 2007-07-30 |
<Blizz> Welcome black! <blue_tetris> It's good to -be- black. |
| #404 4.15/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-13 |
[20:56] <Kabloxy> I'd like to see you doing 10 more, but if you can just do, like, 3 or 5 really good ones, I can fill in a couple of the holes we'll have. [20:56] <krusch> Okay, sure. [20:56] <krusch> You know how I like to help you fill in your holes. [20:56] <Kabloxy> AGHAHAHAGAHAGAHAGAIOHAGHHJGHAHFAF. [20:56] <Kabloxy> That's an "I just shat myself", by the way. You might not want to fill my holes in tonight. |
| #1082 4.14/5 Kablizzy 2009-02-05 |
[18:39] <MZS> Damn... did Gan Ning die of dysentery? [18:40] <MZS> Brutal. [18:40] <Invisible> Ouch. [18:40] <Invisible> That's painful shit. [18:40] <Invisible> Literally. |
| #389 4.13/5 Kablizzy 2007-11-25 |
<Atilla> Ganesh preserve us. Teedle is back. <Atilla> Again. <Atilla> He's posted more away/back messages on the forums than most people have on IRC. |
| #439 4.13/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-27 |
<Kabloxy> Okay, I'm too tired to do this tonight. I'ma just pick it up tomorrow. =-= YOU are now known as Ka-Busy <Ka-Busy> Blox sleep. <3 <LittleViking> Noooooooo! <LittleViking> I'll never be happy again. ;_; <krusch> ;_________________________S <LittleViking> I would be sad too if I got a snake in my eye. <tktktk> Bahahahahah. <krusch> Wahahaha. |
| #857 4.13/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-27 |
[10:54] <Thomas> Paul Newman died ;(;(;( [10:54] <Thomas> I'm so sad. [10:54] <lord_day> So did 50,000 africans. ;+; |
| #1312 4.12/5 Kablizzy 2009-06-22 |
[14:31] <Obylisk> GLOOMP IS A SLUT! [14:31] <Obylisk> D:< [14:31] <gloomp> No, no. [14:31] <Obylisk> I heard what you did last night [14:31] <gloomp> I'm a /wench/. [14:31] <gloomp> There's a difference. [14:32] <Obylisk> Sure there is [14:32] =-= Mode #n +h gloomp by cC [14:32] <gloomp> o_O [14:32] <ATR> ... [14:32] <gloomp> What's the use of that? [14:32] <cC> Halfops? [14:32] <ATR> Are you getting demoted? [14:33] <Gforce> Now if you get de-opped, you don't go all the way down to us lowly normal members. [14:33] <ATR> Halfops, on an op? [14:33] <cC> Mmhmm. [14:33] <Obylisk> :O [14:33] <gloomp> I mean, thanks and all, but it doesn't even give me a pretty blue dot now. [14:33] <Obylisk> GLOOMP IS +HO [14:33] <Obylisk> HAHAHA [14:33] <cC> THERE WE GO. [14:33] <ATR> HAHA. [14:33] <Guiseppi> Hahahaha. [14:33] <gloomp> Ahahahahah. [14:33] <cC> Thank you Obylisk for getting my joke. [14:34] <gloomp> Niiiiiiiiice. [14:34] * Obylisk high-fives cC [14:34] * cC highfives. |
| #233 4.11/5 Kablizzy 2007-06-26 |
<Kabloxy> Windows vs. Mac is the same type of argument as Jessica Biel vs. Jessica Alba. Why not both? Why. Not. Both. <Gimp> Kabloxy: i agree :P <Atilla> Since we already have Mac, Windows, and Linux people, I'll side with the Amiga OS. <Kabloxy> That's like choosing Gary Shandling in the Alba vs. Biel debade, Atilla. |
| #2372 4.09/5 Kablizzy 2011-07-06 |
[05:00] Rose I really want to meet up with people here. [05:00] Rose I talk to you guys more than anyone IRL, it's weird that I've never met any of you face-to-face. [05:01] KinGAleX See, there's your problem. [05:01] KinGAleX You consider it meeting up. [05:01] halifax Exactly. [05:01] KinGAleX Why not just hang out with a dude if it's convenient? [05:01] Rose I'm just using "meeting up" as a term because I couldn't think of anything better. [05:01] KinGAleX Blizz and Dave don't masturbate over their constant Metacon. [05:01] KinGAleX They just live together now. [05:01] Kablizzy Exactly. [05:01] Kablizzy I mean, we jack it pretty hard alright. [05:02] Rose Hahaha. [05:02] Kablizzy Just not for that reason necessarily. |
| #448 4.09/5 Kablizzy 2008-01-01 |
01/01 02:50:22 Yanni: Whey, M&R award downloaded. 01/01 02:50:25 Yanni: /me unzips. 01/01 02:50:29 Yanni: Uhm, the file. 01/01 02:50:33 Yanni: /me unzips the file. |
| #592 4.08/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
<KinGAleX> I WISH I HAD A STRONG FAMILIAL TRUST-INDUCING BOND WITH MY BROTHER THEN I COULD MAKE A FUCKIN' MOVIE ABOUT IT AND EARN MILLIONS FUCK YEAH. <Ultima> Looks like someone hasn't jacked off in a while. <KinGAleX> THIRTY ODD MINUTES BY MY COMPUTER CLOCK. |
| #1530 4.06/5 Kablizzy 2009-09-18 |
[13:28:57] <Jig> I can't juggle all those modifications anyway. The game was already so great and had such limitless possibilities. NReality ruined the game, and nothing you say will change that view. [13:29:23] <moh> NREALITY DID NOT RUIN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [13:29:31] <Jig> Yeah, especially not that. |
| #213 4.05/5 Kablizzy 2007-06-06 |
Kablizzy the Omniscient says: YOU NEED STUDY. BLIZZY ANGRY AT YOU. Kevin says: I'm finished, man. I am totally and completely, 200% prepared. My physics lab is done, the apparatus drawings are excellent. I'm ready to go. Kablizzy the Omniscient says: That's exquisite, man. Now, what's the square root of gravity? Kevin says: o_O Kevin says: PROBABLY YOUR FACE Kevin says: "Question 6: What is the square root of gravity?" "Hah! I know this one! Thank you, Blizz!" |
| #188 4.04/5 Kablizzy 2007-05-12 |
<rocket_thumped> I was playing golf in my yard.. and I hit someones house. so I run in to my house and hide.. and the guy runs up to my hosue and starts banging on the windows and doors.. finally, after like 5 minutes, I go outside.. and he yells at me, and throws a golf ball at me.. apparently I hit the ball through my woods, and down 3 blocks <Yahoozy> Speaking of that, some dumb fuck hit my house with a golf ball today. My dad took care of it and threw a golfball at him. It went through some woods and down three blocks. Man, some people. |
| #271 4.00/5 Kablizzy 2007-07-25 |
<Kabloxy> Wahahahaha! <Kabloxy> God, I love being me. <LittleViking> Heh heh, me too. <Kabloxy> Hahahahah. * Kabloxy quotes. <Kabloxy> Wait, wait... Let's throw in a clone for good measure. <Kabloxy> *Clone* * Kabloxy jabs LV. <LittleViking> I... OH! <LittleViking> *clone* <Kabloxy> There we go. |
| #342 4.00/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-24 |
<LittleViking> Haha, my maps never have concepts. I just drop my pants and bang my ass on the keyboard for a few minutes, and then pastebin the results to you guys. |
| #425 4.00/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-25 |
[02:28] <Grinchy_Blizz> So, two newlywed antennae walk into a bar. When asked how the wedding went, they said, "The ceremony was awful, but the reception was fantastic!" [02:28] <maesnow> Hehe. [02:29] * Grinchy_Blizz clears throat. [02:29] <Grinchy_Blizz> "...But the reception was fantastic!" [02:29] <fractalpresents> Aha...aha? [02:29] <TheSanta> "...Bu...rece...tastic!" [02:29] <UltiXmas> Haha. [02:29] <Grinchy_Blizz> Gahahah. [02:30] <fractalpresents> Gahaha |
| #544 4.00/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-02 |
[03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> can i have some advice on this? http://pastebin.ca/925350 [03:06] <Fingersonthefrets> tis what i got so far [03:08] <Nero> Is that for NUMA? [03:14] <Fingersonthefrets> yeah [03:14] <Fingersonthefrets> what do you think of it? [03:14] <Nero> I think it's pretty fantastic as it is, but if it's for NUMA, I'd tell you to try and pack more objects into every square inch of the rest of the map, until every portion of the map is filled with stuff. [03:15] <Fingersonthefrets> yeah, it's not completed, i was just wondering how what ive got is [03:16] <Fingersonthefrets> anyways, thanks, ill see you round [03:16] <Nero> Sure thing. [03:16] |<-- Fingersonthefrets has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: Dance Magic Dance) [03:16] <Nero> I don't think he got the "Scathing Commentary about the state of maps on NUMA" part. |
| #607 4.00/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-16 |
[15:56] <Templex> Yahoozy, why'd you remove the _guacamole? :( [15:57] <Yahoozy> I hate superfluous Spanish dips. |
| #888 4.00/5 Kablizzy 2008-10-19 |
[20:12] <kk|away> Why don't you cum on AIM anymore? [20:12] <Kablizzy> Mostly because it stopped giving me blowjobs *weeks* ago. |
| #1306 4.00/5 Kablizzy 2009-06-19 |
[02:56] <KinGAleX> Haha there is a pubic hair on my laptop. [02:56] <KinGAleX> That doesn't actually make any logical sense. [02:56] <KinGAleX> My penis is down here. [02:56] <KinGAleX> My laptop is up there. |
| #1342 4.00/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-05 |
20:48:45 <@Tsukatu> Obby, how much time out of the day do you spend gathering food? 20:48:55 <@Obby> Total? 20:49:01 <@Tsukatu> Would you say it's, a) your whole day, or b) not your whole day. |
| #1702 4.00/5 Kablizzy 2010-02-02 |
[16:49] <Gimp> haha you guys make no sense [16:49] <Gimp> You know what I also realized... [16:49] <Gimp> If I died, noone on IRC would notice o.O [16:50] <Gimp> "oh, hai, Gimp's still idle" ... 10 years later ... "oh man, he's got like 3 years idle! thats the record!" |
| #1928 4.00/5 Kablizzy 2010-07-15 |
-->| Vyacheslav has joined #n <ukw> fuck you, vyacheslav <SlappyMcGee> Ahahaha. <Vyacheslav> o_o <David> Wahahah. <cC> HAHAHAHA <cC> Even *he* knows what's up. |
| #336 3.95/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-20 |
<Matt> Ahah. Best. Sequence. Ever. <Kevin> I dunno. I don't think it beats Guis's penis series. Haha, beats. <Matt> Ahahah. Beats. <Matt> He had a penis series? <Kevin> http://numa.notdot.net/browse?q=author%3Aguiseppi&start=62&count=15 <Matt> WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <Matt>I hate Guis so much. <Kevin> Yeah. He never stops dicking around. <Matt> Ahahahahaha. <Kevin> Like this is all some cock-and-ball game. <Matt> Gahahahaha! <Kevin> He doesn't see how hard this job is for us. <Matt> PAgahahaaghhaaghgahagaha! <Kevin> Still, the map series was a stroke of genius if you ask me. <Matt> WAHAYWYAAHWYAGYUQTYQUAAAAA!! <Matt> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?336 <Kevin> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?336 <Matt> o_O <Kevin> ;_; <Matt> *Clone* <Kevin> o_O <Kevin> ;_; *clone* |
| #130 3.93/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-05 |
<Kashkin> What a fucked up folder. <Kashkin> Justin Timerlake - Cry Me A River. <Kabloxy> HEY THAT'S A GOOD SONG DUDE DON'T DELETE THAT SHIT MAN!!! * Kashkin copies Cry Me a River five times. <Kashkin> AND DELETES THEM ALL, BITCH. * Kabloxy cries Kashkin a river, five times. |
| #123 3.92/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-28 |
<~KinGAleX> OH MY GOD MAKE OUT WITH ME ANDREW. <+Andre> Andrew? <+Andre> Damn, I wish that was my real name. <+Andre> Wait, wait, not to make out with KinGAleX. |
| #511 3.92/5 Kablizzy 2008-02-09 |
[02:39] <LittleViking> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Flag_of_Louisiana.svg [02:40] <Kabloxy> What the balls? [02:40] <blue_tetris> Is that Pelican feeding blood to its babies? [02:40] <LittleViking> I always wondered why they called Louisiana the 'Vampire Pelican' state, but now I know. |
| #42 3.92/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-19 |
<Kashkin> Nothing beats Verdana though. <Kabloxy> Hm. <Kashkin> I would sex this font. <Kashkin> In fact, if I printed out a size 72 "O"... |
| #291 3.92/5 Kablizzy 2007-08-09 |
<Kabloxy> Holy shit, I am so full. <SlappyMcGee> Did you eat the whole thing? <Kabloxy> Two-and-a-half whole things. <LittleViking> Dude! I'm so empty! Two-and-a-half things without filling! * LittleViking high-five. * Kabloxy highfive. -->| Obby has joined #n <SlappyMcGee> Obbs, my man. <SlappyMcGee> What's going on? <Obby> Oh, the usual shirtless norm. * Kabloxy shirtless too. *Highfive* <Obby> Yourself? <SlappyMcGee> Shirted. <SlappyMcGee> Now I want to take mine off. <LittleViking> Dude! I have TWO shirts! * LittleViking high-five. <SlappyMcGee> LittleViking has succeded in becoming Bizzaro Kablizzy. <Kabloxy> I'm not jacking off right now. * Kabloxy waits for it. <LittleViking> Dude! I'm DOUBLE-JACKING IT <Kabloxy> Wahahahahaha! <SlappyMcGee> Ahaha. |
| #385 3.92/5 Kablizzy 2007-11-22 |
<ChaosWolf> AF is talking about the time that he gave birth to a Chipmunk <AF> I gotta tell you, it was /nuts/. |
| #1062 3.91/5 Kablizzy 2009-01-20 |
[03:16] <Kablizzy> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?1061 [03:16] <CF> Bleh. [03:16] <ortsz> 0/6! [03:16] <ortsz> Out of 5. [03:16] <ortsz> Six possible options. [03:16] <Kablizzy> Hahah. [03:16] =-= Mode #n +b maestro!*@* by Kablizzy [03:16] <Kablizzy> Wait a second... [03:16] <ortsz> Aha! [03:17] =-= Mode #n +b stro!*@* by Kablizzy [03:17] <Kablizzy> GOD DAMNIT. [03:17] <Communist> ... [03:17] <CF> Harhar. [03:17] * Kablizzy scratches head. [03:17] =-= Mode #n +b ortseam!*@* by Kablizzy [03:17] <Kablizzy> WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISN'T WORKING [03:17] <Yanni> Try `stro! [03:17] =-= Mode #n +b blue_tetris!*@* by Kablizzy [03:17] <Kablizzy> AH GOD IT'S ALL WRONG |
| #311 3.90/5 Kablizzy 2007-08-25 |
<Kabloxy|774> Dude. You are totally TFTBing on me. <blue_tetris> 10-4, Blizz. <Kabloxy|774> I hear ya loud and clear, Rocket-Bear. Come back at me with the 140. <blue_tetris> Don't turf him to me. Rounds are chatting that you're a total dump these days, Blizz. He justs needs the P4P. <blue_tetris> That's your go. I'm under the black cloud. <Kabloxy|774> Hey, look, I know about the giggles as heavy as you do. But shit by my uncle if you think that we're gonna roll the rug across the chasm. If he's up for the P4P, then he needs to feed the handsaw, and get the life back. <blue_tetris> Liiiiisten up, Teresa, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. [maudlin] God hates us forumers. He really does. Now, I want you to take a couple steps back and look over this situation. We've got veterans of the community waiting by their gravesites with a shovel in one hand, and by god, their Sunday dentures in the other. (You see, they needed them for all the sunshine and happiness you were force-feeding them, newbie.) But <blue_tetris> ...let's face it, I'd hate to see you do that to yourself, Susan. <Kabloxy|774> Look, Frankie-Ten-Toes. As much potential as he's garboured, he's got your thirteens flapped to the sides. In either system, I know your dirty little secret, mister Audrey Tutu. I know you've got the sevenball fever on a more hardcore tip than I do, but if we're going to play the groovecoolient here, then let's just lime it away. <blue_tetris> When, baby-doll, I need you to come up to me and make pleasantries, I'll call you ahead of time. Yes, Harriet, you might do much better grabbing that bejeweled little purse of yours, marching up to a different forumer, and wishing them a happy morning. <Kabloxy|774> Pfft. You're shoving the pills, Brenda. And another thing, if you think for five minutes that he's not tripping your oriental rug, I've got a black-and-white for you to pan over. 'Cause I'd bet you ten-bucks-to-a-doughnut that he's got two in his shorts and six in his sleeves, and they're aimed at your whites. <blue_tetris> Because, I'll be honest with you, newbie, my morning su.... hucked. My morning was, by far, theee worst morning that I've had in the last year and... <Kabloxy|774> Hey, doesn't sound like my clipper, man. If you want to keep this pancake flat, we can bump the headboards until the ray-tips crest the mountline. But I, for one, have got your Coxitic rants in my Coxitic pants, if your bird catches mine. <blue_tetris> ...honest to Aeesha, I don't need you coming up to me with your OOH IM IN SUCH A CHIPPER MOOD THAT I MUST SHARE WITH ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS because... yes, I just might reach deep down into your mouth and come back with both ovaries in hand. <Kabloxy|774> And y'know, if you mind-popped for eighty-three thirds , I'd wager a swing that you had the britches to scuttle the fish onto my proverbial deck, I could ride you five bikes into Sturgess that the two-legged rat just swallowed the Jonah, you read my spines? |
| #345 3.90/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-26 |
Sendy: I know I can draw sewers... Kablizzy: Can you now? Sendy: I can. It's an acquired skill of mine. I'm a level 2 sewer drawer.+5 EXP! Kablizzy: 37 EXP until your next level? Sendy: About that, yeah. How did you know? Kablizzy: I'm a level 4 mindreader. |
| #476 3.90/5 Kablizzy 2008-01-19 |
[00:23] <LittleViking> "Hey track star, welcome to the moon!" [00:24] <~blue_tetris> "Bienvenue, Iceman. The autumn ballistics seminar is warm tonight." [00:24] <Vaughn> Fucking totally. [00:24] <LittleViking> The 'n' stands for 'Shut up, we're playing a goddamn game here.' |
| #1081 3.90/5 Kablizzy 2009-02-04 |
[02:48] <Jig> LV. [02:48] <Jig> I need to do something. D20, plz. [02:48] -->| D20 (D20@wpe-35B310F7.dhcp.hspr.ca.charter.com) has joined #n [02:48] <CHAway> 112 rolls. [02:48] <CHAway> Before you get one. [02:49] <Jig> Seriously? [02:49] <CHAway> Yep. [02:49] <CHAway> One-Twelve. [02:49] <Jig> Okay, fuck you time is now. [02:49] <CHAway> Do it up. [02:49] <AlliedEnvy> Wow. I just red a forum post by a guy that claimed to use pepper spray meant for bears as a condiment on his food. [02:49] <Jig> !roll 4d26 [02:49] <D20> Jig: (22 11 21 5) = 59 [02:49] <CHAway> One down. [02:49] <CHAway> 111 to go. [02:49] <Jig> Vkue. Not a word. [02:49] <Jig> !roll 4d26 [02:49] <D20> Jig: (7 15 14 7) = 43 [02:49] <CHAway> Please try again. [02:50] <Jig> Gong. [02:50] <Jig> YOU MOTHER FUCKER. [02:50] <LittleViking> o_O [02:50] <LittleViking> Wow. [02:50] <Jig> Thank you, LV. [02:50] <CHAway> Hahahahaha. [02:50] |<-- D20 has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Client exited) [02:51] <AlliedEnvy> hold on, I'm going to grep for 4-letter words [02:51] <CHAway> I'm also going to frol for 4-letter words. |
| #146 3.89/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-13 |
<&LittleViking> You know what? She's one of the only people I know who's a bigger movie buff than me. Which means her movie penis is bigger. And needless to say, I want it inside of me. |
| #597 3.89/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
