It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

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#2069
4.39/5
Heartattack
2010-10-03
(in superawesomegame)
Round 3: cms
scythe: [cms] cums -1 (not in dictionary)
yanni: [cms] cums -1 (not in dictionary)
GamingWolf: [cms] cums -1 (not in dictionary)
heartattack: [cms] cums -1 (not in dictionary)
heartattack: [cms] comes +3
GamingWolf: [cms] cameras +3
yanni: [cms] okay oh god -1 (does not contain cms in the correct order)
yanni: [cms] can't stop laughing -1 (does not contain cms in the correct order)
#2103
4.32/5
Heartattack
2010-10-25
16:58 Donfuy: who's i'll
16:59 Donfuy: i'll gonna be angry
16:59 Donfuy: 's
16:59 Donfuy: don't go and still i'll's money
16:59 Yanni: Donfuy you make SO LITTLE SENSE SO MUCH OF THE TIME
#2042
3.94/5
Heartattack
2010-09-12
<spoon> HOLY SHIT.
<spoon> HOOOOOOOLY SHIT.
<spoon> A PICTURE OF MY FRIEND.
<spoon> NAKED
<spoon> ON THE INTERNET.
<spoon> WHAT THE /FUCK/.
<GamingWolf> Welcome to the internet.
#2104
3.94/5
Heartattack
2010-10-26
20:47 Tanner: If I ever get stranded with my laptop, I'm masturbating until I die of dehydration.
20:47 Tanner: It's how my mother would want me to go.
20:48 heartattack: Why wouldn't you find something to drink and masturbate until you die of old age?
20:48 bigblargh: FAP HARD, DIE YOUNG
#2079
3.88/5
Heartattack
2010-10-10
22:52 heartattack: And you wonder why no one respects you.
22:52 heartattack: Can't understand the simplest of concepts.
22:52 sunset: I can't find out why.
22:53 heartattack: But I don't want to get into this.
22:53 sunset: I wish someone would scream it out.
22:53 Orange: YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG.
22:53 heartattack: YOU'RE A DUMBASS
22:53 sunset: I take back what I was going to say.
#2050
3.80/5
Heartattack
2010-09-21
16:36 ChrisE: TS, you should just be T
16:37 ChrisE: it's impossible to misspell
16:37 TS: Nah, TS is TS and only TS.
16:37 TS: And yeah it is.
16:37 Vyacheslav: T-Sane
16:37 Stephen has left IRC (Ping timeout)
16:37 ChrisE: The-Sexist
16:37 mr_trousers has joined (chatzilla@scave-47AE1EAB.sw.biz.rr.com)
16:38 ChrisE: Touch my Scrotum
16:38 mr_trousers: No thanks.
#2056
3.77/5
Heartattack
2010-09-24
19:57 sunset: can you all stop pinging me.
19:57 Orange: Oh, sunset wants us to stop pinging him.
19:57 heartattack: Sunset why are you in such a bad mood?
19:57 sunset: fuck you, Orange.
19:57 Orange: Can we stop pinging sunset, guys?
19:57 Izzy: Nobody pinged you, sunset.
19:57 Donfuy: depends on what sunset you consider interesting, Quote
19:57 Inspired: Really, okay we should stop pinging sunset.
19:57 Kool is away: out
19:57 GamingWolf: I don't know If I can stop pinging sunset
19:57 Inspired looks out window
19:58 Inspired: What a beautiful sunset.
19:58 Donfuy: don't be dicks to sunset
19:58 heartattack: Why does sunset want us to stop pinging him?
19:58 Orange: sunset is actually a nice guy.
19:58 Quote: dude guys it's the sunset!
19:58 Inspired: I like sunset
19:58 Inspired: Be nice to sunset.
19:58 Orange: Wow, I've never seen such a sunset.
19:58 heartattack: sunset doesn't deserve this.
19:58 sunset: why do I bother.
19:58 Donfuy: yeah why
19:58 Orange: sunset was in my third-grade epistomology class.
19:58 GamingWolf: Yeah why do you
19:58 Inspired: Okay, sunset, would you like us to stop?
19:58 Donfuy: who do you talk to, sunset
19:59 sunset: damn.
19:59 heartattack: sunset we need to talk through this.
19:59 sunset has left IRC (Connection reset by peer)
19:59 sunset has joined (sunsetride@scave-CECF0A08.client.mchsi.com)
19:59 Daik: erm.
19:59 Donfuy: sunset is a cool gu--y
19:59 Daik: ragequit?
19:59 Orange: ragerejoin
19:59 sunset: did you all get the message?
19:59 heartattack: Hey sunset!
#2084
3.18/5
Heartattack
2010-10-13
17:32 kuri: what do you do?
17:33 Socky has left IRC (Ping timeout)
17:33 golfkid: I'm still a student
17:34 golfkid: Although I don't really like to work hard :P
17:34 kuri: thats nice
17:35 kuri: what do you hope to do once you're not a student?
17:35 heartattack: YOUR MOM
17:35 heartattack: Hahahahaha
17:35 heartattack: I crack myself up
17:35 golfkid: Yes thats right HA, I hope to do my mom once I'm done with school
17:35 heartattack: TALK ABOUT SOME LOW AMBITIONS AMIRITE
17:36 gloomp: /Snap/.
17:36 golfkid: No, low ambitions would be doing your mom
17:36 golfkid: <@gloomp> /Snap/.
17:36 heartattack: My mom's dead. So the ambitions would be about six feet lower than yours, yeah.
17:36 golfkid: Oh, sorry :/
17:37 heartattack: Hehe she was a cunt it's cool
17:37 kuri: that's not very nice ha.
17:37 kuri: she gave birth to you
17:38 kuri: what if you had to give birth to her
17:38 heartattack: Hahahahahahahaha
#2041
2.75/5
Heartattack
2010-09-11
<flag> Torex, I haven't talked to you in a while.
<Torex> Mmkay.
<Torex> I'm kinda away right now.
* Torex is away: I'm busy
#2065
2.50/5
Heartattack
2010-09-30
17:10 heartattack: Okay hold on.
17:10 heartattack: You're saying gloomp has good taste.
17:10 rocket: ys
17:11 heartattack: Hold on.
17:12 heartattack: http://quotes.mountai.net/view.php?2063
17:12 rocket: thats irrelevant
17:12 heartattack: Those are words that you said.
17:13 rocket: i did
17:13 rocket: but
17:13 rocket: i didnt
17:13 heartattack: No, you did.
(rocket is kuri)
#2039
1.92/5
Heartattack
2010-09-11
<amomentlikethis> You can't achieve /perfect/ balance of objects in Transformice. It's annoying.
<GamingWolf> I wanna work on a perfect connection first.
#2049
1.60/5
Heartattack
2010-09-20
19:21 Godless has joined (WD@scave-DCF5745C.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
19:21 bob_2`: looks like a centaur shanking himself.
19:21 Vyacheslav: woman injecting a man's anus
19:21 bob_2`: or that.
19:21 Godless: O_o
19:21 Vyacheslav: oh hey Godless
19:21 Godless: Why do I always log in at the fucking weirdest times.