It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

This is the archive of the #N IRC Quotes Repository.

Only displaying quotes submitted by Impulse. You can remove this filter.

#2367 4.08/5 Impulse 2011-06-28	<&LittleViking> Mountain Dew Typhoon came out last year and is strawberry pineapple flavor. Weird. <&LittleViking> Mountain Dew Crave, a sweet and sour apple flavor. Mountain Dew Supernova, a strawberry melon flavor. Mountain Dew Mystery, a tropical lime flavor. <~blue_tetris> Mystery? <&LittleViking> It's only been released to test groups so far but had good responses. <Impulse> People will drink anything nowadays. <xwd> Have they had cranberry Mountain Dew yet? <xwd> Or am I thinking of 7-Up? <&LittleViking> Yeah, Impulse. Like Mountain Dew Four-by-Four, a gasoline and sand flavored drink. <Impulse> Hahahaha.
#663 3.33/5 Impulse 2008-05-24	<~blue_tetris> Impulse, we hear you make a good dick.
#665 2.50/5 Impulse 2008-05-24	<spoon> [17:11] <fork> spoon, let's have sex and create a spork baby.
#640 1.38/5 Impulse 2008-05-06	* Bunny (7def1bef@private-628B0216.com) has joined #n * Kaglaxyclax sets mode: +v Bunny <+Bunny> I would like to thank you all <+Bunny> for letting me undermine impulse <+Bunny> thanks metanet <+Bunny> you were his undoing!!!!!! * +Bunny (7def1bef@private-628B0216.com) has left #n <+Impulse> ...