<Kashkin> Oh advice on the /map/! Can't help you there. <Orion_> Oh. and why not? <Kashkin> I don't have any arms. <Kashkin> Lost 'em in 'Nam. <Kashkin> Can't play N. <Orion_> How do you type? <Kashkin> I am very adept with my nose. <KinGAleX> Your mother is very adept with your nose. |
| #1143 3.89/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-11 |
[14:58] -->| Vyacheslav has joined #n [14:59] <Kablizzy> BLOOD SPILLS FROM THE ANUS OF TEN THOUSAND FALLEN ANGELS!!!! [14:59] <Kablizzy> I've started this new thing, see. |
| #87 3.88/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-03 |
Kashkin: Internet humour 101. Kashkin: Lesson 1. Kashkin: BALLS LOL! Kablizzy: Hahahahaha. Kashkin: Class dismissed. |
| #440 3.88/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-27 |
<Kabloxy> People wonder why I add in laughs to my quotes. The thing they don't understand is that my quotes are like rap videos. It's usually Kabloxy, LittleViking, and blue_tetris, ft. Wedgie, ChaosWolf, Jefferson Airplane and rissy. |
| #1361 3.87/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-11 |
[17:15] <ChaosWolf> I went through a pretty bad depression thing last night. [17:15] <ninja143> thats good to hear |
| #46 3.86/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-20 |
<~LittleViking> I'm trying to think this guy through, but I just can't understand it at all. He hardly did any moderator actions. He wasn't really abusive with his new power. <&Kabloxy> In fact, he was kinda helpful in his tenure as Faux Mod. <~LittleViking> It's like he walked into an office building, sat down at nevermore's desk, and like.. started on paperwork. |
| #116 3.86/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-21 |
<Jiggafoo> Wait...who's drunk? <Jiggafoo> And who taught you grammar? <Jiggafoo> The same person, likely. |
| #927 3.86/5 Kablizzy 2008-11-01 |
[00:29] <Kablizzy> Also, feel free to read all the horrible things we've said about you in the Admin forum. [00:35] <tktktk> Huh. I don't see the Admin forum. But I'll take your word for it that they were horrible. [00:38] <Kablizzy> Oh, huh. [00:38] <Kablizzy> Maybe it didn't get your permissions, but let's just say the word, "Unfit parent" came up an extreme number of times. [00:39] <tktktk> Ahahah. |
| #119 3.83/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-22 |
<Kabloxy> LV, sir! <Kabloxy> Do you know what today is? <&LittleViking> Thursday? <Kabloxy> Yes! <&LittleViking> I won! <&LittleViking> Is there a prize? <Kabloxy> There is indeed. <Kabloxy> It'll be there in... two days? I hope? <&LittleViking> It must be huge, and phallic. <&LittleViking> You know, to take that long. <&LittleViking> OR WILL I BE THE ONE TAKING THAT LONG? |
| #594 3.83/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
<krusch>I'm going to hunt down the guy who makes faster internet hard to come by in the country, and slit his fucking throat. Cunt. krusch was booted from #N by krusch (No death threats!) |
| #1141 3.83/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-11 |
[18:11] <AF> GW, I think you just tag the word Elitist on to various words to give yourself an excuse not to like them. [18:11] <AF> "I DO NOT LIKE ELITIST BROCCOLI" |
| #127 3.82/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-04 |
<CF> My clothes smell like gas. <CF> And I have to go back to school T_T <CF> FYI, I took apart a lighter, and it blew up on my fucking face. * CF rubs eyes <CF> It just slipped... <Borealis> That will be your excuse when you get a girl pregnant, as well. <CF> Kabloxy, I have a custom title request. <Kabloxy> Is it in honour of your Native American Name, "Fiddles With Lighters?" |
| #850 3.82/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-26 |
[00:07] <kkstrong> LV, are all threads being ported over? [00:07] <Kablizzy> No. [00:07] <LittleViking> Probably. [00:07] <Kablizzy> Yes. [00:07] <maestro> Yes. [00:07] <blue_tetris> No. [00:07] <Kablizzy> Only the Admin threads. [00:07] <LittleViking> Haha. [00:07] <LittleViking> Yeah. [00:07] <LittleViking> Hah, no. [00:07] <blue_tetris> Maybe. [00:07] <LittleViking> Anyway, yeah, they are. [00:07] <LittleViking> Probably. |
| #75 3.81/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-26 |
<Obby> Just like LV took me seriously when I said I was going to find you and anally invade you with a pickle. |
| #1343 3.80/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-05 |
21:08:44 <@Tsukatu> Are you /trying/ to understand what I'm saying? 21:08:51 <@Obby> I haven't read it yet. 21:08:54 <@Tsukatu> Like, did you actually rea- 21:09:00 <@Tsukatu> Okay, that makes sense. |
| #158 3.80/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-19 |
=-= Kablizzy has changed the topic to “Booyah, bitches. It's all over the place.†<LittleViking> Ehr? <Kablizzy> Hand lotion. It went all nutso after I tried that skirt on. <LittleViking> I am gonna freakin' stab you. <LittleViking> If I can stil hold the knife with all that hand lotion on! <LittleViking> Wait, crap, I just zinged myself. <Kablizzy> I would give you lotion for that BURN but it looks like YOU'VE ALREADY GOT IT COVERED. |
| #402 3.80/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-12 |
[22:35] -->| LittleViking has joined #Staff [22:35] =-= Mode #Metanet-Staff +oa LittleViking LittleViking by ChanServ [22:35] <Kabloxy> DUDE LV [22:35] <Kabloxy> <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 < [22:35] <LittleViking> Oh, no way. [22:35] <LittleViking> No way. [22:35] =-= Mode #Staff -o+b LittleViking by LittleViking [22:35] =-= LittleViking was booted from #Metanet-Staff by LittleViking (LittleViking) [22:36] <Kabloxy> o_O [22:36] <George> 0_o |
| #550 3.80/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-07 |
[22:07] <LittleViking> !roll 1 20 [22:07] <D20> Roll 1: 22 [22:07] <D20> LittleViking: 22 [22:07] <LittleViking> Hmmm. [22:07] <D20> Roll 1: 10 [22:07] <D20> LittleViking: 10 [22:07] <LittleViking> Oh, that's no good. [22:07] <D20> INVALID PARAMETERS! [22:07] <LittleViking> ;_; [22:07] <D20> Roll 1: 14 [22:07] <D20> LittleViking: 14 [22:07] <Kabloxy> Wait, what? [22:07] <D20> INVALID PARAMETERS! [22:07] <Kabloxy> AH GOD WHAT THE FUCK. [22:07] <D20> INVALID PARAMETERS! [22:08] <Kabloxy> Hmmm. [22:08] <D20> Roll 1: 14 [22:08] <D20> Kabloxy: 14 [22:08] <Kabloxy> Bahahah. [22:08] <D20> Roll 1: 2 [22:08] <D20> Kabloxy: 2 [22:08] <Kabloxy> BAHAHAHAHA! [22:08] <D20> Roll 1: 12 [22:08] <D20> Kabloxy: 12 [22:08] <Kabloxy> hoiHAYAGHAGAHAHKA! [22:08] <D20> Roll 1: 15 [22:08] <D20> Kabloxy: 15 [22:08] <Kabloxy> u;kTK [22:08] <D20> Roll 1: 10 [22:08] <D20> Kabloxy: 10 |
| #595 3.80/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
<KinGAleX>Call her spunkybum. <KinGAleX>Er... Comma spunkybum. |
| #881 3.80/5 Kablizzy 2008-10-15 |
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| #1345 3.80/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-05 |
21:10:47 <@Tsukatu> You've heard my "God is a deranged little girl playing with dollies" example, right? 21:34:30 <@Tsukatu> LITTLE GIRL. 21:34:31 <@Tsukatu> DOLLIES. 21:34:57 <@Tsukatu> Please explain to me how God is unlike the little girl I have described. 21:35:07 <@Tsukatu> Please include "God" and "little girl" and "dollies" in your explanation. |
| #259 3.79/5 Kablizzy 2007-07-20 |
<mistaken72> man! <thecalcgenius> I feel like a woman. |
| #293 3.78/5 Kablizzy 2007-08-10 |
<mistaken72> I once sat on a thumbtack. Luckily, it was in that gap between by buttocks. <mistaken72> From then on, I would feel my seat to ensure it was tack-free. You should do the same. <Kabloxy> Yeah, I did that with a cat once. Same scenario, too. |
| #1138 3.78/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-10 |
[15:49] =-= YOU are now known as PimpMobile [15:49] <PimpMobile> Yuh oh. [15:49] <Leaff> Ha [15:49] <Calcy> Ahahaha. [15:49] <PimpMobile> I think I've just broken the channel. [15:49] -->| LittleViking has joined #n [15:49] =-= Mode #N +ao LittleViking LittleViking by ChanServ [15:49] <gloomp> Wahaha. [15:49] <kirby|L4D> lol [15:49] <PimpMobile> Hiya, LV! [15:49] <Calcy> Most referenced pimpmobile nick. [15:49] <gloomp> This is so pimpmobile in'. [15:49] <PimpMobile> Oh, God. [15:49] <Tumbleweed> So my glacier has this pimpmobile tumbleweed. [15:49] <PimpMobile> It's going to ding me every time someone talks. [15:49] <LittleViking> Hey Blizz. [15:49] <Calcy> Hahaha. [15:50] <PimpMobile> Hahah. |
| #282 3.77/5 Kablizzy 2007-07-30 |
<Jao> What do Mare and Raigan do for a living, anyway? <LittleViking> Beg? <Enforcer> Starve? |
| #367 3.77/5 Kablizzy 2007-11-09 |
<Brad> In-laws are staying at our place tonight. <Matt> Oh, hot. <Brad> Their house burnt to the ground...literally. <Matt> I... bad choice of words? |
| #48 3.75/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-21 |
<Atilla> You know, you don't really need doors. You can just jump out a window, walk around the outside of your house, then jump in a different window if you need to go to a different room. |
| #63 3.75/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-24 |
<lars44> Tsuaktu: is being a mod fun? <Tsukatu> Lars:No. <lars44>Why? <lars44> It seems fun... <Tsukatu>Lars: Immagine being surrounded by 13-year olds asking you whether what you do is fun. |
| #176 3.75/5 Kablizzy 2007-05-06 |
<LittleViking> ;_; <LittleViking> ;_; ;_; <LittleViking> ;_; ;_; ;_; <LittleViking> Look, it's a pyramid of sorrow. |
| #1040 3.75/5 Kablizzy 2009-01-12 |
[19:14] <AlliedEnvy> hey guys, some random guy pm'd me on the forums asking me to do something for him, but I can't understand what he's asking for [19:16] <AlliedEnvy> "please close my forum free userbars somehow there is 2 of them.please close the one with less posts.:)" [19:25] <Ragash> Apparently, he has a thread open, and then another, identical thread open. He'd like for us to close the one that's not being used as often. But I would respond to him, "What's a userbars somehow?" [19:39] <AlliedEnvy> I... I guess that's what he was asking for. I have no idea which thread he has 2 of though. The combination of calling a thread a forum, and the spurious "free userbars" was enough to throw me off course. [19:40] <AlliedEnvy> You know what, I bet the name of the thread is "free userbars" [19:40] <Ragash> Yeah. Just send him back something scathing and hilarious, and I'll deal with it when he ends up PMing me. [19:40] <Ragash> I assumed as much. [19:40] <AlliedEnvy> I'm not good at scathing. Hilarious, sometimes. [19:40] <Ragash> Heheh. [19:40] <AlliedEnvy> Okay, scathing sometimes, but only when I'm actually angry. [19:41] <AlliedEnvy> I have half a mind to reply with as much ambiguity as he used [19:41] <Ragash> Wahahaha. [19:41] <Ragash> You should. [19:42] <Ragash> "ya man i dun no wut admin u thot but never ur forum wit wut userbar???" [19:44] <AlliedEnvy> Yeah, that's almost perfect. He also split the sentence between the subject and body, though. [19:46] <Ragash> Oh, hm. [19:46] <Ragash> And then give him a smiley at the end. [19:46] <AlliedEnvy> I'll split it between no and wut [19:46] <AlliedEnvy> Wahahaha [19:46] <Ragash> Wahahahaha! [19:46] <tktktk> Userbars somehow was wit the 2 forums i dunno abot the 1 with more pots.:| :| :| [19:47] <Ragash> WAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [19:51] <tktktk> Or: i don no wich 2 forums ur on but im not givin userbars out 4 free :( [19:52] <AlliedEnvy> Not ambiguous enough. [19:52] <AlliedEnvy> "ya man i dun no / wut admin u thot but neevr ur forum wit wut userbar???? sumhow was wit th 2 formus i dunno abot the 1 wit more pposts :| :| :|" [19:52] <AlliedEnvy> ( / separates subject from body) [19:53] <tktktk> Bahahah. That's perfect. [19:55] <Ragash> Nahaahaahajk. [19:55] <Ragash> I love you, AE. [19:55] <AlliedEnvy> :D <3 [19:55] <Ragash> By the way, when he responds, and you reply back, you have to send him, "Nahaahaahajk." [19:56] <AlliedEnvy> Yessir. [19:56] <tktktk> And for any further responses, just :( [19:56] <Ragash> Hahaha. [19:56] <AlliedEnvy> I'm willing to bet he'll never respond [19:56] <Ragash> I'm hoping he does, but I think you're right. [19:57] <AlliedEnvy> Yeah, I'm hoping he does, too. |
| #1061 3.75/5 Kablizzy 2009-01-20 |
[03:12] <Lenny> <@Communist> Lenny! [03:12] <Lenny> * @Communist hugs Lenny [03:12] <Lenny> <~Lenny> ... hi. [03:12] <Lenny> <@Communist> I missed you sweetie. [03:12] <Lenny> <~Lenny> I miss your absence. [03:13] <Lenny> <Communist> howdee Lenny [03:13] <Lenny> <Communist> that new comic is awful. [03:13] <Lenny> <Communist> But I say that as a good thing. [03:13] <Lenny> <Communist> I mean, it's soo bad, it's good! [03:13] <Lenny> <~Lenny> I like you in that same way. [03:12] =-= Mode #n +h Communist by Kablizzy [03:13] <Lenny> <Communist> howdee Lenny [03:13] <Lenny> <Communist> that new comic is awful. [03:13] <Lenny> <Communist> But I say that as a good thing. [03:13] <Lenny> <Communist> I mean, it's soo bad, it's good! [03:13] <Lenny> <~Lenny> I like you in that same way. [03:13] <Communist> Wow, what did I do for that? [03:13] <Kablizzy> That conversation. [03:13] <southpaw> communist, hop me before it's too late! /mode #n +h southpaw!!!! [03:13] <Yanni> I'LL DO IT [03:13] =-= southpaw was booted from #n by Yanni (Yanni) [03:13] <Yanni> FUCK [03:13] <Yanni> I'm so bad at that. |
| #333 3.73/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-20 |
<Matt> Hey, LV. There's a great quote up on the Quotes Repository: http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?332 <Kevin> I... But you said that last line, not me. <Matt> Oh. Right. One moment while I rectify that. <Matt> Here we go: http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?333 |
| #267 3.71/5 Kablizzy 2007-07-24 |
<Kabloxy> So, I watched me some Star Trek Voyager today, and I've gotta say, it was really, really good. =-= Mode #Metanet-Staff +b Kabloxy by LittleViking <Kabloxy> Ahahahahah. <LittleViking> Oh, oh, right. =-= Mode #Metanet-Staff -b Kabloxy by LittleViking <Kabloxy> Also, Sebastian Bach needs to go eat a dick. =-= Mode #Metanet-Staff +b Kabloxy by LittleViking <Kabloxy> Wahahahahaha! <LittleViking> Oh, er. =-= Mode #Metanet-Staff -b Kabloxy by LittleViking <Kabloxy> Awww, LV, you're too sweet. <3<3 =-= Mode #Metanet-Staff +b Kabloxy by LittleViking <Kabloxy> Wahahahahahahaha! <LittleViking> Ahem. =-= Mode #Metanet-Staff -b Kabloxy by LittleViking |
| #593 3.71/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
<KinGAleX> I wonder how much money it would cost to turn Australia into a big TV. <Broghan> So would I. <KinGAleX> I reckon with Donald Trump and Richard Branson's help, we could do it. <KinGAleX> Maybe the Packer family. <KinGAleX> And damn would that shit be good from space. <KinGAleX> Unfortunately, it'd take a while to change the channel, and build a remote strong enough, but still weak enough not to blow up the Earth. <KinGAleX> That would be a heavy duty remote. <Ultima> With the money Branson's getting from the space travel thing, he'd soon be able to do it on his own. <KinGAleX> Maybe we can turn the Moon into a remote. <KinGAleX> A universal remote would be cooler. <KinGAleX> You could turn the Sun off and shit. <Broghan> Hah. <KinGAleX> One in twenty-three thousand people has done horse porn. <Ultima> ROFL. <Broghan> Fact? <Ultima> That's the kind of thing you need to know. <KinGAleX> Fuck no, I made that shit up. <KinGAleX> But I bet it's near-true. <KinGAleX> Using that statistic, there's a twenty per cent chance that a forum member has indeed filmed equestrian pornography. <Pembie> Around 15 men each year have their penises chopped off by their wives and the highest proportion of men who suffer this are Italians. <KinGAleX> That's one in two hundred million people! <Pembie> Approximately 69% of all Internet content consists of pornographic material. <KinGAleX> How ironic. <CF> The Internet is for Porn! <Pembie> Under EC law it is legal to have sex with inflatable dolls in the street. <Pembie> HAHAHAH, who does that? <CF> O_O <CF> HAHAHAHA <CF> Apparently someone does. <KinGAleX> One hundred per cent of me. <Pembie> Volleyball is the most popular sport at nudist camps. <Pembie> ...Well, that's enoungh useless shit for one night. |
| #450 3.70/5 Kablizzy 2008-01-02 |
*** tktktk changed nick to tktktk|SomethingThatMakesMyBra <@tktktk|SomethingThatMakesMyBra> What. <Ka-Busy> o_O * Ka-Busy leaves forever. <@tktktk|SomethingThatMakesMyBra> Brain. BRAIN. <@tktktk|SomethingThatMakesMyBra> Brain. Not. Hurt. *** tktktk|SomethingThatMakesMyBra changed nick to tktktk|BrainNotHurt <Ka-Busy> Ahahahah. * @tktktk|BrainNotHurt sighs |
| #1077 3.70/5 Kablizzy 2009-02-03 |
[23:22] <AlliedEnvy> I have to level with you guys. I've been seeing other IRC servers. [23:22] <LittleViking> O: [23:23] <Kablizzy> O_o [23:23] <AlliedEnvy> For reasons that are probably the same as why Sept has his own channel. [23:23] <Kablizzy> Because you're a smelly whore and enjoy tentacle rape "just a bit too much"? [23:23] <AlliedEnvy> Well. [23:23] <AlliedEnvy> That's not the reason. [23:24] <AlliedEnvy> I'm not saying I am, or that I'm not. But that's not why. [23:25] <AlliedEnvy> It's because of the kids in #n that act their penis length instead of their age [23:25] <Kablizzy> 4.75? [23:26] <AlliedEnvy> Righto. |
| #461 3.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-01-09 |
[02:33] <Kabloxy> I live by a small credo, and it has yet to fail me; "Money fixes everything - Except broken hearts." [02:33] <Kashkin> It might, in this case. If I was in Melbourne, no more heart troubles. [02:34] <Kabloxy> I... Actually, come to think of it, my love situation would be entirely rectified by money. [02:34] <Kashkin> Hahaha. [02:34] <Kabloxy> So, yeah. Fuck that saying. [02:34] <Kabloxy> Money fixes fucking EVERYTHING. |
| #515 3.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-02-12 |
<Sendy> Fight the Power! ... Fight the Power! <Tsukatu> *Sendy has been IP-banned for insubordination* <Trogdor> Yes! That's the sort of staff I need! Despotism! Despotism! Yes! <Keron>*Trogdor007 has been IP-banned for subordination* <i_forget> Oh, great. Subordination, insuborination, apparantly you can still be IP-banned for both. <KinGAleX> *i_forget has been IP-banned for nonchalance* |
| #577 3.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-27 |
[03:28] <Kabloxy> WILL I EVEEEEER GET TO WHERE I'M GOIIIIIIIIIING? IF I DO, WILL I KNOW WHEN I'M THEEEEEEEEEERE?/ [03:28] <TS> Damn straight. [03:29] * Kabloxy glances at Yanni, at watch, at Yanni again. [03:29] <Yanni> Dude. [03:29] <Yanni> [12:15] * Yanni is now playing: Incubus - Nowhere Fast (Make Yourself [1999]) 00:55/04:38 [03:29] <Yanni> Fourteen minutes ago. [03:29] <Kabloxy> o_O [03:29] <Kabloxy> Are you fucking my ass off? [03:29] <Kabloxy> Are you fucking my fucking ass off? You've got to be fucking my fucking ass off. [03:30] <Kabloxy> That one deserves a Vampire Snail *Clone*: ________________________________.@*Clone*;; [03:30] -->| SoY (SoY@44453D2A.9ACC330B.A5F5F575.IP) has joined #n [03:30] <KinGAleX> RIDERS OF ROHAN, IGNITE! [03:30] =-= Mode #n +v SoY by Kaglaxyclax [03:31] <TS> Haha. [03:31] <TS> He missed it. [03:31] <Kabloxy> BAhaghahahahga! [03:31] <SoY> It was so intense, the internet blew up. [03:31] <Kabloxy> The force was so great, it blew him the fuck off the Internet. [03:31] <Kabloxy> AGAGAGAGHAHAHAHA! [03:31] <SoY> Hahahahahah! [03:31] <Kabloxy> [03:30] <Kabloxy> That one deserves a Vampire Snail *Clone*: ________________________________.@*Clone*;; [03:31] <TS> *shits pants* [03:31] <krusch> EQWJHKSDJHKLSDFJHKLGSDFJHKLGSDGSDFJHKLGSDFGSDF |
| #591 3.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
=-=Broghan has changed the topic to “ULTIMA'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FANNY†|
| #794 3.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-01 |
<Kablizzy> Top 10 things you don't want your DM to say during a session. Number 2... "Oh, right, we're playing D&D." <Kablizzy> And the number 1 thing... "Wait, my mistake. The dwarf *isn't* wearing pants. Roll initiative." |
| #820 3.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-11 |
<LittleViking> Wait, Nothing Compares to You was originally a Prince song? <Kablizzy> Nothing Cumparez 2 u was originally a Prince Song. <LittleViking> Ahaha AND U'LL BE NOTHING CUMPAREZ 2 HER 2NITE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN <Kablizzy> BHAAHBAHAHAHAHA. |
| #821 3.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-11 |
<Kablizzy> Man, another hour-and-a-half. At least. < Not that last time you're gonna hear that phrase today. <LittleViking> way-over-the-top wink. <Kablizzy> Ahahahahahaha. <Kablizzy> Duuude. The clouds here are going from East to *West*. <Kablizzy> They're going the wrong fucking way, dude. <LittleViking> The clouds only go from east to west here. You're getting tourist clouds from California. <Kablizzy> Ahahaha. <Kablizzy> It's true. <Kablizzy> Then they're going to slam up against the mountains, collect, and head back into Denver in the form of tornado. <Kablizzy> Also, that explains my night tonight. <LittleViking> Heh. Beat me to it. JUSTLIKESHE'SGOINGTOBENEAKLNYOUR IT NTOTINTTONINGH <Kablizzy> Ahahahahahahah. <Kablizzy> Wait, wait. Your clouds always go West to East. They have to. <Kablizzy> They come from the Pacific. <LittleViking> The Pacific clouds all stop at the mountains. I think our clouds come from Oregon and Washington. <Kablizzy> Huh. But those are Northwest. 8:42 AM Kevin: We have another mountain range down the center of the state. These clouds straddle the Nevada border on the way here. Just like Miss Nevada is going to straddle your border tonight. <Kablizzy> HAGAHAGAHAAHAH. |
| #1239 3.67/5 Kablizzy 2009-05-10 |
<Kablizzy> If I were a teacher, I would make every attempt to teach at a school where I could use powerpoint slideshows every class. <Kablizzy> Each night before class, I'd put some random-assed file on my desktop, like, "My Student's Social Security Numbers.txt" or "Little League Lesbians.avi", and never reference them at all - Just let 'em wonder. |
| #1672 3.67/5 Kablizzy 2010-01-16 |
[05:08] <cC> Hey, speaking of remote and Carrie Woodward. [05:11] <remaniac> after googling Carrie Woodward, I still dont get it [05:12] <cC> S'all good. Yanni and Lenny get it. [05:13] <Yanni> Hehe. [05:14] <Lenny> I love jokes. |
| #77 3.64/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-27 |
<&Kabloxy> So, beyond that, for combat, I was sitting on the toilet earlier, and I saw this design on the towel in front of me that looked like Snark from Thundercats. <&Kabloxy> And it hit me that we could have a creature that constantly runs away from you. <~KinGAleX> ... |
| #931 3.64/5 Kablizzy 2008-11-02 |
[14:08] <Skyline> I really want to get certain things for Christmas, but I love getting surprises that I didn't ask for too. [14:08] <lord_day> Tough one. [14:08] <Kablizzy> I'm getting you a pony. [14:09] <Skyline> Pff. [14:09] <Skyline> I haven't wanted a pony since I was a six year old girl with blonde pigtails. ;_: |
| #1064 3.64/5 Kablizzy 2009-01-24 |
[19:21] <Kablizzy> I hear you got yourself a game, captain. [19:21] <AF> Huh? [19:21] <Kablizzy> I HEAR YOU GOT YOURSELF A GAME, CAPTAIN. |
| #414 3.62/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-19 |
<Kabloxy> [03:01] <tktktk> Doesn't look like an LV map in the least. <Kabloxy> [03:02] <Kabloxy> It looks like he wanted to make a race map, and then decided, "No, screw that. I'm just going to put mines everywhere you would normally go in a race map." <LittleViking> Haha. Which map is that? <Kabloxy> Uhhh. 36. <LittleViking> Because I totally did that on thirty-s... <Kabloxy> WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. <Kabloxy> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. <tktktk> Bahahahahah. Wow. <Kabloxy> Ah, that's classic. |
| #548 3.62/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-06 |
[14:37] <LittleViking> !round [14:37] <CardBot> The round counter is now at 1. [14:38] <blue_tetris> !draw [14:38] <CardBot> blue_tetris has drawn card 53 from the Deck. [14:39] <blue_tetris> !play 53 [14:39] <CardBot> (53) GamingWolf [+330 points. If this card leaves play, the game ends immediately afterwards. You can still keep playing, but the game's over.] has been played to the blue_tetris location. [14:40] <blue_tetris> Go ahead. [14:40] <LittleViking> Haha. [14:40] <LittleViking> !draw [14:40] <CardBot> LittleViking has drawn card 12 from the Deck. [14:40] <LittleViking> !hand [14:40] <LittleViking> !play 105 center [14:40] <LittleViking> !play 105 Center [14:40] <CardBot> (105) Kablizzy [Ban a card from the game. If 4chan is in play, ban it first. If the banned card ever tries to come back to the game, ban every card on the table. +110 points.] has been played to the Center location. [14:40] <LittleViking> GamingWolf is banned. [14:41] <blue_tetris> GAME OVER [14:41] <LittleViking> Okay, tally up the points. [14:41] <LittleViking> !table [14:41] <blue_tetris> !remove 53 [14:41] <CardBot> (53) GamingWolf [+330 points. If this card leaves play, the game ends immediately afterwards. You can still keep playing, but the game's over.] has been removed to the OutOfGame library. [14:41] <blue_tetris> !endgame [14:41] <CardBot> The game has been ended. [14:41] <blue_tetris> What a great ending. [15:18] <Kabloxy> Now -that- is how you end a game second-turn. |
| #822 3.62/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-11 |
<Kablizzy> Dude, keep my ass awake. LIKE I'M GOING TO BE KEEPING HER ASS AWAKE TONIGHT AM I RIGHT??? <LittleViking> Ooh, if that's how you keep someone awake... <LittleViking> You just need a man to bone you raw for the next 12 hours. |
| #1376 3.62/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-16 |
[01:25:37] =-= Viil|Sleep is now known as Viil [01:26:41] <Viil> hello [01:26:45] <DW40> Hi [01:27:00] <ortsz> Did you really sleep? [01:27:21] <Viil> me? [01:28:27] * Viil is confused and bored of waiting for an answer [01:29:11] <--| Viil has left #n [01:29:12] <ortsz> Yes. [01:29:16] <ortsz> What the fuck. [01:29:22] <cC> Aaagahaghaahha. [01:29:27] <ortsz> Who the fuck else would I be talking to. [01:29:33] <cC> I don't Goddamn know. [01:29:41] -->| Viil (illmatical@scave-3856EB2.buffalo.res.rr.com) has joined #n [01:29:] <Viil> srry [01:29] <cC> OH MOTHER FUCK MY ANUS APART IN THREE DISTINCT DIRECTIONS. |
| #2402 3.62/5 Kablizzy 2011-08-07 |
[16:13] Thundercunt I keep wanting to spell flag as fag. [16:13] southpaw everyone does. [16:13] Thundercunt Not to be a douche, but just to spell it like that. [16:14] southpaw fagmyidol [16:14] flag Dude, Cunt, feel free man. [16:14] Thundercunt Ok Fag. |
| #411 3.60/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-17 |
<lord_day> Kabloxy is an onomotapea. <Kabloxy> I am? <lord_day> Definetly. <Kabloxy> Oh, I am. <Yanni> "OH YES BABY" *squeak* *squeak* *Kablizzy* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* |
| #508 3.60/5 Kablizzy 2008-02-08 |
[00:34] <kkstrong> ORLY! [00:34] <kkstrong> ORLY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [00:34] =-= kkstrong was booted from #n by YOU (Goddamnit, you guys.) [00:34] -->| kkstrong (kstrong@private-FCE98896.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #n [00:34] <kkstrong> Why? [00:34] <kkstrong> I dont get it Bloxy, are you in a bad mood today or something? [00:35] <Kabloxy> Not until you guys act like eight retards in a five-retard crate. |
| #818 3.60/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-11 |
<Kablizzy> Shit, dude. I'm aboot to fall asleep. <Kablizzy> Canadian Sleep. <Kablizzy> Which is worse, somehow. <LittleViking> How long are you working today? <Kablizzy> I'm in-studio here until 10, then School from 12-4, and then work from 5-9:30, and then the party. <Kablizzy> And then an entire night of bumpin' uglies. <Kablizzy> Unless I skip class again and sleep. <Kablizzy> So, needless to say, I've got a long day. <LittleViking> NO I THINK SHE'LL BE THE ONE HAVING A LONG DAY, AM I RIGHT? <Kablizzy> ajnajhhsgsgaoyui <LittleViking> Oh, but yeah, make some time for sleep somewhere. You'll fall asleep at the party otherwise, and then everyone will just keep their uglies to themselves. <Kablizzy> Ahahahaha. <Kablizzy> Or write penii on my face. <Kablizzy> Which is what I'm trying to do to her. <LittleViking> Mmhmm. Are you bringing your dom or sub outfit tonight? <Kablizzy> I've got that little leather number with the criss-cross straps, and the little chain-hooks on the wrist clamps, and the faux banana-hammock / Borat Thong combo with the mesh leggings, so Dom. <LittleViking> I'd start with dom for sure. She might get too cocky otherwise ORNOTCOCKYENOUGHAMIRIGHT? |
| #1180 3.60/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-27 |
[02:41] <southpaw> this music piece is intense, George. [02:41] <George> Heh. [02:42] <George> I can play about 60-70% of it. [02:42] <George> Well. [02:42] <George> There's about 10% where I'll probably never be able to play properly. [02:43] <KabrizzlyBear> George, it's okay if you're not perfect - I hear fellatio really enhances a music career. [02:43] <George> Oh, but I ain't a muso. [02:44] <George> But I'll totally suck biomedical balls. [02:45] <Lenny> Isn't it "filatio"? I don't know, really, but for the sake of someday being able to write it on my CV... [02:45] -->| CF has joined #n [02:45] <Yahoozy> No. [02:45] <Yahoozy> It's "fell". [02:45] <CF> Morning. [02:45] <Lenny> Oh, huh. [02:45] <southpaw> Hello, CF. [02:45] <Lenny> Morning, CF. [02:46] <Lenny> We're talking about how to spell. [02:46] <KabrizzlyBear> More specifically, how to spell "Blowjob." |
| #1344 3.60/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-05 |
21:27:29 <@Tsukatu> Also, news flash, people devote their lives to some crazy bizarre shit! 21:27:31 <@Tsukatu> Don't make it right! 21:27:35 <@Tsukatu> They devote their /lives/, Obby! 21:27:41 <@Tsukatu> Their /lives/. |
| #1560 3.60/5 Kablizzy 2009-10-17 |
[03:12] <squibbles> I just found the briefest News article ever. " A MAN has died after crashing into a power pole in Silkstone, west of Brisbane, on thisafternoon. Police are investigating the single vehicle accident, which happened at 1.30pm (AEDT) on the corner of Auld Street and South Station Road." [03:12] <squibbles> That is not an excerpt. Thats the whole article. [03:12] <esay> Give me a few minutes to read it... [03:12] <squibbles> :| [03:17] <esay> Ok, that is pretty short. |
| #1701 3.60/5 Kablizzy 2010-02-02 |
[16:27] <JeRK> Eh, international codes confuse me. Slaps, pretend I sent you a text containing at least the 'words' "cos" "4" "u" and "w/e". |
| #1777 3.60/5 Kablizzy 2010-04-02 |
[03:05] <AF> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36Yi-Pb1wM [03:05] <Smorg> Competitive indoor German biking? [03:06] <AF> The competitive indoor german biking is simply impressive. [03:06] <Smorg> THEY'RE DOING IT TO BRYAN ADAMS@!>?! [03:06] <AF> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmhmm. [03:08] <Smorg> How the fuck do you learn a skill like German competitive synchronized couples uni-bicycling, anyway? [03:11] <Smorg> Dude... I fell off the second step of my apartment today and sprained three muscles. I can't fathom standing on my sister's back whilst she's poppin' a wheelie in an indoor arena filled with spectators AND IS ALSO GERMAN. |
| #47 3.59/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-20 |
* BAYYYKIN sizzle sizzle. * ~KinGAleX sets mode: +TASTY BAYYYKIN BAYYYKIN BAYYYKIN BAYYYKIN BAYYYKIN |
| #2155 3.58/5 Kablizzy 2010-12-05 |
[02:56] <Father_Blizzmas> One of the chicks I'm talking to is kinda dumb like a lamp-post, and I purposefully talk over her head because *I* find it hilarious to throw out words that she doesn't understand, and then see how many times I can define the word using progressively larger and more difficult words to further piss her off. [02:57] <Father_Blizzmas> She's all, "You think I'm stupid." and I go, "Naw, you're just a bit duncical." [02:58] <Father_Blizzmas> And then I threw "obtuse," "gormless," and "lumpen" at her before she threw her phone at me. |
| #118 3.57/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-22 |
<@Jar-Ras-Ek> In case you haven't noticed, this ship is being sailed by the sheer force of my will. :P <%Zack> There are rocks ahead, capitan. :( <@Jar-Ras-Ek> Fuck the rocks. We sail through them. <Kablooozy> Fuck rocks. We plow through rocks. <Kablooozy> *Clone* <@Jar-Ras-Ek> *Clone* ... 2 minutes later ... <%Zack> What happens when Galaxy Stop critfails? <Kablooozy> User stops. <%Zack> Aww, that's all? <Kablooozy> ...What, do you want the universe to implode? <Zack> I thought the universe imploded or something [01:09] <Zack> ... [01:09] <Kablooozy> BAHAHAHAHAHAAH. [01:09] <Kablooozy> D-D-D-D-DOUBLE CLONE SCORE!!! |
| #121 3.57/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-27 |
<+Jig> Nice diction. <@blue_tetris> Yeah. IN YOUR ASSTION. |
| #352 3.57/5 Kablizzy 2007-10-17 |
<krusch> I like it in the chute. <krusch> I mean, in the rocket chute. |
| #886 3.57/5 Kablizzy 2008-10-19 |
[18:14] <Kablizzy> How hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh are you, Base? [18:14] <Baze> High as ... [18:14] <Yahoozy> Are you a rocket man? [18:14] <hoo> ... [18:14] <Kablizzy> Are you hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh like a kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite? [18:14] <Baze> HIGHER! [18:14] <Baze> GO HIGHER ! [18:14] <Baze> GUESSING GAMEWFFF [18:14] <Kablizzy> SPACE SHIP APPOLLO!?!?! [18:14] <Baze> HIGHER! [18:14] <Kablizzy> AH GOD SATURN!?!?!?! [18:14] <Baze> HIGHER GODDAMNIT! [18:14] <Kablizzy> A NIGHT AT THE OPERA!?!?!>!!?!>!?! [18:14] <Baze> PLANET X!!!!!!!!!!!!! [18:14] <Kablizzy> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS INTENSE!!! [18:14] <Baze> WHY?! [18:14] <Kablizzy> I'M NOT QUITE SURE, SIR. [18:14] <Baze> WHY AM I EXCITED? [18:15] <Kablizzy> I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY WE ARE YELLING LIKE THIS. [18:15] <Yahoozy> I'M GONNA BEEEE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH [18:15] <Yahoozy> AS A KITE BY THEN [18:15] <Yahoozy> I MISS THE EARTH [18:15] <Yahoozy> I MISS MY WIFE [18:15] <Yahoozy> IT'S LONELY OUT IN SPACE [18:15] <Yahoozy> ON SUCH A TIMELESS FLIGHT [18:16] <Yahoozy> AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BEEEE A LONG LONG TIME [18:16] <Yahoozy> TILL TOUCH DOWN BRIIIIINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND [18:16] <Yahoozy> I'M NOT THE MAN I AM AT HOME [18:16] <Yahoozy> OOOH NO NO NO [18:16] <Yahoozy> I'M A ROCKET MAN [18:16] <Yahoozy> ROCKET MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN [18:16] <Yahoozy> BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HEEEERE ALONE [18:17] <gloomp> WOOOOOOO! [18:17] <Yanni> WOOOO MADNESS [18:17] =-= Mode #n +b rissy!*@* by Yanni [18:17] <Yahoozy> Hahahaha. [18:17] <gloomp> Bahahahahah. [18:17] <Yanni> Man, where's rissy? [18:17] <Yanni> I hope he doesn't try to join, like, right now. [18:17] <Yanni> And then never comes back to the community. [18:17] <Kablizzy> Ahahahah. ;_; [18:17] =-= Mode #n -b rissy!*@* by Yanni ... [18:19] <Alec> What did I miss? [18:19] <gloomp> EVERYTHING. [18:19] <Alec> k |
| #1310 3.57/5 Kablizzy 2009-06-21 |
[13:17] -->| Skins (henry_amaz@scave-42803D17.range81-155.btcentralplus.com) has joined #n [13:17] <cC> And I have to shave off sixteen inches of beard. [13:17] <cC> From my testicles. [13:19] <Yahoozy> Are you gonna keep some scrote-gruff, or go completely balls-out shaven? [13:19] <cC> I'ma keep a soul patch just underneath. [13:19] <Yahoozy> Maybe even a scroatee. [13:19] <Yahoozy> Ah, nice. [13:20] <Sept> ... [13:20] <cC> Hahah. [13:20] <cC> Scroatee. I'm totally doing that. [13:20] <cC> BRB, gonna take some pics. [13:20] <Sept> o_o [13:20] <--| Skins has left #n |
| #1375 3.57/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-16 |
[23:21] -->| YOU (cC) have joined #n [23:21] =-= Topic for #n is “http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.mountai.net/n/n-stats.html | Vent: vent4.gameservers.com:4623:meta27 | Siege goes Public: http://forum.therealn.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=3107 †[23:21] =-= Mode #n +qo cC cC by ChanServ [23:21] <AF> WHAT [23:21] <AF> NO [23:21] <AF> FUCK [23:21] <AF> NO [23:21] <LittleViking> Ahahahahaha. [23:21] <AF> Dave, AF, and Blizz joined within two minutes and a few seconds. [23:21] <AF> And LV was already here. [23:21] <AF> Why are we not role-playing? [23:22] <cC> Because Truce Against Hafling. [23:22] <AF> Truce Against Hafling is void without Calcy. [23:22] <cC> I disagree. [23:23] =-= Calcy has changed the topic to “http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | http://www.mountai.net/n/n-stats.html | Vent: vent4.gameservers.com:4623:meta27 | Siege goes Public: http://forum.therealn.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=3107 | When in doubt, truce against Hafling.†[23:23] <AF> FUCK [23:23] <AF> NO [23:23] <AF> I WAS HOPING YOU WERE AWAY [23:23] <Calcy> Thanks for hilighting me! [23:23] <KS> I'll sound stupid, but what is Hafling? [23:23] <Calcy> Hafling is AF. [23:24] <Calcy> And since I'm founder, my word is law. [23:24] <KS> Okay. [23:24] <Calcy> ...as well as Blizz's, Dave's, and KA's. [23:24] <Calcy> And Kaglaxyclax's, although she is in a state of depression. |
| #383 3.56/5 Kablizzy 2007-11-22 |
<Kabloxy> <@krusch> Masturbating in the shower is fun. <krusch> Fuck. I knew someone would pull me up on that. <Kabloxy> Every day, kruschie. <krusch> Hah hah. Pull me up on that. |
| #1085 3.56/5 Kablizzy 2009-02-10 |
[23:51] <Impulse> I think someone slipped a copy of "Apartment Finder" under my desk, as well. [23:52] <Impulse> So, I think my parents are trying to drop a hint, and then bribe me. [23:52] <Impulse> Or, they could just think I'm gay or something. |
| #183 3.55/5 Kablizzy 2007-05-08 |
-->| Plague (icechat5@private-8546A698.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #n =-= Mode #n +v Plague by KinGAleX <Kashkin> The Plague is black! <Plague> we've done this so many times <Plague> yes, i'm back <Plague> yes, i'm a deadly infectious bacterial disease <Plague> can we get over that now? |
| #481 3.55/5 Kablizzy 2008-01-24 |
<glassdaNse> i just ate a pile of cheese.. if i sleep now it'll jack me up <Kablizzy> Ouch <Kablizzy> Wait... a *pile* of cheese? <glassdaNse> mmmm <Kablizzy> Not like, a slice, or a handful, or a pitcher? <LittleViking> Hehe, craziest mental image just popped into my head. <glassdaNse> *burp* <Kablizzy> Hehe. <LittleViking> Like, the other cheese wants revenge, and waits until you fall asleep to go jack you up. <glassdaNse> seriously try it, eat *a lot* of cheese, then sleep.. you have the most vivid nightmares <Kablizzy> lmao <glassdaNse> hhaha <Kablizzy> that's great <glassdaNse> it's disturbing, my last one was horrid <Kablizzy> Dude, I totally have to do that now, it's like mushrooms, except not drug-induced. <glassdaNse> yep, although i can imagine it's far, far worse for you <Kablizzy> Probably <Kablizzy> I'm totally doing that tonight, yo. <glassdaNse> LOL <LittleViking> Can't wait to hear about it tomorrow. <glassdaNse> man, we should start a thread in the forum... eat cheese, lots of, sleep, write down what you see here <Kablizzy> "Whoa... what happened to you!?" "Aw, man, I jacked myself up on cheese last night..." <glassdaNse> watch out though.. i had the *worst* nightmare about giant cockroaches eating people heads <glassdaNse> think something fluffy <Kablizzy> "Hey, dude, you wanna go behind the school and do some cheese?" "Dude, NO! The Dean will see us!" <glassdaNse> HAHAHA <LittleViking> haha! <glassdaNse> 'dude, want a line of parmesan'? <Kablizzy> lmao |
| #1084 3.54/5 Kablizzy 2009-02-10 |
[23:38] <ska> Hey Snugs? [23:38] <ska> Did you play the map I submitted yesterday? [23:38] <ska> http://nmaps.net/157141 [23:41] <Snuggletummy> I don't play N anymore. [23:41] <Snuggletummy> So I guess that's a no. [23:43] <ska> Por que no? [23:46] <Snuggletummy> Sorry, I didn't order a taco. |
| #107 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-16 |
<~Kabloxy> Ye Gods, she is a babe and 3/4. I dare say, she is definitively nearing two entire babes. <~KinGAleX> WHAT BABE!? <~Kabloxy> THE BABE WITH THE POWER! <~KinGAleX> WHAT POWER!? <~Kabloxy> THE POWER OF VOODOO! <~KinGAleX> WHO DO!? <~Kabloxy> YOU DO! <~KinGAleX> DO WHAT~? <~Kabloxy> REMIND ME OF THE BABE! |
| #232 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2007-06-25 |
<Trogdor007> LV... I can't tell whether or not that's his penis. <LittleViking> Heheh, thanks. |
| #399 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-09 |
<blue_tetris> I just made myself the blackest coffee ever. Holy crap. It was eight cups of water through the whole package of Folger's. This shit is Wesley Snipes. I'm drinking Wesley Snipes. |
| #546 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-05 |
[20:49] <blue_tetris> LV, join up! [20:49] <blue_tetris> :D [20:49] <jtbandes> LV's not.. [20:49] <jtbandes> ? [20:49] <jtbandes> Not in here..? [20:49] <jtbandes> Unless I'm missing something? [20:49] <Kabloxy> Of course he is. [20:49] -->| LittleViking (LittleViki@private-D7A7FCC6.dhcp.hspr.ca.charter.com) has joined #1kbwc [20:50] <jtbandes> Ahahahahahah. [20:50] <jtbandes> AHAH. [20:50] <LittleViking> !addplayer LittleViking [20:50] <CardBot> Player LittleViking has been added to the game. [20:50] <jtbandes> That was timing right there. [20:50] <LittleViking> !addspider [20:50] <CardBot> A spider crawls into the box of cards. [20:50] <jtbandes> Bahahahah! |
| #883 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2008-10-15 |
[02:41] Jig1123: Ballswing? [02:41] LittleViking001: Ballswing. [02:41] Jig1123: Describe. [02:42] LittleViking001: Oh, Ballswing is a video we used to watch about a dude with HUUUUGE testicles. [02:43] Jig1123: Oh yeah? [02:43] Jig1123: How HUUUUGE are we talking? [02:43] Halfrican_Grimybrowns: Grapefruit-sized? [02:43] LittleViking001: They were all over the place. [02:43] Jig1123: Give me some cm^3 here. [02:43] LittleViking001: It's like, you were watching his testicles, and then you glance away but HIS TESTICLES COVER SO MUCH OF YOUR CONE OF VISION, YOU'RE STILL LOOKING AT THEM THEN [02:45] Jig1123: DAMN, BRO. [02:46] Jig1123: Pterodactyl porn? [02:46] LittleViking001: That would be porn, with pterodactyls. [02:47] Jig1123: Unfathomable. [02:47] LittleViking001: Fake pterodactyls, since it's porn. They don't have the cash to train real ones. [02:48] LittleViking001: They're extinct too, so that was an issue. [02:48] Jig1123: Well, yeah. [02:49] LittleViking001: Also from being pounded into the ground by something huge and hard as a rock, actually. [02:50] Jig1123: I think the director saw this correlation. [02:50] LittleViking001: Do you think "doggy style" would have existed in prehistoric times? Or would it have been brontosaurus style? [02:50] Jig1123: And that's why he wanted pterodactyls in the film. |
| #948 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2008-11-09 |
[22:22] <Snuggletummy> Fine. AdviceGuru, you're the biggest queer here. [22:22] <AdviceGuru> Damn straight I am. [22:23] <Skyline> Hah. Nice irony. [22:23] <AdviceGuru> And if that turns up in any quote repository's or signatures, someone gets hurt. |
| #1178 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-27 |
[02:37] <KabrizzlyBear> Michelle Branch on the music industry: "I just got so tired of having to suck dick to get my music heard, you know?" [02:38] <southpaw> Wahahahahaha [02:38] <Yahoozy> ... [02:38] <southpaw> Wait, does she still suck dick? [02:38] <Lenny> Well, probably. [02:38] <KabrizzlyBear> I certainly hope so, but probably not in order to get her music heard. [02:38] <KabrizzlyBear> Now it's mostly just recreational, I'd imagine. |
| #1339 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-03 |
[02:12] <Guiseppi> I want an idea for penis. [02:13] <cC> Man, if only I had a webcam. [02:13] <Guiseppi> If only... [02:13] <cC> Dude, this thing is majestic. [02:14] <cC> I need to put a little pirate flag on it. [02:14] <Quote|MS> What? [02:14] <Quote|MS> I would assume this is an elaborate penis joke. [02:15] <cC> No joke. I'm talking about my cock, how majestic it is, and its distinct lack of pirate flag. |
| #1354 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-07 |
[03:21] <Guiseppi> I have a question that only cC is worldly enough to answer. [03:21] <cC> Que pasta? [03:22] <Guiseppi> In this V8 Fusion, where they say they have a combined serving of fruits and vegetables... does that mean one serving of each, or half a serving of each? [03:22] <cC> I'm not entirely sure I understand the question. [03:22] <Orange> A combined serving, not a shared serving. [03:22] <Orange> It's one each. [03:22] <Guiseppi> Orange... [03:22] <Guiseppi> Only cC is worldly enough to answer this question. [03:22] <Orange> We shall see. [03:22] <Guiseppi> cC, just answer what Orange answered. [03:23] <cC> Are you asking whether there is a full serving of each of; Tomatoes, Celery, Carrots, Beets, and so on? [03:23] <cC> Or are you asking whether there are all of those, and then cut in half? [03:23] <ortsz> A serving is a totally arbitrary measurement. [03:23] <Guiseppi> I mean one serving of fruits and one serving of vegetables, or .5 servings of fruits and .5 servings of vegetables. [03:23] <cC> Oh, oh. [03:23] <Orange> I can reposition my scalp. [03:23] <cC> Wahahaha. [03:23] <Guiseppi> Hahahahaha. [03:24] <Guiseppi> Thank you for your answer, Orange. [03:24] <Guiseppi> I am now the wiser. [03:24] * Orange adjusts scalp as welcome. [03:24] <Orange> Anyway, my answer was correct. [03:24] <Guiseppi> I know it was. [03:24] <cC> I would have to say, then, that there is a serving entirely consisting of oranges, one serving entirely consisting of celery, and on down the road, whilst making up the entirety of the nutrition that causes you not to slant when you stand. [03:24] <Guiseppi> I just wanted to hear what the Blizz had to say. [03:25] <Orange> V8 is terrible anyway. [03:25] <Guiseppi> Because I knew it would be something like that. [03:25] <Guiseppi> <3 [03:25] <Guiseppi> V8 is good. [03:26] <Orange> Guis, if you really wanted to just see what Blizz had to answer, you wouldn't have said [03:26] <Orange> [19:22:28] <Guiseppi> cC, just answer what Orange answered. [03:26] <Orange> Because that would have given you the same answer as mine. [03:27] <Guiseppi> I... [03:27] <Guiseppi> I DON'T ENJOY BEING MADE THE FOOL! [03:27] <cC> Your mother smells like my pillow. [03:27] <cC> In direct contrast, my pillow also smells... well, you see where this is going. [03:27] <Orange> Wow. I tried to rearrange that sentence, but it's all the same. [03:28] <Guiseppi> Hahaha. [03:28] <Guiseppi> It's a proper sentence. |
| #1448 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2009-08-08 |
[03:40] <cC|Away> By the way, ortddzzg. Simulacra is brilliant, sir. [03:40] <Yanni> For how long will preparation for the Simulacra project run, stro? [03:40] <ortsz> Who knows? [03:40] <Lenny> That thing was interesting, by the way. [03:40] <Lenny> A very convenient way to stereotype people. [03:40] <Communist> I don't appear to say anything interesting. [03:40] <Communist> Oh wait. [03:40] <Communist> The irony just hit me. [03:41] <Yanni> Will it be done before or after there's a maestroskin on the forums? [03:41] <ortsz> Long before. [03:41] <Yanni> :((( [03:41] <ortsz> The timeline is Simulacra -> maestroskin -> heat death of the universe -> Authority. [03:41] <Yanni> Hahahah. [03:41] <Communist> Oh man. I just ripped myself really badly. But no-one noticed. |
| #1479 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2009-08-20 |
[16:53] <Semitus> I SUMMON SQUIRREL KNIGHT [16:53] <Magi> From the depths of the netherworld? [16:53] <Semitus> from the tree in the backyard. |
| #1550 3.50/5 Kablizzy 2009-10-05 |
[22:34] <Vyacheslav> How do you deal with a roommate who smokes pot daily and you already told him you have a health issue that instructs you to stay away from smoke? And drugs. [22:34] <cC> Stab a bitch? [22:34] <ATR> Get a new room? [22:34] <Vyacheslav> No. [22:34] <Vyacheslav> I'm not giving up my single dorm. [22:34] <cC> Wait. [22:34] <cC> You're a fan of death metal, and can't figure out a creative way to off a dude? [22:34] <incluye> I mean, damn. [22:35] <cC> I can name eleven different ways to castrate him via shaver. [22:35] <Vyacheslav> cC: I talked to him about it already. [22:35] <Vyacheslav> Told him the health issues and such. [22:35] <cC> Then stab a bitch. [22:35] <cC> Fuck his shit, man. [22:35] <Vyacheslav> Told him several times. [22:34] <cC> No, no. [22:35] <cC> I think you're missing my main thesis. [22:35] <Vyacheslav> At the same time, I don't want to seem like I'm that nagging asshole roommate. [22:35] <cC> Right, but stabbing. [22:36] <cC> Like, with a pen. [22:36] <Vyacheslav> Oh. [22:36] <Vyacheslav> Hehehe. [22:36] <cC> Or maybe a pair of scissors. [22:36] <incluye> Oh, no, Pavel, you should just keel over and asphyxiate. [22:36] <Vyacheslav> he's 6'2" and I'm 5'5" [22:36] <cC> Yeah, but you'll have a knife. The stabbing, remember. [22:36] <incluye> And thereafter a murder charge. [22:36] <cC> Naw, don't kill the kid. [22:36] <cC> Just stab some lung. [22:37] <Vyacheslav> lol [22:37] <Vyacheslav> Couldn't I just get a bunch of maggots and put them on his face? [22:37] <cC> There ya go! |
| #335 3.46/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-20 |
<Kevin> I'm afraid to see what ends up at http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?335 <Matt> Yeah, this is hot scissoring! Scissor me timbers! |
| #105 3.45/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-14 |
* AF was sexing a girl -_- <@blue_tetris> Oooh. Hot lesbian action. * AF sexes a HETEROSEXUAL girl. <Incognito> Obviously she's not. |
| #510 3.45/5 Kablizzy 2008-02-08 |
[14:32] <Yanni> Man, I should learn how to play Quad sometime. [14:32] <Kabloxy> Quad is easy as balls once you've played a few thousand games. [14:32] <Kabloxy> Like Cricket. |
| #337 3.44/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-22 |
<Obby> "So Kevin, what have you done to achieve such a sterling dental hygiene?" <Obby> "Internet, sir." |
| #430 3.44/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-26 |
<Gcember25> Gee, thanks for telling me, Windows. http://i18.tinypic.com/8e1fujb.png |
| #858 3.44/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-27 |
[10:59] <Eiturlyf> Is NReality screwy for anyone else? [10:59] <Beeeeeeep> Nreality is screwy for me by *default*. [10:59] <Skyline> NReality ruined my userlevels! [10:59] <Eiturlyf> Mine too! [11:00] <Beeeeeeep> Nreality killed my family. [11:00] <Skyline> I have nothing left. [11:00] <Skyline> Because of NReality. [11:00] <Skyline> Can we make a public service announcement about the dangers of abusing NReality? [11:00] <lord_day> Haha. 'Have you been screwed over by Nreality? Call 1-800-fuck-that-guy, to see how you could apply for compensation!' |
| #1043 3.44/5 Kablizzy 2009-01-14 |
[16:54] <KinGAleX> But some Brainwasher kid on the forum has a sig right out of Sealab 2020. And not in the good way, either. It's like John Zorn took a paintball gun to a fuckin' basketball court. [16:57] <Kablizzy> It looks like he ate seven bags of skittles, chased it down with half a bottle of Drano, and then proceeded to shove a hose in his ass and plaster the forums with the result. |
| #44 3.44/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-19 |
<GamingWolf> Be careful what you fuck, because you won't be able to un-fuck it. |
| #431 3.43/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-26 |
<Kabloxy> My problems are that the map is difficult, and then it becomes more difficult, and then it becomes WAY more difficult, and then you die, and then the difficulty kinda wanes from there. |
| #781 3.43/5 Kablizzy 2008-08-18 |
<Kablizzy> Man, I think you need to break away. It's worked wonders for me. <Keron_Cyst> Haha. <Keron_Cyst> I did. I really liked it. <Kablizzy> Like, Vent and IRC are *wonderlands* for me now. I don't have to worry about anything at all. I'm just a guy now. <Keron_Cyst> Haha. What kind of guy, though?... <Keron_Cyst> A guy with an emergency Admin account and six NUMA accounts. <Joshua> Bahaha. |
| #975 3.43/5 Kablizzy 2008-11-26 |
[02:41] |<-- LittleViking has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Ping timeout) [02:43] -->| LittleViking has joined #LegacyTeam [02:43] =-= Mode #legacyteam +oa LittleViking LittleViking by ChanServ [02:43] <Kablizzy> PING'D. [02:43] <LittleViking> Rain'd, to be specific. [02:43] <Kablizzy> Ick. [02:43] <Kablizzy> Wait, that's purdy. And puts all the fires out. [02:44] <LittleViking> Actually, the fires were already out. And after such big fires, the rain is probably causing mudslides as we speak. [02:46] <Kablizzy> Oh, oh. [02:46] * Kablizzy is now playing: Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Mudslides [02:46] <LittleViking> Ahahaha. |
| #1150 3.43/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-14 |
[18:26] <Obylisk> kablizzy [18:26] <Kablizzy> Yessir? [18:26] <Obylisk> your post is long and slightly annoying [18:26] <Kablizzy> Oh, okay. |
| #1358 3.43/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-09 |
[03:56] <Donfuy> *headache* [03:56] =-= Donfuy is now known as Donaway [03:57] <Quote> You don't complain about having a headache and then go away. [03:58] <cC> I know, right? [03:58] <cC> Who does he think he is? [03:58] <Quote> Anyways, I have this really awesome story about me and a hedgehog. [03:58] |<-- Quote has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: There are 23 kinds of birds that do not mate.) [03:58] <cC> I hope it was about Sonic. [03:59] -->| Quote has joined #n [03:59] <cC> Aw, man. [04:00] <cC> You missed it. [04:00] <cC> It was fantastic, dude. And it probably will never happen again, unfortunately. [04:00] <cC> Welp, time for sleep. [04:00] =-= YOU are now known as cC|Away [04:01] <Quote> OH WELL. BETTER GO KILL MYSELF AND HAVE MY MYSTERIOUS BROTHER TELL THE FORUMS THEN ASK FOR MONEY. [04:01] <Donaway> Hey, I had to go away because my mom called. |
| #1346 3.40/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-05 |
22:15:50 <@Tsukatu> So, Obby, unless you have any more shit to fling my way, I'm gonna resume writing my rant about d10's superiority to d20, as I promised Atilla I would. 22:16:24 <@Obby> I have no more shit to fling, as you so eloquently put it. 22:16:38 <~LittleViking> I hope you bring up d100's in your argument. |
| #106 3.38/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-15 |
<~KinGAleX> The Kablizzy Team Presents: Baskin Robbins: Now with one flavour. Eat your fucking ice-cream. |
| #596 3.38/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
<Orange>So what's up? <Orange>I'm in a good mood today for some reason. <blue_tetris>Fuck off, nozzle. <blue_tetris>I'm a grouch! <Orange>:| <Orange>Ok. =-=Orange is now known as Orange|Away |
| #1017 3.38/5 Kablizzy 2009-01-02 |
[01:41] -->| blue_tetris (~blue_tetr@) has joined #SimRTK [01:44] |<-- blue_tetris has left irc.lunarnet.org (Quit: ) [01:44] -->| blue_tetris (~Slappy.Mc@) has joined #SimRTK [01:44] <blue_tetris> DONT WORRY EVERYONE [01:44] <blue_tetris> I'M GAY! [01:44] |<-- blue_tetris has left irc.lunarnet.org (Quit: ) [01:45] <Mongo> ....Kay. [01:46] <Mongo> Anyone know what that was all about? [01:48] -->| blue_tetris (~blue_tetr@c-71-57-212-33.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #SimRTK [01:48] <blue_tetris> hello where do i get good mpg-avi converter??? [01:50] <blue_tetris> i need a converter which coverts mpg-to-avi [01:51] <blue_tetris> or if no converter than i need changer that changes mpg-avi to the other thing [01:51] =-= Luo is now known as Luo|Sleep [01:52] -->| Jamal (~Slappy.Mc@bas10-montrealak-1128592209.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #SimRTK [01:52] <Jamal> Yo everybody [01:52] <Jamal> wassup? [01:52] <Jamal> http://www.slappymcgee.com/ [01:52] <Jamal> Check it out. [01:53] <Jamal> Is going to be big. [01:53] <blue_tetris> lol ok [01:53] <blue_tetris> do u no where i can get the mpg-avi converter? [01:53] <blue_tetris> or if not than a changer that changes mpg-avi to the other one?? [01:53] <Jamal> yeah jus add me on facebook ill email one for pics. [01:53] <blue_tetris> lol!!!!!! [01:54] <blue_tetris> i dont have pix [01:54] <blue_tetris> where is the avi-maker? [01:54] <blue_tetris> i have the avi of us that i need to make mpg [01:54] <Jamal> no first wat kind of mp3 is it? [01:54] <Jamal> no u need the ritght avi? [01:56] <Jamal> Nah, guys, I'm just kidding. This is me, blue_tetris, on another account. [01:56] <Jamal> I`M GAY! [01:56] <Jamal> équit [01:56] |<-- Jamal has left irc.lunarnet.org (Quit: ) [01:56] <blue_tetris> wat? [01:57] <blue_tetris> no way [01:57] <blue_tetris> im not that guy [01:57] <blue_tetris> he didnt even care abot the avi [01:59] =-= Mode #simrtk +b *!*@c-71-57-212-33.hsd1.va.comcast.net by Mongo [01:59] =-= blue_tetris was booted from #SimRTK by Mongo (Mongo) [02:00] -->| Phillip0ntak0s (~Slappy.Mc@bas10-montrealak-1128592209.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #SimRTK [02:00] <Phillip0ntak0s> Hello, fellow lazenges. [02:00] <Phillip0ntak0s> I am liking to share. [02:00] <Phillip0ntak0s> Rogue is a senior of Bayville High School. While she attends a normal high school, Rogue lives at another school, a school for the gifted, for mutants. Created by Professor Charles Xavier, this school teaches mutants how to controls their mutant abilities and become productive members of society. The school is located in a Professor Xavier personal mansion, large enough to accommodate all 14 students and 4 instructors. All [02:00] <Phillip0ntak0s> Rogue's has the power to absorb a person's memories through physical contact, and in the case of mutants she absorbs their powers for a short time. Because of her powers Rogue had never even kissed a boy, and at a very hormonal time in a young girl's life, that was a problem. Not to mention, that she had a major crush on Scott Summers. Scott was one of the first X-Men to truly except her as part of the group and was genuin [02:00] <Phillip0ntak0s> Summer was fast approaching and the entire Mansion was as busy as ever. Most of the seniors were getting ready for graduation, while the younger students were cramming at the last minute for their finals. As one of the seniors, Rogue has been spending the last couple of days hanging out with her best friend Risty. The two young girls did practically anything and everything together. They would study for their classes toget [02:00] |<-- Phillip0ntak0s has left irc.lunarnet.org (Excess Flood) [02:00] -->| Phillip0ntak0s (~Slappy.Mc@bas10-montrealak-1128592209.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #SimRTK [02:00] <Phillip0ntak0s> Did you enjoy my story? [02:00] <Phillip0ntak0s> BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY ME, BLUE_TETRIS! [02:01] =-= Phillip0ntak0s is now known as blue_tetris [02:01] <blue_tetris> AND I AM A GAY MAN! [02:01] |<-- blue_tetris has left irc.lunarnet.org (Quit: blue_tetris) [02:01] <Xe_Away> ... [02:02] <Heretic> someone tell Mongo how to do an IP ban |
| #103 3.36/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-13 |
[17:50:37] <Jakel> brb. [17:50:42] *** Jakel quit (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.77 [Firefox 2.0.0.2/2007021917]) [17:50:51] <%VonSohn> How goes the Judging Blizz? [17:51:24] <~Blox|Judging> THE PARTICIPANTS ARE SMELLY AND UNGRATEFUL!!! [17:51:44] *** Jakel (Jakel@private-563B2214.hsd1.il.comcast.net) joined [17:52:04] <~Blox|Judging> Man, Jakel. You just missed the coolest thing that has ever happened in this channel ever. [17:52:11] <~Blox|Judging> And it will never, ever go down again. |
| #2154 3.36/5 Kablizzy 2010-12-05 |
[02:40] <waterfall> Unrespoonsive: describes a woman who is particularly unresponsive when spooning. [02:40] <maku> i pm'd unreality about it [02:40] <Kwablizyy> Wahahahaha. [02:41] <Kwablizyy> I read that as; [02:41] <Kwablizyy> [02:40] <waterfall> Unrespoonsive: describes a woman who is particularly unresponsive when spooning. [02:41] <Kwablizyy> [02:40] <waterfall> i pm'd unreality about it |
| #386 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2007-11-23 |
*** GamingWolf quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)) <&Kabloxy> NO DAMNIT OH GOD <&Kabloxy> NOW HE'S GONE FOREVER AGAIN. *** GamingWolf joined <&Kabloxy> I CAN'T STAND IT, I... oh. <+Keron_Cyst> HE'S BACK <+Keron_Cyst> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY * Kabloxy cheers, throws ballons. <@Blizzard> Bahahahahaha. |
| #398 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-08 |
<Kabloxy> Joy in Repetition! Repetition! Repetition! <krusch> Joy in Repetition is IN from me. <Kabloxy Also, I like Joy in Repetition a lot a lot. <Kabloxy> That's one of the better Kablendies. <krusch> Yes. <Kabloxy> Tim, you like? <tktktk> It's pretty good. Also repetitive. <krusch> There is joy in that, though. <krusch> ... <tktktk> I wasn't sure if there was, but then I checked, and I found some. <Kabloxy> AHWHAHAHAHAGHAJAGGYAAHA |
| #409 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-16 |
[00:56] <krusch> The top right shape is amazing, so it makes me mad that the gold there is hardly worth it. [00:57] <Kabloxy> I hate that shape! [00:57] <krusch> It's KICK-ASS MEGA-WRENCH. [00:57] <Kabloxy> It reminds me of a wrench, which reminds me of mechanics, which reminds me of Uncle Sal, who raped me many, many times. ;_; [00:57] <krusch> ;_; [00:57] <tktktk> Bahahah. [00:57] <tktktk> ;_; |
| #427 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-25 |
<RudoLF> KABLOXY <Kabloxy> LF! <RudoLF> you get anything else besides toaster of doom? <Kabloxy> Hahahah. No, not yet, but there's still 9 and a half hours to the day. <RudoLF> true -->| AzMiLion has joined #n <AzMiLion> HI KABLIZZY <AzMiLion> BYE KABLIZZY |<-- AzMiLion has left (Quit: 1606) <Kabloxy> ... <RudoLF> *blink* * Kabloxy furrows his brow. |
| #551 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-07 |
[22:12] -->| D20 has joined #DnD [22:13] <LittleViking> It should at least not crash now. [22:13] <D20> Roll 1: [22:13] |<-- D20 has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Connection reset by peer) [22:13] <Kabloxy> o_O [22:13] <LittleViking> Nope nope, there it goes. [22:13] <Kabloxy> Ahahahaha. |
| #552 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-07 |
[23:01] <Kabloxy> I'm also working on the New Legacy site again. [23:01] <Kabloxy> So we'll have an entirely new The Real N by month's end. [23:03] <LittleViking> oooh, Legacy. [23:03] <LittleViking> Let's see how much it'll rock. [23:03] <LittleViking> d20 [23:03] <D20> Roll 1: 1 [23:03] <D20> LittleViking: 1 [23:03] <LittleViking> ...;____; [23:04] <Kabloxy> Hahahahahahha! [23:04] <Kabloxy> It's so Goddamn true. [23:04] <Kabloxy> ;_; |
| #589 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
<Kabloxy>Like, there's a definite cap on the assfucking, and I've hit it. |
| #890 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2008-10-21 |
[02:50] <LittleViking> What was my vote? Just switch that one. [02:50] <LittleViking> I've changed my mind about this guy. [02:50] <LittleViking> He's shown me a side I didn't see before. [02:50] <Kabloxy|78> You voted "o_O" [02:50] <Kabloxy|78> So, I'll put you down for "O_o" [02:50] <LittleViking> Oh, then my vote is now O_o. [02:50] <Kabloxy|78> Gahahah. *Clone* [02:51] <LittleViking> Oh, wow, been a while. My clone is getting rusty. Lemme see if I can... *clone^ [02:51] <Sweep> Hahaha. [02:51] <Kabloxy|78> Ahahah. |
| #964 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2008-11-17 |
[20:50] <LittleViking> So an idea hit me. It occurred to me that I already know how to look at N tile data and see the basic shape of the level. With some training, I could probably see exactly what the tileset would look like. So.. If I know how to convert data to shapes, then I can just as easily convert shapes to levels. So with my level generator, I can generate shapes instead of data, make a perfect level out of shapes, and then convert the set of sh [20:50] <LittleViking> apes into data. [20:50] <Ka|Busy> Ooooh. [20:51] <LittleViking> Also: [20:51] <LittleViking> [19:50] <LittleViking> apes into data. [20:51] <LittleViking> [19:50] <LittleViking> apes into data. [20:51] <LittleViking> [19:50] <LittleViking> apes into data. [20:51] <LittleViking> [19:50] <LittleViking> apes into data. [20:51] <LittleViking> [19:50] <LittleViking> apes into data. |
| #1139 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-10 |
[16:09] <GamingWolf> Blizz did I ever tell you I was considering a hippie commune? [16:09] <Kablizzy> Hahaha! I hate that so much! |
| #1175 3.33/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-27 |
[00:09] <jtbandes> Bahaha, this reminds me of when someone asked LV's favorite color and he said #CACAD0. [00:09] <LittleViking> Heh, that is a good color. [00:10] <squibbles> I like #b00b14 [00:10] <kai> boob 14? [00:11] <LittleViking> Nothing beats boob 14. [00:11] <AlliedEnvy> how about 1E? [00:11] <squibbles> b00b13 is just as good, but too many people giggle when I say that [00:11] <kai> GAHAHAHAHA [00:11] <kai> 1e? [00:11] <AlliedEnvy> B00B1E [00:11] <squibbles> no, B00B1E [00:11] <kai> ahahahaha [00:11] <squibbles> ...oh [00:12] <squibbles> dude, are you 8? [00:12] <squibbles> see this is why I don't say that [00:12] <KabrizzlyBear> Ahahaha. [00:12] <KabrizzlyBear> B00B1E. [00:12] <kai> lol [00:12] <Yanni> woooo boobies [00:12] <KabrizzlyBear> I hope that makes it onto the stats page as my quote. [00:13] <KabrizzlyBear> Also, I find it hilarious that dudes half my age are questioning my maturity. o_O [00:13] <kai> O_o [00:13] <squibbles> not yours blizz, kai's [00:13] <KabrizzlyBear> Oh, oh. [00:13] <KabrizzlyBear> All good, then. [00:13] <squibbles> how old are you, anyway? [00:13] <KabrizzlyBear> Me? [00:13] <squibbles> yeah [00:13] <KabrizzlyBear> Well, take your age and double it. [00:13] <KabrizzlyBear> And then maybe subtract one. [00:13] <squibbles> 36? [00:13] <kai> ahahahahahahahaha [00:13] <squibbles> oh, 35 [00:13] <KabrizzlyBear> Wait. [00:13] <KabrizzlyBear> And then subtract another 4. [00:14] <squibbles> 31? [00:14] <KabrizzlyBear> And then five more. [00:14] <squibbles> 26? [00:14] <KabrizzlyBear> And then another .5 or so. [00:14] <kai> 25 [00:14] <KabrizzlyBear> There we go. [00:14] <squibbles> 25 [00:14] * KabrizzlyBear rings bell, sounds alarms. [00:14] <squibbles> Shit, what a guess [00:14] <LittleViking> Right, yeah, six months until the birthday. Blizz, what are all of your dreams, interests and desires? I need gift ideas. [00:15] <AF> Buy him 3 hookers at the same time. [00:15] <AF> Wait, 2. [00:15] <AF> 3 is for next year. [00:15] <KabrizzlyBear> Car, home, woman. [00:15] <Yanni> Six months minus one day actually. [00:15] <squibbles> a Car-Home-woman! [00:15] <squibbles> I'm just imagining what that would look like right now [00:15] <kai> silly blizz [00:15] <kai> women cant drive [00:15] <kai> theres no highway in between the kitchen and the bed [00:15] <KabrizzlyBear> I'm kind of out of that "Ooh, shinies." phase, and into the "Jesus fucking Christ, the car needs *ANOTHER* transmission?" phase. [00:15] <KabrizzlyBear> Ahahaha. [00:15] <LittleViking> Ahhhh. I hate that phase. |
| #332 3.31/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-20 |
>Kevin> New Metameme: What a protracted affair! http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?331 <Matt> o_O <Matt> Wow. What a protracted affair! <Matt> As an aside, am I the only one that found the rissy quote absolutely HI-larious? <Kevin> Haha, I loved that. <Matt> Hahaha, good. I mean, "fffff! ffs!" <Kevin> Hahahahah. Ahah. Classic. |
| #59 3.31/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-24 |
Kablizzy: Your uncle is a 21-year old half-black, half-asian furry? Obby: Yeah. Tiger Woods. |
| #236 3.30/5 Kablizzy 2007-06-27 |
<blue_tetris> All the Swedish, Polish, and Ukrainian forumers can suck my hairy American ballsack. Please quote me on that. |
| #354 3.30/5 Kablizzy 2007-10-17 |
YOU are now known as Ka-Busy * Ka-Busy sleep. <Dr_Rudess> Aww. <Dr_Rudess> That's not busy, that's just lazy, Ka-Lazy. <Ka-Busy> Hahahahaha. YOU are now known as Ka-Lazy |
| #394 3.30/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-03 |
<Kevin> Huh. Iraq and Afghanistan have universal health care funded by the US, but the US doesn't have universal health care funded by the US. <Matt> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH. I HATE THIS STUPID REALITY WHY CAN'T I QUANTUM LEAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT!? <Kevin> Friggin' Mexico has universal health care. India has universal health care. Yet the US does not. <Matt> What do we have? Dudes who want pot legalized. Yeah, That's a fucking priority. <Kevin> "All of Europe has publicly sponsored and regulated health care." <Matt> See? Agh. I hate things that aren't even hate-able. <Kevin> Cuba's beating us as far as public health care is concerned. <Matt> Oh, easily. <Kevin> We're in the ranks of North Africa, China, and a few poor Central American countries. <Matt> Mmhmm. We're also behind Madagascar in education. <Kevin> And behind New Zealand in McDonald's per capita. <Matt> Ahahahah. <Matt> Y'know what we DO have, though? NASCAR. And dudes who want pot legalised. <Kevin> [22:56] <McP> Borealis, i've joined this music forum [22:56] <McP> there are people there that would make you look like you know nothing of extreme metal [22:56] <Borealis> Of course. [22:57] <Borealis> I will know 90% of what they mention. [22:57] <Borealis> The other 10% they will be making up. <Matt> That's unfathomable. Borealis *is* extreme metal. I can't imagine anyone knowing more about extreme metal than him. <Matt> Wait, I wonder why McP is on IRC. <Kevin> Because he can't get on the forums? <Matt> Eh. <Kevin> Che Guevara was a physician? <Matt> I... Huh. <Matt> Well, fuck my monkey in the ass. <Kevin> He's the reason Cuba has better health care than the US. <Matt> Ohhh. <Matt> Oh. <Matt> Well, now I understand the shirts. <Matt> Man, if I were to Quote this conversation, it'd get 100% on the quotes database. <Matt> If it weren't so long. <Matt> ...OOH. <Matt> DUDE, IDEA. <Matt> QUOTES DATABASE ART. <Kevin> Oh, nice. <Matt> Like, a five-part quote series. <Kevin> o_O <Matt> Part 1: Fuck America! <Matt> Part 2: Fuck America Again! <Matt> Part 3: Fuck McP! <Matt> Part 4: Quote Conversation! <Matt> Part 5: Paradoxical Self-Reference! <Matt> Oh, wait, we've already done the quote series thing. <Kevin> o_O <Matt> You... don't remember? <Matt> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?331 <Matt> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?332 <Matt> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?333 <Matt> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?334 <Matt> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?335 <Matt> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?336 |
| #359 3.29/5 Kablizzy 2007-10-26 |
<LittleViking001> "Holy shit, is that a dragon?" "Nah dude, it's a Republican. The other guy is the dragon." |
| #606 3.29/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-16 |
[00:15] <Condog> What is with all the balls? [00:16] <CF> Ruh? [00:16] <CF> Balls? [00:16] <Ka|Ballsy> Balls? [00:16] <Ka|Ballsy> Er. [00:17] =-= YOU are now known as Kabloxy [00:17] <Kabloxy> Balls? |
| #1599 3.29/5 Kablizzy 2009-11-12 |
[18:57] -->| YOU (Kablizzy) have joined #meshmap [18:57] =-= Mode #meshmap +o Kablizzy by Yahoozy [18:57] <Yahoozy> WELL LOOK WHO DECIDES TO SHOW UP [18:57] <Kablizzy> Was it your mom? I'm pretty sure it was Yahoozy's mom. [18:58] <Yahoozy> Yeah, she always comes late. [18:58] <Yahoozy> HWAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaawwwwwwwww. |
| #88 3.27/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-04 |
<&Kabloxy> Hey, Suki. <@Tsukatu> Hey, Blizz. <&Kabloxy> What's happenin'? <@Tsukatu> A lot, in a few hours. <&Kabloxy> Got a hot date? <&LittleViking> Heh. Nice choice of words. <@Tsukatu> I'm gonna go outside with some very flammable windshield wiper fluid and a box of matches. I'm getting hopped up on energy drinks right now. I'm thinking of designs I'll draw on the pavement to ignite. <@Tsukatu> So yeah, "hot" date. |
| #145 3.25/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-13 |
<Ka-Busy> Ugh, 4chan. I have a sudden urge to claw my eyes out with a shotgun. |
| #412 3.25/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-18 |
[02:42] <maestro> DA WHITE MAN HE BE REPRESSIN' [02:42] <maestro> ALL MY NIGGAS FIND DIS DEPRESSIN' [02:42] <maestro> HE GOT A CLEAN SHIRT AND MONEY FOR GAS [02:42] <maestro> I'MA JOIN A GANG AND CAP HIS ASS [02:42] =-= YOU are now known as Blizz|LeavingForever [02:43] =-= tktktk is now known as tktktk|NooDontLeave |
| #623 3.25/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-29 |
[21:11] <Atilla> Psyphillis sounds like a psionically transmitted disease. [21:11] <Kabloxy> Wahahahahahaha! [21:11] <Obylisk> It's sexually transmitted [21:12] <Kabloxy> AHUGAYGAGUYAGHAGAHGAHJGAHJA! |
| #1390 3.25/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-22 |
[12:17] <DW40> Urinate directly into your mouth [12:17] YOU are back. [12:18] <cC> Why do I always come in when you guys are the *most* retarded? [12:18] <gloomp> Hahah. [12:19] <incluye> It's sad, isn't it? [12:19] <cC> I can't step in to a conversation about the state of Iran's nuclear arsenal. No, no. It's always about furries and gay sex with a donkey, or pissing into someone's mouth. [12:19] <Leaff> Hahah. [12:19] <incluye> At least it's not about pissing into someone else's mouth. [12:19] <cC> Hm. [12:19] <Techno> Gay sex with a donkey? [12:19] <incluye> What is the state of Iran's nuclear arse, anyway? |
| #334 3.23/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-20 |
<Kevin> What you should do is give links to the quotes before they go up, so the quotes have URLs that link to themselves. <Matt> Hahahah. That's a great idea! Like this one? http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?334 <Kevin> ;_; <Matt> I'm gettin' there, hang on. <Kevin> Oh, you already did it for 333 though. <Matt> Right, but I'm doing it for 334 too. |
| #132 3.22/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-05 |
<LittleViking> Bob Barker is retiring? <Kabloxy> =O <Kabloxy> Bob Barker isn't dead? |
| #177 3.22/5 Kablizzy 2007-05-06 |
<Kabloxy> Oh, also, there might be a slim chance that I'm moving to L.A. <LittleViking> Really? Cause there's a slim chance I'm moving to Portland. Or Canada. Or Northern California. Or a better chance that I'm not ever fucking moving anywhere ever, God damnit... Or Portland. |
| #138 3.20/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-09 |
<LittleViking> Wooo! I'm the coolest guy ever. <Ka-Busy> Huh... Did it just get cooler in here, or was that just you? |
| #182 3.20/5 Kablizzy 2007-05-07 |
<Kabloxy> HOLY SHIT WHERE'S DAVE <Kabloxy> DAVE'S ON <Kabloxy> WHERE IS HE * Kabloxy runs about <Chasethebase> Kabloxy, I really don't know where Dave is. <Kabloxy> ;_; * Chasethebase summons Dave * Chasethebase realizes that he needs to have at least half-op status to summon Dave. <Chasethebase> ;( <Kabloxy> Hahah. [11:26] -->| Amlt (AMomentLik@private-74B13EA4.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) has joined #n [11:26] =-= Mode #n +v Amlt by KinGAleX <Kabloxy> Hm. Close enough. * Kabloxy embraces Amlt. <Kabloxy> I... I missed you, man. |
| #829 3.20/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-15 |
[21:06] <Jig> How're the guys? I haven't been on vent in...a while. [21:06] <LittleViking001> Blizz is boning a sailor right now. There's a new forum troll named the_devil_dodger (who is secretly Zelda S. Kenneth). AF isn't running D&D anymore. Everyone plays Spore 12 hours a day. [21:06] <Jig> So, same ol' same ol'? [21:06] <Jig> Wait...a sailor, you say? [21:06] <LittleViking001> Yeah. Or a fireman or an astronaut or a black chick. I can't remember. [21:06] <Jig> Ahh. Yeah. [21:07] <Kablizzy> Wahahahahaha. [21:07] <Kablizzy> Fuggin' amazing. [21:07] <Kablizzy> So yeah. Anyway, she's a Red-head, bro. [21:07] <Jig> Ahhh, so fireman. [21:07] <Kablizzy> Wahahahaha. |
| #396 3.17/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-06 |
[20:24:38] faminepulse: Hehe. [20:25:35] Sue Denim: That's not a man's laugh. This is a man's laugh "HOHARGHOHARGHGUMBOOTS" |
| #819 3.17/5 Kablizzy 2008-09-11 |
<Kablizzy> Are you into Dropkick Murphys, by the way? <LittleViking> But yeah, they're good stuff. <LittleViking> I was into them more in high schoolm, before I got into the indie phase. <LittleViking> *schloolom <Kablizzy> You heard Shipping up to Boston? <LittleViking> Don't think so. <LittleViking> I can listen to it now. <Kablizzy> Wow. Youtube that thing. <LittleViking> Neat song. <Kablizzy> Indeed. <Kablizzy> The intro is the best part, but yeah. <LittleViking> Are you a Flogging Molly fan? <Kablizzy> Not as such, but what I've heard, I've enjoyed. <LittleViking> Mmm. Yeah, the intro reminded me of them. <Kablizzy> I will, however, be flogging Molly later on tonight. <LittleViking> Heh. Heheh. <Kablizzy> Which would be four times more hardcore if her name were actually Molly. <LittleViking> Oh, I know a Molly. I almost flogged her. <Kablizzy> Ahahah. <Kablizzy> Classy and Sassy. |
| #377 3.14/5 Kablizzy 2007-11-19 |
<Kevin> http://www.hugeurl.com/ <Matt> That's... not what I think it is, is it? <Kevin> http://www.hugeurl.com/?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 |
| #1101 3.14/5 Kablizzy 2009-02-21 |
[00:15:39] =-= Mode #N +ao Kablizzy Kablizzy by ChanServ [00:15:44] =-= Mode #N +b Southpaw!*@* by Kablizzy [00:15:50] <--| Kablizzy has left #n [00:16:07] <ortsz> I like that guy. [00:16:30] =-= Mode #N +v southpaw by LittleViking |
| #1352 3.14/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-07 |
[22:56] <rocket_thumped> Leaff. [22:56] <rocket_thumped> Just so you know.. [22:56] <Leaff> Hm? [22:56] <rocket_thumped> If you wanted to, I would let you wrap your mouth around my cock. [22:56] <Leaff> ...I appreciate the offer, but I must decline. [22:57] <rocket_thumped> Okay, see you later tonight. [22:57] <Skyline> Have you ever even seen what rocket_thumped looks like, Leaff? [22:57] <Leaff> Nope. [22:57] <Skyline> Then why would you decline? [22:57] <Leaff> <_< [22:57] <Leaff> >_> [22:57] <rocket_thumped> I am quite the looker. [22:58] <smartalco> r_t loks at a lot of things [22:58] <rocket_thumped> I do. [22:58] <Leaff> ... I see. [23:00] <cC> No, no. *He* sees. [23:00] <Leaff> Ah, right. |
| #384 3.12/5 Kablizzy 2007-11-22 |
<GamingWolf> What do we do now Kablizzy? <Kabloxy> I don't know. ;_; <GamingWolf> Do you have a violin? <Kabloxy> Nossir. <krusch> I do! <GamingWolf> Play it! <krusch> I do got a violin! <krusch> Mmkay. <krusch> I can't find my bow, so I'm using Broghan's mum's penis. <Broghan> Hey, that's wrong on so many levels. <Kabloxy> Broghs, I'm so sorry, but that's hilarious shit. <krusch> Broghs and I are finished exams. <krusch> So his mum has a total happiness boner. |
| #492 3.12/5 Kablizzy 2008-02-01 |
[20:15] <kkstrong> !hl on 18 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Higher/Lower game enabled! I picked up a number between 0 and 18. Type !hl <number> to try to guess it and you have 1 minute to do so! [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 15 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Lower, ChaosWolf. [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 14 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Lower, ChaosWolf. [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 13 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Lower, ChaosWolf. [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 12 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Lower, ChaosWolf. [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 11 [20:15] <Kabloxy> It's gonna be 2. [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Lower, ChaosWolf. [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 6 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Lower, ChaosWolf. [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 4 [20:15] <Animator> !hl 5 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Lower, ChaosWolf. [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Lower, Animator. [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 3 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Lower, ChaosWolf. [20:15] <kkstrong> Bahahahaha [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 1 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Higher, ChaosWolf. [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 12 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Lower, ChaosWolf. [20:15] <ChaosWolf> !hl 2 [20:15] <ChaosBotMKII> Yes, ChaosWolf, 2 was the correct number! Game is now over. Type !hl on <number> to play again! [20:15] <Kabloxy> See? *Prophet* |
| #895 3.12/5 Kablizzy 2008-10-23 |
<Kablizzy> Dude, I was looking at the top 100 maps on Quotes, and I realized that the top 100 are dominated by me, LV, and Dave. <Jiggerjaw> Did you just say 'Top 100 maps' on Quotes? <Kablizzy> Did I? <Jiggerjaw> You totally did. <Kablizzy> I certainly did not. <Jiggerjaw> It was great. Dude, you should have been there. |
| #1562 3.12/5 Kablizzy 2009-10-17 |
[11:54] <spoon> Blizz is one of the horniest guys I've ever come into contact with. [11:54] <Kablizzy> In fact. [11:54] <Kablizzy> The one time we came into contact, I tried to hump your leg! |
| #45 3.09/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-19 |
<Maniac> We have too many acronyms on the IRC <&Kabloxy> NWD, Maniac. <lord_day> NWD? <&Kabloxy> No We Don't. |
| #246 3.09/5 Kablizzy 2007-07-12 |
<Obby> Trogdor, you're white, right? <Trogdor007> I am. <Trogdor007> Are you inviting me to me the new Grand Dragon of the KKK? If so, I respectfully decline. |
| #43 3.08/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-19 |
<blue_tetris> I drink three times a week. <blue_tetris> And ocassionally more, if I can sneak it past my hetero life-mate. <blue_tetris> I seriously think the world would be much better if all the alcohol consumption was replaced with cannabis consumption. <LittleViking> And all the cannabis consumption replaced with insertable bunny tails? |
| #102 3.08/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-13 |
[15:37] <~LittleViking> "Brb, fucking sister" |
| #89 3.07/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-04 |
<@Tsukatu> There's no way you guys are eating out together. <&Kabloxy> Well, one of us is eating out. |
| #115 3.00/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-21 |
<smartalco> its rather dead tonight <~Kabloxy> AND SO IS KIMMIE!! HOOOOOOO!!! <@blue_tetris> WHAHAHWHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <smartalco> that was a horrible joke <~Kabloxy> So is Kimmie's whole "being a woman" schtick. |
| #358 3.00/5 Kablizzy 2007-10-24 |
<Matt> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?357 <Kevin> Ahahahahahha. That shit is bananas. <Matt> Wahahahahahahaha! |
| #495 3.00/5 Kablizzy 2008-02-02 |
[16:21] <T3chno> I don't think mIRC crashes everytime I get kicked anymore! [16:21] <Kabloxy> Wanna try it out, T3chno? [16:21] <T3chno> Sure [16:21] =-= Mode #n +o LF by Kabloxy [16:21] <Kabloxy> LF, do the honors. [16:22] =-= T3chno was booted from #n by LF (*CLICK-CHK* *BOOM* HEADSHOT!) |
| #598 3.00/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
<Orion_> Is it just me or does Dejablue4 being the top rated author make you want to punch babies? <KinGAleX> Man. <KinGAleX> It makes me want to punch hundreds of babies. |
| #1059 3.00/5 Kablizzy 2009-01-20 |
(1:52:16 AM) Daddaluma: but I don't have a lot of time anymore (1:52:29 AM) MasterVlerro: Well when you retire you'll have time. (1:53:52 AM) Daddaluma: haha (1:54:10 AM) MasterVlerro: Then you'll be known as GrandDaddaluma |
| #2252 3.00/5 Kablizzy 2011-02-09 |
<blue_tetris> I like to sirloin down my bong, makes it hit beefy. |
| #41 2.90/5 Kablizzy 2007-02-19 |
<Clovic> Nooooo, my thought is all squiggled. |
| #410 2.90/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-17 |
<Kabloxy> Yeah, I'ma get with KA and LV and set some OPs from Europe. I think the early morning here is when we have the holes. <SlappyMcGee> I'm Canadian, if that counts. |
| #210 2.89/5 Kablizzy 2007-06-05 |
<SUBLiME|Blizz> People who say great mapping can't be formulaic can eat a dick. <LittleViking> And they will, too! They'll eat 42 of my fresh hot dicks! <LittleViking> *fresh, hot <LittleViking> *steamy, throbbing |
| #205 2.88/5 Kablizzy 2007-06-03 |
<Borealis> I have an excessive amount of knobs. |
| #420 2.88/5 Kablizzy 2007-12-22 |
<tktktk> Your edit is a lot better, but is also really ugly. I'm gonna see what I can do. <Kabloxy> It is hideous as balls. <Kabloxy> And trust me, I see a lot of balls, and they are hideous. <tktktk> Bahahah. |
| #491 2.88/5 Kablizzy 2008-02-01 |
[19:56] * kkstrong is making pasta! [19:56] <kkstrong> Hasta la pasta! [19:57] <smort> Skyline pasta? [19:57] <kkstrong> nope, fettecini pasta! [19:57] <Skyline> Skyline pasta is better. ;_; [19:57] <Plague> fettucini [19:57] * smort slurp slurp [19:57] <Plague> not fettecini [19:57] <kkstrong> yeah. [19:57] <Plague> >: ( [19:57] <Plague> do not misspell fundamental staples of italian food [19:58] <smort> Italian. [19:58] <kkstrong> But I dont have skyline sauce ;_; [19:58] <smort> not italian. [19:58] <kkstrong> Woah! [19:58] <Plague> what? [19:58] <Plague> Fettucini is italian [19:58] * kkstrong goes back to map #114877 [19:58] <Plague> if it's not italian than what is it? [19:58] <kkstrong> spell fundamental staples of italian food [19:58] <kkstrong> [ [19:58] <smort> Spell it with a capitol damnit! [19:59] <Skyline> Capital.* [19:59] |<-- Plague has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: byezor) [20:00] <kkstrong> Bahahahahahaha. [20:01] <smort> No, I meant the capitol of Italy, Sicily. [20:01] <Skyline> Once more, capital.* [20:01] <Gforce> ... [20:01] <Skyline> Unless you're talking about the actual building. [20:02] <Gforce> Capitels are hard to spell, so I make sure that I'm never inconsistent when I refer to either spelling. [20:02] <Skyline> The actual building is a capitol, but the city is a capital. [20:02] <smort> CAPITEL [20:02] <smort> Gforce said capitel! [20:02] <Gforce> Yes. I refer to capital and capitol as capitel, to stay consistent. [20:03] <Gforce> (Which actually means I'm consistently wrong, but whatever. [20:03] <Gforce> ) [20:03] <Skyline> Well, it's actually very easy to remember. [20:04] <Skyline> Anything besides the actual main government building is a capital. [20:04] <kkstrong> Ummm, Rome? [20:04] <Skyline> Yes, what about it? [20:04] * KinGAleX is now away - Away. [20:05] <Gforce> </sarcasm> [20:05] <Kabloxy> I'm quoting this whole thing, by the way. [20:05] <Kabloxy> Because it's Goddamn hilarious. [20:06] <Skyline> Make sure you include this: [20:06] <Skyline> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?491 [20:07] <Kabloxy> Ahahaha. [20:07] <Gforce> "this quote does not exist" [20:07] <Atilla> Capital work, Skyline. [20:07] <Skyline> ...nevermind, Gforce. [20:07] <Kabloxy> Wahahahaha. It doesn't get any funnier. [20:07] <Skyline> I THINK YOU MEAN CAPITOL, ATILLA. [20:08] <Atilla> Nonsense. I say what I say and mean what I mean. [20:08] <smort> "I arrive precisely when I mean to." [20:08] <Kashkin> I seam what I may. |
| #603 2.86/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-11 |
[15:34] <Kabloxy> *Nod8 [15:34] <Kabloxy> ** [15:34] <Kabloxy> o_O [15:34] <Calcy> Haha. [15:34] <Kabloxy> I've never had to asterisk an asterisk before. [15:35] <Calcy> Ahahaha. |
| #973 2.86/5 Kablizzy 2008-11-21 |
[05:15:11] <Lenny> Hey, does anyone here have sheet music for Tubular Bells? [05:15:34] <Jig> Who do you think we are? Lenny? [05:15:36] <Lenny> I dont know if people just have stuff like this, but.. uhh. [05:15:41] <Lenny> No, I'm Lenny. |
| #1497 2.85/5 Kablizzy 2009-08-31 |
<Torex> Then one night, I felt like shit. |
| #1121 2.83/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-07 |
[15:18] <ChaosWolf> Aw, I want ops again. [15:19] <CF> Don't we all? [15:19] <ChaosWolf> LV gives it to random people at night, then goes to fight a Cougar. |
| #1385 2.83/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-19 |
[02:42] <Inspired> So how is our "cimoc" going? [02:42] <Guiseppi> It's going "ylwols." [02:43] <Inspired> That is "das." [02:43] * cC furrows his brow. [02:43] <Inspired> Have you thought about it at all? [02:43] <Guiseppi> Well we still have two "shtom" [02:43] <cC> WHAT THE SHIT? [02:43] <Guiseppi> *shtnom [02:43] <Inspired> haha 'Blizz [02:43] <Inspired> we are trying and failing to cover up [02:43] <Inspired> something eguH! [02:43] <Guiseppi> Yeah, I have. [02:43] <cC> PERSONAL. FUCKING. MESSAGE. [02:44] <Inspired> Why would we do that when we can have people fully appreciating us? [02:44] <Guiseppi> Yeah, seriously, Inspired. [02:44] <Inspired> haha [02:44] <Inspired> okay then [02:44] * Inspired pms Guiseppi [02:44] <Guiseppi> Yeah, seriously, cC. [02:44] * cC holds head in hands. |
| #1559 2.83/5 Kablizzy 2009-10-16 |
[19:57] <Techno> will it be a party? [19:57] <Kablizzy> Techno: Of course it's a party. [19:57] <Kablizzy> We have booze and people. [19:58] <Kablizzy> That's the definition of party. [19:58] <Techno> Well, what kind? [19:58] <Kablizzy> Booze and people. [19:58] <Techno> Oh |
| #1561 2.83/5 Kablizzy 2009-10-17 |
[3:14:17 AM] AF: ... [3:14:21 AM] AF: But you're Blizz. [3:14:22 AM] AF: And he's Jig. [3:14:31 AM] Blizz: No, I know. [3:14:52 AM] AF: You two are the closest two men have ever gotten without meeting each other, -or- being gay. [3:15:06 AM] Blizz: THOSE ARE BOTH ABOUT TO CHANGE. [3:15:13 AM] AF: Ahahaha, fuck you. |
| #387 2.80/5 Kablizzy 2007-11-23 |
[01:49] <+southpaw> Ever since a few months ago I've wanted to pick up a crying baby, shake it around a lot and shout, "Why are you yelling at me?" [01:49] <&Kabloxy> www.dontshakeababy.com |
| #1151 2.80/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-14 |
<@Riobe> DAMNIT I STEPPED ON A FREAKIN HANGNAIL. <@Riobe> *PIECE OF GLASS <Blackson> Common typo. |
| #1315 2.80/5 Kablizzy 2009-06-23 |
[13:50] <BanjoDave> My arms are sore. Damn sun [13:50] <cC> Sit out too long? [13:51] <BanjoDave> I did. I'd rather have been inside. Outside there are trees and cancer. |
| #251 2.78/5 Kablizzy 2007-07-17 |
<Atilla> Cruelty to donkeys: Australia says no. |
| #279 2.78/5 Kablizzy 2007-07-30 |
<LittleViking> Wait, Tanner goes to sleep at 9:30 PM and wakes up at 4 AM? <LittleViking> Who does that? <blue_tetris> Republicanucks. |
| #341 2.78/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-24 |
<Uccisore> "unknown level of scruntiny"? "Guise of appropriateness?" Look, if your screen name idea involves testicles, lynching racial minorities, or things that enter or exit your anus, just pick a different one, ok? |
| #172 2.75/5 Kablizzy 2007-05-04 |
<ChaosWolf> I'm going to bed, I just threw up everywhere. <ChaosWolf> Also, this is the first time I've puked in about 2 years, so it's obviously bad :( <AF> I've puked like 3 times in the past 2 months... <Kabloxy> I haven't puked since before you guys were born. |
| #571 2.75/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-19 |
[17:22] <ChaosWolf> There's this awesome program that you should play. [17:22] <Kabloxy> I... play a program? [17:22] <ChaosWolf> It's called Dungeon Crawl [17:22] <ChaosWolf> Or, it's a game [17:23] <Kabloxy> Ah, gotcha. [17:23] <Alphy> Outlook Express! [17:23] <Kabloxy> Outlook Express is an awesome game. I haven't beaten it, though. [17:23] <Kabloxy> I can't get past the title screen. |
| #125 2.73/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-30 |
<Mr_M> 0x01ACTION inserts penis. <Mr_M> 0x01ACTION /me removes penis. * Mr_M /me repeats motion. <Mr_M> :O <Mr_M> Oops. <Borealis> Wrong channel. <Borealis> #hexadecimacybersex |
| #985 2.71/5 Kablizzy 2008-12-03 |
[21:55] <Axonn> Alphy, how old are you? [21:55] <Quote> 6 [21:55] <Alphy> 15, my good man. [21:55] <Snuggletummy> No Quote, he wasn't asking for your IQ. [21:56] <Quote> Ohoho, Hiiiillllaaaarrrrrriiiiiiioooooooouuuuuuusssssss as always, ST. |
| #1728 2.71/5 Kablizzy 2010-02-13 |
[02:49] <scythe> does isaacx ever come here anymore? [02:50] <Kablizzy> I think he's still banned. [02:50] === SlappyMcGee banned isaacx!*@* from #n on Saturday, January 16, 2010 12:12:50 PM. [Remove] [02:50] === End of #n ban list. [02:50] <Kablizzy> Yeah, still banned. |
| #1005 2.70/5 Kablizzy 2008-12-27 |
[23:39] -->| Jig has joined #Legacy [23:39] <tktktk> ...And that's where babies come from. Really, Blizz, I'm surprised you never figured it out. [23:39] <Kablizzy> And like I've always said. Ovaries are just testicles in reverse. [23:39] <tktktk> Mmhmm. Mmhmm. [23:39] <Kablizzy> Speaking of which, that'd be an amazing map name. [23:39] <Kablizzy> Testicles in Reverse, I mean. [23:39] <LittleViking> o_O |
| #590 2.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
Kabloxy sets mode Broghan +DESKTOPWALLPAPER DESKTOPWALLPAPER DESKTOPWALLPAPER |
| #686 2.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-06-08 |
Matt: He's trying to bluff his hand on his first turn. <Matt> How serious are you guys? Not terribly? <realtimemusic> Well... what do you mean by "serious"? <Matt> Like, friends, dating, relationship, goin' steady, fluffin' pillows, taking the 3:10 to Yuma, Jurrasic Park... <Kevin> Hah. Heh. ...Huh. <realtimemusic> Hah. Umm... well, probably dating stage. <Kevin> So smartalco might be getting into D&D now. <Matt> Hot. <Kevin> He's replacing Tanner, until we can find a replacement for him. <Matt> Ahahah. He might go steady. <Kevin> Yeah, yeah, he's already 3:09 to Yuma and not slowing down yet. |
| #909 2.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-10-29 |
[22:27] <Bronish> If you walk around with a cock on your shoulder, someone's gonna point out, "Kid, you've got a cock on your shoulder." And then when you flip about it, everyone around is just going, "But he had a *cock* on his shoulder. What else was I supposed to say?" [22:28] <AlliedEnvy> "Keep your chin up", maybe. |
| #958 2.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-11-13 |
[02:08] <Snuggletummy> Other than that, I was going to edit out dick. But it's the internet. You're going to see it either in text form or picture form at some point in time. [02:08] <Snuggletummy> Me, I've seen it in both.. |
| #1565 2.67/5 Kablizzy 2009-10-18 |
[12:08] <spoon> Ahahaha, nice type. [12:08] <spoon> *typo [12:08] <spoon> I can't believe I just typod "typo". [12:08] <spoon> excuse me while I shoot myself. [12:08] <--| spoon has left #n (*Bam*) |
| #160 2.62/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-20 |
[9:29:08 PM] The Norb says: Do... I need panties on my face then? [9:29:15 PM] Allegra Trébleau says: Not at the moment, but soon you will. |
| #460 2.62/5 Kablizzy 2008-01-09 |
[02:12] <Kashkin> Want to see something I drew? [02:13] <Kabloxy> Hahaha. Sure! [02:13] <Kashkin> http://bio.research.ucsc.edu/grad/weaver/Pictures/penis.jpg [02:13] <Kashkin> Whoops, that's a slug's penis. [02:13] <Kashkin> http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4681/theelevatorzy8.png [02:13] * Kabloxy looks. [02:13] <Kashkin> That's what I drew. [02:14] <Kashkin> ... at the slug penis? [02:14] <Kabloxy> Mmm. Maybe? [02:14] <Kashkin> You sicko. [02:14] <Kabloxy> Wahahahahaha! I actually did that to a zombie once. [02:15] <Kashkin> Hahaha. |
| #2204 2.60/5 Kablizzy 2011-01-05 |
[00:40] <sephr> ninja143: my what is a bieber bitch? [00:41] <ninja143> your dick is [00:41] <sephr> but I already sent you my vagina [00:41] <ninja143> yes [00:41] <sephr> I don't claim to have an extra backup genitalia [00:41] <ninja143> your a lady gaga [00:41] <Kablizzy> What the fuck is this conversation, you two? [00:41] <sephr> Kablizzy: ninja143 thinks I'm Justin Bieber [00:41] <ninja143> hes being a really strange man [00:41] <sephr> Justin B Bieber, to be exact [00:41] <Kablizzy> You're not~!? [00:42] * sephr sucks Kablizzy's dick and murmurs "NO I'M NOT" [00:42] <ninja143> O.o [00:42] <Kablizzy> The dick-sucking makes this argument *less* convincing, you realize. [00:42] <ninja143> poor blizz [00:42] <ninja143> you might want to get a tetnus shot [00:43] <sephr> ninja143: because I'm rusty? [00:43] <sephr> that doesn't even make sense [00:43] <Kablizzy> That makes perfect sense. [00:43] <Kablizzy> That was an awful beej. |
| #166 2.57/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-24 |
[02:43] <Kashkin> What's a PPA? [02:43] <blue_tetris> PPA? [02:45] <Kashkin> Penis Prescription Authority. [02:45] <Kashkin> "Take 8 inches daily." |
| #518 2.57/5 Kablizzy 2008-02-14 |
<Atilla> I've heard it said that people who are the most delusional control reality. <Nero> Shockingly enough. <Atilla> Well, no. I read that in a Dilbert book. |
| #528 2.57/5 Kablizzy 2008-02-21 |
Broghan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drowned_God Atilla: Never heard of it. Kablizzy: I've never heard of it either. Kablizzy: Epic MegaGames? What a generic-sounding company. Atilla: Blizz just doesn't like it because it includes the word "Epic". Atilla: He lives in terror that lulz will be involved. |
| #1060 2.57/5 Kablizzy 2009-01-20 |
[23:55] -->| Yanni has joined #n [23:55] =-= Mode #n +o Yanni by ChanServ [23:56] <GamingWolf> Oh God..... Dawn of Yanni [23:57] <Axonn> Dawn of Yanni? [23:57] <Jig> Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! [23:57] <Yanni> Hey, guys. [23:57] <Jig> Shouldn't you be in school, brah? [23:57] <GamingWolf> *bahrain |
| #1122 2.57/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-08 |
[17:27:44]<ChaosWolf> Has anyone ever tastes something so good that they orgasmed? [17:27:53] <Vyacheslav> Hmm... [17:27:58] <Vyacheslav> No. [17:28:01] |<-- Vyacheslav has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: ) |
| #148 2.50/5 Kablizzy 2007-04-14 |
[01:42] *** blue_tetris (frogboy@private-76A37B1C.chvlva.adelphia.net) joined [01:42] *** ChanServ sets channel #n mode +o blue_tetris [01:42] <@blue_tetris> Hey [01:42] <~Kabloxy> How was your evening? [01:43] <@blue_tetris> Strange, but climactic. [01:43] <~Kabloxy> Bahahahahahaahahah. That's funnier than you think it is. [01:43] <~Kabloxy> Lemme get a quote. [01:43] <~LittleViking> Heh. Heh. [01:43] <~Kabloxy> <Andre> Will Dave ever come? [01:43] <~Kabloxy> <@Kabloxy> He's probably doing so right now. [01:43] * Kabloxy bows. [01:44] <@blue_tetris> Nice. [01:44] <~Kabloxy> Heh. [01:44] <~Kabloxy> So, strange? Good strange, I hope? [01:44] <@blue_tetris> If you had the timestamp, I could cross-reference. [01:44] <~Kabloxy> Hahahah. One moment. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> 3:02 and 3:03, your time. [01:45] <@blue_tetris> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> o_O [01:45] <@blue_tetris> GWAGAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA [01:45] <~LittleViking> o: [01:45] <~Kabloxy> ARE YOU SHITTING ME? [01:45] <@blue_tetris> No effing way. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. [01:45] <@blue_tetris> I shit you not. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> Serious. Dead fucking serious. [01:45] <~LittleViking> I hate you guys. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> 1:02 and 1:03 for me. [01:45] <~Kabloxy> [01:02] <Andre> Will Dave ever come? [01:45] <~Kabloxy> [01:02] <@Kabloxy> =/ [01:45] <~Kabloxy> [01:03] <@Kabloxy> He's probably doing so right now. [01:45] <@blue_tetris> Oh my God, that's wacky. [01:46] <~Kabloxy> AHAHAHAHAH. [01:46] <@blue_tetris> The very moments your fingers were striking the keyboard, I was digging some toes into a mattress and making my "o,o" face. [01:46] <~LittleViking> Dave, how does it feel to know that Kablizzy knows when you ejaculate? [01:47] <~KinGAleX> "As if a million souls cried out in torment and were silenced at once." [01:47] <~Kabloxy> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [01:47] <~KinGAleX> OBI WAN KABLOXY. [01:47] <@blue_tetris> Ahahahahaha! [01:47] <~Kabloxy> Man, that is the coolest thing I've ever unintentionally done. [01:47] <@blue_tetris> That kinda makes my world seem... bizarre. [01:48] <@blue_tetris> Like, no, I can't find a way to reconcile this to myself. [01:48] <~Kabloxy> Mmm. [01:48] <~Kabloxy> When I told you guys Big Brother was watching, I wasn't kidding. ... [02:13] <@blue_tetris> So... there's a 60% I have some nappy-headed kids en route. [02:14] <~Kabloxy> Now I've only got 8 and a half months to buy you something. [02:16] <~Kabloxy> I... wait, wait. [02:16] <~Kabloxy> Does this mean that I fucking called the *second* of your kid's conception? Down to the fucking second? |
| #349 2.50/5 Kablizzy 2007-10-08 |
<tktktk> Indeed both of those. Good and hard. |
| #894 2.50/5 Kablizzy 2008-10-23 |
<Jiggerjaw> See, I thought 53-0 was an arbitrarily bad map. It wasn't until long after I had played it many times, and I was sitting in the next room. I looked at the monitor, and read it, and I said, "Oh...OHHHH!" <Kablizzy> Dr. Perceptives, PhD to the Operating Room. <Jiggerjaw> I bet that's not really my name. |
| #1373 2.50/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-15 |
[02:24] <Yanni> Who's Sidney Keese? [02:24] <cC> Sidke, damnit. [02:25] <cC> Why does no one get this? [02:25] <Yanni> AH [02:25] <Yanni> THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. [02:25] <cC> Ahahaha. [02:25] <Tapp> hey, it does [02:26] <AlliedEnvy> better than kiney seese [02:26] <AlliedEnvy> *kidney [02:27] <cC> Ahahaha. [02:27] <cC> So close. [02:30] <Tapp> hehe, muphry's law |
| #1444 2.50/5 Kablizzy 2009-08-06 |
[04:37] <Quote> Is Guiseppi here? [04:44] <cC> If by "here," you mean "in the channel." then no. If by "here," you rather mean "in the community," then yes. If by "here," you mean "In Kablizzy's ass, yelling'YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! , wearing a sombrero and jester shoes, cracking a bullwhip to the 1985 smash hit 'Whip It' by Devo whilst hitting me in the back of the head with lemon-meringue pies at maximum velocity," then also yes. [04:45] <Lenny> Mmm, pies! [04:45] -->| Communist has joined #n [04:45] <cC> Man, Commie. [04:45] <cC> You missed it, bro. [04:45] <Communist> What was it? [04:45] <cC> It was the coolest thing, man. [04:45] <cC> And it'll never happen again in the channel, ever. [04:45] <Lenny> Cooler than being in outer space. [04:45] <Communist> Oh right. Now I know it's a lie. [04:45] <Lenny> No, it really isn't. [04:45] <cC> Dude, I'm sorry. I really am. [04:45] <JeRK> I'm printing that out [04:45] <JeRK> And framing it [04:46] <cC> All these guys saw it. [04:46] <Communist> Well, good for them. [04:46] <cC> And the magic just wouldn't be there if I copied and/or pasted it into a quotes database, or something. [04:46] <cC> Just wouldn't do it justice. [04:46] <Communist> Ah yeah, yeah it would. [04:46] <Lenny> We couldn't have a conspiracy with everyone. [04:46] <Lenny> Unless we had a channel which was identical to #N but you didn't know about it. [04:46] <cC> Which we might. [04:46] <cC> But it's not called #lounge . [04:46] <cC> Nosiree. [04:46:46] [INFO] Channel view for “#lounge†opened. [04:46:46] -->| YOU (cC) have joined #lounge [04:46:47] -->| Communist has joined #lounge [04:46:49] <Communist> SCREW YOU [04:46:51] <--| Communist has left #lounge |
| #2153 2.50/5 Kablizzy 2010-12-05 |
[01:52] <KandyKaneStrong> Like I've been so busy that I am often lucky if I get to masturbate before falling asleep [01:58] <Kwablizyy> I know! I barely get laid five times a week anymore. ;_; [01:58] <KandyKaneStrong> We are on completely different //ball// fields, buddy. [01:59] <Kwablizyy> I didn't even get any tonight. ;____; |
| #338 2.44/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-22 |
<Obby> "Sir, ma'am. I want to lick your daughters nipples." |
| #898 2.44/5 Kablizzy 2008-10-25 |
[23:24] <Skyline> Kablizzy, was your nickname really EvilDemon66? :/ [23:24] <Kablizzy> No. [23:24] <Skyline> Oh. [23:24] <Kablizzy> It had one more 6 in it, there on the end. |
| #101 2.43/5 Kablizzy 2007-03-13 |
<traction> hey hey now what is this launching and licking of my girlfriend? <&Blox|Judging> Obligatory femme-hazing? |
| #376 2.43/5 Kablizzy 2007-11-19 |
<LittleViking> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?374 <LittleViking> http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?375 <Kabloxy> Oh, for fuck's sake. What part of "No 4chan Goddamnit" don't they get? |
| #570 2.38/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-19 |
<Kabloxy> Left and Right? I've only dropped one worm, and it's big, and fat, and juicy. And kinda slimy. But mostly fat. Also juicy. |
| #599 2.38/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-08 |
[12:51] <blue_tetris> Alright, I'mma multiclass my halfling barbarian--if you catch my drift--and get back to woikz. [12:51] <blue_tetris> Later. [12:51] <Kabloxy> Peace. [12:52] |<-- blue_tetris has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Quit: ) [12:52] <Kabloxy> OKAY, BITCHES. BACK TO WORK. *Cracks whip* |
| #1029 2.38/5 Kablizzy 2009-01-10 |
[00:03] <Nash> Ooh, speaking of which...tangent time! [00:04] <Invisible> AH GOD EVERYONE HIT THE DECK IT'S A TANGENT [00:04] <Naurek> Tangent? Not cool! [00:04] <Nash> Did you hear about the little boy who was born with no eyelids? So when they Circumcised him, they transplanted his foreskin over his eyes to give him eyelids... [00:04] <Nash> The only problem is...now he's cockeyed. [00:04] <Nash> ...okay tangent over, back to work. |
| #2368 2.38/5 Kablizzy 2011-06-29 |
[05:49] krusch Rose is a furry? [05:49] remm he is. [05:49] krusch Goodbye, Metanet. |
| #972 2.29/5 Kablizzy 2008-11-21 |
[05:13:08] <blue_tetris> http://therealn.com/comic.php?comic=128 [05:13:18] <Jig> Damn. All the more to look forward to in 2010. [05:13:26] <blue_tetris> 2^7 comics. [05:13:39] <blue_tetris> 10000000 comics. [05:13:56] <Jig> Oh, well, everything looks more impressive in binary. |
| #1364 2.29/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-12 |
[03:45] <Quote> Anyway, I'm thinking about buying some laser-tits. [03:45] <cC> Hey, Lenny. [03:45] <Lenny> How times change... [03:45] <Lenny> Hey [03:45] <cC> ...Laser... Tits? [03:45] <Lenny> What? [03:45] <cC> Tasty... Lights? [03:46] <Quote> You've never seen laser-tits? [03:46] <cC> Long... Island... Iced... Tea? [03:46] <Lenny> Oh, sorry. I didn't see that origial thing. [03:46] <Lenny> I thought it was about "hey Lenny". [03:46] <cC> Oh, oh. [03:46] <cC> It was. [03:46] <Quote> Ahahahahahah [03:47] <Lenny> Lenny Laser-tits. What a name. [03:47] <cC> Bahahaha. [03:47] <cC> "Doing Up the Girls", slide aside, son. [03:47] <cC> LENNY GOT A NEW TITLE! [03:47] <KS> Jahahaha. [03:48] <Quote> I should totally buy some laser-tits and 30 pounds of spandex. [03:48] <Lenny> Dammit. [03:48] <Lenny> Well, I suppose it's not too bad. [03:48] <cC> WHAT THE FUCK IS A LASER-TIT. [03:48] <Lenny> I don't have a custom one now anyways. [03:49] <KS> A tit with a laser for a nipple. Duh. [03:49] <cC> I'm going to punch you. [03:49] <KS> :O [03:49] <Quote> Where? [03:49] <Quote> Shit, Dave isn't here... [03:49] <cC> Preferably in the NUTSACK. [03:50] <KS> Or my laser-dick. [03:50] <cC> Ahahaha. |
| #1393 2.29/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-23 |
[03:03] <Goatman> PERFECTION! [03:03] <Goatman> thankyou so much [03:03] <Goatman> :) [03:03] <cC> Sure thing, man. [03:03] <Goatman> you are officially THE sex. [03:03] <Goatman> it's true [03:04] <cC> Hahah. [03:04] <cC> And there are still people that don't like me, somehow. [03:04] <cC> Go figure, right? :P [03:04] <Goatman> yep [03:04] <Goatman> you're like... [03:04] <Goatman> the most likable mod ever! [03:04] <cC> Ahahah. <3 [03:04] <Goatman> you're more than a mod [03:04] <Goatman> like [03:04] <Goatman> you need a superman costume [03:05] <cC> I would've said "Gleaming Personal Adonis," but that also works. |
| #1518 2.29/5 Kablizzy 2009-09-10 |
[17:07] <Torex> Hey, I need some help. [17:07] <ATR> What with? [17:07] <Azmig> My old English teacher used to ask us if we wanted to go out back and smoke some weed. [17:08] <Torex> Tomorrow, I've got this test in business keyboarding, so my teacher is gonna come around and check on our performance. [17:08] <Torex> I'm not worried about doing bad. [17:08] <Torex> I recently discovered that you can put watermarks into Word documents.' [17:08] <LittleViking> Oh, somehow, my mind interpreted that as business snowboarding. [17:08] <Torex> The other day, I had the watermark "I just smoke a j in the parking lot." [17:08] <lord_day> That would be an amazing last day of school. [17:09] <Torex> The teacher came by and closed it and apparently didn't notice. [17:09] <Torex> What watermark should I put on the test tomorrow for when she comes by? [17:09] <Azmig> WAIT. [17:09] <Azmig> WAIT. [17:09] <Azmig> I WANT THIS. [17:09] <Azmig> NO ONE SPEAK. [17:09] <Azmig> THIS ONE'S MINE. [17:09] * Torex is listening. [17:10] <Ad> If you say 'a penis' I will kill you. [17:10] <Azmig> NO. [17:10] <Azmig> NO, NO. [17:10] <Azmig> THIS IS GONNA BE GRWEAT. [17:10] <Torex> Blizz, +m [17:10] <Azmig> http://www.nmaps.net/108529 [17:10] <Azmig> http://www.nmaps.net/108529 [17:10] <Azmig> http://www.nmaps.net/108529 [17:10] <Azmig> http://www.nmaps.net/108529 [17:10] <Azmig> http://www.nmaps.net/108529 [17:10] <Azmig> http://www.nmaps.net/108529 [17:10] <Azmig> http://www.nmaps.net/108529 [17:10] <Wannas> `:| [17:10] =-= Mode #n +b *!*Enigmatic@*.hlrn.qwest.net by LittleViking [17:10] <Torex> AHAHAHAHA [17:10] <LittleViking> o_O [17:10] <Torex> OH MY GOD [17:11] <Torex> BLIZZ, YES [17:11] <Torex> YES [17:11] <Torex> THAT IS THE BEST [17:11] <Azmig> YESSS [17:11] <LittleViking> Oh, it's Kablizzy. [17:11] <Azmig> <3 [17:11] <LittleViking> What's with the name? [17:11] =-= Mode #n -b *!*Enigmatic@*.hlrn.qwest.net by LittleViking [17:11] <gloomp> DEAR TEACHER YOUR FACE IS A BUTT AND YOU SMELL AND YOUR BUTT SMELLS WORSE [17:11] <lord_day> XD |
| #456 2.25/5 Kablizzy 2008-01-05 |
<Brttrx> ... Yahoozy ... <Brttrx> .... Yahoozy >) <Brttrx> ..... <Brttrx> ...... <Brttrx> ....... <Brttrx> ...... <Brttrx> ..... <Brttrx> .... <Brttrx> ... <Brttrx> .. <Brttrx> . <Yahoozy> :") <Brttrx> :"( <Fingersonherfrets> heh this conversation is really ...off but funny <Kabloxy> You call this a conversation? You kids and your low standards. <Brttrx> haha <Fingersonherfrets> hehe <maestro> Yeah, that's pretty sad. <Kabloxy> That wasn't meant as a joke, but rather, as a scathing political reparteé on the sad standard of educati... oh, nevermind. <maestro> In real life you can't even pronounce ellipses. <maestro>You'd be all " " " " " " " " <T3chno> In real life, aren't ellipses just awkward silences? <acaridi> Probably <Kabloxy> ... <Demonz> Hah. <acaridi> Clutch, Kabloxy. |
| #617 2.25/5 Kablizzy 2008-04-24 |
Vaughn d20+14 blue_tetris Roll 1: 20 blue_tetris Vaughn: 20 + 14 = 34 Vaughn Gahahahaha. Vaughn d20+14 blue_tetris Roll 1: 20 blue_tetris Vaughn: 20 + 14 = 34 |
| #1469 2.22/5 Kablizzy 2009-08-16 |
[12:45] <Bio> LEAFFINATOR!!!!!! [12:45] =-= Bio was booted from #n by Enforcer (Turn caps lock OFF!) [12:45] -->| Bio (Adam@scave-593984B.neo.res.rr.com) has joined #n [12:45] <Bio> Forgot abut the caps lock rule. =\ [12:45] <Leaff> Enforcer has a new caps function? [12:46] <Leaff> Awesome. [12:46] <Bio> That /can/ b annoying at times. [12:46] <Tanner> That can /b/ annoying at times. [12:46] <Bio> /b/ is for fags. =\ [12:46] <Tanner> And single mothers! [12:46] <Bio> That and fags. |
| #1353 2.20/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-07 |
[01:34] =-= Mode #n +b *!*@scave-B8D829B2.mibbit.com by Yahoozy [01:34] =-= rocket_thumped was booted from #n by Yahoozy (FROM NOW ON, THE BEAR STAYS IN A CAGE.) [01:34] =-= Mode #n +b *!*@scave-BF9E92B6.dsl.ltrkar.sbcglobal.net by cC [01:34] =-= Yahoozy was booted from #n by YOU (YELLOW TURBANS SEEM BLAND IN COMPARISON TO A TOUCAN.) |
| #1484 2.20/5 Kablizzy 2009-08-23 |
<squibbles> I need Spoon to get on! <Communist> That's funny. I need spoon to get off. |
| #2188 2.17/5 Kablizzy 2010-12-28 |
[11:00:08 PM] Matt Monyo: So you been on IRC lately? Calcy and Dave are making some noise. [11:11:09 PM] Matt Monyo: The community is quite healthy lately. Krusch is active, Barba is making maps [11:11:25 PM] Matt Monyo: Yes, I just quantified the health of the community on those two people, but still. [11:11:28 PM] Dr. Porkington T. "Phil" I. "Stein" Beebles "A" Bobble Snootchwuntherd: DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT A GOOOOOLDEN AAAAAAGE? |
| #1330 2.12/5 Kablizzy 2009-06-30 |
[05:17] -->| sidke (somedude@scave-4B5F3679.dsl.ricepudding.fi) has joined #n [05:17] <cC> CHROME IS A FILTHY WHORE I'M GOING TO BED. [05:17] <cC> Hey, sidke. [05:17] =-= YOU are now known as cC|Away [05:17] <cC|Away> HARUMPH. |
| #339 2.10/5 Kablizzy 2007-09-22 |
Obby cleavage. |
| #523 2.09/5 Kablizzy 2008-02-15 |
Calcy has joined #angrydome Topic for #angrydome is “Witness the birth of a terrible new era. Witness the rebirth of your Nemesis. The blood is on your hands now. †[23:11] <Nero> Hey, Calcy. [23:11] <Calcy> Is it angry time again? [23:11] <Nero> Yeah, unfortunately. [23:11] <Calcy> :( |
| #2340 2.09/5 Kablizzy 2011-05-17 |
<Aidiera> Meta, I wanna fucking kiss you right now. |
| #1015 2.00/5 Kablizzy 2009-01-01 |
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| #1164 2.00/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-21 |
[19:42] -->| Ganteka (chatzilla@F1AB782A.92E0A5CC.C427F3F4.IP) has joined #n [19:42] <Guiseppi> Sup, Ganteka? [19:42] <Guiseppi> Probably both. [19:42] <Ganteka> lol [19:43] <Guiseppi> Although I personally have only tasted him once. [19:43] <Base> O_O [19:43] <Staff1> o_O [19:43] <Base> Salty? [19:43] <Guiseppi> Bitter... [19:43] <Base> That's gross. [19:43] |<-- Ganteka has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Broken pipe) |
| #1384 2.00/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-19 |
[02:18] <Yahoozy> LittleViking, you have a lip-umbrella. [02:19] <LittleViking> And you have a FACE-VANNNN. |
| #1566 2.00/5 Kablizzy 2009-10-18 |
[17:21] <AF> Also, I'm not sure what to make of this chick. Like, she's acknowledged the shit that happened back in August. [17:22] <spoon> What exactly /did/ happen, AF? [17:22] <AF> Absolutely nothing. [17:22] <spoon> Huh. Interesting. [17:22] <Ka|Busy> Sam or Caitlynn? [17:22] <Ka|Busy> This is Sam, right? [17:22] <AF> Oh, fuck Caitlynn. [17:22] <AF> This's Sam. [17:22] <Ka|Busy> Mmkay. [17:23] <AF> See, Caitlynn will bluntly say shit, just not explain her actions. [17:23] <Ka|Busy> Well, she's a bitch anyway. [17:23] <AF> Mmhm. [17:23] <AF> One that you had to convince me to go for. [17:23] <AF> Who was right? [17:23] <AF> AF was right. [17:23] <spoon> Af was right. [17:23] <AF> Thank you, spoon. [17:23] <AF> AF was right. [17:23] <spoon> AF fucking /called/ that goddamn shit. [17:24] <AF> Mmhm. [17:24] <Ka|Busy> No, no. You *fucked* that thing up. [17:24] <AF> I did NOT fuck that up. [17:24] <Ka|Busy> Wait, hang on. [17:24] <Ka|Busy> Lemme outline the steps here. [17:24] <Ka|Busy> 1. She was into you. [17:24] <Ka|Busy> 2. You saw a movie. [17:24] <Ka|Busy> 3. She was no longer into you. [17:24] <Ka|Busy> I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED. [17:24] <AF> Well, yeah. [17:24] <spoon> Kablizzy's evidence is pretty damning. [17:25] <AF> I blame the movie. [17:25] <spoon> AF be damned. [17:25] <Ka|Busy> Hahaha. [17:25] <Ka|Busy> I do too. [17:25] <AF> Bill Murray must've done me in. [17:25] <spoon> Well, regardless, you still fucked up. [17:25] <ATR> Waha, what did you see? [17:25] <spoon> What movie did you see, anyway? [17:25] <AF> The one with Bill Murray. [17:25] <ATR> Oh, Zombieland? [17:25] <Ka|Busy> I mean, we all went to see The Invention of Lying last night, and almost ended up having a fivesome with the 7-11 chick. [17:25] <ATR> Wahaha. [17:25] <spoon> Ahahahaha. [17:25] <spoon> Sounds like fun. [17:25] <AF> Oh, yeah. Didn't Jig fuck on Dave's bed? [17:25] <AF> With Mads? [17:26] <Ka|Busy> Yeah, probably. [17:26] <spoon> That's awesome. [17:26] <AF> Ahahaha. [17:26] <spoon> Now, they are /truly/ one. [17:26] <Ka|Busy> Haha. [17:26] <AF> Make sure to tell Dave that. He'll be able to sleep well at night, knowing that. [17:26] <Ka|Busy> He recommended it. [17:26] <AF> ... [17:26] <AF> Why would you do that to yourself? [17:26] <AF> Tell some HIV-ridden couple to fuck on your bed? [17:26] * Ka|Busy shrug. [17:26] <Ka|Busy> Hahah. [17:26] <Ka|Busy> If I remembered anything about last night, I'd tell you more. [17:27] <Ka|Busy> But past the UFC fight I had with Madison in the living room, I don't remember much. [17:27] <Ka|Busy> Woman is fuckin' strong. [17:27] <ATR> Blizz, that sounds like /the best night ever/. [17:27] <Ka|Busy> It was Goddamn amazing. [17:27] <spoon> It really does, though. [17:27] <spoon> Video? [17:27] <spoon> PICS? [17:27] <Ka|Busy> They'll be up as soon as Jig gets home. [17:27] <AF> Well, I got the following text from Jig last night: [17:28] <AF> "Tell Tanner that Dave fell asleep. As did Madison, whose crazy ass drank the most of all of us. Blizz just took a shower and he and I are drinking water to sober up. Also. Madison and I fucked using Dave's bed and his condoms. Fantastic night - dude, you should've been there." [17:29] <spoon> Holy crap, AF. [17:29] <spoon> I need to be in on this Metacon thing. [17:29] <AF> Yeah, I think I was just invited to have a threesome with Jig and Madison on Dave's bed. [17:29] <ATR> Probably. [17:30] <spoon> You definitely were. [17:30] <gloomp> Mmhmm. [17:30] <spoon> /That/ would have been the crowning jewel of this place. [17:30] <Ka|Busy> Yeah. [17:30] <AF> I think that if me, Jig, and Madison ever had a threesome, Blizz would be forced to give me, Jig, and SlappyMcGee admin status. [17:31] <Ka|Busy> Oh, by the way. [17:31] <Ka|Busy> Madison's an Admin. [17:31] <spoon> Yeah, she is. [17:31] <AF> Alright. [17:31] <Ka|Busy> She can promote Jig at any time she sees fit. [17:31] <spoon> Ahahahaha. [17:31] <AF> Oh, by the way. Remember, if you give SlappyMcGee admin status any time within the next two weeks, you will see Jig give me a blowjob. [17:31] <spoon> She gets to keep his little ass in check. [17:31] <Ka|Busy> Right. [17:31] <Ka|Busy> But I won't. [17:31] <spoon> Holy crap. [17:32] <AF> Because we've all agreed before that you'll never see me give Jig a blowjob, but the opposite might happen. [17:32] <Ka|Busy> I dunno. Ya'll are meeting soon. [17:32] <AF> Right. [17:32] <AF> That's my point. [17:32] <Ka|Busy> That seems like prime-time to visit BJ-Town, USA. [17:32] <AF> Agreed. [17:33] <AF> Speaking of which, is it on the way TO or on the way FROM Ranny that you're dropping by? [17:33] <Ka|Busy> Pittsburgh? [17:33] <AF> Mmhm. [17:33] <Ka|Busy> I'm gonna be in Pittsburgh this Sunday, on my way to. [17:33] <AF> That's far too soon. [17:33] <Ka|Busy> Nothing I can do. [17:33] <Ka|Busy> That's when I'ma be there. [17:33] <AF> When are you heading back down to WV? [17:34] <Ka|Busy> November 2nd or so. [17:34] <AF> Dude. [17:34] <AF> Dude. [17:34] <AF> Just shift that date back two days. [17:34] <Ka|Busy> Bro, I'm already taking a week and a half off, have my tickets, and really don't feel like spending another $120 and miss more days of work. [17:34] <spoon> You know. It's times like these that I wish I was over 18 and had a car. [17:34] <AF> What does being 18 have to do with it? Just steal the car and -drive-, fucker. [17:35] <AF> You'd be missing less. [17:35] <Ka|Busy> You're such an idiot. [17:35] <AF> You'd be missing less, -and- you'd get to see AF DM all night. [17:35] <AF> Remember? Won't stop until I pass out? [17:35] <Ka|Busy> Yeah, no. I get that. [17:35] <AF> God. I hate fucking with you when you're drunk. [17:36] <AF> hung over* [17:36] <Ka|Busy> Yeah. [17:36] <Ka|Busy> Hung over with a broken rib* [17:36] <AF> On the other hand, I -love- fucking you when you're drunk. [17:36] <Ka|Busy> Ahahaha. [17:36] <AF> Er, with. [17:36] <AF> *cough* [17:36] <Ka|Busy> THIS IS THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER. [17:36] <AF> 'Cause, you know, you do that thing with your tits when you're drunk. [17:36] <AF> You know? [17:36] <Ka|Busy> Yeah. [17:36] <Ka|Busy> By the by. Madison fucking *jumped* on me when they got here, and I think she damaged the rib more. [17:36] <AF> Ahahaha, nice. [17:37] <Ka|Busy> I hate you so much. [17:37] <spoon> Ahahahaha. [17:37] <AF> =D [17:37] <Ka|Busy> ...So fucking much, Adrian. Why would I come to see you? Why the fuck would I ever change my plans to come see you? [17:37] <AF> Because I'd DM to you and Jiggerjaw and Henry and Han all night long. [17:37] <AF> All. Night. Long. [17:37] <Ka|Busy> Ahahaha. [17:37] <Ka|Busy> Dude. [17:37] <Yanni> Kablizzy, fuck your plans, come to New York. [17:37] <Ka|Busy> Now *Han*, I would... Okay, Yannerz. [17:37] <Ka|Busy> See you on the 2nd? [17:38] <Yanni> Sweet. [17:38] <AF> ... [17:38] <Ka|Busy> See how that works? See how that works, bro? Two men just made a decision. [17:42] <spoon> Hot damn, AF is attractive. I'm surprised. [17:42] <Ka|Busy> I know, right? [17:42] <AF> Because visiting Jiggerjaw is far superior to living with Jiggerjaw. [17:42] <AF> I am, spoon. [17:42] <Ka|Busy> Now don't look at his Skype avatar. [17:42] <AF> Gahahahaha. [17:42] <Ka|Busy> Because that'll ruin the ambiance. |
| #1329 1.88/5 Kablizzy 2009-06-30 |
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| #1545 1.86/5 Kablizzy 2009-10-01 |
[3:25:09 AM] Adrian Fraser: Oh, did I tell you about Caitlynn? [3:24:57 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: Mmm? [3:25:09 AM] Adrian Fraser: She's like Lanie, in that she's the sister to a friend of mine. [3:25:37 AM] Adrian Fraser: 'Cept she's slightly attractive, a Junior as opposed to a Sophomore, and sort of funny. [3:26:14 AM] Adrian Fraser: Strange part is, I just met her on Tuesday, and she's already added me on Facebook, asked me for my phone number, and proceeded to be quite forward. [3:26:25 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: Ohhhh, wow. [3:26:36 AM] Adrian Fraser: What is it with me and people's sisters? [3:26:57 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: I dunno, bro. [3:27:18 AM] Adrian Fraser: Of course, it could be that she's just /really/ social, and /***-really-***/ flirty. [3:27:26 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: Could be. [3:27:25 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: But in all seriousness, I'd get to the bottom of this Sam shit as *soon* as humanly possible. If she's not feelin' it, you're passing up other opportunities. [3:27:45 AM] Adrian Fraser: I agree. I wanna figure out what the fuck is going on with Sam. [3:27:49 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: I want you to. [3:27:53 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: Hell. *I* want to. [3:27:59 AM] Adrian Fraser: Hahaha. [3:28:01 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: I'm invested in this, man. [3:29:05 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: Catlynn's kinda cute, bro. I'd go for that if I were you. [3:29:21 AM] Adrian Fraser: ... [3:29:25 AM] Adrian Fraser: You're fucking -creepy-. [3:29:30 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: Well, she is. [3:29:37 AM] Adrian Fraser: You're creepier than ME, and I have a fucking PEDOPHILE VAN. [3:29:40 AM] Farrah B. S. "Moan" R. "Th' Zeitgeist" P. "Time-Spirit" Zgeglbjörd: Ahahahaha. |
| #1172 1.80/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-26 |
[23:33] -->| schick has joined #n [23:33] <GamingWolf> Hmm... I could go for some Farragomate provided everyone is not talking about sex the whole time [23:34] |<-- schick has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Client exited) |
| #1303 1.80/5 Kablizzy 2009-06-18 |
[15:52] <incluye> O_O [15:52] <incluye> http://www.canada.com/windsorstar/story.html?id=655b529b-0be7-40da-b5e3-69fb6b2eef02 [15:54] <incluye> Oh, this is nice. [15:54] <incluye> "coincidence he was a christian? dont think so" [15:54] <incluye> Video comment. [15:55] <incluye> WAY TO KILL THE MOOD INCLUYE [15:55] <incluye> FUCK YOU [15:55] <incluye> /kick incluye [15:55] <--| incluye has left #n |
| #562 1.67/5 Kablizzy 2008-03-14 |
03/13 23:54:56 Crissy: Do I touch your thngs? 03/13 23:55:06 AF: Yes, touch his things. |
| #1117 1.67/5 Kablizzy 2009-03-05 |
[06:09] =-= Kablizzy has changed the topic to “http://therealn.com/n/n-rules.html | New Vent: 72.37.247.170:10167, pass meta27 | Have Yr Say - http://tinyurl.com/9alaka | InsomNicon '09! SIGN UP NOW!!! http://forum.therealn.com/viewtopic.php?t=2024†[06:12] <AlliedEnvy> I'm going to be out of town all weekend. I think that's how I missed the last one, too. [06:12] <Kablizzy> GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. [06:12] <Kablizzy> Even Friday? [06:13] <AlliedEnvy> As soon as work gets out friday [06:13] <LF> Same here [06:13] <Kablizzy> GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! [06:13] <Kablizzy> ;___________; [06:16] -->| Chase has joined #n [06:16] <Kablizzy> XASE! [06:18] <Chase> IS INSOMNICON THIS WEEKEND? [06:18] <Chase> YES [06:18] <Chase> FUCK YES [06:18] <Kablizzy> YESSSSS. [06:18] <Chase> I CAN DO IT [06:18] <Chase> FUUUUCK YES [06:18] <Kablizzy> FUCK YEAAAAAAH!!!! [06:18] =-= Mode #N +h Chase by Kablizzy [06:18] <Kablizzy> o____O [06:20] <Chase> Start 1am GMT Friday [06:20] <Kablizzy> *Nod* [06:20] <Chase> Saturday [06:20] <Chase> No I can't [06:20] <Chase> D: [06:20] <Kablizzy> ;_: [06:20] <Chase> Wait. [06:20] <Chase> I can join with a... [06:20] =-= Mode #N -h Chase by Kablizzy [06:20] |<-- Chase has left irc.waypasteleven.com (Broken pipe) [06:21] <LF> O_o |
| #1367 1.50/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-13 |
[23:25] <Ranny> OH GOD [23:25] <Ranny> MY CROTCH |
| #1476 1.43/5 Kablizzy 2009-08-19 |
[09:41] <Chase> hm? [09:41] <Chase> Anyone here? [09:41] <cC> RRRRRRRRRGH. [09:42] |<-- Chase has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: ~ Trillian Astra - www.trillian.im ~) |
| #1415 1.09/5 Kablizzy 2009-07-27 |
[03:43] <cC> BGTRBHNJKL;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; [03:43] <cC> Vampire Snail Traffic-Jam. |
| #1443 0.88/5 Kablizzy 2009-08-05 |
[12:57] -->| DigitalDuck (Miranda@scave-240474B6.wlms-broadband.com) has joined #moa [12:58] <DigitalDuck> Quack. [12:58] <Emmy> Hey, DD [12:58] <DigitalDuck> Well, I only stopped by to say, "Hi!" [12:58] <DigitalDuck> And penis. [12:58] <DigitalDuck> Bye! [12:58] <Emmy> ... [12:58] |<-- DigitalDuck has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Quack!) |
| #1232 0.75/5 Kablizzy 2009-05-06 |
<Kablizzy> Hm. <Kablizzy> Since I left IRC, I find it hilarious that the Quotes Database isn't. <Boolean> Isn't that ironic? <Kablizzy> Don'tcha think? |